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BOB:
That's weird. Someone took

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the mop part
off this mop.

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Oh, my God. No!

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Sorry, Dad,
I took it.

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I'm going out for cheerleader,
and I needed

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some practice pom-poms.
Oh, Gene,

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for my other pom-pom, I
borrowed your Rasta wig.

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Not cool, mon.
It's okay.

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So, Tina, you're going out
for cheerleader!

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That's exciting.

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Yeah. At wrestling matches,

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cheerleaders are only ten feet
from the action.

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When things get sweaty,
that's the splash zone.

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I-I don't know.
Isn't cheerleading
kind of, well, silly?

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Plus, do you really want
to get splashed by that?

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Yes.

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Oh.
Don't you?

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What are you
talking about?

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Cheerleaders help the team
win by jumping around

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and touching their toes
and asking if you're ready

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and then they say, "Okay!"

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And they whip the crowd into
a frenzy by spelling words.

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W-O-R-D-S! Words!

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Lin, you're talking
like you were a cheerleader.

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What? I was!
Well, my best friend Monica was.

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So I was right there
in the entourage.

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People were like, "Hey, let's go
to cheerleader practice."

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And I would be like,
"Okay, I'll drive you."

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Tryouts are today.
I didn't want to tell you guys

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till I felt ready, so I've been
practicing in my closet.

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Tina, do you really think
you're the cheerleader type?

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Bob, be supportive.

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Come on, what cheer
you gonna do for the tryout?

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Let's go, ignite,
the Wagstaff team is dynamite.

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Okay, we're ready.
Let's hear you do it.

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I just did it.Oh.

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Oh. Of course you did.

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Tina, honey,

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if you don't make
it, it's okay.

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In fact, sometimes cheerleaders
are not the nicest people.

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What?
My friend Monica--

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one time, she ditched
me at the food court

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to hang out with the
other cheerleaders.

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[groans] I had so many free
samples of sesame chicken,

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I can't eat it
to this day.

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You ate sesame chicken
last night, Lin.

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I know, but I
didn't like it.

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Damn you, Monica!

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Oh, my God. Okay! Gene, Louise,

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why don't you go to tryouts
to support Tina?

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I'm sure she could use it.

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Okay.Oh, no way. I'm busy.

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By the way, with a cartwheel,

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are your hands or your face

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supposed to touch the ground
first?

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Actually, I'll
make time.

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GIRL [unsteadily]:
We are the Whalers!

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It's true!

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We're gonna sink our hooks
in you!

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Whalers!

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Oh... God.

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Great job.
[quietly]: I hate cheerleading.

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Her pom-poms make
me want to vom-vom.

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She's in my math class
and she makes me sad.

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I scored her a 4.7.

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We don't have
a point system, Todd.

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I use a personal
point system.

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Oh, great. Next!

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Hi, I'm Tina.
GENE:
Yay,

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Tina! Go, Tina!

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Tina's a wee-na!

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Let's go, ignite,

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the Wagstaff team is dynamite.

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[quietly]:
Now the big finish.

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Aah!
Aah!

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[lisping]:
I'm okay. I just bit my tongue.

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Nailed it!
[whoops]

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Tina, Tina,
Tina, Tina, Tina!

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He's got spirit.
I hear it.

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[screaming]

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Okay, I'm done.

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Gene's the Belcher we
should get on the squad.

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Wait, I'm the Yell King here,
and I got the guy stuff handled.

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I mean, is this a cheer squad
or a male revue?

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[laughing nervously][laughing]

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Let's chat with Gene.Oh.

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But Tina was the one
that was trying out.

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[lisping]:
That's okay, Gene.

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At least I didn't
embarrass myself.

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I don't even
understand her.

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Gene, what do you say?
Are you in or are you in?

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Mm, I don't know. I've got
a lot going on after school.

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Clearly. I-I'm surprised
he even made time for us today.

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Yeah, you'd have to offer me
something pretty sweet

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to compete with my afternoon
bath 'n' snack.

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Well, there's attention,
popularity...

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Got it, don't need it.

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Silk cheer shorts.I'm in.

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Yay, Gene's
a cheerleader!

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The prophecy
has been fulfilled!

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Bob, here come the kids.
I'm sure Tina got bad news.

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Just don't overreact.

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Why would I overreact?

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I'm the one who thinks
cheerleading is silly.

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Listen, you can be
a little insensitive.

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Just follow my lead.

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Tina flew too close
to the floor

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and hit her face on it--
swollen tongue.

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[lisping]: It was so much easier
in my closet.

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Oh, my God, sweetie.
Aw, your poor tongue.

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Who cares if you didn't make
dumb old cheerleader, right?

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[bell jingles]You know what?
They can...

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Oh, my God!
Gene's a cheerleader!

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He's a jo...
Bob, Gene's a cheerleader!

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[laughing]

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So, Mom doesn't
seem to care.

