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"Festival of Magic"?

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This whole town's
gonna be full

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of magicians
turning tricks!

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Hi, Jimmy, Junior.
Hi, Zeke.

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What are you
wearing?

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Is it cape o'clock,
already?

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It's for the Young
Magicians Competition.

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I'm in it to win it.

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Abraca-yeah-bro!
I support ya!

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I didn't know
you were into magic.

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I thought you were
more into dancing.

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Well, I dance a lot
during my magic. Like this.

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[grunts]

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♪ Ta-da!

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Whoa! Where'd the hell
that come from?!

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He's like
a magical florist!

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Thank you. Oh.Whoop!

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Maybe I'll come to the
competition and cheer for you.

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Whatever.
It's a free country.

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He's so patriotic.

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Okay, then, see you at our date.It's not a date.

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Yes, it is.Not really.

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Pretty much, it is a date.Definitely not. Whoop.

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LINDA: Oh, this promotion
is a great idea, Bob!

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I love magic!I know. Me, too.

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Ooh, I'm gonna stick
a quarter in my ear,

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so they have something
to pull out.

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Yeah, the only problem is,

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this sign could actually
attract magicians, so...

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Louise, this will
be good for business.

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Plus, magic is fun.Mm-mm.

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Magic can take you
to places

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you could never
possibly imagine.

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Like Delaware!

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Oh, look, here comes
our first magician.

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Or a Wild West
wedding DJ?

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Hello.Hello...

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Hello. Um, I couldn't help
but notice your sign.

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Notice anything else?

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Whoops. Uh, oh, where'd
that come from? [laughs]

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Uh, come on in, Mr., uh...

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Mars Sazerac.

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Boy, that is a...
magicky name.

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Hold on. How do we know
you're a magician?

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Show us a trick!

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Oh, write my name
on a piece of cake,

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put it in a box,
and I'll eat it!

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Sorry, don't
listen to him.

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He's just... wants
to eat cake.

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Fine, write it
on a piece of pizza
and put it under my desk.

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It's always gonna have
something to do with
eating something.

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Just hiding food in places

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that he already knows
the location of.

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I mean, it would be nice
to see something,
like a trick.

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Well, I suppose me and my 52
friends could use the exercise.

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Oh, God,
it's happening!

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Miss, could I ask you
to be my assistant?

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Oh, I couldn't. No.

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Okay, I'll do it!

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Oh, that's right,
magicians have assistants.

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[grunting]

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Ta-da.

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Now I'll need a volunteer...

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Me!
Me!

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Me!
Me!

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Me!
Me...!

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Gene, me!
LINDA:
Me!

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You're already
the assistant, Linda.

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Oh.
You win.

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No need to shout.
Thank you.

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Bye, Gene.Bye.

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Okay, Bob, let's move
you over here

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so the audience
can see you.

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Right here?Perfect.

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Now, you're going
to pick a card.

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And while you're doing that,

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Linda's going to get me
your biggest knife.

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I have it right here.
Butcher knife, check!

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Whoa, why do
you have that?

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Me and Gene
were playing pirates.

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Mm-hmm.

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Pick a card, Bob.
Show it to them, not me.

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Okay, everyone, here's my card.

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Nice one, Dad.Okay.

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That was not a
very good trick.

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Now, Linda,
cut the deck, literally.

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Go on! Whack it!

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All right, step back.
Whaaah!

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Whoa!Still not a great trick.

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Well, well, looks like
we have a survivor.

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Recognize this?!

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[gasps]
Ha-ha!

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That's not my card.Oh.

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Hit the bricks,
Fail-dini!

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You had your shot,
you blew it.

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Well, so much for
the magician's discount.

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In fact, maybe
I should pay you.

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Wait-- that looks
like my wallet.

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Did you take my wallet?

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Oh-ho-ho, slow down,
there, Bob.

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Before you call the cops,
you'd better check the I.D.

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[gasps] My card!

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[gasps]Oh, my!

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Wait-- how did you
pick my pocket?

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I didn't feel anything.

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Oh, I feel something.

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I feel like I want
to magically steal things, too.

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This must be what it's like
when people get called
to the priesthood.

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[gasps] I accept.

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Whoa!

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I've seen canned tuna,
but never canned Tina!

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Ugh! You're such
a locker stalker.

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Good one, Tammy.I know.

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[chuckles]:
Oh, hi, Jimmy Junior.

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It's like I was padlocked
in a box, and you set me free.

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[grunts]

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Um, okay.
Hi.

