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TINA: Rudy's birthday
party, here we come.

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Yeah, we're coming for Rudy,

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but we're staying
for the bounce house.

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If I die
from fun today,

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scatter my ashes
in the bounce house,

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and tell them
to keep bouncing.

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There's Rudy's party.

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Hey, they started bouncing
without us.
Let's go!

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Should we drop Rudy's present
on the present pile first?

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Let's start a new present
pile right, uh, here.

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Just get your damn
shoes off!

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Excuse me, who are you?

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Um, we're friends
with the birthday boy.

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Oh, 'cause last time I checked,
this was my party,

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but let me check again.

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Okay, the cake says,
"Happy Birthday, Dahlia."

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The banner says, "Dahlia."

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That checks out.

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Okay, yeah, still my party.

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What is your
point, woman?!

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You kids have to leave,
like, now.

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LOUISE:
There's Rudy's party.

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That's weird.
Sasha?

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Tina Belcher, haven't seen you

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since you cost me
the King's Head Grand Prix.

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We saw each other
at the mall last month.

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Yeah, I don't do malls;
that wasn't me.

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Oh, that explains
why he kept saying,

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"I don't know you.
I'm not Sasha."

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What are you
doing here?

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Is this some kind
of rich kid thing,

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where you come to the park
and throw money at the ducks?

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Ugh, it's my super-annoying
cousin Dahlia's birthday party,

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and my mom made me come
help my aunt chaperone.

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You have an Aunt Chaperone?

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Between you, me and the trees,

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Dahlia is history's
greatest monster.

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Sasha, nobody's even
touching the crudités.

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Go tell them it's rad,
or whatever kids say.

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Okay, Aunt Caitlin.

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See you later, Belchers.

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Sasha, don't call
these children that.

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It's our last name.

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Well, he still
shouldn't say it.

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Hey, guys,
thanks for coming.

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I'm turning nine,
and I'm feeling [inhales] fine.

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Yeah, happy birthday.
Here's your gift.

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It's a holster
for your inhaler.

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It's supposed to be
for pepper spray,

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but we realized it could be
used for any spray.

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Oh, wow, that's so nice.

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My birthday's
the same day as Ollie's.

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My birthday's the
same day as Andy's.

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Just saying,
we like holsters, too.

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Hint, hint.

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So, uh, I hate to be
the guy that's like,

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"Where's your
friggin' bounce house?"

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[laughs]: But where's your
friggin' bounce house, Rudy?

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There was a mix-up
with the rental company.

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They thought it was
a duplicate order

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and only dropped off one
for that party over there.

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What?!
What?!
Can't they just
bring another one?

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No, they rented
them all out.

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My dad's on the phone really
giving it to them right now.

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Mm-hmm. N-No, I-I understand.

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[chuckles]:
T-Totally.

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This can't be happening!

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Happy birthday, Rudy!
Where's the bounce house?

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There is no bounce
house, Harley.

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No!

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Oh, it's okay.
I don't need a bounce house.

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I got my buds, I got cake,

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and later we'll be making spoon
puppets and putting on a show.

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Spoon puppets? Ugh.

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Let's hope
it doesn't come to that.

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Well, they really
screwed us here, kids,

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and, uh, they suggest
we go ask that party

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to "share" the
bounce house with us.

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They said that's the fun
part about bounce houses,

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there's always enough
bounces to go around.

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Oh, God, this is
a disaster.

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Hey, it's okay, Dad.

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We've got juice
and sunshine.

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We don't have
any juice.

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Oh. Well, we've got water.

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No, we're out
of water.

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Come on, I'm sure
we can talk that girl

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into letting us share;
she seemed nice.

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No.
Oh, good.
Oh, you said, "No."

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Yeah, I'm not gonna
share my bounce house

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with some rando kids.

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Uh, thanks
for considering.

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Hey, same
birthday club.

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Uh-uh.

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Yeah, so we good?

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[grunting]

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Uh, can I buy
some juice off of you?

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No, we need it for
the after-party.

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Do you have any water?

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No. [sighs]

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Okay, I guess we could
always drink from the pond.

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So, I have to ask.

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I've been here 20 minutes,
and I still can't tell.

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Is that a real pigeon?

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What? Pigeon? What pigeon?

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What are you
talking about?

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Up there, on the TV.

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[cooing]Oh, my God.

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Oh, wow.

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Oh, no, no.

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So I'm not seeing things.

