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♪ ♪

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LINDA:
♪ La, la, la ♪

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♪ Going to the accountant,
gonna do our taxes ♪

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♪ At the last minute,
we're adults ♪

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♪ Responsible adults, yeah! ♪

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That's a beautiful song, Linda.
Where's it from?

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No, Teddy, we
really are going

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to the accountant
to do our taxes.

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We probably
shouldn't have waited

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until the last possible moment
on the last possible day,

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but it is kind of
our tradition.

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Aw, that's true!
So special.

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I don't know
why you guys need an accountant.

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It's fun to do your own taxes.

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No.
Mm... no.
It's fine.

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Our accountant isn't that
expensive, and he's really good.

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Or pretty good.
He's fine.
Yeah.

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We go for an hour, we pretend
to laugh at his jokes.

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Ugh, the jokes.

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Then we're done
for the year.

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Why do you pretend to
laugh at his jokes?

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Well, he's in charge
of our money, Teddy.

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We have to be nice to him.

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I mean, I think
he takes away a dependent

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every time we don't laugh.

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Well, good luck with that.
I'm going down to the docks.

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I'm helping out
with Lobsterfest.

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Ugh. Lobsterfest.

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What's wrong with Lobsterfest?

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There's too much lobster.

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Yeah, that's this year's theme:
too much lobster!

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All right, well,
have fun.

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You, too, going
to the accountant.

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Hey, Accountantfest.
Too much taxes!

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Yup.
[groans]

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Okay. Bye, Teddy!

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TINA:
Whoa. Eye contact.

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Did I just have significant
E.C. with Joe Harrison?

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It felt like it.
That's weird.

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I barely know him. Hmm.

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Look at me again.

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Look at me. Look at me. Ugh!

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Joe, where do you think
you're going?

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You have detention,
young man.

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[sighs]
Fine.

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TINA:
Detention, huh?

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Ugh! Reading is dumb!

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Tina, what
is going on?
Your mom.

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What?!Is dumb.

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And reading is dumb.

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You just earned
yourself detention.

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Got it.
Sorry about all that.

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Well, I'm sorry, too. Maybe
you don't need detention...

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Shove it!Oh, okay, definitely detention.

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TINA: Eyes on the prize,
which is Joe's eyes.

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LINDA:
I can't believe

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Tina got detention.

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We needed her
to babysit you two.

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Mom, we've been
over this.

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Gene and I are
fine by ourselves.

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You let us babysit Aunt Gayle
whenever you go out of town,

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and she's a handful.

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Mm. I don't know.
Bob, what do you think?

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I guess. I mean, it is just
an hour, and we'll be close by.

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All right, but I'm
setting a lot of rules.

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Don't open the door
to anybody.

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What if it's a guy with a gun
and he really needs to pee?

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No.

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And don't use the stove
or knives

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or the bathtub or matches.

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Well, then how are we gonna
have a hot knife bath?

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And if anyone calls for us,

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say that we're home,
but we're... pooping.

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No, say I'm in the shower,
but I look good for my age.

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Guys, guys, we got it.
We'll be fine. I'm in charge.

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You don't have anything
to worry about.

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Well, technically,
Gene's in charge.

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He is?
I am?
Yes.

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He's your big brother, Louise.

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I mean, big brother?

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I think of him more
as a large brother.

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No offense.
Yes, offense!

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It's just, you
don't really do

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the traditional
big brother stuff.

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You don't call me squirt,
you aren't good at baseball,

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and I have to give
youa piggyback ride

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when your legs get tired.

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Just 'cause
Dad's not strong enough.

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Louise, Gene is older
than you though,

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so I guess
your mother has a point.

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Yeah! I'm large and
in charge. Literally.

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[laughs]:
Okay.

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[quietly]: Don't worry.
I'll keep an eye on him.

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Now get out of here,
you crazy kids. Go!

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We'll be back
in an hour.

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Remember what
I told you.
Yup.

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Okay, bye bye. Bye.Yup.