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How did you know
my locker combination?

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It only took
a couple thousand tries.

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Allow me.
Okay.

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Is there anything else
I could assist you with?

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Uh, I need to get
my science book.

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This perfectly ordinary
textbook.
Thanks.

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You know, I could also assist
you with your magic act

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as your magician's assistant.

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Classy.
Like a lady butler.

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Um, okay, I-I guess
you could do that.

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I practice after school.

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Oh, okay, cool.All right, see ya.

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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ZEKE:
What?
What?

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Oh, I just found a cool book
I've been meaning to read.

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Oh, it's mine.

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Oh.
That's his!

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Can I borrow it?No, I don't think so.
I kinda need it.

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Okay, I'll
read it here. Bye.

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[funky music playing]

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[grunting]

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TINA:
Um, Jimmy Junior?!

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What, Tina?

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Maybe I should be facing
the audience, too?

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Fine.

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TINA:
Um... okay, there's more.

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Remember?

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The blades?
I remember!

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[mumbling]

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Stupid magic.

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♪ Ta-dance!

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Uh, hello? Jimmy Junior?

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What, Tina?

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If this were a dancing
competition, forget about it.

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But you might want
to put a little more flair
into the actual magic.

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What makes you such
an expert, Tina?

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You've only been doing
magic for a day.

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I've been doing it
for nine days!

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Jimmy Junior, they spilled
a crate of yogurt
in the cafeteria!

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Let's go slide
around in it!

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Cool, Zeke.

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Come on! Let's go!Wait up, Zeke!

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Okay, I'll be here.

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Sweep up all the
confetti, okay?

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Okay, Gene, let's start
with an easy mark.

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Uh, there we go.

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You distract
while I extract.

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Got it.

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Andy, there's something
I need to ask you,

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but you have
to really focus on me

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while I'm saying
these words!

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Oh, okay!I'll focus, too!

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I've never done
that before!

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What do you think of bacon?
Hmm?

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Bacon, bacon, bacon.

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Andy, someone's trying
to steal your candy!

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Ugh!Thanks, Ollie!

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You're welcome, Andy!

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Damn it, Ollie!
How did you know?!

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I felt it coming out
of Andy's pocket!

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Get a womb,
you wacky twins.

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That hurt my feelings.

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I felt it hurt
your feelings!

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You did?
Yes!

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[indistinct conversation,
hearty laughter]

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Ah-choo!
Oh, I wish somebody had

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a really long handkerchief
up their sleeve. Anybody? Hmm?

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Come on.
Where's the pizazz-matazz?

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I thought they'd
get more food.

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They split an order
of fries three hours ago

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and they haven't ordered
anything since.

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Now they're just
loitering.

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They tricked you, Bob!
It's what they do!

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So, Sazerac, can I get you
and your friends anything else?

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Remember, it's half off,
so don't hold back.

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Ah, well, your delicious fries
have left my fingers greasy.

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Bring me a huge plate
of napkins.

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Well, how 'bout a burger?
I can get you a...

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Napkins.All right, napkins.

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Get him a napkin.

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Hey, Bob, I think he
got your wallet again.

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[laughs]And keys!

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And your gas pills!

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And your dignity.

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Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha,
great.

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Hi, I'm looking for

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a magician's
assistant's costume.

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Something classy!

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So no butt cheek!

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Well, you're in luck!

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This is my last assistant's
costume in your size.

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The sequins are French crystal.

210
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Well, French-Canadian.Is that good?

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How much do you know
about sequins?

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Nothing.They're the best.

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She'll take it!

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Rented!
Okay, what else?

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How's your magician set
for cups and balls?

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I beg your pardon!

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[grunting]

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Oh...

219
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That looks pretty advanced.

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My magician's better
with his feet than his hands.

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He's more
of a dance-ician.

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Well, for those with only the
slightest sleight-of-hand,

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you can't go wrong
with magic rope.

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♪ Ta-da!

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Great.
I'll take that too.

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The only thing I need now
is some magic

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between me and my magician.

228
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Are you talking
about mixing magic and romance?

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Big time.

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Don't do it!
[both gasp]

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It's dangerous.
Also, don't mix

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magic with taxes.
Or plumbing.

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That's okay-- danger
is my middle name.

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But I spell it R-U-T-H.It spells Ruth.

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Yeah.Yeah, it does.
Mm-hmm.

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Looks like there's
a wait, huh?

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Yeah.

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Maybe I'll just
come back later.