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I got pretty drunk this morning
at brunch at the lodge.

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Did you know there's vodka
in a Bloody Mary?

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Bob, what are you doing?

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Uh, I'm moving away
from the pigeon

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that's inside
of the restaurant.

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How'd it get in here?

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Did it just walk
through the door?

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Can pigeons open doors?

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Do you mean
metaphorically?

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In the right situation,
I suppose.

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[pigeon coos][gasps]

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God, Bob, I've never seen you
so afraid of something so tiny.

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It's not tiny.
It's like a small eagle.

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All right,
well, calm down.

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I'll shoo it out.

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Teddy, open the door.Got it.

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I guess, Bob,
you keep cowering.On it.

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Come on, Mr. Pigeon, come on.

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Mr. Pigeon, come on, out.

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[screaming]

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Thanks for scaring him
toward my face!

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Bob, what are you doing?
You're freaking him out.

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I'm gonna go to the kitchen.

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Not 'cause I'm scared,
but because I'm the cook.

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Yeah, right,
you don't look scared at all.

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Is it still out there?

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Yes, it's still here, sitting
on one of the stools right now.

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It's a stool pigeon.

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[both laughing]Stool pigeon.

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Will you stop
having fun with this?

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Good thing we have these
spoon puppets to fall back on.

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Everybody, pull up a seat
and let's get spooning!

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This is unjust.

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Hey, look what I made, a robot.

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Ugh, Rudy,
you have been so wronged here,

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on your birthday.

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We can't allow this to happen.

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We're getting
in that bounce house.

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But Dahlia already said
we can't share it.

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But she didn't say
we can't steal it.

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[gasps]

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But wasn't that
kind of implied?

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Oh, my God,
a bounce house heist!

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GENE: Weshould be filling
that bounce house up with farts,

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not them.

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I bet they're
not even farting.

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Don't worry, tell your butts
we'll be in there soon enough.

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Or, hey,

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maybe we don'tsteal
the bounce house, eh?

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Oh, Rudy, stealing is
the best part of any birthday.

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Is this the first bounce
house you've ever stolen?

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Sasha, have you been
spying on us,

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spying on your cousin?

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Don't flatter yourself.

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I was over here,
taking a Dahlia break,

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staring at the so-called water,

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when I happened to overhear
your so-called plan.

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Oh, snap.

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Okay, fine,
I'll do it.Do what?

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I'll help you steal
Dahlia's bounce house.

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Why would we need your help?

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Uh, first of all, ouch.

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Second of all,
you need a man on the inside.

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I am that man.

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Uh, Dahlia is your cousin;
we can't trust you.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, she's my cousin,
but I wish she was-n.

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Really?

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Um, are you trying
to look into my soul?

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Already there,
and it isn't pretty.

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But you're not lying.

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Not about this.

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Okay, we can trust him.

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So, listen, you can't just go

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drag this thing
back to your spot.

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It's staked down, it needs
a generator, it needs a fan,

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and, oh,
it's a 22-foot-tall castle.

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Here's what I'm thinking--

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you don't need the fan
or the genny if you find a way

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to seal the thing up,
duct tape or something.

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My wallet is made of duct tape;
is that helpful?

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No. [scoffs]Oh.

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We're also gonna need a place

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to put the bounce house
where Dahlia can't get to it.

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There, the lake.Hmm, interesting.

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She's not gonna want
to wade out there to get to you.

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Yeah, it's only
three feet deep,

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but two of those feet
are duck poop, I heard.

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Yes, the lake, that's the spot.

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But we're gonna have to do
something about the adults.

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Your dad, divorced, right?

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Why do you say that?

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He's here by himself,

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he's wearing skinny jeans,
retro eyeglasses,

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and his teeth look
like they're on day five

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of a whitening strips program.

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You're good.

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I know. My aunt's divorced, too.

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I'll send her this way.

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Her New Year's resolution
was to be less picky.

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Let's put that to the test.

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Gene, Tina, go search
that ranger truck.

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It looks like the bumper
is held on with duct tape.

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Maybe there's a roll
in the back.

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More stealing?

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It's not stealing,
it's borrowing.

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Everything we're taking today
is going back

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to its rightful owners
when we're done with it.

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Plus, tape
is everyone's.

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You can't own tape.

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Aw...
I think it's all tired out

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from smashing
into the window.

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Don't know why the open door
isn't as inviting.

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Eh, I've walked into that
window a couple of times.

