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Ah, hmm, looks like Jimmy
Pesto's big Super Bowl weekend

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is starting early.

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No, no, no.
Higher.

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Every year it starts
earlier and earlier.

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Like ant season
under Gene's bed.

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I'm having my own Super Bowl
blowout this year.

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I'm holding all of my BMs
until halftime,

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when I will make
a Super Bowel!

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Gene, you can't hold
your poops in, all right?

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You got to set 'em free
where they can go down the sewer

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and they find their families
and they're happy!

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I'm their family!
I raised them!

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Hey, you know what? We should do
our own Super Bowl promotion.

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You know, for people
who want the option

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to have goodfood.

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Great idea, Dad.
We can have people over

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and order a bunch
of Thai.
What? No, Tina.

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I'm talking
about ourfood.

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Oh, right.
That'll work, too.

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Hmm?

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What's that jerk up to?

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[bell jingles]

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Ugh. What do you
want, Jimmy?

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Hey, saw your little sign.
What are you gonna do,

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listen to the game
on the radio and then go out

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and tell everybody
what happened? Come on.

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What are you talking about?You don't have a TV!

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Yeah, we do.
It's right there.Right there.

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Where? I don't s...
Uh, where? Oh, yeah!

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Little fella.

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Yeah! And it has
good horizontal hold!

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Sheesh! How old
is that thing?

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The players are all gonna
have English accents.

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Ah! 'Cause
England's old.

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Don't hold my hand.

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Get out of here, Jimmy.Yeah.

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It's no wonder
every year my place

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is packed for the game,
while you serve two customers.

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He's talking about us.
Look alive, Mort!

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Oh, yeah?
Well-well, we have

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our own Super Bowl idea, Jimmy.Yeah!

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Is it
my Super Bowel?

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Bigger.Impossible!

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Our idea's gonna
get us more business

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on Sunday than you.

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Yeah, that's right,
yeah.

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You go, Dad.Our place will be packed,

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and yours will be empty.Ha!

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Like Trev's soul.

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Heh. Whoa.

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I'm sorry.[groans]

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That's cute that
you think that, Bob.

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Almost as cute as your
little cooking booties.

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[gasps]They happen to be
clogs, Jimmy.

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Yeah? Well, go back
to Holland, you windmill!

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He's not a windmill.You'll see, Jimmy.

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My idea's gonna destroy you.

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Monday morning, you're gonna be
like, "What the hell happened?"

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and I'm gonna be like,
"Bob's idea happened!"

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So, what do you got, Bob?I got nothing.

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Aw, nuts.No, Dad,

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we'vegot nothing.Thanks, Tina.

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Here's something.
It's a grocery list.

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Hurry back, and I'll make
zucchini and wienie paninis.

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You'll love 'em.Yay.

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Yay.

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What am I gonna do

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to bring in more business?

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Can't let Pesto win. Again.

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[high-pitched]:
I have an idea.

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[normal voice]:
What is it, zucchini?

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[high-pitched]:
You could kill Jimmy Pesto.

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[normal]:
Yeah, I could kill him.

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[high-pitched]:
Yeah, kill him today...

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with me.

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Shove me down his throat.

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[normal]:
That's a great idea.

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No one...
It's a perfect murder.

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[high-pitched]:
Watch out for that truck!

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[normal]:
Or...

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[high-pitched]:
Or what?

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[normal]: Nothing. Forget it.
Just go back in the bag.

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A 15-second local
Super Bowl commercial

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is only $3,000.

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We can afford it, barely.

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I don't know, Bob.

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We'd have to empty
almost all our savings.

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What if it doesn't work?It willwork.

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When everyone in the bi-county
area sees our commercial,

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they'll come
to our restaurant.

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I didn't know our county was bi.
Good for us.

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I'm telling you, Lin, we'll make
that money back and then some.

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This is just about you wanting
to one-up Jimmy Pesto.

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No, Lin. The fact
that our commercial

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will play on all of Jimmy
Pesto's stupid 18 televisions

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during the game
has nothing to do with it!

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Th-This is about growing
our family business.

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We'll get so big,
we'll run Mort off his land

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and take his goats!

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We'll get so rich, we'll
never be happy again!

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$3,000 is a lot
of money, Bobby.

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But a Super Bowl commercial
is a game-changer, Lin,

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and it'll be fun.

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No.We'll put
the whole family in it.

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No, I don't think...You could sing a song.

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♪ Let's do it!

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The Belchers are
making a commercial!

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♪ A family commercial!

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Finally, people have a reason
to watch the Super Bowl!

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This is an impressive
savings account here.

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And then here's yours.

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See the difference?Yes.

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Good planning;
careful saving.

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No apparent plan;
small, random deposits.

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Yes, I-I, uh, I get it.

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Something. Nothing.

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Okay, you've made your point.

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Good. I mean, I
shouldn't even be

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showing you this other account,
but I couldn't think

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of another way to
try to help you.

