1 00:00:22,332 --> 00:00:24,748 LOUISE: Dad, why are you massaging 2 00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:26,266 the turkey now? 3 00:00:26,301 --> 00:00:27,751 Maybe it's tense. I'll make it some tea. 4 00:00:27,786 --> 00:00:29,132 I'm doing a three-day salt rub. 5 00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:30,513 I call it Father of the Brine. Huh? 6 00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:32,686 Ha! Thank you. 7 00:00:32,722 --> 00:00:34,310 It's special since we're having Teddy, Mort... 8 00:00:34,344 --> 00:00:35,932 [barking] ...and your Aunt Gayle over. 9 00:00:35,966 --> 00:00:37,313 I don't see why Gayle and her cats have 10 00:00:37,347 --> 00:00:38,935 to stay with us all week. 11 00:00:38,969 --> 00:00:41,075 She had to vacate her place because of the fire, Bob. 12 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:42,697 She put her dental dams in the dryer. 13 00:00:42,731 --> 00:00:44,112 What are dental dams? 14 00:00:44,146 --> 00:00:45,597 Nothing. Forget it. 15 00:00:45,631 --> 00:00:46,942 Don't say it at school. 16 00:00:46,976 --> 00:00:48,289 Didn't she used to only have one cat? 17 00:00:48,323 --> 00:00:49,841 Ah, she adopted one last week. 18 00:00:49,877 --> 00:00:51,603 And then she found one on her way over here. 19 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:53,500 She's a cat magnet.Oh, it was so sad. 20 00:00:53,536 --> 00:00:55,192 He was just sitting... 21 00:00:55,226 --> 00:00:56,848 on someone's porch, poor little guy. 22 00:00:56,884 --> 00:00:58,265 Just sittin' there. 23 00:00:58,298 --> 00:01:00,198 Just sitting there in the sun. Aah. 24 00:01:00,231 --> 00:01:01,682 [sneezes] Ugh. 25 00:01:01,716 --> 00:01:03,063 Ugh, cat hair. 26 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:04,823 Take one of the allergy pills I got you! 27 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,513 Well, Dad, I hope you're not allergic 28 00:01:06,549 --> 00:01:08,170 to melody and rhythm and sexy lyrics, 29 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:10,173 'cause our guests are gonna love my Thanksgiving song! 30 00:01:10,207 --> 00:01:11,795 Ugh. 31 00:01:11,829 --> 00:01:13,727 Every year, I try and tell you guys 32 00:01:13,763 --> 00:01:15,626 that no one really sings Thanksgiving songs. 33 00:01:15,661 --> 00:01:17,111 You bite your tongue!Think about it. 34 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:18,801 Why aren't there any Thanksgiving carols? 35 00:01:18,837 --> 00:01:21,322 I'm gonna write a classic and make a million dollars! 36 00:01:21,356 --> 00:01:22,841 And then I'm gonna buy a car! 37 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,186 I believe in you, Gene. 38 00:01:24,222 --> 00:01:27,087 I'll be in your... ♪ Song...! 39 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,295 Great, but you don't get any of the profits, 40 00:01:29,329 --> 00:01:31,055 and I'm going to be very critical. 41 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,746 Ha! I love it! 42 00:01:32,781 --> 00:01:34,370 [keyboard plays gentle tune]Well, good luck with your song. 43 00:01:34,403 --> 00:01:36,198 And don't be offended if everyone's talking 44 00:01:36,234 --> 00:01:38,132 about how great my turkey is while you're trying to sing. 45 00:01:38,167 --> 00:01:39,858 Sounds like someone's afraid of being upstaged. 46 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,341 [meowing] You are. 47 00:01:41,377 --> 00:01:42,722 You are. [sneezes] 48 00:01:42,757 --> 00:01:44,173 Oh, God. Get out of here! 49 00:01:44,206 --> 00:01:46,899 Bob, stop hitting my cats! And God bless you. 50 00:01:46,933 --> 00:01:48,763 I'm not hitting them! I'm petting their rear legs. 51 00:01:48,798 --> 00:01:50,212 TINA: Mom? Whoa! 52 00:01:50,247 --> 00:01:52,353 I need your opinion on something. 53 00:01:53,457 --> 00:01:54,872 Ooh, I love it! 54 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,150 Braveheart meets Coco Chanel! 55 00:01:56,185 --> 00:01:57,771 I need to decide which color I'm wearing 56 00:01:57,807 --> 00:01:59,704 when I sit at the adults' table on Thursday. 57 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:01,016 No, no lipstick, Tina. 58 00:02:01,051 --> 00:02:02,569 You're-you're too young. 59 00:02:02,605 --> 00:02:04,019 And you're sitting at the kids table 60 00:02:04,054 --> 00:02:05,400 like you always do when we have guests. 61 00:02:05,435 --> 00:02:07,195 Yup, we sit on the floor at the coffee table 62 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:08,610 and put our vegetables under the couch. 63 00:02:08,645 --> 00:02:10,060 You should look under there. 64 00:02:10,094 --> 00:02:11,441 It's fascinating now! 65 00:02:11,475 --> 00:02:13,133 But I bought pantyhose! 66 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,719 And I've been working on Tina's talking points. 67 00:02:14,754 --> 00:02:16,100 How's this one? [clears her throat] 68 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,585 "In this economy?" 69 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:19,103 Oh, provocative!That's it. I... 70 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,932 You know, I'm in charge of Thanksgiving. 71 00:02:20,967 --> 00:02:23,211 Gene, Linda, no song. 72 00:02:23,246 --> 00:02:23,798 What?! 73 00:02:23,832 --> 00:02:25,179 Tina, 74 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:26,698 no adults table. Aw! 75 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:28,112 Louise, whatever you're planning, do not do it. 76 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:29,527 I need some peace and quiet. 