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Let's just corner it
and grab it

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and take it outside, right?

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Okay, I'll do
the grabbing.

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I haven't held a living
thing for a while.

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It'll be good for me.

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[cooing]

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Ah!

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Whoo!

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He seems strangely okay
with this.

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What is this,
reverse psychology?

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Huh? What are you doing?

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Teddy, Teddy, wait, wait,
let me see him, let me see him.

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Huh?

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Aw, so docile.

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Maybe we should
take it to Bob.

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We'll show him
how harmless it is.

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That sounds like
a great idea!

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Yeah, he'll see how cute
it is and realize pigeons

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are nothing to be
afraid of, come on.

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Yeah, that's how
I got over my fear of babies.

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Hi, Bobby.
We're coming down.

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Bob? You decent?

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Yes, Teddy. Why
wouldn't I be decent?

249
00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,560
I-I don't know
how you run your business.

250
00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:55,952
Did you get
the pigeon out?

251
00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,867
Maybe. Before we answer that,
come here.

252
00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,129
What?

253
00:07:59,303 --> 00:08:00,435
Hold out your...
close your eyes.

254
00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,089
No. What are
you... what?

255
00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:04,613
Hold out your hands.What are you doing, Lin?

256
00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:05,920
Hold them out. Get them...[Bob screams]

257
00:08:06,093 --> 00:08:06,920
Okay, okay.

258
00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:08,052
Why are you
holding it?!

259
00:08:08,225 --> 00:08:09,139
Why'd you bring
it down here?!

260
00:08:09,314 --> 00:08:10,490
Because it's
harmless, Bobby.

261
00:08:10,663 --> 00:08:11,968
Look, it's a baby.

262
00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,666
Pigeons aren't harmless, Lin.

263
00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:16,365
They steal French fries
and they poop on everything

264
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,454
and they attack people's faces.

265
00:08:18,627 --> 00:08:20,064
Just pet it, Bobby, you'll see.

266
00:08:20,237 --> 00:08:21,413
Look, he likes it.

267
00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:22,980
He's so soft.Get it away!

268
00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:24,112
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

269
00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,461
[screams]

270
00:08:25,634 --> 00:08:26,810
Great, now you
got the pigeon

271
00:08:26,983 --> 00:08:28,463
stuck deeper into
the restaurant.

272
00:08:28,637 --> 00:08:30,639
Okay, okay, you just got
to let it exhaust itself.

273
00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:31,858
Like Gene at dinner.

274
00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,860
Oh, my God.

275
00:08:34,034 --> 00:08:35,514
[imitates siren]:
Wee-yoo, wee-yoo.

276
00:08:35,688 --> 00:08:37,647
Single dad checking out
Aunt Caitlin alert.

277
00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,301
What? Where?

278
00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:40,998
The guy who wanted to
share the bounce house?

279
00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,609
Oh, I'm sure
that was just

280
00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:44,087
his pathetic excuse
to come over here.

281
00:08:44,261 --> 00:08:45,263
Eh.

282
00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:46,525
Okay, you're out
of his league,

283
00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,918
but you've been away
from the game.

284
00:08:48,091 --> 00:08:49,658
Take a few swings,
shag some ground balls.

285
00:08:49,832 --> 00:08:50,878
I don't know.

286
00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:53,009
Look, he may not be
a sugar daddy,

287
00:08:53,183 --> 00:08:54,490
but he's a daddy, sugar.

288
00:08:54,663 --> 00:08:55,838
Hmm. How do I look?

289
00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,014
Pretty divorced.

290
00:08:57,187 --> 00:08:58,275
Go get him.

291
00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,017
Hey, Rudy's dad.

292
00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,629
What do you, uh,
think of Dahlia's mom?

293
00:09:02,802 --> 00:09:04,717
Uh, I'd let that dump me.

294
00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,894
Sorry, you're kids,
but that is my answer.

295
00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:09,548
Well, she seems to
be coming over here,

296
00:09:09,722 --> 00:09:11,028
and she's looking at you.

297
00:09:11,201 --> 00:09:13,160
Really? H-How do I look?

298
00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,642
Like a man who's about to find
romance in a public park.

299
00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:16,817
Rudy, booger check?

300
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,166
Clear, except for
Ol' Faithful.

301
00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,688
He's never coming out.

302
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,385
That's right, son.

303
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,909
Great park, huh?Really great park.

304
00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:24,606
I mean, if you
like parks.