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Well, actually,
it's kind of hurtful.

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Aw.
Yes, I'm basically
emptying our account,

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but it's worth it to have

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a commercial
during the Super Bowl.

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I mean, I'll be back in here

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in no time
depositing twice as much.

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Oh, that'll be fun.
I'll have our vault enlarged.

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Okay, uh, financing
is in place.

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Now we just need a $3,000 idea
for the family commercial.

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So, uh, let's do it.

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What do we got?Bobby, I know

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a guy who used to be in the NFL;
I bet you could get him.

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Really? That could be great.

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I don't know.
Celebrity endorsement?

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Sounds a little hoity-toity.

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Yeah, that might be
a little slick for us.

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It's something
Pesto would do.

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We'll keep it simple--

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just the food
and the family.

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How about a slogan?
Uh, "Where's the burger?

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Between Bob's buns."[makes fart noise]

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Hmm. Uh, well, not that.

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How about this?

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"Bob's Burgers,
like a beef in the night."

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Mm, no.
Huh.

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You can be the Joint
Beefs of Staff.

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I don't think so.

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Um, how about, uh,
"I beef, you beef,

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we'll all beef, uh,
at Bob's Burgers."

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Not great, Teddy.

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Something like that.Oh, oh!

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"Come meet our family
and let us meatyou."

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Get it? Meat? Ha!

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Hey, Louise,
that's pretty good.

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I'm the smart one!

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That's good?Yeah, that could work.

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Lin, you could sing that.

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Well, yeah, I...
Yeah, yeah.

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Yes, now I hear it.

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Gene! Give me
something bouncy.

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[electronic music playing]Ma, go!

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Uh, two, three!

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♪ Come meet our family

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♪ And let us meat you

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♪ Bob's Burgers.

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That's great!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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I mean, not that exactly,

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but something like that.

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I mean, we'll work on it.

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It just flew out of me.

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I don't... It just came out.

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Wow, I love that.Yeah, then we

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just add some dialogue
and show the burgers.

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This is gonna work.

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Not to be a Missy Pissy, but how

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are we going to make the
commercial in just four days?

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Well, there is one guy
we could call.

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I love it!

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That'll be $1,500.

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[phone ringing]Worth it!

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This is Randy.

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I still can't believe you want

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to work with Randy.How many times

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are you gonna
let him hurt you?

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We don't know anyone else

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who can do this stuff,
and he's cheap.

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I wrote it; I should be
the one directing it,

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not some idiot.

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Louise.All the best movies

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were written and directed
by onegirl.

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The man did glue
a wig on a cow.

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And that worked out.
All right,

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here he is;
get it out now.

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Randy's a pain in the butt.He has bad breath.

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He pees sitting down,
facing the toilet!

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He smells like
a hamster cage!He's average height.

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Tina, that's not
really an insult.

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Okay, here he is.

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Hey, buddy.Hello, Belchers.

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[others shout greetings]

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You're stupid.What?

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Nothing. Hey, uh,

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what did you think
about the script?

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What did I think
about the script?

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Oh, quick question:
did a kid write it?

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Actually, yes.This kid. Me.

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And just to explain
who's in charge,

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this is a point-and-
shoot operation;

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I point and you shoot.

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Well, we will
see about that.

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No, I'm the puppet master,
and you're the guy

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who gets the puppet master
a glass of water.

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Uh, puppets can't get
water for people.That's not true.

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There's a lot of movies
where puppets

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get water for people.Okay, guys, guys, guys...

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I-I am a filmmaker.

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Name one movie where
puppets get water for people.

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Pretty Woman.

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I will have
to rent that and see.

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Come on.
Randy, look at this.

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Pretty good, huh?

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Miniature city for
our big final shot.

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It's not awful.

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And Linda and Tina
unroll the banner.

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With glamour.♪ While we sing.

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Lovely. And where's the banner?

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[sings fanfare]

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Ha! There...
Oh, there, yeah.

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Wow. That's great.
You spelled "meat"

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with little hamburgers.

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So you know it's meat.

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They look like
little butts, Tina.

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Yeah, it works
on every level.

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And...
LOUISE:
Action!

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action!
Only I say "action,"

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and I just said it,
so action!

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♪ Come meet
our family ♪

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And let our
family meatyou.

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Hey, meat me.

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[plate shatters][groans]

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Cut!
Cut!
Cut, cut.

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Everybody stop
saying "cut."

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I will say "cut."Oh, I screwed that up.

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My fault.
Butterfingers over here.

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Everyone was
wrong. Cut.Sorry. No.

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There's one for
your blooper reel, right?

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Show that
at the wrap party.

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At Bob's Burgers,

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we use only
the freshest ingredients.

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Cut.

252
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Tina, what was that?A sexy hair flip.

253
00:07:49,572 --> 00:07:50,814
Why? Was it too sexy?

