1 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,109 [groans] I'm bored 2 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:23,806 Somebody do something interesting. 3 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,503 Well, wait till you see our new handshake. 4 00:00:25,676 --> 00:00:27,461 Up top, time to mop.[grunting] 5 00:00:27,635 --> 00:00:28,506 And... Bop! 6 00:00:28,679 --> 00:00:29,725 It isn't ready yet. 7 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:31,204 Yeah, it is pretty slow today. 8 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:32,509 You guys want to take the day off, maybe? 9 00:00:32,683 --> 00:00:33,816 Go have some fun-- 10 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:34,990 How'd you get to the door so fast? 11 00:00:35,164 --> 00:00:36,165 Adios! Later! Bye! 12 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:37,862 I just said it. 13 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:39,473 Be back in time to help clean up after closing. 14 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:40,823 Aw, if you two would move a little faster, 15 00:00:40,996 --> 00:00:42,345 we wouldn't have heard that. 16 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,131 [singsongy]: But you did and now you got to help. 17 00:00:45,305 --> 00:00:46,133 [Louise groans]Hey! 18 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:47,872 These are all stained. 19 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,179 I told the kids not to store the napkins under the sink. 20 00:00:50,353 --> 00:00:51,137 They're all ruined. 21 00:00:51,311 --> 00:00:52,747 On the plus side, 22 00:00:52,921 --> 00:00:54,140 you made three in a row. 23 00:00:54,314 --> 00:00:55,445 I know. Watch this. 24 00:00:55,619 --> 00:00:57,012 [high-pitched]: Sky hook! Ah! 25 00:00:57,186 --> 00:00:59,189 So what do you say-- normal day off stuff? 26 00:00:59,362 --> 00:01:00,756 Or we could try something new? 27 00:01:00,929 --> 00:01:02,192 Hitch hike to Myrtle Beach? 28 00:01:02,365 --> 00:01:03,628 Meet all the Myrtles?No, no, no, no. 29 00:01:03,801 --> 00:01:05,368 Let's stick with the tried and true. 30 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:07,022 We look for loose change under the pier, 31 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:08,545 use that to buy some Fortune Fudge, 32 00:01:08,719 --> 00:01:10,418 then ride the Zany Plane-- inverted-- 33 00:01:10,591 --> 00:01:12,245 throw up, and do it all over again? 34 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,204 You really like getting your inverted on, huh? 35 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:16,206 [all screaming] 36 00:01:16,379 --> 00:01:17,772 I'm developing a taste for it. 37 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:19,861 We've already inverted ourselves twice this month. 38 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:21,254 When is enough enough?! 39 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,387 When we're out of throw up? Yes. 40 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:24,867 Found another quarter! 41 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,563 Two dimes and six pennies for me! 42 00:01:26,737 --> 00:01:27,956 I always get the worst section! 43 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:30,219 Nothing but bottle caps and Band-Aids! 44 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:31,700 BOY 1: No way.BOY 2: Yes way. 45 00:01:31,873 --> 00:01:33,615 BOY 1: A two-butted goat? Impossible. 46 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:35,399 I swear I saw it-- two butts. 47 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,748 On a farm, right past that cornfield on Route 6. 48 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:39,186 Just stop trying to impress me. 49 00:01:39,359 --> 00:01:40,578 We're already friends. 50 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:42,188 Two-butted goat! 51 00:01:42,362 --> 00:01:44,277 Two-butted goat!!! 52 00:01:44,451 --> 00:01:45,582 BOB: Watch this one, Lin. 53 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:48,237 Off the counter and swish! 54 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:49,239 Well not swish, but... 55 00:01:49,412 --> 00:01:50,283 Ah, good one. 56 00:01:50,457 --> 00:01:51,284 You weren't even looking. 57 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:52,415 You try. It's fun. 58 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:53,808 Take a few shots. Nah. 59 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:54,853 Come on, the restaurant is empty. 60 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,072 Hey, we could play Horse. 61 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,204 I don't know. 62 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,901 Maybe if we don't keep score. 63 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:00,424 Well, you can't play Horse without keeping score. 64 00:02:00,597 --> 00:02:01,424 You have to. 65 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:02,599 It's just... we can get 66 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:03,819 a little competitive. 67 00:02:03,992 --> 00:02:04,906 You get a little in your head. 68 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:06,516 I get a little in your face. 69 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,562 We won't get like that this time, I promise. 70 00:02:08,736 --> 00:02:10,608 Okay, I mean, it's not really fair. 71 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:12,871 I wasfourth-grade hoop-shoot champion. 72 00:02:13,044 --> 00:02:14,307 And you weren't, so... 73 00:02:14,481 --> 00:02:16,091 Okay, take it easy. 74 00:02:16,265 --> 00:02:17,485 Boosh! All right. 75 00:02:17,658 --> 00:02:19,050 Now I have to make the same shot. 76 00:02:19,225 --> 00:02:20,792 And I miss. 77 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:22,576 Huh, all right, so I get an "H." 78 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:23,838 Yeah you do. 79 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:25,710 Which is good and fine. 80 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:26,754 And this is fun. 81 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:27,842 I'm having fun. 82 00:02:28,016 --> 00:02:29,323 Not at all in my head. 83 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,106 Spin around clockwise and then yell out 84 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:32,629 your favorite Meryl Streep movie-- It's Complicated! 85 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:33,936 Yeah! [laughs] 86 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:34,979 In your face! 87 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,460 I mean, not in your face. 88 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:37,679 Sportsmanship. 89 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,637 You're seriously telling me 90 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:42,162 you don't want to go and see a two-butted goat. 91 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:44,512 That cornfield on Route 6 is really far away. 92 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,514 Also, there's no such thing as a two-butted goat, Gene. 93 00:02:46,687 --> 00:02:49,299 Yeah, call me when there's a two-butted boy. 94 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,432 Or just tell me, since we live at the same place. 95 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,302 We never do anything I want to do! 96 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,043 No, we did that one time. 97 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:56,653 We went to the hospital when you got a concussion. 