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♪ ♪

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[Tina groaning]LOUISE: Tina, why are
you wearing those?

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You can't walk now.

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You couldn't walk
so good before.

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They're my platform beach
espadrilles. Remember?

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The big Eighth Grade
Beach Bonfire is this weekend.

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With any luck,
Jimmy Junior and I

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will be sharing a blanket
and maybe more... blanket.

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If it gets cold.
Mm.

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Sometimes, Jimmy Junior doesn't
look at me when I'm talking,

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or listen to me,
so I thought it might help

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if I was closer to his face.

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Mm-hmm. Guys like it

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when you're just
right in their face.

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Ah! They probably
work better in sand.

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Hi, guys. Looking forward
to the beach bonfire?

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More like bond-fire.

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We're gonna roast wienies
and get all philosophical

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about growing up, and then
start hugging and stuff.

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Oh. Ow!Ha-ha! Get over here!

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Zeke, let go. Ah, Zeke!Get over here!

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So, Jimmy Junior,

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I hear some people are going
to the bonfire as a couple.

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Yeah, but most kids are
going in a big group.

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Cool, big group.
Hey, back to that couple idea,

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maybe we could go early and get
some sticks pre-marshmallowed.

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Really hit the ground running?

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Uh...

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So that's a great idea "uh..."?

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Uh...

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You'll get back to me "uh..."
Got it.

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See ya.

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So, from down here,
that didn't look

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like it went great.

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[sighs] It's fine.

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I'm just gonna walk away,
my head held high.

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I'm okay.

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So I'm not okay.

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No, it's a bad sprain.

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You mind if I fool around
with it a little bit?

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I want to kind of
get in there.

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Um, maybe I'll just
take some crutches

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and get out of
your hair. [grunts]

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Hey, I'm back
from the thrift store.

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Did you say good-bye
to our old clothes?

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Were they sad?

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I think they were happy
to be back.

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I forgot,
we bought them there.

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Anyway, while I was there,
I happened to see this guy.

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Ooh, an old banjo case.
What's inside?

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Oh, a banjo.

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What are you gonna do with it?

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Learn to play.

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Look, it has a strap
so I can keep it back here,

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and then I'm always ready
to pull it around,

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'cause you never know
when there's gonna be a...

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[string twangs]banjo moment.

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What the heck's
a "banjo moment"?

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Any moment of time
that would be slightly better

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with banjo music.

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Huh. Uh...

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They happen.
I mean, not right now,

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'cause I don't like
how you're interrogating me.

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What?

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[sighs] I'm just gonna
put my banjo back in here

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and go into the kitchen.

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Oh, there's a song there.

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♪ Someone's in the kitchen
with the banjo... ♪

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Tina, I heard the fantastic
news about your ankle.

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Thanks, Mr. Frond.

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Wait, "fantastic" news?

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Yes! Recently, we were
approached by a tech company,

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Yo 'Botics Robotics.

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They're looking for
a student to participate

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in a robotic mobility
pilot program--

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or RUMP for short.

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RUMP? I'm listening.

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It's a way
for mobility-impaired kids

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to go to school
without going to school!

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How does it work?I don't know, Tina.

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Do I look like Bill Gates?

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Yes, a little.

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Well, thank you.

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Anyway, you're the
perfect candidate.

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And I'll be the guy
who brought robots to Wagstaff,

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which is some sweet
resume candy. [chuckles]

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Even better than Eighth Grade
Beach Bonfire chaperone.

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Which, by the way, I am.

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Oh, congratulations.

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So, what about RUMP?

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They can get you up and running
tomorrow, so to speak.

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I don't know, I'm pretty good
with these crutches.

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They go under your arm.

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They what?

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They go under your arm.

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You have your arm
through them.

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Oh. Hey, that's way
more comfortable.

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MAN:
Okay, Tina,

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we're seeing you here.

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Are you seeing us there?

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I see you. Hi.

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All right, now, uh,
try rotating left.

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Mm-kay, here it goes.

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Doing it.

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Uh, no. Rotate the robot.

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With your joystick.

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Oh. Got it.

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Mm.

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Sorry that a smarter kid
didn't get injured.