305
00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:26,609
Yeah. Hey, remember
when it was closed

306
00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,524
because that guy
kept flashing joggers?

307
00:09:28,697 --> 00:09:30,525
Yeah. Yes, I do
remember that.

308
00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:31,745
Yeah, well,
that wasn't me.

309
00:09:31,918 --> 00:09:33,224
I don't... Yeah.
Good.

310
00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:34,965
I mean, I don't know
why I brought that up.

311
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,923
It's the only thing I can
think of when I'm near a park.

312
00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:38,447
We did it.
The ranger had duct tape

313
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,753
in his truck,
just like you said.

314
00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,711
And two dead raccoons.

315
00:09:41,884 --> 00:09:44,713
Being a ranger might not be the
glamorous job we thought it was.

316
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,673
All right, time to move on
to phase two of the plan.

317
00:09:46,846 --> 00:09:47,890
Show me your
taping faces.

318
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,893
[grunting]Gene, too big.

319
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,461
Tina, perfect.
Thanks.

320
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,595
Time to bring out my lovely
assistant, Miss Direction.

321
00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:57,422
Okay, Dahlia's friends
and Dahlia,

322
00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,250
gather round, near me.

323
00:09:59,423 --> 00:10:00,774
Focus all your
attention here.

324
00:10:00,947 --> 00:10:02,253
There's nothing else
worth looking at.

325
00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,864
Time to toast
the birthday girl.

326
00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,605
Oh, we're doing toasts?

327
00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:07,041
Talk about the friendship
bracelet company I'm starting,

328
00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,476
Wristy Business.Hey, hey,

329
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,957
eyes up here, kids;
older boy talking.

330
00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:13,437
So, what is there
to say about Dahlia

331
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,397
that she hasn't already said
about herself?

332
00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,965
She is, without a doubt,
my cousin.

333
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,575
Wait, we forgot
the cake.

334
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,229
I'm gonna tell a funny,

335
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,447
loud story about Dahlia.

336
00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,100
This is what
she sounded like

337
00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:25,363
when she started her
friendship bracelet company:

338
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,104
"Look at me.

339
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,975
"I'm starting
a friendship bracelet company.

340
00:10:29,149 --> 00:10:31,456
I'm however many years old
and I'm an en-entrepreneur."

341
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:32,806
Hmm?

342
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,067
"How impressive."
[gasps]

343
00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:35,504
My bounce castle!

344
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,331
What? Oh, no. What's
happening? Why you?

345
00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:38,288
LOUISE:
Go, go, go, go!

346
00:10:38,462 --> 00:10:39,421
Push, Jeremy, damn it.

347
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:40,552
I'm pushing.

348
00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:41,815
[grunting]

349
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,250
Everybody in!

350
00:10:43,424 --> 00:10:45,253
[screaming]

351
00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:47,777
Yes, we did it!

352
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,778
Wait, where's Gene?There!

353
00:10:49,952 --> 00:10:50,823
[panting]

354
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:53,129
For cake's sake, wait for me!

355
00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:56,480
[distorted yell]

356
00:10:57,481 --> 00:11:00,268
This is Rudy's bounce house now,
Dahlia!

357
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:03,619
You can have it back once we've
bounced all the fun out of it!

358
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,447
[growling yell]

359
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,671
I'm floating, I'm bouncing,
there's cake.

360
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,802
This is probably what it's like
to be an astronaut!

361
00:11:13,976 --> 00:11:16,023
I'm tall, I'm small,
I'm tall, I'm small...

362
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,980
Bouncing on land is for idiots.

363
00:11:18,154 --> 00:11:20,201
BOTH:
Ow. Ow. Ow.

364
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,505
Mom, go get it!

365
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,812
I'm not going in there.

366
00:11:22,985 --> 00:11:24,466
Make your new
boyfriend get it.

367
00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:25,859
Eh, uh, boyfriend?

368
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,337
[chuckles] Okay.

369
00:11:27,511 --> 00:11:29,210
Uh, Rudy, kids, gonna need you

370
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,995
to turn the castle around
and come back to shore!

371
00:11:32,168 --> 00:11:33,562
We can't steer it!

372
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,302
Well, I tried.
It's up to the tides now.

373
00:11:35,476 --> 00:11:36,477
Thanks.

374
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:37,826
You're very welcome.
[chuckles]

375
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,350
So, uh,
what do you think, Rudy?