254
00:07:50,848 --> 00:07:52,505
No, just why are
you doing that?

255
00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,956
It's for my "wow" factor.

256
00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:56,682
So Jimmy Jr. sees the commercial
and goes, "Wow."

257
00:07:56,716 --> 00:07:58,028
Stick to the
script, Tina.

258
00:07:58,062 --> 00:07:59,858
You can weird it up
in the mirror

259
00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:00,997
whenever you want,
'kay, doll?

260
00:08:01,031 --> 00:08:02,689
And action, Burger-Zilla!

261
00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:05,485
Bob's Burgers has the biggest
flavor in all the land!

262
00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,245
Bah! Bah! Bah!

263
00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:08,245
Gene.
What?

264
00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,730
And cue Linda!

265
00:08:09,764 --> 00:08:12,250
So come... come by
Bob's Burgers today...

266
00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:15,839
[hacking]:
♪ After the game...

267
00:08:15,874 --> 00:08:17,151
[coughs]

268
00:08:17,185 --> 00:08:18,324
And cue the banner!

269
00:08:18,358 --> 00:08:21,259
Tell us football
sent you. Mm!

270
00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,915
And cut!
That's a wrap!

271
00:08:22,949 --> 00:08:24,745
I'm a director!

272
00:08:24,779 --> 00:08:26,850
We did it!I did it! Idid!

273
00:08:26,884 --> 00:08:28,542
We're the best family ever!

274
00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:33,235
BELCHERS [off-key]:
♪ And let us meat you.

275
00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:34,409
Oh, my God.

276
00:08:34,443 --> 00:08:35,894
"Oh, my God,"
you love it?

277
00:08:35,928 --> 00:08:37,517
Oh, my God,
we're screwed.

278
00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,519
"Oh, my God, we're screwed,"
you love it?

279
00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,278
No. Oh, my God,
we're screwed, we're screwed.

280
00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,418
"Oh, my God, we're screwed,
we're screwed," you love it?

281
00:08:43,452 --> 00:08:45,524
No. Oh, my God,
we're screwed, we're screwed,

282
00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:46,767
we're really, really,
really screwed.

283
00:08:46,802 --> 00:08:48,320
Hey, Bob, what
do you think?

284
00:08:52,221 --> 00:08:53,912
Why did I think
this was a good idea?

285
00:08:53,947 --> 00:08:56,120
Why did I throw all
our money away on this?

286
00:08:56,155 --> 00:08:57,432
Despite the brilliant
camera work,

287
00:08:57,466 --> 00:08:59,054
I think the problem
is the script

288
00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,400
written by a nine-year-old.

289
00:09:00,436 --> 00:09:03,058
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Learn to direct, you hack.

290
00:09:03,094 --> 00:09:05,096
I am learning.Bobby, it's not that bad.

291
00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:06,442
It is that bad, Lin.

292
00:09:06,475 --> 00:09:08,236
The banner broke,
Tina did that

293
00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:10,549
weird thing with her hair,
Teddy can't catch a burger.

294
00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,447
I just couldn't get my
head around my character.

295
00:09:12,481 --> 00:09:14,692
All right, so what do
we do, Mr. Super Troll?

296
00:09:14,725 --> 00:09:17,107
We already bought the airtime;
we got to air something.

297
00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:19,385
Here's what you need
to do: fire Randy...

298
00:09:19,419 --> 00:09:21,456
[gasps, chuckles]:
I don't think that's the answer.

299
00:09:21,490 --> 00:09:23,562
I'll direct it, like I should
have in the first place,

300
00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:25,115
and it'll frickin' sparkle!

301
00:09:25,149 --> 00:09:27,221
Maybe I could try spinning
my hair the other way.

302
00:09:27,255 --> 00:09:28,774
Like this.
[grunts]

303
00:09:28,808 --> 00:09:30,466
Teddy, what's the name
of that NFL guy you know?

304
00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,467
No.Sandy Frye. Want me to call him?

305
00:09:32,501 --> 00:09:35,091
No. Do you think he'd work
for less than $500?

306
00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:37,128
Well, he really wants
to break into acting.

307
00:09:37,162 --> 00:09:38,923
He'd probably do it
just for the experience.

308
00:09:38,956 --> 00:09:40,337
Great.
What?!

309
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,235
We can tell people
to come to Bob's Burgers

310
00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:44,168
after the game
and meet a real NFL player.

311
00:09:44,203 --> 00:09:46,344
They'll be running
out of Pesto's to come here!

312
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,311
A football player
in a Super Bowl commercial--

313
00:09:48,346 --> 00:09:49,726
it's a slam dunk!

314
00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,418
You want to replace
mycommercial

315
00:09:51,451 --> 00:09:52,764
with Sandy Frye?

316
00:09:52,798 --> 00:09:54,903
Not replace, Louise,
just reshoot a little,

317
00:09:54,938 --> 00:09:56,111
add some stuff.