77 00:02:29,562 --> 00:02:30,873 I want to focus on the turkey. 78 00:02:30,908 --> 00:02:32,289 Everyone, just go to bed. 79 00:02:32,324 --> 00:02:33,635 Bob, it's 6:30. 80 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,085 I don't care! Just go to bed! 81 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,879 You love that turkey more than you love us! 82 00:02:36,914 --> 00:02:38,433 That's right! I do! 83 00:02:38,468 --> 00:02:39,400 I love turkeys! 84 00:02:39,435 --> 00:02:40,298 Okay. 85 00:02:40,331 --> 00:02:42,091 Now go! 86 00:02:43,576 --> 00:02:46,993 [dog barking] 87 00:02:48,444 --> 00:02:50,134 [grunting] 88 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:52,586 [birds singing] 89 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:55,382 [muttering] 90 00:02:55,415 --> 00:02:58,177 [door squeaks open]What the...? 91 00:02:59,524 --> 00:03:01,628 Oh, my God! No! 92 00:03:01,663 --> 00:03:04,322 Lin! Lin! What? What happened? What happened? Wha...? 93 00:03:04,355 --> 00:03:06,151 The turkey-- it's in the toilet! 94 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,395 What are you talkin' about? You had a bad dream. 95 00:03:08,429 --> 00:03:10,603 Go back to sleep.This is not a dream. This is happening. 96 00:03:10,638 --> 00:03:12,157 [Tina yells] Tina! 97 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,608 There was something in the toilet, and I sat on it. 98 00:03:14,641 --> 00:03:16,334 It was cold, and now I don't know if I'll ever be able 99 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:18,163 to go to the bathroom again. 100 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,853 Oh, my God, the turkey's in the toilet! 101 00:03:19,889 --> 00:03:21,304 Get off of there![yowls] 102 00:03:21,338 --> 00:03:22,961 What the cuss word?! 103 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:25,342 Who pooped that, and may I apprentice with you? 104 00:03:25,377 --> 00:03:26,758 What is this, a pee-pee party? 105 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:29,174 You people are fun, all going at once! 106 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,764 Oh, God. Oh. Aah! Aah!ALL: Ugh! 107 00:03:32,798 --> 00:03:34,420 Ugh!Get it out of their litter box! 108 00:03:34,454 --> 00:03:36,319 Quick, Bob! They're vegetarians! 109 00:03:36,353 --> 00:03:38,252 Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf. I'm gonna b... 110 00:03:38,287 --> 00:03:41,221 Oh, my God, what is happening?! 111 00:03:44,706 --> 00:03:47,156 Okay, so really? No one is going to confess? 112 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:47,848 Louise? 113 00:03:47,882 --> 00:03:48,883 It wasn't me! 114 00:03:48,918 --> 00:03:50,264 Louise? 115 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:51,679 It wasn't! 116 00:03:51,713 --> 00:03:53,128 Fine. So, no one, including Louise, 117 00:03:53,163 --> 00:03:54,716 wants to admit that they did this? 118 00:03:54,751 --> 00:03:56,650 I'm giving you guys one more chance to confess, 119 00:03:56,683 --> 00:04:00,067 and then I'm grounding everyone, including your mom and Gayle. 120 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,481 Bobby! No, it's fine with me. 121 00:04:01,516 --> 00:04:03,069 I don't have any plans. 122 00:04:03,104 --> 00:04:05,348 Bobby, it wasn't us. It was Louise. Come on. 123 00:04:05,383 --> 00:04:07,143 Or, uh, maybe Gene. 124 00:04:07,176 --> 00:04:08,627 [gasps] How dare you?! 125 00:04:08,662 --> 00:04:10,973 I put food in the toilet the way God intended. 126 00:04:11,009 --> 00:04:12,389 It had to be Louise. 127 00:04:12,424 --> 00:04:15,358 Unbelievable. Does everyone think I did it? 128 00:04:15,393 --> 00:04:16,704 [all voicing assent] 129 00:04:16,738 --> 00:04:18,084 Well, then, I must be guilty. 130 00:04:18,119 --> 00:04:19,535 That's how it works, right? 131 00:04:19,569 --> 00:04:20,983 Yup. Perfect system. 132 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:22,399 Well, I have to go get another turkey. 133 00:04:22,434 --> 00:04:24,228 Which means I can only do 134 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,574 a two-day brine, 135 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:27,370 which is not as good as a three day-brine! 136 00:04:27,404 --> 00:04:28,889 But I'm not forgetting this. 137 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:30,372 I will figure out who did it. 138 00:04:30,408 --> 00:04:31,754 Even though I'm pretty sure 139 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:33,202 we all still think it was Louise. 140 00:04:33,237 --> 00:04:34,826 Make sure you save room at Thanksgiving 141 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:36,345 for the words you'll be eating! 142 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:38,242 Wait. Are you gonna throw that one out? 143 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,726 Yes, Gene, it was soaking in toilet water. 144 00:04:39,762 --> 00:04:41,177 And rolled in cat feces. 145 00:04:41,211 --> 00:04:42,867 Oh, God, I'm gonna barf again. No, no, no. 146 00:04:42,903 --> 00:04:44,353 Lin, please! Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf! 147 00:04:44,387 --> 00:04:45,836 Ugh! [retching] 148 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,113 Wait a second. 149 00:04:47,148 --> 00:04:48,528 You just got a turkey yesterday. 