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[rock music playing]

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♪ Yeah!

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♪ Yeah!

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We're Bad
Hair Day!

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Thank you!

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Wow!

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[laughs]
Okay.

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I think we know the winner
of this talent show.

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But we have one
more band. Uh...

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"The Ta-Ta's"?
Give it up.

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Um, hello. Hello?[microphone feedback screeching]

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[monotone]:
♪ We're the Ta-Ta's

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♪ And we're gonna rock ya

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♪ We like to cha-cha
and eat frittatas... ♪

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[crowd booing]

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[mumbling]BOY: Bring back Bad Hair Day!

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Oh, my face!

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LINDA:
Yeah.

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Uh-huh. Wait.
You want us to do what?!

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No, no, no.
No way.

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Debbie, no! De...

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I said no, Debbie!
Good-bye!

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What is Debbie's problem?!
And who is Debbie?

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She's organizing my 25-year
high school reunion.

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Why does that make you
so angry? Dish, girl.

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Because she wants my high school
band to play there,

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and I don't want to be
humiliated all over again!

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Right. Your reunion.

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So, are we going?
Are we not going?

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I mean, I'll do whatever.

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Eh, I don't think
I want to go now.

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Oh, thank God!
I'm confused.

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Why wouldn't they get
the other band?

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You know, the one that
totally dominated you guys

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at the talent show?

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What were they called?

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Bad Hair Day?Aah!

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Don't you speak those words
in this house!

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Bad hair day.
Doo!
Bad hair day.
Gah!

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Bad hair day.Dat!

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If you must know, Louise,

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we were not
Debbie's first choice

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or second or third.

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I think her exact words were,

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"I am desperate
and out of ideas."

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Eh, I wouldn't read
too much into that.

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Mom, time-out.
This is your big chance.

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Don't hide your Ta-Ta's
under a bush.

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You've got to get the band
back together

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and play at the reunion.

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Tina, shush!

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Sorry, but reunions
are horrible.

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High school is horrible.

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I mean, it'll be fine for you.

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Oh, good.

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Guess Dad doesn't
want to go.

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Look, it was fun when we were
just making up songs

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in Angie Moscatone's garage,

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but then it was horribly
ruined forever.

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Like three out of five
of my sexy parts

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after I had kids.
Destroyed.

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[groans]Bad Hair Day.

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Whoa! Go wash the
bathroom floor!

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What? No! I don't...Go wash it!

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We never wash floors!You scrub it!

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[scoffs] Play at the
reunion. [scoffs]

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Who wants to be
in a band anyway?

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Like I need to be laughed off
the stage again.

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♪ No, thank you

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♪ No, thank you!

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God, I sound good!

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Nobody sounds good
in the shower!

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♪ I'm a Ta-Ta
and I'm gonna rock ya ♪

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♪ I'm singing from the heart

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♪ I still got two out of five,
I still got two out of five ♪

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♪ I still got two out
of five sexy parts! Whoo! ♪

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Can you believe we laughed
at her at the talent show?

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We must be idiots.

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They wereall idiots!

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I'll show 'em!

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Bob, I changed my mind.

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I want to go to the reunion now.TINA:
Yeah!

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LOUISE:
Yeah! [whoops]
BOB:
Crap!

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Way to go, Mom!
Celebration flush!

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[toilet flushing]Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Buckle up, kids. Time to
get the band back together.

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♪ We got Angie on the drums ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah!♪

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♪ We got Patsy on the bass ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah!♪

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♪ Nancy on guitar ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah!♪

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♪ And the last one
is your Aunt Gayle ♪

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♪ And I know she's
gonna say yes ♪

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♪ 'Cause she always loved this
band, and she's my sister! ♪

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No.Oh, come on!
Why not?

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Because you never let me sing
any of my songs!

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That's because
your songs were all so, uh...

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[whispers]:
sexual.
Pardon?

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And you had a
serious speech
impediment.

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I know. I wrote a song
about it called

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"Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge,
Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Genitals."

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Derek Dematopolis
will be there.

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Oh. Derek Dematopolis.

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Oh, oh.

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TINA:
Who's Derek Dematopolis?

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LINDA:
Gayle had a crush on him
all through high school.

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GAYLE:
He was a Greek god.

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At least he wasn't a Roman
god. Those guys are jerks.

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Okay, I'll do it ifI get
to sing one of my songs.

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Ooh... ooh... ooh...

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Okay, fine!

