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Four days till Halloween.

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So five days till I'm feeling
dandy and pooping candy.

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I don't know what
my costume's gonna be,

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but I do know it'll be last
minute and Mom will make it.

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I think I have a pretty
great idea for a costume.

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(singsongy):
Maybe even great enough

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to win the costume contest.

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Oh, yeah, the costume contest.

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I'm disqualified
because of last year.

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And next we have Louise
Belcher dressed as,

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ah, Phillip Frond.

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(imitating Mr. Frond):
I'm a guidance counselor.

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Council, council,
council, council.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Safe to cross.

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I don't do
costume contests.

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The only contests
I do start with

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either "Miss"
or "Pie Eating."

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I'm gonna be a hot mess.

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I'm gonna dress really messy

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and then decorate myself
in flames.

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Ooh, Tina,
that's a good idea.

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Yeah. Wait, you're
gonna be a hot mess?

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Because I'm actually
gonna be a hot mess.

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Wait, I thought we were
gonna be sexy Judge Judys?

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No, Jocelyn,
I'm gonna be a hot mess.

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Tammy, are you saying
that because you just

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heard me say it
and like the idea?

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No, I like the idea
because it's mine now.

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I mean, it was always mine.
Always. I always had it.

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She's got you there, T.

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Back on the sidewalk.

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Wait, Tammy!
See ya later!

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I'm gonna sign up for the
costume contest right now.

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My hot mess idea
is totally gonna win.

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It's my idea!

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I need to cross the street.

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Not safe.

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Jackie, please, let me cross!

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Tammy's stealing
my costume idea!

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Not safe.

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But there are
no cars coming, look!

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Now I'm not
letting you cross

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because you're
getting on my nerves.

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(groans)

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Thanks a lot, Jackie.
Thank you.

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I can see two things
coming from a mile away:

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cars and sarcasm.

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Crossing guard burn.

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All right, guys.

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Here it is.
Wow.

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Ooh, I love it!
My little Bobbleangelo.

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It's a perfect burger.

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Yeah. I used a stencil.

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Oh.
Okay. Slightly
less impressed.

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It's clever though, right?
We're a burger restaurant.

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It's advertising.

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I wouldn't
say "clever."

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I'm gonna go put
this outside.
Outside?

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Why don't you put it
on the counter for decoration?

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No, jack-o'-lanterns go outside.

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That's what people do
with jack-o'-lanterns.

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But what if some kid smashes it
or eggs it or something?

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I'll bring it in tonight,
when we close up.

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When I was a kid, squirrels used
to eat our jack-o'-lanterns.
Aw.

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And then one year my dad sat
in the bushes with a BB gun

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and he waited
for the squirrels to come.

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Oh.
Huh.
Eh. Well, it wasn't
BBs that got 'em.

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He also poisoned
the pumpkins.

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That was, uh,
not my favorite Halloween.

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(Tina groaning)

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I can't believe
Tammy stole my costume.

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I can't believe that
you can't believe it.

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I really wanted
to win this year.

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(sighs) I've come so close
so many times.

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I can taste it.

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FROND:
And the winner is...

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Katie Waxman!

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Aw.

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And the winner is...

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Nicholas Mendoza!

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(sighs)

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And the winner is...

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Tina Belch...
(gasps)

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Oh, wait, sorry.
Trina Belson!

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(groans)

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(sighs)
Now what am I gonna be?

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You could go as a
sore loser again.

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You're great at
that costume.

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Okay, you guys, what about...
what about, what about...

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what about a sand-witch?

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I've got fish sticks,
but I'm open to the possibility.

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No, no, I mean a sand-witch--
two pieces of bread

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with a witch in the middle.
Eh.
Eh.

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I'm gonna go to the library
to research witches and bread.

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Oh, sure, yeah, just check out
that book Witches and Bread.

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And then check out
Vampires and Cake.

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It's a classic.

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TINA:
Hi, Mr. Ambrose.

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I'm looking for
books on witches.
Witches?

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Yeah. I need to find
some good pictures.

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I'm gonna be a sand-witch
for Halloween. Get it?

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Yeah. I get it, yeah.

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I mean, I know witches
wear pointy hats

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and fly on broomsticks,
but it'd be helpful

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to have a reference
picture to work off of.

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I really want to win
the costume contest.

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Witches don't wear pointy hats
and fly on broomsticks.

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They look like everyone else.

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They do?
Yeah, you're describing
a stereotype.

