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♪ ♪

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TINA:
Um...

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Is it mustard?
Uh, ketchup.

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We were looking
for ketchup.
Oh.

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Kids, stop playing "What is it?"

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What do you expect us to do,
work?

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Yes.
No.

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Hello, Belchers.Hey, Teddy.

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Question.

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What are you all
doing tomorrow?

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I'm gonna be
straight collagin'.

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Why do you ask?

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You know that boat
that I've been fixing up?

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You've mentioned it.

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Well, I finally
got her shipshape,

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and I thought it'd be fun
to take you all out.

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Kill us?

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No, take you out
for a boat ride.

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Tomorrow.

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Ooh, family boat trip!

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That sounds great, Teddy,
if we can get back

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in time for the lunch rush.Absolutely.

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So I'll put you down
for a soft "maybe."

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Huh? No, no, no,
we're in.

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Great. Well,
just let me know for sure,

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because I got to plan for drinks
and stuff like that.

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Teddy, we're coming.
We-we said yes.
Mm-hmm.

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Okay,
so hopefully you'll be there.

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I got to go, I got to go.

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That's a mean joke to play
on your friend, Dad.

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What? We're going.
Oh.

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LINDA:
♪ We're going sailing ♪

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♪ On a motorboat ♪

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♪ Do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. ♪

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So, Dad, you're probably
wondering why I'm holding

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this chalkboard eraser
from the restaurant.

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What? Wait.

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Why are you holding the eraser
from the restaurant?

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I'm glad you asked.

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You see, we've had
some discussions

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about me having
my own cell phone,

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haven't we, Father?
Uh-huh.

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Some people say I shouldn't
have my own cell phone,

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because I lose things
sometimes.

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That people is me,

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because you lose things
sometimes, all the time.

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Well, agree to disagree.

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Hmm, no.

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Has anyone seen my other shoe?

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Has anyone seen
a burger on a plate?

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Has anyone seen my toothbrush?

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It was in my mouth a second ago.

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Okay, so maybe
I lose things sometimes.

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But I wouldn't lose
a reasonably-priced cell phone

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with a sensible data package.

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And I'm gonna prove it by
not losing this eraser all day.

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Tina, I like that eraser.

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I'm gonna miss it.

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Yeah, it was
a good eraser.

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Rest in peace.

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Guys, I'm not gonna lose it.

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Oh, my God, where is it?

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LOUISE:
You just dropped it.

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Didn't lose it. Not lost.

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Ahoy, Belchers!

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Wow, look at you.

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In a shirt, on a boat.

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Hoity-toity.Yeah.

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Teddy, the boat looks amazing.

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Thanks. It was just an outhouse
for seagulls when I got it.

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Just a floating bucket.

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Welcome aboard the Sea Me Now.

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So I tricked out everything,
as you can see.

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Custom drink holders
all over the place.

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I weatherproofed
a couple of loungers.

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Secured some
additional seating.

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Go ahead, try it out.
Super comfy.

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So comfy.

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Are these from France?

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Maybe.

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And this here's mission control.

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[whistles]

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Wait, is that the steering wheel
from your truck?

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It sure is. Hey, what do I need
two steering wheels for?

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I can't be two places at once,
right?

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Also, I popped by the store.
I got some nibbles.

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Hello.Help yourself.

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Oh, cheese and crackers,
just like on land.
Yeah.

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What do you say? Should we get
this boat on the road?

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Toot-toot.

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Yay.
Boat on the road!Toot-toot!

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We can go anywhere.
Where do you want to go?

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Probably Mars.Sacramento?

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Wherever Captain Phillipshappened?

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Huh, bup, bup, bup, bup.

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Oh, here's someplace
we could go.

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You know how my
ex-wife Denise left me

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for some guy
that's into boats?

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Well, he owns a bar
on the docks

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on Menemshewena Island.

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Denise works there, too.

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We could swing by there in this
really cool boat I have now.

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That might be fun, right?

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I mean, right?
That might be fun.

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Now that I think about it
for the first time, right?

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Uh...
Yikes.

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Whoa.

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Just an idea.Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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Spitballing.

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Seems like
maybe this isn't

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the first time
you've thought about it?

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Yeah, I was picking
up on that, too.

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Huh? What do you mean?

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Your ex-wife left you
for a boat guy.

