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Come one, come all!
Come on in!

2
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You! Look at me
when I'm talking to you!

3
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Don't walk away, you coward!
Hello, children.

4
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Why aren't you spending
what little money

5
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your family has
at Wonder Wharf today?

6
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We're supposed to be
handing out these fliers,

7
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but no one's biting,
so we were about

8
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to give them all
to our old friend Gary Trashcan.

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You guys, we could give
Mr. Fischoeder a flier.

10
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Looks like he's
got his hands full

11
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with his own struggling
business fliers, right, buddy?

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What? Struggling?

13
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The wharf isn't
struggling.

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[chuckles] It's great!

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In fact, we're giving
the whole park a facelift.

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And not the kind you give
to decrepit old businesses,

17
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but the kind you give to hot,
sexy, successful businesses.

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You go girl.Hey, listen,

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here's three coupons
for one ride each.

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We've reopened
the Scream-i-cane--

21
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same thrilling ride
without any lost limbs.

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One hopes.

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Aah! The Scream-i-cane!

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That's the idea! Yes! Aah!Aah!

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BOTH:
Aah!

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We'll take 'em.

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BOB:
Hey, look.

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I made a flower
out of a napkin.

29
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Oh, yeah. Look at that.

30
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That's great, honey.I know it is.

31
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Wow. Not so busy
today, huh, Bob?

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[bell dings]Hello, everyone.

33
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Hey, Mr. Fischoeder
number two.

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[laughs] Yeah, you can
call me just Felix.

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I'm gonna call you Lil' Fish.

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♪ You're a little fish,
Calvin's a big fish ♪

37
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♪ Something smells fishy,
la, la, la... ♪

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Stop it! I don't like
degrading nicknames!

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Now, if you'll allow me
to introduce you

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to my dirty, flirty,
little squeeze thing,

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Fanny, the 29-year-old
girlfriend that I have.

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I just bought
seven bras!

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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Bob, I have a proposition
for you.
No.

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You haven't heard it yet.
How would you like...

47
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I wouldn't....to see this run-down old town

48
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turn into a thriving now town?

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No thanks.
Wait. Felix,
what are you talking about?

50
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I am in the midst
of negotiations

51
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to sell Wonder Wharf
and build...

52
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high-end condos!

53
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It has a ring to it, right?Condos?

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Condos.Condos?

55
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Condos!
We talking
about condos here?

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Wait a minute.
Sell Wonder Wharf?

57
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What does Mr. Fischoeder say
about that?

58
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He says no,
because he's a big dumb wiener!

59
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He thinks he can fix that wharf
with a few "renovations"?

60
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Does putting a Band-Aid
on a fart make it go away?

61
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That doesn't make sense.

62
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Yes, it does.I don't know.

63
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Lot of memories
on that wharf.

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I told Bobby I was pregnant
with Louise on the Ferris wheel.

65
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He just kept
screaming.
I did.

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The wharf was where I won
my first black light poster.

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Beginning of a lifelong
love affair.

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The first body I ever worked
on washed up under the pier.

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Little Italian
guy. Strangled.

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Aw, sweet.

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You don't get it.What?

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They don't get it.

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High-end condos

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means rich people with money,

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which they will give
to your businesses,

76
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so youcan become rich.

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Well, when you put it that way,
all right! I love condos!

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Yeah! Money,
money, money.Yeah!

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Rich, rich, rich, rich,
rich, rich, rich.

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Hurray for money!

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Well, I don't see
how we can help,

82
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and I don't want
to help, so...

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Bob, I don't think I've
gotten through to you.

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Take a look at your
specials board.

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[chuckles]
Do you think these
people appreciate saffron?

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Appreciate what
you're doing here?

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What is saffron,
Bobby?

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Uh, Mort was asking.
I already know.

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Is it like a food thing,
or more of an attitude?

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What if, on the ground floor

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of this condo development,
there was...

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[singsongy]:
an upscale burger place?

93
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You could call it "Bob's Bistro
on the Beach with the Burgers."

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Ooh-la-la!
Hello bah jour!

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I could make
that happen.

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Hmm. You've described
a secret fantasy of mine.

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I mean, a nice restaurant,
upscale location.

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I wouldn't name it that,
but I'd like to-to...

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B-Bob, Bob, will you help me
with something in the bathroom?

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What? Um, no.

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Uh, uh.
Felix, I don't
want to go, so...

102
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And yet, here
I am pulling you.

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Yes, you are. Linda?Bye, Bobby!

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[both grunting]

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[people screaming]

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The Scream-i-cane.

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We're going on it.

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Or-- hear me out--
we don'tgo on it.

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Ooh, interesting.

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I'll go on it,
but only if you guys go

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on the carousel with me after.

112
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I want to go visit Mr. Goiter.

