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LOUISE:
Ugh, even stripes don't help.

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His body's an enigma.

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Do they make an apron
with a control top?

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I think you
look pretty, Dad.

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Stop it. I just want
a plain white one.

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You can't wear white.
You're not a virgin.Gene.

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Hey, there's Mr. Frond.

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Oh, hello,
Belcher family.

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Classy martini set.

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The name's Frond. James Frond.

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I've got a license to...
counsel.

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Double-oh-so-sad.

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Louise, be nice.

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Why? It's Mr. Frond.

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Ah, Tina, since
I caught you,

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your Home Ec teacher Mrs. Woods
is going on disability.

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O-M-G. Is she okay?Obviously, I can't share
confidential details.

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All I can say is,
she's a drug addict.

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So, until she comes back,
we're folding Home Ec in

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with Metal Shop.
Metal Shop?

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Say good-bye
to your fingers.

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You can build
metal fingers.

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Boy, it's a shame
to cancel Home Ec.

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I mean, everybody needs to learn
how to cook, right?

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A lot of kids
aren't lucky enough

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to grow up in a restaurant.

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Oh! So that's what
you tell yourself.Well, Bob,

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maybe you'd like to fill in
as a substitute, huh?

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Me, teach? Wow, I mean, I can't.

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I-I've got the restaurant
to run. But...

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it is an honor
to pass on what you know

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to the next generation,
right?

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I mean, I might even
change some lives.

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What's wrong with Dad?Frond is right!
I can teach kids!

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Mmm...
I did it
with you, Gene.

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[blows raspberry]What the hell,
let's do it.

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Wow, this will be great. I've
never been teacher's pet before.

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But now I have a huge head start
because Dad already likes me.

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Like is a strong word.

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Teacher's pet, the gold star
of gold stars.

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[jazzy music playing]

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[applause]

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Mmm...

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Ahh...

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What are you doing, Tina?

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Nothing.

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You'll see.

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Well, here I am,
all set for my first day.

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Oh, my God.
You look so handsome!

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Just like Richard Dreyfuss
in Mr. Holland's Old Penis.

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Um...Why are you carrying
Mom's old purse?

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Oh. I-I thought it kind of
looked like a briefcase.

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Go ahead and use it. But let me
take out my pepper spray.

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Unless you want
to cook with it.
[chuckles]

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If it's anything like
butter spray, I'm in!

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Guys, remember, at
school, I'm Mr. Belcher,

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so treat me like you would
any other substitute teacher.

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That means you get
a mean nickname

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and we assume you live
a horribly depressing life.

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In this case,
we know it's true.

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Bob, you're getting
a nickname! Fun!

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Mr. Belt-Stretcher.Ha!

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GENE:
Mr. Bowel-Chair.

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No, Dr. Fart!

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Alphonso Poo Poo Fatty III.

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Those are kind of
all not very good.

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Hmm, Bowel-Chair, pretty good.All right, let's
go to school.

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Let me try a squirt
of that pepper spray.

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[screaming]

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Oh, actually,
not so bad.

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LINDA:
Aw, what's the matter, Teddy?

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You're actually chewing
your food instead of

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throwing your head back
like a duck.
[groans]

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I got to go to my cousin's
wedding this weekend

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and I'm dreading it.
Oh.

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Is this the cousin you got
to second base with?

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No, that was my second cousin
and it was third base.What is it then?

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There's always dancing
at weddings, and I can't dance.

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You know, Teddy, I could
teach you how to dance.
I taught myself,

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and look at me.
[tunefully grunting]That is impressive.

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Right?I don't know. I mean, the
wedding's in three days.

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That's plenty of time.
It's maybe's too much time.

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Can they move it up?
[chuckles]
I don't think so.

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They already rented
a bounce house.Bounce house?

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Yeah, pretty shi-shi.

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[school bell rings]

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[indistinct chatter]Hello, class.

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I'm, uh, Mr. Belcher,
your substitute.

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I will be teaching you,
but I also look forward

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to each one of you-- whoa--
teaching me.

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Nice purse, Mr. B.!

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[laughter]It's a... it's a briefcase.

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Man purse!No, it's not a man purse.

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ZEKE: Purse!Anyway, what have you guys
covered so far?

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Pies? Omelets? Maybe
you've tackled a casserole?

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One time we made popsicles
out of juice.

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And then we made juice
by melting popsicles.

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Oh, wait, that was
in science.

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We don't cook in Home Ec.
We watch educational movies.

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And I do funny commentary.Zeke's really funny.

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[chuckles]
'Prec. So put in
a flick Mr. B.

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No, no, no. Today, why don't
we actually do a little cooking?

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Cooking's stupid!
The only cooking I do

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is an Indian burn!
[cackling]Ah! Zeke, it burns!

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Gotcha! I'm gonna
go get your neck!
Zeke!

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Zeke, let him go.

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Play the movie!

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CLASS:
Movie! Movie! Movie!

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Movie! Movie! Movie!Alphonso Poo
Poo Fatty III!

