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♪ Stupid Cupid,
you're a real mean guy♪

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♪ I'd like to clip your wings
so you can't fly♪

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♪ Stupid Cupid♪

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♪ I'm in love
and it's a crying shame♪

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♪ Stupid Cupid...♪

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Happy Valentine's Day,

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my little chalky hearts.

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I made you all cards.Ooh.

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Mine says I get
a thousand kisses.

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Give me some sugar, Mama!

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Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah--
1,000!

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Don't short me, woman!

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Louise, read your card now.

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I don't really celebrate
Valentine's Day.

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It's an invented
holiday, you know?

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Read it!Fine, fine.

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It's the same
as Gene's card.

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Here come your kisses.

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Eh, Gene can have 'em.Hell yes!

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And here's your card,
my little Valen-Tina.

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[stomach grumbling]
Oh, no. Oh, wow.

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Oh-oh...

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Tina, was that your stomach?Yes.

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We may have had a little
friendly leftover

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chili-eating contest
last night.

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Which I won.

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Tina dominated.

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It was like watching
someone barf in reverse.

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Well, you look
a little pale, Tina.

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Are you sure you don't want
to stay home?

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No. Anything can happen today,

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because today is a day
all about love,

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and nothing can stop love.[stomach grumbles]

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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!

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That's right, Tina.

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Nothing stopped me
from buying your father

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a box of chocolates

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from a kid
in the parking lot.

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Thanks, Lin.
I-I got you something

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really nice as well.

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Really?
Yeah.

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Can I have it now?

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Y-You have to wait
until a little later.

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Is that okay?
Oh, my God!

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I can't freakin' wait!

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Oops, oops, oops,
this opened. Mmm.

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[gags]
Dark chocolate!

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So dry, so bitter. Why?!

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Num num num.
[shouts]

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Walnuts?
Just be normal, damn it!

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ZEKE:
Step right up

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and buy one
of my Mini Flower Love Weeds

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for your valentine.

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What flower what weeds?

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A weed is just the right plant
growing in the wrong place.

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I'm selling bouquets
for a buck each-- who's in?

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Hey, Tina.Hey, Jimmy Jr.

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Do you have any
Valentine's plans?

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Are you free today
at lunch?

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[gasps]
Valentine's Day plans?

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Today? Lunch?
Me? With you?

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[awkward laughter]

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Uh, yeah.

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No, I don't.

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Cool. So will you meet me

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in the gymnasium at lunch?

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I love it already.Great.

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What you're wearing
is fine.

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Unless you brought
something else.

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You probably didn't.Wait, what?

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Did you bring...
Forget it.

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Just, yeah. Don't be late,
and brush your teeth.

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[hums fanfare]

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[stomach grumbles]:
Oh, my stomach.

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Ugh, chili poops!
Got to get to the bathroom.

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Zeke is literally
selling weeds,

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and people are
buying them. Gah!

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This is the dumbest
holiday ever.

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Yeah, love can really make
people do

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some wacky things, huh?
[inhales]

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Hey, are you gonna be
at lunch today?

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Well, I made
a reservation-- why?

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Oh, I don't know.
Just checking.

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Check. Just pretending
to check a box.

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Anyway, I should be going.

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Bye.
Bye.

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Poor kid picked up
the wrong inhaler.

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So what'd you get Linda
for Valentine's Day, Bob?

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Well, she's always
wanted me to learn

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how to ballroom dance,

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I guess in case we ever
go back in time,

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so I wanted to
take some classes.

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Wow. So how many classes
have you had?

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Not quite enough,
because none.

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I've had none.
I didn't sign up for any.

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It's Valentine's Day.
What are you gonna do?

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Teddy, take it easy.

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I was gonna try
and learn how to dance

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on the Internet really quick.

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Bob, you've got time
for a real class.

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My Zumba is at a studio,
and they teach ballroom there.

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You take one lesson,
and you'll be like Gene Kelly,

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if Gene Kelly only had
one dance lesson.

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That's a good idea, Teddy.

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I-I should go.
Where is it?

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I'll go with you.

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[singsongy]:
I'm back with the pickles.