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[door opens, closes]So, forbidden snack time?

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As your king, I declare
them unforbidden!

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I like how you think.

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TINA:
Moment of truth.

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It's just me and Joe.

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And all these other kids.

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Time to figure out
if lightning strikes twice.

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In our eyes.

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I have the perfect angle.

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Don't sit down there.
No, no, no, no. Damn it!

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Okay, okay,
I can maybe still see Joe.

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[groaning]

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Just a casual lean.

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No big deal.

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Almost there.

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Almost...

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[gasps]
I'm okay.

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GERALD:
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-

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Ba-Ba-Belchers!

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Hey, guys. You pumped
to get these taxes done or what?

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Yup. Love 'em.
Love taxes.
[whoops]

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Cool. 'Tis the season.
That's what I always say.

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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la tax. ♪

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[both laughing]

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You guys want some water or
anything before we get started?

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I'll have my secretary
grab some. Just kidding.

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I don't have a secretary.
[laughs]

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[chuckles]Oh. It's very funny.

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You guys want
a butterscotch cookie?

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One of my clients
made them for me.

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They look delicioso.

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Mmm. Oh, my God,
these are good!

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Bob?
Uh, sure,
I'll have one.

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Ooh, I'll have
one more. Mmm. Good.

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All right, let me just
pull out my tax-ophone.

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And tune it up.

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[imitating saxophone music]

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Okay, let's just
get started, could we?

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LOUISE:
Okay, let's make sure

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we're on the
same page here.

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We're making 17
layer dip, correct?
Correct.

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But we won't put in a 13th layer
because it's bad luck.

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I'm going to visit
the produce drawers

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and look for mom's
hidden bacon bits

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that she thinks
we don't know about.

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[gasps] Xanadu.

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Gene. Come. See.

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What is it?

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It's softer than

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the tops of Dad's legs.

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Oh, I know exactly
what it is.

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It's a cantaloupe.

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Remember when Mom put
it under her shirt

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at the grocery
store and pretended

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she had another boob, and
then they made her buy it?

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[gasps]
That was three years ago!

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We got to throw it.
Wh-What?

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We got to throw it off the fire
escape into the back alley.

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Yes! Wait, maybe no.

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This seems like
possibly a bad idea

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that could get us
into trouble.

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And I guess
I'm in charge, so...

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Gene, don't overthink it.

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This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

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We've never been
home alone before,

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and we've never found
a rotten cantaloupe before.

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Are you saying this is
proof there's a God?

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I'm not saying it isn't.

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Gene, when life hands you
moldy melons,

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you make moldy melonade.

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All right, let's do it.
Let's throw a melon!

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That's the spirit!
There you go, large bro!

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TINA:
Joe.

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Joe, Joe, Joe.

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I've never even thought
about Joe that way before,

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but maybe he's been thinking
about me that way all along.

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Maybe today, he looked
at himself in the mirror,

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and he said, "Today's the day

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that you tell Tina
how you feel."

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He's probably a mess right now.

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I've got to make eye contact
again. I... [groans]

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I can't see him from
this position though!

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All right,
time to turn my desk.

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Detention is two hours.

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If I move the desk
an inch every five minutes,

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I'll be able to see Joe's eyes in about 90 minutes.

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Here goes. FROND: Tina.

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No moving your desk.

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TINA:
Damn it!

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I'll find another way.
Wait for me, Joe.

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Okay. I just
want to verify

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that this year your retirement
contribution was... zero.

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That sounds right.[phone rings]

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Oh, I'm sorry,
I have to get that.

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I sent Pamela home
early today.

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[laughs] Just...

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Remember? [laughs]

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There's nobody there.

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I-I remember.

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Hello. This is Gerald.

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Oh, hey, Tim.

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Yeah, I've got
the cookies right here.

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Okay.

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Under no circumstances
should we eat these cookies?

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Oh, my God.
Oh, my... What?

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Right, but... [laughs]

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Let's just say
maybe we ate some.