150 00:04:48,564 --> 00:04:50,254 Yup. Turkey number two, huh? 151 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,257 Messed up the first one?No, it's a long story. 152 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,432 Not so easy to just step into the kitchen, is it? 153 00:04:54,466 --> 00:04:56,744 No, actually, I'm a professional cook. 154 00:04:56,778 --> 00:04:58,228 Yeah. You and me both, right? 155 00:04:58,262 --> 00:04:59,540 Okay, don't mess this one up. 156 00:04:59,574 --> 00:05:00,954 I-I didn't... Next! 157 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:02,336 I-I didn't mess it up! 158 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,855 Turkey in the toilet? That's crazy. 159 00:05:04,889 --> 00:05:06,754 It's not that crazy. I've seen crazier things in a toilet. 160 00:05:06,788 --> 00:05:08,307 You wouldn't believe what I've seen. 161 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:10,274 I've seen a rat wearing a little hat. What? 162 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,759 Twice. Same rat, different hat. 163 00:05:11,793 --> 00:05:13,312 I got a picture. Hold on. 164 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,245 Wait. Is this the toilet turkey?No, I got a new one. 165 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:16,798 What did you do with the old one? 166 00:05:16,832 --> 00:05:18,593 What do you mean, what did I do? I threw it out. 167 00:05:18,627 --> 00:05:20,319 You threw out a perfectly good turkey? 168 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,425 It wasn't perfectly good, Teddy. It was in the toilet. 169 00:05:22,459 --> 00:05:23,908 Ugh. Why does everyone want to eat food 170 00:05:23,944 --> 00:05:25,290 from the toilet all of a sudden? 171 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:26,428 Guys, I found the picture! 172 00:05:26,463 --> 00:05:28,913 Rat in a hat. Oh, my God. Hmm. 173 00:05:28,949 --> 00:05:30,363 Three days I waited on a stakeout 174 00:05:30,399 --> 00:05:31,917 for that rat to come back, and he looks at me... 175 00:05:31,951 --> 00:05:34,091 and he looks at me like, "What are you lookin' at?" 176 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,437 GENE: Come on, Mom, 177 00:05:35,473 --> 00:05:36,922 Gayle, focus! 178 00:05:36,956 --> 00:05:38,302 We've only got two days left 179 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,718 to make a Thanksgiving song 180 00:05:39,752 --> 00:05:41,064 that will be passed down for generations. 181 00:05:41,098 --> 00:05:42,582 And a one, and a two. 182 00:05:42,617 --> 00:05:44,308 I don't know about these lyrics. 183 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,103 What?! Gayle, you are a guest here. 184 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,485 You will sing what you are given. 185 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:49,141 No, Gene, Gayle's right. 186 00:05:49,175 --> 00:05:50,971 This song's kind of meh. It needs a little gravy. 187 00:05:51,004 --> 00:05:53,490 [gasps] That's it! No one's done a song about gravy. 188 00:05:53,524 --> 00:05:55,284 Think about it. 189 00:05:55,319 --> 00:05:58,081 Hmm. Gravy. Rhymes with wavy, oopsie daisy, Patrick Swayze. 190 00:05:58,115 --> 00:05:59,393 All right, I'm in! 191 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:02,362 Anyone mind if I turn on the news? 192 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:03,776 Aah! I'm okay. 193 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:05,156 You fell like a real lady. 194 00:06:05,192 --> 00:06:06,572 Thank you, young man. 195 00:06:06,607 --> 00:06:07,952 [clears throat] Hello, hi. 196 00:06:07,987 --> 00:06:09,334 Hi.Hi, Gayle. You look great. 197 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,610 Louise, look at you. 198 00:06:10,646 --> 00:06:12,026 Did you do your hair? No. 199 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,475 Love it. Gene. Hi. 200 00:06:13,511 --> 00:06:14,822 What a nice shirt you're wearing. 201 00:06:14,856 --> 00:06:16,582 Thank you.Excellent. 202 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:18,307 I just want to say that I've calmed down 203 00:06:18,343 --> 00:06:21,103 from this morning, and in the spirit of the holidays, 204 00:06:21,139 --> 00:06:25,418 whoever did this, I am granting you a full pardon. 205 00:06:25,454 --> 00:06:27,213 Oh, I really thought that would work. 206 00:06:27,247 --> 00:06:29,940 Seriously, who put the turkey in the toilet?! 207 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:32,944 [laughing]: Oh, Dad. If I may. 208 00:06:32,978 --> 00:06:35,324 I've taken the liberty of drawing up a little chart here. 209 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,430 Let's review our suspects. 210 00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:41,192 Tina. She'd stop at nothing for some grownup stuffing. 211 00:06:41,228 --> 00:06:44,057 Did her table envy drive her over the edge? 212 00:06:44,093 --> 00:06:44,680 No. 213 00:06:44,713 --> 00:06:45,473 Gene. 214 00:06:45,507 --> 00:06:47,026 He thinks 215 00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:48,683 there's only room for one bird at this table. 216 00:06:48,718 --> 00:06:50,132 A song bird. 217 00:06:50,168 --> 00:06:51,963 [gasps] Do-re-me?! 218 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:53,896 LOUISE: Or was it Gayle? 219 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:56,139 Dad went after her cats, she went after his turkey. 