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♪ ♪

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Ooh, whatcha doing?

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Making a...
sexy piggy bank?

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No, it's the collection box

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for the Donations 4 Carnations
fund-raiser.

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Oh, romantic.

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How does it work?
What do you do?

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Students can buy carnations
to be delivered

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to their special someone
on Valentine's Day.

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They write the lucky person's
name on an envelope,

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put it in the box,

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and then wait
for the fireworks on Friday.

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There's not gonna be
actual fireworks, though.

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We couldn't get the permit.

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Aw. Still... still romantic.

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What are you raising
the money for?

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That's TBD.

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Either to help end hunger

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or re-pave
the faculty parking lot.

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Those are
the big two.

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Yeah, Sophie's choice.

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Sophie Martinson
is the treasurer

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of the student council.

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And we treasure her.

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So, Dad, hopefully we'll
sell all 250 carnations.

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Okay. Why are you
saying that to me?

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Because you said
two weeks ago

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that you'd pre-order
them for me.

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I... I did?

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Yeah, I remember that.

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I offered, but you said,
"No, Linda, I got it.

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I'm on this." And then
you seemed a little huffy.

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Then you walked away.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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You did pre-order them,
right, Dad?

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Yes. I did...
pre-order carnations.

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Way-way before now,

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since Valentine's Day
is on Friday.

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I-I, uh,
I-I need to go.

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Where are you going?

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Just to... uh, move around.

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[grunts]

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Sitting is, uh,
is bad for you.

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I mean, it's bad for me,
it's fine for you.

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Good!

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[Labonz clearing throat
over P.A.]

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LABONZ:
Good morning, Wagstaff.

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[clears throat]

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Lunch today will be chili.

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[paper rustles]

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The Donations 4 Carnations
fund-raiser is this week.

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[paper rustles]

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The weather forecast is meh.

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[paper rustles]

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The water fountain next to the
boy's bathroom is out of order.

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If you must drink water,
do so at these fountains:

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the one next
to the girl's bathroom.

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The one next to
the fifth grade classroom.

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The one in the cafeteria...

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Oh, my God,
I can't take it anymore!

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Gene.

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This is torture!

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That is for sure.

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Yes! Ms. Labonz
should have stopped

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after "lunch
will be chili!"

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Stop talking and talking
about fountains, you silly!

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Yeah. This is boring,
I want to escape on a boat.

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And it's totally gross when
Labonz clears her throat.

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[Labonz clears throat]

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Here's an announcement
and I am not joking...

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Ms. Labonz, you need
to stop smoking!

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[laughter]High five!

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[groans]
Almost.

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Want to try
that again?

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Up here.
High five!

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Oh, um, hey, uh, uh...

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Hi, Jimmy Jr.Hey.

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So are you gonna
fill a card out now?

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Or fill one out later?What?

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Nothing.
Um, it's just, um...

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Valentine's Day is coming up.

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'Kay.
Don't forget when
you're filling it out

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to cross your T's
and dot your I's.

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And write the "N-A" clearly.

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Oh, my God.

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Tina, you look
way cute today.

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Oh, thanks.
I opened a new pack

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of barrettes, so maybe that's...

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Yeah, yeah.
So how many carnations

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am I getting,
do you know?

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I have the most cards
in there, right? Right?

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More than
Jocelyn, obvis.
Hey!

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I have a lot, I have
a lot, right? Right?

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Guys, cool it.

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I have no idea if anyone's
bought carnations for you.

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This box is locked
and very dark inside.

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You'll have to wait until
Valentine's Day to find out.

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It's like they say:
waiting is fun.

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Ugh, Tina, you're
being a smellentine!

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Yeah!

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♪ I have an announcement
you'll want to hear ♪

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♪ Mr. Branca's mop bucket
is full of beer. ♪

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[keyboard plays rim shot]

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[laughing]:
You guys kill me.

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Do me! Do me!

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My middle name's Anthony,
that's easy to rhyme with.

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Hmm.

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Your first name's Zeke...

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Those two
are dynamite.

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God, I haven't seen
chemistry like that

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since we got rid
of chemistry.

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They were doing this
in homeroom this morning.

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Yeah?
It was the Gene
and Courtney show.

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They got me going.

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But I canceled my cable, so
I'm desperate for entertainment.

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I have cable.
Great.