376
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,004
What other kid
has a bounce house

377
00:11:41,177 --> 00:11:42,527
on a lake
for his birthday?

378
00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:44,051
It's nice, I guess,

379
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,879
but it's cutting into
spoon puppet time,

380
00:11:46,052 --> 00:11:47,793
and there are all those
angry kids waiting for us.

381
00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,143
Rudy, come on.

382
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,754
It's your birthday party, man.
Enjoy it.

383
00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:54,148
Here, jump on some cake;
you'll like it.

384
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,845
[shudders]

385
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,193
Whoa, still going.

386
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,717
That's one
tough pigeon.

387
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,067
[shudders] I wish I had
gone to Rudy's birthday.

388
00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:02,808
Is it weird
if I just show up?

389
00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:04,592
Bob, what is
going on with you?

390
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,028
I've never seen you
like this.

391
00:12:06,202 --> 00:12:07,552
Well, we've never had
a pigeon trapped

392
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,379
in the restaurant before, Lin.

393
00:12:09,553 --> 00:12:12,383
We've lived a blessed life,
and now that's over.

394
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,863
What's the matter? Did
something happen to you?

395
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,211
Did a pigeon wrong you?

396
00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:17,605
I don't think so.
I mean, maybe.

397
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,043
But it would probably take years
of therapy to...

398
00:12:20,216 --> 00:12:21,827
Oh, my God, I remember!

399
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:24,177
What? What?
What happened? What?

400
00:12:24,351 --> 00:12:26,528
I just remembered
being in this house.

401
00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:27,876
It was dark inside.

402
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,139
And for some reason-- I don't know why--

403
00:12:29,312 --> 00:12:31,097
I-I went upstairs. Then I heard this

404
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,056
strange fluttering behind a door,

405
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,404
and I stared at the doorknob

406
00:12:34,578 --> 00:12:36,190
for what felt like three minutes.

407
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,582
But then I went in, and there was this big hole

408
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,846
in the ceiling.

409
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,760
You could see the sky through it.

410
00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:44,067
And then I heard, I-I heard this terrible cooing.

411
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,547
I guess a bunch of pigeons

412
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,114
had flown in there, like, dozens.

413
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,072
And then... and then they attacked me.

414
00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:50,769
[screaming]

415
00:12:50,943 --> 00:12:52,902
[birds cooing]Oh, God!

416
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,296
That didn't
happen to you.Yes, it did.

417
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:58,254
No, it happened
to Tippi Hedren in The Birds. What?

418
00:12:58,428 --> 00:12:59,865
Bob, you're describing
an exact scene

419
00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:01,258
in Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

420
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:02,912
They call it
"shot for shot."

421
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,087
Bob, you think
you're Tippi Hedren, honey.

422
00:13:05,261 --> 00:13:06,437
I don't think
I'm Tippi Hedren.

423
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,438
I'm describing
an event from my life.

424
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,962
Oh, my God, I'm Tippi Hedren.

425
00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:11,615
Yeah, you wish.

426
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,923
I guess I must have seen
that movie when I was young.

427
00:13:14,096 --> 00:13:16,056
Oh, you poor thing.
You poor dumb thing.

428
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,447
So, I guess, technically,

429
00:13:17,621 --> 00:13:19,101
I shouldn't be afraid
of pigeons.

430
00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:20,974
There's so much other
stuff to be afraid of.

431
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,583
Like getting stuck
in one of those beds

432
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:23,802
that flips
into the wall

433
00:13:23,976 --> 00:13:25,239
or falling down
the shower drain.

434
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,413
Getting choked
by a guy.

435
00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:27,937
What?Nothing.

436
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,286
Do you know what,
I'm gonna go downstairs

437
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,418
and I'm gonna
get that bird myself.

438
00:13:30,591 --> 00:13:31,941
Really?

439
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,769
Yeah. I'm not afraid
of pigeons anymore.

440
00:13:33,942 --> 00:13:34,769
Yay! Go, Bobby!

441
00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:36,597
Attaboy, Bob.

442
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,469
You're not afraid of a pigeon.

443
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,297
You're not afraid
of a pigeon, Bob.

444
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:42,298
All right, here goes.

445
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:47,000
Are you, uh...
are you still down here?

446
00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:49,306
[pigeon coos]

447
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,658
Oh, that was a really
expensive bottle of olive oil.

448
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,790
Did you do that? Probably.

449
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,445
That was mean of you.

450
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,190
[screams]

451
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,451
Don't hurt me!