113
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You never forget
your first horse love.

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[calliope music playing]

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Fine, we'll go
on the Scream-i-cane,

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then the boring carousel
with the freakish horse

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with a lump
on it's neck.
Yay!

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Hey, burger babies!

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BOTH:
Hey, Mickey.

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Three of your finest seats,
please, Mickey.

121
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Gee. Sorry, Louise.
You're too short.

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I can't let you ride.

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Oh, too bad!
Bye-bye.

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Mickey, Mickey, Mickey, what's
a couple inches between friends?

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Wouldn't be safe,
and I also happen

126
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to be up for
Employee of the Month.

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We get our pick
of the stuffed animals,

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and I have my eye on a banana
wearing Bermuda shorts.

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What?!Louise, let's just go.
Come on.

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Oh, I hope you're happy
with your shorts-wearing banana!

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Your only friend now, Mickey!

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Enjoy the park!Don't talk to me!

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Oh, Felix also
bought me these.

134
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What?These. Blink, blink, blink.

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Y-Your eyeballs?

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The lashes.

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Oh, they're beautiful.

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Yeah, they're
weasel fur.

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I knew it.

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Oh, and when
the condos go in,

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Felix is gonna build me
a recording studio.

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What?
Also a nightclub.

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Oh.
'Cause I have
a really good voice,

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so I'm gonna sing
at the nightclub.

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I love nightclubs
and singing!

146
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Sing me a song.
Okay.

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She's gonna sing!

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♪ Who's that knocking
on my door? ♪

149
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♪ Ooh, it's Mister Dance Floor

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♪ Everyone is looking fancy

151
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♪ Things are about
to get dancey. ♪

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Oh, my God, I just
almost started dancing!

153
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Thank you!

154
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Yes, Bob's Burgers
on the Beach sounds nice,

155
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but I still don't see what
you need me for in all this.

156
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Also, I wish
you weren't peeing right now.

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Look, Bob. God, I love this
bathroom I built for you.

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I just do.
Felix!

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Okay! I need you
for a covert operation.

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Phase one: you call Calvin
with some reason

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to get him away from the wharf
at 1:00 p.m. today

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so I can
take the developers around.

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Oh, God.
I don't like phase one.

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Phase two:
you work on him.

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Convince him to sell.

166
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Me work on him? Why me?

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He listens to you.
Mm.

168
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You remind him of our
father for some reason.

169
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Maybe something
about that arm hair.

170
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He is always
staring at it.
Yeah.

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I understand why.

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It's exactly our
papa's arm hair.

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That's pretty crazy. I...

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Hi, Daddy.
Um...

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Too short? I'm not
too short. I'm perfect!

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Hey, I know
what this gang needs--

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a trip
to merry-go-round town.

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[humming]

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What?

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"Carousel no longer
in service"?

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"Newer, better,
less boring ride coming soon"?

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Let's take it down, fellas.

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[Tina yells]

184
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Mr. Goiter!

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Whoa!

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Merry-go-down, am I right?Too soon.

187
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Please, Bob, just keep my
brother away from the wharf

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for a couple of hours, work
your arm hair magic on him,

189
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and you can have the
beachfront restaurant

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you've always wanted.

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[sighs]:
Oh, I don't know.

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This whole thing doesn't
seem completely right.

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Bob's Bistro on the
Beach with the Burgers.

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I still don't want
to name it that.

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Do we have a deal?
[sighs]

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Okay, deal.[laughs maniacally]

197
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But why are you doing that?

198
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Oh, I was just thinking of
something from earlier today.

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Well, now I feel
weird about this,

200
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'cause you're laughing
like that.

201
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No, no, no,
it's-it's fine.

202
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[laughing manically]You're doing it again.

203
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All right, come
on, let's shake.

204
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[chanting]:
Uh! Mr. Dance Floor!

205
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Ooh!
Mr. Dance Floor!

206
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Wonder Wharf is open
for business![chanting continues]

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Hey, you-- you don't look
like you have a job. Come in!

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TINA:
No!

209
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You bastards!

210
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Whoa. I just got
a weird feeling.

211
00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:04,630
Well, I didn't wash my hands,
so it could be my pee pee.

212
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Okay, so you're telling me that
Felix gave you a covert mission

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to keep Mr. Fischoeder away from
the wharf for a couple hours...

214
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Uh-huh.
...so that Felix can
take his developers around,

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get 'em interested.
Uh-huh.

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And while we've got him,
you have to somehow

217
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convince Fischoeder
to sell Wonder Wharf?Yup.

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And we get a restaurant on
the beach, and we all get rich?

219
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Yes.
Great. Easy peasy.

220
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You think?
Yeah.

221
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Aw, look at you,
humble little burger man

222
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deciding the fate
of the whole town.