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I'm gonna stare cutting them
into hearts.

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Lin, do you think
you can maybe

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handle the lunch rush
by yourself?

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What? Why?

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I've got to go
on an errand,

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and it may or not have
to do with your gift.

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[gasps]
So romantic.

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Bob, tell me what it is.

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Linda, I'm not...No, I don't want to know.

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I don't want to know.
Forget it, forget it.

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Get out before I guess it.

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May I please have
a hall pass, Ms. Twitchell?

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I'm having boy troubles.

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I'm sure you understand,

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but it's also not
what you think.

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Hildy? It's Gene.
Are you in there?

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It's Wednesday.
I'm here for my

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day-old Taco Tuesday tacos.

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Hello?
What do we have here?

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Hey!Aah!

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You're not Hildy.

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[shouting in Italian]

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[voice fades,
exotic music rises]

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Whoa...

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Oh.

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Hello.

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[continues shouting]

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Oh, you're
yelling at me.

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Uh, I'll leave.
Bye.

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I like you!

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Sorry, ballroom's been canceled.

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The teacher just waltzed
right out of here.

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Get it?
I'm kidding, she died.

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Crap. Okay, Teddy,
let's go, we tried.

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No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.

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They offer other classes
here, you know.

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Check a look. Women love
any kind of dancing, Bob.

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It demonstrates
your virility

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and your sexual style.

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My sexual style?Yeah. Tell him.

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Yeah, it's true.Uh, okay, fine.

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I-I-I'll just take whatever
class starts next.

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We'll take whatever
class starts next.
Really?

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You think I'm not gonna
take this class with you?

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I did think that.
I guess that was crazy.

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[rock music playing]

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[music becomes dreamlike]

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Oh, shellyes!

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How does a mermaid
even ride one of those...?

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Can I get one bouquet of Mini
Flower Love Weeds, please?

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ZEKE: That'll be
one dollar, Romeo.

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What are you doing, Rudy?

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Why are you buying Love Weeds?

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Who's the lucky ducky?

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Let's just say we've been
friends for a while,

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but it's time to take it
to the next level.

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You mean level two?Oh, yeah.

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Oh, my God, Rudy's gonna
give me Love Weeds

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for Valentine's Day.

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Rudy like-likes me.
Sick!

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Oh, why would Rudy do
something like this?

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What kind of idiot
like-likes someone?

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TINA: Louise?Aah! Tina?

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Yeah, I-I've been
in here all morning.

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Oh, hi.
Chili, huh?
Yeah.

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Of all the days to get
diarrhea of the butt.

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Jimmy Jr. planned
something special for me.

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Wait, Rudy likes you?

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Yeah, unfortunately.

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Which sized Rudy?Regular.

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Oh. Don't you like Rudy?

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No, not like that.

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We have a good thing
going the way it is.

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We're buddies.
[sighs]

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There's got to be a way
I can stop this.

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Sorry, sister, I hate
to tell you this,

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but nothing,
and I mean nothing,

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can stop love.Except diarrhea.

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No! I'm gonna
beat this thing.

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I mean, I get why
he's on the Louise train.

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I just have to find a way
to get him

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to jump off at the next stop.
I got to go.

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Holler if you need TP
or newspaper or anything.

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Okay, Actually, I need
another roll of TP.

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Louise?
I'll make it work.

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Welcome to hip-hop
dance class with Shelly.

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See the way I'm walking,

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with one of my arms
lower than the other,

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and my foot dragging?

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Well, that's hip-hop.

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Oh, my God.Oh, that'ship-hop.

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The other day, I was
in the grocery store

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buying some lightbulbs
and ice cream,

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and I could tell the cashier
didn't like my baggy pants.

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But I didn't care,
because that's hip-hop.

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Teddy, we need
to get out of here.Are you kidding me?

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This is the coolest thing
I've ever been a part of.

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Oh, I see we have
some new students in class.

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'Sup?

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'Sup, ma'am?

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I bet you normally

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sit on a chair
the front way,

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like everyone else.

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But not in this class.

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In this class you
turn that chair around

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and sit on it backwards.

