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I am in the midst
of negotiations

2
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to sell Wonder Wharf
and build... high-end condos.

3
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What does Mr. Fischoeder say
about that?

4
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[yelling]

5
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You work on him,
convince him to sell.

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[singing carnival tune]

7
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"Carousel no longer in service"?

8
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"Newer, better, less boring
ride coming soon"?

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♪ I know you're already
a wealthy-ish guy ♪

10
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♪ But think of what
that condo money could buy ♪

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♪ And I'd open up Bob's
Beach Burgers and Fries... ♪

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That's how you lock your sister
to a wooden horse.Yeah.

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I'm not ever
selling this wharf!

14
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What?!

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Hey, have you ever
pooped out a key?

16
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No. Um... dice.

17
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Glad you like this rotten
old wharf so much,

18
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'cause it's where they're going
to find your rotten old bodies!

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BOB:
Oh, God.

20
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This is bad. Ow!

21
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These ropes are tight.
This is really bad.

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There's no point
in making us uncomfortable

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before you kill us, Felix.

24
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What happened
to common courtesy?

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Stop talking!
Keep being scared.

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Oh, just shoot us already,
for God's sake.

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The suspense
is boring me.

28
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What?! No! Don't.
What are you doing?

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I'm calling
his bluff, Bob.

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Come on, pull the trigger,
you big baby.

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I'm not a baby!
I'm a big boy!

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A big, dangerous boy!Baby.

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Stop it!
Baby.

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Stop it!
Come on, baby!

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Stop teasing him!I can't help it.

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He's incapable of doing
anything right on his own.

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Stop saying that!
I'm sick of it! Calvin...

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[grunts]

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Calvin, I've lived too long

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in your stupid, weird shadow
to just shoot you.

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You're going to die slowly,

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tied to the pier
you love so much.

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I-I don't love it.

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You see that way up there
above your head?

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That's the high-tide line.

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That's where
the water's gonna be

47
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in just a little while.I see.

48
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You'll watch the tide come in
before you drown,

49
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which will give you time
to think

50
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about how all this
could have been avoided

51
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if you'd just stayed on track

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and sold the friggin' wharf
with me!

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Oh, God.

54
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Now I have to kill you

55
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and inherit
your stupid voting share

56
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and do what
you wouldn'tdo.

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You'll just be some dead guy
getting eaten by crabs,

58
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and I'llbe Mr. Fischoeder!

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Me, not you!

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You'll be Calvin... Crabs,

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the stupidest dead person
in the world.

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Well said!Well, I-I just
want to say,

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you are already the important
Fischoeder to me, Felix.

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I've always felt...Bob. Bob, Bob, Bob,
I see what you're doing.

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I see what
you're going for here,

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but I'm mad at you, too.

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Plus, you got
to kill the witness.

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Everyone knows that.That is true.

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Don't agree with him!

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I have to get up there and start
living my new amazing life

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as Felix Fischoeder,
the condo king

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with a dark secret
and a girlfriend!

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Okay.
Oh, God.
Please, Mr. Fischoeder,
do something.

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I have kids!
Oh, come on, Bob.

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Those kids
aren't that great.Felix, come back!

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I will... later. I'll see you
when you're dead! Buh-bye!

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Help!

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Well, now thanks to your father,

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we aren't getting any new
condos in this dumb town.

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No new money and no
Bob's Burgers on the Beach.

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Nope. Just back to our
boring, crappy lives

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in this stinky, poopy, rundown,
shanty town by the sea.

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Where is
Dad anyway?

85
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I haven't seen him
for, like, 45 minutes.

86
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Do you think
he has a separate Dad pad?

87
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Maybe he's back
at the restaurant.

88
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That's where I always
picture him.

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[door bells tinkle]

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Hmm, no Bob.

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Well, I guess we'll open up
for dinner without him.

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Maybe he's out partying with
Mr. Fischoeder, his new buddy.

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Big boys night out, I guess.

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[scoffs]
We can have a
girls night in.

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I have a great new nail polish
I've been dying to try.

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It's called "clear."

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Sure, if you want
to look like a prostitute.

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Fanny, there's
my silly skunk!

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No! Get away from me!
Get off!

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Sweetie, I know you're
upset, but listen.

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I took care
of everything.

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The condos are back on,
all right?

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So, I will just put my
arm around you thusly.
Uh-uh!

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Fanny!

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I just said...
[clears throat]

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I took care
of everything.

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So, I'm getting my recording
studio and my nightclub?

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Yes! Damn it!

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I took care of it!

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Don't yell at me.

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Sorry. I'm so sorry.