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Oh, God, how'd this crazy,
wonderful thing happen to us?

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Shh. Just take it in.

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[cackles]
I'm a cheerleader mom!

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Oh, I can't stand it!

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Um, obviously your-your
mom is very proud.

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Uh, just like she's proud-- and
sensitive-- about all you kids.

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Right, Lin?What?

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Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, Tina.

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You want to suck on a bag
of frozen peas or something?

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Yeah, that might help.I'm sorry,
I can't understand you.

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Come here, Gene, oh, Gene!

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Ooh, let me wear your jacket!

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Oh, no, it's too small;
let me put it on my shoulder.

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Look at it
on my shoulder.

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Geez, Tina,
that looks bad.

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[lisping]: The nurse said
the swelling will go down

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in a couple days.

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I'm not really getting
what you just said.

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I said the
nurse said...

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Still not getting it.

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The nurse at
school said...Eh...

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You know what
Tina needs?

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An interpreter!

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An interpreter?
Oh.

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How about me?
I'll do it.

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I'll be your
interpreter.
No.

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I'm hearing
"Yes."
No.

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"Yes," we got
that. "Yes."
No.

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And she
says "Yes."
No.

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And she says "Yes."No.

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And she says "Yes."

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Well, looks like
you've worked it out.

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AMBROSE:
Listen up.

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We're all here

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because we wanted this
more than anything.

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Except me--
I wanted to advise Drama.

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But no, Ms. LaBonz got Drama
and I got sis-boom-blah!

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Stop yelling.

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Anyway, what I am going to do

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is inject drama
into cheerleading,

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with you as my stars!

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Hmm?Gene, you're the new kid.

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The raw rookie.

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Still breaking in
your cheer shorts.

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Your arch rival
is Todd.
He is?

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Yeah, the bitter,
boozy old Yell King.

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And, Todd,
you hate Gene.

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He threatens
everything you are!Already there.

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What about the rest of us?

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I don't know,
let's go around.

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Who do you hate?

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Mm, I feel that
I hate Jocelyn,

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because I'm the hot one,
and she's the not one.

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Whatever.

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Tammy farts when anyone
lifts her and it's gross!

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It's only when
someone lifts me wrong.

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Okay, let's go with
the Gene-Todd thing.

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You'll never be more
than the bottom of my pyramid.

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I'm here...
to cheer.

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Get used to it!

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LOUISE:
So...

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as Tina's official interpreter,

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I'm gonna have
my hands pretty full,

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and that means no homework,
unfortunately.

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I don't know, Louise.

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Frankly, this sounds like
a scheme to miss class.

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Yeah, I think so, too.What's she saying?

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Oh, she said
she needs me.

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I didn't say that.

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And "I have
a disability,

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you insensitive
creep."
What...

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"Give me Louise

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or I will haul your
white ass into court!"

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Okay, okay, okay!
Settle down, Tina!

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Whoa, you're
upsetting her.

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I've never seen
her this angry.
I...

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Tell her I'm sorry.

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She can hear.

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Oh. I...

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[exaggerated]:
Sor...ry.

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So you like
the new you?

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Twice the spunk,
half the junk.

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[lisping]: But you're not
really interpreting.

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Hi, Tina.Hi, Jimmy Jr.

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You look handsome today.

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Yeah, she said, uh,

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"Keep walking,
dance man.

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Take a hint and
a breath mint."

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All right, that
is really harsh.

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Wow. Okay, Tina.

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Be that way.

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The claws are
out, huh?Good-bye.

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[laughs]
That's it!

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Louise, you are not
my interpreter anymore!

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You're fired!
Um, okay, so,

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if you're trying to play
hard to get, it worked.

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You want to
go out Friday?

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Okay, you can
be my interpreter.

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[whistle blows]W-A-G-S-T-A-double-F!

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Wagstaff!

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Gene, shoulder lift Tammy!

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[groaning]

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[Tammy farts][coughing]

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Well, don't squeeze, newbie!

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Don't breathe in,
you'll die!

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That hasn't
been proven 100%.

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Gene, two-man pyramid! Now!

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[groans]Whalers!

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Great, Todd,
re-hydrate.

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Come on. Sit.

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Hwah! Oh, no!

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That's my funny bone!

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Which is what I call my penis!

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Eh, you're hurting it!

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We're number one!

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Also I have to
go number one.

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Cheer break!
Hurry back.

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Gene, now's your chance to
dramatically step in for Todd.

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I've been pumping him
full of sport drink

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just so he would leave!

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Oh, my God, oh, my God!
I don't know if I'm ready!

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You're ready!

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You have a cheer
fire inside you

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and it's burning
its way out!
Okay.

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Squad, follow my lead!

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[chanting]:
You can do it if you try!

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Come on, Zeke, pin your guy!

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He's gonna taste
the sweet defeat

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when he sniffs
your feet and seat!

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Cheer fire![crowd cheering]

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Hey, the crowd's
getting into it!

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[groans]

249
00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,677
I'm getting pinned!

250
00:07:51,711 --> 00:07:53,507
Oh, crap, I lost.
I hate that!

251
00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:55,784
Look at Gene.
Look at what he's done.

252
00:07:55,819 --> 00:07:57,649
Give me that!
What did you do?

253
00:07:57,683 --> 00:07:58,995
What did youdo?

254
00:07:59,029 --> 00:08:00,514
Just pee?That's right.

255
00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,689
Like a coward
with a doodle?

256
00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:03,827
He doodled. He doodled!

257
00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:05,208
I didn't doodle,
he doodled!

258
00:08:05,242 --> 00:08:06,899
I wouldn't...Gene, Todd, please!

259
00:08:06,934 --> 00:08:08,728
There's a simple and dramatic
way to handle this.

260
00:08:08,764 --> 00:08:11,524
A head-to-head competition
in a public place

261
00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,526
with high stakes
and arbitrary rules.

262
00:08:13,562 --> 00:08:16,529
Oh, my God, he's
talking about a...

263
00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:18,014
Cheer battle!

264
00:08:18,048 --> 00:08:21,016
Ah!
I knew it,
I knew it!

265
00:08:21,052 --> 00:08:22,571
Freestyle rules.

266
00:08:22,605 --> 00:08:25,574
Last cheerleader standing
is the King of the Yells.

267
00:08:25,608 --> 00:08:26,884
It could go either way!

268
00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,646
[whispering]:
I know who's gonna win.

269
00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,268
[chanting]:
Your name is Gene,

270
00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:31,545
you've got heart and soul.

271
00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,926
I even like your haircut,

272
00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,548
but, hey, where is the bowl?

273
00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,826
Oh, no, I did that![cheerleaders ooh]

274
00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:38,240
Gene got bowl trolled!

275
00:08:38,275 --> 00:08:40,209
Okay, not bad.
But here's the deal.

276
00:08:40,243 --> 00:08:41,865
[chanting]:
I mopped up your spit,

277
00:08:41,899 --> 00:08:43,350
I rinsed out your towels,

278
00:08:43,384 --> 00:08:44,869
and when I hear you cheer,

279
00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:46,904
I evacuate my bowels!

280
00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,217
[laughs]
Ooh!
Boom!

281
00:08:49,251 --> 00:08:51,047
[chanting]:
Well, you've got no physique,

282
00:08:51,081 --> 00:08:52,427
you're kind of round.

283
00:08:52,461 --> 00:08:54,049
You make not very good

284
00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:55,258
mouth sounds!

285
00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:56,397
Huh?
Ooh...

286
00:08:56,432 --> 00:08:57,778
Hmm. Kind of a thinker.

287
00:08:57,812 --> 00:08:59,227
[throws voice]:
Good job, Todd.

288
00:08:59,261 --> 00:09:01,230
That was on the money.Who said that?

289
00:09:01,264 --> 00:09:04,232
[chanting]: Your rhymes are meh,
your logic is flawed.

290
00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:07,476
If you're the Yell King,
then I'm the Yell God!

291
00:09:07,511 --> 00:09:09,030
[all whooping]Oh-ho-ho!

292
00:09:09,065 --> 00:09:10,376
I think that was a death blow.

293
00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:11,585
I just got chills.

294
00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:12,861
No, no, no.

295
00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:14,312
Just give me it. Um...

296
00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,106
[chanting]:
You think you're smart,

297
00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:17,798
but you're stupid.

298
00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:19,558
Your cheers are just...

299
00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:20,767
flivvity flovity flupid.

300
00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:22,216
Ska dee ba doo.

301
00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,976
That's not cheering,
that's scatting.

302
00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:25,634
Get out of here, Steven Tyler!

303
00:09:25,668 --> 00:09:28,049
[grunts]
Ah, I give up!

304
00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,568
We have a new Yell King!

305
00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,225
[cheering]Yeah!

306
00:09:31,259 --> 00:09:33,054
[quietly]: Todd, time to
plot your revenge!

307
00:09:33,088 --> 00:09:34,434
Ah!

308
00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:39,405
Okay, here's your
lunch, girls.

309
00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,889
Oh, Tina, for
your lunch,

310
00:09:40,924 --> 00:09:42,615
I smoothied a
tuna fish sandwich.

311
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,168
[lisping]: Ugh.
That sounds terrible.

312
00:09:44,203 --> 00:09:45,999
"Yum! I love you, Mom.

313
00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:47,413
Make this every day."

314
00:09:47,447 --> 00:09:49,588
Oh, and, Gene,
here's your lunch, honey.

315
00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:52,937
Peppyroni Pizza,
Chicken Pom Pom-adora

316
00:09:52,971 --> 00:09:54,903
and a Cheer-liter of soda.

317
00:09:54,938 --> 00:09:56,629
That's about 10,000 calories
of cheer puns.

318
00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:57,630
[Linda whoops]

319
00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:58,631
Thanks, Mom. Bye.

320
00:09:58,667 --> 00:09:59,770
G!
What?

321
00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:00,945
I was giving you a "G."

322
00:10:00,979 --> 00:10:02,325
You looked like you wanted one.
G!

323
00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,256
Okay.

324
00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:04,500
E! N! E! Gene!

325
00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:05,673
Oh, my God, Lin.

326
00:10:05,707 --> 00:10:07,537
Well, I-I got to be going.

327
00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:08,677
LINDA:
Look, Gene,

328
00:10:08,711 --> 00:10:10,195
I can do a herkie.
Ow!

329
00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,783
Uh, sorry.
Lin, just let
Gene go to school.

330
00:10:11,817 --> 00:10:13,197
No, let me
do it again.
Ow!

331
00:10:13,232 --> 00:10:14,441
Bye, Mom!
LINDA:
I can do it better.

332
00:10:14,475 --> 00:10:16,269
[grunting]
Ow! Oh.

333
00:10:16,304 --> 00:10:17,788
[panting]

334
00:10:17,823 --> 00:10:19,963
I love you, my perfect little
cheerleader baby!

335
00:10:21,481 --> 00:10:22,828
Hey, Tina.

336
00:10:22,863 --> 00:10:24,105
[lisping]:
Hey, Jimmy Jr.

337
00:10:24,139 --> 00:10:25,313
Uh, "Hey, idiot."

338
00:10:25,347 --> 00:10:27,177
Ugh, I love it
when she's mean.

339
00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:28,489
So have you
thought about

340
00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:29,870
where you want to
go Friday night?

341
00:10:29,904 --> 00:10:31,182
Wherever you want to go.

342
00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:32,493
She says, "Pie
in the Sky,

343
00:10:32,528 --> 00:10:33,840
"the revolving
dessert restaurant

344
00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:35,565
at the top of the
Spinnaker Hotel."

345
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,635
She didn't say all that.

346
00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:37,808
You're right,
I didn't.

347
00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:39,639
"Yes, I did say
all that."
No.

348
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:42,054
Listen, it's not my first
choice either, Jimmy Jr.

349
00:10:42,088 --> 00:10:43,193
Wait, you're coming, too?

350
00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:45,334
Yeah, I have to.
It's work.

351
00:10:45,368 --> 00:10:47,474
When her lips are flappin',
I can't be nappin'.

352
00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:48,957
You don't have to go.

353
00:10:48,993 --> 00:10:51,201
What'd she say?She said bring
a lot of money

354
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,652
'cause we're gonna
eat a lot of pie.

355
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,792
Oh, man, I guess I
could sell my bike.

356
00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:56,068
She's worth it!

357
00:10:56,102 --> 00:10:57,864
Super toe-touch, Tammy.

358
00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,797
Great buckets, Jocelyn.

359
00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:01,695
You! Nice job with
the whatever that is.

360
00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:03,006
Todd, pal, how you doing

361
00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:04,249
combing out
those pom-poms?

362
00:11:04,283 --> 00:11:06,873
Still some tangles.
Mm-hmm.

363
00:11:06,907 --> 00:11:08,356
You're doing a great job
with the squad, Gene.

364
00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:09,599
Gene is ripe for a fall,

365
00:11:09,634 --> 00:11:11,567
and you're the one
who can do it, Todd!

366
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,051
You mean work really hard
on my cheering

367
00:11:13,086 --> 00:11:14,397
so that one day, I can...

368
00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:16,158
Yeah, that's it, Todd.
No, get dirty!

369
00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:17,711
So you want me
to get dirty?

370
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,989
No, that's not
what we do here. Get dirty!

371
00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:21,403
Yeah, I'm gonna get dirty.

372
00:11:21,438 --> 00:11:22,889
You're telling me
I lost my wrestling match

373
00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:24,580
'cause of Gene's
cheerleading?!

374
00:11:24,614 --> 00:11:27,445
He got the crowd on his
side, Zeke, not your side.

375
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,549
Yeah, the crowd perked up,
and next thing you knew,

376
00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:31,345
the other guy's nad
was in my eye.

377
00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:34,245
If only someone could convince
Gene to quit the squad.

378
00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,246
Do what?!Maybe someone who had

379
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,557
some muscle.

380
00:11:37,592 --> 00:11:39,076
[laughs]

381
00:11:39,111 --> 00:11:40,941
Oh, I think I see
where you're going with this.

382
00:11:40,975 --> 00:11:42,424
Yup, yup.

383
00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:43,841
[both laugh]

384
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,359
I'm gonna tickle you!

385
00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:46,913
I'm gonna tickle you![high-pitched giggling]

386
00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:48,534
Wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going with this?

387
00:11:48,568 --> 00:11:50,225
[whispering]
[gasps]

388
00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:52,988
Oh!

389
00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,644
Hang on, don't fall.

390
00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:57,025
What's that?

391
00:11:57,061 --> 00:11:58,407
It's a surprise for Gene.

392
00:11:58,441 --> 00:12:00,028
I designed a cheer stunt
for his squad.

393
00:12:00,063 --> 00:12:01,548
He's gonna love it.

394
00:12:01,581 --> 00:12:03,032
Uh, Lin, do you think with Gene

395
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,413
you're being just a little...

396
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:06,379
suck-uppy?
Suck-uppy?

397
00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:09,451
I am not a suck up, and I don't
play favorites with my kids.

398
00:12:09,486 --> 00:12:11,591
I love them all, even the
ones who aren't special.

399
00:12:11,626 --> 00:12:14,077
Okay, it's just that... Are you
wearing a cheerleading skirt?

400
00:12:14,111 --> 00:12:16,389
No. It's something I picked
up at the thrift store.

401
00:12:16,424 --> 00:12:18,772
It's a regular short pleated
skirt with stripes on it.

402
00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:20,774
In royal blue.
With a picture of a Viking.

403
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,120
It's comfortable.
Go team!

404
00:12:22,154 --> 00:12:24,157
Was that a cheer?
[laughs]:
No.

405
00:12:24,191 --> 00:12:25,467
Why would I cheer?

406
00:12:25,503 --> 00:12:27,504
[sighs]
My pep is pooped.

407
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,678
All I want
to do is eat a huge dinner

408
00:12:29,713 --> 00:12:31,474
and go straight to bed
and get up later

409
00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:34,269
for my 1:00 a.m. cheese plate
and then right back to bed.

410
00:12:34,304 --> 00:12:36,341
Gene, come look
at my cheer stunt!

411
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,515
Six cheerleaders sit piggyback
on each other in a tower.

412
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,275
Mm.

413
00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:44,072
And then they all roll at once
in a giant cartwheel. Oh, oh.

414
00:12:44,107 --> 00:12:45,834
Whoops, whoops. No,
don't-don't worry about that.[groans]

415
00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:48,250
Look, I made a flip book
out of a sticky pad.

416
00:12:48,283 --> 00:12:50,078
Whoa! Ah!

417
00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:51,460
I call it the Pig Wheel.

418
00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:52,841
Get it?
[groans]

419
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,289
Huh? So you like it?

420
00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:55,671
That's a great idea...

421
00:12:55,705 --> 00:12:57,086
on planet Crazy Cheer!

422
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,673
We'd all die!

423
00:12:58,707 --> 00:13:00,365
No, no, look at the flip book.

424
00:13:00,399 --> 00:13:02,471
It's crazy,
and you're driving me crazy!

425
00:13:02,504 --> 00:13:04,542
What? I'm just being
part of your cheerleading.

426
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,164
You're not a cheerleader,
and you never will be!

427
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,649
[gasps]
Oh, I knew it!

428
00:13:08,683 --> 00:13:10,099
You're just like Monica!

429
00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:12,135
I hope so
because Monica sounds great!

430
00:13:12,169 --> 00:13:14,000
I wish I could have cheered
with her!

431
00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:15,552
[gasps]
You!

432
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,312
Forget dinner.
I'm going to bed!

433
00:13:17,347 --> 00:13:19,350
But I'll still be up
for the cheese plate!

434
00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:22,179
And we better not be
out of toast points!

435
00:13:22,215 --> 00:13:23,629
[bells jingle]

436
00:13:23,663 --> 00:13:24,942
Lin? You okay?
[grunts]

437
00:13:24,975 --> 00:13:26,633
Gene's not my
favorite anymore!

438
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,980
I'll go make
his cheese plate.

439
00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:32,120
[humming]

440
00:13:32,155 --> 00:13:34,192
Hell-o.
Hello.

441
00:13:34,226 --> 00:13:36,850
[screaming]
[yelling]

442
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,956
[grunting]
[whimpering]

443
00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:39,956
This is a warning!

444
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:41,336
You quit cheerleading,

445
00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:43,338
or I'm coming back
for the other nurple!

446
00:13:43,374 --> 00:13:46,307
Why?! Why?!

447
00:13:46,341 --> 00:13:48,172
Also, this isn't Zeke.
This is someone else.

448
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:50,036
And you can't tell who

449
00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:52,313
'cause I'm wearing a jockstrap
across my face. Got to go.

450
00:13:52,347 --> 00:13:54,384
Got math.
Quit the squad!

451
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:55,903
Look at this nurple!
It's purple!

452
00:13:55,937 --> 00:13:57,595
Well, I
didn't do it!

453
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,253
Well, someone did!
All I know is it wasn't Zeke!

454
00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:02,186
So I guess you're
quitting. Keep in touch.

455
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,394
I'll never quit,
or keep in touch!

456
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,673
Everyone quiet!
I have a dramatic announcement.

457
00:14:06,706 --> 00:14:09,261
As a joke, I submitted a tape
of this squad

458
00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:11,091
to the state
cheer association.

459
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,506
This morning, I got a call.

460
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,577
Is that it?
Is that the announcement,

461
00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:16,994
or is there...?Oh, shh!

462
00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:18,547
I was pausing for effect!

463
00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:20,341
You've been selected
for Regional Cheer Finals

464
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:22,067
on Kingshead Island!

465
00:14:22,101 --> 00:14:23,068
We made the finals!

466
00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:24,898
Oh, my God, finals!

467
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,383
I didn't even know about them,
but now we're going!

468
00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:28,695
Oh, and it's tomorrow,
and you need a brand-new,

469
00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:30,006
groundbreaking,
original routine.

470
00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:31,524
Don't look at me.
I'm busy!

471
00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:34,803
What?! Oh, my God,
that's, like, impossible!

472
00:14:34,838 --> 00:14:37,703
To win in finals, we'd have
to be ahead of our time.

473
00:14:37,738 --> 00:14:39,808
Or be fromahead of our time.

474
00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:41,259
What?

475
00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:42,605
We could be cheer-bots.

476
00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:44,779
In robot costumes
with robot cheer moves.

477
00:14:44,813 --> 00:14:46,368
[robotic voice]:
Beep bop boop.

478
00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:49,440
We will use our laser beam
to annihilate your team.

479
00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:50,786
Mm-mm, mm.

480
00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,753
That... is...
I can't make up my mind.

481
00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:54,100
It's either genius or crap.

482
00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:55,584
It's crap.
Todd hates it.

483
00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:56,929
That means
it's genius!

484
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,243
Yay, cheer-bots![excited chatter]

485
00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:00,381
GENE:
Mom, Dad!

486
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:01,658
Come on, I can't be late!

487
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,143
This is the regional finals!

488
00:15:03,177 --> 00:15:05,076
All right, keep your shorts on,
Short Circuit.

489
00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:07,077
Hmm.Lin, come on. Be nice.

490
00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:08,078
Sorry, Bob.

491
00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:09,322
Still kind of miffed at Gene.

492
00:15:09,355 --> 00:15:10,461
Frankly, I'd rather be with Tina

493
00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:11,945
on her big date
at Pie in the Sky.

494
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,428
Poor Louise.
She's probably feeling

495
00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:15,327
like a third wheel
right about now.

496
00:15:15,361 --> 00:15:17,123
LOUISE:
Ha-ha, look at me!

497
00:15:17,157 --> 00:15:19,434
The world is literally
revolving around me!

498
00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:22,403
Okay, we have the
pie-stravaganza party platter

499
00:15:22,437 --> 00:15:24,405
and three forks.

500
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,270
Thank you, thank you,
and that's my backup fork.

501
00:15:27,304 --> 00:15:28,581
[lisping]:
Can I get some water?

502
00:15:28,616 --> 00:15:30,619
She said, "We are
barely revolving."

503
00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:34,243
Let's turn this lazy Susan
into a crazy Susan, okay?

504
00:15:34,278 --> 00:15:36,970
Um, it revolves
at a speed that's designed

505
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,592
for the comfort of our diners,
so we can't really...

506
00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:41,802
Jimmy, he wants ten bucks.
Grease him.

507
00:15:41,836 --> 00:15:43,355
[groans]:
Oh, God, okay.

508
00:15:43,389 --> 00:15:45,529
Oh, I'll talk to my pals
in the engine room.

509
00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:48,947
We want pies flying
off the table, buddy.

510
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,019
Oh! You feel that?

511
00:15:51,052 --> 00:15:52,088
Not really.

512
00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:53,538
Oh, yeah!

513
00:15:53,572 --> 00:15:56,885
Lovebirds, hold
on to your nests!

514
00:15:58,577 --> 00:16:00,682
BOB: So, Lin,
when cheerleaders compete,

515
00:16:00,717 --> 00:16:01,822
who cheers for them?

516
00:16:01,856 --> 00:16:03,548
Football players?
What?

517
00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:06,206
I was... I was making a joke.

518
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,379
[gasps]

519
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:08,725
Bob, I don't
believe this!

520
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:09,830
What?

521
00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:11,729
Hello, Monica.
It's Linda.

522
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,971
Linda, I...

523
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,835
No. No, I'm going
first, Monica.

524
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,147
You hurt me a long time ago.

525
00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,701
But you can't
hurt me anymore, Missy.

526
00:16:18,735 --> 00:16:20,702
I'm so sorry.
I don't remember you.

527
00:16:20,738 --> 00:16:21,532
Ooh, that hurts.

528
00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:22,533
Ooh, that hurts!

529
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,327
Oh, it hurts!

530
00:16:24,361 --> 00:16:26,744
Oh! Linda from high school.

531
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,470
Do you have
a child competing here?

532
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:30,057
Yeah, that's my son
Gene down there.

533
00:16:30,091 --> 00:16:32,750
Oh, my gosh.
He looks just like you.

534
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,509
Well, he acts
just like you.

535
00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:36,822
A cold, unfeeling,
dead-inside cheer-bot!

536
00:16:36,856 --> 00:16:37,823
Oh.

537
00:16:37,857 --> 00:16:39,687
So, uh, hey, I'm Bob.

538
00:16:39,721 --> 00:16:41,033
Guys, I think
we got this thing.

539
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,414
Yeah! We go on last,

540
00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:44,037
and so far
there hasn't been anything

541
00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:47,316
half as good as Cheer-Bots
from the Year 2525!

542
00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:50,768
ANNOUNCER:
And now, Melvin Laird
Middle School presents

543
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,873
the robot cheer team
from the future!

544
00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:55,911
CHEERLEADERS [chanting]:
Beep, boop, gleep, glorp!

545
00:16:55,945 --> 00:16:57,774
Beep, boop,
gleep, glorp!

546
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,880
[all screaming]

547
00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:04,539
Melvin Laird stole our routine!

548
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,510
Those are our
semi-erotic robotics,

549
00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:11,029
and Melvin Laird
stole them!

550
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,789
Or someone here
leaked it to them!

551
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,549
But who would do that?Who would do
something like that?

552
00:17:14,585 --> 00:17:15,792
Give up? It was me!

553
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,415
Wha...?!Why, Mr. Ambrose? Why?

554
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,073
Because having your cheers
stolen five minutes

555
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,971
before you perform
is incredibly dramatic!

556
00:17:22,006 --> 00:17:23,939
Now you really have to scramble!

557
00:17:23,972 --> 00:17:25,974
You are the worst
cheer adviser.

558
00:17:26,009 --> 00:17:27,528
LOUISE:
Someone burp me.

559
00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:28,633
Is that weird?

560
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,048
I really need it.

561
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,532
[lisping]:
Louise, let's go already.

562
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,051
"Louise, more pie"?

563
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,398
I may throw up,
but let's roll the dice!

564
00:17:35,432 --> 00:17:37,125
No! Stop interpreting!

565
00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:39,367
This whole date
has been about you, not me!

566
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:41,887
Jimmy Jr., I don't know
if you can understand me,

567
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,372
but this is
the date I wanted.

568
00:17:43,406 --> 00:17:45,994
We'd watch a movie--
probably 27 Dresses--

569
00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:48,273
then we'd walk along
the beach at low tide

570
00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:51,104
and find a cozy place
to sit in the kelp and kiss.

571
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,726
I heard every word, Tina.

572
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,625
That's the same date
I wanted, too.

573
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,005
Except that movie-- I've
seen it three times.

574
00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:58,386
So, that's
81 dresses total.

575
00:17:58,422 --> 00:17:59,801
Okay, I'm gonna be honest.

576
00:17:59,836 --> 00:18:01,459
I can't really understand
either of you.

577
00:18:01,493 --> 00:18:03,011
[both mumbling]

578
00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,324
Ow.

579
00:18:04,358 --> 00:18:06,118
Oh, now I'm definitely
gonna be sick.

580
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,119
[retches]

581
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,983
[sighs]
It's okay.

582
00:18:09,018 --> 00:18:10,778
No one's gonna know
who did that.

583
00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:12,125
TAMMY:
Guys, guys, guys, huddle up.

584
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,816
Maybe it's enough
that we're

585
00:18:13,851 --> 00:18:16,612
robots from a different
year in the future, right?

586
00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:18,442
It's not. It's over.

587
00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:20,028
There's one thing we can try.

588
00:18:20,064 --> 00:18:22,342
It's called The Pig Wheel.

589
00:18:22,376 --> 00:18:25,034
It's never been accomplished
before except by stick figures.

590
00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:27,346
I don't want to be "that guy,"
but if we do that,

591
00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:29,487
we're all gonna die a tragic
death in front of our families.

592
00:18:29,521 --> 00:18:32,352
Stop, no, I never meant it
to come to this! It's too risky!

593
00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:33,767
Do it! Do it!

594
00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:35,837
The person at the bottom
might be crushed.

595
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,288
I volunteer.

596
00:18:37,323 --> 00:18:38,771
No, Gene.

597
00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:40,153
We had our problems,
but your passion and charisma

598
00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:41,603
are the reason
we're even here.

599
00:18:41,636 --> 00:18:44,295
You deserve the top.
I'll be the bottom.

600
00:18:44,329 --> 00:18:46,952
Then I went to college
on a cheerleading scholarship.Mm-hmm.

601
00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:49,817
I even was a professional
cheerleader for a while.

602
00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:51,371
Well, my life turned
out great, too!

603
00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:53,304
Yeah, I get all the
hamburgers I want for free!

