1 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:05,961 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:21,585 LINDA: Who wants 3 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,588 Mommy's Famous Pancakes with a chocolate chip 4 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:26,286 happy face on 'em?I don't get why they're so happy. 5 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,679 They're about to be eaten. And then worse. 6 00:00:28,853 --> 00:00:30,856 I kind of want to slap the smile off him. 7 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:34,164 Aw. When you guys were little, you loved Mr. Flapjack. 8 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:36,122 Now you're just a bunch of pancake poopers. 9 00:00:36,296 --> 00:00:38,429 [phone buzzes]Dad, get it! It could be the president 10 00:00:38,603 --> 00:00:39,777 of breakfast calling to congratulate us. 11 00:00:39,951 --> 00:00:41,128 Hello? 12 00:00:41,301 --> 00:00:42,999 Bob, it's me, Critter. 13 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:44,695 Oh, hey, Critter.Hey, Critter! Hi, Critter. 14 00:00:44,869 --> 00:00:46,829 Hey! Hi, Critter!So, how are you? 15 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:49,787 Oh, can't complain, except for the fact that I'm in jail. 16 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:51,006 You're in jail?Critter got pinched. 17 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:52,313 What happened? 18 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:53,792 Uh, it's silly, really. 19 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:55,664 I got stopped for a broken taillight, 20 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:58,796 and it turns out I owed $9,000 in unpaid parking tickets. 21 00:00:58,970 --> 00:01:01,060 Wow, that's a lot of unpaid parking tickets. 22 00:01:01,234 --> 00:01:02,670 Bob, I'm in an outlaw motorcycle club. 23 00:01:02,844 --> 00:01:04,150 We don't pay parking tickets. 24 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:05,935 In fact, we make kind of a whole big thing 25 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,328 about throwing 'em out. 26 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,329 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:10,808 [whooping] 28 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,593 Yeah! Yeah! Mmm! 29 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:14,117 But I got to pay off this fine and get out of jail. 30 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:15,944 That's where you come in. 31 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:18,513 W-Wait, wait. You want me to help you get out of jail? 32 00:01:18,686 --> 00:01:20,167 Jailbreak! Tell him we're in. 33 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:22,299 I'll put on a dress and distract the guard! 34 00:01:22,472 --> 00:01:24,084 Yoo-hoo! Just practicing. 35 00:01:24,257 --> 00:01:26,042 Listen, Bob, I need you to sell my bike for me 36 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:28,043 so I can pay off this fine and get out of here. 37 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:29,436 Can't you call Mudflap? 38 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:31,307 No, Mudflap's on a wilderness retreat 39 00:01:31,481 --> 00:01:32,831 called "Women of the Wild." 40 00:01:33,004 --> 00:01:34,703 They teach you how to survive in the woods-- 41 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:37,227 which dirt's edible, how to confuse a bear, stuff like that. 42 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:38,924 Oh. Who's watching your baby? 43 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:40,317 Sidecar's with the sitter. 44 00:01:40,490 --> 00:01:42,231 Look, I got a buyer lined up. 45 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:44,015 He'll give you ten grand for it. That'll cover my fine. 46 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,235 Oh, I-I can't really help you sell a motorcycle 47 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:48,456 that's probably... stolen, I'm assuming. 48 00:01:48,629 --> 00:01:50,979 GENE: Narc! Bob, the bike's not stolen. 49 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:52,938 It's made from stolen parts. 50 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:55,376 Once you put them all together, it's a brand-new bike. Hmm. 51 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:56,942 Here's what you got to do. 52 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:59,379 Go to my apartment, get my bike, go to the buyer. 53 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,033 Another outlaw biker guy? 54 00:02:01,207 --> 00:02:03,513 No, no, no, no, an investment banker guy named Kenny. 55 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:05,516 He's super straight-laced, kind of a big nerd, 56 00:02:05,689 --> 00:02:07,561 but he thinks this biker stuff will make him cool. 57 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:09,737 So when you drop off the bike, make him feel cool. 58 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:11,217 He'll give you the money, you pay my fine, 59 00:02:11,391 --> 00:02:13,610 I get out of jail, we high five. 60 00:02:13,784 --> 00:02:15,396 Critter, I really wish we could help, but...[phone beeping] 61 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,572 Bob, my phone time's up. I need a yes or no answer here. 62 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:20,313 No? Damn it! I don't know why I gave you that option. 63 00:02:20,487 --> 00:02:22,141 LOUISE: So, let me get this straight. 64 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:24,752 Critter asked you for help, and you told him to rot in jail? 65 00:02:24,926 --> 00:02:27,234 Louise, that's not what happened... exactly. 66 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:28,887 I just hope when wecall you from jail, 67 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:30,454 you'll help usout.Yeah. 68 00:02:30,627 --> 00:02:32,586 Of course we will! 69 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,110 And bring us a cake with a smaller cake smuggled inside it! 70 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:37,983 So, we could stay here 71 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,897 at our boring restaurant all day, 72 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:43,250 or we could help an outlaw biker sell his motorcycle. 73 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:44,860 This is a no-brainer! 74 00:02:45,033 --> 00:02:46,600 No.Come on! 75 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,079 We never do fun activities together! 76 00:02:48,254 --> 00:02:49,951 This family is falling apart! 77 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:52,084 We're all just strangers under the same roof. 78 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,043 Guys, selling a probably stolen bike 79 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:56,132 isn't a fun family activity. 80 00:02:56,305 --> 00:02:59,483 Going to the zoo is a fun family activity. 81 00:02:59,656 --> 00:03:01,268 Aw, I love the zoo. 82 00:03:01,442 --> 00:03:02,355 So many animals. 83 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,052 Yeah, yeah.[phone buzzing] 84 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:05,445 I don't know this number. 