220 00:06:56,173 --> 00:06:57,831 Classic revenge tale. 221 00:06:57,865 --> 00:06:59,004 Classic. 222 00:06:59,038 --> 00:07:00,420 LOUISE: Or maybe, maybe Linda. 223 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,629 Oh, sweet Linda. 224 00:07:02,663 --> 00:07:05,389 A long-suffering wife stuck in a bad marriage. 225 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,012 Aw, poor thing! Lin! 226 00:07:07,047 --> 00:07:09,394 What? I got caught up in the story. She's good. 227 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:10,843 And that leaves Louise, 228 00:07:10,877 --> 00:07:12,016 who had no motive at all. Thank you. The end. 229 00:07:12,052 --> 00:07:13,466 Thank you. 230 00:07:13,502 --> 00:07:15,882 What an imagination on this one, huh? Kids. Mmm. 231 00:07:15,918 --> 00:07:17,367 So, do you know who did it? 232 00:07:17,401 --> 00:07:18,644 Oh. No. Uh-uh. 233 00:07:18,678 --> 00:07:20,231 Then what's the point of all this? 234 00:07:20,266 --> 00:07:22,372 Hold on. I just had an idea. 235 00:07:22,406 --> 00:07:23,684 Was it you, Gayle?! Huh? Confess! 236 00:07:23,718 --> 00:07:25,375 Damn it, Gayle! [screams] 237 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:28,101 Or you?! Confess! You're guilty as hell![grunts] 238 00:07:28,137 --> 00:07:29,656 Louise? What? Stop. 239 00:07:29,689 --> 00:07:31,346 Why? This isn't working. 240 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,762 I guess I'll just never trust any of you again, 241 00:07:33,798 --> 00:07:35,454 forever, for as long as I live. 242 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,422 Another great family meeting! Good night, everyone! 243 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:38,836 Good night! Good night, Bob! 244 00:07:38,872 --> 00:07:40,494 Night, night!Good night, Dad! 245 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:42,288 Do you want my charts to take into your room for review? 246 00:07:42,322 --> 00:07:44,117 No. Just go to bed then. 247 00:07:46,879 --> 00:07:48,605 [grunting] 248 00:07:50,435 --> 00:07:53,576 [creaking] 249 00:07:57,406 --> 00:07:58,856 [bird singing] 250 00:07:58,891 --> 00:08:02,274 [muttering] 251 00:08:02,309 --> 00:08:05,069 [yelling]: No! 252 00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:06,588 Okay, fun's over! 253 00:08:06,624 --> 00:08:07,487 I want a name! 254 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:08,935 Gene!Oh, come on! 255 00:08:08,971 --> 00:08:10,766 You know I don't go into the bathroom at night 256 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,906 because of the shower ghost. 257 00:08:12,939 --> 00:08:14,286 Ah, that's him! 258 00:08:14,321 --> 00:08:15,598 It's got to be Tina! 259 00:08:15,632 --> 00:08:17,737 Tina wouldn't do something this immature. 260 00:08:17,773 --> 00:08:20,292 I accept your invitation to sit at the adults' table. 261 00:08:20,326 --> 00:08:21,259 No, Tina. 262 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:24,226 Maybe it was me!Was it? 263 00:08:24,262 --> 00:08:26,264 No. I just started to feel left out. 264 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:29,266 I don't know, Gayle. You are really... weird. 265 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,786 That's true. 266 00:08:30,819 --> 00:08:32,165 Come on, it wasn't Gayle. 267 00:08:32,201 --> 00:08:33,547 Is that a confession, Mom? 268 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,341 What? That's crazy. 269 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:38,000 Well, you aren't always the most trustworthy person, Linda. 270 00:08:38,033 --> 00:08:40,071 What!? Me!? Yes, you. 271 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:41,727 That time you changed the channel 272 00:08:41,761 --> 00:08:43,280 when I was out of the room. 273 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,489 What are you talking about? 274 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,283 Oh, don't play innocent! 275 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,528 It was Quantum Leap,and I'll never know where he leapt! 276 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,288 You know where he leapt. 277 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:51,807 Flush! Gene, stop! 278 00:08:51,841 --> 00:08:53,325 We need to get rid of the body! 279 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,120 What if someone sees? Stop. 280 00:08:55,154 --> 00:08:57,157 Oh. 281 00:08:57,191 --> 00:09:00,609 Hi, uh, I need two turkeys, please. 282 00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:03,024 Oh. You again. Uh... yeah. 283 00:09:03,058 --> 00:09:05,648 Look, I think I know what's going on here and, uh... 284 00:09:05,682 --> 00:09:07,442 I'm flattered, but I'm in a relationship. 285 00:09:07,476 --> 00:09:10,549 What? Oh, no, no. I'm not trying to... Hey, hey. 286 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,620 Listen, Daddy, don't you let one rejection keep you 287 00:09:12,654 --> 00:09:14,484 from getting out there. You seem great. 288 00:09:14,519 --> 00:09:16,003 Okay, thanks. 289 00:09:16,038 --> 00:09:17,452 There's a whole group of guys out there 290 00:09:17,486 --> 00:09:18,937 who don't care about what guys look like. 291 00:09:18,971 --> 00:09:20,559 Uh... could I just get my turkey, please? 292 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,457 You know, I got a friend-- he's into Sloppy Bears. 