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Just putting it out there.
[chuckles]

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Oh, you're looking at
your phone, that's fine.

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Maybe morning announcements

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could use
a little Mr. Grant makeover.

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And that's why I like
pork and beans.

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[fart noise]Thank you, thank you.

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You two really
have it going on.

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Thanks, Mr. Grant.

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We used to date.

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But now we just
collaborate.

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Heard about
how you stole the show

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during morning announcements.

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Yeah, I guess we got
tired of Ms. Labonz

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going "onz" and "onz."

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She really is awful,
isn't she?
Mm-hmm.

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I'm the A/V guy.

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She lays an egg
on the P.A. every day

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and it makes us
all look bad.

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Here's what
I'm thinking instead:

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"Morning Announcements
with Gene and Courtney."

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Go on.

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You two! You know, doing
your catchy jingle-jangles

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over the P.A. system.

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Oh, my God. Gene, I think
we're being discovered.

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So, should we put the
Announcements with Gene

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and Courtney Show
on the air or what?

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For a one-week trial, pending
final approval by the principal,

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the vice principal, and the
assistant vice principal.

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I'm in if you're in.

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That's what I was
gonna say.

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Should we try our
high five again?
Yeah.

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Oh, good. Oh...
Oh, sorry.

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That was a lot of
spit in my hand.

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[chuckling]:
Wet and wild.

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Let's try it again.
What's up?

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Sign-ups, that's what.

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Art club sign-ups
today at recess.

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Hey-hey, that
sounds amazing!

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Maybe you could add a little
"Art Club, not Art's Club.

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Like what? Who's Art?"

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Dad! Knock it off!
This is Gene's and my thing.

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Sorry.
Oh, and remember

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not to suck on your
necklace during the show.

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She knows, Doug.

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Sorry. I'm just
so excited.

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I've always wanted this
life for ya, sweetie!

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Nothing's better for a child
than being in showbiz.

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GENE:
Thanks for the ride, Doug!

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Whoa, whoa, hey.

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Doesn't your half a muffin want
to go with you to school?

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Nah. I left that
there for tomorrow.

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And I know exactly
how much there is,

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so don't try anything!

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All right, so here's
how it's gonna work.

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Ms. Labonz will do the first
half of the announcements.

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Then you'll come on the air

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and blow everyone away
with the better half.

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You kids think you can do
the morning announcements?

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I am the morning announcements!

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GRANT [chuckling]:
Okay, okay.

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Let's calm down everyone.

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It's just a one-week trial.

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Unless they absolutely crush it,

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and then your time
is up, Labonz.

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[groans]

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LABONZ [over P.A.]:
And lastly, Cameron McPherson

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won some prize
for reading a book.

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Congratulations, Cameron.

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And now the rest of
the morning announcements

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will be read by two rising
stars here at Wagstaff.

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[groans]

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I'm gonna be right
here listening.

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As soon as you
stu-stu-stutter,

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I'm gonna come in
and take that mic back.

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Oh, look, here's
a very important

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last-minute announcement
that must've got misplaced.

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You hid that from them
so they couldn't prep!

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Damn it, Labonz,
you're not playing fair!

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Screw fair.

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Okay, okay, the Spanish Club
field trip

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to the Mexican restaurant
got canceled.

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We can do this.
What rhymes with "canceled"?

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Uh... "romanceled"?

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"Gretel and Hanseled"?

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Guys, come on!
Come on!

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[yells]It's now or never!

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Good morning,
Wagstaffians.

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Wagstafarians.

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[quietly]:
Oh, thanks.

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And this is The Rest of
the Morning Announcements

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with Gene And Courtney.

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♪ Sorry, Spanish Club ♪

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♪ Your trip to the restaurant
was canceled ♪

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♪ So your plans to eat...
flan were "flanceled." ♪

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[quietly]
Good one.

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[grunts]
Oh, damn it.

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COURTNEY: ♪ When it comes
to the boys' room ♪

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♪ Some of you are confused ♪

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GENE: ♪ The urinal's for number
one, not for number two. ♪

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[fart noise, toilet flushing][laughter]

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Damn, Gene and Courtney are like

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the Siegfried and Roy
of this school.

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And their songs
are their white tigers.

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Oh, yeah, they are like that.

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Yes! Yes!
We did it!

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We did it!
Whoo-hoo!

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Take that, Labonz!