98 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,699 Remember? No! 99 00:02:58,873 --> 00:03:00,657 Plus, we have a great day planned. 100 00:03:00,831 --> 00:03:02,224 Now let's read our fortunes. 101 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,661 "Stay away from teenage skunks, 102 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:07,012 they have P-U-berty." Ha-ha! Na-- 103 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,492 "If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candies and nuts, 104 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,277 we'd all be eating our words." 105 00:03:11,451 --> 00:03:12,843 Butts! It's a sign! 106 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:14,542 "The one destined to be your true love 107 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,370 will be revealed at the end of a journey." 108 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,022 Wow. Intense. 109 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,068 Oh, you got a piece from the old batch. 110 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,680 Before they started making the fortunes hilarious. 111 00:03:22,853 --> 00:03:24,420 [mouth full]: Yeah, it's old. 112 00:03:24,594 --> 00:03:26,683 Huh, is the ceiling fan on a little higher? 113 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:27,945 It's blustery. 114 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,556 Ceiling fan. 115 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:30,861 The only problem is you're playing against 116 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,689 the fourth-grade hoop-shoot champ! 117 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:33,822 It's like the fifth time you've mentioned that. 118 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:34,823 [bells jingle] 119 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,040 Teddy, come in! 120 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,128 Can, uh, can I get you a burger? 121 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:38,566 Nah, maybe just a coffee. 122 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,045 And some fries. 123 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,395 And a burger. And a beer. 124 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:42,743 What's going on here? What are we doing? 125 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:44,006 Oh, me and Bob are playing Horse. 126 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,312 He's about to lose. 127 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:47,401 Oh, you guys are competing? Uh-oh. 128 00:03:47,574 --> 00:03:48,879 Well, we'll have to finish later, anyway. 129 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,664 Uh, 'cause I have to go make your food, so... 130 00:03:50,838 --> 00:03:51,752 Oh, no, no, no. I'll wait. 131 00:03:51,926 --> 00:03:52,710 I want to see what happens. 132 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,058 Um... okay. 133 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,670 This will be either fun or terrible. 134 00:03:55,843 --> 00:03:57,715 Bend the back, over the rack! 135 00:03:57,889 --> 00:03:59,108 Wow!What's all this? 136 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:00,501 They're playing horse. [shushes] 137 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:01,544 This is it, Bob. 138 00:04:01,718 --> 00:04:03,330 Game's on the line. 139 00:04:03,503 --> 00:04:05,200 MORT: Air ball!I win! 140 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,854 Is the sun coming in at a weird angle or something? 141 00:04:07,028 --> 00:04:08,030 Eh... no. 142 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:09,031 Uh, you know, I think 143 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:10,074 I'm just too strong. 144 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,555 I feel like I need, like, 145 00:04:11,728 --> 00:04:13,252 uh, something heavier. 146 00:04:13,426 --> 00:04:14,514 Still missed. 147 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,081 Well, now, all right, hold on. 148 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:17,692 I-- H-How about a new game?! 149 00:04:17,865 --> 00:04:19,562 This game, uh, is a little more challenging. 150 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,913 I-It's, uh, like napkin darts. 151 00:04:22,086 --> 00:04:23,393 What the hell is napkin darts? 152 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:24,742 Yes! We'll call it Narts! 153 00:04:24,915 --> 00:04:25,917 You call where you want to throw it. 154 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:27,963 Let's say, uh, that stool. 155 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:29,747 And your opponent has to make the same shot 156 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,358 or they get a letter. 157 00:04:31,531 --> 00:04:33,316 But not to spell "horse," to spell "Narts." 158 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,925 Seems like he's just ripping off Horse. 159 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,624 I don't know if I'm gonna be any good at this. 160 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:39,582 I'm a hoop-shoot champ. This is different. 161 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:40,715 Huh, not that different. 162 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:41,802 I got next! 163 00:04:41,976 --> 00:04:43,283 Ah, I wish I had shorts on. 164 00:04:43,456 --> 00:04:44,545 Bob, can I borrow some shorts? 165 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:45,937 Mmm, no. 166 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:46,937 Hmm, the planes are looking 167 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,591 extra zany today. 168 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:50,942 How many butts does a Zany Plane have? 169 00:04:51,115 --> 00:04:52,901 None! This goat has two! 170 00:04:53,074 --> 00:04:54,771 Trust me, Gene. 171 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:56,252 When we're flying on this thing inverted, 172 00:04:56,425 --> 00:04:57,731 defying the laws of gravity 173 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,603 and spitting in the face of science, 174 00:04:59,776 --> 00:05:02,432 you'll forget all about the two-butted goat. 175 00:05:02,605 --> 00:05:04,303 Two-butted goat? Say butt, say what? 176 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,740 Oh, hey guys. 177 00:05:05,913 --> 00:05:07,959 Hi, Jimmy Jr., Zeke. 178 00:05:08,132 --> 00:05:09,309 And Jocelyn and Tammy? 179 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:10,875 I guess I didn't get the invitation 180 00:05:11,048 --> 00:05:12,747 to the "Eighth Graders Go to the Wharf Day"? 181 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,836 That's not what this is. We're just hanging out. 182 00:05:15,009 --> 00:05:17,228 Oh, phew.Yeah, don't get your boobs in a bunch. 183 00:05:17,403 --> 00:05:18,447 We didn't even come together. 