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Look at you. You don't even know
how beautiful you are.

2
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That's what makes you
so beautiful.

3
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Well, I heard that turkey's
had a ton of work done.

4
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Had his head chopped off,
skin removed, big ol' boobs...

5
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♪ It's Thanksgiving ♪

6
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♪ Thanksgiving for everybody ♪

7
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♪ 'Cept for Europeans. ♪

8
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Don't worry about
the Europeans.

9
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They're fine.
They've got tapas.And Belgium.

10
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And Leonardo DiCaprio,
eight months out of the year.

11
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Okay, turkey's in.

12
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Now time to make
everything else.

13
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Potatoes, hello,
good to see you.

14
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Carrots, you're gonna be...
pretty good.

15
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I mean, you're not potatoes,
but you're fine.

16
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Would you say
Dad and Thanksgiving

17
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sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G?

18
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I would kiss Thanksgiving,
Louise.

19
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Its kiss would be salty
and delicious.

20
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Like a mermaid.

21
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Okay, I better
go get Gayle

22
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before I forget
to get Gayle.

23
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Mwah.
Why can't she
drive herself?

24
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Come on, Bob.
She sprained her ankle.

25
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She says she can't drive.

26
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She also said she
can't use toothpaste

27
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because she's afraid
she'll get addicted.

28
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Bob.
Fine. But I should
get her, Lin.

29
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It's really snowy out.So?

30
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Uh, remember the last time
you drove our car in the snow?

31
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[all screaming]

32
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Oh, no!
[screaming]

33
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Oh. Oh, right.

34
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How'd she sprain
her ankle?

35
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She said she slipped
on salsa

36
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while she was salsa dancing.

37
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Poor Gayle.
And to make it worse,

38
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she's down in the dumps
'cause Mr. Frond dumped her.

39
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I know just the guy
to set her up with.

40
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Oh, wait, I was thinking
of Mr. Frond. Never mind.

41
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All right. So who
wants to come with me?

42
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What?! It's snowing!

43
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Yeah. You're a kid.
Kids love snow.

44
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Take it easy,
Norman Rockwell.

45
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I'm more into rain now.

46
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Fine. I'll go by myself,
but just...

47
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no one touch anything
while I'm gone.

48
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Stay away from the oven.

49
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Calm down. No one wants
to cook, you weirdo.

50
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If anything happens, don't call
AAA, because we don't have them

51
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and we owe them money
from when we did!

52
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[horn honks]

53
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ANNOUNCER: I hope
you're over the river

54
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and through the woods to
Grandmother's house already,

55
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because we're looking at a nasty
Thanksgiving blizzard, folks.

56
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Stay off the roads.

57
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You stay off the roads.
[chuckles]

58
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Come on, Gayle.

59
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[horn honks]

60
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Gayle? It's me, Bob.

61
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Your five locks were unlocked,
so I'm-I'm coming in.

62
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I'm not a murderer. And if
there's a murderer in here,

63
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uh, don't murder me.

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GAYLE:
Bob? Is that you?

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Yep. Uh, car's out front

66
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and it's really coming down,
so we-we need...

67
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I'm in the bathroom.
I need help.

68
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Oh. Uh, great.

69
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I'll just come into the bathroom
where you are

70
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to help with...
whatever you need.

71
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I fell when I was
getting out of the shower,

72
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and I can't stand back up.

73
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Oh, okay. Let me just...
Um, give me your hand.

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[shouting]
Come on, Gayle!

75
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Oh, calm down, Bob.
It's just my breasts.

76
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And if something happens
between us, it happens.

77
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Gayle, nothing
is gonna happen.

78
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Well, not with that
attitude it won't.

79
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Hand me the
shirt, Bob.

80
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Okay, is it on yet?
No.

81
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Okay. Now?
No, not yet.

82
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Gayle, why is it taking you
so long to put a shirt on?

83
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Your arms aren't sprained.Okay, it's on.

84
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No. No, wait.
Okay, now.
Mm.

85
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No. Hold on.Please put it on. Gail.

86
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Great. You look great.
So let's go.

87
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I just need to
find my cats.

88
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I can't leave
'em here alone.
What?

89
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No, no, no. We're not
taking them to my house.

90
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I-I'm allergic.

91
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But Mr. Business
is hypoglycemic!

92
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He has to eat something
every two hours

93
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or he gets real lethargic.

94
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Fine, bring him. If it'll get us
out of here faster, bring him.

95
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I just won't breathe today,
I guess.

96
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Okay.

97
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Mr. Business! Mr. B...

98
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Oh, there he is, up there.