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Don't be a witchist.

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I-I'm not! I didn't know.

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I-I mean...
What-what do you mean?

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Witches are powerful
and alluring.

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Wow. I like
powerful and alluring.

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How do you know so much
about witches, Mr. Ambrose?

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Duh! I work in a library!

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Oh. Right.
(whispering):
And I am one!

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What?
I am one!

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Shh!
Really?

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Don't look so surprised.

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Listen, do you really want
to win this contest?

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Yes.
Then be a witch.

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I think I made it pretty clear
I'm going to be a witch.

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No, I mean be a witch.

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Then you can cast a spell
to win the contest.

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There's such a thing as a spell
to win a costume contest?

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Of course there is.
You think people just win

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the Nobel Peace Prize?

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I mean, I thought
they did.

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Wake up, Tina!
Witches are everywhere.

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Oh.
Here. You can try a spell.

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It might work,
it might not.

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Not everyone
is able to do it.

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Huh. Okay, well,
I guess I'll give it a try.

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But, Tina, beware.

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Casting spells
can be really dangerous.

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Oh, wait, should I not...

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
you totally should.

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But I'm just saying...
(whispers): beware!

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Okay. Um, do I go now?

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Yeah, you go.

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TINA:
My first spell.

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Here I go into the dark arts.

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"First, carve the word 'contest'
into a candle."

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Okay, did that.

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"Then light the candle
and say the following words:

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"'I make this true
by closing my eyes

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and see myself winning
first prize.'"

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Tina!
Aah!

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We thought of another
costume idea for you.

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Cheer-bacca. It's Chewbacca
in a cheerleading uniform.

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What's, uh,
happening in here?

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You trying to cover up
your room funk?

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(sniffs) Whew,
'cause it's not working.

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Wait, is that
a spell book?

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Mr. Ambrose gave me this book.
He's a witch.

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Seriously?
Ambrose? Huh.

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Well, he does ride
to school on a bike

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with a little dog
in the front basket.

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Yeah. So, I'm kinda

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learning how to be
a witch, too.
What?!
What?!

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And I just cast a spell
to win the costume contest.

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What a fun way to cheat
at a costume contest.

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Well, after Tammy stole my idea,
which was unfair,

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I decided it was okay
to be unfair.

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I could use a spell.
Anything in there to get me

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out of my book report
tomorrow?
Huh.

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Oh, there's a spell here
that could work for you.

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Cast it. Cast away.
Don't bring up
that movie!

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You know I'll cry!
Sorry.

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* Halloween's coming

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* Kids are trickin',
kids are treatin' *

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* Ghosts gonna spook,
pumpkins gonna pump, la... *

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Oh.
What? You okay?

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Did that get
too scary for you?

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No, I just realized I forgot to
take my jack-o'-lantern inside.

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I'm gonna go get it.

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Oh, okay.

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Guess I'm doing the dishes
myself.

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* Kids are trickin',
kids are treatin'... *

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I wrote "no book report"
on here.

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Now I just have to burn it.

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Aah! Okay,
that's probably burnt enough.

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Cast a spell for me, too!
I want fish sticks

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for tomorrow's
lunch at school.

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Wait, wasn't that
today's lunch?

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What's your point?
Nothing, nothing.

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Dream your crazy dream.
Let me see.

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Um, okay.

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"Fish sticks
are what we desire.

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Give us this food;
our hunger is on fire."

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Nice.
Oh, look at that.

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Love spells.
Maybe I'll just do a quick one.

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Shocking.
I just need something
of Jimmy Jr.'s.

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Maybe his old, um, gym sock?

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You have a drawer
of Jimmy Jr.'s things?

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Just his socks.
And his old retainer.

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And his toothbrush.

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Why so many
wet marshmallows?

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From his hot chocolate.
Okay, um...

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Jimmy Jr., Jimmy Jr.,
Jimmy Jr.

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Okay. Done.
Give me one of
those marshmallows.

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I want to do a spell
where I put it in my mouth.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
It's working.

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What the...

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Someone took it?

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Who steals a pumpkin?

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Smash it
if you're gonna do something!

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Stop yelling!
Sorry, Edith.

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Someone took my pumpkin.

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TMI!

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GENE:
Tina, look!

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Is that a fish stick?

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Yes! Spell fulfilled.
I found it in my locker.

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I was using it
as a bookmark.

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That's not all.
Guess who got jury duty.

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Who? Dish.