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Yay! The Ta-Ta's
are back together![whoops]

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Wait. Why are you looking
at me like that?

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What's wrong?
Is this a bad idea?

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No. He likes it.

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I... I don't know.He's smiling.

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He looks worried.GENE: He's on board.

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You, look at me now!

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We have come too far
for you to ruin this.

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Oh, no. You know what?
He just has to poop.

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I'll do it.
[cheering
and whooping]

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Yay, Ta-Ta's!
Oh, God.
He's going.

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Everybody stay
calm. [yells]

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LINDA:
And...

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one, a two, a three, a four.

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♪ And I just want to know...

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GAYLE:
Uh, Linda?

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When are we going
to practice my song?

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Gayle, I'm singing here!
Hello!

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Yeah, okay, well, maybe I'll
sing my song quietly underneath.

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Ugh.

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Wow, a real
band rehearsal.

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You guys,
we can be groupies!

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Gene, who's
your favorite?

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Nancy, 'cause
she brought guacamole.

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Mine is Mom,
and not 'cause I'm biased.

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It's just
I like her energy.

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How about you, Louise?

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Gosh, it's hard to choose.

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They're all so cool.

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Uh, Lin?
What?!

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Sorry, it's just,
people are complaining.

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Too bad!
You know,
they want to know

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if you guys can maybe
try tuning up again.

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Or...
No!

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...just play on the beat
and just do it right?

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No!
All right.

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Okay, we're losing
customers.

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Good-bye. And a one, two,
three, four, go!

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Do what?
Let's rock!

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I need my sticks.Are we starting?

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[groans]

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Uh, Linda? Linda?
What, Gayle?

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When... [whispering]:
When are we doing my song?

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I found my
drum sticks.

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Good. Listen, ladies,

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we got to blow the roof
off of that reunion!

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So let's stop fooling around
and turn this band

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into a lean, mean,
mom-jeans revenge machine!

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Yeah!
Mom jeans!

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Wait. Mom, now your energy
is sounding a little negative.

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Tina, shush!And a one two, three, four!

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[band playing loudly]

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LINDA:
Yeah! That's it! Yeah!

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Oh, boy.

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LINDA:
Bob!

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Come on, we're gonna be
late for sound check!

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BOB:
Just a minute!What are you wearing?

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What? It's my
rock-and-roll clothes.

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Are you a rock-and-roll hobo?

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Ugh, I can't believe
we don't get

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to see this freak show
with our own eyes!

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Yeah, sorry.
This is a grown-ups thing.

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It's rated R for "really boozy"
starring me. [laughs]

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Good one, Mom.

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Hey, I've got something
that'll turn

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those upside-down smiles
back the right way.

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Me as your babysitter. Yay!

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Um... Tina,
about that...
Yeah?

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[doorbell rings]

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Hello.

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Mother, what is
she doing here?

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Uh, honey, you're
a great babysitter

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for, like, uh,
short bursts.

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You're like a cheetah.

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Okay, a cheetah.
So far, so good.

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But, uh... but we're gonna
be gone a long time tonight,

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so we need a
long-haul sitter.

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The-the boring, old,
long-haul sitter.

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Sorry, Jen.
What?

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Is this 'cause last time
I let Gene eat all

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the Chunky Chocolate Shim Shams
and he threw up in your bed?

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Yes.And I'd do it again!

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Bob!
BOB:
I know!

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What's going on
in there?

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I can't go.
Why?

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I have a problem.

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I told you, wipe front to back!

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No, it's... this.

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[screaming]

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Get it out.
Get it out.

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Oh, my God.

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Dad's nose
got a nipple!

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It's a pimple,
and it's hideous.

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Look at it!
It's staring
right at me!

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Look, when I walk to the side
of the room, it follows me!

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Are you guys done?No!

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Okay, you've had your fun,
all of you.

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It's not fun.
It's humiliating.

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I hate high school!

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Were you messing
with it?
No.

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Oh! Oh, God!

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[grunting]

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Maybe a little.

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God, can a pimple
have two heads?

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I can't go. I can't
go outside like this!

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Try putting
masking tape on it.

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Some silly putty.

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I did that.
Quit stealing
my thunder, Bobby.

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This night isn't
about your disgusting zit.

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It's about me and my big
comeback and this jacket.

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I just want that thing out
of my house!

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Fine, I'll go,
but we're stopping

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to buy more concealer
on the way.

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You're all out.
I used a lot.

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If they ask,
Dad, you're
an autumn.