184 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:19,841 It was just me and Zeke. 185 00:05:20,014 --> 00:05:21,798 And then theystarted following us. 186 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,497 You wish.Where are you going next? 187 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:24,714 Hey, guys. 188 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:25,802 I followed Tammy and Jocelyn here. 189 00:05:25,976 --> 00:05:26,891 Hi, Darryl. Hey. 190 00:05:27,064 --> 00:05:28,153 Hi, guys. 191 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:29,459 Rudy, when'd you get here? 192 00:05:29,632 --> 00:05:30,939 I've been here the whole time. 193 00:05:31,112 --> 00:05:32,593 Everyone keeps cutting in front of me. 194 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:33,898 Yeah, it's too crowded here. 195 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:35,596 Zeke, let's go on that ride over there. 196 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,074 Ba-ba-ba, ho-ho! 197 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:38,293 I want to hear about this two-butted goat! 198 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:39,382 Spill it! 199 00:05:39,555 --> 00:05:40,862 I was under the pier and I heard 200 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,689 these guys talking about a two-butted goat 201 00:05:42,863 --> 00:05:44,822 on a farm out by the cornfield on Route 6. 202 00:05:44,995 --> 00:05:46,997 And I'm the only one who wants to go see it! 203 00:05:47,172 --> 00:05:48,826 Well, count me in, Gene-o-sabe. 204 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,394 Oh, come on, that can't be real.You think? 205 00:05:51,567 --> 00:05:52,656 If a cow's got four stomachs, 206 00:05:52,829 --> 00:05:54,396 why can't a goat have two butts? 207 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,268 Technically a cow just has one stomach, 208 00:05:56,442 --> 00:05:57,879 with four separate chambers. 209 00:05:58,052 --> 00:05:59,663 But there was a two-faced cat in England, 210 00:05:59,836 --> 00:06:01,882 so a two-butted goat seems possible. 211 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:03,232 All cats are two-faced. 212 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,276 Guys, the Zany Plane is super fun. 213 00:06:05,451 --> 00:06:06,627 And we're in line for it. 214 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,324 Oh, and it's real. 215 00:06:08,497 --> 00:06:10,500 I want to go see the two-butted goat! 216 00:06:10,673 --> 00:06:11,588 Me, too! 217 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,154 Really, Zeke? I mean, um... 218 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:14,461 Yeah, me three. I'll go. 219 00:06:14,634 --> 00:06:15,678 Sounds good. 220 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:16,680 Maybe it's my destiny 221 00:06:16,853 --> 00:06:17,680 to go on this journey. 222 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:18,812 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 223 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,031 We could spend our whole day 224 00:06:20,204 --> 00:06:21,293 going to look for this thing, 225 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:22,730 and it might not even exist! 226 00:06:22,903 --> 00:06:23,904 She's right. 227 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:24,992 There's no guarantee it's real. 228 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,646 But it might be. 229 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:28,257 So I ask you-- 230 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:29,867 would you rather have a lifetime of regret, 231 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,175 or an afternoon of mild disappointment? 232 00:06:33,348 --> 00:06:34,480 That is deep. 233 00:06:34,654 --> 00:06:35,872 I'll go if you go.Oh, my God! 234 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,091 I was just about to say the same thing. 235 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,875 I really was!Oh, my God! 236 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,137 Should we go? Should we go?Should we go? Let's go! 237 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:41,139 BOTH: Let's go! 238 00:06:41,312 --> 00:06:42,923 I am... in! 239 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:45,274 [wheezing]: No, back out. 240 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,144 Nope, back in. I'm okay. 241 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:48,581 Fine, I'll go. 242 00:06:48,755 --> 00:06:50,105 And when we get there and there's no goat, 243 00:06:50,278 --> 00:06:51,932 Gene, you have to do all the cleanup 244 00:06:52,106 --> 00:06:53,586 when we get back to the restaurant. 245 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,283 What if there is a two-butted goat? 246 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,764 Then I'lldo all the clean up. Deal! 247 00:06:56,937 --> 00:06:58,199 Either way, I don't have to clean up. 248 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,505 Sounds great. 249 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,507 Follow me to the two-butted goat! 250 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:04,771 [all clamoring in agreement] 251 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,555 Does anyone know where Route 6 is? 252 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,252 Not at all. Nope. No! 253 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:09,559 I don't know any of the roads. 254 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,081 Then follow me to the gas station 255 00:07:11,255 --> 00:07:12,562 to get a map and some beef jerky 256 00:07:12,735 --> 00:07:13,997 and use the bathroom! 257 00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:20,134 Everyone's doing what I want to do 258 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:21,571 and it feels great, doesn't it-- Darryl? Rudy? 259 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:22,572 Pretty good. 260 00:07:22,745 --> 00:07:23,704 Wrong day to experiment 261 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,269 with dress shoes and no socks. 262 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:26,880 Just so you know, Gene, if we get lost 263 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:28,230 you still have to do all the cleanup. 264 00:07:28,403 --> 00:07:29,665 Worth it! 265 00:07:29,839 --> 00:07:31,146 Looks like we just stay on this road 266 00:07:31,319 --> 00:07:33,148 and it takes us to Route 6. 267 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:34,802 ZEKE: And then there's lots of dotted lines 268 00:07:34,975 --> 00:07:36,891 and a big green patch-- that must be Iowa. 269 00:07:37,064 --> 00:07:39,632 Those dotted lines are probably fire roads. 270 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,851 And it looks like this one might be a shortcut. 271 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:44,593 If the road's on fire, we're not going on it. Yeah. 272 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,682 Just kidding! We'll do what everyone else does. 273 00:07:46,856 --> 00:07:49,076 Let's take the shortcut and get there shorter! 274 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,514 I don't know-- they're dotted lines for a reason. 275 00:07:51,687 --> 00:07:53,124 We don't know what's in-between those dots. 276 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:55,778 Let's find out! We got some dots to connect! 277 00:07:55,952 --> 00:07:57,999 I'm just gonna say what everyone's thinking. 278 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:01,305 Does two butts mean three cheeks or four cheeks or what? 279 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,526 More importantly, are we talking about separate anuses? 280 00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:05,875 [gasps] Does that mean it can fart in harmony? 