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Mm. Uh, I had two.

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Uh, I-I only
had one.

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I had three, hello!

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Okay, well, uh,
thanks for telling us.

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Bye.
Gerald,

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what's happening?What's going on?

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Uh, it turns out
the cookies I gave you

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have marijuana in them--
a lot of it.

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Oh, no.

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I-I guess

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Tim made two batches of cookies.

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These were for his mom.

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She apparently ate hers
and didn't get high, so...

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Oh, no. No, no,
no, no, no.

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We can't get stoned
in the middle of the day.

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We're old. We have kids!

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Oh, God. This is bad.

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Stupid cookies!
They were good though.

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Maybe I'll just
have one more.Lin, no.

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Gene, we are
about to make history.

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And here we...

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Uh-oh....go!

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[distorted]:
No...!

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Aah!

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What the...?!Ugh, dude.

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Oh, my God.
Is that Logan?

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[chuckles]

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Oh, wow.

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Oh, wow, wow, wow.

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Louise Belcher.

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Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide.Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide.

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[laughs]
Oh, you just made my day.

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I wanted to work out
some of this hostility

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I'm feeling all the time,

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which Dr. Swanson says
is totally normal,

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but I was like,
how am I gonna do that?

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Now I know.

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I'm gonna clear my schedule

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so that I can make your lives
a living hell!

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Uh, I think you forgot about
that thing you have today!

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Remember that thing?
You can't miss that thing!

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You are dead, Louise Belcher!

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[chuckles]: Okay, look,
that was an accident.

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A hilarious accident
that I wish I had on video.

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You don't have to get all
crazy-face mad about it, okay?

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00:08:36,645 --> 00:08:37,951
Logan, come on.
Let's hit the park.

251
00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,779
You guys go.
I'm gonna figure out

252
00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,912
how to ruin Louise's life
for a while.

253
00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,783
All right, dude.
We believe in you.

254
00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,134
Well, we're gonna go inside
and watch TV now.

255
00:08:46,307 --> 00:08:48,004
Fine. I'm just gonna
go around front,

256
00:08:48,178 --> 00:08:50,790
ring the doorbell and
tell your parents what you did.

257
00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,400
Well, joke's on you
because they aren't home.

258
00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:53,967
Yeah!

259
00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:56,753
Oh, your parents aren't home?
Interesting.

260
00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,928
That expands my options.

261
00:08:59,102 --> 00:09:01,322
Well, our boyfriend is
coming over any minute

262
00:09:01,496 --> 00:09:03,759
and he has a Bowflex!

263
00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:06,457
[clock ticking]

264
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,243
I don't...
I don't think I'm high.

265
00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,765
Me neither.

266
00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,288
I feel like I'm peeing.

267
00:09:11,462 --> 00:09:12,464
Am I peeing right now?

268
00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:13,988
Bob, can you check?

269
00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:16,424
So, are-are our taxes,
like, mostly done?

270
00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:19,427
Wow, look at all these numbers.

271
00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:20,428
Oh, boy.

272
00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:21,822
What are they, right?

273
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,475
How do we assign value
to symbols?

274
00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:26,653
I swear I'm peeing.
Bob, can someone see?

275
00:09:26,826 --> 00:09:28,350
Will you please stop?Stop peeing?

276
00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:30,091
No, stop saying
"I'm peeing."

277
00:09:30,264 --> 00:09:31,308
Am I pretty?

278
00:09:32,701 --> 00:09:35,009
TINA: Okay, time to take
bold action.

279
00:09:35,182 --> 00:09:36,009
May I go to the restroom?

280
00:09:36,183 --> 00:09:37,010
[sighs] Fine.

281
00:09:37,184 --> 00:09:38,664
But no dawdling.

282
00:09:38,838 --> 00:09:41,188
TINA: And now for the slight
head turn.

283
00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:44,322
Keep it casual, and...