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All right, I'm gonna hit
the head. See you in a bit!

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Linda, you're here.Hello, Debbie.

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Well, I tried to be a good
organizer, I did, but I-I...

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yeah, I couldn't get
Bad Hair Day.

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Da-da-da. You're not gonna
regret this, Debbie!

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No. I mean, I think
I will, but...

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♪ 'Cause we're here to rock!

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♪ I'm gonna be like Carrie
up on the stage! ♪

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But hopefully less blood.
[laughs]

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Um, did you say "Carrie"?

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Yep. ♪ Bye, Debbie.

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♪ I'll see you
inside! ♪ [whoops]

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"Pat lightly
with finger to blend."

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Whoa! [laughs]

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Hello, handsome.

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JEN:
I spy

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with my little eye
something brown.

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Is it a babysitter
who stabbed

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a fellow babysitter
in the back?

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Huh? Huh? Is it?
Uh, no.

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It's the couch.
Oh.

247
00:08:37,481 --> 00:08:38,897
Yeah, that is brown.

248
00:08:38,932 --> 00:08:41,003
Um, uh, I'm gonna go...

249
00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:43,764
check the pantry,
not look for Shim Shams. Bye.

250
00:08:43,798 --> 00:08:47,043
Come on! We should
be at the reunion!

251
00:08:47,077 --> 00:08:49,010
Watching the train wreck
of all train wrecks!

252
00:08:49,044 --> 00:08:51,115
Come on, Jen, buddy,
you got a car, right?

253
00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:52,427
You got a license.

254
00:08:52,461 --> 00:08:53,671
You like adventure, huh?

255
00:08:53,705 --> 00:08:55,293
You want to please
us, right, huh?

256
00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,743
What do you say we drop in?

257
00:08:56,777 --> 00:08:58,606
Just one quick drink,
we're out of there.

258
00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,748
Oh, Jen, think how many things
you could spy at that reunion.

259
00:09:01,782 --> 00:09:05,889
Green things, purple things,
bright things, dark things!

260
00:09:05,923 --> 00:09:08,754
Come on, Jen!
I spy reunions!

261
00:09:08,788 --> 00:09:11,585
Um, I'm really trying to honor
your mom's instructions.

262
00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:13,691
"I'm really trying to honor
your mom's instructions."

263
00:09:13,725 --> 00:09:15,485
[whispering]:
I'm mocking you.

264
00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:17,384
Listen, whatever she's
paying you, I'll double it,

265
00:09:17,418 --> 00:09:19,937
then divide it by ten.
No, no, 20.

266
00:09:19,972 --> 00:09:21,595
No.
Where are
the Shim Shams, Jen?!

267
00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,631
I know you're hiding them!
Tell me!

268
00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:25,081
[mutters]

269
00:09:25,115 --> 00:09:27,325
[goofy, high-pitched yelling]

270
00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,326
Whoa.

271
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,602
Sorry, I'm...

272
00:09:29,638 --> 00:09:31,605
extremely ticklish.I'll say.

273
00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,572
Interesting.

274
00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:34,918
Hi. Derek Dematopolis.

275
00:09:34,952 --> 00:09:37,576
Oh. Hi. Uh, Bob Belcher,
Linda's husband.

276
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,234
Your, uh, nose is about
to fall into your drink there.

277
00:09:40,269 --> 00:09:41,719
What?Is that makeup?

278
00:09:41,753 --> 00:09:43,272
No. Uh... yeah,

279
00:09:43,306 --> 00:09:44,962
it is. Thanks.
Sorry about that.

280
00:09:44,998 --> 00:09:46,515
It's, uh, makeup.

281
00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:48,241
Wow, you've got quite
a pimple there.

282
00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:49,726
Yeah, it's pretty bad. Whoa,
whoa, what are you doing?

283
00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,313
It's okay.
I'm a dermatologist.

284
00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:52,730
Derek Dematopolis,
the dermatologist?

285
00:09:52,764 --> 00:09:54,178
Yup. Wow.
That is, uh...

286
00:09:54,213 --> 00:09:56,147
What?
That is really...

287
00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:57,942
Well, it's throbbing.Yeah, it's been
really bad for...

288
00:09:57,975 --> 00:09:59,322
Yeah. Does it hurt
when I do this?

289
00:09:59,356 --> 00:10:00,807
Ow! Yeah, it does.
That hurts a lot.

290
00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:02,325
Did it hurt?
Yeah.

291
00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,809
You know, Stacy works at a spa.
Hey, Stacy!