293 00:09:22,491 --> 00:09:24,287 Wha-What's a Sloppy Bear? 294 00:09:24,322 --> 00:09:26,393 You know, you got the muffin top, you got food on your shirt. 295 00:09:26,427 --> 00:09:28,947 God, I... I do.Let me set you up. I'll tell you what. 296 00:09:28,981 --> 00:09:30,639 I'm gonna write down their number on the receipt. 297 00:09:30,673 --> 00:09:32,123 You take it, and you do what you want. 298 00:09:32,157 --> 00:09:33,503 No, no, no, I think you have the wrong idea. 299 00:09:33,538 --> 00:09:34,850 I'm not interested in a gay... yeah. 300 00:09:34,884 --> 00:09:36,713 Uh-huh, I know, you're not interested. 301 00:09:36,748 --> 00:09:38,231 In a relationship.That's cool. Here's the number. 302 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:40,544 I'll talk to you later. Get out of here! 303 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:43,341 LINDA: Bob! Who is it? 304 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,168 It's me. Open up. 305 00:09:44,203 --> 00:09:45,412 Uh-uh. Come on! 306 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:47,000 No! Come on! No. 307 00:09:47,033 --> 00:09:48,379 I need to get into the bedroom. 308 00:09:48,414 --> 00:09:50,037 My armpits need a second coat of deodorant. 309 00:09:50,072 --> 00:09:51,659 I need to re-odorize. I stink! 310 00:09:51,693 --> 00:09:53,834 Ugh. I don't know. 311 00:09:53,869 --> 00:09:55,145 Bobby, you're being crazy. 312 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:56,596 Uh... fine, but close your eyes. 313 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,080 Bobby, what are you doing? 314 00:09:58,114 --> 00:09:59,528 Hey, I said, eyes closed. 315 00:09:59,563 --> 00:10:02,221 You know my eyes don't completely close. 316 00:10:02,255 --> 00:10:04,395 I'm sorry, but I can't trust anyone. 317 00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:06,744 Oh, Bob, what's with the two turkeys? 318 00:10:06,778 --> 00:10:08,227 Nothing! Hey! You calm down! 319 00:10:08,261 --> 00:10:09,816 Now, come on, stop it. 320 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:11,817 Okay, I'll tell you, but you can't tell anyone. 321 00:10:11,851 --> 00:10:13,647 Oh, I won't! Who would I tell? 322 00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:15,337 Come on, it's me! 323 00:10:15,373 --> 00:10:18,341 Okay, one's a decoy turkey for the upstairs fridge. 324 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:21,413 The real turkey will be downstairs in the walk-in. 325 00:10:21,447 --> 00:10:23,380 Ha, ha! Bobby... 326 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,831 It's a good plan, right? 327 00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:26,659 Yeah. Yeah, I thought of it. 328 00:10:26,695 --> 00:10:28,835 You, my smart guy. Sometimes. 329 00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:31,630 Devious little turkey roaster in the bedroom. 330 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,633 Well, well, maybe a little bit. 331 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,427 You want to mess around? 332 00:10:35,461 --> 00:10:39,224 What?I don't know, all these turkeys-- it makes me horny. 333 00:10:39,259 --> 00:10:41,364 Well, not, not right now, Lin, no. 334 00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:42,779 You sure? 335 00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:43,745 Okay, maybe a little. 336 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:44,919 That's my boy. 337 00:10:44,953 --> 00:10:46,679 [both moaning] 338 00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:48,232 Ooh, ooh, I really do need deodorant. 339 00:10:48,268 --> 00:10:49,717 Yeah, you really do.Whew, I stink. 340 00:10:49,751 --> 00:10:51,754 Wow. Put your face in it. 341 00:10:51,788 --> 00:10:53,721 No, I don't want...Come on, put your face in it, put your face in it. 342 00:10:53,755 --> 00:10:55,481 I don't-- no, I don't want to go there.Put your face in it. 343 00:10:55,515 --> 00:10:57,139 It's coming at you.All right, get out. 344 00:10:59,797 --> 00:11:02,489 ♪ 345 00:11:25,338 --> 00:11:26,788 [snoring] 346 00:11:26,823 --> 00:11:28,134 [door opens] 347 00:11:28,169 --> 00:11:30,413 TINA: Oh, no, Dad. 348 00:11:30,447 --> 00:11:33,278 No, no, no, no, no, I fell asleep. 349 00:11:33,312 --> 00:11:34,451 Sorry for your loss. 350 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,177 No, Tina, I'm sorry 351 00:11:36,211 --> 00:11:38,904 for whoever thought they could ruin Thanksgiving. 352 00:11:38,938 --> 00:11:40,734 Follow me to the walk-in. 353 00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:44,254 What?! No! 354 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:46,498 [whimpers] 355 00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:48,154 TINA: A turkey in every toilet. 356 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,846 Only in America, huh, guys? 357 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,955 It was you, Lin, it's been you all along. 358 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:57,647 Say it. No, Bobby, no, it wasn't me. 359 00:11:57,682 --> 00:11:59,683 You were the only one who knew about the second turkey. 360 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,754 It had to be you. 361 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:01,961 I knew about the second turkey. 362 00:12:01,996 --> 00:12:03,446 What? Lin! 363 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,861 You know I tell Gayle everything, Bobby. 