85 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,317 That's exciting.Hello? 86 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:09,667 Bob, it's me again. I'm talking on a butt phone. 87 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:10,668 What's a butt phone? 88 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,453 Well, it's a cell phone 89 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:14,193 somebody smuggled in here in an orifice of his body. 90 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:16,370 Oh, okay.Come on, I'm desperate here. 91 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,110 You're the only one I can ask for help. 92 00:03:18,284 --> 00:03:20,199 Why don't you just ask the One Eyed Snakes? 93 00:03:20,373 --> 00:03:22,288 The biker gang that you're the leader of? 94 00:03:22,462 --> 00:03:24,986 [muffled]: I'm kind of on a break from the One Eyed Snakes. 95 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,814 What? I can't understand you. 96 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:29,513 [muffled]: I'm on a break from the One Eyed Snakes. 97 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:31,384 I still can't make out what you're saying. 98 00:03:31,558 --> 00:03:33,951 I'm on a break from the One Eyed Snakes!MAN: Hey. 99 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:36,216 Oh. Really? You left the One Eyed Snakes?What?! 100 00:03:36,389 --> 00:03:37,825 Great. Now everybody in jail knows. 101 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,262 I'm probably gonna get picked last 102 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,002 for riots and stuff like that. 103 00:03:41,176 --> 00:03:43,179 What-what happened?I'm a dad now. 104 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,701 I-I can't go out till 6:00 in the morning 105 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,400 and then get up at 6:00 in the morning. 106 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,489 I get it. Everything changes when you have kids. 107 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:50,664 I heard your penis gets stretched out, 108 00:03:50,838 --> 00:03:52,579 and it's never the same. Gene. 109 00:03:52,753 --> 00:03:55,146 Also, I got a straight job at What the Tech. 110 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,149 It's an electronic superstore. 111 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,716 Critter, that's great! 112 00:03:58,889 --> 00:04:00,891 I know, I know, right thing, blah, blah, blah. 113 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:03,546 But here's why I got to get out of jail ASAP. 114 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:05,200 I start today at 4:00. 115 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,377 If I don't show up, I don't have a job. 116 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:10,032 And if I don't have a job, I can't provide for my family. 117 00:04:10,205 --> 00:04:12,207 But I guess I could always go back to robbing. 118 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,122 Oh, come on, Critter. Looting. 119 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,343 Critter. Coming up with more and more interesting ways 120 00:04:16,516 --> 00:04:18,387 to sell crystal methamphetamine. Critter. 121 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,521 But maybe you can live with that; maybe I had you wrong. 122 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,435 [sighs] Okay, fine, I'll help you. 123 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:25,177 Oh, thank you, Bob! I'm eternally grateful! 124 00:04:25,351 --> 00:04:26,569 See you soon. Love you. 125 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,005 Bye. Love you, too. 126 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:29,704 What happened? You love him? 127 00:04:29,877 --> 00:04:32,358 Oh, I guess I'm gonna help Critter sell his bike. 128 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:33,882 ALL: Yay! 129 00:04:34,055 --> 00:04:35,404 Lin, will you and the kids watch the restaurant? 130 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,711 I'm gonna go to Critter's. ALL: No! 131 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:39,278 I know you guys want to go, 132 00:04:39,452 --> 00:04:41,367 but Lin, someone has to watch the restaurant. 133 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,064 I want to see the baby. 134 00:04:43,238 --> 00:04:45,067 Come on, Dad. It's either this or the zoo. 135 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,199 And nobody wants to go to the zoo except Mom. 136 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:49,026 I love the zoo. Fine. 137 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:50,507 I guess we're closing the restaurant 138 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,031 so we can help sell a mostly stolen bike. 139 00:04:53,204 --> 00:04:55,903 Yay! Close the restaurant!Baby! 140 00:04:56,077 --> 00:04:57,644 Zoo! Tina!Oh. Right. Bike! 141 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:03,214 Hi, baby! Boop, boop![phone chimes] 142 00:05:03,389 --> 00:05:04,738 Critter just texted. 143 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:06,915 From the butt phone?I'm waiting for a fart fax. 144 00:05:07,088 --> 00:05:09,918 He said to look for his garage key next to the skull. 145 00:05:10,091 --> 00:05:11,701 Which skull? There are, like, 20 of them. 146 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:12,702 This one's cool. 147 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:13,964 Hi. How are you? 148 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:15,706 I don't know, I just have a headache. 149 00:05:15,879 --> 00:05:17,968 So, Sidecar just ate, and I have to go. 150 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,622 Wait. What? No, no, no. 151 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,581 Critter didn't say anything about watching the baby. 152 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,235 Well, I have an exam. 153 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,975 And the professor says I have to start going to those. 154 00:05:25,149 --> 00:05:26,456 It's okay. I can watch the baby. 155 00:05:26,629 --> 00:05:28,023 Lin, no, we...Give me the baby. 156 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:29,415 Oh, I got the baby! 157 00:05:29,589 --> 00:05:31,286 He needs his nap soon. 158 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,463 And he's a little... difficult to put down. 159 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,465 And if he doesn't get his nap, he's... 160 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,511 I don't want to say a horrifying monster, 161 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,600 but, um, have you seen that movie Monster? 162 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:41,644 Oh, I can put him down. I have three kids. 163 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,473 I can still rock Gene to sleep. Gene, come here. 164 00:05:43,646 --> 00:05:45,649 No! Stay away, you sleep witch! 165 00:05:45,822 --> 00:05:47,999 Aw. Okay, so call if you need anything. 166 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:50,132 But also, don't call because I'll be in my exam. 167 00:05:50,305 --> 00:05:52,394 Found the key. I'm supposed to take the motorcycle 168 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:54,658 to a guy named Kenny on Water Street. 