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I'm... Oh, God.

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You know, I'm having
a stressful day.

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Don't care.
Hey, let's, uh,
walk around

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and see where that
nightclub will be.

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Okay.
How about
over there?

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No!Okay. How about... uh,
you like that location?

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Mm... mm-mm.
Right. Let's...

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look to our left now.

120
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I don't like
any of 'em.

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[evil laughter
plays on recording]

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[grunting]

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Quit squirming
around, Bob.

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Do you have worms?
[grunts]

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'Cause I do, and you're
making them crazy.

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I'm trying to get my phone
out of my back pocket.

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I can't reach it.

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Mr. Fischoeder,
you need to get it for me.

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Oh. All right.

130
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Ooh. Ooh! That's
unfortunate.
What is?

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Your butt.
Oh. Sorry?

132
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Up here, you're okay, but
down here, it gets bad.

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Okay, just pull
the phone out.
Okay.

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Flip it open!
Really? You have
a flip phone?

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Yes. It works fine
to make calls,

136
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and that's
what phones are for.

137
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Nonsense, Bob.

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Phones are for playing
tiny games about fruit on.

139
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Just hit the call button,
Mr. Fischoeder.

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It'll dial Linda
since I called her last.
Ah!

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[phone ringing]

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Hello?

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She answered!
Linda! Linda!

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Hello, Linda!

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Bob? I can't
hear you, hon.

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BOB [shouting]:
Linda!
It's loud.

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I think he's
at a bar.

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I'm gonna
kill him.[evil recorded laughter]

149
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Oh, what's that laughing?
What is...? Bob?!

150
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Linda, listen!
Felix tied us up under the pier!

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Call the police!

152
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I think
he butt-dialed you.

153
00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:06,891
Yup, that's his butt's voice.

154
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Dad, it's Tina. Are you at
a party? Are there boys there?

155
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Bob, you're wasting
all our minutes,

156
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so you better be out
buying more minutes! Bye!

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[phone ringing]

158
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I still can't
hear you!

159
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He's pocket-dialing
me again.

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Lin, don't hang up!
No, no, no, no.

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Ugh! Try her again.

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Bob, I think we're coming
off a little desperate.

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We aredesperate!

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[phone ringing]

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Bob, I'm putting your butt

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on "silent," for once.

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Who wants ice cream?

168
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No! No, no!Ooh, that's chilly.

169
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That 911 operator
did not like us, Bob.

170
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No one can hear us.
They thought we
were prank calling.

171
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Maybe we could text 911.

172
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Can that sad
little thing text?

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Sort of.
Oh, we could text Linda!

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It'll be hard,
but let's try it.

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Yeah, it's hard.

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I can't really see
what I'm typing.

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I'm just pressing
on the phone.

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Wow, the tide is
coming in fast.

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It's the same speed
it always comes in.

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Don't blame this
on the ocean, Bob.

181
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Hey, what are you
looking at?

182
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My boobs are up here.

183
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Oh, sorry, babe. I...

184
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There they are--
Milo and Otis.

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No, that one's Milo,
that one's Otis.

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♪ Ding-dong, diddly,
ding-dong, dong! ♪

187
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[phone buzzing]

188
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Mom, you got a text!
You're blowing up!

189
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What's your secret?

190
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Maybe it's Jimmy Jr.

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texting you to ask you

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what I'm doing
for the rest of my life.

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He's gonna be pretty
disappointed when he finds out.

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It's from your dad.

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"Help. I'm tired yo." What?!

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Of course he's tired.
He's soold.

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Your father
doesn't say "yo."

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The only time he
ever said "yo" was

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when he went to Tina's
class for career day.

200
00:06:40,951 --> 00:06:42,331
Maybe that's not
what he meant to type.

201
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Maybe it's autocorrected.

202
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Oh, yeah.
Like that time I texted mom

203
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that I was super horny
when I was really super hungry.

204
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Why would I be horny?
I'm not an antelope.

205
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I wonder what his text
was supposed to be.

206
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What if it was something
that would make us all LOL?

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Well, let's figure it out.
Should be easy.

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Dad doesn't know
that many words.

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[grunting]

210
00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,629
We got to get that phone.

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00:07:02,663 --> 00:07:04,458
I'll try to get it
with my foot.

212
00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:07,737
Oh, look at those nimble,
hairy little toe-men go.[grunting]

213
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[beep, click]What the hell was that?

214
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I think I took a picture,
and I think I sent it.

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I hope you got
my best side.

216
00:07:13,398 --> 00:07:15,468
I'm talking about
my wiener bulge.
Stop.