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Yeah.And you've been

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fixing up a boat for,
like, years and years,

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ever since your divorce.

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Yeah, and?

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You actually called your boat Sea Me Now?

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I don't, I don't get where
you're going with this, Bob.

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It's a nautical pun.

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Teddy, is this whole day
all about Denise?

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Maybe you shouldn't try
and impress her.

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[laughing]:
Impress her? Denise?

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What? Huh? That's crazy.

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We have both moved on.

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Also, didn't she treat you
horribly?

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Didn't she say the back
of your head looks like a butt?

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Yes, and that's why
I wear a hat.

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And didn't she make you go
to the bathroom in the yard?

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I was not doing
a great job with...

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Yeah, and then I started
to enjoy it.

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And didn't she cheat on you,
like, a lot?

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Yes, but I was working
seven, eight hours a day,

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five days a
week sometimes.

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Of course she cheated
on me all over the place.

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I left her no choice, Bobby.Uh-huh.

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Sure. No, yeah. Right.

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Great. It's settled.

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Setting a course
for my ex-wife's

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boyfriend's waterfront bar!

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Okay, we're getting close.

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That's the bar that, uh,
her boyfriend owns.

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The Schoon Hound.

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Classy.

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TEDDY:
There's Denise.

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Oh, my God, oh, my God.

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Oh, my God, oh, my God.Teddy, Teddy, rel...

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Oh...
Relax.

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Oh, my God.
Okay, here we go.

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Big smiles, everyone.

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Hold your plates up.

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You're having a great time.

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And here we go.

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[laughs] Great joke!

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And did everyone get enough
expensive fruit salad?

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Oh, hey, Denise.

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Crap! [growls] No.

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She didn't see us.

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Well, if at first
you don't succeed...

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Oh, boy.

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Just got to bring her around.

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We're going starboard here,
everyone, or port, or something.

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Okay, here we go.

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Teddy, you really
want to try again?Damn right I do.

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Geez, kind of a wide turn,
huh, Teddy?

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TEDDY: Yeah, it's not
a ten-speed bike, Bob!

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Let me see you rebuild a boat!

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BOB:
Sorry, Teddy, sorry.

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TEDDY:
I got it, I got it, I got it.

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Okay, there she is.

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I think she can see us.
Here we go.

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[panting]

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[laughing]

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Great joke! Okay, huh?

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Did everyone get enough
expensive fruit salad?

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LINDA:
We did. It's delicious.

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LOUISE:
It tastes like success.

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Nope. [growls]

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Not that time, either.
Why would she see me?

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I'm only in a huge boat,
yelling her name!

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Who likes U-turns?!

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Everyone like U-turns?!

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GENE:
I'm learning to appreciate them.

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We're doing a U-turn!

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Right full rudder.

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I'm gonna bring her
around starboard. No, port!

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[groans, growls]

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Uh, how you
doing, buddy?

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Uh, I'm doing wonderful.
I mean, we're on the ocean.

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We're enjoying the ocean, Bobby.

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Will you please sit down?!Yeah, okay.

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Smiles, everyone!

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We're doing great
since the divorce.

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Hey, fruit salad!

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I mean, Denise!

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I mean, look at my boat!
I'm inside of a boat!

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It's-- I mean, it's my boat.

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Teddy?

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Huh? Hey.

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Hi.

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Denise, when did you start...

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waitressing at
your boyfriend's place?

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I mean, is that where
your boyfriend owns that?

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[all grunt]

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[people gasping]

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So, uh, good catching up.

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This fruit salad--
oh, my God, the best.

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Oh, God.Oh, boy.

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Do you think that Denise noticed
that I crashed the boat?

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What? No.

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Uh, I'm not Teddy,
by the way.

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[wood creaking]

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That doesn't sound good.

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Crap! We're still stuck.

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I'm gonna give it
all she's got.

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[engine revving]

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[Teddy growling]

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[wood cracking]

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We're free!

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[grunts] Crap!

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BOB:
Oh, boy.

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LOUISE: And that's how
you make an exit, people.

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Great job, Teddy.

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There is blowing it,
and there is blowing it!

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What? It was fine.

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ALL:
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Not too many people

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were taking videos
with their phones.

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I pretended to take one,
but don't worry,

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I won't post it anywhere.

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[groans]

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Not how I imagined
this going.

