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♪ ♪

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Linda, Linda,
the proofs are in!

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Ooh, ooh,
let me see, let me see!

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What proofs?
What's going on?

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Gayle got some professional
pictures taken of Mr. Business.

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Um, okay. Great. Why?

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Ian said we'd need them
if we wanted Mr. Business

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to be taken seriously for
the Chef Cat cat food auditions.

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The what? Who-who's Ian?

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The cat agent, Bob.
[scoffs]

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Oh. I-I didn't know
you had a cat agent, Gayle.

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Yeah, Gayle and I met
a cat agent last week

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when we were leaving
the grooming place

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on our way to the Soup Buffet.

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And he thinks Mr. Business
has what it takes

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to be the next spokes-cat
for Chef Cat cat food.

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You know, Chef Cat.

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No, I-I don't know that.

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♪ If cats could cook,
they'd cook Chef Cat. ♪

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Yeah, that's it,
that's it.

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Such a great song.Not really.

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When the original Chef Cat died,

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they found another cat
that looked just like him.

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And then after that
and then after that.

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They just kept replacing him.

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Just like they do
with the president.

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The current Chef Cat
is on his last legs,

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so they need a new one.

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They have a big
competition.

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Oh, by the way,
Lin, I need to borrow

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just a little
more money from you

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to cover the shipping
cost for the portraits.

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They have to go in something
called "overnight mail."

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Overnight mail, ooh.

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Just when you thought the mail
couldn't get any sexier.

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Dad's an
overweight male.

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Is that kind of
the same thing?

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Wait, Gayle needs to borrow moremoney?

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Yeah, Linda covered the cost
of the headshots for me.

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She did?
Oh, it was nothing.

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It was barely
nothing, it was...

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It was $222.

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It was?
Well, that... no.

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No, it wasn't
that much.

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Here's the receipt,
right here.

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Linda, can I talk to you
in the kitchen?

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No...

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Lin, I thought
we decided to pull back

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on lending Gayle money.

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Oh, did we?
Yes!

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But she hardly ever
asks for money.What?!

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I need to borrow......16...

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...41......105...

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...$22 for...

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...rug shampoo....control-top panty hose.

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...my Magic Bullet Blender
payments.

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I'm three months behind.

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...Christmas gifts
for you guys!...lube.

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Fine. I'll tell her she's got
to pay for the shipping herself.

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[dishes crash]

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Sorry, I broke
a big stack of plates!

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But don't worry,
I'll pay you back for them.

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[whispering]: Hey, do you kids
have any money? It's for plates.

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Oh, my God.

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Tina, hon, can you grab me
a trash bag?

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Sure.

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Whoa, look at this.

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A box. Hey, wow.

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I want a box. Why does
Tina get to have a box?

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Yeah!

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Huh, Gayle must have
left that here

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the last time
she brought her cats over.

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This cat really does
look like Mr. Business.

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Yeah, he kind of does.See, Bob?

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I told you that cat agent
wasn't lying.

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Yeah, they look alike,
but that still doesn't mean

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Gayle should... weshould give
a bunch of money to this guy.

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We don't even know
if he's a real agent.

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He seems pretty legit to me.

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He had a business card
and everything.

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Anyone can have
a card, Lin.

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Teddy has a card.

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So does Ken.Gene.

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It's true. It has his
pager number on it.

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Want one?No.

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You do.

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This guy is definitely
scamming Gayle.

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You know what? I'm gonna
go talk to him tomorrow

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and see if I can get
our money back.

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Aw, you're gonna break
Gayle's heart.

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She was really excited.

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Oops. I got it.

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Hmm. [sniffs]

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This stuff smells kind of good.

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[sniffs]

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♪ ♪Whoa. Mmm.

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What am I doing?[music stops]

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Definitely not eating cat food.
[chuckles]

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What'd you say, hon?Uh, n-nothing.

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Um... [mouth full]: oh, my God,
that's delicious.

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[grunts]

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[door opens]Hello there.

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Uh, Snoodle, greet.