364 00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:06,000 She's my sister. 365 00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:07,726 It's true, I know everything, 366 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,488 like that time you peed in the theater during Jerry Maguire. 367 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,971 I didn't want to miss any of it! 368 00:12:12,006 --> 00:12:13,629 Mom told me, too. 369 00:12:13,663 --> 00:12:15,873 About peeing during Jerry Maguireor the turkey? 370 00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:17,183 Both. Mom and I shop together. 371 00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:18,702 We don't have any secrets. 372 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,153 So all three of you knew? 373 00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:22,120 Louise and I knew, too.Mom's like a vault 374 00:12:22,154 --> 00:12:24,571 that's constantly open and constantly talking. 375 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:27,504 Hey, I told you guys not to tell anyone I told you. 376 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,783 Okay, Thanksgiving is officially canceled. 377 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,750 For everyone or just for our family? 378 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,165 Bob...No, Lin, I've had it. 379 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,995 Thanksgiving's ruined. 380 00:12:35,029 --> 00:12:37,411 There's no time to do the Father of the Brine on a new turkey, 381 00:12:37,446 --> 00:12:39,551 plus I'm way over the Thanksgiving budget. 382 00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:41,414 This is the worst Thanksgiving ever. 383 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:42,726 Okay, calm down. 384 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:43,970 No, I will not calm down! 385 00:12:44,004 --> 00:12:45,316 [sneezes, groans] 386 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,835 Hey, let's all forget about Thanksgiving 387 00:12:46,869 --> 00:12:48,008 and move on to Christmas. 388 00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,250 I'll go get the decorations. 389 00:12:49,284 --> 00:12:51,046 No, you know what? I take it back. 390 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,773 I'm not canceling Thanksgiving. Yay. 391 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,085 Whoever's doing this, I'm not going to let you win! 392 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,673 Thanksgiving is back on! 393 00:12:57,706 --> 00:13:00,883 There will be a turkey, a stupid saltless turkey. 394 00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:03,230 You can put a turkey in a toilet, 395 00:13:03,264 --> 00:13:05,438 but you can't put me in a toilet! 396 00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:06,750 It kind of sounds like you want us 397 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,788 to try to put you in a toilet. 398 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,548 No, Louise, I don't want to be put in a toilet. 399 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:12,826 Okay, but it sounded like that. 400 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,240 It did sound like that, Bob. 401 00:13:14,275 --> 00:13:15,932 Let's try-- one, two, three. 402 00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,278 [groans] 403 00:13:17,312 --> 00:13:18,866 Hey, you again, huh? 404 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,730 Oh, hey, you again 405 00:13:20,764 --> 00:13:21,938 and me, yep. 406 00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:24,009 I-I just, uh, I came for a, uh... 407 00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:25,735 I suppose you want another "turkey." 408 00:13:25,769 --> 00:13:27,427 Yes, that's exactly what I want-- a turkey. 409 00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:28,566 I didn't come for anything el... 410 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,258 Okay, fine, you wore me down. 411 00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:32,466 Damn it. Uh... 412 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,088 Things are not going great with Tony. 413 00:13:34,123 --> 00:13:35,952 Haven't been great with Tony for a long time, you know? 414 00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:38,092 Tony's hot, but maybe it's time for me to just settle. 415 00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:39,472 Look-- uh, no, no, no. 416 00:13:39,508 --> 00:13:40,889 Look at me, I'm nothing. 417 00:13:40,923 --> 00:13:42,717 You, you love Tony, stay with Tony. 418 00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:45,548 I'm so sick of Tony and his dancing. 419 00:13:45,582 --> 00:13:48,654 Oh, no, I d-- I don't know Tony, but I-I assume it's great. 420 00:13:48,688 --> 00:13:50,312 It's not great with Tony.You should definitely stay with Tony. 421 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,553 No, no, no. Yo, I'm taking my break! 422 00:13:51,588 --> 00:13:52,934 Oh, my God, we're doing this. 423 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,488 No, we're not. Hey, what do you want to do? 424 00:13:54,523 --> 00:13:56,213 I don't-- nothing.You want to go to the beach, huh? 425 00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:57,283 No, maybe-- wait, I'm straight. 