292
00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:05,259
Oh, no, no, I don't want
to make a big thing...

293
00:10:05,293 --> 00:10:06,639
Stacy!
Ugh!

294
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:07,985
Hello. Oh, my God,
look at that.
Yeah.

295
00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:09,470
[whistles]
Huh?
Yeah.

296
00:10:09,504 --> 00:10:11,126
[laughs]That's my pimple.

297
00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:13,129
Phew!Bet you'd love to get a
whack at that thing.

298
00:10:13,163 --> 00:10:14,682
Ho, ho! You know who should see
this, though, is Tonya.

299
00:10:14,716 --> 00:10:16,649
BOB:
No.
She might have
some samples.

300
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:18,100
No, come on.
She's-she's in
pharmaceuticals.

301
00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:19,480
Yeah.She's got the good stuff.

302
00:10:19,514 --> 00:10:20,929
Tonya?Yeah.
Oh, my God.

303
00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:22,691
Get over here.
Get a load of this!

304
00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:24,451
Tonya. Tonya!Did-did all of you
get jobs in skin care?!

305
00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:26,659
No, I do hair plugs.
Here's my card.Thank you.

306
00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:28,662
Okay, guys.

307
00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:30,215
This is how we're gonna
get to the reunion.

308
00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,700
I don't know.
She seems really ticklish.

309
00:10:31,734 --> 00:10:33,355
It's weird.
At least
she didn't fart.

310
00:10:33,390 --> 00:10:36,289
When I get tickled, I fart,
but that's me.

311
00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,567
Tina, the girl
took your job!

312
00:10:38,602 --> 00:10:42,365
Make her armpits regret it
for the rest of their lives!

313
00:10:42,399 --> 00:10:44,159
Hey, Jen. Hi.

314
00:10:44,195 --> 00:10:46,679
Hey, Louise.
Do you want to do something?

315
00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:48,957
I have pencils in my purse.

316
00:10:48,993 --> 00:10:50,408
Oh, wow.
That's fun.

317
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,134
You know, we do want
to do something.

318
00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:55,067
Okay.We want you to drive us
to the reunion, Jen.

319
00:10:55,101 --> 00:10:58,036
And if you don't, you're gonna
get the human feather duster.

320
00:10:58,071 --> 00:11:00,004
That's me.Uh...

321
00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:01,384
And you're also gonna

322
00:11:01,418 --> 00:11:02,730
tell us where
the cookies are!

323
00:11:02,764 --> 00:11:04,179
And you're gonna
let me eat them all

324
00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:05,595
and throw up
wherever I want! Aah!

325
00:11:05,629 --> 00:11:08,183
You probably
shouldn't tickle me.

326
00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:09,668
Oh, playing
hardball, huh?

327
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,808
Tina, give her
a little taste.

328
00:11:11,842 --> 00:11:12,809
Oh, really, guys.

329
00:11:12,844 --> 00:11:13,845
[screams]

330
00:11:13,879 --> 00:11:14,984
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

331
00:11:15,019 --> 00:11:16,710
Uh-oh.

332
00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:19,332
Hello, alumni
of Cardinal Gennaro High.

333
00:11:19,368 --> 00:11:21,231
I hope everyone's having
a good time,

334
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:24,200
and if you're not, I'd like
to see you organize something

335
00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:25,719
on this budget,
in this time frame.

336
00:11:25,754 --> 00:11:27,238
It's been really hard.

337
00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:29,758
All right, we're about
to go on, so, set list.

338
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,620
We'll start
with "We're the Ta-Ta's"

339
00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:34,245
and then we'll go right into
"You Were All Wrong About Us"

340
00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,696
and then
"Oh, Boy, You All Got So Fat."

341
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,628
And then my song?Yeah, yeah, yeah,
if we have time.

342
00:11:38,663 --> 00:11:39,768
Everybody ready?

343
00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:41,251
Feel pumped?
Do you feel pumped?

344
00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:42,287
I feel bloated.

345
00:11:42,322 --> 00:11:43,841
Good-- use it.

346
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:44,841
So, yeah, divorce is hard.

347
00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:46,221
But you know what?

348
00:11:46,256 --> 00:11:48,259
You get up in the morning
and you-- what?

349
00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:49,846
[gasps]
Oh, my goodness.

350
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,640
Recent developments to announce.

351
00:11:51,676 --> 00:11:54,091
We thought they couldn't come,
but they're here--

352
00:11:54,126 --> 00:11:56,888
our very own Bad Hair Day!