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You know why?

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Because that's hip...Because that's hip-hop.

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Right, right.
I-I got it.

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Nice, Bob.

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Okay, everybody,[hip-hop music playing]

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There's gonna be
some profanity coming at you,

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so cover your ears if you can't
handle the "B" word.

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Oh, hey, Ms. Selbo.

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What are you doing here
on a school day?

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I took a personal day.

224
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My boyfriend Martin
broke up with me.

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[gasps]:
No!

226
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Yeah. I was totally blindsided.

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That jerk.

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He's across the street
at Jimmy Pesto's.

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There's nothing good
about that place.

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[crying]: I like the
jalapeño poppers.

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Okay, that's one good thing
about that place.

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And their Pesto Coladas.
Two things.

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Hey...

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Oh, uh, hi.
I only have five minutes

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before recess is over,
but, uh, I was wondering

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if you could maybe
slap my wrist again.

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I think I licked
all the chocolate off

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the last slap mark.

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I don't know what
you're saying,

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but it makes me feel
like I felt

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the time I sat
on the dryer.

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You want me to stir,
or is this a gift?

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Si,stir.

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I'm Gene, by the way.Isabella.

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So I guess Hildy's
out sick today?

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Sick. Si, si.

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So if that's our lunch,

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is this our dessert?

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No, no, no, mi gattino.

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This is for mi amor,
Francesco.

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Oh, boyfriend.

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Si,boyfriend.

253
00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:11,795
Hmm. What grade
is he in?

254
00:08:11,968 --> 00:08:13,274
He sounds ugly.

255
00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,060
Time to un-attract.

256
00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:18,714
Oh, hey, buddy.Hey, Louise.

257
00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,281
Quick question.
Do you like boogers?

258
00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:21,935
Um, what?

259
00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,415
I've been eating
my boogs all morning,

260
00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:25,112
and I love 'em.

261
00:08:25,286 --> 00:08:27,071
I was wondering if anyone else
was into boogers.

262
00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:29,160
Oh, okay, no.

263
00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:30,292
Want to try
one of mine?

264
00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:31,598
Maybe mine are
extra good.

265
00:08:31,771 --> 00:08:33,469
I don't know, huh.That's pretty gross.

266
00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:36,124
So what can I get you?
You want a wet one, a dry one?

267
00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:39,475
Uh, I'm feeling sick.
Great!

268
00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:40,780
But you know what,
I got to say,

269
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,609
the whites of your eyes
are bright,

270
00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:44,306
your fingernails are
strong and healthy.

271
00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,613
Maybe there's something
to this eating boogers thing.

272
00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:47,918
I mean, hey,
whatever you're doing,

273
00:08:48,091 --> 00:08:48,962
keep it up, sister.

274
00:08:49,136 --> 00:08:50,138
Bye. See you at lunch.

275
00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:52,139
You've got to be kidding me.

276
00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,840
Okay, doing good.
[sighs]

277
00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,321
Feeling confident,
feeling cool.

278
00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:00,801
Starting to strut.

279
00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,106
Oh, God!
The strut was too much.

280
00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:04,456
No strutting.
No strutting.

281
00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:06,153
[breathing rapidly]

282
00:09:06,327 --> 00:09:08,677
[grunts]There she is.

283
00:09:08,851 --> 00:09:10,724
J-Jimmy Jr.
What's going on?

284
00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,942
Remember that anti-drug group
that came last week

285
00:09:13,116 --> 00:09:14,640
to do a presentation?

286
00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:15,990
You mean
Thrills, Not Pills?

287
00:09:16,163 --> 00:09:17,557
Yeah. They did
a number on me.

288
00:09:17,730 --> 00:09:20,037
I couldn't believe
the national statistics.

289
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,995
Well, they left behind
all their props,

290
00:09:22,169 --> 00:09:23,866
including this trampoline.

291
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:26,956
So everyone is here
to watch us do a sky kiss!

292
00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:28,131
Yeah!

293
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,481
A what?A sky kiss, Tina.

294
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,484
We bounce up and down
like this

295
00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:35,530
until we get high enough,
and then we kiss.