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Oh, um, h-hello.

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Snoodle, hug.

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Oh... okay.

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[chuckles]:
I, um...

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Snoodle, rest. How can
I be of help to you?

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Uh, are you Ian Amberson?

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Guilty as charged,
I'm afraid.

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Well, my name is Bob Belcher,
and I think you may be

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taking advantage
of my sister-in-law.

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She's a grown woman
and it's her body!

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Wait, y-you did stuff
to her body?

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Oh, I don't know. Is your
sister-in-law named Karen?

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No, Gayle.

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Oh, Gayle! [laughs]

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Whew!

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Oh good, good,
that is good.

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Uh, Karen, by the way,

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for the record,
made the first move.

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If anything, she's
taking advantage of me.

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Anyway, uh, my wife lent Gayle
some money for cat headshots.

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Ooh. Well, yes, very smart
investment, of course.

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Her cat is a dead pip
for Chef Cat.

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Well, it turns out she isn't
going to use those pictures,

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so I'd like to collect
a refund from you.

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Wait, she's not going
to use them?

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Well, she'd be a fool not to
mail in those headshots.

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Oh, really?Uh, yeah, really.

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I should know. I managed a
Chef Cat from 1993 to 1998.

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His real name was
Bootsy, of course.

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Best years of my life.

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So far, let's say.

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There's always tomorrow.
Fingers crossed.

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Look, I see what you're doing.

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You're taking advantage
of vulnerable cat ladies

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and overcharging them
for photos...

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Ah, bup, bup, bup, bup.
Bootsy made $40,000 a year

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in residuals alone
when he was Chef Cat.
Oh.

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And one time, we got
to meet Dean Cain.Oh.

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He's super-nice, Bob.
So maybe check that tone.

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So, you're trying to tell me
that you really truly think

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that Mr. Business could be
one of these Chef Cats?

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Oh, yes, absolutely,
I believe he could.

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With my help.
Uh-huh.

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Look, you can ask anyone in
the pet agent game about me.

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I'm the real deal.

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This competition
will be the big time, Bob.

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People are coming in
from all over the world

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with gray and white
Persian Longhair mixes.

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But Gayle and Mr. Business,

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well, they'll be walking
in with Ian Amberson.

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And that still means something
in this crazy world.

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I don't know.You know what? Fine.

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Bob, if-if you just want to keep
living a life in the shadows,

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afraid to seize
the furry tail of a star

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and just ride
that rocket into space,

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by all means, be my guest.

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I will refund the cost
of the headshots.

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I'll do it.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
uh, I have to find a hamster

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who can look surprised
about a pizza delivery.

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Not easy, by the way.

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[grunts] Damn it.

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Gayle said you need
more money to mail the photos?

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$35-- we have to overnight it.You take a check?

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Give it to Snoodle; he's
trained to endorse checks.

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Snoodle?

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Uh, 'kay.

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Okay, gonna go to
the cat agent with Gayle

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for Mr. Business's
first training.

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And we just heard he has
an official audition time.

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Next Saturday at 4:25 p.m.--
can you stand it?

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Great. If this works,

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Gayle will have a way
to earn her own money,

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and she won't need
as much of ours.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. How much money
are we talking about?

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Ian said Chef Cat
made $40,000 a year in 1998.

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That's like
Chumbawumba money!

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I am very excited
to announce my new role

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as Mr. Business's
business manager.

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Congratulations.

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Yeah, my fee is 30%.

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No, Louise.I insist.

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Pretty soon, we'll
all be living

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in Mr. Business's
guest house,

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running his lifestyle brand
and helping him stay clean.

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WOMAN [over TV]:
♪ If cats could cook ♪

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♪ They'd cook Chef Cat. ♪

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Snoodle, TV.

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Snoodle, lights.

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And that, my friends,

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is exactly what Mr.
Business has to do.

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He has to turn off the TV
with his face

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and turn the lights on
with his paw?

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No, Gayle.
[sighs]

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The stuff from the
commercial, Gayle.

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My God.
Oh.