353
00:11:56,923 --> 00:11:58,407
What?
Gah!

354
00:11:58,441 --> 00:11:59,926
We're back where we started.

355
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,273
It's like the talent show
all over again, huh?

356
00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:04,136
First place--
took home the gold.

357
00:12:04,171 --> 00:12:07,623
And then our next gold
was a gold record!

358
00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,321
♪ Have a PhD
in rock and roll... ♪

359
00:12:16,355 --> 00:12:18,115
[sighing][muttering]

360
00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:19,600
So, they're gonna go on
first 'cause they've got

361
00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:21,774
a packed stadium show
to get to, and then

362
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,155
you can follow them.
That sound good?

363
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,260
First the famous girl band,
then you guys.

364
00:12:25,296 --> 00:12:27,573
[muttering]Great. BHD!

365
00:12:27,607 --> 00:12:28,989
BHD! Linda, come on,
get into it.

366
00:12:29,024 --> 00:12:30,645
[growling]BHD, BH...

367
00:12:30,679 --> 00:12:32,096
Ow, ow, ow.

368
00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:37,066
♪ My family is my guitar...

369
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,792
So, just hold this pad here?

370
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,275
Oh, wait, let me take
a "before" picture.

371
00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:41,312
I want to show someone at work.

372
00:12:41,346 --> 00:12:42,623
Oh, no, no, no...Got it.

373
00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:44,004
Ah, okay. Oh, my
God, what's that?

374
00:12:44,038 --> 00:12:46,075
I should go check on
that thing I just saw.

375
00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:47,801
Hey, hey, where you going, where
you going, where you going?

376
00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,182
Hey, hey, to Bob's pimple.

377
00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,908
BOTH:
To Bob's pimple!

378
00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:52,356
Hey, what are we
toasting over here?

379
00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:53,807
Oh, my God.

380
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,913
♪ 'Cause we won
the talent show... ♪

381
00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:56,947
[groans]

382
00:12:56,982 --> 00:12:58,536
Hey, Linda,
about my song...

383
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,433
Not now, Gayle.

384
00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:01,988
Do you know how
to juggle fire?

385
00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:04,542
What if, while I'm singing,
I throw you a torch?

386
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,370
Oh, will you shut up
about your stupid song?

387
00:13:06,405 --> 00:13:07,441
Your song's out.

388
00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:08,683
We're not doing it.
What?

389
00:13:08,717 --> 00:13:09,961
You said I could sing it.

390
00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:11,375
Yeah, well, that was before

391
00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:13,206
B-Bad Hair Day showed up.

392
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,793
Your song would
just make it worse.

393
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,451
[gasps]
My cat was right about you.

394
00:13:17,485 --> 00:13:19,729
This reunion's made you nuts.

395
00:13:19,764 --> 00:13:21,213
I quit.Oh, fine, quit.

396
00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:22,974
I'm gonna go fill
my purse with food

397
00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:25,287
and then write some graffiti
about you in the bathroom

398
00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:27,841
and then wait in the car
for you to give me a ride home.

399
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,462
JEN:
This is bad.

400
00:13:29,498 --> 00:13:30,844
Babysitters aren't supposed

401
00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:33,157
to give kids black eyes
unless...

402
00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:34,883
Yeah, no, they're...No, no, no, they're not.

403
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,850
I'm going to get fired.
What'll I do?

404
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,126
You'll probably have
to leave town,

405
00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:39,852
work on a shrimp boat,
call yourself JJ.

406
00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,027
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

407
00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:43,719
No one has to know
about this

408
00:13:43,753 --> 00:13:46,411
if you take us
to the reunion.

409
00:13:46,446 --> 00:13:48,586
But won't your parents
see the black eye?

410
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,691
Hmm, all right,
there's only one solution.

411
00:13:50,725 --> 00:13:53,315
We all have to have black eyes.

412
00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:54,523
Jen has a black eye.

413
00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:55,764
Tina has a black eye.

414
00:13:55,799 --> 00:13:56,904
Gene has a black eye.

415
00:13:56,938 --> 00:13:58,009
I have a black eye.

416
00:13:58,043 --> 00:13:59,665
Who did it?
Nobody knows.

417
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,149
"How'd you get your black eye?"
"I don't know."

418
00:14:01,184 --> 00:14:02,323
"How-How'd you get
your black eye?"

419
00:14:02,357 --> 00:14:03,600
"What, do I have one?"
"Yeah."