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Dr. Fart!

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Alphonso Poo Poo Fatty III!

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[indistinct shouting]

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I have pepper spray in my purse,
and I will use it!

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Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies!

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You're animals!
You're all animals!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on in here?

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Calm down, children.

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Here's your movie.
[sighs]

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♪ I'm here
to teach you Home Ec ♪

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♪ It'll only take a sec

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Nothing to make fun of yet.

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I'm really
enjoying it so far.

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Kids are horrible.

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Why do we keep making them?

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Do you need a hug?No. Kind of. No.

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All right, Bob,
I should have explained.

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Home Ec isn't
for honor students.

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It's where dumb-dumbs
learn to make ice.

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You know my daughter's
in that class, right?

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Yes, Bob, I do.

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Okay, but shouldn't we be...

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challenging these kids?

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What? Like a fight?

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I don't want to fight
those kids.

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Maybe the girls, but...No, teaching them.

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Teaching them how to cook.

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Bob, the movies mellow them out.

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[chuckling]:
It's not like we can slip meds
into their milk.

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Anymore.What?

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Hmm? I got to go.
I g-got lots to do.Wait. Di... But I'm not go...

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I don't want to go back
in there. Frond...[muttering quickly]

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TEDDY:
So, what's the easiest step?

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No steps. If I wanted
to see steps,

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I'd go to a staircase.Right.

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Everyone's a dancer. You're
probably dancing all day long,

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you don't even know it. There!
You just tugged up your pants

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to cover up your butt crack.
Now, that could be a move.

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Okay, tug and wiggle,
tug and wiggle. Right?

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Tug and wiggle,
tug and wiggle.

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Now let's make your boom-boom
jiggle. Come on.

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[scatting]

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[scatting]

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There he is.
[gasp]

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Look at you.Bill Cosby's got
nothing on me.

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Hey, guys.Hey, how was Home Ec?

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Keep it goin', Teddy.
TINA:
It was fun.

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[whispers]:
Mr. Belcher totally lost
control of the class.

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Dad did great.

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He broke down
and cried quicker

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than any
substitute teacher ever.

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I didn't cry.

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Well, the rumor
that I started says otherwise.

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I started a rumor
you wear diapers.

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But so far,
no traction.

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No, I heard that.
Yes!

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LINDA:
Nah, just quit, Bob.

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You always have
a job at Bob's Burgers.

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Yeah, that'll cheer him up.

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No. You know what. I'm not
gonna quit on those kids.

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I just have to find
a way to reach them.

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[panting]:
Should I still be dancing?
I'm having chest pains.

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Keep goin'![grunts]

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BOB:
Sorry I was all up

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in your grill about

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cooking yesterday.
[chuckles]

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Don't try
to be our friend.

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Um, all right,
well, let's fire up

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Chester the Home Ec-ster

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Meets Dustin
the Dusting Cowboy.

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Those two are always
gettin' into it.

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Oh, anybody want
some microwave popcorn

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to go with the movie?

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Whoops, I ripped the bag.

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[groans]
Now we can't
have popcorn! Idiot.

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Hey, everybody, maybe there's
anotherway to make popcorn.

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He's trying to microwave
without a microwave.

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Mr. B.'s lost it.
God, he's lost it!

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Let's see where
he goes with this.

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Oh, my God!
What's happening?!

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We're cooking, Jocelyn.
That's what's happening.

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What's cooking?Aw, poop, he tricked us!

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Or, aw, poop,
he taughtus.

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It smells like real
microwave popcorn.

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Hey, who wants to make
some kettlecorn?

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Me!
Me!
I do.

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You rock,
Mr. Belcher.

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All right, Anthony.
Down low, too slow.

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Oh. You got there in time.

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[sighs].
Come on. There's a line?

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That was a great class,
Mr. Belcher.

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Calm down, kiddo.Sorry, Zeke,
I just got carried away.

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Nah, we're cool and all
but just shut up sometimes.

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Right. Got it.Shut it! Jimmy Jr., shut it!

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Your dad's really cool.

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He's married!
To a friend of mine!

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What the heck happened here?

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I'm not sure. I think Dad
might be a great teacher.

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Your dad rules!Hey, I don't appreciate
your lack of sarcasm.

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[sighs]
There's a lot of competition
for teacher's pet.

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It's a real petting
zoo in there.

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LINDA:
And shake it and shake it
and shake it

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and shake it and...
Aw, stop shakin' it.[grunting]

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Whew.Teddy, I'm gonna be frank, okay?

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You got the moves
but there's no fire.

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[growls]
I got no fire!
No, it's okay

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because weddings
have firewater.

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Firewater?
Yes.

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What is firewater?It's alcohol.

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Right. Okay.It's been helpin' men
dance at weddings

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since the beginning
of time. Come on.

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You chug-a-lug
and cut a rug!

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Well, I got to fix a roof
later but this is important.

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[guzzling]
Attaboy!

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Will not be the first time
I've fallen off a roof.