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Yes, yes, yes!
Oh!

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All right, you two,
keep it up

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and The Rest of the
Morning Announcements

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with Gene and Courtney
is here to stay.

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Excuse me. Hi.Hi.

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Busy time for you guys, huh?Very. Yeah.

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Um, you don't have
250 carnations, do you?

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[women laughing]

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I-I'll just
call around.

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Ooh.

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Okay, maybe just a peek.

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Is that a "T"?

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I think that's a "T."

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LOUISE: Need a flashlight?Yeah-- Wait. No.

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I wasn't peeking.

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And I wasn't
spying on you.

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Mr. Frond and the entire student
body have put their trust in me.

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These are private
Valentine's cards.

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I can pick that lock
in, like, two seconds.

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Then pick that
son of a bitch!

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Voila.

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Wonder how many
have my name on them.

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I'm pretty sure
at least two, but...

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who knows, right?

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None?!Yikes.

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I didn't get
a single carnation?!

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Well, Valentine's Day
isn't till Friday.

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There's still time for some dope
to buy you a flower.

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Jocelyn got four?!

253
00:08:17,278 --> 00:08:19,454
Who the hell is sending Jocelyn
so many flowers?!

254
00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,978
Well, I can steam them open
and we could find out.

255
00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,327
No one would know
we peeked.

256
00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:25,461
We shouldn't...
but we should.

257
00:08:25,634 --> 00:08:26,853
LOUISE:
They were tricky,

258
00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:28,769
but I went real slow
and I think--

259
00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,684
Tina, what the hell?

260
00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:31,988
[panting]:
I couldn't help it!

261
00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:33,817
I opened one
and then another!

262
00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:34,948
And then another!

263
00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:36,211
Oh, my God, this is...

264
00:08:36,384 --> 00:08:38,648
[laughing]:
I'm so proud of you!

265
00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,475
Now they're separated
and I have no way to know

266
00:08:40,649 --> 00:08:41,956
who sent a card to who!

267
00:08:42,129 --> 00:08:43,740
Why don't you know
who sent the cards?

268
00:08:43,913 --> 00:08:45,567
Because the envelopes only say
who they're to on them

269
00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:47,177
and the cards only say
who they're from!

270
00:08:47,351 --> 00:08:48,788
Well, that's a terrible system.

271
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,225
It's only a terrible system
in this exact scenario.

272
00:08:51,399 --> 00:08:52,836
What do I do?
What do I do?!

273
00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:54,446
What's wrong sweetie?
What's the matter?

274
00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:55,883
Whoa. Why does
it look like

275
00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:57,537
Valentine's Day
threw up in here?

276
00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,408
I ripped open all the cards!

277
00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,716
Okay, okay, easy sweetheart.
Mommy's here, Mommy's here.

278
00:09:02,889 --> 00:09:04,152
Jocelyn got four cards?

279
00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:05,370
[hyperventilating]

280
00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:07,197
Come on, people,
we can fix this.

281
00:09:07,371 --> 00:09:09,200
We just need to match the
handwriting from the envelopes

282
00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,725
to the handwriting on the cards
and just shove them back in.

283
00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:14,857
Are these teeth marks?
Tina you went crazy.

284
00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,424
I may have been
a little forceful.

285
00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:17,687
All right, how much time
do we have?

286
00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:18,905
Till Friday morning.

287
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,298
Do you really think
we can fix it?

288
00:09:20,471 --> 00:09:22,386
Sure.
Sure, yeah, we could do it.

289
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,215
Mom, you can't tell Dad
I screwed this up.

290
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,434
He was so on top of it
with pre-ordering the flowers,

291
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,393
and I-I pre-opened
the envelopes.

292
00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:31,048
Right, I'm sure Dad totally
nailed his end of this.

293
00:09:31,221 --> 00:09:32,354
Right. I know.

294
00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:33,702
[whispering]:
Yes, hello.

295
00:09:33,876 --> 00:09:35,923
I'm dying
and I'm trying to order

296
00:09:36,096 --> 00:09:38,229
my favorite flowers
for my funeral,

297
00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,187
which will be
on Valentine's Day.

298
00:09:40,361 --> 00:09:41,884
They need to be carnations.

299
00:09:42,058 --> 00:09:44,758
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't hang up. I'm dying!

300
00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:46,019
COURTNEY:
How 'bout, how 'bout this?