99
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Bob, can you get him?
He'll jump down

100
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if you sing to him and
pat your shoulders.

101
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Oh, my God.

102
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Okay, um...

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[humming]

104
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No, no, no. Something
with a little rhythm.

105
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It's got to be jazzy.

106
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[sighs]
Okay. All right, all right.

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[singing scat]

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GAYLE:
There you go.

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[continues singing scat]

110
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Oh, look at him, he loves it.

111
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Ow! Ow! [sneezes]You did it, Bob.

112
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Good job.
Oh!

113
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Ow.Put him in this box.

114
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Here, here.Okay.

115
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Now, tape it shut.

116
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With what tape?
I don't have tape!

117
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Why are you being
so negative?
Oh, my God.

118
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[yowling]
Ow!

119
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I'll find
some tape.

120
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[grunting]

121
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[screams]
What are you doing?!

122
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I'm making a salad.
I told Linda I'd bring one.

123
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You were supposed to be
getting tape, Gayle!

124
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I didn't want
to make two trips!

125
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Don't worry about it.
He's fine in there.

126
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[Mr. Business yowls]He likes it.

127
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Okay, let me just find
my house keys.

128
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They're all separate
and not on one ring.

129
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[annoyed chuckle]

130
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Okay, car's not snowed in.
That's good.

131
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[horn honking]Let's get go...
No, no, no, no.

132
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No!
No!

133
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I left the Thanksgiving megamix
I made in the CD-ROM drive!

134
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Ugh. Okay.
Gayle, do you have a shovel?

135
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No.

136
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Uh, a bucket?
No.

137
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Okay. Um, a bowl?

138
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Uh... no.

139
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Well, the one the salad is in,
but I don't have any others.

140
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You only have one bowl?

141
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I'm not rich, Bob.

142
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[groans]
Ooh!

143
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But I do have a whole bunch
of kitty poop scoops.

144
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Would those work?
Not really.

145
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Okay, just give 'em...Here's one.
Here's my good one.

146
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That's fine.Here's the purple one.
I hate this one.

147
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I feel like it's
making fun of me.

148
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Lin, hi. No, no, no.

149
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We're fine. Just... the car
is buried in the snow.

150
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How's the turkey? I mean,
how are you and the kids?

151
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We're doing good.
Everyone's good.

152
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We're making up
cuss words.

153
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Listen to this:
aw, finky!

154
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That's great. Listen, we're in a
little bit of a situation here.

155
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Uh, the car is buried
and I'm poop-scooping it out,

156
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but it's gonna take a little
while, so I'm gonna need you

157
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to baste the turkey.

158
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Wait, wait. You want...
you want me to do what?

159
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Don't worry, you can do it.
It's gonna be fine.

160
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Just keep it moist
until I get home.

161
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But, Bob, you always
cook the turkey!

162
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Just relax, all right?

163
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Get out the baster.
Tell him not to worry.

164
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He'll probably be confused,
'cause he's so used to my voice.

165
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Then get some juice
from the pan

166
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and, you know,
squirt it on the turkey.

167
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That's what basting is?

168
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J-Just tell the turkey
I'm on my way.

169
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Uh, o-okay, okay, bye.

170
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All right, just tell him now
so I can hear you say it,

171
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'cause I want him...
I want to hear what he says.

172
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I'm hanging up!
I got to go! Bye!Yep. All right. Bye.

173
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[line ringing]TEDDY: Bob, happy Thanksgiving.

174
00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:07,670
Teddy, great.
I-I need your help.

175
00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,151
My car is snowed in
at Gayle's apartment.

176
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Is there any chance
you could pick us up

177
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in your truck
and take us to my house?

178
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I wish I could help you, Bob,
but my truck's in the shop.

179
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I've been biking everywhere,
like they do in China.

180
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Wait, you've been biking?

181
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Well, I biked to one place.
It was horrible.

182
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Also, I'm on a cruise.What?!

183
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Yep. Me and Mom.
It's a singles cruise.

184
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Uh, sock's on the door.
I can't go in.

185
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Guess it's back to the buffet.
[grumbles]

186
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A-All right. Thanks, Teddy.

187
00:06:30,867 --> 00:06:31,913
I'm having a terrible time, Bob.

188
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Uh, I got to go.

189
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I don't think
my mom respects herself.Bye.

190
00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,918
All right, Gayle,
we're gonna go on foot.

191
00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,747
But, Bob, I can't.
My ankle.

192
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Damn it.
Right, I forgot.

193
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You go. Just
leave me here.

194
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Okay. Bye.

195
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait!
What?

196
00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:47,406
Bob, I just had a great idea.