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Hi, I was wondering

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if I could
borrow an egg?

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I'm Bob, the substitute
Home Ec teacher.

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Well, well, well, Mr. Bob
the substitute Home Ec teacher

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comes into my kitchen
and wants to borrow a egg.

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If you don't have
one, it's fine.No, let's get you that egg.

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Oh, thank you.
Here it is.

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That's not an egg.
That's your middle finger.

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If you don't want it
sunny-side up, I can make it

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over easy.
Finger upside
down, got it.

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Want to see scrambled?

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Jeez, it's a little
aggressive down here.

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00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:18,014
I mean,
aren't we on the same team?

238
00:08:18,048 --> 00:08:19,428
We both work for the school.

239
00:08:19,463 --> 00:08:21,810
I don't. I work
for Caf-Co Food Services.

240
00:08:21,846 --> 00:08:26,160
And Caf-Co has a strict policy
against lending eggs to Bob.

241
00:08:26,194 --> 00:08:28,230
All right, well, I'll find an
egg someplace else, I guess.

242
00:08:28,266 --> 00:08:32,028
[laughs]
Just messing with you.

243
00:08:32,062 --> 00:08:34,065
Seriously, I've got a dozen
over here on the shelf.

244
00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:36,376
[chuckles] Jeez, she
really had me going.[chuckling]: I know.

245
00:08:36,412 --> 00:08:39,346
Fu... That's funny.Here you go. Here you go.

246
00:08:39,379 --> 00:08:41,381
[sighs]
Uh, I got it.Here you go. Here you go.

247
00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:43,695
You got a basket for these? Huh?Yeah, no...
I'm all set, thank...

248
00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:46,008
Thank you. Thanks for your help.All right.
Take care, Bob.

249
00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:48,078
Have a nice day.Yeah, you, too.
Can you believe that guy?

250
00:08:48,113 --> 00:08:49,838
Substitute.

251
00:08:49,874 --> 00:08:52,221
Okay, someone taste this soup
and tell me what it needs.

252
00:08:52,254 --> 00:08:54,740
Oh, look, he chose me.
Okay, fine, I'll do it.

253
00:08:54,774 --> 00:08:56,259
Um... salt.

254
00:08:56,293 --> 00:08:58,296
I know that because I pay
attention in class,

255
00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,538
and I'm not texting like Jocelyn

256
00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:00,884
or late like Peter.

257
00:09:00,918 --> 00:09:02,886
Uh, someone else?
Zeke, you want to try?

258
00:09:02,921 --> 00:09:04,440
I don't need
this stuff, Mr. B.

259
00:09:04,474 --> 00:09:06,269
I ain't goin' to college.Just try it, Zeke.

260
00:09:06,303 --> 00:09:07,581
Nope! I can't do it.Well, no...

261
00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:08,616
Zeke.No!

262
00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:09,789
No one will laugh at you.

263
00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:11,480
[groans]
All right. Might as well try

264
00:09:11,515 --> 00:09:13,725
to Zeke it up, I guess.
[slurps]

265
00:09:13,759 --> 00:09:16,383
[smacking]
Let's see what we got.
All right.

266
00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:18,591
Uh, let's try some
of this leafy stuff.

267
00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,767
Some of these orange flakes
that look like fish food.

268
00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:23,251
[sniffing, groans]
Forget it, forget it.

269
00:09:23,286 --> 00:09:25,149
Let's invite some
of this to the party!

270
00:09:25,184 --> 00:09:26,945
Ooh, la, la.

271
00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:28,740
Paprika? Eureka!

272
00:09:28,774 --> 00:09:30,639
Get your ass in here, girl!

273
00:09:30,673 --> 00:09:33,951
[laughing]:
Oh, man. [mutters] Oh, boy.

274
00:09:33,986 --> 00:09:36,161
All right, I
probably wrecked it.

275
00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:38,611
It's... unbelievable.

276
00:09:38,647 --> 00:09:40,130
Shut up.It's amazing.

277
00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:42,304
No.Zeke, you may have
a perfect palate.

278
00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:43,582
Do you know how rare that is?

279
00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,480
Get out of my mouth,
Mr. B.! Stop it!

280
00:09:45,514 --> 00:09:47,897
Zeke, you can't run away
from your gift!
No! No! No!

281
00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:50,590
I can teach you!
Zeke, don't shut me out![blowing raspberries]

282
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,798
You've got to...
You've got give it a...Shut up! Shut up! Go to hell!

283
00:09:52,832 --> 00:09:55,663
You've got to give it
a chance, Zeke!
Go to hell!

284
00:09:55,697 --> 00:09:58,080
All right, I'll try it.

285
00:09:58,114 --> 00:10:01,014
Just don't start something
you can't finish, Mr. B.

286
00:10:01,048 --> 00:10:03,292
I won't let you down, Zeke.

287
00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:05,086
Anyhow, the soup
wasn't perfect.

288
00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,744
Tina put too
much salt in it.