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Me and my stupid
butt-head. [growls]

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Let's get you home.

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Maybe by tomorrow,
or next Christmas,

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you can laugh
about the whole thing.

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Teddy, Linda's right.

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All of this is probably
for the best, so, uh...

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smooth sailing from here.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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Uh, does that smoke
look extra smoky to you guys?

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I mean,

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it doesn't look great
coming from a motor.

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That smoke is coming
from the motor?

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I thought we were
slow-roasting ribs.

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Oh, whoa, yeesh.

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That dock sure did
a number on us.

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Teddy, when's a good time
to tell you

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there's water coming
into the boat?

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Is now a good time,
or should I...?

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not ideal.

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TINA: Not an ideal time?
Okay, I'll tell you later.

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Are we sinking?

256
00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,302
Uh... I mean, yes, but...

257
00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,740
But-but w-we can
make it home, right?

258
00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,612
I mean, we're gonna be fine,
of course, no.

259
00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,701
But just to be safe, we should
probably radio the Coast Guard,

260
00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,223
and everyone put on life vests.

261
00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,009
Come on, kids,
do it 'cause it's fun!

262
00:08:08,182 --> 00:08:09,444
Oh, my God.

263
00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,577
TEDDY:
Okay, we just got to turn it

264
00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:14,319
to channel 16.

265
00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,886
Where's the thing
that I talk into?

266
00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:18,192
Wha-What do you mean?The thing that you press.

267
00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:19,411
Wait, it's not there?

268
00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:20,586
Oh, boy. Oh.

269
00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,326
What, Teddy?

270
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,980
You know that little mic thing
that you're supposed

271
00:08:24,154 --> 00:08:25,809
to plug in right here?Yeah.

272
00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:27,463
Well, the good news is,
it was perfect

273
00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,420
for my policeman costume
for Halloween.

274
00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,814
The bad news is,
we don't have a working radio.

275
00:08:31,988 --> 00:08:33,076
Are you serious?!

276
00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:34,600
I took part of
it to make...

277
00:08:34,774 --> 00:08:36,602
I was third.
I won third.

278
00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,605
You took the part that we need
to talk into right now,

279
00:08:38,778 --> 00:08:40,128
'cause we're sinking.

280
00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,825
And now my phone's
not getting a signal.

281
00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,434
Me, either.
Nothing.

282
00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:44,959
Wait, so we can't
call for help?

283
00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,394
Well, there is
a flare gun.

284
00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:47,875
Every boat should
have one of these,

285
00:08:48,048 --> 00:08:50,181
but that's for, like,
a real emergency.

286
00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:53,489
Yeah, let's all keep our eyes
peeled for a real emergency.

287
00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,796
Hmm, right. I see
what you're saying.

288
00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,231
Well, we've got
one flare,

289
00:08:57,405 --> 00:08:58,841
so this has to be
the perfect shot.

290
00:08:59,015 --> 00:09:00,104
[flare splashes]

291
00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,235
Huh.

292
00:09:01,409 --> 00:09:02,802
Maybe a fish will swim for help.

293
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,934
Now what, Teddy?
Now what do we do?

294
00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,110
Okay, calm down, Bob.

295
00:09:06,283 --> 00:09:08,460
Why? Wh-Why should I calm down?

296
00:09:08,634 --> 00:09:10,027
Can I talk to you
over here for a sec?

297
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,289
Teddy messed up,
all right? He did.

298
00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,770
But blowing your top at him
isn't gonna help anything.

299
00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:16,643
We don't know that, Lin;
it might.

300
00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,818
Look, just don't go nuts
on the poor guy.

301
00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:21,342
Fine, we'll just calmly sink
to the bottom of the ocean.

302
00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:24,346
Okay, everybody,
I might be partially to blame

303
00:09:24,519 --> 00:09:26,653
for some stuff today,
but I've got a plan.

304
00:09:26,826 --> 00:09:29,177
I think we can make it to this
little island right here.

305
00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:30,700
The map says
it's a private island.

306
00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,484
You know,
it could be Caffery's Island.

307
00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:34,399
Mr. Caffery of Caffery's Taffy?

308
00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:36,226
And Caffery's
bootlegged liquor?

309
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,360
I think we could
all use a drink, right?

310
00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:40,667
Yeah, I could use a cordial.