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Ms. Labonz!
We had a substitute,

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and I didn't have
to do my book report!

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Wow. So those spells
actually worked.

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But what about my love spell?
Hey, Tina.

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Hey, Jimmy Jr., Zeke.

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Got some lunch, huh?
Where are you gonna sit?

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I don't know.
Can we sit here?
Sure.

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Move over, Rover!
Come on!
Ow.

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Son of a witch.
(Jimmy Jr. and
Zeke arguing)

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The spells worked!

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(quietly):
I guess I'm a real witch.

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We'd better get you registered
for some cauldrons.

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Get Crate and Barrel
on the phone.

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(Bob snoring)

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(sniffs) Bob?

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Do you smell that?
Something's burning.

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Okay, you keep sleeping.
I'll go save our lives.

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Normal.

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Normal.

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Normal... What?!

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Tina, what the hell
is going on?!

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(groans)
Mom. It's hard to explain.

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You wouldn't get it.
I get that it's late

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and you're gonna
burn the house down.

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It's like Kenny G's
rehearsal space in here.

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(blowing)

245
00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,235
Linda Belcher, not a peep.

246
00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:23,836
Close your eyes
and go to sleep.

247
00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:26,505
I am going to sleep.
All right.

248
00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,175
Good night.
No more candles.

249
00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:32,011
Don't call me Linda Belcher.
It's creepy.

250
00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:34,047
(rock intro playing)

251
00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,551
* Ha-ha, ha, ha, ha...

252
00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:40,519
Ow! Tina!
What the hell?

253
00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,722
Darryl, I hear you're gonna be
E.T. for Halloween.

254
00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:44,490
You might want
to phone home to me

255
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,025
to congratulate
me on winning.

256
00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:48,861
Hey, Peter, your costume
is gonna be the Mona Lisa?

257
00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,597
Yeah.
Well, you might want to...

258
00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,100
Mone home... after
I win the contest.

259
00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,167
What?

260
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,903
Jimmy Jr., want to walk my ass
to class?

261
00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,571
Uh... okay.

262
00:08:57,605 --> 00:09:00,206
Someone woke up
all witchy today.

263
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,375
What do you got there,
a second jack-o'-lantern?

264
00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:03,943
Actually, it's my third.

265
00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:06,379
The first one was my fault;
I forgot to bring it in.

266
00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,048
But the second one,
when I put it out...

267
00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,951
I'll tell it, I'll tell it!
It's a mystery.

268
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,552
Bob was locking up the
restaurant when he remembered

269
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,554
the jack-o'-lantern
was still sitting there.

270
00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,857
He looked away for a second
to unlock the door,

271
00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,392
and when he turned back,

272
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:22,461
the jack-o'-lantern
had vanished!

273
00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:27,299
And then he went, "No...!"

274
00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,638
I-I didn't scream,
"No..." I said, "No."

275
00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,905
Actually, I don't even
think I said, "No."

276
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:35,475
I think I said something
cool, like a swear.

277
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,544
So the pumpkin just disappeared?
Oh, spooky.

278
00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:41,548
Well, I mean, someone took it
and was very good at doing that.

279
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,283
Or something.
Like a ghost.

280
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,786
(gasps)
It wasn't a ghost.

281
00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,821
I'm staying away
from that pumpkin just in case.

282
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,456
Okay. Done.

283
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:50,490
I'm putting it outside.

284
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,259
Outside? Are you nuts?

285
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,726
Leave it in here
where it's safe.

286
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,562
No, no, no, no, Lin,
I want someone

287
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,963
to try and take this one.

288
00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,765
And I'm gonna catch them
when they do.

289
00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,399
This pumpkin is bait.

290
00:10:00,432 --> 00:10:01,902
Bait for a ghost.
Pumpkin Ghost,

291
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,236
I want it on record,
I have nothing to do with this!

292
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,639
Me neither!
It's just Bob!

293
00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,740
Get him! Don't get us!
Sorry, Bob.

294
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,277
I cast all the spells
in this book.

295
00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:11,510
Can I get a new one?

296
00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:12,946
You cast all the spells?
Yeah.

297
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,815
It's a reference book.

298
00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,350
You're not supposed to run
through it like an Us Weekly!

299
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,519
Well, I did. I think I'm good
at this witch thing.

300
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,688
Ugh. You've been a witch
for, what, two days?

301
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,155
Take it down a notch!

302
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,490
You're playing
with powerful forces!