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Um, we can hear you, Mr. Frond.

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Oh, um, good microphone.

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I know a guidance counselor
who's gonna get injured.

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Well, I can hear you.

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Guys, there are
microphones.

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This is how they work.

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Tina, why don't you go ahead
and test that joystick,

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and we'll get you off to class.

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Ow! Damn it!
Son of a bitch!

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Oh, sorry!

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It's fine.

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Uh, go ahead
and try again.

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Ah! Ah! My leg!

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I'm pinned!

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Uh, sorry, um...

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Back up! Back up!

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Like this? Um...

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No! You're still going forward!

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So this is going
pretty well.

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It feels kind of like
my first day of school.

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How do I look?
You look good.

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But I still kind of
wonder what else is on.

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You're too skinny.
Eat a battery or something.

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ZEKE:
Whoa, there it is.

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Watch out, mankind.

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Ugh, Tina's a robot.

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Look at me, look at me,
I'm a robot.

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Exactly, that's exactly
what she's doing.

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Hi, guys.
Hi, Jimmy Junior.

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Uh, hi.

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Hi, Tina.

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This thing is not Tina,
Jocelyn.

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It's microchips
and a bunch of stupid wires.

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It's a clever lie!

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Sorry, not personal.

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I just don't care for bots.

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Well, guess I should roll along
to class. [chuckles nervously]

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Me, too.
Uber me to Room Six?

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Room Ten for me.

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Out of the way, out of the way!
Move it!

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TEDDY: You look great
with a banjo, Bob.

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You're like a ethnic
Steve Martin.

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Yeah.
Uh, thanks.

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Play something.

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Okay. I'll try.

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I mean, it's my first day
with this thing, so...

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[playing rapidly]

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Holy cow,
you're a natural!

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I guess I am.

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Yahoo!

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Linda, you're married
to that guy! Wow!

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Everybody, get in here!
You got to hear this!

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It's a banjo moment.
I get it now.

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I'm so good at the banjo!

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So, still tuning?[plays single note]

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No, it's the song.

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That's the song?

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I mean,
I think it's the song.

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It's just, there's a lot of
time in between the notes.

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I like it.

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I mean, it's not, like,
too much, you know?

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Like, too much song?

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No, it's not.

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Coming through.

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Watch your toes. Sorry.Ow!

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Ow!

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Sorry.[laughter]

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Something funny?

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Guess I missed it. Ah!

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Cool locker.
Like what you've done to it.

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Yeah, whatever, robot.

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Um, um, um...[motor grinding]

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[school bell rings]Can I get a little help?

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Help, some-- can I get
a little help, someone?

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[sighs]

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♪ Sharif he don't like it,
boom boom boom. ♪

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Hey, who left out
this AV cart?

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Mr. Branca, I'm not an AV cart.
I'm Tina.

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♪ Rock the Casbah ♪

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♪ Rock the boom boom. ♪

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Don't put me in
the AV closet!

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♪ Thinks it's not kosher. ♪

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No!

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I hate being a robot.

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I'm sure they'll come
looking for me.

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I'll give it another half hour.

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Come on, seriously?

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[snorts angrily]

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I'm not you, I'm me, Dad!

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[grunts]

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TINA:
Um, hello?

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Who-who's there?

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What? Who said that?

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Me. Over here.

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[grunts]

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Tina?

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Oh. Hi, Jimmy Junior.

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, I had a fight
with my dad this morning.

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He said I have to go to speech
therapy instead of dance club.

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"I don't need
speech therapy, Dad.

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You need dance therapy!"

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I'm sorry.So I just needed to go someplace

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to spin... things... out!

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If you want to be alone,
I can power down.

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No, that's okay.
Why are you here?

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Mr. Branca thought
I was an AV cart.

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I guess we're both
misunderstood.

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Yeah. We have thoughts
and feelings, people.

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Yeah. I mean, I knew I did.
I didn't know you did.

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Tina, you're really easy
to talk to as a robot.

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Thanks. I guess it's kind of
like talking on the phone.

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Like, how you can say anything
to a telemarketer,

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even your deepest,
darkest secrets.

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I've done that.