420
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,533
Oh, my God, what happened?

421
00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:08,432
I guess a black eye fairy came
and kissed us all on the eye.

422
00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:09,433
Wait, what?

423
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:10,607
But if Jen gets in trouble,

424
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,884
I get to be babysitter again.

425
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,230
I'm back, baby.

426
00:14:13,265 --> 00:14:15,889
No, no, no, Tina, Tina,
we need leverage here.

427
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,062
[sobbing]

428
00:14:17,096 --> 00:14:19,099
[sighs]
Damn this big heart of mine.

429
00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:20,721
I guess Jen shouldn't get fired.

430
00:14:20,755 --> 00:14:23,966
Well, then it's time
for some punch!

431
00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:29,696
[cheering]

432
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:31,559
Thank you, little people!

433
00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:32,871
We're not gonna stay and mingle!

434
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,044
Good night!

435
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:37,393
Whoo!
Good luck, Tay-tas.

436
00:14:37,427 --> 00:14:38,394
Ta-Ta's!

437
00:14:38,428 --> 00:14:39,740
Right, right, right.

438
00:14:39,774 --> 00:14:41,777
Give it up for Bad Hair Day.

439
00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:43,053
How can you top that?

440
00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:44,090
You can't.

441
00:14:44,124 --> 00:14:46,575
And next up, the Ta-Ta's.

442
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,095
Linda, come on.

443
00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:50,889
Gah, dah, gah.

444
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,477
Yeah, Ta-Ta's, whoo!

445
00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:55,307
Oh... drunk.

446
00:14:55,341 --> 00:14:56,412
Linda.

447
00:14:56,447 --> 00:14:57,724
PATSY:
You should go out there.

448
00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:58,898
Linda.Get out there.

449
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:03,039
Come on, Lin,
rock and roll!

450
00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:04,799
Uh...
[stammering]

451
00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,318
[laughter]

452
00:15:06,352 --> 00:15:08,251
[stammering]

453
00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:15,397
Uh, be right back.

454
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:16,777
[stammering]

455
00:15:17,639 --> 00:15:19,607
Linda,
are you okay?

456
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:21,264
I'm fine, I'm fine.

457
00:15:21,298 --> 00:15:23,645
All right, uh, DJ?

458
00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:25,924
Get out here,
pizza face.

459
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,477
Uh, no, thanks.Ah, get out here.

460
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,618
No, I can't,
I-I should check on my wife.

461
00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,067
Come on, it's
your night.

462
00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:32,309
Ha-ha,
it's not really.

463
00:15:32,345 --> 00:15:33,484
Ha, nah, I'm not
talking to you.

464
00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:34,587
I'm talking
to the pimple.

465
00:15:34,623 --> 00:15:35,865
Okay.

466
00:15:35,899 --> 00:15:36,936
[high-pitched]:
"Okay, I'm coming."

467
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,455
[sobbing]

468
00:15:44,149 --> 00:15:46,461
ALL:
Go, pimple, go, pimple,
go, pimple.

469
00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:48,153
[sobbing]

470
00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:51,087
That stupid... nothing...

471
00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:54,470
Uh, Jen, we're gonna need
to hang a little U-ey.

472
00:15:54,504 --> 00:15:56,990
[sobbing hysterically]

473
00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:01,856
Hello, Mother, we'd like to give
you a ride, but you look crazy.

474
00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:03,341
What? Where
are you going

475
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:04,721
and, and what happened
to you?

476
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,379
We all got punched,
no one knows how,

477
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:07,655
life's funny that
way. The end.

478
00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:08,898
I still don't
get our plan.

479
00:16:08,932 --> 00:16:10,692
Shush, Tina.
Gah!

480
00:16:10,727 --> 00:16:13,455
Anyway, Mom,
where are yougoing?

481
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,008
Yeah, what happened
with the band?

482
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,734
Oh, it was a disaster.

483
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,356
Bad Dah Dah came and played
and blew everyone away.

484
00:16:19,392 --> 00:16:21,118
[groans]

485
00:16:21,152 --> 00:16:23,809
We would have been laughed off
the stage just like back then.

486
00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:24,913
So you left?

487
00:16:24,948 --> 00:16:26,812
Yeah.
You're a runaway Ta-Ta?

488
00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:29,332
Yeah...

489
00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:31,713
You look like you could use
some Shim Sham crumbs.

490
00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:33,198
Here you go.