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Tina, are you wearing my
bike lock as a necklace?

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Kind of?
Well, it's very
flattering.

219
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It makes your
head look... safe.

220
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Now he sent me
a weird picture.

221
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Okay, you know, I'm starting to
get a little worried about him.

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Let me see that.

223
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Just looks like
a white blob to me.

224
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Look who's
talking.

225
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Oh... that's
Mr. Fischoeder's butt.

226
00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,798
How do you know what Mr.
Fischoeder's butt looks like?

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I have a photographic
butt memory.
Oh, yeah.

228
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Wait a minute.
What's that thing?

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00:07:38,629 --> 00:07:40,113
Could be a rope
or maybe a breadstick?

230
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Ah, they stole my idea
for breadstick ropes.

231
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I think I got it.

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I'm getting it up your leg.
Grab it.

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Grab it.Oh, but it's all footy.

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Grab it! If it drops
in the water, it's over!
Fine.

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LOUISE:
Okay, the autocorrect
suggestions for "tired"

236
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and "yo" are up there.

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Now we match 'em up
and see what makes sense.

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Maybe he meant,
"I cried, y'all."

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Why is he now
Southern?!

240
00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:03,033
Could it be...

241
00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,622
"I tried blow"?

242
00:08:04,656 --> 00:08:07,209
We were gonna do that
together. Just once.

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00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:09,315
[gasps]
Oh, my God! Teddy was right!

244
00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:11,041
I knew it!
Wait-- about what?

245
00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:12,836
About the picture, the rope.

246
00:08:12,870 --> 00:08:16,322
"Tired yo" is... "Tied up"!

247
00:08:16,356 --> 00:08:18,014
Dad's tied up somewhere!

248
00:08:18,048 --> 00:08:19,394
[all gasping]

249
00:08:19,428 --> 00:08:20,740
He's in a meeting!

250
00:08:20,776 --> 00:08:23,225
And he's going
to be there for a while.

251
00:08:23,261 --> 00:08:24,641
I hope this is working.

252
00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:26,194
I tried to write,
"Felix has us under the pier."

253
00:08:26,228 --> 00:08:27,437
I'm not sure
if I got it all,

254
00:08:27,471 --> 00:08:29,060
but it should be close.
Hit "send."

255
00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:30,543
Are you sure, Bob? Are you
going to yell at me again?

256
00:08:30,579 --> 00:08:32,546
Just hit "send."
Okay.

257
00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:33,684
Oh, no! Oh, no!

258
00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:34,893
Aha!

259
00:08:34,927 --> 00:08:37,688
Well, who gets
to yell at whom now?

260
00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:39,587
Oh, my God.
Did you hit "send"?

261
00:08:39,621 --> 00:08:42,072
Well, I hit something.
Let's talk about
something else.

262
00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:44,246
I spy with my little eye

263
00:08:44,282 --> 00:08:47,111
one large cloud
shaped like a camel.

264
00:08:47,147 --> 00:08:48,528
Right there.
Where?

265
00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:49,908
That one.
That one, yes.

266
00:08:49,942 --> 00:08:51,357
Aah! Aah! Aah!

267
00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:53,567
Oh, my God,
who's got my Bobby tied up?

268
00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,775
Let's think. Who
are Dad's enemies?

269
00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:57,571
Time, gravity,
toothpaste...

270
00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,227
Jimmy Pesto.

271
00:08:59,261 --> 00:09:01,782
LOUISE: Eh, Jimmy's got
an alibi, which is,

272
00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:04,197
he is dumb.[phone buzzing]

273
00:09:04,232 --> 00:09:06,269
It's from Dad!
It says,

274
00:09:06,303 --> 00:09:09,307
"Fix got under seven seven,"

275
00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,240
then a shrimp emoji,

276
00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:12,759
and the word
"Pierre."

277
00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,553
Oh, God! Someone named Pierre's
got him tied up,

278
00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:16,245
and he's force-feeding him
shrimp.

279
00:09:16,278 --> 00:09:17,625
[gasping, groaning]

280
00:09:17,659 --> 00:09:19,869
Okay, everyone,
stand back!
Help! Help!

281
00:09:19,903 --> 00:09:22,491
You have to pull
yourself together!
[grunts]

282
00:09:22,527 --> 00:09:25,288
You have two children and
a Louise to take care of!

283
00:09:25,322 --> 00:09:27,082
Okay, okay.
Stop slapping me.

284
00:09:27,118 --> 00:09:28,119
Oh, no, wait--
one more.

285
00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:29,085
[grunts]

286
00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,120
Wait a second.