223
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I'm not little.
Little burger
boy wonder.

224
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Ooh, I'm gonna make you
a T-shirt that says that.

225
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I won't wear it.
You will.

226
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So, a lie to keep Mr. Fischoeder
busy for a few hours.

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Ooh! I got an idea!
Mm-hmm.

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We call him up, tell him

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we're looking to swing,
see if he's into it.

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Um, no?
What? We're cute.

231
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Hmm.
Oh!

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What about Take Your
Landlord to Lunch Day?

233
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We tell him it's
Take Your Landlord to Lunch Day?

234
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Yeah.
Hmm.
He does like lunch.

235
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He loves lunch.God, I'm hungry.

236
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Me, too. Let's
eat first.

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Lady Big Nose, no!

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Oh!
Oh!

239
00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,240
Mr. Down There Hair!

240
00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:03,033
Ooh!
Aah!

241
00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,829
Henry Human Feet!

242
00:08:04,862 --> 00:08:06,346
His feet were more human
than mine!

243
00:08:06,382 --> 00:08:07,970
Boss, I don't know
what to do here.

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Listen, little girl,

245
00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,973
Mr. Fischoeder wants us
to take down the carousel.

246
00:08:12,007 --> 00:08:13,699
No one rides
it anymore.

247
00:08:13,733 --> 00:08:15,701
Possibly because they're put
off by the deformed horses.

248
00:08:15,735 --> 00:08:17,393
This one makes me
a little sick.

249
00:08:17,427 --> 00:08:18,911
I don't care
about your facelift!

250
00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,533
Nobody touches Mr. Goiter!

251
00:08:20,569 --> 00:08:21,915
He's a hideous delight!

252
00:08:21,949 --> 00:08:23,261
Oh. Oh, man!

253
00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:24,711
Tina, got an idea!
Be right back!

254
00:08:24,745 --> 00:08:27,507
Okay. Oh, no!
Dr. Big Butt!

255
00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,406
Take Your Landlord
to Lunch Day?
Yup.

256
00:08:30,439 --> 00:08:32,546
And you want to go
to King's Head Island?

257
00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:34,927
It's your
special day.
[Fanny humming]

258
00:08:34,961 --> 00:08:37,101
Fanny, you want
to come to lunch?

259
00:08:37,136 --> 00:08:38,690
Mm-kay!
Hop in!

260
00:08:38,725 --> 00:08:39,725
[humming]

261
00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:41,105
Hi. Hi.
How are you?

262
00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:42,556
Ooh, what'd you get?

263
00:08:42,591 --> 00:08:44,075
It's a skirt, but
I'm gonna wear it

264
00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:45,731
as a dress so you
can see my butt.

265
00:08:45,765 --> 00:08:47,111
Butt-dress.
I like it!

266
00:08:47,147 --> 00:08:49,459
Butt-dress,
butt-dress golly.
[laughs]

267
00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:51,945
[whispering loudly]: Psst.
Fanny, want to hear a secret?

268
00:08:51,979 --> 00:08:53,878
We're doing the plan.
Hmm?

269
00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:56,605
BOB: Lin?Felix is planning to get
Fischoeder away from the wharf.

270
00:08:56,639 --> 00:08:59,572
BOB: Lin?LINDA: He doesn't have any
idea. He doesn't have a clue.

271
00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:00,953
Linda, we can hear you.

272
00:09:00,988 --> 00:09:02,576
What? No.
It's girl talk.

273
00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,129
[whispering loudly]:
They can't understand us.

274
00:09:04,163 --> 00:09:05,129
Oh, my God.

275
00:09:05,164 --> 00:09:06,717
Bob?
Yes?

276
00:09:06,753 --> 00:09:09,582
There is no Take Your Landlord
to Lunch Day, is there?

277
00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:12,586
Oh, maybe they can
understand us. Little bit.

278
00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,380
Damn. I was really
excited about it.

279
00:09:14,414 --> 00:09:17,107
Landlords never
get any fun stuff.LINDA: Aw.

280
00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:18,903
I just got a refill.
What'd I miss?

281
00:09:18,937 --> 00:09:20,386
Well, the workers
went on break,

282
00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:22,216
so I'm just taking
a little breather.

283
00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,322
They're not on break.
They're right there.What?!

284
00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,773
You said you were gonna sit with
your lunch boxes and chitchat!

285
00:09:26,807 --> 00:09:28,636
We ran out of stuff
to talk about.

286
00:09:28,671 --> 00:09:31,778
Well, I... How about, um, like,
what you did this weekend?

287
00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:33,642
Sorry, kid,
but we got to do this.

288
00:09:33,676 --> 00:09:35,332
[sighs]
Fine.

289
00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,092
Just, let me
say good-bye.

290
00:09:37,128 --> 00:09:38,129
Okay.

