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Dear Diary, how are you?

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I am fine.

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[sighs] Okay, I'm not fine.

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You got me. God, you're good.

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It's just... I'm 13 and never even ridden a horse.

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I mean, my imaginary horse, Jericho's, great, of course,

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but I'm ready for the real thing.

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And I've found just the right place.

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It's the week-long Hoof Dreams Horse Camp in Montana.

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You get to participate in a live horse birth.

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And a sunrise ride to the top of a mountain

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where a Native American gives you

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an honorary horse-inspired name.

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And that at the end, you get to keep the horse.

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So it's a really great bang for your buck... ing... bronco.

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Just a little joke.

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Anyway, I just wish there was some way

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I could express all this to Mom and Dad.

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The end.

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Huh. Do people
normally read

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their diary entries
out loud?

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Oh. Did you guys hear that?

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How is Jericho the
imaginary horse these days?

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He's good.

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He just got his
imaginary bangs trimmed,

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and I think it's made
him much more confident.

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Look, we know you want
to go to that horse camp, Tina.

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You've left
pamphlets everywhere.

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Like here,
under my food... ugh.

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Well, then you know
there's still time

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to sign me
up this summer.

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And there's still
time to sign me up

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for Ham Slam: the ham
convention in Orlando.

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We just can't afford
horse camp, honey.

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It costs 2,000 bucks.

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Dad would have to work
until he was 90.

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That's in ten years, Tina.

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I'm not 80.
We barely have enough

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to fix the deep fryer, Tina.

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It's been broken for two days,

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so we've got to use...
[moaning]

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Tina, I'm sor...
[moaning]

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Uh, I thought you
were done. Okay.

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All right.
Well, take your time.

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That's fine.
All right. That's fine.

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[moaning continues]

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Hey, what's up, Tina?

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Why the long face?

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Hi, Jericho.

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It's just that I can't go

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to the Hoof Dreams Horse Camp,

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so now I'll probably be sad
for the rest of my life,

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but besides that I'm good.

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Oh, Tina, you have
the hardest life sometimes,

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and yet, you're so strong.I know.

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Hey, who needs real horses,
anyway?

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Can a real horse do this?

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[scatting]

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Probably not.

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Here. Move over.

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Hmm.Just... little more.

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[grunts]Scooch.

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Come on. A little more.

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I can't go anymore.

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I know what will
cheer you up.

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Tell me the story
of how we met.

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I don't know
if I'm in the mood.

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Just kidding. I am.

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[laughs]
Oh, Tina.

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TINA: So there we were.

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Shipwrecked on a deserted island.

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JERICHO: What was I like?

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TINA: You were wild.

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[whinnies]

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No one could tame you, except one girl named me.

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Come on. Come on.

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No.
Come on. Come on.

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Nuh-uh. No.
Got some leaves.

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I'm wild.
I know, but look.

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I'm wild.
They're so good.

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I would never
eat out of your han...

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Oh, my God, I'm doing it.

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Gallop, gallop, gallop, gallop.

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Gallop, gallop, gallop, gallop,

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gallop, gallop,
gallop, gallop,

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gallop, gallop, gallop, gallop.

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Yay!

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You tamed me! [laughing]

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[yells]

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I'm okay.

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[laughing]

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[whooping]

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Yikes.Yeah.

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We got to get this girl
to horse camp.

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Pronto.

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LOUISE:
So, yeah, just sell this stuff.

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Use the money to pay
for Tina's horse camp,

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and give us
whatever's leftover.

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You're welcome.

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Guys, it's very
sweet of you,

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but we're not
selling your stuff.

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Plus, no offense,
but I don't think

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it would cover the cost.

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I mean, this is a pinecone.

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GENE: Mr.Pinecone.

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We got to do something,
people!

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You know we could push off

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fixing the deep fryer
for a few months,

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and use that money
to send Tina

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to a cheaper horse camp
around here.

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Yeah, but we need
the deep fryer fixed.

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We need fries.

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Do you though, Dad? I mean,

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the restaurant's
called Bob's Burgers,

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not Bob's Burgers and Fries.

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Yeah, just 'cause fries
are salty and delicious

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and no one in history

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has ever eaten
a burger without them,

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doesn't mean
we should serve them.

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Come on, Bobby, please?

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For Tina?

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[sighs] What the hell.
Let's do it.

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Maybe we don't
need fries... for now.

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Yeah, okay, yeah?

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All right!
Yeah!

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We're pushing off
the deep fryer repair.