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[squawks] Polly wants a great
deal on a quality mattress.

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Good, Petey.

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Ooh, does Petey have
an audition coming up?

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Actually, Petey did
the commercial in 2002.

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Once an animal is
trained to do something,

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they tend to never
give up the behavior.

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They just do it over
and over and over again

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until their owner abandons them
on your doorstep, right, Petey?

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[squawks] Polly wants a great
deal on a quality mattress.

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All right, so I've placed some
treats here, here and here.

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Uh, that will lure him
to hit the marks.

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So go ahead and let
Mr. Business out of his carrier,

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and let's see how we do.

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Uh, on three.

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Un, deux...

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Oh, my God! Ow![Mr. Business snarling]

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Oh, God! Get it off me!
Shoot it!

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Somebody shoot this cat![clattering]

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Shoot it!

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You have the shot!
Take the shot!

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Tina, Dad needs you
back on the grill.

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[mouth full]: Nothing!Oh, my God!

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Are you eating cat food?

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No.It's-it's all over your face.

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Let me try.

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Oh, my.

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It is good!

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This has to be our
shameful secret, Gene.

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One of many.

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How'd it go?

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Uh, not so good.Yeah.

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What? What happened?

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Mr. Business assaulted Ian.

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[Mr. Business meows]

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Ian said unless we could
get Mr. Business

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to knock the spice jar
into the pot ourselves,

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we should probably
forget the whole thing.

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What?!Son of a bitch!

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Oh, well. We tried.

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You're still
the puss in my boots.

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[Mr. Business meows]

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W-Wait, wait,
you're just gonna give up?

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Yeah.That's the spirit!

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You have a chance to start
making $40,000 a year

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for doing literally
almost nothing,

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and you're gonna give up
after one try?

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Seems like.No, no, Gayle,

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let my client out,
I want to talk to him.

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Gayle, no, we can't have cats
on the counter.

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Gayle, let him out.

250
00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,966
Mr. Business,
get back in the crate.

251
00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:53,706
[purrs]Whoa, Dad.

252
00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,838
What?
He did exactly
what you said.

253
00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,667
You are a cat whisperer.

254
00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,277
Yeah, Dad, you're
really good at that.

255
00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:00,669
Ialmost got
in the crate.

256
00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:01,975
[gasps] That's it!

257
00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:03,586
Dad, you could teach
Mr. Business

258
00:09:03,759 --> 00:09:04,804
to knock over the thing.

259
00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,283
You could be his trainer!

260
00:09:06,457 --> 00:09:08,111
Huh, yeah, maybe.

261
00:09:08,285 --> 00:09:10,201
And I bet if you could
train him to knock over the jar,

262
00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,681
Ian would still represent us.

263
00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,509
I mean, I-I'd need to take
my allergy pills.

264
00:09:13,682 --> 00:09:14,989
Which makes me nervous

265
00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,643
because they say
don't mix them with alcohol,

266
00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:19,341
and I always mix them
with alcohol.

267
00:09:19,514 --> 00:09:21,038
Eh, I don't know.

268
00:09:21,211 --> 00:09:23,823
Maybe Mr. Business just wasn't
meant to hit the big-time.

269
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,869
What?! With those
looks and that ass?

270
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,392
Oh, come on, Gayle.

271
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,830
Couldn't you use the money?Sure, I guess.

272
00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,831
I could buy some more
cats finally.

273
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,528
[sighs] All right.

274
00:09:33,702 --> 00:09:35,966
Looks like
I'm the new cat trainer.

275
00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:37,706
What do you say, Mr. Business?
You want to be

276
00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,187
the next Chef Cat cat food cat?

277
00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,536
No one is
eating cat food!

278
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,190
God, why would you
even say that?

279
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,975
N-No one said that, Tina.I know.

280
00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,063
[both laughing awkwardly]

281
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,500
♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪

282
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,373
♪ Cat training,
training a cat ♪

283
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,070
♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪

284
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,506
♪ Put a lot of work in,
get a little bit fat ♪

285
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,422
♪ Chomp, chomp, chow, chow ♪

286
00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,554
♪ Knock that jar down. ♪

287
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:04,515
Oh, hey. Uh...