491
00:16:33,232 --> 00:16:34,648
Oh, oh, that's good,
it makes-- it's good.

492
00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:36,408
Linda. Linda, listen.Huh?

493
00:16:36,442 --> 00:16:37,479
Linda, listen.Wha...?

494
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:38,375
Huh, what?

495
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:39,721
Linda.
What, Jen?

496
00:16:39,756 --> 00:16:42,207
Your band is probably bad,

497
00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:45,865
but I don't let it bother me
that I'm not a good babysitter.

498
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,144
I have no chemistry
with children,

499
00:16:48,178 --> 00:16:49,938
I don't know
how to use a "mick-rowave,"

500
00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:52,424
I don't know
what "bath time" means,

501
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,150
but I do it 'cause I love it.

502
00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:58,395
Maybe you should think
about that.

503
00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:01,365
Ah...

504
00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:02,606
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

505
00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:04,712
Derek, I'm reeling you in,
buddy!

506
00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:06,058
[Derek and Bob laughing]

507
00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:07,059
It's a fish!

508
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:08,164
Linda!

509
00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:09,373
What?
Why are the kids here?

510
00:17:09,406 --> 00:17:10,788
Do they all have black eyes?

511
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,548
It's babysitter stuff,
Dad, get over it.

512
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,412
Yeah, it's above your pay grade.

513
00:17:14,446 --> 00:17:16,759
Uh, okay, I want
to come back to that

514
00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:19,071
'cause none of what
you just said makes sense,

515
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,349
but first I want
to talk to your mother.

516
00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:24,214
Lin, I know you're nervous
about going up there.

517
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,045
I-I was nervous
about my pimple,

518
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,977
but I was brave and
I came here anyway,

519
00:17:28,011 --> 00:17:29,979
and I'm having the
time of my life, so...

520
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:31,394
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

521
00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:32,705
I already got the
inspirational speech from Jen.

522
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,569
Okay? That's all
right, I'm fine.

523
00:17:34,605 --> 00:17:37,089
Oh, all right, well, I'm gonna
go back with my friends, then.

524
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:41,231
Hello, hey, everybody,
uh, sorry for the delay.

525
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,544
So we're gonna play for you,

526
00:17:42,577 --> 00:17:44,993
and, uh, not all
those songs I wrote

527
00:17:45,028 --> 00:17:46,582
about how fat your butts got

528
00:17:46,616 --> 00:17:48,101
because this shouldn't be
about revenge.

529
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,377
It should be about having fun.

530
00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:50,759
Sure, we might suck.

531
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:52,242
We might be total crap,
right, girls?

532
00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:53,416
BAND:
Uh...

533
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:54,970
But that's okay.

534
00:17:55,003 --> 00:17:57,490
We're doing it
'cause we love it.Whoo.

535
00:17:57,523 --> 00:17:58,904
And, uh, hey, uh--
shush, shush--

536
00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:00,664
listen, I got
something else to say.

537
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,910
Back when this was just for fun,
when it was just us girls,

538
00:18:03,943 --> 00:18:07,016
there was someone who I loved to
sing with more than anyone else,

539
00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,018
and that's my sister Gayle.

540
00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:10,605
Hmm?
I'm sorry.

541
00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:12,125
I'm sorry to all you guys.

542
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,920
This Ta-Ta has been a real boob.

543
00:18:13,953 --> 00:18:16,267
So, uh, our first song
is by Gayle.

544
00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:17,786
Let's hear it for her-- Gayle!

545
00:18:17,819 --> 00:18:19,511
[gasps] Really?Yes.

546
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:20,753
Oh, God, Linda,
thank you so mu...

547
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:22,342
My song, I get to do my s...

548
00:18:22,376 --> 00:18:24,136
Gayle, get up here quick
while I got 'em warmed up.

549
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,449
Let's go, let's go, let's go.Okay, okay, okay.

550
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:27,140
Here I come, aah.Let's go.

551
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:32,144
♪ Derek Dematopolis

552
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:36,493
♪ Your neck hair makes me weak

553
00:18:36,528 --> 00:18:37,461
Hey, that's you.

554
00:18:37,494 --> 00:18:39,186
Yeah.
[grunts]

555
00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:43,191
♪ Won't you enter my Acropolis

556
00:18:43,224 --> 00:18:48,126
♪ And make my yogurt Greek?

557
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,817
Ooh, that's...
Hmm.