426 00:13:57,318 --> 00:13:58,629 I mean, I'm mostly straight. 427 00:13:58,664 --> 00:13:59,838 Let's grab a coffee.You should call Tony. 428 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:00,942 No, let's just have sex! 429 00:14:00,977 --> 00:14:02,427 Ah, God, this feels so great! 430 00:14:02,461 --> 00:14:04,428 I should just-- sorry, I got to go cook this. 431 00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:06,466 Also I'm married, but if I wasn't... 432 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,916 Who am I kidding? You're out of my league. 433 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:09,433 It would never work. 434 00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:10,918 What are you talking about?I really got to go. 435 00:14:10,952 --> 00:14:13,335 I'm gonna see you tomorrow.Probably not. 436 00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:14,508 I'll call you. 437 00:14:20,548 --> 00:14:22,620 [gasps] 438 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,001 It's almost too obvious. 439 00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,899 The table looks beautiful, Linda. 440 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,798 Whoa, candles shaped like little pilgrims. 441 00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:30,144 Those can't be cheap. 442 00:14:30,178 --> 00:14:31,801 Yes, Linda, what a lovely spread. 443 00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,527 Oh, interesting, Teddy, looks like you're over here. 444 00:14:33,562 --> 00:14:35,770 Okay, where am I? Tina, 445 00:14:35,804 --> 00:14:38,498 Teddy isn't sitting at the kids' table, honey, no. 446 00:14:38,532 --> 00:14:40,017 It's okay, Lin, it'll be like I'm eating 447 00:14:40,051 --> 00:14:41,018 at a Japanese restaurant. 448 00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:42,466 I'll take my shoes off. 449 00:14:42,501 --> 00:14:43,951 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no! 450 00:14:43,985 --> 00:14:46,505 BOB: Ha, I did it, I did it! 451 00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:47,610 What, Bob, what did you do? 452 00:14:47,644 --> 00:14:49,509 I cooked a turkey! 453 00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:50,959 Oh, wow. 454 00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:52,683 This guy's always fishing for compliments. 455 00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:53,893 Turkey's done. 456 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,101 Okay, everyone sit-- Tina, not you. 457 00:14:56,135 --> 00:14:59,621 You thought you could stop me, but you can't. 458 00:14:59,657 --> 00:15:01,692 Oh, hello, everybody. 459 00:15:01,727 --> 00:15:04,730 One of you must be very unhappy to see this. 460 00:15:04,764 --> 00:15:06,215 Bob, you look terrible. 461 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,149 Yeah, because I was up all night trying to stop 462 00:15:09,183 --> 00:15:10,909 a turkey murderer. 463 00:15:12,014 --> 00:15:13,014 Okay, before I serve the turkey... 464 00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:14,360 Wait, Tina, what are you doing? 465 00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:15,811 I'm standing at the adults' table? 466 00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:17,639 Tina, go sit down at the kids' table. 467 00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:20,022 Fine, I'll go check in on the little ones. 468 00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:21,023 I'm great with them. 469 00:15:21,057 --> 00:15:22,749 So, as I was saying, 470 00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:25,302 to the terrorist who tried to stop me from serving this, 471 00:15:25,337 --> 00:15:28,029 I want it on the record that turkey was served on this day! 472 00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:29,755 [Louise clears throat] 473 00:15:29,789 --> 00:15:34,485 But, but, before we do that, I need to serve some justice 474 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:37,557 because I know who put the turkey in the toilet. 475 00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:39,421 ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun! 476 00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:41,941 Oh, my God, she's got it, she's got it.Peas and carrots... 477 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,701 At first I wondered, who could be mad enough at Dad 478 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,945 to do such a thing? 479 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,532 I mean, sure, no one likes him. 480 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,224 Louise.And he smells. 481 00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:51,743 But then I realized that I was looking at the wrong motive. 482 00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:53,711 The person who put the turkeys in the toilet 483 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,576 was actually angry at me! 484 00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,681 Oh, my God.What are we doing? 485 00:15:58,716 --> 00:16:01,062 You see, this person knew that I would be blamed 486 00:16:01,097 --> 00:16:04,203 and potentially punished for this heinous crime. 487 00:16:04,239 --> 00:16:05,515 So, was it Mom? 488 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:06,724 Don't think so. 489 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,035 Correct, it was not. 490 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,208 Was it Gayle? 