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[laughing]: Our lives
are so exciting.

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LINDA: Tina!

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Come here, baby.
We got something to tell ya!

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[moaning]

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I know.
Time for breakfast.

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Thanks for including me.

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No. Not that. This.

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[groans] Great.
Now I need a spoon.

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Can anything ever go right?

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Tina [whistles].
Up here.

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For God's sakes,
look up, woman!

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ALL:
Hurray!

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[mimics fanfare]

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Sorry, my glasses
are smudgy.

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Let me just clean
them real quick.
Oh, my God.

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Hmm. Okay.

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"You're going to..."[gasps]

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Now, it's not
the Montana one, sweetie,

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but it's a very
affordable day camp

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that's close by. Hurray!

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Did you... did you
hear that, Tina?

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Is she breathing?

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Did we kill her?

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[whispering]:
I'm so happy.

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What? What she's saying?What was that?

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I'm so happy!BOB: Oh.

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Hooray!All right!
Horse camp!

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Ow, Tina. Too hard.

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Well, Jericho, this is it.

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My first day of horse camp.

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I'm finally going to get
to ride a real horse.

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Wow. I'm-I'm really
happy for you.

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I really treasure the time
we've had together.

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Me, too. [chuckles]

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And I'll never forget you.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What's happening here?

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Oh, I just assume

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that when I get home,
you'll be gone.

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What? Why would you assume that?

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Because you're
an imaginary horse,

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and I'm about to ride
a real horse, and I just...

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What? No, no, no.
I'm not imaginary.

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You're the...
you're the imaginary one.

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Not me. You are!

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Jericho, please.

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Don't start that again.

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Last time you said it,
it really messed me up.

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But I'm real!
I'm real! I'm real!

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I'm real!

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Hey, hey.

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Come here.

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[sobbing]

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I didn't know this would
be our last day together.

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I know, let's make it count.

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What am I even wearing?

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Wearing cutoffs?

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I didn't even dress for this!

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You look great, Jericho.

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[crying]:
Oh, God.
There, there.

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There, there, there,
there, there.

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Oh, Tina!Okay, okay, okay.

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Okay, all right.Oh, Tina.

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All right.
I got to go.

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What?I-I got to go. Bye.

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No, wait. Don't go.

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There, there. Bye.

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No, no, no. I got... no.

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I-I got to go. It's okay.

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I'll treasure you forever.

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[sobbing]

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LINDA:
I'll pick you up at 4:00, honey.

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Have a good first day
at horse camp.

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Thanks, Mom.

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[sighs]

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I am home.

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Oh, hell neigh.

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Ugh.
Hi, Tina.

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Tammy, Jocelyn.

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What a fun surprise,
you guys are here.

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Well, it was either this

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or going to visit
my grandmother,

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and she's like older
than my parents.

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Ew, gross.

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LINDA: Aw, one of my babies,

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finally going to camp.

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But what about Gene and Louise?

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Poor, no-camp Gene and Louise.

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It's so unfair. Unless...

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[clattering]Oh, Linda! Watch the road.

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There you go, Teddy.

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Great. Where
are the fries?

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Teddy, remember?
We used the deep fryer money

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for Tina's horse camp, so...

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Right. Right.

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Tina's horse camp. I get it.

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We all got to make sacrifices,

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like the taste of
those crispy fries in my mouth,

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absorbing my sadness.

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Teddy.
Nope, you're right.

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Tina's going to horse camp.

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That's great.
She's a good kid.

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I hope she's having
a real good time, Bob!

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All right, Teddy.
Calm down.

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Linda, what are
you wearing?

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Don't worry, Bob.
I got it all worked out.

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All what worked out?[whistle blows]

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[yelling]BOB: Ow.

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Gene, Louise,
listen up.

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Tina's not the only one
going to camp.

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Turns out we're sending you
off to camp, too.

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W-wait. We are?

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BOTH:
You are?Yeah.

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You're going to...

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Da, da, da, da...

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Restaurant Camp.

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Oh.
Huh.

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Restaurant Camp?

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Uh, Gene, private meeting.Where?

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Behind this menu.Okay, I'll be right there.

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Whatever it is
that Mom's proposing,

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we should do it,
'cause maybe it'll

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get us out of work.

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It's not work
when you love what you do,

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which we don't, so yeah.

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Lin, behind the menu, now.What, what?

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What are we talking
about, guys?

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The fry situation's gotten
out of control, agree?