311
00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:43,538
I think one of these little
islands was his, or still is.

312
00:09:43,712 --> 00:09:45,149
I mean, rich people
can own stuff

313
00:09:45,322 --> 00:09:46,673
even after they're
dead, right?

314
00:09:46,846 --> 00:09:48,717
Dead raccoons act like
they own the road.

315
00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,850
TEDDY:
Is there a dock?

316
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,155
I'm not seeing a dock.

317
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,504
[crash]What was that?

318
00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:55,899
You hit a rock.
A-A couple of rocks.

319
00:09:56,072 --> 00:09:57,552
Ah, they had it coming.

320
00:09:57,726 --> 00:09:58,859
Yeah, why not? Why not hit
a couple of rocks?!

321
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,337
[growls]

322
00:10:00,511 --> 00:10:02,035
I think this is as far
as we're going here.

323
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,124
We can't get

324
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,778
any closer to shore.[groans]

325
00:10:04,951 --> 00:10:06,562
All right,
I guess we're getting wet.

326
00:10:06,735 --> 00:10:08,738
It's okay.
It's just like at the mall.

327
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,740
Sometimes you got to park
far away and hoof it.

328
00:10:10,913 --> 00:10:12,741
Dropping anchor.

329
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,048
Still got my eraser phone, Dad.

330
00:10:15,222 --> 00:10:16,485
And I'm not letting it get wet.

331
00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:17,703
That's great, Tina.

332
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,356
It's super important right now.

333
00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:20,357
Tell me about it.

334
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:21,837
Oh, land!

335
00:10:22,011 --> 00:10:23,971
You sweet son of a bitch,
get over here!

336
00:10:26,886 --> 00:10:30,063
LINDA [reading]:

337
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,586
Oh, that's not good.

338
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,110
You'd think if you had
a private island,

339
00:10:33,283 --> 00:10:34,764
you could afford to
get rid of the danger.

340
00:10:34,937 --> 00:10:36,113
Maybe it's luxury danger.

341
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,898
[French accent]: Dangier.

342
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,639
Well, we don't have a choice.
We have to find help.

343
00:10:39,812 --> 00:10:41,770
Look, on top of the hill.
There's a house.

344
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:42,946
Good eye, Louise.

345
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,381
Eh, I can notice things, too.

346
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:45,948
Look, there's an eraser
on the ground.

347
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,124
Damn it!

348
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,385
Wait. Starting up.

349
00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:50,126
Phew. It still works.

350
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,432
[distant growling]Shh.

351
00:10:51,606 --> 00:10:52,695
Did you guys hear something?

352
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,957
Do you mean ever, or just now?

353
00:10:55,131 --> 00:10:56,046
I didn't hear
anything.

354
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,177
What the... ?!

355
00:10:57,351 --> 00:10:58,788
[growling][screaming]

356
00:10:58,961 --> 00:11:01,051
Cows! Tell them
we don't sell hamburgers!

357
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,443
Tell them we don't
sell hamburgers!

358
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,145
Oh, no, oh, God.What do we do?
What do we do?

359
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,105
Uh, they keep moving closer.

360
00:11:11,278 --> 00:11:12,975
They look so mad.
What's their problem?

361
00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:14,456
And why are they so hairy?

362
00:11:14,629 --> 00:11:16,587
Get a haircut and a job,
you hippies!

363
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,503
How'd you get out of
Burlington, Vermont?!

364
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,461
Okay, everyone walk slowly
to the right,

365
00:11:20,635 --> 00:11:22,115
and maybe don't
look them in the eyes.

366
00:11:22,289 --> 00:11:23,421
All right.

367
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:26,250
Looking at my feet, very casual.

368
00:11:26,423 --> 00:11:27,599
[singing]

369
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:28,861
TEDDY:
They're still coming.

370
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,341
Th-They're not stopping.BOB: Oh, no.

371
00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:32,125
I don't like
their attitude right now.

372
00:11:32,299 --> 00:11:34,345
LINDA:
Yeah, they are mad at us.

373
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,695
Why are they mad at us?

374
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:36,956
I think we should run.
I think we should

375
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,087
run toward those rocks.

376
00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:39,610
Good plan.Uh, uh, uh,

377
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,308
I'm pretty sure cattle
can't climb rocks, right?

378
00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:43,311
And go, go, go, go, go!