303
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:25,759
This is not kids' stuff!

304
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,259
I am powerful forces.

305
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,495
Witch, please!

306
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:29,629
Fine. I don't need your books.

307
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,764
I'll just go on the Internet.

308
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:31,965
Because print is dead.

309
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,200
Tell me about it.

310
00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:34,466
Can you log me
into the computer?

311
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,601
Yeah, sure, yeah.

312
00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:38,304
TINA: (groans)
This is taking forever.

313
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,173
It's the last phase
of a waning moon.

314
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,841
We're wasting good
spell-casting time.

315
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,144
I'm beginning to understand
why they burned witches.

316
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,614
Yeah, T, you don't have to be
such a spell hound.

317
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,648
Okay to cross.

318
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,950
Finally. I thought
this was a crosswalk,

319
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,384
not a "wait around
all day" walk.

320
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,451
Excuse me?

321
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,620
You heard me.

322
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,187
You watch your mouth.

323
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,289
You watch my mouth...
cast a spell on you.

324
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,991
Excuse me?

325
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,226
Didn't we just do this?

326
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,461
You're gonna cast
a spell on me?

327
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,462
I could.

328
00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:04,731
Really?
Really.

329
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:05,899
Hey! What are you doing?

330
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,167
My barrette.
Give it back.

331
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,469
Can't. I need it for my spell.

332
00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:10,370
Your spell?

333
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,874
In 24 hours,
your fate will be worse,

334
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:17,644
'cause the girl who cast spells
now is cursed!

335
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,711
You can keep
crossing now.

336
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:19,712
Wait, but...

337
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,581
Cross!
(screams)

338
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,581
Oh, my God.

339
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,984
Did you just get cursed?

340
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,052
I think so?

341
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,153
Look on the bright side:

342
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,254
your hair looks great like that.

343
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,192
Tina, you okay?

344
00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:35,195
You're just pushing
around your meatballs.

345
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,830
Are you eating dinner
or playing pool?

346
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,065
(chuckles)
Yeah...

347
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,566
I'm just
kind of distracted

348
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,567
thinking about this thing
someone said to me today.

349
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,003
Wha? What thing?

350
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,671
It's about being cursed
and my fate.

351
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,072
You know, that kind of thing.

352
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,841
Sheesh, school bullies have
gotten so much more poetic.

353
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,543
Back in my day,
you just got called

354
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,578
"poop-stain-pinkpants"
or something.

355
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,547
They would just say it
over and over again.

356
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,015
(screams)
Did you guys see that?

357
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,350
The knife almost
stabbed my foot!

358
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,717
You could've lost a toe.

359
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,087
But maybe that little weird one.
That would've been fine.

360
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,721
BOB: Hey, Lin?
Can you bring me the salt?

361
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,091
Come get it yourself!

362
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,092
You know I can't leave my post.

363
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,394
LINDA: Bob, Tina got
cursed today!

364
00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:10,096
Oh. Sorry, Tina!

365
00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:12,032
Would it help if you
brought me the salt?

366
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,466
Just come get it, Bob!

367
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,101
Fine!

368
00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:16,568
Quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick, quick,

369
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:17,937
quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick...

370
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,572
I've never seen Dad
move that fast

371
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:20,874
when it wasn't bathroom related.

372
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:21,908
(Bob screams)

373
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,543
It's gone!

374
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,945
LINDA:
What? Really?

375
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,279
You made me come
get the salt!

376
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,782
Wait a minute.

377
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:29,917
Pesto.

378
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,119
Jimmy Pesto didn't
steal your pumpkin, Bob.

379
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,386
He's bussing a table.
Oh, he did it.

380
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,288
I don't know how he did it,
but he did it.

381
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,290
I'm watching you, Jimmy!

382
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,827
I'm watching you!
Oh, yeah?

383
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:41,828
Watch this.

384
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:44,230
(farts)
Zoom! Ha!

385
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,732
No, Jimmy, no, not zoom!

386
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,567
I do-- don't go inside!

387
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,470
(muffled):
I cannot hear you!

388
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,738
Ha, ha, ha!

389
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,173
Oh, my God!

390
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,107
(wind whistling softly)

391
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,943
Huh.

392
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,211
Why is my window open?

393
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:02,749
(gasps)

394
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,683
(chuckles nervously)

395
00:13:04,716 --> 00:13:06,285
That was weird.