169 00:05:54,831 --> 00:05:56,572 Great. How are we supposed to get it all the way over there? 170 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:58,182 I'll drive it.No, Louise. 171 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,401 I guess I'll roll it over.[Louise grunting] 172 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:00,750 That's bad ass, Dad. 173 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,274 You know what?[Sidecar jabbers] 174 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,101 I'm just gonna put him in the stroller, 175 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:06,278 walk around the block, and I bet he falls asleep right away. 176 00:06:06,452 --> 00:06:07,932 He just needs an experienced mom. 177 00:06:08,105 --> 00:06:09,499 Come on, baby. Ooh, the baby. [laughs] 178 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,632 [laughs] I'm killin' it with this kid. 179 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,329 I'm glad Mom has someone else to smother 180 00:06:13,502 --> 00:06:14,809 so I can finally grow up and... 181 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:16,766 Ooh! Rattle! Shake, shake, shake! 182 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:18,855 Whoa! Ah! 183 00:06:19,029 --> 00:06:20,944 Oh, whoops, you got away from me! Huh! 184 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:22,293 I got you back. You're safe. 185 00:06:22,468 --> 00:06:23,992 [Sidecar jabbers gently] 186 00:06:24,165 --> 00:06:25,994 ♪ Sidecar thinks I'm a fun Mommy... ♪ 187 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:29,300 Sidecar, do you like your name?[jabbering] 188 00:06:29,475 --> 00:06:31,826 Oh, no. Yeah, I like it, too. It's really... pretty. 189 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,348 Oh, Hot Totties! 190 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:34,829 I used to take the kids here 191 00:06:35,002 --> 00:06:36,786 when they were babies. Hmm. 192 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:38,485 You're supposed to be napping right now. 193 00:06:38,658 --> 00:06:40,182 But you know what would be good? 194 00:06:40,355 --> 00:06:42,271 To go in there and get you tired out. 195 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,925 You want to go in? 196 00:06:44,098 --> 00:06:45,143 Just look at me and say nothing if you want to go in. 197 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:46,492 [jabbers] 198 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,146 I-I said say nothing. 199 00:06:48,319 --> 00:06:49,451 [jabbering] 200 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,019 Say nothing. 201 00:06:51,975 --> 00:06:52,976 All right, great, we're going in. 202 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,891 [Bob grunting with effort] 203 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:56,850 This bike doesn't sound well. 204 00:06:57,024 --> 00:06:58,329 Yeah, it doesn't handle well, either. 205 00:06:58,504 --> 00:07:00,420 You know, you guys are making this much harder. 206 00:07:00,593 --> 00:07:02,377 GENE: And it kind of has an attitude. 207 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,379 Hey, that guy keeps turning when we turn. 208 00:07:04,553 --> 00:07:06,338 He's wearing loafers. You know what that means. 209 00:07:06,512 --> 00:07:08,209 He's got pennies. 210 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:10,516 TINA: Maybe he should use them to buy socks. Am I right? 211 00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:12,040 [grunting] 212 00:07:12,213 --> 00:07:14,041 Let's see if Preppy Pete turns, too. 213 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:16,218 LOUISE [gasps]: He is following us! 214 00:07:16,391 --> 00:07:17,872 No, he's not, Louise. 215 00:07:18,045 --> 00:07:20,351 He's just coincidentally turning when we turn. 216 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:23,050 Maybe he's never seen a man's back sweat as much as yours. 217 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:24,966 My back's not... Oh, my God, it is. 218 00:07:25,139 --> 00:07:26,533 Mm-hmm. 219 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:28,838 [jabbering] 220 00:07:29,012 --> 00:07:30,231 Aw! That's nice. 221 00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:31,711 They get along, don't they? 222 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,103 Yeah. They're baby buddies. 223 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:35,062 What's this one's name?Sidecar. 224 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:36,411 What?Si... Simon. 225 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,891 Simon. Says. 226 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,850 Well, that's a nice name.Thank you! 227 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:42,374 This is Jacob.Hi, Jacob! 228 00:07:42,548 --> 00:07:44,680 I'm Linda.And I'm Bethany. 229 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:46,769 Mama.Hey, he called me Mama! 230 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:48,728 He's never... done that before? 231 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:50,470 Ah... no! 232 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,949 Well, this is a special moment! [jabbers] 233 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:55,692 Yeah, it sure is, because, uh, I-I'm Simon's mama! 234 00:07:55,865 --> 00:07:57,084 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 235 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:58,564 ♪ Me and Simon. ♪ 236 00:07:58,738 --> 00:08:00,088 Gettin' through the world together, huh? 237 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:01,480 Just us... two. Yeah. 238 00:08:01,654 --> 00:08:03,091 Right now, till we go home later. 239 00:08:03,264 --> 00:08:04,918 Are you married?Yeah. No, yeah. 240 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:06,442 [door buzzer sounds] 241 00:08:06,615 --> 00:08:07,442 Well, this is the address. 242 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:08,574 [Tina and Gene grunt] 243 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:09,706 Looks like we lost our stalker. 244 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:11,141 Louise, no one is stalking us. 245 00:08:11,315 --> 00:08:13,100 Yeah, 'cause we lost him. 246 00:08:13,274 --> 00:08:15,538 Are you Bob? Uh, yeah. Kenny, right? 247 00:08:15,711 --> 00:08:17,452 Critter's bike. Wow. 248 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,281 You guys don't look like One Eyed Snakes. 249 00:08:19,454 --> 00:08:20,716 How dare you. 250 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,283 You don't look like a Kenny. 251 00:08:22,457 --> 00:08:23,720 Yeah, you look like an Ethan or a Chad. 252 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:25,156 Nice jacket. A lot of zippers. 253 00:08:25,329 --> 00:08:27,331 Not too many, right?No, no, no, no. 254 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,117 Wait, are you being sarcastic? 255 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:31,423 'Cause I'm really sensitive right now. I just bought this. 256 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,817 Give us a twirl. ♪ Twirling. ♪ [whistles] 257 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:37,125 Okay, let's fire her up, but not without my mandana. 