289
00:10:06,778 --> 00:10:08,261
Go to hell, Zeke.

290
00:10:08,297 --> 00:10:10,989
♪ La, la

291
00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:13,577
♪ La, la, la, la, la

292
00:10:14,509 --> 00:10:17,133
♪ La, la, la,
la, la ♪

293
00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:19,169
♪ La, la

294
00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:21,690
♪ La, la, la, la, la.

295
00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:24,658
[sniffs] Smells great.Yeah, we should
eat it right now.

296
00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:25,934
Hey, you guys aren't
in this class.

297
00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:27,350
Please?It smells so good.

298
00:10:27,384 --> 00:10:29,351
We'll pay.With our lunch money.

299
00:10:29,386 --> 00:10:31,354
You guys, we're not
a restaurant. Go away.

300
00:10:31,389 --> 00:10:33,494
Well, wait, we could be.No, we're not.

301
00:10:33,528 --> 00:10:35,530
Well, that's the "Ec"
of "Home Ec."

302
00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:37,290
A-a restaurant.Oh.

303
00:10:37,326 --> 00:10:39,052
Yeah, a Home Ec-staurant.

304
00:10:39,086 --> 00:10:41,157
Jocelyn, you can do your salads.Yay, salad!

305
00:10:41,192 --> 00:10:44,057
Peter, you can be
our beverage guy.What's a beverage?

306
00:10:44,091 --> 00:10:45,851
Jimmy Jr.,
can you handle the money?

307
00:10:45,885 --> 00:10:48,163
I have a calculator.
You do the math.

308
00:10:48,198 --> 00:10:49,682
And for our head chef,

309
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:53,134
the person who will
wield the spatula... Tina?

310
00:10:53,168 --> 00:10:54,894
Yes?Can you hand this to Zeke?

311
00:10:54,929 --> 00:10:56,897
[dramatic sting]Hell, yes!

312
00:10:56,932 --> 00:10:58,899
[grunts]Tina, give it to him.

313
00:10:58,933 --> 00:10:59,969
[groaning]
Come on, let go.

314
00:11:00,004 --> 00:11:01,418
Tina, give him the spatula.

315
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,833
Let go, Tina.
[grunting]

316
00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:04,215
Let go of it, Tina!

317
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:05,664
We want to eat!
Let go of it, Tina.

318
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,701
Give it to Zeke.
Give it to Zeke.
Tina!

319
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:10,221
Where are all
the food holes?

320
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,878
Huh?The rest of the kids.

321
00:11:11,912 --> 00:11:13,500
Maybe they're
at the Home Ec-staurant?

322
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:14,880
The Home Ec-sta
what?!Back up!

323
00:11:14,914 --> 00:11:16,399
Home Ec-staurant.Home Ec-sta what?!

324
00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:17,918
Aah! I can't breathe.Home Ec-sta what?!

325
00:11:17,952 --> 00:11:20,196
Can't breathe! Aah!You're useless! Useless!

326
00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:22,267
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hildy's sorry.

327
00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:24,580
Here, take an extra, uh,
black and white bar.

328
00:11:24,614 --> 00:11:26,029
[indistinct crowd chatter]

329
00:11:26,063 --> 00:11:27,894
Yeah, we got a problem.

330
00:11:27,927 --> 00:11:29,447
No, it's Hildy.

331
00:11:32,932 --> 00:11:34,727
Look at us, we're packed.

332
00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:37,350
Yeah, we're busier than a monkey
with six dingalings! Order up!

333
00:11:37,385 --> 00:11:39,836
Come on, Jocelyn, get
your head out of your butt!Oh.

334
00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:41,873
How am I doing on
dishwashing, Mr. Belcher?

335
00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:43,599
Good, Tina. Of course, kids are
licking the plates clean,

336
00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:46,049
so it's kind of
easy, right?
No.

337
00:11:46,084 --> 00:11:48,086
Yeah, if we're gonna keep up,
we need more manpower.

338
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,053
No, no, no, no, no!No! no...

339
00:11:50,087 --> 00:11:51,640
You don't want me.
I'm a terrible employee!

340
00:11:51,676 --> 00:11:53,091
Check my references!

341
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,540
And Gene's the one
who trained me.

342
00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:56,094
I didn't even listen.

343
00:11:56,129 --> 00:11:58,027
Gene, you're a waiter,
Louise, you're hostess.

344
00:11:58,062 --> 00:12:00,754
We need to turn
some tables!
Fine!

345
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,273
Hello. How was everything?

346
00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:03,756
Guess you didn't like it!

347
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,413
Ha, ha, just kidding.

348
00:12:05,447 --> 00:12:07,553
So unless there's anything else,
maybe you should go now.

349
00:12:07,587 --> 00:12:09,211
Ga-up, up, up,
up, up, up.

350
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:11,109
Drive safe. Thanks for coming.
Come again.

351
00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:12,731
I got an open two-top here!

352
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,320
Give me a bald Kelly Ripa
and a canoe with a brick!