288
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,344
That's weird,
that thing you're doing.

289
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,216
P-Pushing your paw.

290
00:10:08,389 --> 00:10:11,044
I-It kind of hurts,
'cause you're really pressing.

291
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,394
It's also kind of nice, though.

292
00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,221
Look, Mr. Business, [groans]

293
00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:16,049
I know you're probably
tired of me

294
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:19,226
trying to get you to knock over
that stupid jar. I get it.

295
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,272
I-I don't like doing what
people tell me to do either.

296
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,057
That's why I have
my own restaurant.

297
00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:25,494
So, don't do it
because I want you to.

298
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,842
Do it for you.

299
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,539
I mean, this could
be good for you.

300
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,063
You make your own money.

301
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,066
See the world.
You can move away from Gayle.

302
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,457
Just kidding.

303
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,024
I-I know you like her.
She's nice.

304
00:10:35,198 --> 00:10:36,331
So, what do you say, huh?
You-you want to go

305
00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:37,767
knock over a jar?

306
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,899
Hmm? Who wants to knock
the jar over?

307
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,250
You do!

308
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,427
Yes! Yes! You did it!

309
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,384
Mr. Business![yowling]

310
00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:48,778
Ow, ow! Oh, God, ow!

311
00:10:48,951 --> 00:10:50,258
[sneezes]:
Oh... oh, God!

312
00:10:53,216 --> 00:10:55,871
Oh, Bob, Linda, Gayle.

313
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,048
Um, what are you
doing here?

314
00:10:58,221 --> 00:10:59,571
Hey, Ian, Snoodle.

315
00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:01,442
Look, I know there was
an incident

316
00:11:01,616 --> 00:11:04,446
the other day with Mr. Business,
but we've been working together,

317
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,317
and you won't believe this,
but he's actually able

318
00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:07,535
to knock over the spices.

319
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,798
Right. Um...

320
00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:10,931
Uh, who's that?

321
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,628
Yeah, who's that?

322
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,674
Ah, this is Fluffy,
and this is her cat Jessica.

323
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:18,807
Uh, Jessica looks a lot
like Mr. Business.

324
00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:20,809
She doesn't, Bob.
She looks like Chef Cat.

325
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:24,466
So you'll be representing
both of us at the auditions?

326
00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:25,902
I'm afraid not, Bob.

327
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:27,990
What? But-but he can do
the thing now!

328
00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:29,688
He can do it.
Show him, Bob.

329
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:33,082
That cat is a loose cannon.
You saw what he did.

330
00:11:33,256 --> 00:11:34,955
Not anymore, Ian.
I trained him.

331
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,304
Uh, please, Bob.
You're not a professional.

332
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,133
Oh, so you're just gonna
help any cat

333
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,830
who looks like Chef Cat--
is that it?

334
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,831
Uh, no, Bob.
I'm going to help Jessica.

335
00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:44,834
And I'm, by the way,
in a serious

336
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,488
committed relationship
with Fluffy now.

337
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,316
So you get people's hopes up,

338
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,274
make them believe
in something,

339
00:11:50,447 --> 00:11:53,277
and then toss them aside when
you find a younger hotter cat?

340
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,192
Bob, you calm down now.

341
00:11:55,365 --> 00:11:57,325
You know what? We're going to
that audition without you, Ian.

342
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:58,979
We are?Yes, we are, Gayle.

343
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,807
I am going to get Mr. Business

344
00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:03,374
to knock over that spice jar
in front of the judges.

345
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,201
Producers!Whatever!

346
00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,682
But he's not
very good at it.

347
00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:09,163
He's great at it!
Occasionally. Once.

348
00:12:09,336 --> 00:12:10,730
You won't stand a chance, Bob.

349
00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:13,297
Please, do not embarrass
the cat like that.

350
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,342
We don't have to take this.No, we don't.