258 00:08:37,298 --> 00:08:38,605 Uh, okay. Yeah. 259 00:08:38,778 --> 00:08:40,302 Time to go hog wild. [grunts] 260 00:08:40,475 --> 00:08:41,563 Time to go... [grunting] 261 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:42,783 Okay, time to go... [grunt] 262 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:43,783 Hmm. Okay, time to... [grunts] 263 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,307 Hog. Time to go... 264 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,308 Let's try that again. Ready? Time to go ho... Ow! 265 00:08:47,482 --> 00:08:48,831 Time to go, oh, hog. That's not it. 266 00:08:49,005 --> 00:08:50,659 I'm starting to feel bad for the bike. 267 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,313 Maybe it's just not time to go hog wild. 268 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:53,793 Ah, there. Ah. [laughs][engine starts] 269 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,360 There we go. Wow. 270 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:57,624 Nothing like the sound of a 1,200-cc engine 271 00:08:57,798 --> 00:09:00,191 in the body of an outlaw hog, uh? [laughs] 272 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:01,845 Hey, we gotta split, man! The meth house is gonna blow! 273 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,455 I'm just kidding. 274 00:09:03,629 --> 00:09:05,109 No, I'm not. We gotta go, man, we gotta go! 275 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,850 Uh, Kenny, maybe we should finish our transaction 276 00:09:08,024 --> 00:09:09,809 so we can leave, and then you can keep doing that? 277 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:12,333 Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Sure. I'll go get the money. 278 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,902 I'm leaving it running because I love the sound. 279 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,686 And not because you're not strong enough to start it again. 280 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:17,991 KENNY: Right! 281 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,863 [engine revs] 282 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,385 No! Stop! 283 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,039 What the...? Where's my bike? 284 00:09:23,213 --> 00:09:24,868 Preppy Pete just stole it! 285 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,347 [gasps] The stalker. 286 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,263 Well, great. Now I can't trust stalkers. 287 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,355 See, that guy wasstalking us. 288 00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:36,576 This stinks! This sucks!Language! 289 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,054 Oh, God, I have to tell Critter 290 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,665 that someone stole his bike. 291 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,405 The bike that was gonna get him out of jail 292 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,017 and put his life on the right track. 293 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,888 Would it be rude if I just texted him that? 294 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:47,020 No, I should call.You're gonna call the butt phone? 295 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:49,023 Yes, Tina, and please stop saying "butt phone." 296 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,807 Can I have one more?Okay, one more. 297 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:52,852 Butt phone. Actually, wait, can I save it for later? 298 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,375 Fine.Yes... 299 00:09:54,549 --> 00:09:56,378 Hi. Can I, uh, please speak with Critter? 300 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,857 Hold, please. 301 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,206 Hey, Bob, are you here? You got the money? 302 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:00,600 Hey, I talked to Candace.Um... 303 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,384 Thanks for taking care of Sidecar. 304 00:10:02,557 --> 00:10:04,559 He's a sweet little fella. 'Less he doesn't get a nap. 305 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,909 Then he gets extremely violent and he just starts swingin'. 306 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,216 Takes after his mother. 307 00:10:08,389 --> 00:10:10,043 Uh, listen, Critter, um, 308 00:10:10,217 --> 00:10:13,221 someone, uh, kind of... stole your motorcycle. 309 00:10:13,394 --> 00:10:15,265 Bob, I sincerely hope you didn't say 310 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,572 what I think you just said. 311 00:10:16,745 --> 00:10:18,573 Someone stalked us and stole it! 312 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,402 He was wearing fancy pants! 313 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:21,663 Whoa, whoa, hold-hold on. 314 00:10:21,837 --> 00:10:23,404 Did Gene just say "fancy pants"? 315 00:10:23,578 --> 00:10:25,014 Yeah, he did have nice pants. 316 00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:26,190 Loafers? Yeah. 317 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,669 Socks or no socks? 318 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,062 Um... no socks? 319 00:10:29,236 --> 00:10:30,933 That sounds like Carl.Carl? 320 00:10:31,107 --> 00:10:32,806 Yeah, I called Carl first, before Kenny. 321 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:36,070 He's another nerdy finance guy who collects outlaw biker stuff. 322 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:37,724 Another one?! What's with these guys? 323 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,421 I don't know. I kind of get it. 324 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:40,682 They're trapped in a world of numbers, 325 00:10:40,856 --> 00:10:42,119 but their lives don't add up. 326 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,730 All bills, no thrills. 327 00:10:43,903 --> 00:10:45,078 Breaks your heart, really. 328 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,601 Carl tried to lowball me, 329 00:10:46,775 --> 00:10:48,385 so I told him I was gonna sell to somebody else. 330 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:50,084 That no-socks son of a bitch 331 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,693 must've been pissed off enough to steal it. 332 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,129 Well, should we call the police? 333 00:10:53,303 --> 00:10:55,567 Whoa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No po-po. 334 00:10:55,741 --> 00:10:57,221 This bike has some stolen qualities, remember? 335 00:10:57,394 --> 00:10:58,745 Right, right, right. 336 00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:01,138 Bob, I'm supposed to start work in a few hours. 337 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,792 I don't want to put pressure on you, but this is 338 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:03,966 my entire life in your hands. 339 00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:05,839 I know, I know. 340 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,971 You've got to find Carl Lumpkin and get my motorcycle back. 341 00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:10,712 How am I supposed to find Carl Lumpkin? 