291
00:09:38,163 --> 00:09:40,959
♪ Good-bye, Mr. Goiter

292
00:09:40,994 --> 00:09:43,823
♪ I love you so much

293
00:09:43,859 --> 00:09:45,792
Nice bike lock.
It's Teddy's.

294
00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:47,725
He was hoping
it'd inspire him to get a bike.

295
00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:49,139
Tina.
What?

296
00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:50,899
Put your head
right there.
Okay.

297
00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:52,625
Hey!
Oh. I wish
I could have gotten

298
00:09:52,661 --> 00:09:55,179
in a more comfortable position.Now swallow the key.

299
00:09:55,215 --> 00:09:56,905
What is going on?!

300
00:09:56,941 --> 00:09:58,908
And that's how you lock
your sister to a wooden horse!

301
00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:00,288
Yeah! Um, unrelated--

302
00:10:00,322 --> 00:10:02,878
does anyone have any water
or some pudding?

303
00:10:06,052 --> 00:10:09,125
So, as you can see, incredible
ocean views, and a girl

304
00:10:09,159 --> 00:10:11,126
bike-locked to the carousel.
What? I didn't say that.

305
00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:12,370
Okay, snow cones on me.

306
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,027
Go pick out your flavors,
go crazy.

307
00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:15,337
I'll be right back.

308
00:10:15,373 --> 00:10:17,133
Hi, how you doing?
Greetings.

309
00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:18,652
Um, what are you doing?

310
00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:20,033
I've bike-locked myself

311
00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:21,481
to Mr. Goiter to save him.Yeah.

312
00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:23,932
Leave now,
or I will make you leave.

313
00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:25,485
Oh, do you have
the ability

314
00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,143
to make 13-year-old
girls poop out keys?

315
00:10:27,177 --> 00:10:28,799
He might! Don't
look in his eyes!

316
00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:30,870
This guy's trying
to make my sister poop!

317
00:10:30,905 --> 00:10:32,459
[laughs]:
No, I am not!

318
00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:34,461
Girl-pooper!
Girl-pooper!

319
00:10:34,495 --> 00:10:35,980
Girl-pooper!Shut up!

320
00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:38,120
This is boarding school
all over again!

321
00:10:38,153 --> 00:10:40,052
Boarding school
sounds fun.

322
00:10:40,086 --> 00:10:42,158
FISCHOEDER: So, Felix put you
up to this, huh?

323
00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:43,780
Kidnapping me so he can show

324
00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:46,679
his developers around
my wharf parts?

325
00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:48,198
No. Yes.

326
00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:50,062
Well, I want to go shopping.
I want some new stuff.

327
00:10:50,096 --> 00:10:52,789
What? You can't just leave
a kidnapping to go shopping.

328
00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:54,067
This isn't Florida.

329
00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,551
BOTH:
Bye!

330
00:10:55,585 --> 00:10:56,725
[humming]

331
00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:58,139
Shop!
Yeah.

332
00:10:58,173 --> 00:10:59,174
[sighs]

333
00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:01,073
So, you're probably mad.

334
00:11:01,107 --> 00:11:02,384
Not really.
Doesn't matter.

335
00:11:02,419 --> 00:11:04,042
I'm not going to sell,
anyway, ever.

336
00:11:04,076 --> 00:11:05,561
So, we might as well eat.
Right?

337
00:11:05,595 --> 00:11:06,907
Uh, yeah. Oh, my God.

338
00:11:06,942 --> 00:11:07,908
I... forgot my wallet.

339
00:11:07,942 --> 00:11:09,392
Ah! Imagine.

340
00:11:09,427 --> 00:11:11,325
Uh, you could cover
and I'll get you back.

341
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,981
You want to do that?

342
00:11:13,017 --> 00:11:15,708
Of course. Why wouldn't I pay
for my own kidnapping lunch?

343
00:11:17,124 --> 00:11:18,677
[quietly]: All right.
Bob's Bistro on the Beach.

344
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,610
Bob's Bistro on the Beach.
Here we go.

345
00:11:20,644 --> 00:11:23,234
Mr. Fischoeder, I know you said
you weren't gonna sell ever,

346
00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:25,408
but if you did sell
the wharf, you could...

347
00:11:25,442 --> 00:11:27,616
I told you, Bob,
it's off the table.

348
00:11:27,652 --> 00:11:29,688
Now, uh,
what to talk about.

349
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,691
What do you think of...
loose women?

350
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,105
[music playing]I like them.

351
00:11:33,139 --> 00:11:35,245
Mm-hmm.Mr. Fischoeder.