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Oh, hold on,
that guy's getting up.

241
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No, he's levitating!

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What?Nope, he was just
leaning over to fart.

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You know what?
I'll handle this.

244
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What are you
gonna do?

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Yeah, wait, you'll see.What?

246
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Look, guys, you've been here
all day

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working on one order
of fries, so...

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Understood, Bob.

249
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Let me settle my tab.

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Do you have change for this?
[laughs]

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Sorry I don't have
anything smaller.

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[all laugh]

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No, you know what?
To be honest, Sazerac,

254
00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,500
I don't even enjoy
this anymore.

255
00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:23,641
I don't... I-I honestly don't
even like magic that much now,

256
00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:26,057
because of you.

257
00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:28,437
So, you and your friends,
you now all pay full price.

258
00:08:28,473 --> 00:08:30,233
No magicians' discount.

259
00:08:30,268 --> 00:08:33,028
Well, if that's how you feel,
you can have your fries back.

260
00:08:34,754 --> 00:08:35,548
Oh, my God.

261
00:08:35,584 --> 00:08:37,206
Oh, God!

262
00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,552
[moans]

263
00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,105
Look, it says "Ta-da"!

264
00:08:40,139 --> 00:08:42,729
That's it!
I don't care that that was good.

265
00:08:42,763 --> 00:08:45,594
You and your regurgitated
potatoes and the rest

266
00:08:45,628 --> 00:08:47,561
of your magic buddies,
you're banned!

267
00:08:47,596 --> 00:08:49,942
Bob, you can't just ban them
because they're magicians!

268
00:08:49,976 --> 00:08:51,565
This isn't the '60s,
you know!

269
00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,394
Fellow conjurers,
let's go somewhere

270
00:08:53,428 --> 00:08:55,224
our craft is
appreciated.

271
00:08:55,258 --> 00:08:57,432
Like my mother's!

272
00:08:57,466 --> 00:08:59,677
Oh, and one
last thing, Bob.

273
00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:01,195
Your name goes
in the book.

274
00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:04,267
What book? The "Enemies of Magic" book.

275
00:09:04,302 --> 00:09:06,200
Good! I want to be
in your stupid book

276
00:09:06,235 --> 00:09:08,443
because I am
an enemy of magic!

277
00:09:08,477 --> 00:09:10,446
Well, then this is
the perfect book for you!

278
00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:11,860
Will this page do?

279
00:09:11,895 --> 00:09:12,586
Love it!

280
00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:15,726
[gasps]Don't gasp, Linda!

281
00:09:15,761 --> 00:09:17,384
Oh!
Don't you gasp!

282
00:09:17,418 --> 00:09:18,280
SAZERAC:
Rest assured, Bob,

283
00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:19,592
I will never set foot

284
00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:21,043
in this restaurant again.

285
00:09:21,076 --> 00:09:23,942
And yet, you will never be
rid of me!

286
00:09:23,976 --> 00:09:25,047
[laughs]

287
00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:26,461
[gasps]

288
00:09:26,495 --> 00:09:29,051
[gasps]
I just got chills!Oh, my God.

289
00:09:29,085 --> 00:09:32,294
Come on, J-Ju,
get your dance on!

290
00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:33,745
I'm doing it, Zeke.

291
00:09:33,779 --> 00:09:35,057
My little tiny dancer.

292
00:09:35,091 --> 00:09:36,713
Here we go!

293
00:09:36,748 --> 00:09:38,577
Look, Jimmy Junior, I got
something new for our act--

294
00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,096
magic rope.

295
00:09:40,130 --> 00:09:43,099
Cool! A rope!No, that's not how it works.

296
00:09:43,134 --> 00:09:44,755
Yee-hah! Whoo!

297
00:09:44,790 --> 00:09:46,344
No...Giddy up, magic cowboy!
Come on!

298
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,104
Look, you're supposed
to cut the rope,

299
00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:49,726
then restore it.
I can show you.

300
00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,279
Oh, cool, scissors!
Hyah! Hyah!

301
00:09:51,313 --> 00:09:53,937
Jimmy Junior, stop.Snipping
and a-whipping.

302
00:09:53,971 --> 00:09:55,145
Doola-di-doo!

303
00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,250
Jimmy Junior, stop.Tina, move!

304
00:09:57,286 --> 00:09:59,599
Listen to me!Stop it, Tina. I can't dance

305
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,773
to the sound
of you telling me what to do.

306
00:10:01,807 --> 00:10:02,980
Yeah! Boom!