558
00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:51,268
♪ Derek

559
00:18:51,301 --> 00:18:53,891
♪ Derek

560
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:58,619
♪ Let's you and me make
a we-union ♪

561
00:18:58,653 --> 00:19:03,071
♪ Derek, Derek

562
00:19:03,106 --> 00:19:07,007
♪ Let's you and me make
a we-union ♪

563
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:11,770
LINDA AND GAYLE:
♪ Tonight...

564
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,982
♪ I-I

565
00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:18,328
♪ Tonigh...

566
00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:20,159
♪ I...

567
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:24,023
♪ I...
♪ ...ight...

568
00:19:24,058 --> 00:19:25,923
♪ ...ight

569
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,096
♪ Tonight...
♪ Night...

570
00:19:28,132 --> 00:19:31,548
♪ I-I...

571
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:34,000
♪ Ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah ♪

572
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:36,760
♪ Tonigh...

573
00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:41,558
♪ I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

574
00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:44,906
[vocalizing]
♪ Night

575
00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:47,357
GAYLE [whispering]:
♪ Tonight.

576
00:19:49,808 --> 00:19:51,913
[sobbing]:
Yes!

577
00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:54,916
Yes...!

578
00:19:54,951 --> 00:19:55,884
Wow.

579
00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:57,403
Oh, thank you.

580
00:19:57,436 --> 00:19:59,267
Angie, hit it.

581
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:03,547
♪ I still got my sexy parts

582
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,272
♪ Well, I got two out of five

583
00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:07,516
♪ I still got
two out of five... ♪

584
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:09,932
LINDA:
Bye, Jen. Bye, girls.

585
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,347
Oh, that was fun.

586
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:12,762
[chuckles, whoops]

587
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:13,866
Oh, Bob, your zit.

588
00:20:13,902 --> 00:20:15,627
I know,
best pimple ever.

589
00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:17,732
Okay, if you think that thing
is coming home with us,

590
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:18,769
you're crazy.

591
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:20,288
I hope it never leaves!

592
00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:22,255
No, I have to pop it
for my sanity.Sit back down.

593
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,807
Don't-- get off me.

594
00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:25,603
Hold his face.I'm gonna give it
a black eye!

595
00:20:25,637 --> 00:20:26,983
Gene, get your hands off me.I'm gonna go left

596
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,605
and put pressure
on the left side!

597
00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:30,366
Don't touch it!Tina, pressure
on the right side.

598
00:20:30,401 --> 00:20:31,989
Get your hands off me!Hold his face,

599
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,403
hold it tight!Ooh, it's so weird!

600
00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:34,785
One, two, three!

601
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,545
[all grunt]BOB:
Why am I all wet?

602
00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:38,615
GENE: Oh, my God. BOB: Why am I all wet?

603
00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:39,927
TINA:
I'm sorry, Dad.

604
00:20:39,961 --> 00:20:41,447
BOB:
Lin, pull over, pull over.

605
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,103
LINDA: Ah, quit being
such a baby, Bob,

606
00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:44,414
and wipe the windshield--
it's gross.

607
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:45,727
[Bob groans]

608
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,073
I wonder what happened
to Gayle.

609
00:20:47,106 --> 00:20:48,280
I guess she got a ride.

610
00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:49,938
[both moaning]

611
00:20:49,971 --> 00:20:52,458
Ow, ow, ow, you're
pulling on my neck hair.

612
00:20:52,491 --> 00:20:54,460
It's mine now.

613
00:20:54,493 --> 00:20:57,739
[both laugh lasciviously]

614
00:20:57,772 --> 00:21:01,190
♪ This is down here
but it should be up there ♪

615
00:21:01,224 --> 00:21:04,573
♪ This is kinda loose
and I think it might tear ♪

616
00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:06,403
♪ This is lumpy ♪ And it's dumpy♪

617
00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:08,196
♪ This is saggy ♪ And it's flabby♪

618
00:21:08,231 --> 00:21:11,269
♪ When I bend down,
I pee a little bit ♪

619
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,306
♪ But it's not bad

620
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,413
♪ Not bad for havin'
three kids ♪

621
00:21:16,446 --> 00:21:17,621
Or three cats.

622
00:21:17,654 --> 00:21:19,173
These are the ones
from the song.

623
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:20,761
The song's about them--
my kids.

624
00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:24,490
♪ Not bad for havin'
three kids ♪

625
00:21:24,523 --> 00:21:27,044
♪ Drum, pop, drum, pop

626
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,218
♪ Not bad for havin'
three kids. ♪

627
00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:33,499
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