284
00:09:44,495 --> 00:09:46,019
♪ The briefest of glances ♪

285
00:09:46,193 --> 00:09:48,326
♪ Can start
the biggest romances ♪

286
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,198
♪ Our eyes were doing
the dances and they were ♪

287
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,548
♪ Making advances ♪

288
00:09:53,722 --> 00:09:55,725
♪ When our eyes met,
I was like, hey, now ♪

289
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:58,466
♪ I bet that Joe
could be the one... ♪

290
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,163
FROND: Tina!What?

291
00:10:00,337 --> 00:10:01,687
What are you doing?
You're just standing there.

292
00:10:01,861 --> 00:10:03,124
Are you gonna
go to the bathroom or not?

293
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,211
Just one second.

294
00:10:04,385 --> 00:10:06,692
♪ Are you the one? ♪

295
00:10:06,866 --> 00:10:08,563
[fireworks popping]

296
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,740
Okay, now I'm going.

297
00:10:11,914 --> 00:10:14,701
LOUISE: Is, uh,
Stalker Texas Ranger

298
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,485
still out there?
It's been almost an hour.

299
00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,182
He's there.

300
00:10:18,355 --> 00:10:20,750
I wonder if maybe we should,
you know, apologize,

301
00:10:20,923 --> 00:10:23,360
so he won't be so mad
and he won't kill us?

302
00:10:23,534 --> 00:10:25,232
Gene, relax.
He's down there,

303
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,365
and we're way up here
with the doors locked.

304
00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:29,541
Don't tell me you're
actually scared of him.

305
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,413
No, I'm scared
of something else.

306
00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:34,284
It's just a coincidence that
I'm staring at a really mean

307
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:37,592
high school kid who's down there
doing karate on a parked car!

308
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,422
All right, all right,
I'll talk to him.

309
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,250
Excuse me.Oh, good.

310
00:10:42,423 --> 00:10:44,730
Hey, Logan, go home
and take a shower.

311
00:10:44,904 --> 00:10:47,081
You're smellin' of melon!Oh, God.

312
00:10:47,254 --> 00:10:50,039
I'm never going home
and I am never taking a shower

313
00:10:50,213 --> 00:10:51,912
until I get my revenge.

314
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:55,263
Oh, man, you're
gonna be sorry, Louise.

315
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,700
I amsorry
that I'm still talking to you.

316
00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,267
Louise,
maybe don't...

317
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,399
I was thinking
I'd just give you a noogie

318
00:11:01,572 --> 00:11:04,793
or maybe a swirly,
but I've changed my mind.

319
00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:09,277
Now I'm gonna give you
a Reverse Norwegian Stink Hold!

320
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,799
[quietly]: Oh, man,
did he just say

321
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,496
the Reverse Norwegian
Stink Hold?

322
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,456
You do not want the Reverse
Norwegian Stink Hold.

323
00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,284
What?
That's a real thing?

324
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,548
It's the signature move of
the professional wrestler

325
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:20,897
Norwegian Steven.

326
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,419
Since when do you
watch wrestling?

327
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,986
I have a life, Louise!

328
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,727
Well, what's a whatever whatever
Stink Hold?

329
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,207
It doesn't even sound scary.

330
00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:29,078
Well, it is.

331
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,690
When Norwegian Steven's got
his opponent on the ropes,

332
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:33,431
he pulls them into a
headlock like this...
Ooh.

333
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,476
...and then he pinches
them like this...
Whoa.

334
00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:37,609
...until they have to
breathe in his B.O.!

335
00:11:37,783 --> 00:11:39,741
Well, I'm not gonna
worry about that.

336
00:11:39,915 --> 00:11:41,961
He's never getting up here.

337
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,615
I'm gonna jump up there
and grab you!

338
00:11:43,789 --> 00:11:45,573
[grunting]
Put your hand out.

339
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,923
No, thank you.

340
00:11:47,096 --> 00:11:49,403
Uh, he'll tire himself out
soon enough.

341
00:11:49,577 --> 00:11:51,318
♪ La, la, la, la ♪

342
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,625
♪ La, la-la-la-la... ♪[whispering]: I don't like it.