307
00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:04,293
I'm trying to help.

308
00:10:04,326 --> 00:10:05,950
Assist me assist you.

309
00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:08,158
You know what, Tina?
This isn't working.

310
00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:09,609
That's why we have
to keep practicing.

311
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,783
No, thisisn't working.

312
00:10:11,817 --> 00:10:13,163
I am firing you.

313
00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:14,821
What?

314
00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:16,754
You can't stop my dancing!

315
00:10:16,788 --> 00:10:18,927
You can't tie me up
with your magic rope!

316
00:10:18,962 --> 00:10:20,999
Holy moly!
Tell it, James Ju!

317
00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:23,932
I'm not trying to tie you up,
you gorgeous idiot!

318
00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:26,038
Maybe I should enter this stupid
contest myself

319
00:10:26,072 --> 00:10:28,212
just to show you
an actual magic act!

320
00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:29,767
You see that, Zeke?

321
00:10:29,801 --> 00:10:31,975
Yeah. [laughs]She got pretty mad.

322
00:10:32,009 --> 00:10:33,287
ZEKE:
She's a trip.

323
00:10:33,322 --> 00:10:34,634
[laughs]
Her face
turned purple.

324
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,946
Plus, you're not even
a magician, Tina.

325
00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:38,222
I am now!

326
00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,568
Oh.

327
00:10:39,604 --> 00:10:40,778
It worked
in the store.
Look, Zeke,

328
00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:42,572
tassels!
Yeah!

329
00:10:42,606 --> 00:10:43,850
[whoops]
Come on,
let me touch 'em.

330
00:10:43,884 --> 00:10:45,817
[Jimmy laughs]

331
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,683
So, you and
your magician split up--

332
00:10:50,719 --> 00:10:51,788
big surprise.

333
00:10:51,822 --> 00:10:53,307
Jimmy Junior
thinks assistants

334
00:10:53,341 --> 00:10:54,653
should be sequined
and not heard.

335
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,000
So, presto.

336
00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,207
Now I'm the magician.

337
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,796
So, uh... what do
you got for this

338
00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,520
no-trick pony, eh?
Set her up.

339
00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:02,144
Young lady, you're in luck.

340
00:11:02,177 --> 00:11:04,008
Here's a classic
of escapology--

341
00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:05,216
the straitjacket.

342
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,527
Last one in your size.

343
00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:08,495
It just takes
a little bit of practice

344
00:11:08,528 --> 00:11:10,186
and some dislocateable
shoulders.

345
00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:12,187
I'll dislocate
Jimmy Junior's heart...

346
00:11:12,222 --> 00:11:13,326
and my shoulders.

347
00:11:13,361 --> 00:11:14,707
You sound like
you could use

348
00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:16,158
the full
revenge package.

349
00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:18,677
For just $19.95,
you could get this.

350
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:21,197
GENE:
Hmm... interesting.

351
00:11:21,231 --> 00:11:23,371
Dirty Tricks: When Doves Cry.

352
00:11:23,405 --> 00:11:24,890
The Art of
Magic Sabotage.

353
00:11:24,924 --> 00:11:26,686
No, thanks.
I want to win fair and square.

354
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,687
Keeping it clean?
I have just the thing.

355
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,033
A-ha.

356
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,277
Winning Clean:
A Guide to Not Cheating

357
00:11:32,312 --> 00:11:33,519
in Magic Competitions.

358
00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:35,349
I'll just take
the straitjacket.

359
00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:37,248
It's not going
to be the last
time she says that.

360
00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:38,870
It's our
family motto!

361
00:11:41,216 --> 00:11:42,528
TEDDY:
Wow.

362
00:11:42,562 --> 00:11:43,702
This place looks
pretty big

363
00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:44,634
without all those
magicians in it.

364
00:11:44,668 --> 00:11:45,912
Ah!
Oh!
Whoa!

365
00:11:45,946 --> 00:11:47,395
Oh!

366
00:11:47,429 --> 00:11:49,086
Oh...
Wow, that's never
happened before.

367
00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:50,571
That flustered
the heck out of me.

368
00:11:50,605 --> 00:11:52,090
Can I get some
water, Bobby?

369
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,644
Yeah, sure.

370
00:11:54,678 --> 00:11:56,197
What the hell?
[gasps]

371
00:11:56,231 --> 00:11:57,370
Bobby,
it's the curse!

372
00:11:57,405 --> 00:11:58,614
Oh!What curse?