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[school bell rings]

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Well, I guess
we have P.E. now.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey, should we just ditch
and talk?

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Yes! Uh, I-I mean, talk away.
I'm all ears.

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Well, [chuckles] all microphone.
You get it.

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Not really.

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So, like, what's your
desert island dance?

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Mine's probably the Russian
thing where you squat and kick,

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like this. [grunting]

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You know, sometimes I feel like
I just notice things, you know?

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Like how trees are really
just giant plants.

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Oh, yeah.[scoffs] Yeah.

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Uh-oh, that's my
low-power warning.

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I want to keep talking, but
I'm at three percent battery.

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Wow, we missed fifth period.
We talked for hours.

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Yeah, we totally binge talked.

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Can, um...
can I walk you home?

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Uh, the robot lives at school,

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but you can walk me
to the charging station.

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Ah! I'm at one percent!
Let's go! Move, move!

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Maybe being a robot
isn't so bad.

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I just had my best conversation
ever with Jimmy Junior.

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And it's not like the bar
was set low at all.

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Did I tell you the thing
about trees?

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Yeah, that they're
like plants?

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Giant plants.Yeah.

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Anyway, school's over,
and Gene and I were wondering

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if we could take the robot out
for a test drive.

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Don't worry, we'll keep it under
five miles per hour, Pops.

256
00:08:19,106 --> 00:08:21,588
Unless it goes over that.
Does it, perchance?

257
00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,415
Um, I'm really the only one

258
00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:24,721
that's supposed to use
the robot.

259
00:08:24,894 --> 00:08:25,809
Sorry, guys.

260
00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:28,420
Tina, that is
not a problem.

261
00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,117
We asked,
you gave us an answer.

262
00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:31,771
We respect that.

263
00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:35,471
I kind of hate myself
for even asking Tina.

264
00:08:35,644 --> 00:08:37,125
[quietly]:
Wagstaff after dark.

265
00:08:37,298 --> 00:08:38,429
LOUISE:
Okay, what should we do first?

266
00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,345
Bump things off
Mr. Frond's desk?

267
00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:41,520
Do donuts in the library?

268
00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,260
GENE:
See if Coach Blevins

269
00:08:43,434 --> 00:08:45,088
is really living under the
bleachers since his divorce?

270
00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:46,307
Well, we got all night.

271
00:08:46,481 --> 00:08:47,788
[Louise and Gene gasp]

272
00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:48,918
The security guard.

273
00:08:49,092 --> 00:08:49,963
Huh?He's coming this way.

274
00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:51,139
What do we do?

275
00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:53,533
Whoa.

276
00:08:53,706 --> 00:08:55,490
[robotic voice]:
Hello, human security guard.

277
00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:57,493
Any trouble
in the halls tonight?

278
00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,799
Well, everything
was pretty quiet

279
00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,932
till I saw you,
robot gizmo thing.

280
00:09:02,105 --> 00:09:04,282
I think I better
call this in.

281
00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,283
[robotic voice]:
Don't bother.

282
00:09:05,456 --> 00:09:06,850
I come from headquarters.

283
00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,982
I'm the cyber security guard.

284
00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:10,811
What's your name, bro?

285
00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:11,985
Yuli.

286
00:09:12,159 --> 00:09:13,856
Yuli, you seem great.

287
00:09:14,030 --> 00:09:17,251
But we cannot be friends,
because I am your supervisor.

288
00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:18,383
Wait, what?

289
00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:20,341
You mean,
"Wait, what, sir?"

290
00:09:20,515 --> 00:09:21,822
Wait, what, sir?
Wait, what, sir?

291
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,258
Sir, sir, sir.Sorry, I-I got it.

292
00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:24,780
I'm sorry. Sir, yes.

293
00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,696
Don't worry,
I'm fun to work for.

294
00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,306
Oh, good.
I'm fun to employ.

295
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,350
This might work out.

296
00:09:29,524 --> 00:09:31,004
Now go to the cafeteria,

297
00:09:31,178 --> 00:09:32,658
grab three dozen
peanut butter cookies

298
00:09:32,832 --> 00:09:34,835
and slide them through the
little slats in the door

299
00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,096
of locker 412.