301
00:09:46,193 --> 00:09:48,196
♪ Throw your sack
lunches away ♪

302
00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,197
♪ 'Cause it's Hot-Hot,
Ham-Ham ♪

303
00:09:50,371 --> 00:09:52,765
♪ N-Cheese-N-Cheese Day! ♪

304
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,072
Wow, you...
That is good.

305
00:09:55,245 --> 00:09:56,072
[chuckles]

306
00:09:56,246 --> 00:09:57,770
What are we doing?

307
00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,729
What do you mean? We're working
on tomorrow's show?

308
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,601
No, I mean,
what are we doing?

309
00:10:02,775 --> 00:10:05,081
Uh, what's going on
with our hands?

310
00:10:05,255 --> 00:10:06,388
We're holding them.

311
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:07,910
How long have we
been doing that?

312
00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:08,956
I don't know.

313
00:10:09,129 --> 00:10:10,870
Who held whose hand first?

314
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,394
I don't know. Should we stop?

315
00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,264
It's like, I like it, but ew.
[chuckles]

316
00:10:14,438 --> 00:10:15,962
Now what are we doing?

317
00:10:16,136 --> 00:10:18,573
I think we're... leaning
our faces toward each other.

318
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,096
Why?To kiss.

319
00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:22,099
That doesn't
sound right.

320
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,231
Ah, no, we were
kissing.

321
00:10:24,405 --> 00:10:26,451
I think we're gonna
kiss again.

322
00:10:33,283 --> 00:10:35,330
Morning, Courtney.Morning, Mrs. Belcher.

323
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,158
You smell like eggs.
Did you have eggs?

324
00:10:37,331 --> 00:10:39,115
No.
Oh.

325
00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:41,596
Uh, Gene, your ride's here!

326
00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:42,816
Right here.
Put one right here.

327
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:43,947
Yeah, yeah,
like that.

328
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,905
Ah.Ah.

329
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,558
[groans]Nice.

330
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,778
You know, your line about
the chess club announcement

331
00:10:49,952 --> 00:10:51,432
is better than mine--
"Knight to Rook Four,

332
00:10:51,606 --> 00:10:53,347
get your butt
on the chessboard."

333
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,176
No, your line is better.

334
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,177
I think you did a much better
job with that line.

335
00:10:57,351 --> 00:10:59,309
I think I did a pretty good job,

336
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,616
but in this instance,
your line is the best.

337
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,313
[sternly]:
We're here.

338
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:04,967
Oh, uh...

339
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,360
[locks click]You closed my door.

340
00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:08,231
And now you locked it?

341
00:11:08,405 --> 00:11:10,974
What do you think you're doing
with my daughter, mister?

342
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,149
You broke her heart
once, literally.

343
00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:14,107
Isn't that enough?

344
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:15,109
Don't worry.

345
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,850
I'm not using Courtney

346
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,852
to get to your high-end
synthesizers this time, okay?

347
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,289
So you really
like-like Courtney?

348
00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:23,986
Doug, all I know
is we have fun together,

349
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,640
and holding hands with her

350
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,338
feels like holding a hand
for the very first time.

351
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,037
And it's, like, the fourth time.

352
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:33,169
Damn. I haven't felt that
for quite a while.

353
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,346
Good for you two.
Thanks, bro!

354
00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:37,043
You're late.
Is everything okay?

355
00:11:37,217 --> 00:11:38,480
Everything's peachy.

356
00:11:38,653 --> 00:11:40,307
We just shared a pudding cup
at our lockers.

357
00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:41,701
A pudding cup?!

358
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,572
Yes. It was
chocolate-vanilla swirl.

359
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,879
Like Gene's eyes.
Yeah!

360
00:11:46,052 --> 00:11:47,357
What is that--
Are you holding hands?

361
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,359
Oh, are we?

362
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,187
Well, stop!

363
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,580
Keep it professional.

364
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,538
You're on after
this announcement.

365
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,105
♪ Come out on the field
and wear a coat ♪

366
00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:58,629
♪ An animal guy's gonna
stop by with a baby goat. ♪

367
00:11:58,804 --> 00:12:00,197
At 3:30, today.

368
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:01,677
COURTNEY: Goats are fun, Gene,
aren't they?

369
00:12:01,850 --> 00:12:03,157
When they come to the school?