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No, we're not talking
about that now.

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Lin, what's Restaurant Camp?

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It's like regular camp,
but in the restaurant.

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But the restaurant
is in the restaurant.

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00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:43,463
But this is
Restaurant Camp.

261
00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,115
Why is this so hard for you?

262
00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:46,987
It's the only way to make
it fair for all the kids.

263
00:07:47,161 --> 00:07:48,598
Okay, uh, guys?

264
00:07:48,771 --> 00:07:49,685
Wh-where are you?

265
00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:50,904
Right here,
behind the menu.

266
00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:51,992
Oh, listen.

267
00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,298
We're in. Sorry Dad.

268
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,255
We'd love to finish
with all this,

269
00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:56,084
but we're off to camp.

270
00:07:56,257 --> 00:07:57,564
Hello.

271
00:07:57,737 --> 00:07:59,000
I'm Doris, your instructor.

272
00:07:59,173 --> 00:08:02,264
And welcome to
Horsing Around Riding Center,

273
00:08:02,437 --> 00:08:05,136
where a horse is a horse,
of course, of course.

274
00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,137
I'm contractually
obligated to say that.

275
00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,052
If it's a reference,
I don't recognize it.

276
00:08:09,226 --> 00:08:10,750
Let's get started.

277
00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,666
First horse sighting. Nice.

278
00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:16,625
So this here is Duchess,
and she is a...

279
00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,627
Palomino. 13 hands high. No 14.

280
00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,021
Uh, correct.

281
00:08:20,194 --> 00:08:22,326
Let's go over some terminology,
shall we?

282
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,764
Uh, does anyone know
what this is?

283
00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,548
The withers.Uh-huh.

284
00:08:25,721 --> 00:08:26,680
Can anyone tell me what...The crest.

285
00:08:26,853 --> 00:08:28,942
[groans] But how about...

286
00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:30,944
The chestnut. Bony part
of the inner side of the leg.

287
00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:32,686
The gaskin: muscular part
of the hind leg.

288
00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:33,990
Well, why don't we let

289
00:08:34,164 --> 00:08:35,644
one of the other girls
try to answer.

290
00:08:35,818 --> 00:08:37,125
You, what's this?

291
00:08:37,298 --> 00:08:38,212
Um, horse.

292
00:08:38,386 --> 00:08:39,866
The croup.
It's the croup.

293
00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,302
All right, uh,

294
00:08:41,476 --> 00:08:43,523
let's get out a saddle
and take a look at it.

295
00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:46,221
Jeez, Tina, you're such
a horse ass kissperer.

296
00:08:46,394 --> 00:08:48,135
Well, Tammy, I happen
to have done

297
00:08:48,309 --> 00:08:49,658
many hours of research
on the Internet,

298
00:08:49,832 --> 00:08:51,139
and on my imaginary
horse, Jericho.

299
00:08:51,312 --> 00:08:52,182
Wait, what did you say?

300
00:08:52,356 --> 00:08:53,489
Your what?

301
00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:54,837
My imaginary horse.

302
00:08:55,011 --> 00:08:57,493
Don't you... all...
have... one?

303
00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,364
I can see by your faces
that you don't,

304
00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:01,062
and neither do I,
so that's settled.

305
00:09:01,235 --> 00:09:02,366
Imaginary horse, what?

306
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,239
[laughing]:
Oh, look. A cloud.

307
00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,631
[gasps]
She's right.

308
00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:06,980
LINDA: Now,

309
00:09:07,154 --> 00:09:08,721
full disclosure,
I've never been to camp.

310
00:09:08,895 --> 00:09:10,158
Promising start.

311
00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:11,551
But I've seen a lot

312
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,639
of camp movies,
so we're fine.

313
00:09:13,813 --> 00:09:15,032
And our first activity

314
00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,207
of the day is
arts and crafts.

315
00:09:17,381 --> 00:09:18,427
We're going to
make God's eyes

316
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,037
out of everyday
restaurant straws.

317
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,212
I want to make
my God's eye winking,

318
00:09:22,386 --> 00:09:23,736
so it looks like
God's flirting with me.

319
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,653
Now, it's very simple,
I'm assuming.

320
00:09:26,826 --> 00:09:29,350
Just got to weave
them together and...

321
00:09:29,524 --> 00:09:30,744
Hmm. All right.

322
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:32,701
This is hard to watch.[Linda groaning]

323
00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,051
Hey, hey!

324
00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:35,182
What, Teddy?