318
00:09:56,147 --> 00:09:57,630
I thought
a celebrity endorsement

319
00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,668
was too slick for us.
Let's just take the family

320
00:09:59,701 --> 00:10:02,118
out of the family commercial,
then we'll take the burgers out,

321
00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:04,017
then the restaurant out--
it'll be great!

322
00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:05,639
It's still a family
commercial, Louise.

323
00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,847
We're just adding a new
member to the family--

324
00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:10,539
who has name recognition,
and is more appealing.

325
00:10:10,575 --> 00:10:12,265
Mom, you're letting this happen?

326
00:10:12,301 --> 00:10:15,442
Well, you know, I let a lot
of stuff happen I don't like.

327
00:10:15,475 --> 00:10:16,961
Gene's haircut...What?

328
00:10:16,995 --> 00:10:19,514
I want to feather it.
Come here. [grunting]

329
00:10:19,548 --> 00:10:22,691
I want my name off this project
and my last name off my name!

330
00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:24,899
Now it's just Louise Louise!

331
00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:29,386
RANDY: Sandy "Can-Can" Frye.
Here we go.

332
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,491
Highlight reel.Why do they call
him "Can-Can"?

333
00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:32,976
BOB:
Oh, yeah, I remember.

334
00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:34,841
Every time
he sacked a quarterback,

335
00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,325
he'd celebrate
by doing the can-can.

336
00:10:36,359 --> 00:10:37,706
That was his thing.

337
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:38,982
It was a simpler time.

338
00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:40,570
I also brought
in some props

339
00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:42,779
to make the new final
shot look more footbally.

340
00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:44,125
Some pom-poms
for Linda.

341
00:10:44,159 --> 00:10:46,162
Rah-rah!
Pom-poms for the mom-moms!

342
00:10:46,197 --> 00:10:47,543
For Gene, I brought
this mouth guard,

343
00:10:47,576 --> 00:10:48,957
which I need
back by tonight.

344
00:10:48,993 --> 00:10:50,338
I grind my teeth.
[grunts]

345
00:10:50,373 --> 00:10:51,720
And a referee
shirt for Louise.

346
00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:53,998
No way. I'm not
being the referee.

347
00:10:54,032 --> 00:10:55,481
I took the shirt off
my teddy bear,

348
00:10:55,515 --> 00:10:57,070
and you're the only one
who it'll fit.

349
00:10:57,104 --> 00:10:58,796
Tough break, Randy.

350
00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,486
Sorry about
your naked bear.

351
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:03,385
Louise, a word, please?

352
00:11:03,421 --> 00:11:05,043
Listen to me! I know
we've had our differences,

353
00:11:05,077 --> 00:11:06,562
but I need this!

354
00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:07,976
Admit you're a hack,
and I'll do it.

355
00:11:08,011 --> 00:11:09,427
I am not a hack!Then I'm not a ref.

356
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,980
Fine, I'm a hack!

357
00:11:11,014 --> 00:11:12,740
But I'm learning,
and soon I won't be a hack.

358
00:11:12,774 --> 00:11:14,707
But you-- you'll always
be a little girl.

359
00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:16,158
He said he's a hack!

360
00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:17,538
Just so you know!

361
00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:19,437
Good girl, Louise.
Cooperation!

362
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,681
Did someone here
order an NFL legend?

363
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,405
Because next door,
they did not,

364
00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:24,994
and they yelled
at me to leave.

365
00:11:25,028 --> 00:11:26,581
Hi. I'm Sandy.

366
00:11:26,615 --> 00:11:28,341
Thanks for giving
me an opportunity

367
00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:29,688
to act in your
commercial.

368
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:30,827
I've been working
on my accents.

369
00:11:30,861 --> 00:11:32,243
Which would
you prefer?

370
00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:34,900
"G'day, mate" or
"That's a-spicy"?

371
00:11:34,934 --> 00:11:36,730
I, um... I...

372
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,249
Can you do
a Russian accent?

373
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:39,250
Can I?

374
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,941
'Ey! I'm a-Russian!

375
00:11:40,975 --> 00:11:42,597
It's a-so cold, it's a...

376
00:11:42,631 --> 00:11:43,772
No, I cannot.

377
00:11:43,806 --> 00:11:45,359
Oh.
I'm sorry.

378
00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:48,777
I think just your regular voice
will be great, Sandy.

379
00:11:48,811 --> 00:11:50,537
I'm playing myself?
Yes.

380
00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:51,883
You got it, Bob.

381
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,366
I'm here to carry out
your vision,

382
00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:55,058
even if you don't want me
to do an accent.

383
00:11:55,092 --> 00:11:56,438
Now that's a great
attitude!

384
00:11:56,474 --> 00:11:57,855
Great attitude,

385
00:11:57,889 --> 00:11:59,131
terrible concept
for a commercial,

386
00:11:59,165 --> 00:12:01,029
hack director.
Let's do this!