197
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Piggyback. Come over here.
Crouch down.

198
00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:52,716
No. Gayle, I can't carry you.
It's too far.

199
00:06:52,889 --> 00:06:54,588
But maybe I could drag you.

200
00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,850
What's that?It's a kiddie pool.

201
00:06:57,024 --> 00:06:59,418
It's so I can shave my
legs while I watch TV.

202
00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:00,723
It distracts me
from the pain.

203
00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:02,464
I buy very cheap razors.

204
00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,685
[quietly]:
Uh, it's so sad here.What was that?

205
00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,209
Nothing, I...
I'm just thinking of a plan.

206
00:07:07,382 --> 00:07:08,339
♪ ♪

207
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[blowing]

208
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All right, snowstorm.

209
00:07:16,043 --> 00:07:18,567
You thought you could beat me,
but you can't!

210
00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,744
Hang on, little turkey!
Here I come!

211
00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,398
Bob, were you talking to me?

212
00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,922
Forget it, Gayle.
Just sit there.Okay.

213
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We'll be there in no time.

214
00:07:26,923 --> 00:07:28,752
Or, like, three hours,
probably. Maybe four.

215
00:07:28,925 --> 00:07:29,927
I should call Linda.

216
00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,406
Mm. I'm not
comfortable.

217
00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:32,930
Gayle, no talking
right now.

218
00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:34,932
Walking? Bob, you're nuts!

219
00:07:35,105 --> 00:07:37,805
Please don't freeze to death
in the snow, on Thanksgiving.

220
00:07:37,978 --> 00:07:40,981
Oh, I'll be so embarrassed if
Dad publicly freezes to death.

221
00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,983
I hope he freezes
with a thumbs-up.

222
00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,334
That'd be one
cool ice cube.

223
00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,336
Lin, I promise
we're not gonna die,

224
00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,120
but it's gonna take
a long time.

225
00:07:49,293 --> 00:07:51,382
I think you're gonna have
to cook the whole turkey

226
00:07:51,557 --> 00:07:52,862
and make the sides, too.

227
00:07:53,036 --> 00:07:55,649
What? What? What, what?I'm not gonna cry.

228
00:07:55,822 --> 00:07:57,302
It-It's gonna be okay.
The turkey's gonna be fine.

229
00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:59,783
Bob, I just got used to
being a baster!

230
00:07:59,956 --> 00:08:02,307
I'm a baster! I-I mean,
I-I haven't done it yet,

231
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,656
but I was just about to.

232
00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,788
Linda, nobody wants this
to be happening,

233
00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,137
but we're gonna get through it.

234
00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:08,791
Now, listen very carefully...

235
00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,968
Actually, you got to write
all this down.

236
00:08:11,141 --> 00:08:12,622
[gasping]All right, you ready?

237
00:08:12,795 --> 00:08:14,536
Okay.It's a 16-pound turkey.

238
00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:17,105
I was expecting to cook it
in three-and-a-half hours.Uh...

239
00:08:17,278 --> 00:08:19,542
You need to baste it
every 45 minutes.
[exhales]

240
00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:21,543
And in about half an hour,
you need to start checking

241
00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:24,329
the internal temperature.
Use the meat thermometer.Oh...

242
00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,505
You need to check it
in at least three places:[panting]

243
00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,682
the breast, the outer thigh,Uh... uh...

244
00:08:28,855 --> 00:08:30,204
and then the inner thigh.

245
00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:32,033
It needs to be 165 degrees

246
00:08:32,206 --> 00:08:34,034
by the time
it finishes cooking.Uh-huh...

247
00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:36,384
If it starts to dry out before
it reaches that temperature,

248
00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,865
[panting]
you must tent it
with foil.

249
00:08:38,038 --> 00:08:39,431
Okay, okay.
Let me find a pen!

250
00:08:39,605 --> 00:08:40,998
What?!
No, no, no,
I got it, I got it!

251
00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,870
I'll get the kids
to help me.

252
00:08:43,043 --> 00:08:44,174
I'll get the kids.
Yeah, yeah.No. No, no, no, no.

253
00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:45,654
No, no, don't do that.Okay, bye!

254
00:08:45,828 --> 00:08:47,395
Don't hang up! Lin! Lin!

255
00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,702
Kids, listen up! Your father
is pulling your aunt

256
00:08:49,876 --> 00:08:51,573
through the snow
because he's a hero.

257
00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:54,097
We're all gonna have to cook
stuff. Gene, green beans!

258
00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,536
Is that my new name?It's your name,
and it's your job!

259
00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,494
Louise, mashed potatoes
and carrots.