452
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,322
[pigeon coos]

453
00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:08,977
Oh, what happened?
You-you don't look so good.

454
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,153
Oh, you got him.

455
00:14:11,327 --> 00:14:12,938
Ew, wait.
What's all over it?

456
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,375
It's covered in olive oil.

457
00:14:14,548 --> 00:14:15,942
Don't do it, Bob,
don't do it!

458
00:14:16,115 --> 00:14:17,159
You can't eat
your fears!

459
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,552
I'm not gonna eat it, Teddy.

460
00:14:18,726 --> 00:14:20,206
Then why'd you put
olive oil on it?

461
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,817
I di-- I didn't.

462
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,166
It did it to itself.

463
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,821
So, I guess,
let's put it outside?

464
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,996
Okay, fly away. Go on.

465
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,476
You're free.

466
00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:30,477
Go ahead,
live your life.

467
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,174
Don't look back.

468
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,307
I don't think it can fly
with all that oil on it.

469
00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:35,875
Maybe it can just
walk home, right?

470
00:14:36,048 --> 00:14:37,701
It probably lives nearby.

471
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,835
We can't just leave a bird
on the ground covered in oil.

472
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,489
When did we make that rule?

473
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,751
Why don't we just put some
bread crumbs on him, huh?

474
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,232
Some cat's gonna come along
and have a pigeon Parmesan.

475
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,365
[sighs]
Fine, we'll call a shelter,

476
00:14:48,538 --> 00:14:50,932
or whatever you do
for oily pigeons.

477
00:14:51,106 --> 00:14:53,587
Aw, we got a little
pigeon patient.

478
00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:54,980
[whooping]Jump, jump, jump, jump,

479
00:14:55,154 --> 00:14:57,984
jump, jump, jump, jump, jump...

480
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,332
Ramming speed!

481
00:14:59,506 --> 00:15:00,638
What was that?

482
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,336
Row, row, row your boats!

483
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,557
We're under attack!It's a siege!

484
00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:08,384
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?

485
00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:09,559
What are we gonna do?!

486
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:10,909
Jeremy, seal the gates.

487
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,955
Everyone else,
bounce on this side.

488
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:16,001
We'll move this sucker
with bounce power.

489
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,524
[grunting]

490
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:18,743
It's working.

491
00:15:20,701 --> 00:15:21,876
I found the weak spot!

492
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,009
Rip it off.

493
00:15:23,182 --> 00:15:24,009
No, no, no, no!

494
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,750
TINA: No!RUDY: Stop!

495
00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:29,231
[air hissing]Oh, no!

496
00:15:29,405 --> 00:15:31,321
Maybe it'll be fine
without air in it.

497
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:33,671
Mm, yeah, maybe not.

498
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:34,672
We're sinking!

499
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,022
Everyone abandon ship!

500
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,719
But I'm with my dad
this weekend,

501
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,415
and he doesn't have a dryer.

502
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,721
We don't have a choice!

503
00:15:40,895 --> 00:15:42,201
[yelling]

504
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,029
[groaning]

505
00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:45,813
Yes! You lose.

506
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,381
Yeah, you're right.
She's all yours.

507
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,077
Oh.

508
00:15:49,251 --> 00:15:50,210
Sasha?

509
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,645
I thought you were
on our side.

510
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,038
[quietly]: Gene, shush.
He's a double agent.

511
00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:54,909
He has to pretend
to help them.

512
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,650
Oh. Sorry, Sasha.

513
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,086
I forgot you were
a double agent.

514
00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,349
Oh!

515
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,437
Oh, man.

516
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:02,264
Sasha? You bastard!

517
00:16:02,438 --> 00:16:04,049
Okay, fine, yes,
I helped them,

518
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,789
and I have
zero regrets.

519
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,315
This is Ranger Matthew Dainko.

520
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,620
Come to shore immediately.

521
00:16:10,794 --> 00:16:12,187
You're in big trouble!

522
00:16:12,361 --> 00:16:14,190
Well, now I
have one regret.LOUISE: Aw, crap.

523
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:19,760
So you took
this party's bouncy house,

524
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,067
pushed it into the lake,

525
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,460
sank it,
and stole my duct tape.

526
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,808
Who steals duct tape?!

527
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,115
Kids will be kids, right?

528
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:27,289
We're a bunch
of little stinkers.

529
00:16:27,463 --> 00:16:28,335
Yeah.