351
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,692
Come on, Lin.Yeah.

352
00:12:16,865 --> 00:12:18,346
Bob, can I come, too?

353
00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:19,695
Yes, Gayle,
you come with us.

354
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,044
Yay. And I should
bring the cat?

355
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,654
Yes, Gayle, it's your cat!LINDA: Yeah, come on.

356
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,484
Okay. Bye, Ian. Bye, Fluffy.

357
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,528
Can we just leave?!

358
00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:28,835
Get the cat.
Get the cat.

359
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,357
Oh, my God, get out!

360
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,360
We're trying!

361
00:12:36,885 --> 00:12:38,713
[quietly]: I can't even
look at this food.

362
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,195
[quietly]: I know.
No crunch, no tuna flavor.

363
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:42,586
This is garbage.

364
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,067
I can't believe
we're out of Chef Cat.

365
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,241
So what do we do?

366
00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:46,895
Maybe this is
our wake-up call.

367
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,419
Maybe we should, you know,
try to stop eating cat food?

368
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,596
[whispers]: I havebeen
throwing up on the rug.

369
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,729
So let's do it.
We'll just have a normal day

370
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,730
where we don't think
about cat food at all.

371
00:12:55,904 --> 00:12:58,081
Everybody ready to go
to the cat food audition today?

372
00:12:58,254 --> 00:13:00,082
Oh, damn it!
Attagirl!

373
00:13:00,256 --> 00:13:02,042
[doorbell rings]Uh, uh, there's Gayle.

374
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,217
Time to go. Come on,
kids. Time to go.

375
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,741
I'm about to go from
"meow" to me rich.

376
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,570
Let's go, Team Business!

377
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,355
Wow, a lot of people here.

378
00:13:12,529 --> 00:13:14,227
A lot of cats.

379
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:15,403
And they all look like
Mr. Business.

380
00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:16,751
Except for that one.

381
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,927
Get out of here,
Garfield!
Yeah!

382
00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:21,756
Dad, which cats look like
the biggest competition?

383
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,628
You point them out,
I'll get in their heads.

384
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,195
We don't have
any competition, Louise.

385
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,414
Mr. Business is gonna
win this, no problem.

386
00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:30,113
Hey, Mr. Biz,
how you holding up?

387
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,941
Gayle, please don't
rile him up right now.

388
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,072
We need him focused.

389
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,030
I'm just checking
on him, Bob.

390
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,250
Okay, you're opening up
the carrier.

391
00:13:37,424 --> 00:13:39,427
Oh, no,
he's licking his tummy!

392
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,254
He does that
when he's unhappy.

393
00:13:41,428 --> 00:13:44,126
Look. Oh, my gosh,
a patch of fur is missing.

394
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,259
I guess.
It's a little thin there, but...

395
00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:47,783
Has he been doing this
all week, Bob?

396
00:13:47,956 --> 00:13:49,219
Uh, I don't know.

397
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,654
I thought when he
licked his tummy,

398
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,701
that's just him
getting psyched up.

399
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,136
Uh, yeah, that's right.

400
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,659
No, this is bad, Bob.

401
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,270
Please, Gayle,
you're making him nervous.

402
00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:00,447
I am not. I make him
angry, not nervous.

403
00:14:00,621 --> 00:14:01,666
[mewling]

404
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,971
Oh, I'm worried about this, Bob.

405
00:14:03,145 --> 00:14:04,451
Something's wrong.

406
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,496
Uh, Louise, uh,
didn't you want to go get

407
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,586
a soda at the soda machine?

408
00:14:08,759 --> 00:14:11,589
And also you wanted someone
to go with you?

409
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,764
Oh, right, right.
Right, yes.

410
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:17,639
Aunt Gayle, will you please
go to the soda machine with me?

411
00:14:17,812 --> 00:14:19,596
You push the buttons so well.

412
00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:21,817
I do?You do.

413
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,993
I use my elbow
because of the germs.

414
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,821
Okay, go.
Go, go, go.Okay.

415
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,605
Go have fun
at the soda machine.