396
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,754
JACKIE (whispering):
The girl who cast spells

397
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,355
now is cursed!

398
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,789
(screams)

399
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,960
(cackling)

400
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:17,831
(screaming)

401
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,105
You know what?
I'm gonna cross down there.

402
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,039
Does it have to do with
the woman who cursed you

403
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,207
waving you into the street?

404
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,610
Is it just so you can
get your steps in today?

405
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,812
Yeah... I'll catch up
with you guys later.

406
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,715
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.

407
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,283
(screams)
BIKER:
Bike lane, ma'am!

408
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,650
Sorry! Cursed!

409
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:40,486
And I'm only 13;
please don't call me "ma'am."

410
00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:41,488
Mr. Ambrose?

411
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,822
Yes, Goth Brooks?

412
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,356
I think I got cursed...

413
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,225
Yawn.

414
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,625
...by Jackie the crossing guard.

415
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:49,696
Did you say
"Jackie the crossing guard"?

416
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,798
Yeah.
Oh, if that's true,
you're in trouble.

417
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,732
Jackie's a witch.
A mean witch.

418
00:13:53,765 --> 00:13:55,903
God! How many witches are
there at this school?!

419
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,336
I told you
witches are everywhere!

420
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,705
I thought you were just
being dramatic!

421
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,407
I was! But it's also true!

422
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,740
Then it's not just
being dramatic!

423
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,143
I did both!

424
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,677
Jackie and I used to be
in the same coven.

425
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:05,979
She's a powerful witch.

426
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,714
But she always wanted
to go dark.

427
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,716
Revenge spells this.
Curse your enemies that.

428
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,985
And she never
chipped in for pizza.

429
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,221
Whoa.
Tell me exactly what she said.

430
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,687
First, she took
my barrette.

431
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:16,822
Oh, God.
What?

432
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:17,823
Oh, forget it. Keep going.

433
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,725
Um... and then she said,

434
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,594
"In 24 hours,
your fate will be worse,

435
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,730
'cause the girl
who cast spells now is cursed."

436
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,432
Okay. So yeah. You're cursed.

437
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,432
Oh, no!

438
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,667
(both scream)

439
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,168
Hey, do you think
there's any way

440
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,370
I could get you
to leave the library?
What?

441
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,005
I don't want to die
in some freak accident

442
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,107
just because I'm next to you.
So get out!

443
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,243
Out!
(screams)

444
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,610
Best of luck!

445
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,783
I know. I know
what you're doing.

446
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,552
Oh, yeah? Well, I know
what you're doing.

447
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,386
You're stinking up
my sidewalk.

448
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:48,956
(laughs)
Ha! 'Cause
he stinks.

449
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,222
Yeah, that's right, Trev.

450
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,892
No. I know about
the pumpkins, Jimmy.

451
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:56,729
You've been sneaking over
on your kitty cat paws

452
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,032
in the dark to my place.

453
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,866
Eh... okay.

454
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,634
Wow. Finally
snapped, huh, Bob?

455
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,205
Pumpkinhead's lost his gourd.
(laughs)

456
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,139
Whoa. Mental illness.
No joke.

457
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,875
No, don't say "mental illness."

458
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,543
Come on, you're ruining it.
Just...

459
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,543
Not a joke.

460
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,812
Listen, just go inside,
would ya?

461
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,081
It's a disease.
(stammers)

462
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,914
Would you go inside?
I'm talking to Bob.

463
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:18,985
Jimmy, you steal this one,
I'm gonna call the police.

464
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,322
And they will come, immediately,

465
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,823
because this is serious.

466
00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:26,225
Zoom.

467
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,561
Hey, hey. Don't say
"zoom." That's mine.

468
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,962
Zoom, Jimmy.

469
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:30,963
Hey...

470
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,765
Zoom, Jimmy!

471
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,268
On your right, ma'am.
Ooh! Sorry.

472
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,869
I'm not a ma'am.
Close enough!

473
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,706
(indistinct chatter)

474
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,311
TAMMY: Tina, you have to
admit that I look better

475
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,946
as a hot mess than you would
have-- if it had been your idea.

476
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,514
Tammy, it doesn't matter
because I'm gonna win

477
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,017
the contest-- that much I know.

478
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,650
I just hope I don't die first.

479
00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:53,586
What?
What are you
talking about?

480
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,687
I don't speak bread.
Yeah.

481
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,590
Tina, we came back
to say break a leg.

482
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,792
But not really. I know
you're worried about that.