287
00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:31,398
Guys, there's a restaurant

288
00:09:31,432 --> 00:09:32,710
a few blocks away,
called Pierre's,

289
00:09:32,744 --> 00:09:34,607
and they serve shrimp
and breadsticks.

290
00:09:34,643 --> 00:09:36,334
Breadsticks!They're all right.
They're not great.

291
00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,404
Quick, Mom. Let's close
the restaurant forever

292
00:09:38,438 --> 00:09:39,648
and go find Dad!

293
00:09:39,682 --> 00:09:41,269
Hang on, Dad.
Here we come.

294
00:09:41,303 --> 00:09:43,893
And hang on, shrimp.
Here comes Gene.

295
00:09:43,927 --> 00:09:45,619
Well, look at
the bright side.

296
00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:48,000
With the water this high, we
can finally go to the bathroom

297
00:09:48,034 --> 00:09:49,001
without being embarrassed.

298
00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:50,278
Oh, that's warm.
Yeah.

299
00:09:50,312 --> 00:09:52,832
You doing that?
I'm doing it.

300
00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,114
Okay, so, I'll do the talking.

301
00:09:58,149 --> 00:09:59,495
No, I'll do the talking,
you do the roughing up.

302
00:09:59,528 --> 00:10:00,807
And I'll eat the shrimp.

303
00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:02,187
And I'll watch Gene
eat the shrimp.

304
00:10:02,221 --> 00:10:03,844
And I'll look around
for clues.

305
00:10:03,879 --> 00:10:05,673
But if any
of those clues are shrimp,

306
00:10:05,707 --> 00:10:07,089
bag 'em and give 'em to me.

307
00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:08,297
Hello. Welcome to Pierre's.

308
00:10:08,331 --> 00:10:09,780
Table for--
what do we have, five?

309
00:10:09,816 --> 00:10:10,782
[laughing]: Yeah.

310
00:10:10,817 --> 00:10:11,851
We're not here to eat.

311
00:10:11,886 --> 00:10:13,784
We're looking for this guy.

312
00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:15,475
His name's Bob, and
you kidnapped him!

313
00:10:15,510 --> 00:10:17,443
Let me at him!
Give me back my son!

314
00:10:17,477 --> 00:10:19,548
I don't have your...
What are you...? Please!

315
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,447
All right, let me look
at the toilet picture again.

316
00:10:21,481 --> 00:10:23,036
You got a lot
of nerve, buddy.

317
00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:24,692
Ow! Ah, can't
breathe.

318
00:10:24,726 --> 00:10:26,452
[Teddy grunting]Seeing... spots.

319
00:10:26,486 --> 00:10:28,350
[man groaning,
Teddy grunting]

320
00:10:28,385 --> 00:10:30,559
Don't want to... die.

321
00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:32,148
Wow, that guy
really fainted.

322
00:10:32,182 --> 00:10:33,322
And barfed.I feel bad.

323
00:10:33,355 --> 00:10:34,806
He got really upset there.

324
00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,669
All we're trying to do
is just talk to him.

325
00:10:36,705 --> 00:10:37,981
But he still gave me shrimp.

326
00:10:38,015 --> 00:10:39,500
And he said come
back anytime.

327
00:10:39,534 --> 00:10:40,709
What a class act.

328
00:10:40,743 --> 00:10:42,711
Uh, well,
what do we do now?

329
00:10:42,745 --> 00:10:44,677
BOSCO:
Yep. Uh-huh.

330
00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:45,885
What is it? What is it?

331
00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:47,647
I think I know where Bob is.

332
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:50,683
Where?!He took the chug boat out
to Alcohol Island.

333
00:10:50,719 --> 00:10:51,995
These are drunk texts.

334
00:10:52,029 --> 00:10:53,687
I know 'em when I see 'em.Oh...

335
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,515
Look, here are 87 texts I sent

336
00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:57,518
to my ex-wife last night.

337
00:10:57,552 --> 00:11:00,729
What do you think I meant by:
"I'm sorry I'm not sorry"?

338
00:11:00,763 --> 00:11:02,523
Well, Bosco was no help.

339
00:11:02,557 --> 00:11:03,731
We got to face facts.

340
00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:05,354
No one cares about Dad
except us.

341
00:11:05,388 --> 00:11:06,873
And, really, it's just Mom.

342
00:11:06,907 --> 00:11:09,184
And me.And Tina.
Time to split up and search.

343
00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,703
If we want to find him,
we're gonna have

344
00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:12,222
to track him down ourselves.

345
00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:14,707
Does anyone have anything
of his we can smell?

346
00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:15,744
I have his jeans.