296
00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:37,967
You want me to bounce
on that trampoline?

297
00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:39,317
Uh-huh.

298
00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:41,624
It's romantic
and dangerous,

299
00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:42,972
like a candle.

300
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,235
I...
[stomach grumbles]

301
00:09:45,409 --> 00:09:46,323
Uh, I'll be right back.

302
00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:47,847
Feelings are scary, girl!

303
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,197
Nah, nah.

304
00:09:50,371 --> 00:09:52,025
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

305
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,505
Uh, why are...
why are you saying that?

306
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,552
Nah, nah, nah.Is there a problem?

307
00:09:56,725 --> 00:09:58,249
I'm-I'm just trying
to tie my shoe.

308
00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,773
That's not hip-hop.
Peep my feets.

309
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,644
Your shoes are untied.That's hip-hop.

310
00:10:02,818 --> 00:10:04,081
Okay, good to know.

311
00:10:04,254 --> 00:10:05,908
People call me
Flips Whitefudge.
They do?

312
00:10:06,082 --> 00:10:08,172
You think you can just
come up in my mom's class

313
00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:09,346
and learn how to dance?

314
00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,697
Wait, Shelly is your mom?

315
00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:12,567
She's yourmom!
No, she's my mom.

316
00:10:12,741 --> 00:10:14,744
Look, I-I'm just trying
to learn how to dance

317
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,876
as a gift for my wife
for Valentine's Day.

318
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,399
Well, that's actually
incredibly sweet!

319
00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:19,923
Um, thank you.

320
00:10:20,096 --> 00:10:21,184
You're welcome,
but if you want to hip-hop,

321
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,577
you got to prove yourself.

322
00:10:22,751 --> 00:10:23,753
We're gonna hip-hop
dance battle.

323
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,014
Is everything
all right here?

324
00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:26,886
Uh, sort of. Your son,

325
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,236
Flips Whitefudge, is
trying to battle us.

326
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:32,413
Uh, Flips?
We've talked about this.

327
00:10:32,587 --> 00:10:34,067
No, Ma. This is
what you taught me.

328
00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:35,895
If it's not hip-hop,
then it's not hip-hop.

329
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,201
If they want to learn from
you, they got to battle me.

330
00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:41,030
Well, he really won't give
this up unless you battle him.

331
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:43,599
So, I guess you guys
are battlin'.

332
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,253
We can do this.
We can beat this guy.

333
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:46,775
Teddy, we don't
know any hip-hop.

334
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,822
Yes, we do.
It's inside us.

335
00:10:48,995 --> 00:10:51,519
Now untie your shoes, "B" word.Let's do this.

336
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:52,607
Right after we stretch out.

337
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,130
[moans]

338
00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:55,350
Why did I come here?

339
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,787
Oh, God. Oh, God.

340
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,615
It's happening. It's going down.

341
00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:01,572
I'm gonna hide
behind this napkin.Hey, Louise.

342
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,357
I have something very
important to ask you...

343
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:04,967
Rudy, let me stop you
right there.I was just gonna...

344
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,274
Look. No, I get it.

345
00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:08,101
We live in a commercial culture.

346
00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:10,321
Love is in the movies.
It's in all the songs.

347
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,322
But we don't have
to be pawns in the game.

348
00:11:12,496 --> 00:11:13,455
Yeah. I...We're just friends.

349
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:14,890
Louise, I wanted to ask you

350
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,587
to give this Love
Weed and this card

351
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,241
to Chloe Barbash
for me, in science.

352
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,591
What?

353
00:11:19,765 --> 00:11:20,984
You have science
with Chloe Barbash

354
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,899
after lunch, right?
I...

355
00:11:23,072 --> 00:11:24,248
Y-Yeah. I think so.

356
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:25,640
Okay, good, 'cause she's

357
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,599
the most beautiful girl
in the world.

358
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,124
She smells like someone's baking
a cake in her hair.

359
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,559
It's her shampoo.

360
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,953
I heard she uses the
whole bottle every time.

361
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,259
She takes my breath away.