373
00:11:58,648 --> 00:11:59,753
The curse of Sazerac!

374
00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:01,479
Linda's right, Bob.

375
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,962
You're cursed. You're in
the "Enemies of Magic" book.

376
00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,308
[sighs]
We're not cursed.

377
00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:05,725
We'renot cursed.You are.

378
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,035
You're the one
who's cursed.
Yeah.

379
00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:08,312
It's your name
in the book.

380
00:12:08,347 --> 00:12:09,970
The black magic
death book.

381
00:12:10,004 --> 00:12:11,869
[sighs] Look, it's just
a bunch of stupid tricks.

382
00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:13,629
Someone must've
snuck in and...

383
00:12:13,663 --> 00:12:14,734
Where are you going?

384
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,562
What?
Nowhere.

385
00:12:16,596 --> 00:12:18,220
Just, if something
heavy falls on you,
I don't want to...

386
00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:19,773
I mean, I want to be
able to help you, bye.

387
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:20,947
I'm not cursed!

388
00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:22,500
Aah!
I don't want to die!

389
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,296
♪ Don't mix romance with magic

390
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,815
♪ Shoop-shoop, shoop-shoop

391
00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:28,782
♪ Who should take
the straitjacket? ♪

392
00:12:28,817 --> 00:12:31,302
♪ Shoop-shoop, shoop-shoop

393
00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:33,442
♪ Don't mix romance with magic

394
00:12:33,475 --> 00:12:34,892
♪ Shoop-shoop, shoop-shoop

395
00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:38,447
[vocalists scatting]

396
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,827
♪ Doo-wah!

397
00:12:39,861 --> 00:12:42,831
♪ Don't mix romance with magic

398
00:12:44,211 --> 00:12:46,696
♪ Who should take
the straitjacket? ♪

399
00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:48,768
♪ Abracadabra, ca-da!

400
00:12:50,182 --> 00:12:52,426
I'm not sure I can escape
from my straitjacket.

401
00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:54,634
Maybe I should have stuck
to being an assistant.

402
00:12:54,669 --> 00:12:55,981
No...

403
00:12:56,015 --> 00:12:58,293
you're really
talented.

404
00:12:58,328 --> 00:13:00,503
[Jimmy Junior grunting]

405
00:13:01,227 --> 00:13:03,505
Hah!

406
00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,024
Tammy?
What are you doing?

407
00:13:05,059 --> 00:13:06,820
I'm Jimmy Junior's
new assistant.

408
00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:09,201
You couldn't even wait
until the Zig-Zag box was cold?

409
00:13:09,235 --> 00:13:11,273
Oh, I thought I smelled
your B.O. in there.

410
00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:13,447
Uh-oh. Battle of
the training bras.

411
00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:15,794
I feel like I'm back
in diapers at divorce court!

412
00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,174
You know what
really stinks, Tammy?

413
00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:18,383
His act.

414
00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:20,177
It's not magic,
it's tragic.

415
00:13:20,212 --> 00:13:22,283
Don't be such
a rhymin' hymen, Tina.Yeah, Tina.

416
00:13:22,317 --> 00:13:24,182
You're not even good at it.Yeah, Tina.

417
00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:26,046
Oh, Jimmy Junior,
you make me so mad!

418
00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:27,357
What are you gonna
do about it?

419
00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:29,014
I'll take it.

420
00:13:29,048 --> 00:13:30,567
Here you go!

421
00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:33,191
[laughs evilly]

422
00:13:33,225 --> 00:13:34,985
Do you have something
caught in your throat?

423
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:36,366
That was my evil laugh.

424
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,196
I also have something
caught in my throat.

425
00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:43,856
And... we're in.

426
00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:45,721
His magic cape
won't be so magic

427
00:13:45,754 --> 00:13:48,517
when the hidden pockets
are stapled shut.

428
00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:51,899
Guys, code red,
Hocus and Dopus!

429
00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:53,142
Tina, start stapling!

430
00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:54,695
Hurry![grunting]

431
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,076
Done.

432
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,491
Go! Split up!

433
00:13:58,527 --> 00:13:59,665
[grunting]

434
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,150
You missed
the cape, Tina!

435
00:14:02,186 --> 00:14:04,049
Oh, hi, Jimmy Junior.

436
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:07,086
We were just leaving
in that direction.

437
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:09,226
Man, I wish
I had siblings

438
00:14:09,261 --> 00:14:10,572
I could walk
that close with.