353
00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:17,495
Chicken taco, no sour cream,
plus a brownie-- you got it.

354
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,668
Really? Ididn't even
know what I meant.

355
00:12:19,703 --> 00:12:21,222
I think I'm a
great waiter!

356
00:12:21,256 --> 00:12:22,602
I think
I'm a great hostess!

357
00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,328
Maybe we've
always been great.

358
00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:26,745
Yeah! And we've just been
working in a sucky restaurant.

359
00:12:27,918 --> 00:12:30,783
[sighs]
I guess I know where I belong.

360
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,787
Hi. I want to transfer
into Metal Shop.

361
00:12:33,822 --> 00:12:35,306
[deep, sinister voice]:
Come in.

362
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,962
LINDA:
Part of dancing

363
00:12:36,996 --> 00:12:38,585
is finding a partner, okay?

364
00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:40,448
So go ask that guy
to dance.
Um...

365
00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:41,794
Do it.
What if he says no?

366
00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:43,313
Make him say yes
with your body.

367
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,659
With my body, right.

368
00:12:44,693 --> 00:12:46,144
[laughs]:
Right, yeah.

369
00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:47,801
No, I don't
want to dance.

370
00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,250
What about now?

371
00:12:49,284 --> 00:12:50,700
[groaning]

372
00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:52,701
Okay.
[groaning]

373
00:12:52,736 --> 00:12:56,465
Hey, Bob, I made this guy
say yes with my body.
Great.

374
00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:58,500
Enjoying yourself, sir?Yeah, this is all right.

375
00:12:58,536 --> 00:12:59,847
Hey, you're home
from school early.

376
00:12:59,881 --> 00:13:01,607
Well, I'm going back.

377
00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:03,298
I'm just grabbing some plates
for the second restaurant.

378
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,852
What second restaurant?The home ec class.

379
00:13:04,886 --> 00:13:06,336
Now it's a home
ec-staurant.

380
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,683
Lin, this teaching
thing is unbelievable.

381
00:13:08,717 --> 00:13:10,099
I'm changing kids' lives!

382
00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:11,548
Me, too! I feel
exactly the same!

383
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:12,929
I changed Teddy's life!

384
00:13:12,964 --> 00:13:15,311
BOB:
Um, uh, I don't
know if we're

385
00:13:15,346 --> 00:13:16,933
feeling quite the
same thing, Lin.

386
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,658
I mean Teddy's one
life, and he's old.

387
00:13:18,693 --> 00:13:20,144
Not that it's
a competition.

388
00:13:20,177 --> 00:13:21,938
No, of course not,
but, uh...

389
00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:23,456
I bet none of your students
can do this.

390
00:13:23,491 --> 00:13:24,803
Come on, lift that guy up.
Lift him up.

391
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,943
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no![grunting]

392
00:13:26,977 --> 00:13:28,393
See that?
[whimpering]

393
00:13:28,427 --> 00:13:29,842
I got him up!
He's up.

394
00:13:29,878 --> 00:13:31,500
I'm gonna spin!Light! Light!
Light! Light!

395
00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:33,536
Kevin, are those new pants?

396
00:13:33,571 --> 00:13:35,297
Cindy, Ray,
are you two back together?

397
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:36,711
So happy.

398
00:13:36,745 --> 00:13:38,369
Hey, Paul,
when's the cast coming off?

399
00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:40,750
Stop using those crutches
as a crutch. [laughs]

400
00:13:40,784 --> 00:13:42,890
David, come here. Sorry about
your parents' divorce.

401
00:13:42,924 --> 00:13:44,650
It's not your fault.
I love you, man.

402
00:13:44,684 --> 00:13:47,240
Donald, the rat tail--
it's coming back!

403
00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:48,654
Okay, I'm going
to the bathroom now.

404
00:13:48,688 --> 00:13:50,000
I'm going to stop talking.

405
00:13:50,036 --> 00:13:51,519
[sighs, liquid pouring,
footsteps]

406
00:13:51,553 --> 00:13:52,970
Aah!

407
00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:54,418
I didn't mean
to startle you.

408
00:13:54,453 --> 00:13:56,042
Just wanted to check in
with the new lunch lady.

409
00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:57,732
I-I'm not a
lunch lady.

410
00:13:57,767 --> 00:14:00,253
You sell lunches to kids,
you got a little mustache.

411
00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:02,186
Occupied!

412
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,394
Well, I-I should probably
get back to my classroom.

413
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:05,879
Not so fast.

414
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,363
Wash your hands.
That's disgusting.

415
00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:09,918
Oh, yeah, you kind of
threw me off my routine.

416
00:14:09,951 --> 00:14:11,850
Wash up.I prefer to do it myself.

417
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,230
You got to get
in there.

418
00:14:13,265 --> 00:14:14,854
Can you not wash my hands?

419
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,407
Hotter water. I got to get
hotter water on this.

420
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:18,684
You're hurting me.
That's really hot.