347
00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:17,192
We all have his genes.

348
00:11:17,227 --> 00:11:18,193
No, I have his jeans.

349
00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:19,712
I cut them into shorts.

350
00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:21,852
Oh, come on, like you're not
all wearing a pair

351
00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:24,544
of Dad's cutoff jeans
under your clothes!

352
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:27,202
FISCHOEDER:
Wow, wow, wow.

353
00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:29,758
I didn't think he'd
go through with it.
Where's your family, Bob?

354
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,759
Why aren't they
looking for us?
I don't know.

355
00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:33,451
Maybe they didn't
get our texts.

356
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,004
Well, things are bad, Bob.

357
00:11:35,038 --> 00:11:36,764
Things are very bad.

358
00:11:36,798 --> 00:11:41,389
♪ I never thought
this is how I would go ♪♪ Ooh...

359
00:11:41,423 --> 00:11:45,187
♪ Here under the pier
tied to Mr. Fischoe ♪

360
00:11:45,221 --> 00:11:49,570
♪ Der, but looks like
Linda will be a widow ♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

361
00:11:49,605 --> 00:11:53,746
♪ Oh, bad things are bad

362
00:11:53,782 --> 00:11:57,061
♪ I fear that my Bob's
in a terrible place ♪

363
00:11:57,095 --> 00:11:59,960
♪ Maybe you'll find him
inside ♪

364
00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:01,409
♪ Of this vase

365
00:12:01,443 --> 00:12:05,240
♪ Maybe a lion is
eating his face ♪

366
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:08,727
♪ Oh, bad things are bad

367
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:13,317
♪ Maybe your Dad was tied up
by a sailor ♪

368
00:12:13,352 --> 00:12:14,663
[wheezy]:
♪ I'll help you look

369
00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:17,597
♪ After I pump this inhaler

370
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:20,878
♪ Check out my pants,
they are perfectly tailored ♪

371
00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:22,913
Oh, yeah. Nice.
Thanks.

372
00:12:22,948 --> 00:12:26,815
♪ Oh, bad things are bad

373
00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:29,610
♪ Oh, I wish
that Bob would come back ♪

374
00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:33,442
♪ I could really use
a big snack ♪

375
00:12:33,475 --> 00:12:36,962
♪ Okay, it's not a burger
but I'll just pretend it is ♪

376
00:12:36,996 --> 00:12:40,448
♪ And maybe cry...

377
00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:42,623
[sobbing]

378
00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:46,455
♪ I did what I had to,
I have no regrets ♪

379
00:12:46,489 --> 00:12:50,355
♪ I murdered my brother
for power and sex ♪

380
00:12:50,389 --> 00:12:54,807
♪ What's this weird feeling
inside of my chest? ♪

381
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:58,363
♪ Why do you keep not
looking at my breasts? ♪

382
00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:02,125
♪ Oh, bad things are bad

383
00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:05,956
♪ Farewell, cruel world,
looks like I'll die alone ♪

384
00:13:05,991 --> 00:13:10,996
♪ If only you'd purchased
a better cell phone ♪

385
00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:15,484
♪ And now I'll never know
who wins Game of Thrones♪

386
00:13:15,518 --> 00:13:17,485
♪ Oh

387
00:13:17,519 --> 00:13:23,836
♪ Things are bad!

388
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:26,183
[both coughing]

389
00:13:26,219 --> 00:13:28,946
[panting, groans]

390
00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:31,293
LOUISE: At first it was kind of
funny that Dad was missing,

391
00:13:31,326 --> 00:13:33,019
but now I don't like it.

392
00:13:33,052 --> 00:13:34,503
We could end up
with just Mom.

393
00:13:34,537 --> 00:13:36,884
No offense, Mom.No, no, we
need your dad.

394
00:13:36,918 --> 00:13:39,576
You kids are a two-adult,
two-bottle-of-wine-a-night job.

395
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,336
Ugh! Where the hell is he?

396
00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:42,510
He didn't just disappear.

397
00:13:42,544 --> 00:13:44,513
Oh, hey, look.
There's Felix.

398
00:13:44,547 --> 00:13:48,309
We got to warn him his brother's
in danger! Felix! Felix!

399
00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:51,415
Linda! What are you doing here?We got these weird texts
from Bob.

400
00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:53,556
We think he's with your brother.
You see?

401
00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:56,144
My-my daughter says
that's probably his butt.Definitely.

402
00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:57,905
Definitely his butt.Look, okay?!

403
00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,665
What?I mean, look,

404
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,529
I'm trying to be super
friendly here, Linda, but...