362
00:11:35,432 --> 00:11:36,913
I mean, everything
does, but still.

363
00:11:37,086 --> 00:11:38,827
Thanks, Louise.
You're the coolest.

364
00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:41,613
Great. So Rudy
likes Chloe Barbash.

365
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,485
And not... me.

366
00:11:43,658 --> 00:11:44,790
What a relief.

367
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,182
RUDY:
Oh, hey, Louise!

368
00:11:46,356 --> 00:11:48,794
Try not to get any
boogers on the card.

369
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,190
LOUISE:
Chloe freakin' Barbash?

370
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,278
Rudy might as well
like a box of packing peanuts.

371
00:11:55,452 --> 00:11:57,890
She's all fluff.
There's nothing in there.

372
00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,587
TINA: Wow, Louise, you seem
a little worked up about this.

373
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,763
Do I?
[toilet flushes]

374
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,373
I agree with Louise.
By the way,

375
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,158
this is from my house
and I brought it here,

376
00:12:04,331 --> 00:12:06,421
not the other way
around. Got it?

377
00:12:07,682 --> 00:12:10,773
Mm. The chocolate needs more,

378
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,861
how you say, bitter?

379
00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:15,342
I think the word you're
looking for is butter.

380
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:18,519
I have some in my locker
if we can't find any here.

381
00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:20,000
Oh, no, no, no. Not butter.

382
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,524
Bitter. We make dark chocolate.

383
00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:23,830
[gasps]
Dark chocolate?

384
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,178
No! Don't do it!

385
00:12:25,352 --> 00:12:26,354
It is like love.

386
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,225
Sweet, bitter.

387
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,879
Happy, sad.

388
00:12:30,052 --> 00:12:32,533
Don't use your sensual
Italian wisdom on me!

389
00:12:32,707 --> 00:12:34,361
It's not fair,
but keep talking!

390
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,711
♪ ♪

391
00:12:35,884 --> 00:12:37,147
Yo, yo. It's battle time.

392
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,235
Drop that beat, Ma.

393
00:12:38,408 --> 00:12:39,540
[beat begins playing]

394
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:40,802
You scared, mustache?

395
00:12:40,976 --> 00:12:42,936
Uh, yes.[grunting]

396
00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,504
Is... this it? I can't tell
if he's started yet.

397
00:12:47,678 --> 00:12:49,202
I'm gonna Janet Jackson this.

398
00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:50,682
Ow!
Ooh.
Ah!

399
00:12:50,856 --> 00:12:52,683
Oh, Flips.Sweetie, are you okay?

400
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,556
I got my lips
stuck in my braces.

401
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,687
Well, I'm injured now, so
I guess you guys won the battle.

402
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,254
Um, okay.

403
00:12:58,428 --> 00:13:00,562
Ma, it's time to teach
these LL Fool Js

404
00:13:00,735 --> 00:13:02,042
how to dance.

405
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,870
Hey, Chloe. These are
from Regular Sized Rudy.

406
00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:05,740
He wanted me
to give them to you.

407
00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:07,917
And the card.
Great. Thanks.

408
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,265
That's it?

409
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,355
Don't you want to read the card?

410
00:13:11,528 --> 00:13:12,792
Mm. Maybe later.

411
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,750
Oh... That isa lot of shampoo.

412
00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:18,100
Thanks. I use it when
I take a shower.

413
00:13:18,274 --> 00:13:20,929
Okay, class. Today
we'll be dissecting a banana.

414
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:24,542
We only have two,
so get into groups of 13.

415
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,109
MS. SELBO: That was a delicious
burger, Linda.

416
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:29,460
I have to admit,
it really lifted my spirits.

417
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:32,768
Great. I'm sure you'll start
feeling better in a couple days.

418
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,422
After all, you just broke up.

419
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,597
Oh, no. We broke up a year ago.

420
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,251
Wait, I thought
you broke up today.

421
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,601
I thought you came here
from Jimmy Pesto's.

422
00:13:40,775 --> 00:13:42,647
No, no, no.
He'sat Jimmy Pesto's.

423
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,735
I just followed him,
and I've been watching him

424
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,259
from your restaurant.