416
00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:30,086
I'm excited. I didn't know
I was so good at it.

417
00:14:30,259 --> 00:14:32,871
[sighs]
Okay, Mr. Business, pep talk.

418
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,482
Listen, first of all,
haters gonna hate.

419
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,354
And there's nothing
you can do about that.

420
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,661
[chuckles] Good thing we're
totally over cat food,

421
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,270
because otherwise this
would be a nightmare.

422
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,707
Yep. Oh, God,
there's a lot of cat food.

423
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,448
Free samples of cat food.Look, there's Mom!

424
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,841
Let's ask her

425
00:14:47,015 --> 00:14:48,148
to chain us up
like werewolves

426
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,975
to protect us
from ourselves.

427
00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:51,280
Mother!

428
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:52,847
[gasps]
Are you...

429
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,370
You're eating Chef Cat!

430
00:14:54,544 --> 00:14:55,807
Uh, what the... uh, oh.

431
00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:57,200
I-I am.

432
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,158
[laughs] What a crazy...

433
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,291
I mean, who would eat cat food?
Who does that?

434
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:02,857
What flavor is it?Cheese 'n' Chicken.

435
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,033
Hand it over.
No.

436
00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:05,469
Yes.
Fine.

437
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,817
[sighs]

438
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:07,994
Gimme.

439
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,647
Wait a second.

440
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:12,302
Mom, was that your box of
Chef Cat under the sink?

441
00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:14,173
Yeah. So what?

442
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,567
I like to have a little cat food
to relax every once in a while.

443
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,004
Is that a crime?
Give it back.

444
00:15:18,177 --> 00:15:20,005
[gasps]
Our addiction is genetic!

445
00:15:20,179 --> 00:15:22,572
I'm not to blame!
I'm a cat food baby.

446
00:15:22,746 --> 00:15:24,575
I never had a chance.

447
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:28,536
And that little boy who didn't
make the basketball team was me.

448
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:32,148
So don't be me, be you,
because you've got that edge,

449
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,323
you've got that attitude
and spark,

450
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,239
and I've learned a lot from you.

451
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,634
Sometimes I feel like you're
the teacher and I'm the cat.

452
00:15:39,807 --> 00:15:42,158
Um... the end.

453
00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:44,246
I have to go... [coughs]
get some water

454
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,640
'cause I'm allergic to you, and
I've been talking a long time.

455
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,036
Ian.Hello, Bob.

456
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,775
I saw you over there.

457
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,429
Giving the cat
a pep talk?

458
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,215
That's good, good for,
good for both of you.

459
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,650
That'll really make
a difference.

460
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:57,956
Oh, really?

461
00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,740
No, of course not, Bob.
It's a cat.

462
00:15:59,914 --> 00:16:01,873
Don't try and get
in my head, Ian.

463
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,267
I don't need to, Bob.
You're not going to win.

464
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:07,096
Yes, we are.
You aren't going to beat us.

465
00:16:07,269 --> 00:16:09,097
Oh, okay.
Good comeback, Bob.

466
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,099
Bye-bye, Bob.

467
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,274
No, bye-bye to you, Ian.

468
00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:13,798
Bye-bye to you, Bob.

469
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,235
Oh, no!
Bye-bye to you, Ian!

470
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,279
Oh, oh, bye-bye!
Bye-bye!

471
00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:19,413
Bye-bye with my hand
in your face!

472
00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:21,067
All right, big guy, we're...

473
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,155
Wait, wait, wait. Where...

474
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,288
Oh, my God,
Ian took Mr. Business!

475
00:16:25,461 --> 00:16:27,986
My baby! My baby!

476
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:33,296
Mr. Business?! Mr. Business?!

477
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,081
Oh, my God, all you cats
look the same.[meows]

478
00:16:36,255 --> 00:16:37,648
Sorry.
Dad!

479
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,215
Louise, someone took
Mr. Business.

480
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,086
What?Wait, wh-where's Gayle?

481
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,697
Well, she ran away!