370
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,854
GENE: The funnest.I know kids like it.

371
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,028
I love a goat visit.

372
00:12:06,202 --> 00:12:07,291
And we're-- we are kids.

373
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,989
Oh, crap.

374
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,556
[chuckles]
They're slipping.

375
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,688
Huh, their energy
kinda dipped.

376
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:14,821
You know what
I'm talking about?

377
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,169
I'm tuning out.

378
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,519
Look at that spot
on the floor.

379
00:12:17,692 --> 00:12:18,868
Oh, yeah!

380
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,870
[groaning]

381
00:12:21,043 --> 00:12:23,394
I'm a fraud.
I'm a failure.

382
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,048
And nobody got me
a carnation!

383
00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:27,268
Okay, some things you can
just think and not say.

384
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,443
Tina, listen,
man your station.

385
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,576
Keep your face from looking
weird like it is right now

386
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,447
and everything's
gonna be fine.
Mm-hmm.

387
00:12:33,621 --> 00:12:35,057
Mom's at home
matching up handwriting.

388
00:12:35,231 --> 00:12:37,538
Just sit tight.
And stop talking.

389
00:12:37,712 --> 00:12:38,888
Well...

390
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,802
how is
the big fund-raiser going?

391
00:12:40,976 --> 00:12:43,544
Are we gonna end world hunger
and/or fix the parking lot?

392
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:44,894
Fine. Everything's fine.

393
00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:46,113
Look at my perfectly
normal face.

394
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,678
Okay.

395
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,769
It's not perfectly normal.

396
00:12:49,942 --> 00:12:51,596
And that's perfectly normal.

397
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:52,902
Carry on.

398
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,207
LINDA:
"To My Brother

399
00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:55,296
"From The Same Mother.

400
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,471
Love, You Know Who."

401
00:12:56,644 --> 00:12:58,385
[gasps]
Andy Pesto! Gotcha!

402
00:12:58,559 --> 00:12:59,822
Hey.
[humming]

403
00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:00,953
♪ Choppin'
the tomatoes... ♪

404
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,606
So you're
chopping tomatoes?

405
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,913
Yup. Yup. I'm chopping
'em. Here they go.

406
00:13:05,087 --> 00:13:07,568
Okay. I'm just out here,
manning the counter.

407
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,092
The counter needs manning.

408
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,616
Oh, this one is spicy.

409
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,272
Peter Pescadero-- who knew?

410
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,144
[whispering]: Hello,
is this the botanical gardens?

411
00:13:17,317 --> 00:13:19,232
My name is Jim Carnation,

412
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,322
and I am one
of five quintuplets.

413
00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:23,976
We are the last
Carnations in America,

414
00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:25,892
and we are turning 50.

415
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,110
We need 50 carnations each.

416
00:13:28,284 --> 00:13:30,852
That's a total of 250... Hello?

417
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,681
LABONZ:
The seventh grade field trip [bongos playing]

418
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,596
to the Lobster Workers Museum
is next Wednesday.

419
00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:36,816
So if you want to go

420
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,687
on the big field trip,

421
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:42,822
you got to get your parents
to fill out the permission slip.

422
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,999
Yeah, I bought
a rhyming dictionary.

423
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:49,176
And Ms. Merkin's got my back.
So watch your crack.

424
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,960
Ow!

425
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,440
Where have you been?

426
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,485
[giggles]
Smelling each other's hair.

427
00:13:54,658 --> 00:13:56,182
What?!
You're on right now!

428
00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:57,706
Dead air! Dead air!

429
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,186
And you'd better
shine today

430
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,840
'cause Ms. Labonz
brought in Ms. Merkin

431
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,971
and she's rhyming
and bumping into me.

432
00:14:03,145 --> 00:14:04,147
We got nothing.

433
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,019
Wing it?
Wing it.

434
00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:09,152
♪ Uh... so tomorrow
is Valentine's Day ♪

435
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,458
♪ If you haven't
ordered a carnation ♪

436
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,504
♪ To be delivered
to your Valentine... ♪

437
00:14:13,677 --> 00:14:15,201
♪ Uh, you should. ♪

438
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,332
Yeah.
You really should.

439
00:14:16,506 --> 00:14:17,421
What?!

440
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:18,726
GENE:
I sent you one.

441
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,727
COURTNEY:
And I sent you one.