300
00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:37,272
And 319.

301
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,969
Eh, I don't think

302
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,667
peanut butter cookies
will fit through there.

303
00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:41,841
Make them fit!

304
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,538
Okay, okay. Geez!

305
00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:47,847
Seriously, Bob? In bed?

306
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,631
So, not a banjo moment?

307
00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,328
Let me check. No.

308
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:52,982
[chuckles]
Good night.

309
00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,158
Night.

310
00:09:57,813 --> 00:09:58,902
Bob, I swear to God!

311
00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,469
I'm sorry, I thought
you were asleep.

312
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,687
I waited.

313
00:10:05,299 --> 00:10:06,953
Bob.
Yep.

314
00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:09,870
Tina-Bot, come into
the AV closet.

315
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,740
I-I want to show
you something.

316
00:10:11,914 --> 00:10:14,701
It's something I haven't
shown anyone, not even Zeke.

317
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,399
A secret and a "Zeke-ret"? Wow.

318
00:10:17,572 --> 00:10:19,749
Um, I've been working on
some poems, you know,

319
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,533
about my life and kind of, like,
things I'm going through.

320
00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,798
Poems? Life? Going through? Yes.

321
00:10:24,971 --> 00:10:29,716
And I got this idea
to put poems and music together.

322
00:10:29,889 --> 00:10:31,369
Like... songs?

323
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:32,936
No, "musoems."

324
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,197
Oh, right.

325
00:10:34,371 --> 00:10:35,591
Here's the first one.

326
00:10:35,764 --> 00:10:37,418
♪ Dad, I used
your cologne ♪

327
00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:40,422
♪ 'Cause you won't
buy me my own. ♪

328
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:41,770
And here's another one.

329
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,120
♪ Cars ♪

330
00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:45,253
♪ All the
different cars. ♪

331
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:46,732
And then there's...

332
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:49,386
♪ My mom's new friend Allen ♪

333
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,606
♪ He's okay. ♪

334
00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,870
So I'm still
working on that one.

335
00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:57,047
♪ Breakfast! ♪

336
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,918
That one's about breakfast.

337
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,485
And then, um...

338
00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:05,447
♪ What if God's name was Todd? ♪

339
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,231
So you, like, start a new one
before finishing... one?

340
00:11:08,405 --> 00:11:10,278
Uh... well, no.

341
00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:12,759
Like, three of the ones
I sang to you are finished.

342
00:11:12,932 --> 00:11:14,499
Like, the cars is finished.

343
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,370
Lunch delivery.
Tina, want some tuna?

344
00:11:16,544 --> 00:11:17,807
Can you knock?

345
00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:19,808
I'm in the AV closet
with Jimmy Junior.

346
00:11:19,982 --> 00:11:21,592
What? What are you
doing in the closet?

347
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:22,769
We're having
an intimate conversation

348
00:11:22,942 --> 00:11:24,466
and connecting deeply. God!

349
00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:26,120
Hi, Jimmy Junior.

350
00:11:26,293 --> 00:11:28,296
Uh, hi, Mrs. Belcher.

351
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,167
[sniffs] Smells funny in here.
I think it's you.

352
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,602
How long since you
left the room?

353
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:32,908
Mom, just go!

354
00:11:33,082 --> 00:11:34,649
All right, I'm going,
I'm leaving.

355
00:11:34,823 --> 00:11:37,870
Have fun spending time
together, sort of.

356
00:11:38,044 --> 00:11:42,309
♪ Watching you
from a distant place ♪

357
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:46,706
♪ I'm calling you
from my home base ♪

358
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,491
♪ My satellite's spinning
right out of control ♪

359
00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:53,886
♪ Transmission to the moon,
now my message is go ♪

360
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:57,280
♪ And the moon is so cold,
it's so cold ♪

361
00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:00,937
♪ I can see food on your face ♪

362
00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:02,634
♪ Watching you... ♪

363
00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:05,681
Uch, it's just like,
get a computer room already.

364
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,988
Man, that bot's wrapped him
around her little wheels.

365
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,337
You know, she's probably
using A.I. on him.

366
00:12:10,511 --> 00:12:12,340
Wait, A.I. like, "As if"?