425
00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:48,783
That's... not alarming.

426
00:13:48,957 --> 00:13:51,134
I just haven't been myself
since the breakup.

427
00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:54,311
I mean, it's not like me to
sleep outside someone's house

428
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:57,619
or steal someone's dog
or pee on someone's mail

429
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,620
and then watch
them open it and laugh

430
00:13:59,794 --> 00:14:02,450
when they eat a breakfast
sandwich with that same hand.

431
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:05,626
No! You wouldn't
do those things.

432
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,107
But I did. I did those things.

433
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,196
Look, it sounds

434
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,458
like you just need some closure.

435
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,244
And, uh, maybe
some professional help.

436
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,072
But I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna go over there

437
00:14:16,245 --> 00:14:17,421
and bring Martin in here.

438
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:18,726
You're never gonna get over this

439
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,293
unless you deal with it
face-to-face.

440
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:21,817
You can't stab him,
though, okay?

441
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,557
You're so sweet to me.

442
00:14:23,731 --> 00:14:26,691
Wait, I can or I can't?
You probably said "can't."

443
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,692
Ugh, what's taking so long?

444
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,000
What's Tina even doing?
Combing her boobs?

445
00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:32,219
[both laugh]

446
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,743
[sighs]

447
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:35,787
TINA:
Hello.

448
00:14:35,961 --> 00:14:37,005
Tina! You're here!

449
00:14:37,179 --> 00:14:38,659
Let's do this!

450
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,792
Jimmy Jr., I walked slowly
and carefully back

451
00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:43,838
to tell you that I can't do
the sky kiss with you.

452
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,668
My heart says yes,
but my butt says no.

453
00:14:46,841 --> 00:14:48,148
Wait, what are you saying, Tina?

454
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,671
Can I tell you down here?
It'd be a little bit

455
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,499
better for me.No, just shout it out.

456
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,674
I'm on a trampoline.
I'm not coming down.

457
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,981
I have diarrhea, okay?
I have horrible diarrhea!

458
00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:57,984
If I jump up and down,
I could explode!

459
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,506
Gross.
Oh.

460
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,682
Girls get diarrhea?Big time.

461
00:15:01,856 --> 00:15:03,206
No. They don't, actually.
They don't.

462
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:05,469
I used to think
nothing can stop love.

463
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,690
But it looks like I was wrong.
I'm sorry, Jimmy Jr.

464
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,475
[stuttered groaning]

465
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,650
[bell ringing]

466
00:15:15,174 --> 00:15:16,219
Do... So you gave it
to her, right?

467
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,524
Yeah, I gave it to her.

468
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:18,743
But listen...
Now we begin

469
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,528
Operation:
Kiss Chloe Barbash.

470
00:15:20,701 --> 00:15:21,702
Wait, what?

471
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,269
The card on the bouquet said

472
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:25,359
to meet me on the playground
at the end of the day

473
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,360
so I can give Chloe
a Valentine's kiss.

474
00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:28,971
My first kiss.

475
00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:30,885
My first non-parents-
and-grandmother kiss.

476
00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:33,019
Oh, boy. Rudy,

477
00:15:33,192 --> 00:15:35,238
do you really think
she likes you?

478
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,544
Like, like-likes you?

479
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:40,068
Um, yeah, she made it
pretty clear, Louise.

480
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,549
She passes me notes
in class all the time.

481
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,552
Check it out."Dear Cutie-Bear.

482
00:15:45,726 --> 00:15:47,510
"You look adorbs today.
What's the answer

483
00:15:47,684 --> 00:15:50,600
to question three
on the quiz?" Oh.

484
00:15:50,774 --> 00:15:52,734
Yeah. Pretty hot stuff, huh?

485
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,909
Well, I'm gonna go look
in the mirror so I can remember

486
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,782
what I looked like
before everything changed.

487
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,046
Oh, no. If I don't do something
about this,

488
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,048
Regular Sized Rudy is gettin'
big time screwdy.

489
00:16:03,222 --> 00:16:05,051
Don't say screwdy.