260
00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:00,061
Gene, I'm trading you.Never!

261
00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:02,716
And, Tina, you're on Team Turkey
with me, baby.

262
00:09:02,889 --> 00:09:05,066
So it's me, you and the turkey
against Gene and Louise?

263
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,676
No. I mean, sure.

264
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,851
Shove it, sides.Tina, focus.

265
00:09:09,025 --> 00:09:10,941
Your father just said a bunch of
stuff that I didn't write down.

266
00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:13,160
Call him back.No, no, no, no, no.
We got it.

267
00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:14,727
W-We'll look it up.

268
00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:15,903
Hey, is there... is
there any more room on

269
00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:17,207
Team Sides?Tina! Look at me!

270
00:09:17,381 --> 00:09:18,340
We can do this.

271
00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,645
Right, right, right, right.

272
00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:22,518
I think we're making
really good time.

273
00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,693
I bet we've gone
at least a mile.

274
00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:27,174
Hey, maybe I'll enter
that dogsled race in Alaska.

275
00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,871
Those dogs think
they're so great,

276
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,744
but wait
till they get a load of me.

277
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,268
That's right, Bob.
I can't hear you very well,

278
00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:35,269
but you seem happy.Oh, my God.

279
00:09:35,443 --> 00:09:37,750
Is this the dry cleaners
at the end of your block?

280
00:09:37,924 --> 00:09:40,014
Yes!
[groans]
I went the wrong way.

281
00:09:40,187 --> 00:09:42,364
Everything looks the
same in the snow.

282
00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:44,539
Well, at least you're getting
some exercise, Bob.

283
00:09:44,713 --> 00:09:46,889
Yeah. Good. Great.

284
00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:48,456
Here's what I'm thinking.

285
00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,633
I'm gonna take my side
in a dessert direction.

286
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,765
Perhaps a jelly bean,
green bean casserole

287
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,636
without the casserole?Yeah.

288
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,073
And the problem with most sides
is that they aren't dessert.

289
00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,033
Okay, Mom, I think it's
time to start taking

290
00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:00,556
temperature readings.
Okay.

291
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:01,687
And it says here we need
to check the temperature

292
00:10:01,861 --> 00:10:03,820
of the stuffing, too.
What?

293
00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:06,562
The turkey juice gets absorbed
by the stuffing in the cavity.

294
00:10:06,735 --> 00:10:08,216
Uh-oh!And if it's not hot enough,

295
00:10:08,389 --> 00:10:10,043
it can lead to salmonella!Oh, my God!

296
00:10:10,217 --> 00:10:12,089
Nine million people die
each year from stuffing!

297
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,701
No!Sorry, nine. But still.

298
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,092
[grunts]
[beeping]

299
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,269
Oh, Bob, my alarm
just beeped.

300
00:10:18,442 --> 00:10:20,620
Time to take a break
and let Mr. Business eat.

301
00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:23,578
W-Well, you can feed him.
You're sitting. You're there.

302
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,275
I'm... I'll keep pulling.
We got to go.

303
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,974
No, he gets carsick!

304
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,585
Fine, Gayle. Just please try
to make it fast, okay?

305
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,282
But maybe don't open the box
so much bec...

306
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:32,849
Oh, it's fine, Bob.

307
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:35,286
Time to eat, my little
low-blood-sugar booger.

308
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,548
No, Gayle, he's getting out!
No, no, no, no, no, no!

309
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:38,942
No!

310
00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:40,726
GAYLE:
No...!

311
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,908
[screaming]
Gayle! Gayle!

312
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,561
Gayle!
What?!

313
00:10:49,735 --> 00:10:50,779
Calm down.

314
00:10:50,953 --> 00:10:52,433
You have to find my cat!

315
00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:54,392
Okay, look, I'm sure
he didn't go that far.

316
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:55,784
We can... We'll get him.

317
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,525
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

318
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,745
Bob, don't talk
down to him.
Oh, my God.

319
00:10:59,919 --> 00:11:01,835
All right.
Here, Mr. Business!

320
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,793
Good Mr. Business!

321
00:11:03,966 --> 00:11:06,970
Use his full name.
It's Jim. Mr. Jim Business.

322
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,624
Oh, uh, why don't
you call him, then?

323
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:11,105
Oh, please.
He hates the sound of my voice.

324
00:11:11,278 --> 00:11:13,323
Oh... my God.

325
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,977
Tina, write this
down. Breast, 125.

326
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,631
Okay.

327
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,981
Uh, thigh, 100 and, uh,
call it 20.
Okay.

328
00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:21,115
Uh, this part, 100 and,
uh, I can't read it.