281 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,399 Fart-mony! 282 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:08,923 I never even thought of that. 283 00:08:09,096 --> 00:08:10,663 This is bigger than I imagined. 284 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,579 It's the biggest thing ever! 285 00:08:12,752 --> 00:08:13,709 And it's not real. 286 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:15,538 Why are you being so negative? 287 00:08:15,711 --> 00:08:18,975 Well, for one, we should all be riding the Zany Plane. 288 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:21,500 And two, if a two-butted goat does exist, 289 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:22,937 don't you think it'd probably have, 290 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:25,461 like, it's own show on TLC? 291 00:08:25,634 --> 00:08:27,898 And three, overhearing teenagers at the pier 292 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:30,509 might not be the best way to get information. 293 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,511 Mmm, I would agree to disagree, because that's actually 294 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:34,338 how I learned that green scrunchies are out. 295 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,124 What? Oh, my God you're being paranoid. 296 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,299 I told you that I liked it. I know. 297 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:39,953 I believe it exists. 298 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:41,825 The world is full of mystery and magic! 299 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,957 Yeah, if nature can make all the different colors 300 00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:46,874 of autumn leaves, why not a two-butted goat? 301 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:47,875 Damn straight! 302 00:08:48,048 --> 00:08:49,615 I'm a bit of a leaf-peeper. 303 00:08:49,789 --> 00:08:51,355 TINA: Whoa, Rudy has a sensitive side. 304 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,140 Could he be my destiny? 305 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:55,273 In 20 years, the age difference won't matter. 306 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,797 I never noticed before, 307 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:58,494 but you look like my mother when she's tired. 308 00:08:58,668 --> 00:08:59,668 Probably not my destiny. 309 00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:03,325 BOB: Okay. 310 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:04,326 Nice and easy. 311 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,500 You can do this. 312 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:06,894 If you miss, you lose. 313 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:08,721 You lose a game that you invented. 314 00:09:08,895 --> 00:09:11,375 Sometime today, Bob. 315 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,988 Damn it![singsongy]: I beat Bob at Narts! 316 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,163 Rematch! I'm up. 317 00:09:15,336 --> 00:09:16,817 Oh, right. Well, uh, 318 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,557 maybe we should do a-a tournament. 319 00:09:18,731 --> 00:09:20,647 Uh, Mort probably wants in-- right, Mort? 320 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:21,778 Yeah, I'm feeling Narty. 321 00:09:21,951 --> 00:09:23,388 God, Mort! You ruin everything. 322 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:24,519 Sorry, I'm sorry. 323 00:09:24,693 --> 00:09:25,739 Great, I'll draw it up. 324 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,697 Write my name up there as "Win-da." 325 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:28,871 No. Yes! 326 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,525 ♪ Two, two ♪ 327 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,745 ♪ Two-butted goat! ♪ 328 00:09:32,919 --> 00:09:34,442 Our voices sound good together! 329 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,052 No they don't.Like Hall and Goats. 330 00:09:36,226 --> 00:09:37,489 Hey, I think that's the fire road! 331 00:09:37,663 --> 00:09:39,013 Yeah! 332 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:40,404 ♪ Two, two, two-butted goat... ♪ 333 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,058 [Gene and Zeke continue singing] 334 00:09:42,232 --> 00:09:43,886 Why are you dragging your wagon, Jimmy Jr.? 335 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:45,932 Yeah, aren't you excited? 336 00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:47,760 It's... this was supposed to be a day with just me and Zeke. 337 00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:49,197 Look at them. 338 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:50,720 It's "two-butted goat this," 339 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,591 and "our voices sound good together that," 340 00:09:52,765 --> 00:09:54,549 and "there's the fire road this." 341 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,856 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 342 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,727 Are you jealous of Gene? 343 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,730 What?! Why-why would I be jealous 344 00:10:00,903 --> 00:10:02,471 of Mr. "Perfect-hears-about 345 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,211 every-two-butted-goat in-the-world"? 346 00:10:04,385 --> 00:10:06,431 Oh, my God, you're so Gene jelly! 347 00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:08,042 You're a Gene jelly donut! 348 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,783 No I'm not...! 349 00:10:09,956 --> 00:10:11,044 Fine, I am. 350 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,524 Aw, okay. 351 00:10:12,698 --> 00:10:14,438 So to get Zeke back, you have to remind him 352 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,701 how fun you are to hang out with. 353 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:16,789 Yeah. Yeah. 354 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:17,965 Wait, like how? 355 00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,269 Find a five-butted goat. 356 00:10:19,443 --> 00:10:21,229 Yeah. [groans] 357 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,621 I think it's an electric fence. 358 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:23,753 Maybe to keep deer out of the corn? 359 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:24,841 Don't touch it. 360 00:10:25,014 --> 00:10:25,928 It's not an electric fence. 361 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:27,104 It's just humming. 362 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,105 Don't all fences do that? 363 00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:29,105 Rudy, touch it. 364 00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:30,325 No thank you. 365 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,934 We can do this-- just carefully 366 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,459 limbo through the wires and... 367 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,764 [electricity buzzing][yells] 368 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:37,461 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. 369 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:38,985 [laughs] It didn't even hurt. 370 00:10:39,159 --> 00:10:40,248 Hey, I'm gonna pass the zap. 371 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,466 Who wants some? 372 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,772 Uh, I'll take a zap, Zeke! 373 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,469 [both yelling] 374 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,557 Gotcha! 