439
00:14:10,607 --> 00:14:12,505
My brother's 44.

440
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:13,886
TINA: There has to be
something else

441
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,855
in here that will
ruin Jimmy Junior.

442
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,753
This one would be great,
if we had eight weeks,

443
00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:19,548
25 rabbits,
and a fireman's hose.

444
00:14:19,581 --> 00:14:20,998
Ooh, look at
this one.

445
00:14:21,032 --> 00:14:23,552
"Find the heart of his act,
and cut it out."

446
00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:24,793
Like when Shelley Long
left Cheers.

447
00:14:24,828 --> 00:14:26,072
LINDA:
Okay, Tina,

448
00:14:26,105 --> 00:14:27,936
time to put on
your straitjacket.

449
00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:30,076
Oh, all this white,
it's like your wedding day.

450
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:31,422
Oh, I'm tearing up!

451
00:14:31,456 --> 00:14:32,768
Thank you, Mother.

452
00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:34,251
I must prepare.

453
00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:36,427
Boy, she's really
in the zone, huh?

454
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:38,187
Uh, I think I should
stay here, Lin.

455
00:14:38,221 --> 00:14:40,224
Protect the restaurant
from another Sazerac attack.

456
00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:41,570
A Saz attack.

457
00:14:41,604 --> 00:14:42,915
Forget the restaurant, Bob.

458
00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:44,399
You're gonna be cursed
no matter what.

459
00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:46,264
You might as well come
support your daughter.

460
00:14:46,298 --> 00:14:47,610
And let's be
honest, Dad,

461
00:14:47,644 --> 00:14:49,197
how much more cursed
can you really get?

462
00:14:49,232 --> 00:14:51,475
What, is he gonna give you
an even weirder body?

463
00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:53,581
Thanks, Louise.You got it.

464
00:14:56,412 --> 00:14:58,932
BOB: Great.
Sazerac's
the emcee.

465
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,589
I can't get away
from that idiot.

466
00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:03,073
So... maybe...
I'm going to get even with him.

467
00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:04,248
LINDA:
What?

468
00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:05,558
I mean...
uh, nothing.

469
00:15:05,594 --> 00:15:07,802
Be right back.
Good luck, Tina.

470
00:15:07,836 --> 00:15:09,839
Okay, my little
Teenie-Weenie Houdini!

471
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,048
Go kick some butt!

472
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,807
Some butt,
or one butt?

473
00:15:12,841 --> 00:15:14,085
Okay.

474
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,500
We need to go,
too, Mom.

475
00:15:15,534 --> 00:15:17,951
Uh, I'm Tina's...
silk scarf wrangler.

476
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,849
And I'm the one who
has to make sure

477
00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:21,403
there's nothing
up her sleeves.

478
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:22,679
I love that.

479
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,993
All right, Team Tina!
Go, Team Tina!

480
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:35,140
Enjoy your complimentary
cold-cuts, Saza-jerk!

481
00:15:38,453 --> 00:15:39,938
The "Enemies of Magic" book!

482
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:43,149
David Cassidy?
Larry Bird?!

483
00:15:43,182 --> 00:15:44,528
Diane Keaton?

484
00:15:44,563 --> 00:15:46,254
Ha!
My name's not in your book

485
00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:49,706
anymore, Sazerac,
but this is!

486
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,090
Uh-oh, that's not good.

487
00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:55,161
Ow.
That's a peppercorn.

488
00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:57,852
[groaning]

489
00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:01,201
[mumbling]

490
00:16:02,063 --> 00:16:03,375
Say that again.

491
00:16:03,409 --> 00:16:04,721
Now we cut out the heart

492
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,104
of Jimmy Junior's act
and put in this.

493
00:16:07,138 --> 00:16:09,451
[gasps] "Poly-rhythmic
synth-jazz"!

494
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:10,797
No one can
dance to that.

495
00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:12,488
That's right.
Not even Jimmy Junior.

496
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:14,144
Yeah!

497
00:16:14,179 --> 00:16:16,182
Here's the new music
for Jimmy Junior's act.

498
00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:19,011
Um, I don't see anything
on my list about new music.

499
00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:21,187
Look, we did a Kickstarter
to make this music

500
00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:22,635
and now you have
to play it!

501
00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:24,984
Oh, okay, okay!
All right!

502
00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:28,020
[chuckling]:
Oh, boy.

503
00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:29,850
I snuck into Sazerac's
dressing room

504
00:16:29,884 --> 00:16:32,576
and I found his
stupid book and
tore my name out.