442
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,469
You'll be getting it soon.

443
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:22,470
GENE [chuckles]:
Can't wait.

444
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,037
Should we, uh...

445
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,865
do more of these
morning announcements?

446
00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:28,562
COURTNEY: Got to do 'em
before we move on with the day.

447
00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:30,173
Oh, man, did they lose it!

448
00:14:30,346 --> 00:14:31,957
Good God, I'm bored!

449
00:14:32,131 --> 00:14:33,394
Bring back Labonz, man.

450
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:34,874
At least she gave a crap!

451
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,049
What the hell
was that donkey dung?!

452
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:40,009
Not our best show, sure, but,
hey, we'll get 'em next time.

453
00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:41,576
Hey, you two crush-bunnies

454
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,838
think you can mix work
with a relationship?

455
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,754
Ha! If it didn't work
for Donnie and Marie Osmond,

456
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,408
why do you think
it'll work for you?

457
00:14:47,581 --> 00:14:49,889
Listen, tomorrow's the last day
of your trial week.

458
00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:52,500
If you don't do your best The Rest of the Announcements

459
00:14:52,673 --> 00:14:54,719
with Gene And Courtney Show,
say good-bye to the rest

460
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,721
of The Rest of the Announcements with Gene And Courtney Show.

461
00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,679
Am I making myself clear?

462
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,028
BOTH:
Uh...

463
00:15:00,202 --> 00:15:01,682
[groans]:
Think about it!

464
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,384
But Mr. Grant's right.

465
00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:09,734
Our show has stunk
ever since we started

466
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,214
like-liking
each other again.

467
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,562
Ah, quit worrying.

468
00:15:12,736 --> 00:15:14,434
We're Gene and Courtney.
We got this.

469
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,219
Gene, our show
means a lot to me.

470
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,873
I don't want to mess it up.

471
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,701
Same for me.
I feel the same way.

472
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,224
I used to hate mornings,

473
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,052
like those cats
on the coffee cups.

474
00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:24,445
But now I love them.

475
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,750
Because of this show,
because of you.

476
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,145
I don't think we can do the show
and be in a relationship.

477
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:34,062
Okay, well, if we got to choose,
I think it's a pretty easy call.

478
00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:36,065
Do the show.Rela-- Do the show!

479
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,720
Okay, good.
That wasn't so bad.

480
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,374
Now let's get back
to work, okay?

481
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:41,504
Mm-hmm.

482
00:15:41,678 --> 00:15:43,202
[groans]

483
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,246
TEDDY: Have you asked Mort
for flowers?

484
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,900
Maybe he's got
some leftovers

485
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,076
lying around the funeral home.

486
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,381
Yes, I called.

487
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,774
He only had six
stupid tulips.

488
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,775
Ugh, Mort!
It's ridiculous.

489
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,735
You know what you could do?
You go to flower market.

490
00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:54,822
The flower market?

491
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:55,866
Yeah, it's where florists go

492
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,346
to get their supply.

493
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,219
My cousin used to drive
a forklift there.

494
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,960
He used to drive it around
and pick up chicks, literally.

495
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,787
Thanks, Teddy, I'll head over
there right now.

496
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:06,139
No, no, no, it's only open
like from 3:00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m.

497
00:16:06,312 --> 00:16:08,402
Oh, wow, that's, like,
the middle of the night.

498
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,969
Yup.
I'll pick you up at 2:00.

499
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,447
Wait, you're coming?

500
00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:12,971
Eh, I wasn't gonna
sleep tonight anyway.

501
00:16:13,145 --> 00:16:14,755
I can never sleep
on Valentine's Eve.

502
00:16:14,929 --> 00:16:16,452
LINDA
And...

503
00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:17,628
that's the last one!

504
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:18,933
We friggin' did it.

505
00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:20,240
Huh. I just thought
we'd come across

506
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,457
at least one card for me.

507
00:16:21,631 --> 00:16:22,807
No one came across
a card for me?

508
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,461
Nope.
Yeah, no.

509
00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:26,158
Hey, St. Patrick's Day
is coming up.

510
00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:28,378
I bet you get a lot
of St. Patrick's cards.

511
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:31,337
Oh, yeah, bet you get a ton
of President's Day cards, too.

512
00:16:31,511 --> 00:16:32,600
Yeah.