367
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:13,471
Yeah. As if.

368
00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:14,471
Oh, my God.

369
00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:15,908
I know.

370
00:12:16,082 --> 00:12:17,258
You two are making me
feel smart.

371
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,523
Tina, Jimmy Junior's
at the door.

372
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:22,828
She might be a sec.

373
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,700
[panting]

374
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,267
Hi, Jimmy Junior.

375
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,355
You came down the stairs
like The Exorcist.

376
00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:30,836
Miss Jacobson wanted me to
give you this for homework.

377
00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:31,837
Oh, great.

378
00:12:32,011 --> 00:12:33,664
So, here it is.

379
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,842
It's been a while since
we've seen each other in person.

380
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,062
Yeah, it-it has.

381
00:12:39,235 --> 00:12:40,062
So...

382
00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:41,063
So...

383
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,065
Any new "musoems"?

384
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:43,197
I'm gonna go.

385
00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:44,850
Oh, okay. Good talk.

386
00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:45,851
Not really.

387
00:12:46,025 --> 00:12:47,418
I didn't see that.

388
00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:48,855
It was a little embarrassing,
but I didn't see it.

389
00:12:49,028 --> 00:12:49,942
God, Mom!

390
00:12:50,116 --> 00:12:50,856
Banjo?[strums banjo]

391
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,206
Dad, no.
Bob, no.

392
00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:54,730
Okay. I'll check back in
at another time.

393
00:12:54,903 --> 00:12:57,994
That's odd. I should be
fully charged this morning,

394
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,691
but I'm only at 20% power.

395
00:12:59,865 --> 00:13:01,345
[yawns] Weird.

396
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,390
It's not like the robot
is running around all night,

397
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:04,522
doing really fun stuff.

398
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:05,523
Exactly.

399
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:06,873
All right, who put

400
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,397
20 basketballs
in my supply closet?

401
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:10,398
[Louise laughs]
Hey.

402
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,095
Oh, hi, Jimmy Junior.

403
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,402
Hey, did yesterday
seem awkward to you? 'Cause...

404
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,100
Listen, I've decided
I'm gonna perform my "musoems"

405
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,884
for everyone at the bonfire.

406
00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:21,278
But I need you there,
as my date.

407
00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:23,062
Oh, wow.
That-that's fantastic.

408
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,412
I mean, my crutches might be

409
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,847
a little tricky in the sand,
but I...

410
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,457
Your crutches?

411
00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:28,590
Yeah, those things
that go under my armpits.

412
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,287
I call them "pit sticks."

413
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:33,725
Wait, Jimmy Junior,
are you asking me or the robot?

414
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:35,162
The robot.

415
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,727
But I don't think
of you as a robot.

416
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,121
I think of you as
almost a real person.

417
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,384
So, what do you say?

418
00:13:40,557 --> 00:13:41,864
Um...

419
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,386
Okay. It's a date.

420
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,519
Great. Bye.

421
00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:46,563
Hey, that worked out.

422
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:47,609
You're going
to the bonfire.

423
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,176
Uh, yeah, huh.

424
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,394
I guess we're going
robot dress shopping.

425
00:13:51,568 --> 00:13:53,528
I've said that so many times
and it's finally true!

426
00:13:58,184 --> 00:13:59,838
So, Jimmy Junior
doesn't like me as me.

427
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,101
He likes me as a robot.
I can work with that.

428
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,451
No relationship
is perfect, right?

429
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,886
Uh, a lot of girls
have it worse.

430
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,496
Yeah, look at Mom.

431
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,934
The important thing is
I'm going to the bonfire.

432
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,937
It'll be my voice and my image
right there on the beach.

433
00:14:12,111 --> 00:14:14,331
Wait a minute. How do I get
the robot to the beach?

434
00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:17,333
It's not even supposed
to leave school. Oh, no!

435
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,293
Tina, we know some people
who might be able to help you.

436
00:14:19,466 --> 00:14:20,684
[quietly]:
It's us.

437
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,384
So, uh,
where's the banjo?

438
00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:26,474
I'm thinking of taking it back
to the thrift store, actually.