405
00:14:01,563 --> 00:14:03,048
I don't know where he is!

406
00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:04,360
Okay?
[clears throat]

407
00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:05,672
Linda, Linda, Linda.

408
00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:07,605
Bob and my brother
are probably just,

409
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,918
right at this moment,
terrified...

410
00:14:09,951 --> 00:14:11,057
What?gasping for...

411
00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:12,368
What?Gasping for what?

412
00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:13,437
Cheese?

413
00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:15,889
You are sweating a lot, Felix.

414
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,788
You are moist.You don't know
how moist I usually am.

415
00:14:18,822 --> 00:14:19,893
You feeling okay?

416
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,619
Uh... ooh...

417
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,033
ah... oh...

418
00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:24,898
oh...Well, Felix seems fine.

419
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,105
oh... uh...

420
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:28,107
Calvin!
What have I done?

421
00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:30,592
[evil recorded laughter plays][gasps]
I recognize that sound.

422
00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:32,525
[evil laughter continues]

423
00:14:32,561 --> 00:14:34,701
From the phone call.
He's here!

424
00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:37,393
Bob's right here somewhere.
Hey, where'd Felix go?

425
00:14:37,427 --> 00:14:39,706
Why is Felix going
down under the pier?

426
00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,639
I need him to pay
for this hot dog.

427
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,812
Do you have any money?
How about you? Little one.

428
00:14:43,847 --> 00:14:46,091
How 'bout you,
glasses? No?
[groans]

429
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,471
The pier?
[gasps]

430
00:14:47,506 --> 00:14:49,197
Pierre is pier.

431
00:14:49,232 --> 00:14:52,269
Bob's under the pier!
Oh, my God!

432
00:14:57,966 --> 00:14:59,657
Uh, we need three
pedal boats-- and hurry!

433
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,418
Well, if you want a fast boat,
you really want the turtle.

434
00:15:02,452 --> 00:15:04,041
I know it's counterintuitive...

435
00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:06,802
Just get in!Now, you need
to wear a life vest...

436
00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:08,216
Move it, chump!

437
00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:10,254
Enjoy your time on the water.
It's beautiful.

438
00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:12,496
Dad, if you're
dying, don't!

439
00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:14,153
It's not your time, Dad!

440
00:15:14,188 --> 00:15:17,053
I want to put you in a
nursing home next year!

441
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,951
You've got
to teach me to shave!

442
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,264
Everywhere!

443
00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:22,197
[gagging]

444
00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:26,787
BOB:
Hey!

445
00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:28,443
someone's coming!
Over here!

446
00:15:28,479 --> 00:15:30,342
Over here...
[gagging]

447
00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:31,308
FISCHOEDER:
It's Felix!

448
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:32,309
I knew it!

449
00:15:32,345 --> 00:15:33,621
Oh, no. No, no, no.

450
00:15:33,655 --> 00:15:35,451
No.I knew he didn't
have the ball...

451
00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:36,658
[gagging]

452
00:15:36,693 --> 00:15:38,661
What do you
want now, Felix?

453
00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:40,179
I'm here to save you!Oh.

454
00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:42,182
Hurry up then!
Untie us!

455
00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:45,357
Right, so, just going to, uh...

456
00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:47,842
shoot into the water
to undo the ropes.

457
00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:49,017
No! No, no, no.

458
00:15:49,051 --> 00:15:50,707
That's a bad plan, Felix!
Bad plan!

459
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,812
FELIX: Mm...He's too chicken
to jump in.

460
00:15:52,847 --> 00:15:53,813
[clucking]

461
00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,644
[laughing]

462
00:15:55,677 --> 00:15:58,370
Oh, my God, could you stop
taunting your brother?

463
00:15:58,404 --> 00:15:59,993
Yeah, and I'm not chicken!

464
00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,131
I'm... It's just
the water's, uh, choppy.

465
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,133
LINDA:
Bobby!

466
00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:03,721
Linda!Dad!

467
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,480
Everyone quiet!
I'm preparing to jump in

468
00:16:05,515 --> 00:16:10,313
and save them-- just, uh, need
to mentally get ready here.

469
00:16:10,347 --> 00:16:11,349
Oh, come on!

470
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:13,041
Someone, please hurry!

471
00:16:13,075 --> 00:16:15,318
Felix, what the hell
is going on?

472
00:16:15,352 --> 00:16:17,114
I was gonna kill my brother
so I could sell the wharf

473
00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:19,322
and get you your nightclub,
but I-I can't do it.

474
00:16:19,356 --> 00:16:20,841
What?!I'm going in.