387
00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:02,375
Yeah, let's do this!

388
00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,758
I was being
sarcastic, Sandy.

389
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:07,312
And I was ignoring it,
little tiny person.

390
00:12:07,346 --> 00:12:09,936
Why do you eat
at Bob's Burgers, Sandy?

391
00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:13,559
Because your burgers
go great with Frye.

392
00:12:13,594 --> 00:12:14,905
[grunting]

393
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:18,254
Sandy Can-Can Frye!
Right on!

394
00:12:18,288 --> 00:12:19,739
See, it's already working.

395
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,222
People love Sandy!

396
00:12:21,256 --> 00:12:22,741
Except that guy ruined the shot.

397
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:26,642
Because your burgers
go great with Frye.

398
00:12:26,676 --> 00:12:27,643
Okay, that's a wrap!

399
00:12:27,677 --> 00:12:29,162
Wow! Great day, everyone!

400
00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:30,058
Great day!

401
00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:31,336
Hey, all this acting

402
00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:32,441
makes me hungry.

403
00:12:32,475 --> 00:12:33,510
Let's celebrate with

404
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,754
some sesame cheddar blasts.

405
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,445
Uh, we don't have that.

406
00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:38,480
And maybe some toasted
jalapeño points.

407
00:12:38,515 --> 00:12:39,481
Is that a thing?

408
00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:40,793
Mozzarella volcanoes?

409
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,176
Uh, we just have
burgers and fries, so...

410
00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,764
See you Sunday!

411
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,662
Okay, great, Sandy.
Thank you. You were amazing.

412
00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,352
[mocking]:
You were amazing, Sandy.

413
00:12:48,388 --> 00:12:51,010
I want to marry you
so I can be Bob Can-Can.

414
00:12:51,046 --> 00:12:52,841
I wouldn't
take his name.

415
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,807
BOB:
I'm thinking, uh,

416
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,533
what if we maybe zoom in

417
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,777
a little more?
Like that?

418
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:58,846
A little more.
That?

419
00:12:58,880 --> 00:12:59,951
Little more.

420
00:12:59,985 --> 00:13:01,538
Something like this?
Mm, more.

421
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,160
This?
[high-pitched]:
Little more.

422
00:13:03,196 --> 00:13:04,679
[high-pitched]:
This?
Perfect.

423
00:13:04,714 --> 00:13:06,716
BOB:
Enjoy it while

424
00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:07,994
it lasts, Pesto.

425
00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:09,374
Soon, they'll all
be coming here.

426
00:13:09,408 --> 00:13:10,650
[phone ringing]

427
00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:12,687
Bob's Burgers.
Bob speaking.

428
00:13:12,721 --> 00:13:14,172
MAN:
Um, hello, dear.

429
00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:16,519
Yes, I'd like
to make a reservation.

430
00:13:16,553 --> 00:13:18,556
Oh, uh, actually,
that's a good idea.

431
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,971
We're gonna be slammed.

432
00:13:20,005 --> 00:13:22,042
Uh, what time would you like
to come in?

433
00:13:22,076 --> 00:13:24,630
Um, at you're-an-idiot o'clock!

434
00:13:24,664 --> 00:13:25,838
[laughs] This is
Jimmy Pesto here.

435
00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:27,013
Hilarious, Jimmy.

436
00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,841
Looks like whatever
dumb idea

437
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,154
you had to outdo me
really paid off.

438
00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:32,570
Not!

439
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,123
My idea willpay off, Jimmy!

440
00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:35,504
Oh, really?

441
00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:37,539
You have no idea
what's coming your way.

442
00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:39,335
Here's what's coming your
way. [blows raspberries]

443
00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:41,027
Hey, hang that up
for me, would you?

444
00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:42,407
Stupid Pesto!

445
00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:43,856
How much longer till halftime?

446
00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:45,341
My contractions are
nine minutes apart!

447
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,826
[groaning]
Just go to the
bathroom, Gene.

448
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,586
You made it all
the way to Sunday.

449
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,519
It's still heroic.

450
00:13:50,552 --> 00:13:53,177
You just don't understand the
pageantry of the Super Bowel.

451
00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:54,591
Oh, my God, it's almost kickoff.

452
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,179
Our commercial is gonna air
any minute.

453
00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:57,870
Oh, God!
I'm so excited.

454
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,976
I can't wait
to see it, Bobby.Hey, we're on!

455
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:02,220
I'm already addicted
to fame! And carbs.

456
00:14:02,254 --> 00:14:04,187
Now I'll be recognized
for something other

457
00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:06,673
than wearing my shirt backwards
at school that one time.

458
00:14:06,706 --> 00:14:10,020
At Bob's Burgers, we only use
the freshest ingredients,

459
00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:12,196
and we grind our meat
right here.

460
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:15,543
Mmm. That's a ten-yard penalty
for unnecessary deliciousness.