439
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,171
Oh, forget about making
that burger to-go.

440
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:29,650
I will eat it here.

441
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,173
Oh, God, I'm so relieved.
[chuckles]

442
00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:32,697
I guess what I'm hearing is

443
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,481
you're not gonna try
and talk me out of this.

444
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,309
[laughs]
Well, let's put it this way.

445
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,832
People don't come to Bob's
Burgers for the music, you know?

446
00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,312
Yeah.

447
00:14:39,486 --> 00:14:41,096
It's called Bob's Burgers,
not Bob's Banjo.

448
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,056
Uh-huh.[laughs]

449
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,274
It was more "grueling" banjo,
than "dueling" banjo. [laughs]

450
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:47,059
All right, Teddy,
you made your point.

451
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,844
Geez, why you getting so hot?
You're terrible at the banjo.

452
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,279
LINDA:
Big beach bonfire

453
00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:52,326
tonight, huh?
Uh-huh.

454
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,849
So, you're going,
but you're not going,

455
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,459
'cause you're
staying here,

456
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,851
but Jimmy Junior's going,
and you're gonna do

457
00:14:57,025 --> 00:14:58,722
the thing with the robot?

458
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,029
What part of "virtual robot
date" don't you understand?

459
00:15:01,203 --> 00:15:03,510
It just seems a little...
[mutters]: unhealthy.

460
00:15:03,684 --> 00:15:05,164
Mom, I have
a relationship now!

461
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,687
A-And, yes, I've stopped
changing socks and underwear,

462
00:15:06,861 --> 00:15:08,211
and, yes, it smells
funny in here.

463
00:15:08,384 --> 00:15:10,518
But, sweetie,
this can't last.

464
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,389
You got to step out
from behind the robot

465
00:15:12,562 --> 00:15:14,173
and go back to
school next week.

466
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,131
Unless you twist your
other ankle or something.

467
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,918
Twist my other ankle.
Interesting.

468
00:15:19,091 --> 00:15:21,094
Tina, do not twist
your other ankle

469
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,052
just to keep this
wackadoodle thing going.

470
00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:24,139
It's not wackadoodle!

471
00:15:24,313 --> 00:15:25,489
Now, excuse me,

472
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,837
but I've got to check
my battery level,

473
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,144
stretch my joystick hand,

474
00:15:28,317 --> 00:15:29,405
and get dressed
above the shoulders.

475
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,581
Okay, okay,
have fun.

476
00:15:31,755 --> 00:15:33,540
Be home by--
never mind.

477
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,716
You're in good hands, T.

478
00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:37,587
Now, which way is the door?

479
00:15:37,761 --> 00:15:40,677
Hey, slow down there,
R-Poo-D-Poo.

480
00:15:40,851 --> 00:15:42,115
A security guard!

481
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:43,855
Don't worry.
This guy's a pussycat.

482
00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:45,292
[robotic voice]:
How's it going,

483
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,076
human security guard
subordinate Yuli?

484
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,340
I'm just popping out
for a smoke break. No biggie.

485
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,734
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I talked to the office.

486
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:56,085
There's no robot security
guard supervisor.

487
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,260
You're a lying piece
of sheet metal.

488
00:15:58,434 --> 00:15:59,567
[gasps]Uh-oh.

489
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:01,090
Okay, I lied.

490
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,309
I'm not a robot security guard.

491
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,354
Aha!

492
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,052
Because I got laid off.

493
00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:07,618
They canceled the program.

494
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,099
Did you see WALL-E?
No.

495
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:13,711
Excellent. What I'm telling you
isn't that story at all.

496
00:16:13,884 --> 00:16:16,583
I'm a lonely robot
that's outlived its job.

497
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:17,802
Oh, no.

498
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,803
The company wants to recycle me,

499
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,937
turn me into a bunch of smaller,
hotter robots.

500
00:16:23,111 --> 00:16:24,895
Maybe I should
make a run for it,

501
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,288
just get on the road

502
00:16:26,462 --> 00:16:28,899
and ride as far as
my charge will take me.

503
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,293
Whoa. That's life stuff.
That's huge.

504
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,557
But how will I get out
the front door?