482
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,177
She said she needed to go
into the bathroom and cry,

483
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,004
and I gave her the
usual five minutes,

484
00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:47,745
and then I went in there
and she was gone.

485
00:16:47,918 --> 00:16:49,225
Oh, my God.

486
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:50,618
Ian didn't take
the cat, Gayle did.

487
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,010
How we gonna find her?

488
00:16:52,184 --> 00:16:54,360
[woman sobbing loudly
in distance]

489
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,581
That couldbe her.

490
00:16:57,754 --> 00:17:00,322
[woman continues sobbing]

491
00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:03,326
[panting]:
Oh... oh, geez.

492
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,935
How many flights was that?One.

493
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,112
Really?
Yeah.

494
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,503
[groans]:
Oh...

495
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,593
Are you gonna
die right now?
Maybe.

496
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,595
GAYLE: No one's
hiding up here!

497
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,163
It's just me,
the sad janitor

498
00:17:14,336 --> 00:17:17,297
and my janitor cat,
Mr. Brooms.

499
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,819
[chuckles]:
Oh, okay.

500
00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:20,647
Sorry to bother you.

501
00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:23,085
[panting]:
Okay... one second.

502
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,347
Hi, Gayle.Hi.

503
00:17:25,521 --> 00:17:27,133
Gayle, what are you,
what are you doing?

504
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:28,829
[sniffs] Sitting.

505
00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:30,961
Uh, yes. So, we're gonna miss
our audition time.

506
00:17:31,136 --> 00:17:32,181
Did you know that?

507
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,877
Yeah. Yeah, I know.

508
00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:35,836
Okay, all right, this has
been fun, but listen.

509
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,491
I need to get my client
down to the audition, stat.

510
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:40,711
Do you want to talk about
why you're crying?

511
00:17:40,884 --> 00:17:43,800
I just get sad
when Mr. Business gets sad.

512
00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:45,367
Oh, he's sad?

513
00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:46,673
Yes, Bob.

514
00:17:46,847 --> 00:17:48,849
He licked the fur
off his belly.

515
00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:51,156
Look at it.
You can see his nipples.

516
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:54,508
Gayle, I know Mr. Business
may be a little stressed out.

517
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:57,205
"A little stressed out," Bob?

518
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,903
I've never seen
his nipples like this. Never!

519
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:02,690
The entertainment world
is no place for him.

520
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,997
Oh, okay, so, like, cats
don'twant to be famous.

521
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,520
Gayle, this is
a real opportunity

522
00:18:07,694 --> 00:18:09,653
for you and
Mr. Business.

523
00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:11,351
Mm-hmm.You should take it,

524
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,309
because you borrow
a lot of money from us.

525
00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:15,833
Like, a lot.I do?

526
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,138
Yeah. And that's fine.

527
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,401
It doesn't
bother me at all,

528
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:19,923
but it bothers Linda
a little bit.

529
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,925
Oh.But this could
be a chance

530
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,015
for you to make a little
money for yourself.

531
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,539
And you could get
a better apartment or...

532
00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:27,801
What's wrong
with my apartment?

533
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,455
Nothing.
I love it.

534
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,196
Or you could go out
to eat once in a while.

535
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,372
Where?

536
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:33,851
Point is, Gayle,

537
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,288
you could be
a little more independent,

538
00:18:35,461 --> 00:18:37,202
and we could not
give you money so much.

539
00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:39,248
So, so much money.

540
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:44,078
I... I just want Mr. Business
to be happy.

541
00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:47,256
[sighs] I... I guess
I-I see your point.

542
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,346
You care more about your cat
than you do about money,

543
00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:52,392
and that's actually nice.

544
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,046
Even though it's really our
money you don't care about.

545
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,047
Yeah.

546
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:57,396
Okay, let's go home.

547
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,398
Sure, sure.
Just let me borrow the cat

548
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,575
for, like 15 minutes,
and then I'll be right back.

549
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,403
Not for an audition,
for something else.

550
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,446
Okay.
No.

551
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:05,839
Fine.