343
00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:56,585
Don't like what?[grunts]

344
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:57,933
What? What are you doing?

345
00:11:58,107 --> 00:11:59,326
[whispers]:
Linda.

346
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,154
I can hear you guys.

347
00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:03,157
Gerald, look at me.Mm-mm.

348
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:06,333
♪ Gerald, I'm your friend ♪

349
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:09,772
♪ Through thick and through
thin, we'll do it together. ♪

350
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,513
[whispering]:
She's so loud.

351
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,644
Linda, maybe don't sing
to Gerald right now.

352
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,038
What? Why? He likes it.Oh, man.

353
00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:17,823
We better call the kids
and tell them we'll be late.

354
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,826
Everyone act cool while I call.

355
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,176
Hey, Gerald, I can
French braid my own hair.

356
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,830
You want to see?No.

357
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,831
Yeah, look, hi.Please, no.

358
00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:27,311
What? They're your friend.

359
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,485
No, y-you're scaring me.

360
00:12:28,659 --> 00:12:30,183
Look. Look at us.

361
00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:31,880
We're gonna go
into a French braid.[groaning]

362
00:12:32,054 --> 00:12:33,883
[phone rings]Aah! Who's calling?

363
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,667
If it's Mom or Dad,
just play it cool.

364
00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:37,365
Right. That's me. Super cool.

365
00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:39,019
Belcher residence.

366
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,369
My father is pooping,
my mom's in the shower,

367
00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:42,543
and she looks great.

368
00:12:42,717 --> 00:12:45,677
Hello, son. Gene, son. Pal.

369
00:12:45,851 --> 00:12:46,982
Oh, hi. Hi, Dad.

370
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:49,681
Hi, Gene. I'm Dad. It's Dad.

371
00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:52,379
[quietly]: Gene, Gene.
Don't mention the melon.

372
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:54,860
Everything's great here.
Nothing to mention.

373
00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:56,165
No melons were thrown.

374
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,688
[Louise groans loudly]

375
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,561
[whispers]:
Bob, don't tell him we're high.

376
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,171
Listen, we may be
a little high--

377
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,650
I mean late, getting home.

378
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,000
Uh, the taxes keep going.

379
00:13:05,174 --> 00:13:06,394
Good job.

380
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,177
Okay, great!
Everything here is great.

381
00:13:08,351 --> 00:13:10,005
Thanks for leaving me in charge.
Everything's good. Bye.

382
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:11,878
He totally knew
I was stoned.

383
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,662
He totally knew
we threw a melon.

384
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,403
Hey, Logan's gone.

385
00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:16,883
See? I told you he'd give up.

386
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,710
We're good.[phone rings]

387
00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,408
Ugh, it's probably Dad again.

388
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:22,889
Let me handle this. Hello.

389
00:13:23,062 --> 00:13:24,890
LOGAN: Hey, Louise.What do you want, Logan?

390
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,676
I just wanted to tell you
that I'm in your house.

391
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,547
Oh, yeah? I don't see you.

392
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,722
And why would you call me
to tell me that?

393
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,376
'Cause I wanted
to make it menacing,

394
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:36,250
like in the movies,
with the spooky music.

395
00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:38,077
[singing spooky music]

396
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,557
Well, that's not
menacing at all.

397
00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:41,211
It's relaxing, actually.

398
00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:43,038
Okay, but if I'm not
in your house,

399
00:13:43,212 --> 00:13:44,911
then who's in your kitchen?

400
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,607
[thump]
[gasps]

401
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,566
Holy crap! Gene, Logan got in
the house somehow.

402
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,959
What?!

403
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,440
Logan is in the house! Run!Aah!

404
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,225
Ha-ha!

405
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,312
[both scream]

406
00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,053
But you were...
I heard you.