379
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,312
LINDA: Oh, no, oh,
no, getting cut off.

380
00:11:45,486 --> 00:11:46,706
We're gonna go
to those rocks.

381
00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:48,794
Okay, uh, we'll keep
going to these rocks!

382
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:49,970
[mooing]

383
00:11:52,014 --> 00:11:53,102
LINDA:
We made it!

384
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,148
Climb up towards the house!

385
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,845
We'll meet you there!

386
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,933
I think we'll be okay
if we stay off the grass.

387
00:11:58,107 --> 00:11:59,893
Yeah, get off my lawn!

388
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,982
TEDDY: Uh, I can't believe
I got us in this mess.

389
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,898
Sea Me Nowis right.

390
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,335
See me bring a bunch of kids to
an island with deadly cattle.

391
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:08,815
Not the day I pictured.

392
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,293
Not how it looked
on my vision board,

393
00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:12,296
and not how I saw it
going down with Denise.

394
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:15,559
But maybe it wasn't
the best plan, I mean.

395
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,475
What were you even
gonna say to Denise?

396
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:20,129
If you didn't
crash the boat so loudly?

397
00:12:20,303 --> 00:12:22,263
Uh, I guess I was gonna say
something like,

398
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,004
"Ahoy, Denise."

399
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,308
Uh...

400
00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:26,615
Uh-huh, and then what?

401
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,051
That's all I had.

402
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,749
Ugh, I'm useless.

403
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,576
Aw. Well, maybe it would
make you feel better

404
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:33,927
if we do some role-playing,

405
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,884
and, uh,
we pretend it went great.

406
00:12:36,058 --> 00:12:37,625
And I'll be Denise,
and you be you.

407
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:38,845
Okay.

408
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,149
And I'll be
Denise's boyfriend.

409
00:12:40,323 --> 00:12:42,152
Proud owner of
The Schoon Hound.

410
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,024
Uh, ahoy, Denise.

411
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,068
Uh, did you,
did you see my boat?

412
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,809
Ahoy to you, Teddy.

413
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,245
Wow, look at your boat!

414
00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:50,986
It's just beautiful.

415
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,206
TINA:
Yeah, I'm super jealous.

416
00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:54,207
And that woman with you,

417
00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:56,687
the one with the glasses,
she looks fun.

418
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,038
She your girlfriend?

419
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,474
What? Who, Linda?

420
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,692
No, she's a friend.
She's-she's Bob's wife.

421
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,565
Hi, you. I'm Denise.

422
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:04,740
I'm Linda.

423
00:13:04,913 --> 00:13:06,394
Linda, I love that name.

424
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:07,917
You look so smart.

425
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,092
And who's that cool teen
with the barrette?

426
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,791
I assume she's got
her own cell phone.

427
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,053
Uh, I think you guys
are getting a little off track.

428
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,272
Right, right, right.

429
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,274
Teddy, you look great.

430
00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:18,667
Leaving you for this idiot

431
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,408
was the dumbest thing
I ever did.

432
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:21,582
Really?
Absolutely.

433
00:13:21,756 --> 00:13:22,889
She's right.

434
00:13:23,062 --> 00:13:24,280
You should be with Denise,
not me.

435
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,934
I've got The Schoon Hound;
I'll be fine.

436
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,719
Come on, let's give love
a second chance.

437
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:28,894
What do you say?

438
00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:30,461
I say, "Let's do it!"

439
00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:31,941
Let's get back together.

440
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,812
I'm gonna fix up
my boat again.

441
00:13:33,986 --> 00:13:35,379
And then we'll fix up
our marriage.

442
00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:36,903
And scene.

443
00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:38,426
Oh, my God, I'm crying.
I just got chills.

444
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,861
Can we do one
where you say,

445
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,471
"It looks like you
lost ten pounds"?

446
00:13:41,645 --> 00:13:42,734
How long should
we wait for him?

447
00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:44,258
Is he dead?

448
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,782
Wait for who? I forget
who was behind us.

449
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,437
[panting]:
That wasn't, uh...

450
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:52,048
so... so tough.
[groans]

451
00:13:52,221 --> 00:13:53,267
Here we are.

452
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,528
Good news, everybody.

453
00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:55,922
We did our
role-playing game,

454
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,445
and we came
to the conclusion

455
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,967
that as soon as we
get off the island,

456
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,751
Denise and I are gonna
get back together!