375 00:10:45,731 --> 00:10:47,037 It tickles and it hurts 376 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,342 and I pooped a little, but it went back up! 377 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,778 That's what I'm talking about! 378 00:10:49,952 --> 00:10:50,779 He gets it! 379 00:10:50,953 --> 00:10:51,780 Oh, man! 380 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,000 Electricity was literally 381 00:10:53,173 --> 00:10:54,436 running between them. 382 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:55,654 No, that was beautiful. 383 00:10:55,828 --> 00:10:56,917 I'm so happy to hear--Shut up! 384 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,091 Here's how you go through 385 00:10:58,265 --> 00:10:59,484 with the least amount of contact. 386 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:01,095 [grunts, yells] 387 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,923 I got it! Nope! 388 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,880 Seizing up! Seizing up! 389 00:11:05,054 --> 00:11:06,317 TINA: Maybe my destiny is Zeke. 390 00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:07,884 So brave. 391 00:11:08,057 --> 00:11:09,972 Can you see my bones? Are they glowing? 392 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,105 But not that bright. 393 00:11:11,278 --> 00:11:12,149 We could just 394 00:11:12,322 --> 00:11:13,149 go through this gate. 395 00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:14,412 Maybe it's Darryl. 396 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,413 So smart. 397 00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:16,457 [whining] 398 00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:17,850 The gate's too heavy! 399 00:11:18,024 --> 00:11:19,113 Um, let's keep looking. 400 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,461 Anyone can walk through a gate! 401 00:11:20,635 --> 00:11:22,594 You're missing out! [yelling] 402 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:27,511 All right, door handle. 403 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,340 All right! Okay, Teddy. 404 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,777 This is it. Last shot. 405 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,168 You have to make this or Linda wins. 406 00:11:32,342 --> 00:11:34,128 I got this. 407 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,172 Aah! 408 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,173 Thanks a lot, Bob! 409 00:11:36,346 --> 00:11:37,217 What? What did I do? 410 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,610 You breathe too hard! 411 00:11:38,784 --> 00:11:39,873 I breathe too hard? 412 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,004 [breathing heavy] 413 00:11:41,177 --> 00:11:42,004 That's you! 414 00:11:42,178 --> 00:11:43,005 Hey, calm down, Teddy. 415 00:11:43,179 --> 00:11:44,006 Don't you touch me! 416 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,008 Teddy! 417 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,618 [crying] 418 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,054 Don't you see what's happening? 419 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,533 She's turning us against each other! 420 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,840 You are! 421 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,581 Oh, I am not. 422 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:53,668 Teddy says that every day. 423 00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:54,713 You witch! Okay! 424 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:55,715 So, Mort's up next. 425 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:56,716 Good luck, Mort. 426 00:11:56,889 --> 00:11:58,326 Maybe I'm not the guy-- 427 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,067 Go, Mort!Uh... 428 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,546 You're playing, Mort. We're gonna keep playing 429 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,677 until somebody beats her. 430 00:12:02,851 --> 00:12:04,027 I don't know. 431 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,201 I've never been good with napkins 432 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:07,552 or toilet paper...Gross. 433 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,556 That was a pretty lame cornfield, Gene. 434 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,384 No mazes, no scarecrows... 435 00:12:13,557 --> 00:12:14,821 No children of it. 436 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,299 Pretty good-looking corn, though. 437 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,868 And now we get to cross a river on a dead tree. 438 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:19,869 Like in the movies! 439 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:20,870 That's fun. 440 00:12:21,043 --> 00:12:22,001 I like movies. 441 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,350 Hold on, everyone. 442 00:12:23,524 --> 00:12:24,744 I think that's poison ivy. 443 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,788 Uh-oh.Great, first Gene's idea 444 00:12:26,962 --> 00:12:28,703 gives Zeke a twitch he didn't used to have. 445 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,706 It'll go away. [grunting] 446 00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:32,533 And now we're all gonna be itchy. 447 00:12:32,707 --> 00:12:33,664 I say we head back. 448 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:34,884 Yeah, I heard poison ivy 449 00:12:35,057 --> 00:12:36,190 is really bad for your skin. 450 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,061 What? No... 451 00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,192 I already have eczema. 452 00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:40,411 I don't even want to know 453 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:41,543 what poison ivy will do to it. 454 00:12:41,716 --> 00:12:42,630 Okay, listen. 455 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,414 If we keep going, it may be 456 00:12:44,588 --> 00:12:46,417 a risk to our smooth, silky skin, 457 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,375 but I say it's still worth it! 458 00:12:48,549 --> 00:12:50,943 Because we're talking about a two-butted goat! 459 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:54,207 Now, who will stand with me?! 460 00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:55,687 I'm actually done. No way. Sorry, yeah. 461 00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:57,124 Not me, buddy. I can't. 462 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,428 I don't want to risk my silky skin. 463 00:12:58,602 --> 00:12:59,561 Yeah, we're out, right Zeke? 464 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,083 No way, J-Ju! [grunts] 465 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,389 If it's out there, we have to try! 466 00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:04,260 [grunts] I'm with you, Gene! 467 00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:05,436 [whispers]: Psst, go to him. 468 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,524 Go! Go! 469 00:13:06,697 --> 00:13:07,568 [groans] 470 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,048 Fine, I'm coming. 471 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,876 I'm in, too. Sorry, feet. 472 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,052 Oh, I'm going. 