407
00:13:58,227 --> 00:13:59,969
Let's just say
you left the window open,

408
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,623
and let's just say
that I'm really good

409
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,581
at throwing shoes
through windows,

410
00:14:03,754 --> 00:14:06,409
and let's just say that I'm also
gonna need that shoe back.

411
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,934
And now I'm gonna
take you to Pitts-burg.

412
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,413
Get it?

413
00:14:10,587 --> 00:14:12,067
I get it. Pretty good.

414
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:13,287
Thanks.Run!

415
00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:19,596
LOUISE: Go, Gene! Go!Casket delivery.

416
00:14:20,597 --> 00:14:22,164
[grunts]
Hey!

417
00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:23,774
Come on! We'll lose
him at Lobsterfest.

418
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,604
But the festivities
don't begin until 5:00

419
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,780
if you're VIP, or 6:00 if you
have a general admission ticket,

420
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,436
and 7:00 if you're only
here to see the B-52s!

421
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,481
[panting]
Ooh, nice potholders!

422
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,658
Quick, quick, Gene, in there!

423
00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:39,790
♪ Nothing lifts a pal up ♪

424
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,316
♪ Like a scallop ♪

425
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:46,494
♪ It's not selfish
to love shellfish! ♪

426
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,669
Fantastic!
Let's run it one more time,

427
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,498
and then we'll do
the shrimp number.

428
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,326
Okay, Gene,
I have a plan.
Great.

429
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,936
I have diarrhea.

430
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,378
TINA:
Huh, that's weird.

431
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,815
Am I crazy,
or is that spark we had gone?

432
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,383
♪ Is that spark we had gone? ♪

433
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,778
♪ I was once so sure,
now I fear I was wrong. ♪

434
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,302
[singing quietly]

435
00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:13,825
Tina?

436
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,697
Tina? Tina!♪ ...I was wrong. ♪

437
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:17,480
Hmm?You're mumbling.

438
00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:19,004
And your pencil is
just an eraser now.

439
00:15:19,178 --> 00:15:20,309
I-I think you're done.

440
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:21,702
I don't know if I'm done,

441
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,312
but I sure have
a lot to think about.

442
00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:24,313
What?!

443
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,793
[sighs]:
Ah.

444
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,490
Doesn't that feel good?

445
00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:29,318
Tape fingers.
Please stop.

446
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,495
Gerald, can I
do it to you?

447
00:15:31,668 --> 00:15:33,628
Yes.

448
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,150
I like it.

449
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,153
There it is.
Look at that.

450
00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:39,024
Linda, I was
wrong about you.

451
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:40,200
I like you.

452
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,375
I like you, too, Gerald.

453
00:15:42,549 --> 00:15:44,159
Even if your jokes
aren't funny.

454
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,422
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

455
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,815
Oh. You don't
like my jokes?

456
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,990
What? No!

457
00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:50,340
I mean, yeah.

458
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,688
I mean, kind of.

459
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,342
I mean, no.Linda.

460
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:54,996
But you always
laugh at them.

461
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,389
Everyone laughs at them.

462
00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:59,261
Because we like you.
Everyone likes you.

463
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,350
And it's not at all because
you're their accountant

464
00:16:01,524 --> 00:16:03,701
and they're scared
of being audited. Not at all.

465
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,225
[chuckles]:
I... uh, I actually like them.

466
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,705
I love them.

467
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,663
No, you don't, Bob.
Don't lie.

468
00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:11,534
Oh, God. Oh, God.

469
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:13,537
I always thought if
accounting didn't work out,

470
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,191
I could quit
and do stand-up.

471
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,192
You-you could do bad stand-up.

472
00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:18,889
That's really popular.

473
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,543
This is the worst day
of my life.

474
00:16:20,717 --> 00:16:22,197
I don't even feel like
doing taxes.

475
00:16:22,371 --> 00:16:23,591
No, no, you-you
should do some.

476
00:16:23,764 --> 00:16:25,071
It'll make you
feel better.

477
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,419
[doorbell buzzes]Oh, my God!

478
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:27,942
What is that?!
Did you guys hear that?!