513
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,863
♪ La-la-la-la-la♪

514
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,431
[groans]♪ La-la-la-la-la♪

515
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,823
♪ La-la-la-la♪[groans]

516
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,956
♪ La-la-la.♪

517
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:44,003
[groans]

518
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,530
Careful in there.
It's a rough scene.

519
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,620
It's a flower market, Teddy.
How rough could it be?

520
00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:54,187
[clamoring]Whoa.

521
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,798
It's intense in here.
But it smells nice.

522
00:16:56,971 --> 00:16:57,972
It's the flowers, Bob.

523
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,669
Yeah, thank you, Teddy.

524
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,369
Excuse me, do you know
where we can find carnations?

525
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,674
Come, I'll take you
to the best carnations.

526
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,634
Just have your, uh,
florist license ready.

527
00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:07,808
We aren't florists.

528
00:17:07,982 --> 00:17:09,506
What the hell is this?!

529
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,813
You come into a legitimate
flower wholesale market

530
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,207
without a re-seller license
and just expect to buy--

531
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,643
[quietly]: How many
carnations do you need?

532
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,384
Uh, uh, 250?

533
00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:19,211
250 carnations?!

534
00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:20,821
[quietly]: Put 20 bucks
in my hand and follow me.

535
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,215
Uh, uh, yeah. Okay.

536
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,739
Here, follow me.
Follow me.

537
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,827
250 white? 250 pink?
What are we doing?

538
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,221
I-I don't know.

539
00:17:28,394 --> 00:17:29,874
You don't know?What's it for?

540
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,833
My kid's school
Valentine's Day thing.

541
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:32,876
You want red.

542
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,401
Now, there's an added fee

543
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,924
for day-of sales,
plus the holiday fee.

544
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,405
This is a small order,
so there's a fee for that.

545
00:17:39,579 --> 00:17:41,669
He'll pay, he'll pay anything.
He's desperate.

546
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:42,886
Teddy, please.

547
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,192
It's for his daughter.

548
00:17:44,366 --> 00:17:45,715
You could charge him
whatever you want.

549
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,545
Wow, that was, uh,
more than I expected.

550
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,373
Kinda raked you over
the coals, huh, Bob?

551
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:51,982
Yeah, they did.
Thanks, Teddy.

552
00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:53,897
Thanks for coming
with me.

553
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,117
Anytime, Bobby. That's
what friends are for.
Mm-hmm.

554
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,425
Gene, Gene, Gene.
Yeah?

555
00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:01,731
Heard about the break-up.
Sorry, buddy.

556
00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:02,732
Thanks, Doug.

557
00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:04,257
Yeah. I'm gonna need you

558
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,127
to take that half a muffin
off the seat.

559
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:10,914
Hi, Lin! Tina! Louise!
We got the flowers!

560
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,047
I... know.

561
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,656
Right. I mean, I mean...

562
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:16,007
I was always gonna get
the flowers, so yeah.

563
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,443
Yeah, and we got
the cards.

564
00:18:17,617 --> 00:18:19,271
All sealed up
in their little box

565
00:18:19,445 --> 00:18:21,056
just like they've been the whole
time, the little cards.

566
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,926
Great. Look at us.

567
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,712
So, uh, Teddy helped you get
some last-minute flowers?

568
00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:26,974
Yeah.

569
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,585
Trouble with the cards?
Yeah.

570
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,457
Happy Valentine's Day.
I didn't get you anything.

571
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,848
I didn't get you
anything either.

572
00:18:32,022 --> 00:18:33,763
You want
to go make out?
Yeah.

573
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:37,072
Okay, is Cupid ready
to make the deliveries?

574
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,640
Yup, sure, Cupid.
That's me.

575
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,772
It looks like Cupid's arrow is
here for the following students:

576
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:45,384
Rupa, two for Julie,

577
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,430
Sam, six for Lenny.

578
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,171
[sighs]

579
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,304
LABONZ [over P.A.]:
Happy Valentine's Day, Wagstaff.

580
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,653
Today is the day for romance,

581
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:56,265
but it's also the day
to take home

582
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:59,747
P.E. sweatpants and wash them.

583
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,402
I have an announcement
for you kids.

584
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,272
These are
your last announcements!

585
00:19:04,446 --> 00:19:05,926
[Gene and Courtney gasp]Don't listen to her.