421
00:14:18,719 --> 00:14:21,929
Ow! Oh! Oh, God!

422
00:14:21,963 --> 00:14:23,379
Oh, God... Ah.

423
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:24,759
Now that you're all
cleaned up,

424
00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:26,381
there's someone
who wants to talk to you.

425
00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:31,076
Get in the back.

426
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:31,904
"Get in the back"?

427
00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,286
Lift the thing

428
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,081
on the side,
the seat slides forward.

429
00:14:35,115 --> 00:14:37,254
Crawl under the seat
belt. I'll hold it up.

430
00:14:37,289 --> 00:14:38,912
Okay, um...

431
00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:40,809
Hello. I'm Mr. Platt.

432
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:42,432
"Michael Mauermann."

433
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:43,917
Mr. Mauermann retired.

434
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,366
My cards aren't
ready yet.

435
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,299
Trust me, they'll
look quite similar.

436
00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:48,956
"Caf-Co Food Services."

437
00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,820
Bob, we have an
exclusive contract

438
00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:52,926
that you are in
violation thereof.

439
00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:55,376
Come on, your big corporation
has a problem

440
00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:57,067
with kids making food
for other kids?

441
00:14:57,102 --> 00:14:58,898
Definitely.

442
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,451
If it's bigger than a bake sale,
they call Michael Mauermann,

443
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,937
and they reach me because
I have his number now,

444
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,594
and I shut it down.

445
00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:08,493
Well, I was hired by Mr. Frond,
so, take it up with him.

446
00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:10,736
Oh. I already have.[car door opens]

447
00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:12,289
Sorry I'm late.

448
00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:13,774
I thought we were meeting
in that hatchback over there.

449
00:15:13,808 --> 00:15:15,293
Hmm.
Bob, could you
please...?
[scoffs]

450
00:15:15,327 --> 00:15:16,673
Make a little room.Could you...?

451
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,503
Yeah.
Yup.
Yes.

452
00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:19,952
And I'm not gonna
sit on the hump!Can you be polite, Bob?

453
00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:21,505
Just move over.
Thank you.
Thank you.

454
00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:22,956
Well, I don't want
to sit on your lap, so...

455
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,440
Uh...
I don't want
you to, either.

456
00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:25,958
Bob, the administration
is siding with Caf-Co.

457
00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,477
You are to close
the Home Ec-staurant,

458
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,480
and go back to movies,
or you're fired.

459
00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,274
No. I-I won't do it to the kids.

460
00:15:31,308 --> 00:15:34,692
Then out you go!
[grunting]What are you doing?

461
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,764
Open the door so I can
push him out, Mr. Frond.Can you not do that?

462
00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:39,697
I mean, I can just curl up in
the seat here and let him go by.

463
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,111
Well, if you would shimmy
forward, now, now...

464
00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:42,871
You know, all you need
to do is move.

465
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:44,701
You're pushing my neck.I-I want to
push you out.

466
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,496
You're... Stop pushing me.
I'll just get out.

467
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,601
And here it comes.
Got you. Ha, ha!

468
00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:50,120
No, you didn't.Well, yes, I did.

469
00:15:50,155 --> 00:15:51,673
I pushed you out,
and you're fired.

470
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:53,469
So, double burn on you.I got out on my own.

471
00:15:53,504 --> 00:15:55,091
Well, then, uh...
you're rehired.

472
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,024
Get back in the car.No. I'm not falling for that.

473
00:15:57,058 --> 00:15:58,784
No, just... just sit down
on the edge of the seat here.

474
00:15:58,818 --> 00:16:00,889
No, I'm walking away now.
Thank you.
You...

475
00:16:04,514 --> 00:16:05,860
[goofy singing]

476
00:16:05,894 --> 00:16:07,138
Now you.

477
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:08,621
Not bad, Lin,
but what about...

478
00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:10,831
♪ Baba, bada, ba-ba,
ba-bada-bup. ♪

479
00:16:10,865 --> 00:16:13,110
Yeah, that's okay, Teddy,
for people who can't do this,

480
00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:15,525
and this and that
and that and that!

481
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,182
Maybe you were
thinking of this!

482
00:16:17,216 --> 00:16:18,701
Ooh, ah, ooh-ooh, ah!

483
00:16:18,735 --> 00:16:20,495
Ow, my face!
Oh, my God, Lin!

484
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:22,740
[groaning]
Aah!

485
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,224
This was a bad idea.

486
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:25,846
I should never dance.
I should never dance!

487
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,193
No, Teddy. This is what
dancing's all about.

488
00:16:28,227 --> 00:16:30,161
Not holding back,
taking chances!

489
00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:32,576
Yeah, sometimes people get hit
in the mouth. So what?

490
00:16:32,611 --> 00:16:34,027
You're not...
you're not mad?

491
00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:36,649
Mad? Teddy,
I'm as proud as can be.

492
00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:38,066
I got nothing more
to teach you.

493
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,413
The only thing left
to do now is...
Kiss?