473 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,618 I want to see your face 474 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,097 when you see my face laughing in your face 475 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,926 when you don't see a two-butted goat. 476 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,274 And I have to see what destiny awaits 477 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:19,581 at the end of this journey. 478 00:13:19,754 --> 00:13:21,104 Settle down, Robert Frost. 479 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,496 You guys won't regret sticking with me. 480 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,019 Darryl, Tammy, Jocelyn, 481 00:13:24,193 --> 00:13:25,760 you sure you don't want to keep going? 482 00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:26,806 Oh, they're gone. 483 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,154 Well the good news is 484 00:13:28,328 --> 00:13:29,982 the poison ivy is easy to step over. 485 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,679 Even with these regular-sized legs. 486 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,812 Yeah! It's almost fun to step over. 487 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,077 Nuts. 488 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,649 Man, that poison ivy is thick. 489 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:47,086 I knew I was gonna get a rash today somehow. 490 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,001 So, what do we do now, Gene? 491 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,525 Well, I think if we could hop 492 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,309 from rock to rock, we could stay above it. 493 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,616 God closes a door, Gene notices a series of rocks. 494 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,357 Let's do it! 495 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,447 You have to remind him how fun you are to hang out with. 496 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:00,664 Yeah. 497 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,798 Hey, Zeke! Check this out! 498 00:14:02,971 --> 00:14:04,451 I'm David Lee Roth-in' it!What? 499 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:05,975 Panama! 500 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,149 Whoa!Didn't they have 501 00:14:07,323 --> 00:14:08,282 a song called "Jump"? 502 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:09,673 Yeah, so what? 503 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,327 Why not say that when you jump? 504 00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:12,721 I just... I didn't think of it. 505 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,027 Whatever. You try it, Gene! 506 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,768 Nah, I'm more of a Sammy Hagar. 507 00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,335 [grunts] Hagar-in' it! 508 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:19,946 That's fun! [scoffs] 509 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,294 Hagar-in' it to destiny. 510 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,427 Aah! I'm okay. 511 00:14:24,471 --> 00:14:26,168 Come on, let's go, Mort.Come on. 512 00:14:26,342 --> 00:14:26,995 MORT: Oh! 513 00:14:27,169 --> 00:14:27,996 Oh, my God! 514 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,172 Are you kidding me? 515 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,216 Are you serious?! 516 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:31,304 Should I close my eyes? 517 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,697 Would that help? 518 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,307 I'm starting to feel bad for you guys. 519 00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:35,395 And under the leg 520 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,528 to the bell above the door, aah! 521 00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,182 Oh, boy.What's going on in here? 522 00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:40,226 Napkin darts? 523 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,706 Yeah, we call it Narts. 524 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,969 Cool, I like fun words. 525 00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,230 I got next. Who's winning? 526 00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:45,754 Linda. No one can beat her. 527 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,190 She's like an evil Narts robot. 528 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,408 She is the hoop-shoot champ. 529 00:14:48,582 --> 00:14:49,713 You told Mike you were 530 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,150 the fourth-grade hoop-shoot champ? 531 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,673 No, I read about it.You did?! 532 00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:54,457 No, she told me.Oh, right. 533 00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:56,677 Anyway, I was a pitcher in junior college, so, uh... 534 00:14:56,851 --> 00:14:58,158 Bring it, mailman! 535 00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,245 You'll-you'll be up after Mort. 536 00:14:59,419 --> 00:15:00,899 Which is... Mort, throw it. 537 00:15:01,073 --> 00:15:02,509 Right now.Yep. 538 00:15:02,683 --> 00:15:04,206 Mike's up. Beat her, Mike, 539 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,600 and you get a free burger. 540 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:08,558 But if I win, I get free mail. Go! 541 00:15:08,732 --> 00:15:11,345 Uh-oh, no more rocks. 542 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,563 And a lot more poison ivy.Look! 543 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,740 GENE: That's got to be the farm! 544 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:18,221 But we can't get to it without walking through poison ivy. 545 00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,354 Maybe we could swing across on a vine. 546 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,572 No. 547 00:15:21,745 --> 00:15:22,703 Well, Gene, we tried your idea 548 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,096 and it was a gigantic failure. 549 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:25,706 So, time to head back? 550 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,970 No! Only one of us 551 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,581 has to get poison ivy for us all to see the two-butted goat. 552 00:15:30,754 --> 00:15:33,584 What do you mean "only one of us"? 553 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:37,110 One person gets it by carrying the rest of us across. 554 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:39,067 Oh. Oh, wow. 555 00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:41,375 And since this whole thing was my idea, 556 00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:45,813 I think that person should be... me? 557 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,120 I'm all choking up over here. 558 00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:48,556 This guy's my hero. 559 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,730 [groans] 560 00:15:49,904 --> 00:15:50,905 Come on, boy! 561 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,515 Come on, boy! 562 00:15:54,865 --> 00:15:55,736 What I miss? 563 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,433 It's still NAR to NAR. 564 00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:58,913 She'll slip up soon enough. 