352
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:39,043
♪ I know you're already
a wealthy-ish guy ♪

353
00:11:39,076 --> 00:11:43,081
♪ But think of what
that condo money could buy ♪

354
00:11:43,115 --> 00:11:47,395
♪ And I'd open up
Bob's Beach Burgers and Fries ♪

355
00:11:47,429 --> 00:11:49,915
♪ Oh, nice things are nice

356
00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:52,780
Uh-uh. Not interested.♪ Your own private island

357
00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:55,092
♪ A million eye patches ♪ No, I don't think so

358
00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:59,062
♪ A gold swimming pool
to hold all of your cashes ♪♪ No, sorry, Bob

359
00:11:59,096 --> 00:12:03,446
♪ I'd hire real waiters
who all have mustaches ♪♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no

360
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,552
♪ Oh, nice things are nice

361
00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:10,937
♪ Soon you will see just
how nice life can be ♪

362
00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:15,250
♪ When you start raking in
condo people's money ♪

363
00:12:15,285 --> 00:12:17,943
♪ Ooh, I love this dress,
does it come ♪

364
00:12:17,977 --> 00:12:18,979
♪ In size three? Uh-uh.

365
00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:20,083
Okay, six?Uh-uh.

366
00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:21,292
Okay, ten?

367
00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:24,501
♪ Oh, nice things
are nice ♪

368
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:28,057
♪ I'm chained to Mr. Goiter ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la...

369
00:12:28,091 --> 00:12:31,889
♪ In hopes that they
don't destroy her ♪

370
00:12:31,923 --> 00:12:34,408
♪ Okay, it's not a her,
but I really ♪

371
00:12:34,442 --> 00:12:38,515
♪ Really wanted it to rhyme

372
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:42,623
♪ A legion of servants,
all at your command ♪

373
00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:46,696
♪ An army of tigers,
like you always planned ♪

374
00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:50,251
♪ I could buy my own missiles
to launch at Engl... ♪

375
00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:51,908
Never mind, I'm not telling.

376
00:12:51,942 --> 00:12:56,636
♪ My sophisticated burgers
they would understand ♪

377
00:12:56,672 --> 00:13:01,263
[harmonizing]:
♪ Oh, nice things are nice...

378
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:02,264
You guys.

379
00:13:02,298 --> 00:13:03,541
Excuse me.

380
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:04,990
There's no
singing in here.

381
00:13:05,024 --> 00:13:06,647
Oh, sorry.
Thank you.
Sorry.

382
00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:08,303
Sorry. Terribly sorry.
Yeah.
Thank you.

383
00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:09,547
Got carried away.

384
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,823
LINDA:
So...

385
00:13:10,859 --> 00:13:12,274
did you guys
have fun?

386
00:13:12,307 --> 00:13:14,863
Uh, yeah. We, uh,
shared a moment.

387
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,485
I think.
Or maybe not.

388
00:13:16,519 --> 00:13:17,865
I don't know.
This is a disaster.

389
00:13:17,899 --> 00:13:19,177
Bob?
Yeah?

390
00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:20,937
I don't know
what it is about you,

391
00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:22,870
you bushy-armed bastard.Um...

392
00:13:22,904 --> 00:13:24,942
But you've convinced me
to sell Wonder Wharf.

393
00:13:24,975 --> 00:13:26,390
Really?
That-That's great.

394
00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:28,530
Hooray!
Hooray!
All right!

395
00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:30,809
Have you ever tried
brushing it this way? Like this?

396
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,157
No, uh, but I will.

397
00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:34,537
It's a good look for you.

398
00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:36,366
Calvin, where
have you been?

399
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,024
What have I been doing?
Just, you know,

400
00:13:38,057 --> 00:13:39,576
had myself
kind of a chill-out day.

401
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,302
You know, made a collage,
skipped a rock.

402
00:13:41,336 --> 00:13:42,855
Felix, listen.

403
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,341
You can tell your developers
that I'll sell.

404
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,308
[exclaims]
Yah mo be there!

405
00:13:47,342 --> 00:13:49,345
Let's start calling
the lawyers!

406
00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:50,725
What's going on
over at the wharf?

407
00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:51,726
Oh, nothing,
nothing.

408
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:52,658
Lot of people.

409
00:13:52,692 --> 00:13:53,832
Are those news trucks?

410
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,212
Hey. Don't worry about that.

411
00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:56,663
Look at me.
Check this out. Here we go.

412
00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:58,250
Go down, and then my arms
go back and forth,

413
00:13:58,284 --> 00:13:59,493
I lift my leg up and...

414
00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:00,908
Why have you
locked yourself

415
00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:02,323
to this horse,
young lady?

416
00:14:02,357 --> 00:14:04,981
Well, um, he has a name;
it's Mr. Goiter.

417
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:06,604
Oh, there's my dad. Dad!

418
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,019
They want to destroy
the carousel.

419
00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:10,365
You have to help
me stop them.
Tina!