494
00:16:40,447 --> 00:16:42,346
No! What? No! Dance.

495
00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:43,760
Dance out that door.

496
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,038
It's your graduation.

497
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,523
♪ Teddy knows how
to dance now ♪

498
00:16:47,557 --> 00:16:49,836
♪ He is ready for the wedding.

499
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:51,527
Come on, get out
the door, move it.

500
00:16:51,562 --> 00:16:53,390
♪ Get out of
the restaurant ♪Aah!

501
00:16:53,426 --> 00:16:55,703
♪ I want you
to leave now. ♪♪ Ah, ooh-ooh, ah!

502
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:59,259
♪ When your underpants
are streaky and your socks ♪

503
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:01,089
♪ Are smelling freaky,
get some bleach. ♪

504
00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:02,054
[groans]

505
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:03,677
Oh, uh, sorry.

506
00:17:03,711 --> 00:17:05,782
I, uh... I just
need to get a couple things.

507
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,232
[gasps]
It's Mr. B!

508
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,061
Save us, please!

509
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,409
We don't want to watch movies,
Mr. Belcher! We want you!

510
00:17:11,443 --> 00:17:14,067
Yeah, we want to, like,
cook stuff! We miss you.

511
00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:15,413
Look, kids, I'm sorry.

512
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:16,794
This-this wasn't
my idea. I...

513
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,209
Come on, Mr. Belcher,
you got to stay.

514
00:17:18,243 --> 00:17:19,900
Come on!
Okay, okay, okay.

515
00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:21,349
Okay, okay, okay,
children, children.

516
00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:23,627
Okay, everyone, hush.
Watch the movie.

517
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,458
Bob, take your plates
and go.

518
00:17:25,491 --> 00:17:27,942
Wait.

519
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:33,154
Mr. B.
[gasps]

520
00:17:35,156 --> 00:17:36,916
Stop it!

521
00:17:36,951 --> 00:17:39,436
That's a huge waste
of popcorn.

522
00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:41,163
[bags tearing]

523
00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:45,615
Get out, Bob!

524
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,617
Caf-Co won. You're done.

525
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:50,068
Meat is done, not people!

526
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,278
I just felt a little tingly
there when you said that.

527
00:17:52,311 --> 00:17:55,798
Listen, we can't win this war,
but maybe we can go out cooking.

528
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:58,214
What if we serve this school
one more lunch?

529
00:17:58,249 --> 00:18:00,147
The Home Ec-staurant
is closed!

530
00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:03,943
Everyone's already down in
the cafeteria anyway. It's over.

531
00:18:03,979 --> 00:18:06,499
Yeah, they are,
so we go to them.

532
00:18:09,846 --> 00:18:13,298
Let's get this chow-wagon
rollin' to Mouth Town, everyone!

533
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,403
I'm telling
Mr. Platt.

534
00:18:15,439 --> 00:18:18,027
What do we make,
Mr. Belcher?
Burgers!

535
00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:19,269
Burgers, really?

536
00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:21,134
Wait. That...
We don't want burgers?

537
00:18:21,169 --> 00:18:22,686
No! No, no, no!
That's good. That's fine.

538
00:18:22,721 --> 00:18:24,309
I thought burg...
Okay, well, we could...

539
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:26,035
No, sounds like you're
married to burgers, so...

540
00:18:26,069 --> 00:18:27,968
Burgers!Thought I heard "braised
lamb shank" is all.

541
00:18:28,002 --> 00:18:30,625
GENE:
Great, after I bought all
those gift certificates!

542
00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:32,111
Well, I can't go back
to my old job.

543
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,663
I burned a lot
of bridges there!

544
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:36,424
To the cafeteria!
Gene, Louise, hop on!

545
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:37,875
LOUISE:
Okay.
GENE:
All right.

546
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,358
It's the mobile
Home Ec-staurant.

547
00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:41,603
Tina, how are we fixed
on dishes?

548
00:18:41,636 --> 00:18:43,155
Tina? Where's Tina?

549
00:18:43,191 --> 00:18:45,019
She transferred
to Metal Shop,

550
00:18:45,054 --> 00:18:47,125
because her home ec teacher was
treating her like day-old bread.

551
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,781
Tina transferred?

552
00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:50,508
Oh, my God, I-I didn't even
realize she was gone.

553
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,786
Wait. Everybody stop.
Which way is Metal Shop?

554
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,374
[metallic clinking,
whirring]

555
00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:56,652
Look, I welded a piece of metal
to a piece of metal.

556
00:18:56,686 --> 00:18:58,032
Hi. I'm Tina.

557
00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:58,895
Tina!

558
00:18:58,930 --> 00:18:59,965
Hello, Mr. Belcher.

559
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,069
What are you doing here?

560
00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:02,519
Really cool things with metal.

561
00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:04,003
At least I'm teacher's pet
somewhere.

562
00:19:04,038 --> 00:19:05,867
No, that's
Jeremy.
Oh.

563
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:08,630
Tina, I'm sorry I didn't pay
enough attention to you.