342 00:11:10,886 --> 00:11:12,192 Oh, I know Carl Lumpkin. 343 00:11:12,366 --> 00:11:13,585 You do?Oh, yeah sure. We play squash. 344 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:15,456 He stole your bike.He did what?! 345 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:18,111 Oh, that is classic Carl. He also cheats at squash. 346 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,157 Is that Kenny?Yeah. Kenny knows Carl. 347 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,592 Put him on.He wants to talk to you. 348 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,291 Oh, boy. Um, how do I look? 349 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,075 Amazing.This is Kenny. 350 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,554 You know where Carl Lumpkin lives? 351 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:27,947 Why, are you gonna kill him? 352 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,950 No, you are. 353 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,168 No, I'm just yankin' your chain.[laughs nervously] 354 00:11:32,342 --> 00:11:35,476 I gotcha. I gotcha.You got me so... so good. Ah. 355 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:38,349 Now, what you're gonna do is you're gonna go to his house...Uh-huh, yes. 356 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,221 get your bike...Uh-huh. 357 00:11:40,394 --> 00:11:43,267 ...and give my money to Bob.Okay. Okay, cool plan. Yeah. 358 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,965 Put Bob back on.Really enjoyed talking to you. 359 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,183 Bob, listen, if Carl gives you any trouble, 360 00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:48,576 you're the muscle. Be tough. 361 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,187 Um. H-How do I do that? 362 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,014 Intimidate him. Make a threat. 363 00:11:52,188 --> 00:11:53,451 Maybe something in the stabbing department. 364 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,975 Ever stab anybody?No. 365 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,672 Well, don't tell him that.[phone beeps] 366 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,673 Ooh, Bob, got to go. You don't get a lot of minutes 367 00:11:58,847 --> 00:12:01,024 on these prepaid cavity phones. Go get 'em. 368 00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:03,852 Please tell me he told you we had to stab somebody. 369 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,506 He did.Yes! 370 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,291 Let's get stabby, Flabby! 371 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,118 Ow. 372 00:12:09,423 --> 00:12:10,599 Look at 'em. 373 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:11,817 Might be too many baby cooks 374 00:12:11,991 --> 00:12:13,557 in the baby kitchen, right? 375 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,822 [chuckles] Yeah, if you can't stand the baby heat... 376 00:12:15,995 --> 00:12:17,692 get out of the baby kitchen.Get out of the baby oven. 377 00:12:17,866 --> 00:12:19,563 It's oven. 378 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,479 [phone rings]Oh. Oh, it's my husband. 379 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,524 Hi, babe. We're gonna be a little late, I think. 380 00:12:23,698 --> 00:12:25,875 Simon's still awake. I'm trying to tire him out. 381 00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:27,572 Who's Simon?[whispers]: Sidecar. 382 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,705 I'm at Hot Totties with some fun young moms 383 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,054 and they think Sidecar's my son. And he called me Mama. 384 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,274 And I call him Simon. And we're just going with it. 385 00:12:34,448 --> 00:12:36,190 Okay. Well, 386 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,365 Critter's bike got stolen and I'm supposed to threaten 387 00:12:38,539 --> 00:12:41,238 to stab this guy. So we're gonna be a little late, too. 388 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,849 Huh. Well, I guess my day's going a little better 389 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,764 than yours... Oh! Oh!Oh! 390 00:12:44,937 --> 00:12:46,765 Oh, God. He's throwing fake food everywhere.[yelling] 391 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,549 Oh. Right. They said he gets violent 392 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:51,335 if he doesn't nap, so... good luck with that. 393 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:52,989 Ooh!Linda? 394 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,076 Bob, I got to go. The other moms are watching. 395 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,948 Ow, ow. Oh![yelling] 396 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,690 LOUISE: Remember, Dad, your biker name is Mustache Manny 397 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,169 and you once ate somebody's eyebrows 398 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,562 for looking at you funny. 399 00:13:01,736 --> 00:13:03,043 And you hate cilantro. 400 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,696 Give me a Mustache Manny face. 401 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,046 [growling] 402 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,350 Chills.Yeah. Oh, yeah. 403 00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:08,875 Look at you, Dad. 404 00:13:09,048 --> 00:13:10,789 You're having fun, aren't you? 405 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,096 No. Just trying to get into character.[man vrooming] 406 00:13:13,269 --> 00:13:14,750 Wait, wait, shh, shh. Do you hear that? 407 00:13:14,923 --> 00:13:16,751 MAN: You look at my bike again 408 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,536 and you're dead meat.It's coming from the backyard. 409 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,364 Yeah, I don't play by the rules. [imitates revving engine] 410 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,801 Carl! Uh-oh. 411 00:13:24,106 --> 00:13:26,370 Hi. Uh, can I help you? 412 00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:28,416 Oh, hey, Kenny. 413 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:31,375 Carl.Super-duper cool to see you, bud. 414 00:13:31,548 --> 00:13:33,595 Uh, I cannot hang out right now. 415 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,726 I've got something on the stove, 416 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,947 and I don't want it to burn. 417 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,427 Oh what a coincidence, 'cause you know what else is burning? 418 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,775 Your pants, because you're a liar! 419 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,734 And that jacket looks ridiculous on you. 420 00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:44,692 I-I've gotten a lot of compliments. Bye. 421 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:45,912 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 422 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,696 Carl, we know you have 423 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:48,957 Critter's bike in there. 