461
00:14:15,577 --> 00:14:18,719
Hey, you're NFL great
Sandy Can-Can Frye.

462
00:14:18,754 --> 00:14:20,273
And you're Bob.

463
00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:21,860
Come see me here
after the Super Bowl.

464
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,206
He'll give you

465
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,898
the best burger
you've ever had,

466
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,726
and I'll give you a high five.

467
00:14:26,761 --> 00:14:29,730
Tell me, Sandy. Why do you like
Bob's Burgers so much?

468
00:14:29,764 --> 00:14:33,250
Because Bob's Burgers
goes great with Frye.

469
00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:35,943
[festive music playing]

470
00:14:35,977 --> 00:14:37,911
[grunting]

471
00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:40,086
BOB: Bob's Burgers, conveniently
located on Ocean Avenue.

472
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,432
Open Monday through"Frye" day.

473
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:43,537
Also Saturday and Sunday.

474
00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:44,745
Can-can!

475
00:14:44,779 --> 00:14:46,125
Wow! That turned out great!

476
00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:47,921
But the family
was barely in it!

477
00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:49,577
You didn't even
show my hair flip.

478
00:14:49,611 --> 00:14:52,546
And where was the Giant
Burger Boy who pees mustard?

479
00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:53,927
The star of
the commercial!

480
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,378
You cut out all
of the singing!

481
00:14:56,412 --> 00:14:57,724
All of it!
I told you!

482
00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,207
Dad threw us
under the bus!

483
00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:01,210
Hey, I understand
you're all disappointed,

484
00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:03,557
but Randy and I thought
this was the best way to go,

485
00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:05,594
and Sandy is so great and
likeable that...
Dah.

486
00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:07,147
Is this what
you wanted, Dad?

487
00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:09,253
All you had
to do was ask!

488
00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:10,943
Yeah, Dad. Happy now?[rhythmic grunting]

489
00:15:10,979 --> 00:15:13,256
No. I mean, yes,
about our commercial.

490
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,636
But no, no.

491
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:16,432
Get used
to it, Dad!

492
00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:19,470
This is all we can-can
do from now on![grunting]

493
00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:21,817
Yeah... Bob! [grunting]

494
00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:26,269
Oh, yeah? Well, this is what's
going to get us customers!

495
00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:27,649
[all grunting]

496
00:15:27,684 --> 00:15:31,653
How long are we
going to can-can?

497
00:15:31,688 --> 00:15:33,000
'Cause this is hurting.

498
00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:35,519
It doesn't end!
You do it till you die!

499
00:15:35,554 --> 00:15:37,315
Yeah!
Ow! Ow!

500
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,421
Hey, look. Sandy
is still on TV!What?

501
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:41,975
JIMMY: So, Sandy Frye,
why will you be at Jimmy Pesto's

502
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,011
signing autographs during
and after the Super Bowl?

503
00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:46,807
You know, instead of at some
stupid greasy burger shack?

504
00:15:46,841 --> 00:15:49,361
Because Jimmy Pesto's pizza
goes great with Frye.

505
00:15:49,395 --> 00:15:50,879
All right.

506
00:15:50,914 --> 00:15:53,192
[screaming]

507
00:15:53,227 --> 00:15:55,989
What the hell?!
That doesn't even make sense!

508
00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:58,129
Pizza doesn't go well
with Frye!

509
00:16:01,649 --> 00:16:03,168
BOB:
I don't believe it.

510
00:16:03,202 --> 00:16:04,825
Pesto stole
our commercial.

511
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,861
We're sunk.
He beat us again!

512
00:16:06,895 --> 00:16:09,001
Who's us? The family
you turned your back on?

513
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:10,899
Yeah, now you know
how we feel, Bob.

514
00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:12,316
The betrayer
is betrayed.

515
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,179
Karma's a bitch,
and then you die.

516
00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:16,905
I'm so upset I don't even have
to go to the bathroom anymore.

517
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:18,528
Either that, or maybe
I'm going right now.

518
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,738
Oh, I really do still
have to go quite a bit.

519
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,153
What are you doing?

520
00:16:22,187 --> 00:16:23,982
I'm gonna go settle up
with Pesto!

521
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,914
God. I can't get this apron off!

522
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:28,227
Stop. You're like a mental
patient in a straitjacket.

523
00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:29,884
Tina, untie the back!

524
00:16:29,918 --> 00:16:31,335
Karma's a bitch.
Oh, my God!

525
00:16:31,369 --> 00:16:33,854
Forget it!
I'll wear it over there!

526
00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:37,996
Ah, great commercial, Bob.

527
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,756
I'm being sarcastic.
It was terrible.

528
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,518
Ta... You... you
never support me!

529
00:16:42,552 --> 00:16:43,899
Mm.
Randy!

530
00:16:43,932 --> 00:16:45,590
Mm! I always watch
the game here, Bob!

531
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:50,354
You!Down in front!

532
00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:52,251
Yeah! Down in
front, Front Butt!