325
00:09:35,356 --> 00:09:36,576
You fix the deep fryer, yet?!

326
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,229
No, Teddy, it's been,
like, two hours.

327
00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:39,796
Well, fix it!

328
00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,014
It's fine. Y-you really
don't need fries, sir.

329
00:09:41,188 --> 00:09:42,711
T-trust me.

330
00:09:42,885 --> 00:09:44,671
Please don't look so sad.
We're trying.

331
00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,238
Okay, horse assignments
for the week.

332
00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:48,674
Jocelyn, you'll be with our

333
00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,720
least difficult horse,
Blackjack.

334
00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,113
Where's his head?

335
00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:53,418
Oh, he's just looking
the other way.

336
00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:55,115
Tammy, you'll be
with Dragonfly.

337
00:09:55,289 --> 00:09:56,552
Can I get another one?

338
00:09:56,725 --> 00:09:57,857
This one completely clashes
with my outfit.

339
00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,076
No.

340
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,250
Tina, since
you've demonstrated

341
00:10:00,424 --> 00:10:01,730
so much knowledge,

342
00:10:01,904 --> 00:10:02,993
I'm thinking you'll
be able to handle

343
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,038
one of our more
challenging horses.

344
00:10:05,212 --> 00:10:07,041
Time to make a soul connection.

345
00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:09,043
Meet Plops.

346
00:10:09,216 --> 00:10:10,347
Oh.

347
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,958
Plops. What a pretty name.

348
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,221
Why is he called Pl...

349
00:10:13,394 --> 00:10:14,525
[plopping]

350
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,788
Okay. That makes sense.

351
00:10:15,962 --> 00:10:17,138
Alison, you're
with Sugarcube.

352
00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:18,355
Okay, bond with him.

353
00:10:18,529 --> 00:10:19,575
Maybe open with a joke.

354
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:20,793
Knock-knock.

355
00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:21,924
And then you say, "who's there?"

356
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,753
Then I say, Orange.

357
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,320
And then you say, "Orange who?"

358
00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:26,755
You turn away from me, um, okay.

359
00:10:26,929 --> 00:10:28,235
I'm just going to...
follow you.

360
00:10:28,409 --> 00:10:29,585
Do you want to just stand
still for a second,

361
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,630
hear this funny joke?[plopping]

362
00:10:31,804 --> 00:10:33,937
Oops. There you go.
Classic Plops. [chuckles]

363
00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:34,981
LINDA: Oh...

364
00:10:35,155 --> 00:10:36,113
isn't floor-canoeing

365
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,201
fun, campers?

366
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,419
It's flanoeing.

367
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:39,986
My oars are sore.

368
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,770
Excuse me, just trying to get

369
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:42,990
to the bathroom here.

370
00:10:43,163 --> 00:10:43,947
Uh, Linda,
can I talk to you?

371
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:44,991
Sure.

372
00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:46,427
Keep canoeing, kids.

373
00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:48,125
Stay there, I'll swim to you.So...

374
00:10:48,298 --> 00:10:50,823
Camp Restaurant is, uh, great.

375
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,302
Restaurant Camp, yes.

376
00:10:52,476 --> 00:10:54,000
That's what-- yeah.
Right...

377
00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:55,741
but don't you think
the camp is a little in the way?

378
00:10:55,915 --> 00:10:58,004
What?! No, no, no, no.

379
00:10:58,178 --> 00:10:59,962
Besides, look how much
fun the kids are having.

380
00:11:00,136 --> 00:11:02,618
[both grunting]

381
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:03,663
Uh-huh, uh, yeah.

382
00:11:03,836 --> 00:11:05,011
So, how long is camp?

383
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,666
Like five more minutes?JIMMY: Hey,

384
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,102
is there some kind of
a free camp going on here?

385
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:10,104
There sure is.

386
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,105
Great, hey, kids, have fun.

387
00:11:11,278 --> 00:11:12,105
J-Jimmy, wait, I...

388
00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:13,236
Yay!
Yay!

389
00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:14,282
Oh, boy.

390
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,110
Okay, we're about to

391
00:11:16,283 --> 00:11:17,764
begin the riding lessons,

392
00:11:17,937 --> 00:11:21,158
and on the last day there
will be a riding exhibition,

393
00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:23,465
for your parents
to take pictures at.

394
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,032
Now, time to mount.

395
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,163
It's just like
getting on a horse.

396
00:11:27,337 --> 00:11:29,036
Sorry, I don't have
any analogies.