420
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,091
Aw, you look so pretty
for the news.

421
00:14:12,126 --> 00:14:13,783
Tina, I know
you love the carousel,

422
00:14:13,817 --> 00:14:15,750
but I have to tell you
something.

423
00:14:15,784 --> 00:14:18,270
[quietly]: They're tearing down
Wonder Wharf to build condos.

424
00:14:18,304 --> 00:14:20,894
[crowd gasps]No...!

425
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,861
Uh, you weren't
supposed to hear that.

426
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,000
It's for the best.

427
00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:25,623
You understand,
right, honey?

428
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,866
Damn you all to hell!

429
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,453
Yup, so... great.

430
00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:31,110
They're tearing
down Wonder Wharf?

431
00:14:31,145 --> 00:14:32,423
What if I grow?

432
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,459
What rides am I
gonna ride on now?!

433
00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:35,908
Why even grow?!

434
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,360
And what do I do with
10,000 skee-ball tickets?!

435
00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:40,602
I've been saving up
for the Pontiac Solstice!

436
00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:43,019
Mr. Fischoeder, is this true?
Are you selling the Wharf?

437
00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:45,022
Uh, yes, it's, uh...Uh, Calvin, Calvin.

438
00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:46,402
Can I take this one?

439
00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:47,437
Hi, I'm Felix Fischoeder.

440
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:48,956
The other odor.
[chuckles]

441
00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:51,200
Listen, folks, once those
wealthy condo owners

442
00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:52,961
start patronizing
your businesses,

443
00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:56,653
your disappointing, fruitless
lives will be full of fruit,

444
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,899
because you will be
rich enough to buy fruit.

445
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,900
Yeah. Sweet condo-people money.

446
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,280
That's right!That's right!

447
00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:04,730
That's right!That's right!

448
00:15:04,764 --> 00:15:05,801
Let's get their money!

449
00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,113
All right.

450
00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:09,217
Hey, I know you got
a lot going on here,

451
00:15:09,253 --> 00:15:10,461
but, uh, here's
what we're gonna do.

452
00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:11,945
We're gonna
cut out this pole,

453
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,671
pull you off
with a forklift,

454
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,947
and... hopefully,
it's safe.

455
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,155
What?

456
00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:17,674
LINDA:
What's happening?

457
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,470
What's going on?
What is happening?

458
00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:21,333
What is happening?!Tina!

459
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:22,749
Uh...

460
00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:24,957
Well, at least
Mr. Goiter's okay.

461
00:15:24,993 --> 00:15:26,062
[screams]

462
00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:28,341
Tina, my precious
baby angel!

463
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,514
Tina, are you
all right?

464
00:15:29,548 --> 00:15:31,515
No, I'm not!
First Mr. Fischoeder

465
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,139
wants to tear down
the carousel,

466
00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:35,003
now you want to tear down
the whole wharf?

467
00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:37,522
This place means a lot
to a lot of people.

468
00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:38,798
What's wrong
with you?!

469
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,076
Okay, honey,
you're hysterical.

470
00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:41,354
It's all right.
Come here.

471
00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:42,527
[grunts]
Mama's gonna hug you

472
00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:44,149
back to normal.
Come on.

473
00:15:44,183 --> 00:15:46,634
This park is like...
like the heart of the town.

474
00:15:46,668 --> 00:15:47,947
Shu-shush, shush,
shush, shush.

475
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,500
Shu-shush, shush,
shush, shush.

476
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,260
Oh, my God. You're right.
Tina's right.

477
00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:54,538
I was gonna say
all that stuff!You were?

478
00:15:54,573 --> 00:15:56,851
No, but you guys
are getting so clique-ish!

479
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,684
So you convinced
Mr. Fischoeder to sell?

480
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,446
Yes.To build condos?

481
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,654
As in condominiums?Yes.

482
00:16:06,688 --> 00:16:08,657
Dad, I love you, but what
the hell were you thinking,

483
00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:10,210
you idiot?
Sorry, I love you.

484
00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:11,971
Oh, God, I-I got to go
talk to him.

485
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,626
No! The condos!
The money!

486
00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:15,352
Hey, I got an idea,
let's go get pretzels.

487
00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:17,044
Lin, I-I knew Felix was wrong,

488
00:16:17,078 --> 00:16:18,874
but I let myself
get talked into it.

489
00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:20,150
I got to go fix this.

490
00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:22,014
Just be rational!

491
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,465
Linda.

492
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:24,706
Linda, let go.[growls]

493
00:16:24,741 --> 00:16:25,985
Linda, stop it.

494
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,124
You're hurting me!

495
00:16:27,158 --> 00:16:29,471
Mom, let him go.Let him go, Mom!

496
00:16:29,504 --> 00:16:31,403
Drag her off me!Don't do it!