490
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:06,922
Sorry.I brought these coffee filters
from home, by the way.

491
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,359
Not the other way around.

492
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,408
The jig is up.
I know what you're doing, Chloe.

493
00:16:14,581 --> 00:16:16,365
What are you talking
about, Louise?

494
00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:18,759
I know that you've been acting
flirty with Regular Sized Rudy

495
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,674
just to get his quiz answers.

496
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,243
Rudy's a big boy. If he feels
like giving me the answers,

497
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,591
that's up to him.

498
00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:26,768
Okay, listen,
he's not a "big boy."

499
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,422
He's regular-sized.

500
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,902
And that kid has more heart
in his regular-sized body

501
00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:33,427
than anyone else in this school.
And you're... you...

502
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,384
Oh, my God. You're
freaking out.

503
00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:37,431
Yes! Because Rudy wants
to meet you after school

504
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,649
to give you his first kiss.
And you know what?

505
00:16:39,823 --> 00:16:41,565
You're gonna give him
his first kiss.

506
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,437
Why would I do that? Because
he gave me some weeds?

507
00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:44,741
Yes!

508
00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:46,395
Louise, he isn't the only boy

509
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,745
that gave me weeds today.
This is from Kevin.

510
00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:51,793
Kevin Ishihara.
He juggled three Beanie Babies

511
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,837
at the last talent show. Three.

512
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,014
Rudy is, like,
the slowest runner in our grade.

513
00:16:56,188 --> 00:16:58,017
He's the slowest runner
in the world!

514
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:01,323
Everybody knows that!
He shouldn't be running at all!

515
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,803
That's what I'm saying!

516
00:17:02,977 --> 00:17:05,240
He starts running,
and after two paces,

517
00:17:05,414 --> 00:17:07,242
he has to stop to breathe.

518
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:09,028
I know. It's so embarrassing.

519
00:17:09,201 --> 00:17:11,160
Yeah. And you're gonna
suck it up!

520
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,162
You're gonna kiss
that slow man!

521
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,817
You're gonna kiss slow,
Regular Sized Rudy,

522
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,428
or you're gonna be eating
that Love Weed through a straw.

523
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:19,820
Get off of me!

524
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:21,778
No!
Oh, you... Stop it!

525
00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:23,215
[struggling]

526
00:17:26,174 --> 00:17:29,613
Stop! I am not kissing him,
Louise.

527
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:30,961
Bye!

528
00:17:31,136 --> 00:17:33,182
Damn it. She smells so good.

529
00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:35,270
Perfetto.

530
00:17:35,444 --> 00:17:37,534
Mangia. Mangia.

531
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:41,320
I never thought I'd go over
to the dark-chocolate-side.

532
00:17:42,451 --> 00:17:43,626
[chomping]

533
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,193
Oh!

534
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,935
♪ ♪

535
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,373
[horn honks]

536
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,288
He is here. I must leave.

537
00:17:52,461 --> 00:17:54,289
Who's here? Oh, right.

538
00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:56,162
Francesco.

539
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:57,336
[horn honks]

540
00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,512
Oh...

541
00:17:59,686 --> 00:18:02,690
Ciao, Gene Belcher.

542
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:08,260
[sighs] Ciao,
Isabella Kitchen Substitute.

543
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,657
I'm taking this home to fix it.

544
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,050
Um, sure.

545
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:21,186
Huh. Love, it looks
like you can't be stopped.

546
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,839
Yeah. She's just right this way.

547
00:18:23,013 --> 00:18:24,015
[gasps]

548
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,365
[moaning]

549
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,758
Ms. Selbo! What are you doing?

550
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,065
Living my damn life, Linda!

551
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,546
Oh, hello, Martin. I have
a serious boyfriend now.

552
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,851
His name is... Him.

553
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:36,027
J-Jim... Him Jim.

554
00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:37,724
Jim Himjim.

555
00:18:37,898 --> 00:18:39,901
Well, I... I-I'm gonna go.

556
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,208
Quick question. Do you think
I could have my dog back?

557
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,730
[groans]
You're so desperate.

558
00:18:43,904 --> 00:18:44,992
Fine.