397
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,690
This is really happening.

398
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:33,649
[Tina hums in her head]

399
00:11:33,822 --> 00:11:35,172
[whinnies]
Oh.

400
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,347
Okay, let's get
our horses to walk.

401
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:38,827
Squeeze with your heels.

402
00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:40,003
Squeezing.

403
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,134
Come on, Plops.

404
00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:42,701
[groaning]

405
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,225
Tina, you seem to be
not moving at all.

406
00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:46,966
Is that what you were going for?

407
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,359
TINA:
No, not exactly.

408
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,317
[grunts]
Okay, officially riding.

409
00:11:50,491 --> 00:11:52,363
Wait, where are you going?

410
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,017
'Cause it kind of seems like
you're headed right for

411
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,496
the fence, fence, fence.

412
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:56,672
Take control, Tina.

413
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,065
He's trying to scrape you off.

414
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,370
No, we're getting along great.

415
00:11:59,543 --> 00:12:00,676
[shouts]
My knee's turned around!

416
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:01,894
Nope, just my pants. I'm fine.

417
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,374
Hey, Tina, maybe you thought

418
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,505
this was fencing camp.

419
00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:05,812
[Tammy and Jocelyn laugh]

420
00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:06,682
I don't get it.

421
00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:07,726
Ow, I'm okay.

422
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:08,727
Ow, no, I'm not.

423
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,163
Ow, yes, I am.

424
00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:11,860
Ow, everything's great, ow.
Yay, horse camp!

425
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,868
Boy, what a great first day
at Restaurant Camp, huh, kids?

426
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,740
Any thoughts? Comments?

427
00:12:20,913 --> 00:12:22,176
Our counselor
wears short shorts!

428
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,091
Okay...

429
00:12:24,264 --> 00:12:26,048
Hey, Tina, you haven't
said a word about horse camp.

430
00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:27,224
How was it, hon?

431
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,225
Good, really good.Great!

432
00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:31,402
Just because my horse, Plops,
hates me and stepped on my foot,

433
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,230
and bit my hair,
and peed all over my backpack,

434
00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:35,318
doesn't mean that
I'm not having a great time.

435
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:36,407
Wait, what?

436
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:37,886
Tina, that's horrible.

437
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,409
Tina, you know,
you could always...

438
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,238
Do anything and everything
to win Plops over?

439
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,240
Um... I was gonna say quit?

440
00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:44,414
[laughs]
Oh, father.

441
00:12:44,588 --> 00:12:46,243
There's no quit in horse.

442
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,811
It's just that if you
quit today, we get a refund,

443
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,639
but if you quit tomorrow,
we don't.

444
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,466
It's just something I read
very carefully in the contract.

445
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,424
Go back to law school, Matlock.

446
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,124
Okay, I think I'm done
with dinner, so I'll just

447
00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:00,039
be in my room, icing my foot,
bandaging some things,

448
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,910
and gearing up
for an exciting day tomorrow!

449
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,129
[grunting]

450
00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:04,740
Sounds like a plan.
Cool limp.

451
00:13:04,913 --> 00:13:06,133
Thanks.

452
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,743
You can do this.

453
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,527
Bring on that Tina-risma.

454
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:10,919
Hey, Plops.

455
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,226
Look what
your best friend Tina has.

456
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,272
An apple.

457
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,926
Oh, and what's this?

458
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,971
A framed picture of me, huh.

459
00:13:19,145 --> 00:13:21,148
We could just, I don't know,
put this up in your stall

460
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:24,412
somewhere, so you can maybe
look at it when I'm not here?

461
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,761
Oops, uh, looks like you knocked
it out of my hand there.

462
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:27,937
Let me just...

463
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,111
[glass breaks]Damn it, Plops!

464
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,984
You're gonna let me in.

465
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,115
Also, I brought
a back-up picture just in case.

466
00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:34,725
[groans]

467
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,423
♪ Camp ♪

468
00:13:36,597 --> 00:13:38,120
♪ Camp ♪

469
00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:40,123
♪ Camp ♪

470
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,821
♪ Camp ♪

471
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,082
♪ Camp! ♪

472
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,953
LINDA:
Okay, a camp camp-out,

473
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,650
so exciting,

474
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,001
but I got to tell you,
I'm a little worried.

475
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,786
That that lighting
is not flattering?

476
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:51,918
No.

477
00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:53,441
I'm worried about Apron Face.

478
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,965
You see, Apron Face
used to go to this camp,

479
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,488
and now he haunts this place.