457
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,754
What are you talking about?
What is he talking about?

458
00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:06,322
Um, it sounds worse
when he says it.

459
00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:07,759
Uh, you weren't there, Bob.

460
00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:09,456
I was there.
I played that no-good

461
00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:10,937
son of a bitch
boyfriend of hers.

462
00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:12,285
Oh, my God.

463
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,461
Hey, look at us.

464
00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:15,115
Almost to the house on the hill.

465
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,552
GENE:
They'd better have cable
and kettle corn!

466
00:14:17,725 --> 00:14:18,988
Oh, no, no, no.

467
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,469
We're supposed
to go over that?

468
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:22,861
Are you kidding me?

469
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,601
I'll go, and if
I make it across,

470
00:14:24,775 --> 00:14:26,125
I'll call for help.

471
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,605
[boards creaking]

472
00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:28,823
That was a super creak.[Tina moaning]

473
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,130
It's super creaky, yow!

474
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,959
I don't know, Teddy.

475
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,437
It seems like that bridge
might completely fall apart.

476
00:14:34,611 --> 00:14:36,745
It might,
but that's a risk I got to take.

477
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:37,745
Okay, good luck.

478
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,008
You guys wait here.

479
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,183
I was born to be on
Team Wait Here.

480
00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:43,664
Okay, here I go.

481
00:14:43,838 --> 00:14:45,361
[boards creaking]

482
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:46,798
Making progress.

483
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:48,104
Careful, Teddy.

484
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,801
Wait till Denise
hears about this.

485
00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:52,195
This is gonna make
one very impressive story.

486
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,676
If I don't make it,
tell her I died a hero.

487
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:58,071
So you'll be dead, but you still
want to impress her.

488
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,986
And kind of, uh, embellish
it a little, you know.

489
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,859
Maybe I did a cool flip
like a diver or something.

490
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,251
Yeah, I guess.

491
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,644
Yeah, we'll,
we'll tell her.Okay.

492
00:15:06,817 --> 00:15:08,254
[boards creaking]

493
00:15:08,428 --> 00:15:09,995
Boy, this, uh,
bridge does not feel sturdy.

494
00:15:10,169 --> 00:15:11,822
Guys? Guys?

495
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:12,912
Guys, behind you.

496
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,173
[mooing][screaming]

497
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,349
Everybody over the bridge!

498
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:16,306
Go, go, go!

499
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,091
LINDA:
Easy, easy.

500
00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:21,528
GENE: I'm glad this is easy
for you, but I'm freaking out!

501
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,490
LOUISE:
Careful, careful, careful, okay.

502
00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:29,711
Okay, the cows are smarter
than we are.

503
00:15:29,884 --> 00:15:31,191
They're not
getting on this bridge.

504
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,582
BOB:
Just keep moving

505
00:15:32,756 --> 00:15:34,236
and try not to be heavy,
everybody.

506
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,673
Hey, I skipped
brunch today.

507
00:15:35,846 --> 00:15:36,979
No, I didn't.

508
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,720
Okay, step by step.

509
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,025
Easy does it.

510
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,591
[screaming]

511
00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:42,418
ALL:
Tina!

512
00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:43,419
Let the eraser go.

513
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:44,899
Y-You need both hands.

514
00:15:45,073 --> 00:15:46,162
But I haven't lost it
this whole time.

515
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,423
I'm not about
to let go of it now.

516
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:48,686
You can have a phone,
all right?

517
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:49,860
Just grab on to the rail.

518
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,645
Oh, okay, cool.

519
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,865
That was a great eraser.

520
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,042
One of the best.

521
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,086
Terrible reception though.

522
00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:00,394
[all panting]

523
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:02,874
LINDA:
We made it!

524
00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:03,875
Oh, my babies.

525
00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:05,225
[grunting]

526
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:06,399
Who are you?![screaming]

527
00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:07,530
What are you doing here?!

528
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:08,663
Just kicking it.

529
00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:10,230
W-We're not here on purpose.

530
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,187
Get out of here!
This is private property!

531
00:16:12,361 --> 00:16:13,884
We know. It's
Caffery's Island.

532
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:15,886
Yes, and it's my job
to protect it.

533
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,279
So get off this island!