586
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:08,146
Unless you suck in there,
and then she's right.

587
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,757
[grunts]
What?

588
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,627
Oh, thanks.

589
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:14,587
Happy Valentine's Day,
Wagstaff-anopolises.

590
00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:17,286
♪ If you think fish
are just the grooviest ♪

591
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,767
♪ Join the club for
marine life enthusiasts! ♪

592
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,769
Wednesdays at lunch!

593
00:19:21,942 --> 00:19:23,857
GENE: ♪ If peanuts make you
itch and wheeze ♪

594
00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,294
COURTNEY: ♪ Come and listen to
the speaker on food allergies! ♪

595
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,295
[laughter]

596
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,601
Wait, what's this?

597
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:28,776
An announcement
just came in.

598
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:29,690
[whispering]:
What announcement?

599
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:30,820
It's hard to explain it.

600
00:19:30,994 --> 00:19:32,345
I-I just got to sing it.

601
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,433
♪ If you have good times ♪

602
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,522
♪ And if you have
good rhymes ♪

603
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,613
♪ You may have found
your one and only ♪

604
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,788
♪ But then the one
you like-like ♪

605
00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:43,486
♪ Says take a hike-hike ♪

606
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,705
♪ And suddenly you're lonely ♪

607
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,056
♪ But still be glad ♪

608
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,839
♪ Even if you're sad ♪

609
00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:52,494
♪ Take comfort just in knowing ♪

610
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,497
♪ You'll be okay ♪

611
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,846
♪ It's Valentine's Day... ♪

612
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,501
Your heart's not broken,
it's only growing.

613
00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:01,503
That boy's got a crush on me.

614
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,984
He got me!

615
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,638
Ah! I'm doing it!

616
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:06,943
Good God, I'm crying!

617
00:20:07,117 --> 00:20:08,858
Oh, boy, I'm weepin'!

618
00:20:09,032 --> 00:20:10,383
These are tears, boys!

619
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,515
Yes! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!

620
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,560
Gene, that was...

621
00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:15,778
Was that about us?

622
00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:17,390
What? No.

623
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,347
That was just some
announcement someone put in.

624
00:20:19,521 --> 00:20:22,438
Two words: bravo.

625
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,701
That was a little mushy,
but I think it played.

626
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,615
Congratulations, you two.

627
00:20:26,789 --> 00:20:28,704
I have a feeling
The Rest of the Announcements

628
00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:30,794
with Gene and Courtney
will be sticking around!

629
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:31,838
Yes!

630
00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:33,362
Put 'er there.

631
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,104
I mean, it is
Valentine's Day.

632
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,366
Well, those were
all the carnations.

633
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:39,367
Hey, Tina.

634
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:40,717
Hey, Jimmy Jr.

635
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,414
I-I got this for you.

636
00:20:42,588 --> 00:20:44,067
[gasps] A rose?

637
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,417
I wanted to get you
a carnation,

638
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,983
but you were always
at the table,

639
00:20:47,157 --> 00:20:47,897
and I didn't know
how to order for the...

640
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,160
Shh-shh-shh. Shh.

641
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,510
Shh-shh-shh, shh-shh-shh.

642
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,076
That's the best reason
to not give

643
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:56,211
to a charitable cause
that I've ever heard.

644
00:20:56,384 --> 00:20:58,692
♪ Hot ♪

645
00:20:58,865 --> 00:20:59,953
♪ Here we go ♪

646
00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:01,346
♪ You're hot ♪

647
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,608
♪ That's it ♪

648
00:21:02,782 --> 00:21:04,393
♪ You know it ♪

649
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:08,528
♪ Hot ham and cheese day,
hot ham and cheese day ♪

650
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,574
♪ Throw your
sack lunches away ♪

651
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,141
♪ Because it's hot ♪

652
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,446
♪ Ham and cheese day ♪

653
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,797
♪ Hot and steamy
ham and cheese ♪

654
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,190
♪ Hot ham and cheese day ♪

655
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,365
♪ Hot! Oh, baby ♪

656
00:21:20,539 --> 00:21:21,540
♪ Ham and cheese day ♪

657
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:22,890
♪ Hot ham and cheese day ♪

658
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,108
♪ It's hot ham and cheese day ♪

659
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,286
♪ Throw your sack lunches away ♪

660
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,375
♪ Hot ham and cheese day. ♪