505
00:16:32,611 --> 00:16:33,820
What?
You did what?

506
00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:35,131
Ooh...
[sniffing]

507
00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:36,374
Ooh, you smell
like salami.

508
00:16:36,408 --> 00:16:37,823
Thank you, and welcome

509
00:16:37,857 --> 00:16:39,721
to the Young Magician's
Competition!

510
00:16:39,756 --> 00:16:42,484
These kids are the magic stars
of the future.

511
00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:44,003
Well, not all of them.

512
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,866
Some will give up,
become teachers, doctors...

513
00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,040
[booing, hissing]

514
00:16:48,076 --> 00:16:49,008
I know, I know.

515
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,388
I agree, but come on.

516
00:16:50,423 --> 00:16:52,010
Let's hear it for
our first contestant,

517
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,840
The Amazing Jimmy Pesto Junior

518
00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:56,187
and his assistant,
Tammy Larson!

519
00:16:56,221 --> 00:16:58,568
[syncopated synth-jazz playing]

520
00:16:58,602 --> 00:16:59,879
That's not my music.

521
00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:01,226
Just go with it.

522
00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:07,059
I can't dance
to this!

523
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,582
Damn it!

524
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,584
It looks like he's
having a funky stroke.

525
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:15,240
I miss you, Grandpa!

526
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:17,346
This doesn't bother me at all,

527
00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:19,071
watching my almost
boyfriend get

528
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,625
horribly humiliated...

529
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,351
Ah! Yes, it does!
I can't do this!

530
00:17:22,385 --> 00:17:24,628
I gotta save him.
It's not too late.

531
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:28,047
Oh, maybe it is too late.

532
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,599
Still, I've gotta try.

533
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,704
[grunting]

534
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,431
What are you doing out here?

535
00:17:33,465 --> 00:17:35,087
Trying to save you.
I switched your music

536
00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:36,778
to something with
a nine-eight time signature.

537
00:17:36,814 --> 00:17:38,402
That's like dance Kryptonite!

538
00:17:38,435 --> 00:17:40,576
I know, I'm sorry.
I was really mad at you

539
00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:42,544
for firing me and for
replacing me with Tammy.

540
00:17:42,577 --> 00:17:45,097
I'm sorry, too, for being
so sensitive about my dancing.

541
00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:46,616
So what do we do now?

542
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,963
We have the rest of our
lives to figure that out.

543
00:17:48,998 --> 00:17:51,380
No, I mean
right now.
Oh.

544
00:17:51,414 --> 00:17:52,932
Get off
the stage, Tina!

545
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:54,106
You're not his assistant.

546
00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:55,315
I am! Deal with it!

547
00:17:55,349 --> 00:17:56,661
Sorry, Tammy,
I can't hear you

548
00:17:56,695 --> 00:17:57,730
while you're rolling
away so fast.

549
00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,801
[grunts]Aah!

550
00:17:59,836 --> 00:18:00,906
Hi, Tammy!
Bye, Tammy!

551
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:01,977
Great magic!

552
00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:03,667
Well, should I
do a trick?

553
00:18:03,702 --> 00:18:05,084
No, I'll be the magician

554
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,464
and you assist me
with your dancing.

555
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,915
I told you, I can't
dance to this music!

556
00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:12,020
And I probably can't
get out of this.

557
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:14,299
But follow
my lead anyway.
Okay, Tina.

558
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:15,439
Is this part of the show?

559
00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:16,991
Yeah, right?
Do a trick!

560
00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:19,856
And now, with the help
of my lovely assistant,

561
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,755
I will perform
an amazing escape

562
00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:23,308
from the Jacket
of Doom.

563
00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:26,346
[grunting]

564
00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:28,969
Huh.

565
00:18:29,003 --> 00:18:30,280
I thought we were
getting revenge.

566
00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:33,041
More like revenge on us,
having to watch.

567
00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:35,837
Ho-ho.

568
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,875
And now for the master
to become the mark...

569
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:44,019
This... isn't
going well...

570
00:18:44,052 --> 00:18:45,433
Aah!

571
00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:47,505
♪ Ta-dance.
Hah!

572
00:18:47,539 --> 00:18:50,198
[applause, cheering]

573
00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:53,201
And now, for the winner

574
00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:54,892
of the Young Magician's
Competition.

575
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,686
The envelope, please![audience exclaims]

576
00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:58,653
I can't believe you
got out of that thing.

577
00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,655
How'd you do it?
Magic.