480
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,447
Why is he called
Apron Face?

481
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,448
He has an apron over his face.

482
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:02,928
There's got to be
another reason.

483
00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:05,322
There isn't, and all the other

484
00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:06,802
campers made fun of him.

485
00:14:06,975 --> 00:14:08,803
So, one night,
he took his revenge.

486
00:14:08,977 --> 00:14:10,326
He spatula-ed them all to death!

487
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,720
You know what,

488
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,940
I just got to
step out for a minute.

489
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:16,158
So, Restaurant Camp
is fun, right?

490
00:14:16,332 --> 00:14:17,812
We're honestly asking.
We-we don't know.

491
00:14:17,986 --> 00:14:19,509
Fun?
Yeah.

492
00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:20,510
No, no,
no, no, no.
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

493
00:14:20,684 --> 00:14:21,903
No?

494
00:14:22,077 --> 00:14:23,993
Uh-uh, you see,
Restaurant Camp gets us

495
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,341
out of work, so...

496
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:27,388
OLLIE:
Uh-huh... wait, what?

497
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,172
Okay, if we were
ranking things,

498
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,782
it would go
everything in the world...

499
00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:32,131
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

500
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,784
...then Restaurant Camp
way down here...

501
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,004
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

502
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:36,309
...then a little
below that, work.

503
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,965
And a little below
that, uh, genocide.

504
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,705
ANDY:
Ah, now I get it.

505
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,142
OLLIE: The visual was
helpful, thank you.

506
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,011
[yells]

507
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,404
[all screaming]

508
00:14:44,578 --> 00:14:45,710
Wow, Apron Face!

509
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:46,798
That was actually
pretty scary.

510
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:47,798
Yeah.

511
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,671
Okay, time for bed!

512
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:50,889
ANDY:
Are we not doing s'mores?

513
00:14:51,063 --> 00:14:52,369
LINDA:
No s'mores, go to sleep!

514
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:53,980
ANDY: Okay.
OLLIE:
Good night.

515
00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:56,024
Bye, Tina, my good one.

516
00:14:56,198 --> 00:14:58,201
See you this afternoon
for your riding exhibition.

517
00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,899
Can't wait.
Super excited.

518
00:15:00,072 --> 00:15:01,291
Oh, and have a good last day
at Restaurant Camp.

519
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:02,813
[groans]

520
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:09,255
Look at us, Plops, having
a nice, pleasant trail ride.

521
00:15:09,429 --> 00:15:11,039
I think someone's starting
to like old Tina.

522
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,432
Ow!

523
00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:14,565
Still a little bit
of tension there.

524
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:17,873
Maybe it's time for
Mr. Apple to pay another visit.

525
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,614
Okay, we're gonna trot.

526
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,268
Now there's a fork
in the trail up here,

527
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,226
so keep control of your horse
and stick to the right!

528
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,837
[all grunting]

529
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,404
[shouts]
Whoops!

530
00:15:29,884 --> 00:15:31,191
[whinnies]

531
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,539
[screaming]

532
00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:39,241
[screaming]Everybody still back there?

533
00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:41,941
ALL [grunting]:
Yes!

534
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,594
[screaming continues]

535
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,596
Bobby, look over there.
Don't look at me.

536
00:15:45,769 --> 00:15:47,120
What, why?
Don't look at me!

537
00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:48,294
Huh, you brought fries?

538
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,383
Yeah, I brought fries.

539
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,427
Where'd you get them from?

540
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,081
I-I'd rather not say.

541
00:15:52,254 --> 00:15:53,778
Wait a second,
those are crinkle cut.

542
00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,432
Did you get fries
from across the street?

543
00:15:55,605 --> 00:15:58,260
Did you bring Jimmy Pesto's
fries into my restaurant?!

544
00:15:58,434 --> 00:15:59,261
You did this!

545
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:00,828
Fix your damn fryer, Bob!

546
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,700
You want it fixed, Teddy?!
Fix it yourself!

547
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,049
Huh, handy man?!

548
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,051
I will fix it!

549
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:06,225
I'm going in the kitchen.

550
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,053
You don't have
any tools, Teddy!

551
00:16:08,227 --> 00:16:08,923
I know what I'm doing!

552
00:16:09,097 --> 00:16:10,839
[grunting, clattering]

553
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,797
Teddy, it sounds like
you're just shaking it.

554
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,885
I got my own process, Bob!