505
00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:36,211
I will need someone
to open the front door.

506
00:16:36,385 --> 00:16:38,213
Hey, I could open
the front door.

507
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,086
Yeah, right.
No, really.

508
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:42,261
I've got the key,
I know the alarm code.

509
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,133
Let me do this
one thing for you.

510
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,743
I'm totally lost here.

511
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,092
What was that?

512
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,442
[robotic voice]:
Nothing. Tina, shush!

513
00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:50,705
Safe travels, robot.
Avoid Philly.

514
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,140
Got it.

515
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,447
I feel like
I want to go with you.

516
00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,490
No.

517
00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:55,665
You need me.

518
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,625
The school needs you.
Stay here,

519
00:16:57,798 --> 00:16:59,626
guard this place
against prankster children.

520
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,368
I have to do this
on my own.

521
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,456
Hey.

522
00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:03,892
Oh, my God, what?!

523
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:04,893
Stay in touch.

524
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:05,894
Do you have e-mail?

525
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,982
I ame-mail.

526
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,423
Tina-Bot, you made it.

527
00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:16,338
Sorry I'm late. A lot of sand.

528
00:17:16,512 --> 00:17:18,471
Also, I had a little trouble
with the volleyball net,

529
00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:19,820
but I won that battle.

530
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:22,127
Great.
Tina two-point-uch is here.

531
00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:23,912
So much for a night
of kids bonding.

532
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,260
Now it's just screen time.

533
00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:26,784
Hey, Tina-Bot, uh...

534
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,134
the sign says, "No motorized
vehicles on beach."

535
00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:30,657
[laughs]

536
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,661
Oh, my God,
you area motorized vehicle.

537
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:36,010
It also says no trash
on the beach, Tammy.

538
00:17:36,184 --> 00:17:38,144
So... what are
we gonna do here?

539
00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:40,493
[laughs]
Oh, my God, it does say that.

540
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,017
Shut it, Jocelyn.

541
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,932
Whoa, what the hell
is the robot doing here?

542
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,759
Did anyone approve this?

543
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:48,327
I was told to do everything
a normal student would do.

544
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,938
Well, stay out of the water.

545
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,505
And stay away from the fire.

546
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,636
And watch out for the sand.

547
00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:54,811
And try to have fun.

548
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,423
What'd I miss?

549
00:17:56,596 --> 00:17:58,163
There's some dancing.
I guess I'm dancing.

550
00:17:58,337 --> 00:17:59,903
Is this dancing?

551
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:02,690
Wow, look at Mr. Frond over
there. He can really shake it.

552
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,996
Yep, everyone's having
a great time, including me.

553
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,388
How's the bonfire going?

554
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,478
Wow, Mr. Frond's
a really good dancer.

555
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:09,871
Oh, here comes Jimmy Junior.

556
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,047
Okay, Tina. It's time.

557
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,005
I'm gonna do my "musoems."

558
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:18,227
I-I'm pretty nervous,
but I-I'm glad you're here.

559
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,663
Oh, my God,
he's coming in!

560
00:18:19,836 --> 00:18:20,708
[moaning]

561
00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:23,711
Oh.

562
00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:25,365
Oh, this is weird.

563
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,974
But I can't not look.

564
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,715
So long, childhood.

565
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,240
This is the worst episode
of The O.C.ever.

566
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:33,067
Tina, honey, you okay?

567
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:34,895
You know,
the same thing

568
00:18:35,069 --> 00:18:36,897
happened to me
when I was your age.

569
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,116
Really?

570
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,682
No, sweetie,
this is the first time

571
00:18:39,856 --> 00:18:41,031
this has happened
to anyone.

572
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,250
That's it!

573
00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:43,948
Hey, everyone.

574
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,037
It's such a nice night
and we're all together.

575
00:18:46,211 --> 00:18:47,865
And, um...

576
00:18:48,038 --> 00:18:50,738
I've been writing some poems
and putting them to music.

577
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:51,913
Oh, you mean like songs?

578
00:18:52,086 --> 00:18:53,087
No, they're called "musoems."

579
00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:54,220
I'm just gonna start.

580
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,961
This one is called, uh, "Pants."