534
00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:19,239
We'd love to, sir,
but we're stranded here

535
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,761
and we just want
to use your phone.

536
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,590
Also, please don't
weed-whack us.

537
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,244
I might if you
don't skedaddle.

538
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,854
Imagine this
is your shins.

539
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:28,943
No, we-we get it.

540
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,859
Just listen,

541
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,860
Teddy's boat is all busted and
crashed on the rocks out there.

542
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,644
I'm Teddy.

543
00:16:34,818 --> 00:16:36,472
The guy with the boat that
he was just talking about.

544
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,953
Right. So can we borrow
your phone to call for help?

545
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,609
All right, I won't whack you.
Come on in.

546
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,220
I'll give you a tour
and I'll see if I have any of

547
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,438
my trespasser's punch.

548
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:46,614
Ooh, punch!

549
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,008
And this is the parlor.

550
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,400
So, uh, is this
where the phone is?

551
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,054
We'll get there eventually.

552
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,274
I'm just guessing, but
is it just you out here

553
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,405
by yourself, Nathaniel?

554
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,841
Oh, yeah.

555
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,975
Just me, my gardening tools
and the cattle.

556
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,150
Yeah, you could put that down
at any time.

557
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,586
No, thanks.

558
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,459
And why are there
terrifying cattle

559
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,851
running wild
on this island?

560
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,549
Those are Highland longhorns.

561
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:12,640
Mr. Caffery imported them
all the way from Scotland.

562
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,945
They were a gift to the love
of his life, Gwendolyn.

563
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,686
She was Scottish! TINA: Aw.

564
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,602
NATHANIEL: But she did not
return his affections.

565
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:19,951
TINA:
Oh.

566
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,736
Hell, he bought
this island for her.

567
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,606
For Gwendolyn, the Scot!

568
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:26,306
Yup. And he named it
How-Boutcha-Love-Me Island.

569
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,263
And he built this house for her,

570
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:31,354
which he named "the house that
Caffery built for Gwendolyn."

571
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,835
That man had all the money
in the world,

572
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,837
but he couldn't get the woman
he loved to love him back.

573
00:17:37,011 --> 00:17:39,971
She left him for an Austrian
count named Lipshitz.

574
00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:42,886
And the cattle have overrun
this island ever since.

575
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,151
Wait, Teddy,
you're just like Caffery.

576
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,891
I am?
Yes.

577
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,241
Caffery did all this stuff
to impress this Gwendolyn lady.

578
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,026
Uh-huh.
It's just like you
with your boat.

579
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,332
You're right.

580
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:53,855
Yes! Finally!

581
00:17:54,028 --> 00:17:55,682
I could buy an island!
For Denise!

582
00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:57,163
That'll help me
win her back.

583
00:17:57,336 --> 00:17:58,903
Oh, my God!
What?

584
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,817
Teddy! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it![groaning]

585
00:18:00,991 --> 00:18:02,255
LINDA:
Bob, Bob, Bob!

586
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,344
Teddy, I think what
Bob is trying to say

587
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,997
is that you should
forget about Denise.

588
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,999
And forget about our fun
and creative role-playing,

589
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,479
which maybe was
not so helpful.

590
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,176
I'm still proud
of the work I did.

591
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,527
You don't have to let Denise
know you're doing all right.

592
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,355
You can just do all right.

593
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,096
And you are all right,
all right?

594
00:18:17,269 --> 00:18:18,662
If you would just stop it.Ah!

595
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,055
Okay, okay, okay,
Bobby, let him go.

596
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,535
Or shake him more?

597
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,971
Or give him
a raspberry on his belly.

598
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,190
That'll teach him.

599
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,017
It's just, we love you, Teddy.

600
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,540
We want the best for you.

601
00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:29,412
NATHANIEL:
Wow, look at you people.

602
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:32,501
Listen, I don't offer this
to most trespassers,

603
00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:34,155
but you folks seem odd.

604
00:18:34,329 --> 00:18:35,766
Okay.

605
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,333
You don't need to use the phone.

606
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,552
I got a boat and a lot of time.

607
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:40,815
I could tow you home.

608
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:41,858
You-you have a boat?

609
00:18:42,032 --> 00:18:43,209
Yes. Got a couple.

610
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:44,644
In the boathouse.

611
00:18:44,818 --> 00:18:46,603
Boathouse?
We didn't see a boathouse.