530
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,597
These are serious charges.

531
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,164
Oh, okay.
So what happens now?

532
00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:34,123
Shall we all exchange
information, Caitlin?

533
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,558
No, no, thank you.

534
00:16:35,732 --> 00:16:36,647
But, just...
to cover all...Nope, nope.

535
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:37,822
Yeah, no, I'm good.

536
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,259
These kids are going to jail.

537
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,738
[gasping]Jail?

538
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,479
Well, ranger jail.

539
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,961
These cones are
like bars, okay?

540
00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:47,615
Don't cross them.

541
00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:49,095
They're not like bars.

542
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,182
[growls]

543
00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:51,183
But we get your point.

544
00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:52,489
Can we crack a window?

545
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,838
It's smelling
awfully rangery in here.

546
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,102
No! Now, you,
it's paperwork time.

547
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,626
Oh, you are very intense.

548
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,889
Whew. I mean,
little setback--

549
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,892
got incarcerated--
but all in all,

550
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,849
pretty great birthday party,
huh, Rudy-Rudes?

551
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,157
Huh, your face is looking
a little red there, pal.

552
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,898
Squishing your
fists pretty tight.

553
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,988
Does that mean
you're happy?

554
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,772
[growls]
"Great birthday party"?!

555
00:17:15,946 --> 00:17:18,037
Great?! This is the worst!

556
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,646
I didn't want to steal
that bounce house,

557
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,170
but none of you
would listen.

558
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,651
[inhales] All I wanted
was a spoon puppet show.

559
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,305
I wrote a script
and everything!

560
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:26,696
It's a comedy-drama

561
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,003
with two [gasps]
strong female leads.

562
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:32,137
[crying]:
I was proud of it.

563
00:17:32,311 --> 00:17:34,227
So...

564
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:37,011
you didn't
like your party.

565
00:17:37,185 --> 00:17:39,013
[crying]

566
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,884
BOB: Right, uh-huh.

567
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:42,409
Oh, okay.
What are... what
are they saying?

568
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,626
They have
a pigeon lady.

569
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,193
She gives baths
to dirty pigeons.

570
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:46,413
Aw.

571
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:47,935
Dirty pigeon lady.

572
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,676
So, does someone
come here and get it?

573
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,417
Oh, we drive it to you.

574
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,420
But you're, like,
50 miles away.

575
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,335
It's just, I carried
the pigeon outside,

576
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,292
and I-I took kind of
a big step today,

577
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,686
so maybe you guys
should take it from here.

578
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,340
Oh, okay, bye.

579
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:02,864
What is it? What
are we doing?

580
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:03,907
What are we doing?

581
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,997
Okay, Bob, it's ready!

582
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,215
BOB: I'm in
the bathroom, Lin!

583
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,565
What?

584
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,698
Why are you in the tub
with the pigeon?

585
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,221
We were supposed
to give it a bath.

586
00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:14,093
Yeah, in the kitchen sink.

587
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,528
I wouldn't fit
in the kitchen sink.

588
00:18:15,702 --> 00:18:17,182
Not you, just the pigeon.

589
00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:19,358
Oh, yeah.

590
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,622
You're right.
I-I didn't think of that.

591
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,884
That, uh, yeah, that would've
been the way to do it.

592
00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:24,885
Yes.

593
00:18:25,059 --> 00:18:26,060
But I did need a bath.

594
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:27,584
I was touching
a pigeon all day.

595
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:28,803
Mm-hmm.

596
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,892
Look, Lin,
I put bubbles on him.

597
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,154
He looks like
a British barrister.

598
00:18:33,328 --> 00:18:35,461
[British accent]:
Hello. Guilty as charged.

599
00:18:35,635 --> 00:18:36,897
Well, I guess you're not
scared of pigeons anymore.

600
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,421
I guess not.

601
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,118
Hey, this is how The Birds
should have ended:

602
00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:42,730
Tippi Hedren taking a bath
with a bunch of birds.

603
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,255
Hey, Rudy,
want to have a puppet show?

604
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,909
No, it's too late.

605
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,519
We don't have spoons,

606
00:18:49,692 --> 00:18:52,218
but we still have the makings
of a great cast here.

607
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,567
Such as this up-and-comer.

608
00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,221
[Southern accent]:
I'm Pam Flit.

609
00:18:55,394 --> 00:18:57,135
Get it? Pam Flit.

610
00:18:57,309 --> 00:19:01,314
I'm just dying to play a strong
female lead in a comedy-drama.