533
00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:54,943
Yeah, you make a better door
than a window, and you're fat!

534
00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:57,015
[laughs]
Classic.

535
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,602
You stole my commercial, Jimmy!

536
00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:00,259
You stole... him!

537
00:17:00,294 --> 00:17:02,158
Oh, hey, Bob! Pizza?

538
00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:03,711
No, I don't want pizza!

539
00:17:03,745 --> 00:17:05,057
I'm angry at you!

540
00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:06,784
Oh, because of the commercial?

541
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,786
Yes! Sandy, how could you?

542
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,615
Before you reject
my olive branch,

543
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,893
which is pizza with olives,
let me explain.

544
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:15,517
After I finished shooting
your commercial, I came here

545
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,553
to get some imaginative
appetizers and some pizza--

546
00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:21,074
two things you don't serve--
and I may have told Jimmy Pesto

547
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,282
that I'm an actor now
and I had just shot

548
00:17:23,317 --> 00:17:26,078
a commercial with you
to air during the Super Bowl.

549
00:17:26,114 --> 00:17:28,047
Which, in hindsight,
is probably how

550
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,944
Jimmy got the idea
to do one himself.

551
00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:31,602
With the same tag line.

552
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,292
But I hired you first!

553
00:17:33,327 --> 00:17:35,640
If I hurt your feelings,
or broke a contract with you,

554
00:17:35,674 --> 00:17:37,297
that was an honest mistake.

555
00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:39,230
Live and learn.
Yeah, Bob.

556
00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:41,439
Live and learn,
and lose. Again!

557
00:17:41,473 --> 00:17:43,614
All right, that's it! [grunts]

558
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,236
Unplug! Unplug!

559
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:47,617
[crowd groaning]No, not my satellites!

560
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:49,308
[grunts]
Stay calm,
everyone.

561
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:52,105
I'll have 'em back on
in a second. [laughs]

562
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,727
MAN:
Hey, that's that guy
from that commercial!

563
00:17:53,761 --> 00:17:56,005
Oh, good.
You saw my commercial.

564
00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:57,938
You copied Pesto!
What?! No!

565
00:17:57,972 --> 00:18:00,113
I did it first!
Pesto copied me!

566
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,596
Cry-baby copycat!

567
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:03,667
[laughs]:
Cry-baby copycat!

568
00:18:03,702 --> 00:18:06,257
No! The commercial
with Sandy was my idea!

569
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:08,741
And Jimmy Pesto stole it!

570
00:18:08,777 --> 00:18:10,123
[grunting]

571
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,744
Stop throwing food at me!

572
00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:13,678
Wow, it's getting
physical over there.

573
00:18:13,712 --> 00:18:16,128
Let's just remember him
as he was and move on.

574
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,509
Well, can't
leave him there.

575
00:18:17,544 --> 00:18:18,959
Come on,
let's go get him.

576
00:18:18,993 --> 00:18:20,478
Fine.

577
00:18:20,512 --> 00:18:22,756
Wait. Let's let him get hit
by one more meatball.

578
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:24,136
There it is.
Okay, let's go.

579
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,621
I'd go with you,
but I don't want

580
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:27,140
to give up my seat.
It's a good spot.

581
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,797
Nah! Stop it!

582
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,280
Nah... Ow!

583
00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:31,695
This guy, am I right?

584
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:33,457
Anyway, would you
like to see an outtake

585
00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:34,836
from our family
commercial?

586
00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:36,977
Uh... sure?
Mm. Did I wow you?

587
00:18:37,011 --> 00:18:38,771
I guess.
Yes.

588
00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:40,290
Ow! Come on!

589
00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:41,430
36 percent!

590
00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:42,845
Oh, my God.

591
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,501
None of this
ever should have happened.

592
00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:46,503
I-I made a great commercial
with my family.

593
00:18:46,538 --> 00:18:48,022
It was funny and cute.

594
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:50,163
Well, it wasn't that funny,
but it was good.

595
00:18:50,198 --> 00:18:51,715
Well, it wasn't that good,

596
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,201
but... but
it was us.

597
00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:54,961
And I scrapped it
to make a commercial

598
00:18:54,994 --> 00:18:56,617
I thought
would get more customers.

599
00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:57,859
I never should have done that.

600
00:18:57,894 --> 00:18:59,792
Ha-ha, 59%, folks!

601
00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:01,554
[clapping]Thank you, Sandy.

602
00:19:01,587 --> 00:19:03,901
Oh, no, I was just
responding to the 59%.

603
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,316
JIMMY:
62!
Don't you...

604
00:19:05,351 --> 00:19:06,075
Don't...

605
00:19:06,109 --> 00:19:07,490
No! No!

606
00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:08,905
Don't clap for that!
Listen!

607
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,563
Listen to me!

608
00:19:10,596 --> 00:19:12,702
I-I made a terrible commercial,
but my food's good.