329
00:11:21,288 --> 00:11:22,376
Got it.

330
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,639
Mom, quit
poking the poultry.

331
00:11:23,812 --> 00:11:25,119
You're gonna let
all the air out.

332
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,860
Just put your hand
on its forehead.

333
00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:28,991
Oh, my God, this one's 400.
Forget it.

334
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,298
F-Forget that one.Okay.

335
00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:32,342
That looks right.

336
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:35,129
You say potato, I say
hot fudge potato sundae.

337
00:11:35,302 --> 00:11:37,304
Well, we do not have
enough jelly beans to make

338
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,874
Gene's jelly bean casserole,
but luckily we have gummy worms,

339
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,875
chocolate chips, and
who's this little guy?

340
00:11:43,049 --> 00:11:45,399
One peanut butter Thundergirl
cookie from last year?

341
00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:46,879
How did you escape?

342
00:11:47,053 --> 00:11:48,969
Die, die, die!

343
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,711
Mr. Business!
Mr. Jim Business!

344
00:11:51,884 --> 00:11:54,365
Wait, Bob, here.
This is his collar.

345
00:11:54,538 --> 00:11:56,192
We must be going the right way.

346
00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:57,673
He's leaving us clues.

347
00:11:57,846 --> 00:11:59,500
Fine, but... [screams]

348
00:11:59,674 --> 00:12:02,068
Bob? You okay?
Looks like you fell down.

349
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:05,332
I did, Gayle. I did.
I need a quick break.

350
00:12:05,506 --> 00:12:07,029
No.
All right.
You're right.

351
00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:09,076
I got to keep going.
We got to keep moving.

352
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,380
That's the spirit, Bob!

353
00:12:10,554 --> 00:12:11,556
All right,
I'm getting up.

354
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,861
Up and at 'em, Bob!

355
00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:14,908
Here we go,
we're doing this!

356
00:12:15,081 --> 00:12:16,431
Bob? Where are you, Bob?

357
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,692
[muffled]:
I'm here.

358
00:12:17,866 --> 00:12:19,520
In the snow?
Yes.

359
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:20,826
In the snow.

360
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,697
We're not gonna
make it, are we?

361
00:12:22,871 --> 00:12:24,091
I don't know, Gayle.

362
00:12:24,264 --> 00:12:25,745
I think I just need
to rest for a minute.

363
00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:27,049
Get my strength back.

364
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,703
You want a little
salad, Bob?

365
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,226
No. No salad.

366
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,489
Okay, fine.
Maybe a little.

367
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,707
Here you go.
Mm.

368
00:12:32,881 --> 00:12:34,100
What kind of dressing
is this?

369
00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:35,537
There's no dressing.

370
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,017
Something must have
dripped in it.

371
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,582
Oh! [spitting]

372
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,889
Tell me a story, Bob.

373
00:12:40,062 --> 00:12:41,107
Not right now, Gayle.

374
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,804
Okay, I'll tell one.

375
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,067
Once there was a movie
called You've Got Mail.

376
00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:46,417
Please, no.

377
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,375
Oh, my God!
This side is brown.

378
00:12:48,549 --> 00:12:49,899
This side is raw.

379
00:12:50,072 --> 00:12:51,379
I'm getting readings
all over the place!

380
00:12:51,552 --> 00:12:52,902
This oven sucks!

381
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,424
All right,
you know what we got to do?

382
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:55,730
We got to turn this bird.

383
00:12:55,904 --> 00:12:57,427
Tina, mitt me.

384
00:12:57,601 --> 00:12:59,299
Okay, here we go.

385
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,868
Just gonna grab the legs
and give her a gentle...

386
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,129
Oh, God!

387
00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:05,261
[Tina and Louise scream]You monster!

388
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,916
Do you think your dad'll notice?

389
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,309
Oh, now he's mydad?Ah, it's fine.

390
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,312
Tell him the turkey
was playing with fireworks.

391
00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:13,749
It's amazing what they can do
with prosthetics these days.

392
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,794
No. You know what?
Gene, get me a needle.

393
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,144
Tina, get me some thread.
Louise, get me a drink.

394
00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:20,451
Everybody scrub in for
turkey surgery, stat!

395
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,626
[sighs]
Uh, just a few more minutes,

396
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,586
then I'll be ready to go.

397
00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,109
I'm freezing.

398
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,241
Aren't we supposed
to share body heat?

399
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:31,071
Uh, I guess
we could, uh, huddle.

400
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,549
For warmth.

401
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,900
[grunts]
Okay. Ooh.

402
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,467
Oh. That's actually
a lot warmer.