559
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,386
Thank you.
Aw.

560
00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:51,130
Uh... Hi, everyone.

561
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,393
CLASS: Wow! Whoa!TAMMY: What?

562
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,568
Jimmy Jr.,
I can't jump up and down.

563
00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,744
But I canwalk on these stilts.

564
00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,442
Uh, wait, no, I can't...
Okay, got it.

565
00:18:59,615 --> 00:19:01,009
Where'd you get those, Tina?

566
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,792
A trampoline and thrills
aren't the only thing

567
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,403
Thrills Not Pills left behind.

568
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,752
They also left these.

569
00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:07,189
Now, come on, Jimmy Jr.

570
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,538
We're going to the gymnasium.

571
00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:10,452
Yeah!Wait, what?

572
00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:12,280
We'll be back in five minutes,
Ms. Jacobson.

573
00:19:12,454 --> 00:19:14,587
Excuse me while I
sky kiss this guy.

574
00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:15,719
[phone ringing]

575
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,199
Bob's Burgers.

576
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,114
BOB:  Hi, Linda. It's your valentine.

577
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,289
Can you come outside?
Your gift is here.[gasps]

578
00:19:21,463 --> 00:19:22,900
Oh, my God!

579
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,250
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

580
00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:26,121
W-Wait, what's going on?

581
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,296
Why do you look like that?

582
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,776
[beat playing]Bob. Linda.

583
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,907
Hey there, Teddy. Nice boom box.

584
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,648
Thanks, Bob. Dope pants.

585
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,434
Why are you two acting weird?
What's going on?

586
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,960
♪ ♪

587
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:42,136
[both grunting]

588
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,490
Bobby, did you take
a dance class? I love it.

589
00:19:48,664 --> 00:19:51,232
Mind if we hop in that hip?What... Uh...

590
00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:53,234
[imitates air horn]

591
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,585
[grunting]

592
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,633
Hey, Louise. Where's Chloe?

593
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,417
Rudy, I have to tell you
something. She's not coming.

594
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,811
Um... Did... Did she
not get my card?

595
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,336
She did. Um,
but she's still not coming.

596
00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:09,337
Um, do... Do you get
what I'm saying?

597
00:20:09,511 --> 00:20:10,904
Not really.

598
00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:12,340
Oh, God! Rudy!

599
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,212
Chloe doesn't want
to be your valentine.

600
00:20:14,386 --> 00:20:16,039
But what... what about
all those notes?

601
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:19,913
Oh, my God. Get it through
your thick, round skull, Rudy!

602
00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:21,523
Chloe doesn't like you.

603
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:22,786
But who cares, right?

604
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,353
I guess I care.

605
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,311
Well, then stop it!
Stop caring.

606
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:29,357
Yeah, okay. Well, thanks
for letting me know, Louise.

607
00:20:29,531 --> 00:20:31,795
I guess I was silly to think
I could get a kiss on Valen...

608
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,666
Mmm!

609
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,798
Sky kiss!

610
00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:36,451
Yeah!
[cheering]

611
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:37,452
Mwah.

612
00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:38,498
Yeah.

613
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:39,673
Mmm.

614
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:41,848
Mwah.

615
00:20:43,502 --> 00:20:44,981
Mwah!
Whoa.

616
00:20:45,155 --> 00:20:46,461
[grunts]
Ow.

617
00:20:46,635 --> 00:20:48,942
If you tell anyone about this...Uh-huh.

618
00:20:49,116 --> 00:20:50,378
I will end you.

619
00:20:50,552 --> 00:20:52,163
[whispers]:
I think I'm sweating.

620
00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:53,338
Excuse me. Coming through.

621
00:20:53,512 --> 00:20:55,210
E-Emergency.

622
00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,170
[Tina sighs]

623
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,737
Made it.

624
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:04,219
♪ Ooh, sky kiss♪

625
00:21:08,222 --> 00:21:11,965
♪ Ooh, sky kiss♪

626
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:24,194
♪ Ooh, sky kiss.♪

627
00:21:33,943 --> 00:21:35,903
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