609
00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:14,807
You should try it... someday.

610
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,189
They're back on!
They're back on!

611
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,638
The TVs are on, everybody!

612
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,019
Ha, ha! The game!
All right!

613
00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:20,711
Now, you, get
out of here!

614
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,575
Go stand on your own
counter; it's already dirty.

615
00:19:22,608 --> 00:19:23,576
Yeah, Bobby, let's go.

616
00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:24,680
Linda! Kids!

617
00:19:24,714 --> 00:19:26,060
We heard every
word, Bob.

618
00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:27,476
That was beautiful.

619
00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:28,994
Took you
a while to get there,

620
00:19:29,028 --> 00:19:30,755
but you finally realized
I was right.

621
00:19:30,789 --> 00:19:32,171
As always.

622
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,550
That was just
so moving.

623
00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:34,932
Speaking of moving,

624
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,382
I think
my butt water broke!

625
00:19:36,415 --> 00:19:38,073
I'll be right
back. Don't go!

626
00:19:38,106 --> 00:19:39,592
Gene, wait.

627
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:41,109
Thought you were leaving.We're going to.

628
00:19:41,144 --> 00:19:42,904
Gene just had to use
your stupid bathroom.

629
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,320
It's for customers only!

630
00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:45,736
Can I get
a Pesto Colada?

631
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,393
Lin!
What?

632
00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:51,223
I'm sorry I couldn't hold you
until halftime.

633
00:19:51,259 --> 00:19:53,226
If I did, I can only imagine

634
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,193
you'd be an even more
Super Bowel.

635
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,849
We'll try it again next year.

636
00:19:56,884 --> 00:19:58,230
Good-bye, handsome.

637
00:19:58,266 --> 00:19:59,681
You look like a fighter.

638
00:19:59,714 --> 00:20:02,096
I hope you go down.

639
00:20:03,892 --> 00:20:05,548
I kept flushing!
I kept flushing!

640
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:06,929
Oh, my God!

641
00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:08,345
You kept
flushing what?

642
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:10,138
What happened?
What-what happened?

643
00:20:10,173 --> 00:20:12,244
He's a fighter. He's a
fighter. We have to move.

644
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,625
[gasps]
Gene's Super Bowel.

645
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,938
Oh, you kept
flushing the toilet.
Oh, no.

646
00:20:15,972 --> 00:20:17,663
[water rumbling]

647
00:20:19,977 --> 00:20:20,942
[crowd screaming]

648
00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:23,117
Aah, gross! Ew!

649
00:20:23,152 --> 00:20:24,946
Oh, my God! Go!
Save yourselves!

650
00:20:24,981 --> 00:20:26,569
Just remember me!

651
00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:27,950
Tell them what happened today!

652
00:20:27,984 --> 00:20:29,883
My heart will go on!

653
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,368
Oh, hey, there's my commercial
for Tran's Noodles.

654
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:35,060
'Cause Tran's Noodles go great
with Frye.

655
00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:37,096
I was in a lot
of commercials today.

656
00:20:37,132 --> 00:20:38,823
Oh, my God,
they're all leaving Pesto's!

657
00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:40,929
They'll have to come
to us! We'll be packed!

658
00:20:40,962 --> 00:20:42,964
Well, three people.

659
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,933
Ha! Three people,
Jimmy! Yeah!

660
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:47,729
♪ Our food is great

661
00:20:47,762 --> 00:20:49,903
♪ Our staff's
full of surprises ♪

662
00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:51,767
♪ So come on down to Bob's

663
00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:54,460
♪ For some burgers
and some frieses ♪

664
00:20:54,493 --> 00:20:56,115
[Bob beatboxes]

665
00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:57,945
♪ Come meet our family ♪ That's us!

666
00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,844
♪ And let us meat you ♪ With these!

667
00:20:59,878 --> 00:21:01,983
♪ Come meet our family ♪ That's us!

668
00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:03,675
♪ And let us meat you ♪ With these!

669
00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:07,335
Bob's Burgers has the biggest
flavor in all the land!

670
00:21:07,368 --> 00:21:08,576
Bah! Bah! Bah!

671
00:21:08,612 --> 00:21:11,269
[screams]
The flavor's so big!

672
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,651
[all screaming]

673
00:21:13,685 --> 00:21:15,307
[Bob beatboxes]

674
00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:17,205
♪ Come meet our family ♪ That's us!

675
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,208
♪ And let us meat you ♪ Meat me!

676
00:21:19,242 --> 00:21:20,865
♪ Come meet our family ♪ That's us!

677
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,935
♪ And let us meat you ♪ Meat me!

678
00:21:22,971 --> 00:21:25,939
♪ Bob's Burgers. [makes fart noise]

679
00:21:25,973 --> 00:21:27,355
BOB: Bob's Burgers conveniently
located on Ocean Avenue.

680
00:21:27,388 --> 00:21:28,907
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