483
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,294
What if the curse happens now,
during the contest?

484
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,596
Tina, nothing's
gonna happen.

485
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,365
Just wiggle your nose
or something

486
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,732
and un-curse yourself.

487
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,336
(both screaming)

488
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,602
Do you have a lint roller?

489
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,504
No! God! Wait, yes, I do.

490
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,474
Can I borrow it?
Yep, yep.
Here you go.

491
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:18,378
Welcome to
the Wagstaff Costume Contest!

492
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,313
Let's kick off
this monster mash.

493
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,783
(laughing)

494
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,220
First, we have
Rudy Stieblitz as

495
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,687
Marcel Marceau!

496
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,490
(applause)

497
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:36,495
And next we have Peter Pescadero
as the Mona Lisa.

498
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:39,399
Isn't she
mysterious... sort of?

499
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,866
(applause continues)

500
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:45,172
And next is Tina Belcher
as a sand-witch.

501
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:48,174
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

502
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:49,709
(gasps)

503
00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:51,244
Here I go, from bread to dead.

504
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,249
(nervous laughing)

505
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,750
Ha, ha, ha.

506
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,086
(harsh whisper):
Tina! Let's keep it moving!

507
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,153
Ha, ha, ha.
LOUISE:
Psst. Tina.

508
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,190
What's going on up there?

509
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:06,992
You're going a weird way
with the sand-witch character.

510
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,428
No one gets it.

511
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,363
I think the curse
is gonna happen now,

512
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,763
while I'm on stage.

513
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,165
(groans) What if I fall?

514
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,433
Um, well, Gene and I

515
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,435
can stay down here
and walk next to you.

516
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,936
We'll catch you.

517
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,872
And then we'll pass you
around like you were

518
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,508
intentionally crowd-surfing.

519
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,076
(groans)
Excuse me.
Pardon me.

520
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,876
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Excuse me. Pardon me.

521
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,512
(harsh whisper):
Tina, what is going on?

522
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,715
I know this isn't normally
how you walk down a catwalk.

523
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,750
I'm walking slowly
because something terrible

524
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,685
is gonna happen to me right now.

525
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,855
I accidentally pissed off the
wrong witch, and now I'm cursed.

526
00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:38,790
Wait. Were we supposed
to prepare a speech?

527
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,593
I don't know.

528
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,461
Maybe I got
a little carried away.

529
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,763
Maybe I-I shouldn't
have cast so many spells.

530
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,599
On you. And you. And you.
Lot of love spells. Sorry.

531
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,036
Ugh!
What? What are you
talking about?

532
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,637
I also cast a spell
to win this contest,

533
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,205
and I know I shouldn't
have done that.

534
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,773
But now that I think
about it, I'm not sure

535
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,242
my spells worked
in the first place.

536
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,111
I mean, I don't even know
if this stuff is real.

537
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,612
I think it was more
just something

538
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,079
that made me feel
more confident.

539
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,981
Jimmy Jr., maybe
you just responded

540
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,251
to my bold attitude
and choker necklace.

541
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,586
Eh, I don't know.
I liked it!

542
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,122
And come to think of it,
Gene always

543
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,656
has fish sticks in his locker.

544
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,790
Oh, yeah, I do.

545
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,160
And maybe Ms. Labonz
getting jury duty

546
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,594
was just a coincidence.

547
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,628
He was guilty.
We were done before lunch.

548
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,097
I went to the mall
for the rest of the day.

549
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,901
Okay. (chuckles) We're just
gonna keep moving along.

550
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,903
And next we have Tammy Larson

551
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:25,938
dressed as a hot mess.
(grunting)

552
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:27,906
Love it. So original.

553
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,442
(groans) Hot mess. That's how
this whole thing started!

554
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,778
I wanted to win
the contest so bad.

555
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:35,315
I'm sorry I got myself
into this stupid curse!

556
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:38,184
I'm sorry I said those things
to you, Jackie. I'm sorry!

557
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,618
And I'm sorry I ever
listened to you

558
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,119
about witchcraft, Mr. Ambrose!

559
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,423
I have no idea
what she's talking about.

560
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,458
(harsh whisper):
Stop it! Shh!

561
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,959
Jackie, if you're gonna
do something to me,

562
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,028
just do it already!
I'm done being a witch,

563
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:50,363
and I'm done with this curse!
(groans)

564
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,698
I'm just gonna try
and be more confident

565
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,031
and less mean
to crossing guards.