581
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:59,747
♪ Pants are pretty great. ♪

582
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,965
So that one's about pants.

583
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,924
Oh, he's right.
That's not a song.

584
00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:05,186
No, it is not.
[chuckles]

585
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,884
Okay, here's another one.

586
00:19:07,057 --> 00:19:09,757
♪ How am I supposed to learn
about life ♪

587
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:14,021
♪ When you won't let me
watch The Good Wife?♪

588
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,981
Um... all right,
let me just get to the next--

589
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,462
Oh. Um, okay, not that one.

590
00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:23,465
What time is your dad
coming to pick us up?

591
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,902
Um...

592
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,164
♪ Why don't you eat
the mushrooms ♪

593
00:19:26,338 --> 00:19:28,123
♪ If they are so good, Mom? ♪

594
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,732
Oh, boy. He's dying.

595
00:19:29,906 --> 00:19:31,605
Tina-Bot? Where's, uh, Tina-Bot?

596
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,219
Tina?

597
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,177
Yes, Jimmy Junior,
in person.

598
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:42,006
Maybe it's more awkward this
way, but at least it's real.

599
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,617
And maybe I need a crutch,
but you can lean on me.

600
00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:45,618
A little bit.

601
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:47,447
Aw, Tina's his crutch.

602
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,448
Aw.

603
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:49,623
Okay.

604
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:50,971
Now, let's hear
some "musoems."

605
00:19:51,145 --> 00:19:53,147
Not too many.
Leave 'em wanting more.

606
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,237
♪ If you want me to catch ♪

607
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,457
♪ Then don't throw so hard. ♪

608
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,285
I like it.

609
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,025
It's about parents' expectations
being too much sometimes.

610
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,073
♪ What if God's name was Todd? ♪

611
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,117
Jimmy Junior's

612
00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:08,510
our Cat Stevens.

613
00:20:08,684 --> 00:20:10,470
And our cat, Steven.
Remember him?

614
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,428
Oh, my God, Lin.
This is it.

615
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:13,603
What is?

616
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:14,909
[whispers]:
A banjo moment.

617
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,432
[gasps] I think
you're right!

618
00:20:16,605 --> 00:20:18,478
My banjo's in the car.
I was gonna return it.

619
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,174
Get it, hurry!I'm going now!

620
00:20:20,348 --> 00:20:22,699
♪ Animal Planet,
what if it was real? ♪

621
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,961
♪ I mean an actual planet
for animals. ♪

622
00:20:25,135 --> 00:20:26,311
[banjo playing along]

623
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,530
Keep going.
Watch me for the changes.

624
00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:32,665
♪ My left shoe smells,
but my right one's okay. ♪

625
00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:35,494
And, um, that's all I got.
Thank you.

626
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:36,625
Oh. Uh...[scattered applause]

627
00:20:36,799 --> 00:20:38,846
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

628
00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:40,107
Wait, are you in our grade?

629
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,326
TINA:
Way to go, Dad.

630
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,153
In person kiss?

631
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:45,505
[both moaning]

632
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:48,334
I'm gonna step over here.

633
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,988
Hey, Mr. Frond, check it out.
Banjo solo.

634
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,208
Listen, I've been
a little hard on you.

635
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:54,949
But you stepped back
at the right moment.

636
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,516
I respect that.

637
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,907
But I still got to
put you in the ocean!

638
00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:58,952
I said get over here!
Get in there!

639
00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:00,737
Oh, no, no,
no, no, Zeke!

640
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:05,654
♪ Watching you
from a distant place ♪

641
00:21:05,828 --> 00:21:10,877
♪ I'm calling you
from my home base ♪

642
00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:13,794
♪ My satellite's spinning
right out of control ♪

643
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:16,449
♪ Transmission to the moon,
now my message is go ♪

644
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,365
♪ And the moon is so cold,
it's so cold ♪

645
00:21:19,538 --> 00:21:22,977
♪ I can see food on your face ♪

646
00:21:24,847 --> 00:21:28,242
♪ Watching you
from a distant place. ♪

647
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,901
JOCELYN: Look at me, look at me,
I'm a robot.

648
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,903
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH