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[TV static]

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The burglar
reportedly went in...

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[grunting]

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You gotta hit it
just right. [grunts]

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Linda, please use the ladder...
at least let me do it.

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I'm fine, Bob.

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[grunts]

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Just gotta find the sweet spot.

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[grunts]

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Lin, I'm gonna come over
and steady your legs. All right?

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[sighs]

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[whoops]

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There. You see? Got it.

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Have a little faith, you know?

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I'm not some clumsy idiot
who can't... whoa!

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Linda... y-you okay?

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I'm fine, Bob, I just slipped.

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Ow! Damn it!

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[laughing]

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Ow. That l-looked like it hurt.

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It's not funny, Bob!

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Check, please.
I know that sounds

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like I'm saying,
"Check, please,"

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but I actually should be going.

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So check, please.

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Uh-oh. My wallet is missing.

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Better start washing dishes.
[laughing]

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I hope I didn't lose it.

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I'd hate to have
my identity stolen.

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I'm sure
they'd give it right back.

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Maybe check the bathroom.

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It's worth a try.

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Now's my chance
to sit in his stool

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and get the Mort experience.

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Oh... Oh...!

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You were right!

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It was behind the toilet!Oh, good...!

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Also, there was a rubber band,
a marble and a toothbrush.

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Those are mine![phone ringing]

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It's probably
a telemarketer.

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Bob's Burgers.

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No, I don't have
anything to refinance.

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I wish I did.

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Unfortunately, my only equity
is in my car and, hello?

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Oh, they hung up.

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Super freaky, huh?
What?

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Linda was right about
who was calling

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and where Mort's wallet was.

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Two predictions in a row.

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Try a third one, Mom.

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Okay.
The next person to walk in

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will be tall,
dark and handsome.

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I... [clears throat]
I'm already here.[Gene laughs]

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Good one, Papa.

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Thank you, son.You're welcome.

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I've heard of this before.

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Someone gets hit on their head

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or gets struck by lightning,

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and it unleashes
psychic ability.

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Right. Right! Yeah!

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Everything was blurry
for a second.

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That's probably when
it was unleashed.

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Like a dog,
when you take a leash off it.

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Uh... you guys are
kind of reaching here.

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No. I've always believed
in this sort of thing.

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Maybe this is happening to me
because I'm open to it.

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Nothing is happening
to you, Lin,

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because this sort
of thing isn't real.

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It was just two
small coincidences.

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That's what I call my testicles.Gene.

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Hmm?[doorbell jingles]

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Marshmallow in the house.

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Now, put a burger in my mouth.

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Oh, hey, Marshmallow.

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[gasps]
Tall, dark and handsome.

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That settles it, Mom's psychic.

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No, she isn't.
Marshmallow isn't handsome.

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She's... beautiful.

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Blush...

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Tomato, potato, Dad.

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Face it, Mom has powers.

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Promise me you'll use your
powers for good, Mom.

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Promise me!

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I promise. I promise.

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Linda's psychic.
What's your special power?

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I can crack anyone's back.

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Bob, come here.

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All right, just this once.

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[grunts]Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

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Right there.[cracking]

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There you go. Yeah.Ow...!

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[cracking]Ow...!

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That's it. That's it.

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I'll lay you down
on the floor now.

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BOB:
Marshmallow, get off me.

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That's not helping.

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Oh, my God!

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That's a knot. That's all it is.

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I can't breathe.

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If Mom really is psychic,

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we're gonna be on easy street.

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She can tell us the next
big trend in teen fashion.

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I'll bet it's butt hats.
Hats for your butt.

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No, guys. I mean,
we can finally cash in.

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But we've got to figure out
if she's the real deal.

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Mom, what number
am I thinking of?

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Not this again.

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Uh... four.

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No, nine.

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No-no-no, four.

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No. No. Nine.

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Is she right?
I don't know.

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Now that's all
I can think of.

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That was it. That was it.No. Tina, what number

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were you thinking of first?I think that was.

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Uh... four or nine.

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No...!

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I see it burning
in my brain.

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That doesn't
prove anything.

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So, how doyou
predict things, Mom?

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How do you do it?!

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I kind of close my eyes,

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and, uh, an image appears
in my brain.

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That's called "having
a thought," Lin.

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I don't expect you
to understand, Bob.

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You'll never understand
the psychic realm.

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You know,
I feel sorry for you.

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Let's settle this
once and for all.

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Dad, you give her a test.

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[snickers] Okay.
If you're psychic,

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you should be able
to tell me

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what I'm putting
in this bowl.

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Close your eyes.[obnoxiously groans]

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You really don't
have to make that sound.

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Yes, I do.

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[rhythmically grunts, groans]

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Give me your hands, Bobby.

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[grunts] Come on.No.

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Give me your hands,
I got to feel them.Fine. If this-- go ahead.

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[obnoxiously grunting]

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It's an orange.

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It's an orange.No...

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Amazing. Wow...No. No. No, whoa. No, amazing.

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It's an orange.Mom's a psychic!

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No, she's not!

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♪ Yes, I am!

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[grunting]

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[imitates grunting]

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No. No. No.
I only make the sound.

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Don't make--
you don't make the sound.

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Oh. I'm sorry.

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[grunting loudly]

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I'm getting an image!
It's a "J."

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Do you have someone in your life
whose name begins with a "J"?

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Yes! My accountant Geoffrey!

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Aha!Oh, but he spells it with a "G."

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Ah...Oh! He's Jewish!

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Aha!You nailed it!

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I'm meeting with him
later today!

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That's right.

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Of course that's right.

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He just told you.Yeah.

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Sounds like someone's
getting a tax refund.

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Whoo![laughing]

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All right, good reading.

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I'm gonna file this year!

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Do me. Do me. I'm next.

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Out of the way.Okay. Okay.

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Mort, get out of the way.Okay, easy.

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Give me your hands, Teddy.

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Ew, they're sticky.

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[groaning]

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[imitates groaning]Mort, stop it!

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Mort, let her do the reading.

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[continues groaning]
I see a color.

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I... see a color.
It's your favorite color.

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Okay.And it's a primary color.

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That's incredible.

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It's, uh...

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I'm picking up shades,
uh... red.

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Nope.Blue...

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No.Blue...

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No.Green...

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No.Uh... yellow.

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Yes. Yellow. Wow.
Yeah!

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Yes, yes, yeah.Wow. On the 17th try.

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She got it, though.

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She got it.

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Okay. Oh, I'm getting
something else.

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Yellow something, uh...

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Yellow what?

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[groaning]

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A ta-- a taxi?

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No...Is it a house?

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No.Or a shirt?

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No...Is it a dress?

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Yeah. Yeah.It's a dress.

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I'm gonna meet a woman
in a yellow dress.

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Yeah!Got it. What else?

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Uh... Th-Th-The change.

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What is it, Linda?Lo... loose change.

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"Loose change"?Yeah.

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You're gonna find a quarter.
No, it's a nickel.

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And... maybe that will
change my life?Yes.

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No. No. No.TEDDY:
Yep. I'm on a path now.

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Go meet a woman in a
yellow dress and find a nickel.

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It's not a scavenger
hunt, Teddy.

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It is to me. Bye, everyone.

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Oh, I got to rest.

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Guys, I figured out how
we can use Mom's psychic brain

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to get us on the gravy train.

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So, what's the plan?

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It involves horses and money
and us getting some.

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Some horses?

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Some money... Oh.

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[Linda groaning]

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[continues groaning]

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Hey, kids, how was school?

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Boring.Meh.

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Fun. I mean, whatever.

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[Linda groans, laughs]What's going on here?

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Oh. Your mother has gone nuts.

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[rhythmically groans]

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I see something, uh...

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it's bell-shaped.
It's, uh...Yeah?

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Maybe it's a bell?Is it the Liberty Bell?

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That's what it is.It's the Liberty Bell.

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It's the Liberty Bell.

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My ex-boyfriend lives
in Philadelphia.

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Should I go there?
Should I get a cheesesteak?

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Gretchen! Go to him.

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I'm gonna do it!
I'm gonna do it!

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Go to him.Wait till Philly
sees my crack.

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[laughs]

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Hi, Bob.

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Hi.Bye...

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Stay away from trains!

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I'm gonna get a train ticket.

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Gretchen, come back!

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No. No. Well,
maybe trains are fine.

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Well, that seemed
to work out, Lin.

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Yeah. That was another good one.

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Another one down.

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Yeah. You just sent a woman,

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a grown woman to another state,

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'cause you claim you're psychic.

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Yeah. Right.Great.

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I believe in you, Mother.

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Thank you, Louise.

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You have a gift. It's gonna make
some people nervous.

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If this was 1980,
you'd be burned as a witch.

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Exactly.On a happier note,
which name do you like more:

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Sea Bagel,
Pride of Detroit,

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Mudbutt
or Gelding the Lily?

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[groaning]
Lily.

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Go with
the Lily one.

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What is this for?Oh. We're renaming Tina.

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Oh! I'm glad I
didn't choose Mudbutt.

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Okay, guys. Mom picked
a horse in tomorrow's race.

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Now all we need is
money to place a bet.

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You guys have money?If you're asking me
to sell my hair,

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00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:33,211
the answer is no!

263
00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,971
Tina, what's left
of your savings?

264
00:07:35,005 --> 00:07:36,456
$82.40.

265
00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,457
But, with interest,
it could be more than that.

266
00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:39,596
I haven't checked
for a while.

267
00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:41,218
I want to be surprised
when I look.

268
00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,807
Great! We'll put $82
on Gelding the Lily,

269
00:07:43,841 --> 00:07:45,603
collect our winnings
and split it three ways.

270
00:07:45,637 --> 00:07:47,812
Three ways? But
I'm putting up all the money.

271
00:07:47,846 --> 00:07:50,641
But it was my idea,
and Gene's your brother.

272
00:07:50,677 --> 00:07:52,161
Probably.

273
00:07:52,194 --> 00:07:54,783
And we'll spend the day
looking at horses!

274
00:07:54,819 --> 00:07:55,682
Let's do it.

275
00:07:58,098 --> 00:08:00,031
Order up, Lin.
Can you take this over?

276
00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:02,999
Shh. Not now, Bobby. I'm
getting something. Hold on.Oh, my God.

277
00:08:03,033 --> 00:08:05,069
This is weird. I'm
feeling something.No, you're not.

278
00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:06,865
REPORTER:
Dizzy Dog, the beloved statue

279
00:08:06,899 --> 00:08:09,523
who's welcomed visitors to
Wonder Wharf for over 30 years,

280
00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,904
has been dognapped
from his familiar place

281
00:08:11,939 --> 00:08:14,216
at the end of the pier,
leaving police baffled.

282
00:08:14,252 --> 00:08:16,910
If you have any information
on the whereabouts of Dizzy Dog,[groaning]

283
00:08:16,944 --> 00:08:18,394
please call in to our tip line.Dizzy...

284
00:08:18,427 --> 00:08:21,742
Doggy. Hello?
Tip line?Seriously, Lin?

285
00:08:21,776 --> 00:08:23,502
[groaning]
Hi. Hello, tip line?

286
00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:25,435
Hold on, hold on.
[groaning]

287
00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:29,024
I have a tip.Are they confused
why Jerry Lewis is calling?

288
00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:32,201
I... You know, I see water. Uh,Lin, stop.
Hang up the phone.

289
00:08:32,235 --> 00:08:34,375
he's surrounded by water,
and I also seeDo not do this.

290
00:08:34,409 --> 00:08:36,205
a foamy substance.This is ridiculous. Stop.

291
00:08:36,239 --> 00:08:38,447
Bob, I'm on the phone.
And he's crying out.

292
00:08:38,482 --> 00:08:40,933
Dizzy Dog's crying
out, "Help me.Lin,

293
00:08:40,967 --> 00:08:43,038
Help me. Help me."hang up.

294
00:08:43,073 --> 00:08:44,834
BOB:
It was one thing
when you were

295
00:08:44,869 --> 00:08:46,595
just playing with Mort
and Teddy and Gretchen,

296
00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:48,837
but when you call in a tip
to the news, it's kind of

297
00:08:48,873 --> 00:08:50,701
taking things to
another level, Lin.

298
00:08:50,736 --> 00:08:52,669
Why is it so hard
for you to believe, Bob?

299
00:08:52,703 --> 00:08:54,602
Because it's
not possible, Lin.

300
00:08:54,636 --> 00:08:56,880
That's what Coach Blevins
said about me doing a sit-up,

301
00:08:56,914 --> 00:08:59,297
and now look.
[grunting]

302
00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,125
Yeah, Dad. Why can't
you just be supportive?

303
00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,921
Get Mom's back?Yeah.

304
00:09:02,956 --> 00:09:05,682
Aw, forget it.Tina, I'm not supporting this

305
00:09:05,716 --> 00:09:08,306
because it's irresponsible.
And not real.

306
00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,688
Oh, yeah? Well, I predict you
fall down a flight of stairs.

307
00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:14,139
Is that a threat?No. It's a warning.

308
00:09:14,173 --> 00:09:15,726
Be very careful,
that's all.

309
00:09:15,761 --> 00:09:17,625
Okay. Sounds good.Tripity tripity,

310
00:09:17,659 --> 00:09:19,903
dibidy do.What?
Look.

311
00:09:19,937 --> 00:09:21,698
REPORTER: Wonder Wharf's
own Dizzy Dog is home safe

312
00:09:21,732 --> 00:09:24,287
after apparently being knocked
off the pier into the ocean.

313
00:09:24,322 --> 00:09:26,738
GENE:
Yay! Dizzy Dog is safe!The discovery was made thanks

314
00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:29,120
to a tip from Linda Belcher,
local psychic.

315
00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:31,466
What?!
Wow.Ha! They found him in the water!

316
00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,607
All right, Mom!We always believed you,
Mom. Remember that?

317
00:09:34,643 --> 00:09:36,990
♪ I got power.

318
00:09:38,129 --> 00:09:39,336
Will you pass
that rag,

319
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,787
Linda Belcher,
local psychic?

320
00:09:40,821 --> 00:09:42,927
I predict, yes.Oh, my God.

321
00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:44,998
Dad, why can't you
just let Mom have this?

322
00:09:45,032 --> 00:09:47,793
Like I let Gene be the family
jokester. I could be that.

323
00:09:47,827 --> 00:09:49,312
So, Lin, I was
just curious,

324
00:09:49,346 --> 00:09:51,520
when am I gonna fall
down that set of stairs?

325
00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:53,626
I haven't fallen down
a set of stairs yet.

326
00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:55,629
You're stealing
her thunder again!

327
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,907
[chuckles]
So now you believe.No...

328
00:09:57,942 --> 00:09:59,840
But if I did, when
would it happen?

329
00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,669
At fall-thirty.What?

330
00:10:01,703 --> 00:10:03,187
See?What?

331
00:10:03,222 --> 00:10:04,638
Sorry, Gene,
you can say it.

332
00:10:04,673 --> 00:10:06,744
At fall-thirty.

333
00:10:06,778 --> 00:10:08,158
It's funnier
when Gene says it.

334
00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:09,609
Yeah.[sighs]

335
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:10,817
Hello, Linda Belcher.

336
00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:12,438
Hey!
Sergeant Bosco!

337
00:10:12,472 --> 00:10:14,751
Apparently, you're some kind
of psychic?

338
00:10:14,785 --> 00:10:16,995
Yeah. Well,
somepeople think so.

339
00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:18,445
Oh, my God.

340
00:10:18,479 --> 00:10:19,791
Well, you really came through

341
00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:21,759
with that Dizzy Dog thing
anyway.

342
00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:23,657
I did.BOB:
Oh, my God.

343
00:10:23,692 --> 00:10:25,313
I need your help
with another case.

344
00:10:25,347 --> 00:10:27,143
A realcase. This
is the big time.

345
00:10:27,177 --> 00:10:28,385
Hit me with it.

346
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,181
You're going to help me catch...

347
00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:32,321
the Little Boy Bandit.

348
00:10:32,355 --> 00:10:34,841
[gasps]
The Little Boy Bandit
from the news.

349
00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,289
You've got
to be kidding.

350
00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,222
Mom is a police psychic!

351
00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,879
Narc!
I gotta go lay down.

352
00:10:43,365 --> 00:10:45,713
So you want me to help you catch
the Little Boy Bandit?

353
00:10:45,748 --> 00:10:47,163
That's a big case.It's huge.

354
00:10:47,197 --> 00:10:48,682
And I don't want
your help, I need it.

355
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,373
I'm desperate
on this one.

356
00:10:50,408 --> 00:10:52,202
The Little Boy Bandit has
robbed eight businesses

357
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,792
in the past month.
That makes me look bad.

358
00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:57,346
I'm not sure about using my
powers to catch a little boy.

359
00:10:57,379 --> 00:10:59,140
Like a fairy tale witch.

360
00:10:59,174 --> 00:11:02,005
No, we think he's a very small
man wearing kid's clothes,

361
00:11:02,039 --> 00:11:03,558
a wig stapled
to his baseball cap,

362
00:11:03,592 --> 00:11:05,250
and those roller shoes
to get away.

363
00:11:05,284 --> 00:11:06,596
Blend into the crowd, you know?

364
00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:08,081
Sounds like Sandy Duncan.

365
00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:09,565
Everybody sounds like
Sandy Duncan to you, Mom!

366
00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:10,841
Sandy Duncan this,
Sandy Duncan that. Oh!

367
00:11:10,876 --> 00:11:12,394
Look, I'm under a lot

368
00:11:12,429 --> 00:11:14,673
of pressure to catch
this guy, and I got nothing!

369
00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,227
So you're open to the idea
of psychic abilities?

370
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:18,918
In any other situation
I'd say no

371
00:11:18,953 --> 00:11:20,541
and laugh in your
crazy face.

372
00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:22,509
But I'm out of leads.
You're my last hope.

373
00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:23,716
You're doomed.

374
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:24,924
I'll help however I can,
Sergeant.

375
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,063
Great.
Let's roll.

376
00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:27,375
Bye, kids!

377
00:11:27,409 --> 00:11:28,826
Keep your father away
from the stairs!

378
00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:31,034
Have Dad run up and down
the stairs. Got it!

379
00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:36,004
Your job is on the line
and you brought in a psychic?

380
00:11:36,039 --> 00:11:37,592
Yeah. She called
the Dizzy Dog thing.

381
00:11:37,626 --> 00:11:38,938
If this doesn't work out,

382
00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:40,527
the captain's gonna put you
back on patrol.

383
00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:42,424
I'd miss you!Don't worry about it.

384
00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:45,048
So, here are all the places
the Little Boy Bandit has hit.

385
00:11:45,082 --> 00:11:46,187
Mm...

386
00:11:46,221 --> 00:11:47,706
There seems
to be no pattern,

387
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,363
but maybe you'll get
a feeling or something.

388
00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:51,538
Huh, he seems
to go after
the stores

389
00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:54,091
that have little
flags on 'em.
[chokes]

390
00:11:54,126 --> 00:11:56,750
Never mind. Let's just go touch
stuff in the evidence room.

391
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:58,717
All of these items
were handled

392
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,202
by the Little Boy Bandit
during his various robberies.

393
00:12:01,236 --> 00:12:04,653
So grab something
and see if you get
a reading or whatever.

394
00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:06,104
Wow! What was
this used for?

395
00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:07,380
Put that down!
Hah.

396
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,865
It's for
a different case.

397
00:12:08,899 --> 00:12:10,902
Wha-ga-ning.
Okay, but you got
the wrong guy.

398
00:12:10,937 --> 00:12:12,283
Really?
I think.

399
00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:13,767
Just kidding.
We know we got the wrong guy.

400
00:12:13,802 --> 00:12:14,905
Oh. [laughs]

401
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:16,287
Try this.All right, let's see.

402
00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:19,116
[grunting]

403
00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:21,049
Uh! Nothing's coming to me.

404
00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:23,086
Come on. Just do whatever
you did for the knife!

405
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,951
Ticktock!
I'm still figuring
out how this works!

406
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:26,815
I don't know when
it comes and goes.

407
00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:29,437
I hit my head the first time.
Maybe I need to get hit again?

408
00:12:29,471 --> 00:12:30,888
Okay.

409
00:12:30,922 --> 00:12:32,993
No, no, no, maybe I'm just
hungry or something.

410
00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:34,442
Fine.
Let's go get lunch.

411
00:12:34,476 --> 00:12:36,582
Ooh, do we get free hot dogs
from the carts?

412
00:12:36,616 --> 00:12:37,653
I do, you don't.

413
00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:39,240
Hi, kids.

414
00:12:39,274 --> 00:12:40,586
ALL:
Hi, Teddy.

415
00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:42,001
Teddy, guys!

416
00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:44,072
This quest your mom sent me on
is exhausting.

417
00:12:44,107 --> 00:12:46,248
I haven't found a nickel
or any women in yellow dresses.

418
00:12:46,282 --> 00:12:48,318
But I did find this
penny in a urinal!

419
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,491
Ew.

420
00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:51,494
Ah, no!
My pee penny! [sighs]

421
00:12:51,528 --> 00:12:53,254
So why'd you guys want
to meet me here?

422
00:12:53,288 --> 00:12:54,912
Our mom sent us
on a quest, too.

423
00:12:54,946 --> 00:12:56,499
We're supposed
to bet on a horse.

424
00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:58,086
Wow! That's much better
than finding a nickel.

425
00:12:58,121 --> 00:13:00,503
And we need
our favorite Teddy

426
00:13:00,538 --> 00:13:02,125
to place the
bet for us.

427
00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:03,505
Hey, maybe you'll see a lady

428
00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,267
in a yellow dress
at the track, hmm?

429
00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:07,441
Or a horse
in a yellow dress.

430
00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:08,822
At this point,
I'd take either!

431
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,650
So let's go gamble,
huh, kids?

432
00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:14,690
Uh, need some more buns.

433
00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:17,624
LINDA:
Tripity tripity, dibidy do.

434
00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:20,039
Huh. Why don't we have
a railing?

435
00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:22,663
Huh. Okay.

436
00:13:22,697 --> 00:13:23,975
Easy does it.

437
00:13:24,009 --> 00:13:25,217
Looking good.

438
00:13:25,251 --> 00:13:26,563
Halfway down.

439
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,532
All right, Linda,
that's your fourth dog.

440
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:30,844
Anything coming
to you yet?

441
00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:32,570
Nah. Uh, not yet.

442
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,674
Oh, wait, something's coming,
something's coming.

443
00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:37,195
[burps] Oh. It's just
a burp. I'm gassy.

444
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,713
Come on, Linda, focus.Sorry.

445
00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:39,990
Look, if I don't catch this guy,

446
00:13:40,025 --> 00:13:41,302
my captain'll tear me a new one.

447
00:13:41,336 --> 00:13:42,822
Now take a look in
that brain of yours

448
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,408
and tell me where he's
gonna strike next.

449
00:13:44,443 --> 00:13:45,894
All right, give me a minute.

450
00:13:45,927 --> 00:13:48,309
Psychics didn't predict
Rome in a day, hold on.

451
00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:50,552
Ooh... Oh, I see a building.

452
00:13:50,587 --> 00:13:52,313
Good, keep going.I see walls.

453
00:13:52,347 --> 00:13:53,693
Yeah.Oh, and, uh, windows.

454
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:55,730
All right.You can see right out 'em.

455
00:13:55,764 --> 00:13:58,423
Yeah, I get it.There's, uh, oh, there's
something on the wall.

456
00:13:58,457 --> 00:14:00,562
Maybe pictures.What are you
talking about? Art?

457
00:14:00,597 --> 00:14:03,152
Building with art?[burps] I'm still gassy, uh...

458
00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:04,360
What about the Wharf Art Center?

459
00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:05,429
Is it the Wharf Art Center?

460
00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:07,880
War Farts?Wharf Arts.

461
00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,986
They have a charity ball thing
going on there right now, today.

462
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,402
Lots of wallets and
purses and jewelry.

463
00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:13,162
Let's roll. Let's
go down there.

464
00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:16,614
I'm still eating my hot dog.They have food at the thing.

465
00:14:19,961 --> 00:14:23,932
Tell Mom and Dad that I'll
miss them, but I'm home now.

466
00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:27,279
Oh, crap. Need tomatoes.

467
00:14:27,313 --> 00:14:29,039
[sighs] Here we go.

468
00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:31,559
Wait a second.
I know how to do this.

469
00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:34,874
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

470
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,082
[chuckles]

471
00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:39,706
[cackles]

472
00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:42,225
[classical music playing]

473
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,539
You still feel good
about this, Linda?

474
00:14:46,575 --> 00:14:49,232
I hope you do.Yeah, it's beautiful.

475
00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:51,580
Not that crap,
your vision. Stop eating.

476
00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:52,926
My whole career
is on the line.

477
00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:55,169
I have a lot of cops
undercover here.

478
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:03,730
I keep telling him to quit
the force and just play.

479
00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:05,765
♪ La, la, la, la, la.

480
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:08,803
All right, get out of here,
you're gonna blow our cover.Okay, okay.

481
00:15:08,837 --> 00:15:11,150
[whispers]: ♪ La,
la, la, la. ♪Shush. Stop it.

482
00:15:12,634 --> 00:15:14,429
I'm back.BOB: Oh, good.

483
00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,639
Nothing you told anyone
was remotely accurate,

484
00:15:16,673 --> 00:15:18,469
and now everyone
is mad at you.

485
00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:20,091
What?It's true, Linda.

486
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,748
I went to Philadelphia
last night

487
00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:23,301
and I find out my ex-boyfriend

488
00:15:23,336 --> 00:15:24,577
is married and he's faithful.

489
00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:25,958
Thanks a lot.Well...

490
00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,581
Yeah, and my meeting
with my accountant

491
00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:29,825
was because I'm being audited.LINDA: Aw.

492
00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:32,068
I dry cleaned my Speedo
like you said,

493
00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:34,001
and now it looks ridiculous.

494
00:15:34,036 --> 00:15:36,831
Yeah, and not only did I not
win the shrimp-eating contest,

495
00:15:36,865 --> 00:15:38,591
there was no
shrimp-eating contest.

496
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,524
And I owe the Shrimp Hut $200.

497
00:15:40,559 --> 00:15:41,870
Aw.
Yeah.

498
00:15:41,905 --> 00:15:43,803
And I have yet
to fall down any stairs.

499
00:15:43,838 --> 00:15:47,255
In fact, I've gone up and down
many sets of stairs.

500
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:48,499
Just for fun, once.

501
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,672
So you're not psychic.

502
00:15:49,706 --> 00:15:50,984
But I don't get it.

503
00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:52,951
I got all those
other predictions right.

504
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,539
Or did I kind of
just use common sense?

505
00:15:55,575 --> 00:15:57,990
I guess I saw Mort's
wallet falling out.

506
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:01,028
And telemarketers call
around 3:00 every day.

507
00:16:01,062 --> 00:16:03,548
And I guess your hand
smelled like oranges.

508
00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:06,481
Oh, God. I Kaiser-Soöze'd myself.

509
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:09,553
So you're saying you are not...

510
00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:11,279
I'm not psychic.

511
00:16:11,315 --> 00:16:13,005
Wow, who could have
seen that coming?

512
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,317
Just me, I guess.

513
00:16:14,351 --> 00:16:16,320
Oh, I'm sorry, everyone.

514
00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:18,701
I'm sorry. Don't throw...
Stop throwing things.

515
00:16:18,735 --> 00:16:20,288
I guess I got carried away.

516
00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:22,394
I let you all down.You sure did.

517
00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:26,019
Well, at least no one
got hurt. Uh-oh.What?

518
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:29,022
Bosco's in deep. Because of me,
he staked his whole career

519
00:16:29,057 --> 00:16:31,679
on the Little Boy Bandit
robbing the charity ball.[phone rings]

520
00:16:31,713 --> 00:16:33,129
Bob's Burgers.

521
00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:35,131
Bobby, it's me.
I'm at the track.

522
00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:36,754
Is Linda sure
the dress is yellow?

523
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,307
Well...Could it be a floral pattern?

524
00:16:38,341 --> 00:16:39,894
And not a dress but a vest?

525
00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:42,034
Teddy. Teddy.I think we're
supposed to meet,

526
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,312
but I'm not feeling
any chemistry,

527
00:16:43,346 --> 00:16:44,519
to be perfectly honest.

528
00:16:44,554 --> 00:16:46,488
Teddy. Teddy.Nothing. Like, zero.

529
00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:47,764
Teddy.W-What's up, Bob?

530
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,145
Listen, shockingly, it turns out

531
00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:51,043
Linda's not psychic.Oh.

532
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,355
Yeah.Oh. That's actually a relief.

533
00:16:52,389 --> 00:16:53,840
I was terrible
at her predictions.

534
00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:55,048
But, boy, the kids
are gonna be crushed.

535
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,600
Why?

536
00:16:56,635 --> 00:16:58,706
They put all their money
on that horse Linda picked.

537
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:00,019
Wait, where are the kids?

538
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,089
They're with me at the track.What?

539
00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:02,158
You didn't know, Bobby?

540
00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:03,538
No.You really should keep

541
00:17:03,573 --> 00:17:04,884
a better eye
on your kids, Bobby.

542
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:05,954
You know, they could
end up anywhere.

543
00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:06,886
In this case, they're safely

544
00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:08,372
with me at the track.

545
00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:10,097
Nothing to worry about.
Tina, don't touch that.

546
00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:12,789
Louise, get off of the track,
the horses are racing.

547
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,413
I'd better go. Bye, Bob.Teddy? Teddy?

548
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,173
Okay, you go tell Bosco
you're not psychic.

549
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,520
I have to go pick up
the kids from the track,

550
00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:20,590
where you sent them.

551
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,317
Aw, nuts.

552
00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:26,045
[whispers]:
Bosco. Bosco.

553
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,597
What? What are you doing here?

554
00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:29,116
I got bad news.

555
00:17:29,151 --> 00:17:32,361
I guess, uh... I guess
I'm not a psychic after all.

556
00:17:32,395 --> 00:17:33,880
A real psychic. Amateur.

557
00:17:33,913 --> 00:17:37,089
What?Well, uh, yeah, uh, sorry.

558
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,230
Listen, I've put everything
on the line here,

559
00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:41,300
because you said
you were psychic.

560
00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:43,820
So you better get
psychic and fast.

561
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,580
I'm arresting
somebodytonight.

562
00:17:45,615 --> 00:17:47,134
Who you gonna arrest?You.

563
00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:48,412
Me?Yes.

564
00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:50,103
For what? Eating
too many hot dogs?

565
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,759
Impersonating a psychic.

566
00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:53,624
Oh. Ooh.

567
00:17:57,317 --> 00:17:58,939
Hey, look.
That's Gelding the Lily.

568
00:17:58,973 --> 00:18:00,113
Our race is next.

569
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,493
I want to get
his autograph.

570
00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:02,770
Kids. There you are.

571
00:18:02,805 --> 00:18:04,461
And Teddy.
Teddy's here, too, Bobby.

572
00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:06,118
Hi, Teddy. Come on,
everyone, let's go.

573
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,948
No, no, no, no, no.
But our race is next.

574
00:18:07,982 --> 00:18:09,397
We already placed our bet.

575
00:18:09,432 --> 00:18:11,503
And Tina is getting an
autograph from a horse.

576
00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:14,644
He's not great
at holding a pen.Then can you sign it as him?

577
00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:17,130
Ugh, fine.You just have to put
the pen in your mouth.

578
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,855
Uh, I kind of
don't have all day.

579
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,028
Here, like this.

580
00:18:20,064 --> 00:18:21,616
Just like you're a horse.

581
00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:24,517
Like how a horse would s...
would sign an autograph.

582
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:27,415
See? Oh, you
dropped your wig.Uh, thanks.

583
00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:29,452
What's that for?I am a...

584
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:30,625
birthday clown.

585
00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:31,971
I got a thing
after the race.

586
00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:33,767
Oops. You dropped
your roller shoe.

587
00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:36,493
What's this for?It is...
for my clowning.

588
00:18:36,528 --> 00:18:38,807
I'm a roller skate
clown jockey guy.

589
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,257
Wow, triple threat.

590
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,362
Oh, my God.
He's the Little Boy Bandit.

591
00:18:42,396 --> 00:18:44,537
What did you say?Me? Nothing.

592
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:45,814
Uh, have a great race.

593
00:18:45,847 --> 00:18:46,815
Oh, thanks.

594
00:18:46,848 --> 00:18:48,022
W-What?I said thanks.

595
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:49,057
Did you say thanks?

596
00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:50,128
Oh, sorry, you go.

597
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,958
Thank you.No problem.

598
00:18:51,991 --> 00:18:53,373
[phone rings]

599
00:18:53,407 --> 00:18:55,651
I predict this is my husband.
[chuckles]

600
00:18:55,685 --> 00:18:58,171
Just kidding, I knew it was.
Caller I.D. Sorry.

601
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,035
Hello?[whispers]: Linda. He's here.

602
00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:01,795
The Little Boy Bandit
is at the track.

603
00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:03,659
He's a jockey.What?

604
00:19:03,693 --> 00:19:05,798
His race is about
to begin. Tell Bosco.

605
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,490
Get him here
as soon as you can.

606
00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:09,182
Bosco. Good news.

607
00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:10,734
[whispers]: Bobby
just called and said...

608
00:19:10,769 --> 00:19:13,082
[trumpeting, bell dinging]

609
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:17,396
Let's go,
Gelding the Lily.He'd run

610
00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:19,571
so much faster
without metal shoes.

611
00:19:19,605 --> 00:19:22,471
ANNOUNCER [over P.A.]:
And they're in the home stretch.

612
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:24,403
Gelding the Lily
is pulling away.

613
00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:27,165
Come on. Come on!

614
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,338
He's actually gonna win.

615
00:19:28,374 --> 00:19:31,686
[sirens wail]Go!

616
00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:33,205
[sirens wind down]

617
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,932
[neighs]No, no, no, no,

618
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,659
no, no! We would have won.[grunts]

619
00:19:37,692 --> 00:19:39,384
I think I'm gonna have
my next birthday party

620
00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:40,765
here at the track.

621
00:19:40,799 --> 00:19:42,387
REPORTER:
So the Little Boy Bandit

622
00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:44,873
will be riding off into
the sunset, to jail.

623
00:19:44,906 --> 00:19:46,701
I'm here with arresting officer
Sergeant Bosco.

624
00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:48,911
Let this be a warning:
if you commit a crime

625
00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:51,568
and you're under five feet
tall, Bosco will catch you.

626
00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:54,502
I did have some help,
though, from a friend.[gasps]

627
00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:56,919
My gun. And his
friend, my other gun.

628
00:19:56,953 --> 00:19:58,126
Oh.BOSCO: When's this gonna air?

629
00:19:58,162 --> 00:19:59,231
REPORTER: We're live.Well,

630
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:00,199
I'm just happy that

631
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,751
we can
all agree now

632
00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,547
there is definitely
no such thing

633
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:04,720
as psychic powers.

634
00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:06,618
Oh, I still believe, Bob.What?

635
00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:08,759
Yeah. I may not have
psychic powers myself,

636
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,242
but I know
they exist.

637
00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:12,071
After everything
that's happened, Lin.

638
00:20:12,106 --> 00:20:14,626
Yes, Bob. I have faith in
the unknown and you don't.

639
00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:16,973
If I had to do it all
over again, I would.

640
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,976
Who knows? You got to
stay open to this stuff.

641
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,252
[groaning, gibbering]

642
00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:22,151
Lin, you almost
cost a man his job.

643
00:20:22,185 --> 00:20:25,258
But in a way, Mom helped Bosco
catch the Little Boy Bandit.

644
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,811
No, she didn't. We saw him
and then called her.

645
00:20:27,846 --> 00:20:30,159
But if Mom hadn't thought
she was psychic,
we never would have

646
00:20:30,193 --> 00:20:32,438
gone to the track
in the first place.Yeah, Dad.

647
00:20:32,471 --> 00:20:34,440
See, Bob?[scoffs] You're all nuts.

648
00:20:34,473 --> 00:20:35,786
There is no
such thi...

649
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,960
[tumbling, thudding]Ow. Ooh. Oh.

650
00:20:37,994 --> 00:20:39,479
Bob?Yup?

651
00:20:39,513 --> 00:20:40,998
You all right?Yeah.

652
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,827
Did you just fall?No. I did not fall.

653
00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,968
Okay.I walked down the stairs.

654
00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:47,832
Walked down the stairs
really fast.

655
00:20:47,866 --> 00:20:49,626
I thought I just
heard a fall.

656
00:20:49,662 --> 00:20:51,284
G-Gene.Yeah?

657
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,941
Will you
come down here for a sec?

658
00:20:52,974 --> 00:20:53,976
Sure, I'd love to.

659
00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:55,183
She ispsychic.

660
00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:57,842
She is a witch.
Burn her!

661
00:20:57,876 --> 00:21:00,017
[Linda groaning]

662
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,673
LINDA:
Nothing's coming to me.

663
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,814
[Linda groaning]

664
00:21:05,884 --> 00:21:09,336
Oh, uh, I see a shape.

665
00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:12,201
I see a shape.
[grunting]

666
00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:13,755
Getting an image.

667
00:21:13,788 --> 00:21:16,171
[Linda groaning]

668
00:21:16,204 --> 00:21:17,690
Nothing's coming to me.

669
00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:19,829
[Linda groaning]

670
00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:25,628
Oh, uh, I see a shape,
I see a shape.

671
00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:27,906
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