578
00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:02,037
Off-topic:
would you mind

579
00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,693
popping my shoulder
back in?
Yeah, sure.

580
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,178
TINA [grunts]:
Thank you.

581
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,007
Now, that's what
I call air mail!

582
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:08,215
[audience laughs]

583
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,182
The $500 grand prize goes to...

584
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:13,634
Peter Pescadero,
the Impescadaralist!

585
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:16,050
[applause]

586
00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:19,468
I can't turn it off!

587
00:19:19,502 --> 00:19:20,744
Thank you!

588
00:19:20,779 --> 00:19:22,471
And the Honorable Mention Award

589
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:24,680
for Onstage Chemistry
goes to...

590
00:19:24,714 --> 00:19:27,751
Tina Belcher and
Jimmy Pesto Junior!

591
00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:28,856
[audience applauds]Go, Tina!

592
00:19:28,891 --> 00:19:30,098
What?!

593
00:19:30,134 --> 00:19:31,548
"Onstage Chemistry"?

594
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:33,032
That's almost as good
as offstage chemistry.

595
00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:34,932
Why don't you two nerds
go have wizard babies?

596
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,174
Enjoy your prize.

597
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,555
A $50 gift
certificate from

598
00:19:37,589 --> 00:19:39,833
Wands! Wands! Wands!
magic shop.

599
00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:41,558
Cannot be applied to
the purchase of wands.

600
00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:42,836
Sweet. Thanks, Tina.

601
00:19:42,871 --> 00:19:45,769
Don't thank me,
thank my lips.

602
00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:47,220
Thanks, lips!

603
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:48,427
See ya!

604
00:19:48,462 --> 00:19:49,671
[sighs]

605
00:19:49,704 --> 00:19:51,500
Now I see him, now I don't.

606
00:19:51,535 --> 00:19:53,674
Way to go, Tina!
Your trick was the best!

607
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:55,020
Everyone was
talking about it.

608
00:19:55,055 --> 00:19:56,953
Thanks, Mom.
Cool if we don't hug?

609
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,231
So you won
the Honorable Mention

610
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:00,750
Onstage Chemistry award.

611
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:01,923
That's something, right?

612
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:03,236
No, I've thought
about it

613
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,582
and I don't think
it is anything.

614
00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:05,858
Meanwhile,

615
00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:07,344
I picked my first pocket.

616
00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:08,896
Sazerac's.

617
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,864
Oh, the "Enemies
of Magic" book.

618
00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:12,797
Thanks, Louise,
but I already tore my name out

619
00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:14,247
and look what I put in.

620
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:15,696
Wait, what is this?

621
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:18,458
"Look on the back of
the page you tore out."

622
00:20:20,079 --> 00:20:23,152
"Dear Bob, I knew this
is how it would end...

623
00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:25,153
SAZERAC:
"...you sneaking into
my dressing room,

624
00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:26,569
"licking my cold-cuts,

625
00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:28,260
"and ripping your name
out of the book,

626
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:30,056
which I then let Louise
take from my pocket."

627
00:20:30,089 --> 00:20:31,608
He letme
take it?!

628
00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:33,714
Wow.
That guy is good.

629
00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:35,405
Yeah, he's great!There's a P.S.

630
00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:37,442
SAZERAC:
"P.S. I farted on the meat!"

631
00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:39,444
Oh! Oh, God!

632
00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,999
Oh!Well, I hope you learned
your lesson, Bob.

633
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,277
Don't lick meat.
Disagree.

634
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,281
♪ Shoop-shoop,
shoop-shoop... ♪

635
00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:51,801
♪ Shoop-shoop,
shoop-shoop ♪

636
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:54,563
♪ It's not magic,
it's tragic ♪

637
00:20:54,597 --> 00:20:56,184
♪ Shoop-shoop,
shoop-shoop... ♪

638
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:58,153
♪ Who should take
the straitjacket? ♪

639
00:20:58,186 --> 00:21:00,568
♪ Shoop-shoop,
shoop-shoop... ♪

640
00:21:00,604 --> 00:21:03,400
♪ It's not magic,
it's tragic ♪

641
00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:04,987
♪ Shoop-shoop...

642
00:21:05,021 --> 00:21:08,957
[vocalists scatting]

643
00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:13,582
♪ It's not magic,
it's tragic ♪

644
00:21:13,616 --> 00:21:15,826
♪ Who should take
the straitjacket? ♪

645
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,277
♪ Abracadabra, ca-da!