479
00:16:28,116 --> 00:16:29,552
That's the doorbell.Who's here?

480
00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:30,859
I'll go see.
No!
No!

481
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:31,903
[doorbell buzzes]

482
00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:33,383
[quietly]:
Oh, crap.

483
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,211
That's my next client.

484
00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:37,386
He probably wants me
to do his taxes.

485
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:38,562
We got to hide.

486
00:16:38,735 --> 00:16:39,911
Yes. Absolutely.

487
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,956
Great plan.[doorbell buzzes]

488
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:44,567
We should build a fort
with the cushions.

489
00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:47,222
That way, even if he gets
in, he won't see us.

490
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,095
Okay, but I'm still sad,

491
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,270
so I want my own room
in the fort

492
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,056
to reflect and figure out
where to go from here.

493
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,101
You absolutely deserve that.

494
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:58,886
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

495
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,802
Where are you guys going?
We're about to rehearse.

496
00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:03,283
GENE: Uh, there's a shrimp
emergency in the ocean.

497
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,807
Wait a minute. Aren't you two
a little shrimpy to be shrimps?

498
00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:08,592
LOUISE: Don't you
shrimp-shame me!

499
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,071
Okay, you guys need

500
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,638
to take those costumes off
immediately.

501
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,292
Louise![both yelling]

502
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,642
Run, Gene, run!No, no, no, no, no, no!

503
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,383
Don't get the tails dirty!

504
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,951
[both panting]

505
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:23,085
Did we lose him?
I think we lost him.

506
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,304
[gasps]

507
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,962
Great choice
of hiding place, guys.

508
00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:34,140
There's no way out.

509
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,403
Oh, God! I think I
just bisqued my pants!

510
00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:42,973
Well, well, well,
looks like your nose

511
00:17:43,148 --> 00:17:45,977
just RSVP'd yes to my armpit.

512
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,109
No. No way,
Logan. Just...

513
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,285
Just-just let us go!

514
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,807
Oh, I will.

515
00:17:50,981 --> 00:17:53,681
After I've destroyed
your sinuses forever.

516
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:56,336
Oh, no, no, I...
I, um... Aah!

517
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,338
Just stop trying
to get away, Louise.

518
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,818
Let me give you the Reverse
Norwegian Stink Hold.

519
00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:03,517
It only takes a minute,

520
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,301
but you'll remember it
for the rest of your life!

521
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,955
No. Come on, no.

522
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,826
Are you... are you crying?

523
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,351
No! [sniffles]

524
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,527
[groans] Wait!

525
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,963
If you're gonna give anyone the
Reverse Norwegian Stink Hold,

526
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,356
it's gonna be me.

527
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,009
What was that, little fella?

528
00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:20,882
Oh, my God!
I think I just said,

529
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,013
if you are gonna give anyone the
Reverse Norwegian Stink Hold,

530
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,493
it's gonna be me!

531
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,061
Get out of my way.

532
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:30,979
No! I am very scared right now,
but I'm not moving!

533
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:31,980
Gene, don't.

534
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,502
Okay, you asked for it.

535
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:35,201
[grunting]

536
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,681
Whiff it up, little man!
Whiff it up!

537
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:41,163
[Gene groaning]LOGAN: Oh. Yeah. Oh.

538
00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:42,990
[sighs]

539
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,339
Hey, Linda.
What?

540
00:18:44,513 --> 00:18:46,080
I think I'm okay
to go home now.

541
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:49,039
Plus, I mean, at some point,
we just have to go home.

542
00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:51,217
But we can't just
leave Gerald like this.

543
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:52,826
You got to talk to him.

544
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,175
[sighs] Okay.

545
00:18:54,349 --> 00:18:56,177
Hey, buddy.Hey, Bob.

546
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,223
Look, I'm... I-I make burgers,

547
00:18:58,397 --> 00:19:00,226
but I also do
this little chalkboard

548
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,358
with the burgers of the day,
and I think they are...