564
00:19:08,663 --> 00:19:10,045
I-I've never taught
a class before.

565
00:19:10,078 --> 00:19:11,736
I didn't know how
to treat my own kid.

566
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,531
I wanted to be your
favorite student, not Zeke.

567
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:17,224
But you're already
my favorite... eldest daughter.

568
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,984
I can't do
anything right!

569
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,538
Come with us, Tina.

570
00:19:20,573 --> 00:19:22,471
We're gonna serve
one last lunch, and we need you.

571
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:23,540
To wash dishes?

572
00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:25,198
Yes! But you can
also do prep.

573
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,578
Okay.

574
00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:28,028
Bye, everyone.

575
00:19:28,063 --> 00:19:29,409
Bye, Jeremy.

576
00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:32,516
[Tina panting]

577
00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:34,863
There they are.

578
00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:36,346
Nice try, Bob,

579
00:19:36,382 --> 00:19:39,005
but your little food cart
escapade is over.

580
00:19:39,038 --> 00:19:40,317
Don't listen to him, kids.

581
00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:41,663
Keep pushing.
We need speed.

582
00:19:41,697 --> 00:19:43,009
Gene, get off.

583
00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:44,528
I just got
comfortable.

584
00:19:44,561 --> 00:19:46,425
Get off your cushion,
and do some pushin'!

585
00:19:46,461 --> 00:19:47,875
[Gene grunting]Stop!

586
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,602
Ramming speed!

587
00:19:49,635 --> 00:19:52,224
Oh, goodness, I am
jumping out of the way. Aah!

588
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,226
[clinking]

589
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,365
Oh, God,
it's collapsing.

590
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:59,163
I have something
we can use-- metal.

591
00:20:00,888 --> 00:20:03,097
The Home Ec-staurant
is back in business.

592
00:20:03,132 --> 00:20:05,789
LOUISE:
Come and get it, Wagstaff!

593
00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:09,553
[cheering and whooping]

594
00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:10,932
We got burgers!

595
00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:12,417
And tomatoes and onions
that I chopped,

596
00:20:12,451 --> 00:20:14,247
because I'm in charge of prep.

597
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,041
Joceyln's doing it, too,
but I'm more in charge than her.

598
00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:17,560
No, you're not.Yeah, he said that I was.

599
00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:18,941
MR. PLATT:
No. No,

600
00:20:18,976 --> 00:20:20,564
don't eat that!
Eat that!

601
00:20:20,597 --> 00:20:22,082
We need that money!
You... You,stop chewing!

602
00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:23,601
Hildy, get that food
out of his mouth!

603
00:20:23,635 --> 00:20:26,363
All of you,
eat the cafeteria lunch!

604
00:20:26,396 --> 00:20:27,950
Ah... forget it.

605
00:20:27,984 --> 00:20:29,883
Hildy, let's go
get drunk.

606
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:31,644
What do you mean,
"Getdrunk"?

607
00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:33,645
Yay! We did
it, Mr. B!

608
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,373
This will always be remembered,
till people forget.

609
00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:38,615
By the way, you guys
are all getting an A.[gasps]

610
00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:40,099
Oh, yeah!Yeah!
Yeah!

611
00:20:40,134 --> 00:20:42,067
Except for Tina.Yay...! Oh.

612
00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:44,381
A plus.
Thanks, Mr. Belcher.

613
00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:45,760
It's a pass-fail class.

614
00:20:45,796 --> 00:20:47,487
Oh, okay. Uh, pass plus.

615
00:20:47,521 --> 00:20:50,109
Hey, you want to take a break
and get something to eat?

616
00:20:50,144 --> 00:20:52,733
Belcher party of two, your
server will be right with you.

617
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:54,252
Hi. How's, uh,
everybody's day so far?

618
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,115
Getting better.Fantastic.

619
00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:58,153
I'll be back with some waters
and tell you about our specials.

620
00:20:58,186 --> 00:21:00,776
I could really use someone like
him back at the restaurant.

621
00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:04,642
Ooh, ah. Ooh, ah.

622
00:21:04,676 --> 00:21:06,609
I'm dancing
so high!

623
00:21:06,644 --> 00:21:09,577
I'm dancing so high!

624
00:21:09,613 --> 00:21:12,166
Someone get in here with me!

625
00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:14,962
Someone get in... Oh.

626
00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:17,482
Oh, God. Oh, no.

627
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,311
[retches]

628
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,141
[zippering]

629
00:21:21,175 --> 00:21:22,521
Do not come in here!

630
00:21:22,557 --> 00:21:23,971
Nobody come in here.

631
00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,628
Someone threw up
in the bounce house.

632
00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:27,631
Kids, kids, kids, you can't go
in the bounce house.

633
00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:29,115
Someone threw up in there.

634
00:21:29,148 --> 00:21:30,771
I don't know.
I don't what happened.

635
00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:33,705
I don't know what...
Who wants to dance?

636
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:36,501
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