565 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:00,089 Mike is our best hope. 566 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,437 Flying burgers picture. 567 00:16:01,611 --> 00:16:02,613 TEDDY: Yes!BOB: Nice one! 568 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:03,745 Ha! 569 00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:04,788 Damn! [growls] 570 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,269 Return to sender, baby! 571 00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:08,445 Get it-- mail? 572 00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:11,621 So tired. 573 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,581 Legs itch so much! 574 00:16:13,754 --> 00:16:15,451 Look at him-- sacrificing himself, 575 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:16,932 so that we might live... 576 00:16:17,105 --> 00:16:18,716 to see a two-butted goat. 577 00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:20,980 Like a little, rashy Bruce Willis in Armageddon. 578 00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:22,981 I can't believe we're about to [grunts] see it! 579 00:16:23,155 --> 00:16:24,504 Damn, I thought that was gone. 580 00:16:24,678 --> 00:16:26,115 It's all gonna be worth it! 581 00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:27,769 We're almost there. 582 00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:29,509 Oh, my God, please let there be a two-butted goat! 583 00:16:29,683 --> 00:16:31,642 Please let there be a two-butted goat! 584 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,034 What, Gene? Nothing! 585 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,471 We're almost at the end of our journey. 586 00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:35,907 My destiny is going to be revealed. 587 00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:37,169 If it's a farmer, 588 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,605 please let him be a teen farmer. 589 00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:40,173 What, Tina? 590 00:16:40,346 --> 00:16:42,087 I said please let him be a teen farmer! 591 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:43,959 Ta-da! 592 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,831 A no-butted nothing! 593 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,965 Wait! Look! 594 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,489 [all gasp]Show us your butt! 595 00:16:57,232 --> 00:16:58,408 Here, goaty goaty goat!Here, goaty goaty. 596 00:16:58,581 --> 00:16:59,975 LOUISE: Come on. Come on, little fella! 597 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,716 ZEKE: Come on. Come on out, buddy, come on. 598 00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:03,326 Come out here so we can see your butt!Nothing weird! 599 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,719 [groans] I just can't take it anymore! 600 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,154 Can you see it, Gene? 601 00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:07,155 Go! 602 00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:10,115 Yes! It's... 603 00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:11,464 It's... 604 00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:14,207 it's a one-butted goat! 605 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,469 Oh. [groans] 606 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:16,512 Ha! Gah! 607 00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:18,645 I failed you all! 608 00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:19,646 Yeah, you did. 609 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,170 I really believed. 610 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,564 I hoped and I hoped and then nope. 611 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,695 I won the bet, but I kind of wish I hadn't. 612 00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:27,698 I'm sorry, Gene. 613 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,482 You deserved to see that goat. 614 00:17:29,656 --> 00:17:30,701 No, I didn't! 615 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:31,920 There is no mystery! 616 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,356 There is no magic in this world. 617 00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:36,663 I don't believe it. 618 00:17:36,837 --> 00:17:38,535 Oh, my God... Gene! 619 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,189 Everything just has one butt. 620 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:43,105 Nothing is special.Gene, look! 621 00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:45,238 It's time for me to grow up, I guess. 622 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,500 Gene, Gene, Gene! Turn around! 623 00:17:46,673 --> 00:17:48,545 What?! 624 00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,679 [screams] You're real? 625 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,246 You're real! 626 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:54,682 LINDA: Okay! 627 00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,596 It's NART to NART. 628 00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,250 This could be the final shot, Mike. 629 00:17:58,424 --> 00:17:59,599 You scared? 630 00:17:59,773 --> 00:18:00,775 Maybe if I make a really big fart sound, 631 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,516 she'll miss.I doubt it. 632 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:03,994 But if we both make one at the same time, 633 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,519 it might be loud enough. 634 00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:06,563 Let's do it. 635 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,087 Okay, Mike, I call... 636 00:18:09,261 --> 00:18:10,349 the blade of the ceiling fan. 637 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,351 Which blade? 638 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,526 There's five of them. 639 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,222 The one with the ketchup on it. 640 00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:15,702 How do you get ketchup on a ceiling fan? 641 00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:16,747 Ready, Bob? 642 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,401 Make it a good one. 643 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:19,489 On three. 644 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,186 One... 645 00:18:22,665 --> 00:18:24,103 Two... 646 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,234 Oh, my God, what's wrong with me? 647 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,717 ♪ Lin ♪ 648 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,545 ♪ Da... ♪ 649 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:32,894 Three! [fart sound] 650 00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,242 Where were you?! 651 00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:35,417 Sorry, Teddy, I can't do it. 652 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:37,289 That's my wife. 653 00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:39,074 And... 654 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,423 got it! 655 00:18:40,596 --> 00:18:43,077 [whoops] Linda, yes! Great shot! 656 00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:44,557 Wait, you're cheering for me? 657 00:18:44,731 --> 00:18:45,384 Uh-huh. 658 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,300 And... 659 00:18:48,474 --> 00:18:49,866 Linda gets free mail. Hooray! 