611
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,271
I could watch that pamphlet
read the phone book.

612
00:19:03,445 --> 00:19:04,838
Tina, you're stamps.

613
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:07,450
Stamps? I won't mail in
this performance.

614
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:08,798
Gene, calculator.

615
00:19:08,972 --> 00:19:10,452
You can count on me.

616
00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:11,627
Type, type, type. "Boobs."

617
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:13,194
Harley, stress ball.

618
00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:15,153
Oh, my God, I totally connect
with this character!

619
00:19:15,327 --> 00:19:18,068
Andy, Ollie, comb
and that other side of the comb.

620
00:19:18,243 --> 00:19:19,461
It's got
perfect teeth.

621
00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:20,636
Like you, Ollie.

622
00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:21,334
Sasha, paper-clip.

623
00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,464
Thank you.

624
00:19:22,638 --> 00:19:23,857
Harley, I want
the stress ball.

625
00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,076
Trade. You're the
paper-clip now.

626
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,425
Ooh, I love
the paper-clip!

627
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,297
I am attached to this project.
[chuckles]

628
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,690
I want the
paper-clip back.

629
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,038
Just give me,
give me it back.No, no!

630
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,953
Give me it back. Oh.No, no!

631
00:19:33,127 --> 00:19:34,259
Hey, what about me?

632
00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:35,652
Uh, Jeremy,
you're your belt.

633
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,000
Oh, cool.

634
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,307
Is this happening?

635
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,700
Is this really
happening?

636
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,701
Yep. You got
your script handy?

637
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:44,443
Yeah. I mean, I was hoping we
could workshop it a little bit.

638
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,967
Also, we should
probably tweak it,

639
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,359
'cause it was
written for spoons.

640
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,796
But you know what,
we'll find it.

641
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,450
Let's just dive in.

642
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,278
Hey, what are you kids
doing past the cones?

643
00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:53,844
You're touching
all my stuff!

644
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,802
All right, come on, kids.
We're free to leave.

645
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:58,197
Oh, um, can we stay
a little longer?

646
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,373
We're just about
to do my script.

647
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:04,333
Yeah, my big monologue's
coming up, I assume.

648
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,814
Oh, well, I, uh...
Okay, you can stay.

649
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,468
What? I can't just
let you kids

650
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,034
stay in here
as long as you want.

651
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,079
Then every kid would be
in here all the time.

652
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,212
How about this?
We'll give you a part.

653
00:20:14,386 --> 00:20:17,346
Eh, I don't know.
What's the part?

654
00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:19,653
You can be, uh,
well, the stapler.

655
00:20:19,826 --> 00:20:21,045
The stapler?

656
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,221
It's a pretty
meaty part.

657
00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:23,700
All right, I'm in.

658
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,962
Thanks, Louise.
This is the birthday I wanted.

659
00:20:26,136 --> 00:20:27,529
You're welcome, Rudy.

660
00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:29,705
All right, enough chitchat.
We got a show to do!

661
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,534
Places, everyone.

662
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:35,364
"We open on a tenement
in Baltimore in 1981."

663
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,973
LOUISE [Southern accent]:
Last time I saw you,

664
00:20:37,147 --> 00:20:38,714
you were prom queen.

665
00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:40,891
DAINKO [high-pitched]: Oh, yeah?
Well, now I'm a hooker.

666
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,328
"She takes a long drag
off her cigarette,

667
00:20:43,502 --> 00:20:45,982
knowing it could be her last."

668
00:20:46,156 --> 00:20:48,159
[singers vocalizing]

669
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,385
♪ Do the dirty pigeon,
do the dirty pigeon ♪

670
00:20:57,559 --> 00:20:59,605
♪ Do the dirty pigeon, do
the dirty pigeon ♪

671
00:20:59,779 --> 00:21:01,955
♪ Do the dirty pigeon,
do the dirty pigeon ♪

672
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,523
♪ Do the dirty pigeon, do
the dirty pigeon ♪

673
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,615
[pigeon cooing]

674
00:21:08,788 --> 00:21:11,356
BOB [British accent]: Hello. Guilty as charged.

675
00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:16,099
♪ Do the dirty pigeon,
do the dirty pigeon ♪

676
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,579
♪ Do the dirty pigeon, do
the dirty pigeon ♪

677
00:21:17,753 --> 00:21:19,190
♪ Do the dirty pigeon... ♪