475
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,291
Uh-uh, Felix.

476
00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:24,154
Nobody move!

477
00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,846
What?
[gasps]Fanny, what are you doing?

478
00:16:26,881 --> 00:16:28,056
I won't let you ruin my dream.

479
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:29,989
This is my time!

480
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,576
All of my life, people have been
telling me what I can't do.

481
00:16:32,611 --> 00:16:34,200
"Fanny, you can't show
your butt."

482
00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:35,995
"Fanny, you can't shoot people."

483
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,514
Today I'm gonna do both!BOB:
Oh, God.

484
00:16:38,548 --> 00:16:39,721
[gagging]

485
00:16:39,756 --> 00:16:41,517
Shut up! I can't think.

486
00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:42,655
What else is new?

487
00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:44,347
Okay, Linda,
you and the kids

488
00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:46,936
get off your boats, get in
the water and then drown.

489
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:49,594
Can't we just do the first part
and splash around and have fun?

490
00:16:49,629 --> 00:16:51,664
Oh, come on, Fanny,
I'm your gal pal.

491
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,047
Shopping? Right?
[chuckles nervously]

492
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,393
No! Out!

493
00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:58,224
[grunts]Kids, grab onto me.

494
00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,534
Use me to float.

495
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,881
Fanny, don't do this.Shut up, Felix!

496
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:04,436
Just sit there
and inherit his money.

497
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:07,198
Okay, everyone start drowning...

498
00:17:07,232 --> 00:17:08,647
now!

499
00:17:09,751 --> 00:17:12,858
[grunting, gurgling]Glug, glug!

500
00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:14,791
Ach!
You guys are so bad at drowning.

501
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,932
I guess I'm gonna have
to shoot you!

502
00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:18,070
Oh, God.

503
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,728
I'm sorry
I got us into this.

504
00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:20,762
Kids, I love you.

505
00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:22,075
And, Linda, I love you, too.

506
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,939
Almost as much as the kids,
but not...

507
00:17:23,972 --> 00:17:26,217
Oh, Bobby... I love you, too.

508
00:17:26,251 --> 00:17:28,875
I'm sorry I was mad at you
about the stupid condos.

509
00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:31,635
I love you, Mom!
And you, Dad!

510
00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:34,086
I love you all.
But that's just between us.

511
00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:36,088
I love everyone!
I love you, Mom.

512
00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:38,229
Oh, I love you too, honey.

513
00:17:38,263 --> 00:17:39,989
What-what are
they all doing?I have no idea.

514
00:17:40,023 --> 00:17:41,750
I love you guys!GENE:
I love you, Dad!

515
00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:43,372
Oh, God, they're starting again.TINA:
I love you, Mom.

516
00:17:43,406 --> 00:17:45,994
Okay, listen up!
I'm gonna shoot you first.

517
00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:47,444
One...Bobby, no!

518
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,308
two...

519
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:50,309
Fanny, wait!What?!

520
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:52,140
Uh, uh, before I die,

521
00:17:52,173 --> 00:17:55,246
um, could you... I would really
like to hear one of your songs.

522
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:55,971
Really?

523
00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:57,109
Oh, my God.

524
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,249
So sweet. Which one?

525
00:17:58,284 --> 00:17:59,836
Uh, the one
about the dancing?

526
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,390
And it's really loud?

527
00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:03,151
"Dancing So Loud"?Yes!

528
00:18:03,184 --> 00:18:05,084
Well, that one's
not really finished yet.

529
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,603
I'll sing "Mr. Dance Floor."
It's hot.Oh, good, good.

530
00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:09,467
♪ Who's that knocking
on my door? ♪

531
00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:11,400
♪ Ooh, it's Mr. Dance Floor...

532
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,333
[quietly]:
Linda, the piling.What?

533
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:14,748
The piling near Fanny, Lin.

534
00:18:14,782 --> 00:18:17,233
Ram that boat shaped
like a turtle into it.

535
00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:18,682
Oh. Got it.

536
00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:19,960
Got it.

537
00:18:19,994 --> 00:18:21,616
♪ Everybody's looking fancy

538
00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:24,136
♪ Things are
about to get dancey... ♪

539
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,310
Show's over, Fanny!

540
00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:26,138
Hmm?

541
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,451
[creaking]

542
00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:29,693
[Felix and Fanny shouting]

543
00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:33,526
Quick! Someone untie us!

544
00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:35,251
I'm coming for you, Bobby!

545
00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:37,737
I'm not that great at knots,
but I'll try. [grunts]

546
00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:39,325
Uh...

547
00:18:39,358 --> 00:18:40,048
Uh...