555
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,018
[grunting, clattering]

556
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,453
Ugh, kids, what
are you doing?

557
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,195
We're making
a napkin swamp.

558
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,283
We're just pouring water on
a bunch of napkins, basically.

559
00:16:21,457 --> 00:16:23,068
It's like being
back on the bayou.

560
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,287
Well, you're making
a giant mess.

561
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,635
W-where's your mom?

562
00:16:25,809 --> 00:16:27,072
What happened
to Restaurant Camp?

563
00:16:27,246 --> 00:16:28,856
Mom said the last day of
camp was a free day.

564
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,423
She's in the basement
grinding meat.

565
00:16:30,597 --> 00:16:31,599
Get out of work,

566
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:32,903
well, I'll show you.
[grunts]

567
00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:35,428
Uh-oh, looks like
there was a murder!

568
00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:37,299
We need CSI: Napkin Swamp.

569
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:38,779
Stop! You know what?

570
00:16:38,953 --> 00:16:40,302
Restaurant Camp is cancelled.

571
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,826
Just... everybody, go upstairs.

572
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,524
Go upstairs and do what?

573
00:16:43,697 --> 00:16:45,351
Whatever you want, just go.

574
00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:48,572
So, no Restaurant Camp
and no restaurant?

575
00:16:48,745 --> 00:16:50,009
And no pants?

576
00:16:50,182 --> 00:16:51,836
Keep them on
till you're upstairs!

577
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,099
[grunting]

578
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,534
The power of Christ
compels you!

579
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,971
The power of...
[groaning]

580
00:16:57,972 --> 00:17:00,105
So much galloping!

581
00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:01,976
[groaning]
Branch, branch!

582
00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:02,977
[shouts]

583
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,198
Plops!

584
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,894
This is the life,
huh, Gene?

585
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,201
Good-bye, restaurant,
good-bye, Restaurant Camp.

586
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,986
Good-bye, arts and crafts.

587
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,683
I mean, I am happy with how
my god's eye straw bra came out.

588
00:17:13,857 --> 00:17:16,470
God's getting an eyeful,
but, uh, yeah.

589
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:17,644
No more, thank you.

590
00:17:17,818 --> 00:17:19,080
I did kind of like Apron Face,

591
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,996
and it may be my Halloween
costume this year,

592
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,998
but, yeah, good riddance.

593
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,826
Yup.
Yup.

594
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:25,826
Mm-hmm.

595
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,134
Mm-hmm.

596
00:17:28,307 --> 00:17:29,482
We miss Restaurant Camp.

597
00:17:29,656 --> 00:17:30,701
What?

598
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,007
It gave us
structure and purpose,

599
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,529
and it got us
inner-city kids

600
00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:35,054
out of the city
for a change.

601
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,056
You-you miss Restaurant Camp?

602
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,883
What do you mean
you miss Restaurant Camp?

603
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:41,233
I kind of shut it down and
told them to go upstairs.

604
00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:42,496
[gasps]
Of course!

605
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:43,758
It all makes sense!

606
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,367
It's a classic
camp movie story.

607
00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:46,891
The kids just needed
to have the camp

608
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,023
taken away from them
by Old Man Belcher.

609
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,068
The bastard!

610
00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:51,940
He can go to hell!
Kids.

611
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,942
There must be some
way we can convince

612
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,856
Old Man Belcher
not to shut us down.

613
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,031
Bastard.BOB: Gene.

614
00:17:57,205 --> 00:17:58,772
Oh, we got to do a show.

615
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,557
A camp show with skits
and songs and skit songs.

616
00:18:01,731 --> 00:18:02,906
It's perfect!

617
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,213
So, how about it,
Old Man Belcher?

618
00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:08,086
Uh...

619
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,174
[in old man voice]:
These skits better

620
00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:10,393
be pretty damn good.

621
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,525
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!

622
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:12,526
[whoops]

623
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,528
Plops?

624
00:18:15,702 --> 00:18:17,835
Anyone?

625
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,184
Doris?

626
00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:20,576
Hello?

627
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,101
Plops!

628
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,711
You came back for me!

629
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:26,757
Crap.

630
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,585
♪ Restaurant camp is the ♪

631
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,239
♪ Best-aurant camp ♪

632
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,460
♪ All the rest of
the camps just aren't ♪

633
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,243
♪ That's why dear ♪

634
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:39,769
♪ Old restaurant camp is
in our little hearts. ♪

635
00:18:39,943 --> 00:18:41,031
[whoops]

636
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,598
Well, Old Man Belcher?