549
00:19:03,532 --> 00:19:04,882
hilarious,
but they probably aren't.

550
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,928
They're okay.

551
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,278
They're bad, but that's okay,
because they make me laugh.

552
00:19:09,451 --> 00:19:12,499
I do it for me, and you're
a really good accountant, right?

553
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:13,542
I hope.

554
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:14,892
I'm pretty good.

555
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,851
So just keep on doing that.

556
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,721
Keep on accountin'.

557
00:19:18,895 --> 00:19:21,898
But also, make your jokes,
because you like them, okay?

558
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,857
But work on 'em. More.

559
00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,642
Okay. Wait!

560
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,252
You guys can't leave.
What's gonna happen to me?

561
00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:28,731
You're gonna be fine,
Gerald.

562
00:19:28,905 --> 00:19:30,080
You still have the fort.

563
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,605
Listen, this is
very important.

564
00:19:31,778 --> 00:19:33,563
Later tonight, when
you aren't high anymore,

565
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,305
we need you to finish
and mail our taxes.

566
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,394
Can you describe them
to me, Bob?

567
00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:39,787
Oh, my God.I'm just kidding.

568
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,744
[laughs]
Hey, she laughed.

569
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,921
She did!Play us out
with the tax-ophone?

570
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,054
[imitating saxophone music]

571
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,103
TINA:
Ugh, it's so awkward.

572
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,453
Knowing he's back there,
expecting me to look at him

573
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,106
the way
I've always looked at him.

574
00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:57,805
It's not fair to him
or to me.

575
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,633
I've got to show him
my breakup eyes.

576
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,112
Like this.

577
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,766
Whoa, whoa, easy, Tina girl.

578
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,942
That was way too harsh.
No need to be mean.

579
00:20:05,115 --> 00:20:07,292
I need to use
my let-him-down-easy eyes.

580
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,423
Like this.

581
00:20:08,597 --> 00:20:09,990
Yeah, that's it.

582
00:20:10,164 --> 00:20:12,298
Okay, here it goes.

583
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,869
He took that pretty well.

584
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,089
He's hurting, but he doesn't
want to let it show.

585
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,482
That's Joe. [chuckles]

586
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,006
I'll never forget him.

587
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,790
How was it, Gene?
Was it bad?

588
00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:29,489
It was painful.
Yeah?

589
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,272
And smelly.
Yeah.

590
00:20:31,446 --> 00:20:32,665
But I've been through things

591
00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:34,493
that were more painful
and more smelly.

592
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,278
Just not since my own birth.

593
00:20:36,451 --> 00:20:37,974
Mmm!
Aah!

594
00:20:38,148 --> 00:20:39,977
What's happening?!Thanks for doing that.

595
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,326
You're a great large brother.

596
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,241
Anytime, shrimp.

597
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,462
Yeah, that was
definitely our kids.

598
00:20:47,636 --> 00:20:49,160
Why are they
dressed as shrimps?

599
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,162
And why are they hugging?
Do they do that?

600
00:20:51,336 --> 00:20:52,859
I didn't know
they did that.

601
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,340
Ooh, hey, look at that.

602
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,517
Wow.
Right?

603
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,740
TINA: ♪ The briefest of glances
can start the biggest romances ♪

604
00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:08,528
♪ Our eyes were doing the dances
and they were making advances ♪

605
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,747
♪ When our eyes met,
I was like ♪

606
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:14,576
♪ Hey, now I bet
that Joe could be the one ♪

607
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:18,058
♪ The briefest of glances
can start the biggest romances ♪♪ The briefest glances♪

608
00:21:18,232 --> 00:21:22,237
♪ Our eyes were doing the dances
and they were making advances ♪♪ Doing the dances♪

609
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,892
♪ When our eyes met,
I was like ♪♪ When our eyes met♪

610
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:29,026
♪ Hey, now I bet
that Joe could be the one ♪

611
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:33,727
♪ Are you the one? ♪

612
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:35,858
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