424 00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:50,611 Give it back. Now. 425 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,265 Or I'm gonna eat your eyebrows. 426 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,788 What? 427 00:13:53,962 --> 00:13:55,746 I mean, I'm gonna st... I'll stab you. 428 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,750 What Mustache Manny the dangerous outlaw biker 429 00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:02,188 is trying to say is hand over the bike, pal. 430 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,321 Uh, I don't know what bike you guys are talking about. 431 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,932 Oh, yeah? Then what's the motorcycle shaped-lump 432 00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:08,977 in your backyard?Eh, that's not a motorcycle. 433 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,850 Oh, it's not? What is it then?My, uh... horse? 434 00:14:12,024 --> 00:14:13,243 TINA: Go on.That is myoutlaw hog! 435 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,504 Hey! 436 00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:17,333 Aha!Where'd my horse go? 437 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,466 Butterscotch.Butterscotch. 438 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,163 [grunts] 439 00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:23,471 That's how you do it, Kenny.No! 440 00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:24,471 Get off, get off! Get... You're squishing my face! 441 00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:25,865 Get off me. Get off! 442 00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:27,605 Don't! Stop it! Ge...Oh, my God. 443 00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:29,389 Ge... Don't do that! Aah! Stop it. Aah!Oh! 444 00:14:29,563 --> 00:14:30,477 Again, again! 445 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:31,653 Are you guys okay? 446 00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:32,827 Yeah. Just tell me one thing. 447 00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:34,264 Did I look cool? 448 00:14:34,437 --> 00:14:36,484 I think you know the answer to that. 449 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:41,270 [distorted roaring] 450 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,144 [distorted]: [chuckling] He's fine. 451 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,363 He's okay. 452 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,842 You're okay. 453 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,671 Aah! 454 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,846 Oh, God. Oh, my God. This is bad. 455 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,674 And we're running out of time. 456 00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,720 Kenny, you've gotta give us the money. We gotta go. 457 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:56,982 No, I'm not buying a damaged bike. 458 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,854 But you damaged it. 459 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,376 You know what? Carl really seems to want it and I'm gonna 460 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,075 step back and graciously allow him to have it. 461 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,033 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You should have it. 462 00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:05,687 You-you look really good on it.No, you know what, it really goes, 463 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,341 You look-- no, it goes great with your whole 464 00:15:07,514 --> 00:15:08,732 backyard tarp thing you've got going on here, so... 465 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,212 Hey, should we just forget this whole thing, 466 00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:11,998 and take it out on the squash court?Yes. 467 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,520 Squash it out!Listen! 468 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,349 Somebody's fixing and buying this bike, 469 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,003 and we're getting Critter out of jail! 470 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,177 I nominate Carl or you. 471 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,352 I second you. I third. 472 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:20,615 Oh, my God. 473 00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:22,182 Dad, quick sidebar. 474 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,313 I know who can fix it-- the One Eyed Snakes. 475 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,837 Louise, we can't go to the One Eyed Snakes. 476 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,404 We don't really have a choice here. 477 00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:30,364 If these squares aren't gonna pay to fix it, 478 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,148 the One Eyed Snakes are our only hope. 479 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,409 Fine. 480 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,802 Kenny, if the One Eyed Snakes 481 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:35,846 are willing to fix the motorcycle, 482 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,066 would you buy it then? 483 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,720 Do I get to meet them?Yes. 484 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:39,850 Yes!Well, now I want it. 485 00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:41,244 Well, except that I want it. 486 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,898 Well, I want it, though.No, I want it. 487 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,203 BOTH: I want it! I want it! I want it! 488 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,596 Stop! Stop!I want it! 489 00:15:45,769 --> 00:15:47,206 Kenny, you come with us. 490 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,817 Carl, go back inside and don't steal things. 491 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:50,687 You're not my mom. 492 00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:52,428 What if he is? 493 00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:54,562 All right, let's roll this bike to the One Eyed Snakes. 494 00:15:54,735 --> 00:15:56,432 Wait, I just want to say good-bye to Butterscotch. 495 00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:57,565 Butterscotch isn't real. 496 00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:58,913 Right, right, right, right. 497 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:00,654 Bye, Butterscotch, just in case! 498 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,269 [One Eyed Snakes clamoring, fists thudding, loud crashing] 499 00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:09,576 Uh, maybe you kids should wait out here. 500 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,057 Uh-uh, we started this together. 501 00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,710 We're ending it together. 