497
00:16:31,437 --> 00:16:33,061
No, you let him go!Don't you do it!

498
00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,130
Get her off!

499
00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:35,822
[all grunting]

500
00:16:35,855 --> 00:16:36,926
Nuts.

501
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:38,134
Now, these condo people--

502
00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:39,480
what percentage
of their income

503
00:16:39,514 --> 00:16:41,413
would you say
they spend on yarn?

504
00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:43,209
Oh, what a good question.

505
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:44,312
Roughly 45%.

506
00:16:44,347 --> 00:16:46,488
That's not very high!

507
00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:48,765
Hey, Mr. Fischoeder, could
I speak to you for a minute?

508
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,525
In private?
Yes. Please.

509
00:16:50,561 --> 00:16:52,321
These people
keep talking to me.

510
00:16:52,355 --> 00:16:54,184
Uh, how about
we go on a ride?

511
00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,567
Hey, I heard good things
about the Scream-i-cane.

512
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,740
Okay, what the hell.

513
00:16:57,774 --> 00:16:59,052
Come on, Gene.
We're going, too.

514
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,053
I told you, no
roller coasters!

515
00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:03,331
The technology just
isn't there yet!

516
00:17:03,366 --> 00:17:05,023
Now here's
a question for you.

517
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:07,198
Who likes nightclubs
with a Caribbean theme

518
00:17:07,232 --> 00:17:10,891
and a 29-year-old singer
who happens to be my girlfriend?

519
00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:12,583
[giggles]
It's me.

520
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:13,859
Hey, Mr. Fischoeder.

521
00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:15,344
You're looking
rich today, sir.

522
00:17:15,378 --> 00:17:18,037
Hey, we're with the boss
man, Mickey, so lay off!

523
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,211
Yup, safety second,
that's what I always say.

524
00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:23,249
Stop us! Stop us!
You're terrible at your job!

525
00:17:23,282 --> 00:17:24,767
We appreciate your feedback.

526
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:26,528
I'm gonna die and I never

527
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:28,564
got to see
Hall & Oates live!

528
00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:30,566
So, you can't
sell the wharf.
Really?

529
00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:31,946
Yes.
Great.

530
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:33,949
Hey, I have some laundry here.

531
00:17:33,982 --> 00:17:35,915
Maybe I'll just
throw it into you,

532
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:37,779
big fat washing machine man.

533
00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:39,954
What?'Cause you're wishy-washy!

534
00:17:39,989 --> 00:17:42,371
You just convinced me
to sell the wharf.

535
00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:45,925
Look, Mr. Fischoeder,
I was wrong. I got greedy.

536
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:48,412
[all screaming]BOB: I don't feel good!

537
00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:50,827
FISCHOEDER: Good!LOUISE: Yeah!

538
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,829
I got caught up
in having this nice place

539
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,487
on the beach,
selling burgers to--

540
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,213
Oh, God-- fancy rich people.

541
00:17:57,248 --> 00:18:00,423
Aah! Why did I think this
would be a good place to talk?!

542
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,115
'Cause you're an idiot!

543
00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:04,807
Hmm.

544
00:18:04,842 --> 00:18:06,844
It always seems to get stuck
here on the big hill.

545
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,465
And then the limbs
come off.

546
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,123
Oh, God.Louise, is it over?

547
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,125
Am I home on the couch
watching The Closeryet?

548
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,678
Yup.
Aah!

549
00:18:13,712 --> 00:18:15,611
This episode takes place
on the Scream-i-cane!

550
00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:17,647
Wow. It's beautiful.Are you going to try
to kiss me?

551
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,166
What?

552
00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:20,512
Well, you used to be straight,

553
00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:22,134
but who knows
with Mr. Flippy Floppy?

554
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:23,653
Mr. Fischoeder, listen.

555
00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:25,137
I thought I wanted nice things,

556
00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:27,243
but I don't even
like nice things.

557
00:18:27,278 --> 00:18:28,520
I mean, look at this shirt.

558
00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:29,935
This is my favorite shirt.

559
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:32,144
Ooh. That is so sad.

560
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:35,147
Look, those condos would
make us like everywhere else.

561
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,011
The wharf is the
heart of the town.

562
00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:38,875
It's what makes
this place special.

563
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,636
I mean, sure, it's run down,
it-it's really seedy,

564
00:18:41,672 --> 00:18:44,123
it's kind of dirty, they
don't pick up the garbage.

565
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,262
Mm.
But it's also great.

566
00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:48,540
Hmm.
So, are they gonna
chopper us out of here or...

567
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:50,645
[all screaming]

568
00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:54,650
[Louise whoops]

569
00:18:54,684 --> 00:18:57,376
Oh, God, off.
Yes, off.