403
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:38,947
I drink a lot of soup.

404
00:13:39,121 --> 00:13:41,298
By the way,
thank you, Bob.

405
00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:44,779
I really appreciate everything
you've been doing for me today.

406
00:13:44,953 --> 00:13:46,520
I know you
don't like me.

407
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,870
What? No. No, no, I-I...

408
00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:50,480
It's okay. I know
I'm a little...

409
00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:51,787
eccentric.
Crazy?

410
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,484
Eccentric.
That's what I said.

411
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:54,963
And I've been
a little moody.

412
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,661
I didn't notice.

413
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,143
It's just, sometimes you
meet a guy who likes cats

414
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:03,145
and has great armpits, and
then next thing you know,

415
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,974
he leaves you
high and dry.

416
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,496
Are you talking about
Mr. Frond?

417
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,282
I mean, you probably
call him Phillip.

418
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:09,673
No, I call him
Mr. Frond.

419
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,460
Look, Gayle,
I mean, you're... you.

420
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:13,461
I am?

421
00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:14,461
Yes. Definitely.

422
00:14:14,635 --> 00:14:15,679
You're right.

423
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,203
Yeah. I know.

424
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,119
And that's...
there's something about that.

425
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,120
That's something.

426
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,643
Yes. And you're gonna

427
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,514
meet someone
who's-who's right for you.

428
00:14:23,687 --> 00:14:26,212
I mean,
the Internet is... vast.

429
00:14:26,386 --> 00:14:29,346
That's the nicest thing
anyone has ever said to me.

430
00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:30,870
May I fart?

431
00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:32,653
Hmm?
I have to fart,

432
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:34,221
but I... we're
huddled, so...

433
00:14:34,394 --> 00:14:35,744
Yeah, I'd rather you didn't.[farts]

434
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,963
Oh. Oh. There you go.
You-you just did.

435
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,399
I did.
Yup.

436
00:14:39,573 --> 00:14:40,662
[farts]I did it again.

437
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,010
Yeah, I heard that one.

438
00:14:42,184 --> 00:14:43,751
Uh-huh.
Um...

439
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,928
Oh. It's stuck down
in my snowsuit.
Oh.

440
00:14:47,102 --> 00:14:49,713
That one is-- whew--
coming up around my neck.

441
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,586
[gasps]
Mr. Business!

442
00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:53,893
Gayle!
Wait, how are you running?

443
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,198
With my legs!
I mean, oh, ow.

444
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,504
Ow, it hurts.

445
00:14:57,678 --> 00:14:58,854
You aren't hurt!

446
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,595
You were faking it!

447
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,163
Fine. I was faking it
for attention.

448
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,513
What?! Are you serious?!

449
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:06,993
You ruined
my Thanksgiving dinner

450
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,732
because you wanted attention?!

451
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,605
No, I ruined
your Thanksgiving dinner

452
00:15:10,778 --> 00:15:12,389
because I wanted attention!

453
00:15:12,562 --> 00:15:14,347
Oh, wait, is that
what you said? Oh.
Yes!

454
00:15:19,091 --> 00:15:21,181
Mr. Business!Gayle, I can't believe
you lied to me!

455
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,746
You let me drag you for miles

456
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,445
and you could walk
the whole time?!

457
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,707
Gayle, you're getting
really far away.

458
00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:28,710
I want to yell at you,
so please stop running.

459
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:29,711
No!

460
00:15:29,884 --> 00:15:31,581
I'm going after my baby!

461
00:15:31,755 --> 00:15:32,888
He's all I have left!

462
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,020
Except for my other two cats!

463
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,500
[panting]

464
00:15:36,673 --> 00:15:38,024
Gayle!

465
00:15:38,197 --> 00:15:40,330
Oh, God. So tired.

466
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,418
So old.

467
00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:42,549
[phone rings]

468
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,072
Everything's fine!
What?

469
00:15:44,246 --> 00:15:45,596
Everything's fine.
Turkey's great.

470
00:15:45,769 --> 00:15:47,380
I just want to know
how far away you are.

471
00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:48,773
But everything's fine.
Okay.

472
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,514
Well, uh, funny story.

473
00:15:50,687 --> 00:15:53,212
Your sister got loose and
chased her cat down the street.

474
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,909
And, uh, now
I can't see her.

475
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,476
What? You lost her?

476
00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:58,783
Bob, it's a blizzard out
there. She could die!

477
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,134
It's not my fault, Linda.
She ran away from me.

478
00:16:01,307 --> 00:16:03,571
She ran, Lin.
On her foot.

479
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,312
It's not hurt.
She faked her ankle injury.