612
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,084
'Cause you came up on the
wrong side of the island.

613
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,867
The front of the
property's beautiful.

614
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,042
Have a look.

615
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,740
That's the place to trespass.

616
00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:55,612
Oh, yeah,
that's good trespassing.

617
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:56,917
Next time maybe.

618
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,441
NATHANIEL:
Geez,

619
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,313
you dinged it up
pretty good.

620
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,315
Nobody light a match or flick
your butts over this way.

621
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,272
You're leaking diesel
all over the place.

622
00:19:04,446 --> 00:19:05,926
Did he say
"flick your butts"?

623
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,755
Excuse me, where can
we flick our butts?

624
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,931
'Cause that needs to
happen pretty soon.

625
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,978
Dad, I wanted to say
thank you for thinking

626
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,806
I'm responsible enough
for my own cell phone.

627
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,460
Which we both agree I am.

628
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,549
Yes, Tina. You'll be a
great cell phone owner.

629
00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:22,116
I know. I will. Someday.

630
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:23,901
But I don't want my own
cell phone right now.

631
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,859
You don't?

632
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,991
No, I couldn't take my eyes
off the eraser the whole day.

633
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,558
And if you're
always looking down,

634
00:19:29,732 --> 00:19:31,038
then you're missing
what's around... you.

635
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,432
What's around you.

636
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,260
Oh. Okay, Tina.
I guess that's great.

637
00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:37,306
Cheaper, too.And I think you should
read more, Dad.

638
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,221
I feel like I've never
seen you read a book.

639
00:19:39,394 --> 00:19:40,875
Okay. That's enough, Tina.

640
00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:42,659
And have you ever sat
down and talked to Mom,

641
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:43,921
just really talked?

642
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,140
Huh.
Mm.

643
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,142
Dad, no more screen time
for you.

644
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:48,925
We're gonna have to take
your phone away.

645
00:19:49,099 --> 00:19:50,101
Yup.

646
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,680
That's that.

647
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:04,681
Oh!
Whoa.
Whoa.

648
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:05,942
Ooh, that's a fire!

649
00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:07,249
Teddy! Did you do that?!

650
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,945
I did. You were right, Bob.

651
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:11,339
Okay, but, I mean,
I didn't say set it on fire.

652
00:20:11,513 --> 00:20:13,777
Tell you the truth,
I never even liked boats.

653
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,474
Eh, you know who likes boats?

654
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,519
Guys that are trying to
impress their exes, that's who.

655
00:20:17,693 --> 00:20:19,130
Not me.I like boats.

656
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,784
Should we be towing
that still?

657
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,134
I mean... maybe
we cut her loose?

658
00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:25,310
'Cause it's on fire?Cuttin' her loose!

659
00:20:25,484 --> 00:20:27,269
Teddy, you could've
sold that boat

660
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:29,489
for parts or something, right?

661
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,795
Or, I mean, I would have
taken a free boat.

662
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:32,926
Just saying.

663
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,493
Nah, a fresh start is good.

664
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,757
Time for me to live
my life for me.

665
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:40,151
I'm pretty sure all of our
wallets and stuff were on there.

666
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,892
Oh, yeah? Huh.

667
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,025
So... a fresh start
for all of us then, huh?

668
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,026
[explosion]

669
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,983
Eh. Oh.

670
00:20:47,157 --> 00:20:49,029
Guess the steering wheel
from my truck's on there, too.

671
00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:50,857
Can I get
a ride home with you guys?

672
00:20:51,031 --> 00:20:52,424
BOB:
Oh, God.

673
00:20:52,598 --> 00:20:54,296
TEDDY: Eh. The way home's
mostly straight.

674
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:55,818
I'll probably make it.

675
00:20:55,992 --> 00:21:00,301
♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪

676
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:04,827
♪ Somewhere waitin' for me ♪

677
00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:09,659
♪ My lover stands
on golden sands ♪

678
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,140
♪ And watches the ships ♪

679
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,490
♪ That go sailin' ♪

680
00:21:15,664 --> 00:21:18,538
♪ Somewhere ♪

681
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,887
♪ Beyond the sea ♪

682
00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:24,152
♪ She's there watching for me ♪

683
00:21:25,935 --> 00:21:28,765
♪ If I could fly
like birds on high... ♪

684
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,897
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