502 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,408 Yeah, like when we got that 15-foot party sub. 503 00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:17,236 All right, fine, just stay near me. 504 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,759 That goes for you, too, Kenny. 505 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,587 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 506 00:16:20,761 --> 00:16:22,937 Hold-hold up, you want us to help fix Critter's bike, 507 00:16:23,111 --> 00:16:26,072 so you can sell it to Wolf of Wall Street over here? 508 00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:27,725 Kenny, hi. No one introduced us. Big fan. 509 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,379 [growls][chuckling] 510 00:16:29,552 --> 00:16:31,903 Kenny, Kenny? Kenny?I'm sorry, got nervous. 511 00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:33,427 Not now, not now.Laugh when I'm nervous. 512 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,732 But don't you want to help get Critter out of jail? 513 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,996 No.Critter hasn't talked to us in weeks. 514 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,606 Yeah, yeah, and when we do see him, 515 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,216 he looks sleepy, and he just feels 516 00:16:41,390 --> 00:16:42,566 like he's never present with me. 517 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:43,959 Yeah, he hardly wants any meth. 518 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,613 But he has to get out of jail. 519 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,528 He's starting his new job today at What the Tech. 520 00:16:47,701 --> 00:16:48,963 What?Oh, God, see this is what I'm talking about. 521 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,443 Are you kidding me?I know! 522 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:51,836 Oh, wait, I-I don't think 523 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,403 I was supposed to tell anyone that. 524 00:16:53,576 --> 00:16:54,926 Loose lips, wide hips. 525 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,493 Listen, Bob, it's not gonna happen. 526 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,321 Wheel that out of here.Before you kick us out, 527 00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,801 could I just get a couple of selfies with you guys? 528 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,410 Okay, just don't get my double chin. 529 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:02,846 Well, then you, I hold the camera up like this, look. 530 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,240 Yeah, you hold it up.See, and gooseneck. 531 00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:05,675 And click. 532 00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:07,678 [frantic humming] 533 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,115 ♪ Sleepity-deedy. ♪ 534 00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:10,115 [gasps] 535 00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:11,073 I did it! 536 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,074 I freakin' did it! 537 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,292 He's asleep. 538 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,771 Ooh, Bethany, you're bleeding. 539 00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:16,861 Oh, yeah, just a little. [chuckles] 540 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,602 But Jacob was throwing stuff, too, right? 541 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:19,994 Oh, it was a whirlwind. 542 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,910 No, it was mostly Simon. 543 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,346 Jacob was just covering himself. 544 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:24,781 He learned the word help today. 545 00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:25,957 Help. 546 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,175 [shushes] Jacob, shush, shush. 547 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:28,786 Please don't shush my son. 548 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,657 Okay, look, you know, so Sidecar got a little crazy. 549 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,963 They said he would be hard to put down and it's true. 550 00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:34,488 Who's "they"? 551 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:35,792 Yeah, and who's Sidecar? 552 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,185 Who said that?What's going on? 553 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,536 I, uh, okay, okay, okay, yes. 554 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,496 I-I renamed this kid Simon and I told you he was my son. 555 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:43,758 He's not your son? 556 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:44,801 Let me clarify. 557 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,847 I did not kidnap him, okay? 558 00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:48,980 His father's in jail and his mother's in the woods. 559 00:17:49,154 --> 00:17:50,547 I mean, she's alive! She's fine! 560 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,506 I'm just gonna make a quick call. 561 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,334 No, no, no, no, no, no! No phone! 562 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,987 Oh, look at that-- Jacob's getting into preschool! 563 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,684 [gasps] What? Where? Which one? 564 00:17:57,858 --> 00:17:59,817 [shushing rapidly] 565 00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:02,037 Delete, delete, delete. 566 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,865 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 567 00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:05,171 I like that one. Send me that one. 568 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,259 Send it to me, too. 569 00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:08,217 Looking at us laughing together. 570 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,871 Guys, will you please just tell Kenny you'll fix the bike, 571 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,220 so he'll give me the money? 572 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,829 Bob, I said no. 573 00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:14,309 We clearly don't mean anything to Critter, 574 00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:16,182 so he doesn't mean anything to us. 575 00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:18,009 Of course you guys mean something to him. 576 00:18:18,183 --> 00:18:20,098 You know what? I'll bet he misses 577 00:18:20,272 --> 00:18:22,797 raising hell with all of you, uh... 578 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,580 Lovable scamps? 579 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:27,105 Right, so why don't you try to meet him in the middle? 580 00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:29,412 What do you mean?Well, like, maybe you could 581 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,587 wake up early with Critter and raise hell 582 00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,415 before he has to go to work or... 583 00:18:33,589 --> 00:18:36,201 after work, but before Sidecar's bedtime. 