566
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,300
I know that's a really cliché
thing to say,

567
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,301
but I mean it.

568
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,836
Move it, loaf!
(grunts)

569
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,270
Whoa!

570
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,771
I got her! I got her!
I got her! I got her!

571
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,973
Oh, no! Aah!
(screams)

572
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,344
(audience gasps)
TINA: I'm okay!
Tammy broke my fall.

573
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,212
TAMMY: Oh, my God,
I can't feel my legs!

574
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,047
TINA: Those are my legs.
TAMMY: Ew! Gross!

575
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:09,348
Get your legs off me!

576
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,617
Congratulations, Rudy.

577
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,019
Sorry you fell, Tina.

578
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,020
Not our fault. We were
nailing it, for the record.

579
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,690
Do we have to keep spotting you
for the rest of your life?

580
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,491
I don't know. I guess maybe?

581
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,493
Uh-oh. Here comes Jackie.
Louise, hands up.

582
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,395
Here we go.
Uh...

583
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,333
I accept your apology.
Here's your barrette.

584
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,835
Consider yourself un-cursed.

585
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,703
Okay, phew. You have to admit,
we got a little crazy.

586
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,373
I mean,
you more than me, but...

587
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:34,673
Re-cursed!
What?!

588
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,843
Kidding!
Oh. Good.
Whew!

589
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,377
You got me.
I mean, don't get me.

590
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,313
I mean, we're cool, right?
(nervous laugh)

591
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,147
(cackles)

592
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,384
Uh, sorry, that's just my laugh.
Yeah, we're cool.

593
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:47,319
Bob, you can't just stare
at Jimmy Pesto all day.

594
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,988
He's gonna try
for it, Lin.

595
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,856
I know he's coming
for this one.

596
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,157
Oh, my God!

597
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,559
Mr. Fischoeder!
What are you doing?

598
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,661
Hello, Bob.

599
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,728
I'm taking this
jack-o'-lantern home

600
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,497
to put with the others.

601
00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,165
Wait. You're the one who's been
stealing my jack-o'-lanterns?

602
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,368
Stealing? No. I thought
we had an understanding.

603
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,372
You carve them and leave them
out, and then I take them.

604
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,406
It's-it's like how people
keep giving me bikes.

605
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,740
That's insane.

606
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,076
Well, you're the one
who keeps doing it.

607
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:12,444
How many have you made,
four, five?

608
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,846
Well, what are you doing
with them?

609
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,281
What aren't I
doing with them?

610
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,115
Come to my house tonight
and I'll show you.

611
00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:18,116
Um...

612
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,952
Welcome to Jack-O-Land!

613
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,522
Your Halloween just got
a little Halloween-er.

614
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,426
Wow! Oh, it's so pretty.
And spooky.

615
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,528
See how much less pathetic
they look over here

616
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,298
than they did on your sidewalk?

617
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,299
Oh, it's like night and day.
Linda.

618
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,067
What? They're happy
here. Look at them.

619
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,936
We could never give them
all this.

620
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,471
Children, you want a picture

621
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,273
with your father's
burg-o'-lanterns?

622
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:42,107
Sure.
Yes!
Okay.

623
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,142
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

624
00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:44,411
That's, uh, five dollars.

625
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:45,644
Father, pay the man.

626
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:46,979
I'm not paying
for a picture

627
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,815
of you with
my jack-o'-lanterns.

628
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:51,049
Come on, Bob.
It's Halloween.

629
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,385
(sighs) Fine.
(kids cheering)

630
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,454
Where do you want these bikes,
Mr. Fischoeder?

631
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,723
Around the back, Freddy!
You got it.

632
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,893
Good man.
Teddy. It's Teddy.
His name's Teddy.

633
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,163
(rock intro playing)

634
00:21:04,195 --> 00:21:08,335
* Ha, ha, ha, ha

635
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,303
* Witchy-witchy

636
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,270
* Pumpkin snatchy

637
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,972
* Witchy-witchy

638
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,741
* Cursed by Jackie

639
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,743
* Witchy-witchy

640
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,479
* Eating candy

641
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:21,413
* Witchy-witchy

642
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,316
* Jack-O-Landy

643
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,151
* Witchy-witchy

644
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:28,253
* Witchy-witchy, witchy-witchy

645
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,955
* Witchy-witchy

646
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:33,859
* Witchy-witchy witch.

647
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,828
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