660 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,433 All right! 661 00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:53,261 Yes! Linda wins! 662 00:18:53,435 --> 00:18:55,438 Here you go, Linda. It's on me. 663 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,309 Okay, that's it. Tournament's over. 664 00:18:57,483 --> 00:18:59,442 Linda is the champion!Ha! 665 00:18:59,615 --> 00:19:00,964 Lin, sorry if I got a little bit... 666 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,792 exactly the way you said I'd be. 667 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,056 It's okay-- it must be annoying how good I am. 668 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,623 It is. One more time? 669 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:07,667 Just for fun? 670 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:08,669 Okay, just for fun. 671 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:09,670 But we'll keep score. 672 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:10,758 You're going down! 673 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,325 I mean, sportsmanship. 674 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,804 It's magnificent. 675 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:14,979 Two tails and two anuses. 676 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,980 Just like Noah's Ark. 677 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,634 Poor Darryl and Tammy and Jocelyn. 678 00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:20,115 They missed out. 679 00:19:20,288 --> 00:19:21,811 They'll never know. 680 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,683 In hindsight, one of us should've brought a camera. 681 00:19:23,857 --> 00:19:25,294 I'm sorry I doubted you, Gene. 682 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,730 Me, too. 683 00:19:26,903 --> 00:19:28,602 I could stay here and stare at this 684 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,691 beautiful bastard's butts forever. 685 00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:33,346 Hey, stay away from my goat! Get off my land! 686 00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:35,304 [all scream]He's not a teen. 687 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,479 I'm kidding! 688 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:37,872 Come on, that's just a bit I do-- 689 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,439 "The mean, old farmer." 690 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,180 Go ahead, you can pet little Double Butt. 691 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,182 We can?Sure! 692 00:19:43,355 --> 00:19:44,574 [Double Butt bleats] 693 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,315 [farts] 694 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,490 Fart-mony! 695 00:19:47,663 --> 00:19:48,664 Oh, it stinks. 696 00:19:48,838 --> 00:19:49,839 Twice as much. 697 00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:51,667 Hey, Tina, there's 698 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:52,973 something I have to tell you. 699 00:19:53,147 --> 00:19:54,671 TINA: Oh, my God, is this it? 700 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,630 Is he the one I'm truly destined to be with? 701 00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,021 Yes, Jimmy Jr.? 702 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,980 You're standing in goat poop. 703 00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:01,982 I'm standing in goat poop and...? 704 00:20:02,156 --> 00:20:03,506 That's it. 705 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,377 I would just step out of it. 706 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:06,640 I don't get it! We went on a big journey, 707 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,294 the two-butted goat was there, 708 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,859 but the one destined to be 709 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,210 my true love wasn't revealed. 710 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,689 Tina, listen carefully. 711 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,647 Life is a journey. 712 00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:16,476 Uh-huh? That's all I got. 713 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,128 I don't have advice. I'm nine. 714 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,347 No, I see what you're saying. 715 00:20:19,521 --> 00:20:20,871 Well, I'm not saying anything. 716 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:22,699 Maybe my two-butted goat is still out there. 717 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,222 That's exactly what I'm saying. 718 00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:25,354 You really did it, Gene. 719 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:26,876 You changed our lives. 720 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,182 Yeah, come here, Gene-- Victory wrestle! 721 00:20:28,356 --> 00:20:29,489 Come on! Come on! 722 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,272 No! I don't want to wrestle! 723 00:20:31,446 --> 00:20:34,189 My legs are itchy and my back hurts from carrying you guys! 724 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:35,407 I-I'll wrestle you, Zeke. 725 00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:36,496 That's right! 726 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:37,713 That's my Wrestle Rascal! 727 00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:38,888 That's my Wrestle Rascal! 728 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:39,890 Get over here! Come on! 729 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,369 I am! [laughing] 730 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:42,371 Assume the position, big boy! 731 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:43,372 Ow, ow, Zeke, ow! 732 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:44,373 I'm gonna flip you over. 733 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:45,417 Flippin' you over. 734 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,548 JIMMY JR.: Ow, my head! 735 00:20:46,722 --> 00:20:47,723 ZEKE: Sorry, sorry, sorry! 736 00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:49,551 It was a perfect day, Gene. 737 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,250 Yeah, I don't even care that I lost the bet. 738 00:20:51,423 --> 00:20:53,076 It was worth it to see a two-butted goat. 739 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:54,730 You're welcome. 740 00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:57,256 Besides, how dirty can the restaurant be? 741 00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:01,390 What the freak happened in here?! 742 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:04,785 ♪ Two, two, two-butted goat ♪ 743 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,569 ♪ Two, two, two-butted goat... ♪ 744 00:21:13,096 --> 00:21:16,884 ♪ Two, two, two-butted goat ♪ 745 00:21:17,057 --> 00:21:21,279 ♪ Two, two, two-butted goat... ♪ 746 00:21:21,453 --> 00:21:24,107 Ha-ha, you're the funniest person 747 00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:25,935 I've ever met in my whole life, Gene. 748 00:21:26,109 --> 00:21:27,938 Ha-ha, yeah!I love you so much! 749 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:31,463 ♪ Two, two, two-butted goat ♪ 750 00:21:31,637 --> 00:21:34,509 ♪ Two, two, two-butted goat. ♪