584 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,987 Like, commit a crime or whatever you like to do. 585 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,380 Crime. Right. 586 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,598 So you do that before bedtime, right, guys? 587 00:18:42,772 --> 00:18:44,513 I do my crimes before bedtime. 588 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,125 Tuckers me right out. 589 00:18:46,298 --> 00:18:47,996 Ah, I guess we can be a little more tolerant 590 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,563 of Critter's situation. 591 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,041 And other races. 592 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,218 Also, for the record, 593 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,394 having kids isn't that bad. 594 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,090 I mean, I've spent all day 595 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,223 doing this extremely inconvenient favor for Critter, 596 00:18:58,397 --> 00:19:01,749 but being with my kids actually made it kind of fun. 597 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:02,880 Aw, that's-that's nice.Aw! 598 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:03,968 You're welcome! 599 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,404 Ha-ha, you like your kids. 600 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,711 So, the motorcycle-- fix it, please? 601 00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:09,583 Yeah, we'll-we'll fix it up. 602 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,150 And then you can sell it to this square over here. 603 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,326 [chuckles] It's Kenny. Or whatever you want. 604 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,587 Hey, you guys on LinkedIn? LOUISE: Aw, Kenny... 605 00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:16,198 ICE PICK: Yeah, I am. 606 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,329 BIKER 1: Me, too. BIKER 2: Yeah, me, too. 607 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,507 You sure you want to work today, Dad? 608 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,769 'Cause we could find another biker to get out of jail. 609 00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:24,292 Like a naughty unicyclist. 610 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,946 No, I think I'm good.Look. 611 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,426 It's Critter and Mudflap. 612 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,602 Oh, with my buddy Sidecar. 613 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:29,906 [door bell jingles] 614 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,952 Ugh! I can't look at you like that. 615 00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:33,954 I know. I can't look at myself. 616 00:19:34,128 --> 00:19:35,957 Yeah, at least cut the sleeves off. 617 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,088 I tried-- my manager's a 19-year-old boy 618 00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:40,134 named Randy, and he reamed me for it. 619 00:19:40,308 --> 00:19:42,136 GENE: Mm.Well, it is what it is. 620 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:44,008 We wanted to bring you a thank-you gift 621 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,488 for helping me out yesterday. 622 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,272 It's a phone charger from What the Tech. 623 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:48,838 It might be broken. It was in the discount bin. 624 00:19:49,012 --> 00:19:51,277 This is a printer. It's not a-- 625 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:54,148 Phone chargers are, like, really small, but thanks. 626 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,673 Damn, where were you yesterday when I was in training? 627 00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:59,414 And I brought you this from my Women of the Wild Weekend. 628 00:19:59,588 --> 00:20:00,460 It's a pine cone. 629 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:01,939 Aw...Give it! 630 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,636 Well, we got to go. 631 00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,377 Uh, we got to meet the Snakes back at headquarters. 632 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:07,641 We got a nursing student coming by to teach, uh, 633 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,817 infant CPR class to the club. 634 00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:11,688 She's also gonna sell us a bunch of OxyContin. 635 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,516 That's, um, uh, huh. 636 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,214 Well, I'm glad things are better between you guys. 637 00:20:16,388 --> 00:20:18,173 Yeah, me, too, Bob, me, too. 638 00:20:18,346 --> 00:20:19,695 And, Linda, you got Sidecar 639 00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:20,609 to nap yesterday! 640 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,133 I did! 641 00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:23,830 Incredible. Question-- 642 00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,528 will you watch him next weekend while we drive up 643 00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:27,008 to Laconia, New Hampshire, for Bike Week 644 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:28,488 and go absolutely nuts? 645 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,705 Uh, no. Please? 646 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:30,794 Please?No, no, no, no. 647 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:31,925 Worth a shot. 648 00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:33,101 I could do it. 649 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,319 Hi, Sidecar... 650 00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:35,711 No, Tina, no! 651 00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:37,323 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 652 00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:38,888 ♪ On a butt phone ♪ 653 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,500 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 654 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,805 ♪ On a butt phone ♪ 655 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,372 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 656 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:44,677 ♪ On a butt phone ♪ 657 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,548 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 658 00:20:46,722 --> 00:20:47,984 ♪ On a butt phone... ♪ 659 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,770 [rock melody continues] 660 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,432 ♪ ♪ 661 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,219 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 662 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,828 ♪ On a butt phone ♪ 663 00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:07,308 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 664 00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:08,962 ♪ On a butt phone! ♪