637
00:18:42,772 --> 00:18:44,252
Did we save the camp or what?

638
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,431
[in old man voice]:
The camp stays open.

639
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,128
ALL:
Hurray!

640
00:18:50,302 --> 00:18:51,433
That was so moving.

641
00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:53,000
Changing the subject,

642
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,394
turns out I cannot
fix the deep fryer,

643
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,438
but who needs fries?

644
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:56,961
You know what's good: chips.

645
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:57,961
You guys have chips, Bob?

646
00:18:58,136 --> 00:18:59,049
Uh, no.
Damn it!

647
00:18:59,224 --> 00:19:00,138
Are you serious?!

648
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,314
Oh, my God,
what time is it?

649
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:02,923
We're late for Tina's

650
00:19:03,097 --> 00:19:04,230
riding exhibition thingy!
We got to go!

651
00:19:04,403 --> 00:19:07,102
DORIS:
Okay, Jocelyn, let's see a turn!

652
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,104
Look, Mom, I'm on a horse.

653
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,060
I know.

654
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,759
Oh, good, we found you.

655
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:15,284
Not really, I kind
of just walked back here.

656
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,286
Well, uh, Plops
is in his stall.

657
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,461
Oh, good.

658
00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:20,288
Jocelyn, finish up with a trot!

659
00:19:20,462 --> 00:19:22,248
Okay.
[grunting]

660
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,509
Tina, come on,
get Plops.

661
00:19:23,683 --> 00:19:24,554
You're next.

662
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,164
[groaning]

663
00:19:26,338 --> 00:19:27,557
[Jericho whinnying]

664
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:29,906
[gasps]

665
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,952
Hey, Tina.

666
00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:32,823
Need a ride?

667
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:33,954
Jericho, you're here.

668
00:19:34,128 --> 00:19:35,739
How about you drop the Plops

669
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,349
and make the swap?

670
00:19:37,523 --> 00:19:39,177
You took the words
right out of my mouth.

671
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,354
Doris, I'm not going
to ride Plops.

672
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,660
I brought my own horse.
Huh?

673
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,270
His name is Jericho,
and I don't know

674
00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:47,097
if you can tell,
but he's imaginary.

675
00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:49,926
I want to ride on a horse that
loves me because I deserve that.

676
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,016
Um...

677
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,365
Did we miss it?
Did we miss it?

678
00:19:53,539 --> 00:19:55,150
No, looks like Tina's
just about to start,

679
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,804
but wait, where's Plops?

680
00:19:56,978 --> 00:20:00,023
So... mount your...

681
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,025
uh...I'll take it from here, Doris.

682
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,026
Oh, all right, yeah.

683
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,202
[grunting]

684
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,989
[gasps]
She's riding Jericho.

685
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,208
She-she's doing what?

686
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,165
Turning!

687
00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:13,167
[grunting]

688
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,996
Let's see this pony run.

689
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,953
[grunting]

690
00:20:17,127 --> 00:20:19,042
God, her form is perfect.

691
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,348
Taking this jump!

692
00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:22,046
What jump?
What's going on?

693
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,788
Taking a higher jump!

694
00:20:25,397 --> 00:20:26,181
[shouts]

695
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,529
[all gasp]

696
00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:28,575
I'm okay.

697
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,358
A little too high.

698
00:20:30,532 --> 00:20:32,012
She got back on.

699
00:20:32,186 --> 00:20:33,362
She's so brave.

700
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,669
So, we paid all
that money for Tina

701
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,584
to ride an imaginary horse.

702
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,368
Yeah, but look
how happy she is.

703
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,022
She's beautiful out there.

704
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,372
Yeah, she is.

705
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,068
Dad, I want
an imaginary horse.

706
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:46,506
I-I-I'll find you one
right away, honey.

707
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,549
I'll m-make a call, hold on.

708
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:49,203
Yay, that's my daughter!

709
00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:50,727
Way to go, Tina!

710
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,729
I love my weird,
brave sister!
Ride,

711
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,036
you glorious fool, ride!

712
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,384
[Tina whooping]

713
00:20:56,558 --> 00:20:59,519
[whinnies] Neigh!

714
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:03,566
[Jericho scatting]

715
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:06,526
TINA: ♪ Woo-hoo ♪

716
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,180
[Jericho scatting]

717
00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:12,401
♪ Woo-hoo. ♪

718
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:15,056
[Jericho scatting]