548
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:40,980
Uh...

549
00:18:41,016 --> 00:18:43,018
[gasps]Oh, thank God.

550
00:18:43,051 --> 00:18:44,743
Yay, Mom. Hmm?

551
00:18:45,847 --> 00:18:47,711
[shouting]

552
00:18:47,747 --> 00:18:51,371
BOB:
Oh, God, swim away! Swim away!

553
00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:54,684
LINDA:
Everyone dive! Dive!

554
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,862
[gasps]
Tina!

555
00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:02,519
Thank God, you beautiful
four-eyed son of a bitch.

556
00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:04,073
[gasps]Mom!

557
00:19:04,107 --> 00:19:06,179
There's my girls.
Where's Gene?

558
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,285
I'm over here.
Just doin' my own thing.

559
00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:10,665
I'm fine, I'm fine.Who cares?
[groans]

560
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,357
Where's my Bobby?Ah!

561
00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:15,499
You saved us, Linda.
Thank God we live in a time

562
00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:17,708
where women can learn to swim.

563
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:20,192
A burial at sea-- it's what
the carousel would've wanted.

564
00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:22,194
We talked about it
a lot toward the end.

565
00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:23,576
[gasps]My little Fanny-apple!

566
00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:25,509
Uh-uh, my hair's wet!

567
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:26,717
GENE:
Where are they going?

568
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,166
They're swim-running away!

569
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,029
[gasps]
They're escaping to Mexico!

570
00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:32,688
Or whatever's across the water.
What's over there?

571
00:19:32,722 --> 00:19:35,519
[helicopter whirring]

572
00:19:35,552 --> 00:19:37,210
[whining]

573
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,384
BOB: So I guess
they'll arrest Felix, too.

574
00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:42,111
No. I told them Fanny was
responsible for everything.

575
00:19:42,145 --> 00:19:43,836
What?!Look at him, Bob.

576
00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:45,424
We can't
send him to jail.

577
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:46,701
He'd hate it there.

578
00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:48,945
He tried to kill us.Not really.

579
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,567
We were just,
uh, wrestling.

580
00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:52,224
Like brothers.
Wrestling?

581
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,019
Tussling? Bonding.
I don't know.

582
00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:56,366
Oh, my God.Besides, he came back
for us.

583
00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:58,057
I told you he'd never
go through with it.

584
00:19:58,093 --> 00:20:00,232
I'm gonna tell them.Hey, how 'bout $4,000?

585
00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:01,959
Would that make you
feel better?
What?!

586
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,788
You can't put a
price on my family.

587
00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:05,238
Seven?
Three.
TINA:
Two.

588
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,929
LOUISE:
One.Blastoff!

589
00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:08,723
Guys, will you give
me a minute here?Great!

590
00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:10,105
We'll just forget
the whole thing.I didn't say...

591
00:20:10,138 --> 00:20:11,519
What a crazy day!

592
00:20:11,555 --> 00:20:13,729
God, I had cereal
in the morning,

593
00:20:13,763 --> 00:20:16,076
and by nighttime
I'm getting murdered.Lin, I'm trying

594
00:20:16,111 --> 00:20:18,217
to work out some money thing
here with Mr. Fischoeder, so...

595
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,910
Uh-uh. You need a warm shower
and a hot meal, mister.

596
00:20:21,943 --> 00:20:23,739
Felix, I get
one free punch.

597
00:20:23,773 --> 00:20:25,982
Come here.
You know the rules.

598
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,123
Bob, I'm glad
we found you.

599
00:20:28,156 --> 00:20:29,400
I'm glad, too, Lin.

600
00:20:29,434 --> 00:20:31,125
The Belchers
are a land family.

601
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,161
We should be together
in a restaurant,

602
00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:33,922
not under some dumb wharf.

603
00:20:33,955 --> 00:20:35,095
Let's go home.

604
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,579
It's not dumb.

605
00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:38,270
That's the wharf we saved;
that Dad saved.

606
00:20:38,306 --> 00:20:40,169
And look how
it thanks us.

607
00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:41,791
Well, it sort of
saved us.

608
00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,655
We get it, Dad--
you love the wharf.

609
00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:45,001
[sighs] I don't even
want to look at it.

610
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,244
Ooh, I'm gonna have
a bottle of wine

611
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,798
and eat some
croutons in bed.

612
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,731
TINA: Yay, crouton party
in Mom and Dad's bed.

613
00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:52,077
BOB: No.LOUISE: Yes!

614
00:20:52,112 --> 00:20:53,837
BOB:
Oh, my God.

615
00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:58,808
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