604
00:18:53,338 --> 00:18:55,548
And French fries!
Show her, Bob!

605
00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:57,376
Uh, show her what?Well, sometimes

606
00:18:57,412 --> 00:18:58,895
you got French fries
in your pockets.

607
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,829
No, I don't. I d...
Oh, wait, there is one.

608
00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:04,315
Um, I-I don't know
how that got there.

609
00:19:04,349 --> 00:19:06,523
Well, I'll eat it.It's pretty cool, huh?

610
00:19:06,558 --> 00:19:07,973
Pretty cool!

611
00:19:08,008 --> 00:19:11,150
ANNOUNCER:
Let's hear it for Melvin Laird!

612
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,012
That routine
definitely computes.

613
00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:15,049
Now up, Wagstaff!

614
00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:17,224
Hey, what the
heck is that?

615
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:19,502
I shouldn't have said
I'd be on the bottom.

616
00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,160
Oh, my God, they're
doing my Pig Wheel!

617
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,539
I'm a cheerleader!

618
00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:25,094
Yay, Gene!
You're my favorite again!

619
00:19:25,128 --> 00:19:26,578
Mama loves you, baby!

620
00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:28,752
Lin, this is crazy.
Gene is way up there.

621
00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:30,685
There's no way that's safe.[whoops]

622
00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:34,034
Okay, everybody, now we're
gonna roll in a big wheel.

623
00:19:34,068 --> 00:19:35,069
We go on my count.

624
00:19:35,104 --> 00:19:37,589
One... two...

625
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:39,247
[farts]That wasn't me!

626
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,868
[cheerleaders gasping]

627
00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:47,012
Oh, no.They're gonna fall. Gene!

628
00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:49,532
I'll catch you!
I'll catch you!

629
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,223
[all yell]

630
00:19:51,259 --> 00:19:54,883
So many knees and elbows!
[groaning]

631
00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:57,885
Get off! Get off! Get off!

632
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,025
Thanks, Mr. Ambrose.

633
00:19:59,058 --> 00:20:00,577
That was really, really sweet.

634
00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:03,511
Mr. Ambrose,
you saved us! Why?

635
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:04,788
Because five minutes ago,

636
00:20:04,824 --> 00:20:06,445
I started to really care
about you kids.

637
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,895
What a twist!

638
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:10,346
The jaded cheer advisor
has a heart of gold!

639
00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:11,969
Well, we still lost.

640
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,385
Todd, if the judges saw
what I saw, you're gonna win.

641
00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:17,285
So, last place.Mm-hmm.

642
00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:19,045
And you got a trophy.

643
00:20:19,078 --> 00:20:20,978
You get a trophy for last place?Yeah.

644
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,221
At least no one
was killed, right?

645
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,876
Nope.So, that's also good.

646
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:25,878
I don't care if I'm okay.
Carry me off!

647
00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:29,088
It's more dramatic!
[dramatic groaning]

648
00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:31,230
Sorry, I said you weren't
a cheerleader, Mom.

649
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,576
I'm sorry, too, Gene.

650
00:20:32,609 --> 00:20:34,542
I was trying
to cheerlead through you.

651
00:20:34,577 --> 00:20:35,923
And I still am.

652
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:38,582
Here's a new stunt--
a pyramid of kids

653
00:20:38,615 --> 00:20:39,789
with a kid on top spinning

654
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:41,240
another kid around
like a windmill.

655
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,275
Go on.

656
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,621
I call it
The Daffy Dutchman.

657
00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:45,760
Stop.Let's give it a shot right now.

658
00:20:45,796 --> 00:20:47,452
Squad!
Mom, walk us through it.

659
00:20:47,487 --> 00:20:49,799
No!
Ready. Okay.

660
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:50,939
No!

661
00:20:50,972 --> 00:20:52,319
JIMMY JR.:
Man.

662
00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:53,837
Are we ever
gonna get the check?

663
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:54,942
Oh, hey look.

664
00:20:54,977 --> 00:20:56,255
Here comes
my vomit again.

665
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:57,739
Hi, vomit.

666
00:20:57,772 --> 00:20:59,775
LINDA [singsongy]:
We got spirit on our team!

667
00:20:59,809 --> 00:21:01,950
That's gr-reat!

668
00:21:01,983 --> 00:21:04,297
You got spirit on your team!

669
00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:06,989
That's gr-reat!

670
00:21:07,023 --> 00:21:09,163
[grunting]

671
00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:14,134
[grunting]

672
00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:15,826
Fight!

673
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:17,654
W-O-R-D-S!

674
00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:19,864
Words!

675
00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:22,211
B-O-B-S

676
00:21:22,246 --> 00:21:25,180
B-U-R-G-E-R-S!

677
00:21:25,213 --> 00:21:27,837
Bob's Burgers
best!

678
00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:30,771
Are you ready to
eat?

679
00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:33,499
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