552
00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:09,059
I'll trade you
"Cat-ch of the Day"

553
00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:10,800
for "Filet Meow-gnon."

554
00:19:10,974 --> 00:19:12,890
Are you out of
your damn mind, Mom?!

555
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,371
[sighs] Let's all just
go take a nap in the sun.

556
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,546
Yes.
Hi, guys.

557
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,590
So, uh,

558
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,548
some news.
Things didn't...

559
00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:21,595
Oh, my God, Lin,
you're still doing this?

560
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:22,856
You told me you quit.

561
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,423
Well, I lied.

562
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,425
Don't judge me.
You watch sports sometimes.

563
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,426
Yeah.

564
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,037
Oh, Tina, not you, too.

565
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,646
And me!

566
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:32,474
Why in the world
would you all eat cat food?

567
00:19:32,648 --> 00:19:35,391
Strong nails, a healthy
shiny coat, confident stools.

568
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:36,784
You guys are crazy.

569
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,567
Yes, crazy.

570
00:19:38,741 --> 00:19:40,917
You got to warm it up
and put it on your oatmeal.

571
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,572
Uh-huh. Go on.

572
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,095
Oh, my God.

573
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,967
Geez, I feel left out.
Gimme some, Gene.

574
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,969
Oh, good Lord,
you're eating...

575
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,318
Oh, that is
so disgusting.

576
00:19:50,492 --> 00:19:52,930
Oh, is it, Ian?
Is it sodisgusting?

577
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,410
Yes.Oh, God, it is.

578
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,455
Ugh. What is wrong
with all of you?

579
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,631
Keep eating, Dad, you'll get it.

580
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,109
No, I won't.

581
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,807
Oh, wait, there it is.

582
00:20:00,981 --> 00:20:03,462
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hmm, that's good.

583
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,115
How'd your cat do in there, Ian?

584
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:06,640
She choked.Ha!

585
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:07,944
It's not funny.

586
00:20:08,118 --> 00:20:09,337
She literally choked
on the food.

587
00:20:09,511 --> 00:20:10,686
I had to Heimlich her!

588
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,255
Ha! What an idiot.
Look at us. Look.

589
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,344
[chews noisily]
Swallow.

590
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,651
We can all eat cat food
without choking,

591
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,782
so the joke's on you, Ian.

592
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,438
I guess so, Bob.
I guess so.

593
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:23,526
Bye-bye, Bob.

594
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,135
Bye-bye, Ian.

595
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,661
Whoop. All right.

596
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,096
Okay, yep, got it.

597
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,663
Whoop! Caught that one.

598
00:20:30,837 --> 00:20:32,448
Oh, Mr. Business,
you are killing me.

599
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:33,449
Okay, there we go.

600
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,058
Whoa! Oh.

601
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,670
Just a few more years
till you die.

602
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:37,932
Yeah, that's good.  [glass shatters]

603
00:20:38,105 --> 00:20:39,454
Oh, so close.

604
00:20:39,628 --> 00:20:40,717
[glass shatters]  No! Oh! Ow!

605
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,893
♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪

606
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,894
♪ Cat training,
training a cat ♪

607
00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,593
♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪

608
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,855
♪ Put a lot of work in,
get a little bit fat ♪

609
00:20:49,029 --> 00:20:50,901
♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪

610
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,859
♪ Cat training,
training a cat ♪

611
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,557
♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪

612
00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:56,864
♪ Put a lot of work in,
get a little bit fat ♪

613
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,909
♪ Chomp, chomp, chow, chow ♪

614
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,867
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

615
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:03,826
♪ Ch-ch-ch-ch-chow ♪

616
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,915
♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪

617
00:21:06,089 --> 00:21:07,917
♪ Cat training,
training a cat ♪

618
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,615
♪ Cat training, training a cat ♪

619
00:21:09,789 --> 00:21:12,270
♪ Put a lot of work in,
get a little bit fat ♪

620
00:21:12,444 --> 00:21:13,881
♪ Cat training,
training a cat... ♪

621
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,883
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