570
00:18:57,412 --> 00:18:59,172
We did it! I lived.

571
00:18:59,207 --> 00:19:01,450
I knew that rules didn't
apply to me. I knew it!

572
00:19:01,484 --> 00:19:04,003
Whew! My pants
are moist but not wet.

573
00:19:04,038 --> 00:19:05,522
Oh, that part's wet.

574
00:19:05,557 --> 00:19:07,145
Boy, it's been a long time
since I've been

575
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,526
on a ride; they're wonderful.

576
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,009
[laughs] Papa always said
people like things

577
00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:11,701
that go up and down
and side to side

578
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,358
and jiggle all
their stuff around.

579
00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:15,499
And mother sewed
that on a pillow.That's nice.

580
00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:17,086
I'm never selling
Wonder Wharf.

581
00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:18,397
What?
Never!

582
00:19:18,432 --> 00:19:19,398
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

583
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,056
What are you saying?!

584
00:19:21,089 --> 00:19:24,853
I'm not ever
selling this wharf!

585
00:19:24,886 --> 00:19:26,095
What?!

586
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,545
No, no, no, no, no!

587
00:19:27,579 --> 00:19:28,407
Damn it!

588
00:19:28,442 --> 00:19:29,582
Linda!
Wha...?

589
00:19:29,615 --> 00:19:31,203
I'm going on again.Me, too!

590
00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:33,067
And here I come, too.

591
00:19:33,102 --> 00:19:36,382
Clop, clop, clop, clop,
clop, clop, clop, clop.

592
00:19:36,415 --> 00:19:38,762
Felix, what about
my nightclub?

593
00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,212
Fanny, Fanny, Fanny, Fanny,
Fanny, Fanny, Fanny...

594
00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:42,181
No! You're not
getting any of this.

595
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,215
Or this.What?

596
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,322
Or even this.[screams]

597
00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:46,564
Thanks for
saving the town, Dad.

598
00:19:46,598 --> 00:19:48,221
You're welcome, Tina.

599
00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:50,189
Thanks for reminding me
what's important.

600
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,397
Yeah, sure. Hey have you ever
pooped out a key?

601
00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:54,778
No. Um... dice.

602
00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:56,884
Mm. Well, okay,
I'll figure it out.

603
00:19:57,954 --> 00:20:00,509
So, we really
did it, huh?

604
00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:02,096
Well, I did it.
You almost blew it.

605
00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:03,856
Yeah, but then I
brought it all home,

606
00:20:03,892 --> 00:20:06,101
kind of heroically-- not to
pat myself on the back, but...

607
00:20:06,134 --> 00:20:07,275
Felix.

608
00:20:07,308 --> 00:20:09,104
There you are.
Uh, sorry.

609
00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:11,347
I, uh... I realized
what you were trying to do was

610
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:13,902
horribly wrong and...
is that a gun?

611
00:20:13,935 --> 00:20:16,869
Yup. It sure is.
It's where I keep my bullets.

612
00:20:16,904 --> 00:20:19,251
[nervous laugh] Okay, well,
I'm going to, uh, head out.

613
00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:20,909
No, no!
No, no, no.

614
00:20:20,942 --> 00:20:22,911
[laughs maniacally]

615
00:20:22,944 --> 00:20:24,532
Oh, he's doing
that laugh.

616
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:26,259
I don't like that.
No.

617
00:20:26,294 --> 00:20:29,088
Are you thinking of something
funny from earlier today?

618
00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:31,575
No! I'm laughing
maniacally!
Okey dokey.

619
00:20:31,608 --> 00:20:34,232
Glad you like this
rotten old wharf so much,

620
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,786
'cause it's where
they're going to find

621
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,407
your rotten old bodies.

622
00:20:37,442 --> 00:20:40,169
Hey, hey. I-I don't think
you have a rotten old body.

623
00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:42,448
Um, I think he's talking
to both of us, right?

624
00:20:42,481 --> 00:20:43,932
No, no, no. Can't be.

625
00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:46,383
You're the old one.
Look at your face.
What?

626
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:47,935
Shut up! You're both old
and you're both gonna die!

627
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:51,250
Oh, so you did
mean both of us.
Yeah.

628
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,769
[gunshot]Quiet, please!

629
00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:57,670
LINDA:
♪ Wonder Wharf

630
00:20:57,703 --> 00:21:01,673
♪ Wharf of wonder

631
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:04,434
♪ This won't end

632
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:10,027
♪ Till Bob's six feet under

633
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,788
♪ He wanted things
that were nice ♪

634
00:21:13,824 --> 00:21:17,345
♪ But will he pay
the ultimate price? ♪

635
00:21:17,378 --> 00:21:20,243
♪ Wonder Wharf

636
00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:23,695
♪ Wonder Wharf.

637
00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:26,905
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