480
00:16:06,486 --> 00:16:08,750
Oh. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, she does that.

481
00:16:08,923 --> 00:16:10,620
Wait, what? You knew?

482
00:16:10,794 --> 00:16:13,581
No. No, I didn't know for sure,
but she does it sometimes.

483
00:16:13,754 --> 00:16:14,974
Lin, I've been pulling her
through the snow

484
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,845
for the past three hours!

485
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,240
Look, look, look, she's just
upset because of Mr. Frond.

486
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,241
What does that
have to do with her ankle?

487
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,765
Oh, she fakes injuries
when she's sad.

488
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,072
Or when she's happy.
Or bored. Or injured.

489
00:16:27,246 --> 00:16:28,988
Oh, Lin, I hate your sister.

490
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,772
No, you don't.
You love her.

491
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,338
She's family, Bob.

492
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,775
She's yourfamily, Lin.You married me.

493
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,344
That makes her your family
whether you like it or not.

494
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,823
I don't... like it.You go find her, Bob.

495
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:40,956
But take your time.
Take your time.[electric whirring]

496
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,130
What?
Everything's fine.

497
00:16:42,304 --> 00:16:43,784
Why'd you say
"Take your time"?

498
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,048
And what's that noise?What noise? Uh, shh.

499
00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:48,311
Turkey's great.Perfectly cooked.
Perfectly safe.

500
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,312
Wait, what's going on
with the turkey?!

501
00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:52,272
Turkey says hi. Bye.But... no!

502
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:53,447
Damn it!

503
00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,838
[meows]

504
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,494
Hey, Mr. Business, wait!

505
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,495
Oh, great.

506
00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:01,149
Come down, come on.

507
00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:04,284
Okay. All right.

508
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,286
I'll do the thing.
With the scatting.

509
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,156
All right?
Is that what you want?

510
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:09,680
Here you go.

511
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,856
[singing scat]

512
00:17:14,423 --> 00:17:17,339
Oh, come on.
You loved the scatting earlier.

513
00:17:17,513 --> 00:17:18,689
You're climbing higher!

514
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,691
Oh, God, this is horrible.

515
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,345
But I'm gonna come get you.

516
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,217
Yup, I've got to get you.

517
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,695
So I'm gonna come up.

518
00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:27,307
[grunting]

519
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,353
Okay, I am very high up,
but no big deal.

520
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,963
I'm just gonna
grab the cat, and...

521
00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:35,183
Good kitty. See?

522
00:17:35,357 --> 00:17:37,011
I won't hurt you.

523
00:17:37,185 --> 00:17:39,362
I'm your uncle, kind of.

524
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:43,018
Now let's just stay calm
and we'll work our way down.

525
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,888
Very slowly.

526
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,717
GAYLE:
Bob? Bob?

527
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,676
I'm up here.
I found Mr... Mr. B...

528
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,070
Mr. B... Uh...
[sneezes]

529
00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:53,507
Uh... Oh, oh...

530
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:54,463
[screams]

531
00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:56,944
[grunts]

532
00:17:57,118 --> 00:18:00,209
Oh, Bob.
You saved Mr. Business.

533
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,603
I did.You broke his fall.

534
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:03,907
[grunts]
Bob?

535
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,039
What, Gayle?

536
00:18:05,213 --> 00:18:06,519
Are you still mad at me?

537
00:18:06,693 --> 00:18:07,781
Yes. No.

538
00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:09,044
I mean, it
doesn't matter.

539
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,567
Did you get hurt?

540
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:11,786
I don't know, Gayle.

541
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,221
I landed on my back.

542
00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:15,876
From, mm... maybe ten feet.

543
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,835
So, it's probably fine, right?

544
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,576
Let me try and get up.

545
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,099
Oh, I can't!

546
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:22,275
I can't sit up.

547
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:23,450
Oh, Bob.

548
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,451
Uh, I'm dead.

549
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,540
Cut me open and sleep inside me.

550
00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:28,846
You and the cat.

551
00:18:29,019 --> 00:18:30,195
No, Bob.

552
00:18:30,369 --> 00:18:33,199
Let's call that plan B.

553
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,722
[grunting]

554
00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:37,637
[panting]

555
00:18:37,811 --> 00:18:38,987
Wow, Gayle,
I can't believe

556
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,641
you pulled me
all the way here.

557
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,295
I'm happy to do it, Bob.

558
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,773
I ate all the salad though,

559
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,167
so don't tell anyone
there was salad.

560
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:50,085
Uh, well, I guess I
should make a toast.

561
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,955
No, Bob. I want
to make a toast.

562
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,306
Oh, um, okay.

563
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,785
To you.

564
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,614
Bob, today you proved
that no matter what,

565
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,789
family is always
there for each other.

566
00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:02,315
Even when they
drive you crazy.

567
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,795
Gayle, no, y-you don't
drive me crazy.

568
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,145
You can be a real
handful sometimes, Bob.

569
00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:08,494
Oh.[whoops] You
drive me nuts.

570
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,060
But I love you.

571
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,628
Well, thanks.
And I want to say to you, Gayle,

572
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:15,153
that I was mad
that I had to pull you

573
00:19:15,327 --> 00:19:17,634
in a kiddie pool today,
but I'm also glad

574
00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:19,809
that you pulled me
in a kiddie pool.

575
00:19:19,983 --> 00:19:22,422
And maybe it's good
to be annoyed by your family,

576
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,642
because that means you have one.

577
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,296
Aw, Bob.
That's nice.

578
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,864
And Mr. Frond was a fool
to let you go, Gayle,

579
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,778
but we're glad to have you here.

580
00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:35,173
So what happened? I thought
you guys were doing so good.

581
00:19:35,347 --> 00:19:37,959
Oh, he told me
the oldest breakup line

582
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,613
in the breakup book.

583
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:40,875
"I have scabies"?

584
00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:42,310
No, he said he was going

585
00:19:42,484 --> 00:19:44,487
to visit his aunt
for Thanksgiving.

586
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,009
I mean... [scoffs]Wait, what?

587
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,663
That's all he said?Gayle, he's probably

588
00:19:47,837 --> 00:19:49,710
actually visiting his aunt
for Thanksgiving.

589
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,538
Yeah, right. Who spends
Thanksgiving with their aunt?

590
00:19:52,712 --> 00:19:56,019
Aunt Gayle, you know
you're our aunt, right?

591
00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:58,632
Oh, my God, you think
he was telling the truth?

592
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,023
Yes!

593
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,374
And you think Jacob Epstein

594
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,896
was telling the truth
when he said

595
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,811
he was going on
a secret mission to South Russia

596
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:08,031
and he needed to borrow $200
for the taxi there?

597
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,511
Uh-huh.Sure, of course.
Definitely.

598
00:20:09,685 --> 00:20:10,948
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah. Yup.

599
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,167
Well, do I feel silly.[phone rings]

600
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,647
[gasps] It's him!

601
00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:16,345
It's Mr. Frond!

602
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,173
You know what?
I will call him back.

603
00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:21,567
I'm eating dinner
with my family.

604
00:20:21,741 --> 00:20:23,482
Aw, family.

605
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,224
Now come on, let's ea...
Look at the food.

606
00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:27,877
Look at it. Wow.

607
00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:29,402
Don't look too close.
Look at me.

608
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,577
Oh, God, what happened
to the vegetables?

609
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:34,102
Survival of the sweetest, Dad.
It's nature's way.

610
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,191
Well, uh, they look... great.

611
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,539
You guys really came through.

612
00:20:37,713 --> 00:20:38,932
I mean, you cooked a turkey.

613
00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:40,760
[whoops]All right, let's carve it.

614
00:20:40,934 --> 00:20:42,588
Whoa. Comes off real easy.

615
00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:44,025
As it should.
Mm-hmm.

616
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,592
Uh, is this thread?

617
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,594
Yeah, what do you use
to sew your turkeys?

618
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:48,898
Should we not eat this?

619
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,204
Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it.

620
00:20:50,378 --> 00:20:51,902
We could, maybe...
No.

621
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,556
I'll eat it.

622
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,037
Hey, look who found a plate
of microwave egg rolls.

623
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,907
[Bob humming]

624
00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,692
GAYLE: No, no, no.
Something with a little rhythm.

625
00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:01,390
It's got to be jazzy.

626
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,609
BOB: [sighs] Okay, all right,
all right.

627
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,526
[Bob singing scat]

628
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,268
GAYLE:
There you go.

629
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,313
Oh, look at him, he loves it.

630
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,880
GAYLE and LINDA:
♪ It's Thanksgiving ♪

631
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,230
♪ Thanksgiving for everybody ♪

632
00:21:15,403 --> 00:21:17,579
♪ Except for Europeans ♪

633
00:21:17,753 --> 00:21:18,798
[Gayle sings scat]

634
00:21:18,972 --> 00:21:20,104
♪ It's Thanksgiving ♪

635
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:22,585
♪ Thanksgiving for everybody ♪

636
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,586
♪ Except for Europeans. ♪

637
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,240
[Gayle singing scat]