491 00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:10,624 I don't know. 492 00:16:10,658 --> 00:16:11,729 No, it wasn't.Oh. 493 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,798 Which brings us to Gene 494 00:16:12,832 --> 00:16:14,628 and Tina. At first 495 00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:16,354 I actually believed that Gene was too scared 496 00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,735 of the shower ghost to go into the bathroom at night, 497 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,461 and I believed Dad's theory 498 00:16:20,495 --> 00:16:22,774 that Tina was too mature to do something like this. 499 00:16:22,808 --> 00:16:24,741 If she was acting alone. 500 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,399 But what if... 501 00:16:27,399 --> 00:16:28,711 ...they were working together?! 502 00:16:28,745 --> 00:16:29,918 I knew it.I can see it. 503 00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:31,749 That one's got crazy eyes. 504 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,750 TINA: Gene taking the turkey out of the refrigerator 505 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:37,202 each night and passing it to Tina, who dropped it in. 506 00:16:37,236 --> 00:16:39,619 Yes! They worked together to frame me 507 00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:42,104 because I have been slowly stealing their allowances 508 00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:43,415 over the last five years. 509 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:44,761 Wait, you have?You have? 510 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,764 Yes-- wait, you guys didn't know that? 511 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,215 No. No. Oh, never mind 'cause I haven't been. 512 00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:50,905 [sighs] Oh, good. 513 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:54,979 Okay, uh, and now, before we eat-- wait, no one eat-- 514 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,567 we-- Teddy, drop it! 515 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:00,157 We would like to present our Thanksgiving song. 516 00:17:00,191 --> 00:17:01,640 No, Lin, it's time to cut the tur... 517 00:17:01,674 --> 00:17:02,918 Yay, all right. 518 00:17:02,951 --> 00:17:04,161 Get over here, Gene, hit it, come on. 519 00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:05,954 A one, two, three, four. 520 00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:07,336 ♪ A ding, a ding 521 00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:08,682 ♪ A-what's that sound? 522 00:17:08,717 --> 00:17:10,132 ♪ It's the gravy boat 523 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,788 BOTH: ♪ A-comin' around 524 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:12,928 ♪ It's not a navy boat 525 00:17:12,961 --> 00:17:14,688 ♪ It's the gravy boat ♪ 526 00:17:14,722 --> 00:17:15,792 ♪ Filled with bravery 527 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,759 ♪ Savory sailor folk 528 00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:20,246 ♪ Sailors in your mouth 529 00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:21,833 ♪ Sailors in your mouth. 530 00:17:21,867 --> 00:17:23,869 [Bob snoring] 531 00:17:23,903 --> 00:17:25,077 Bobby? 532 00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:26,078 Hey, Bobby. 533 00:17:26,114 --> 00:17:27,632 [mumbling] 534 00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:28,598 Bobby? 535 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:29,807 Huh? Bob, come back. 536 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,842 What are you...?Dad? 537 00:17:30,876 --> 00:17:32,189 He's taking the turkey. 538 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:33,845 Huh, is this part of the show? 539 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,882 Are we supposed to grab something?No, no, no. 540 00:17:35,915 --> 00:17:37,365 I'm getting the potatoes. Wait for me, Bobby.No, n-n-n-no. 541 00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:39,057 Wait for me, Bobby.Aah! 542 00:17:42,336 --> 00:17:43,855 [mumbling]What the...? 543 00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,133 Dad's a sleepwalker? 544 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,824 Not normally.Should we wake him? 545 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,721 Never wake a sleepwalker; they could get violent. 546 00:17:48,757 --> 00:17:50,621 And whatever you do, don't give him an ax. 547 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,656 What, an ax? Why would we give him an ax? 548 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:54,728 Don't!Let's give him an ax! 549 00:17:54,762 --> 00:17:57,454 Okay, Tina, do you have to go pee-pee or poo-poo? 550 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:59,491 Oh, my God, he thinks the turkey's Tina. 551 00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:00,872 Why does Dad think I'm a turkey? 552 00:18:00,906 --> 00:18:01,907 Your cocky strut. 553 00:18:01,942 --> 00:18:03,840 I don't know, unless... 554 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:08,121 [gasps] He must be remembering toilet-training you. 555 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,811 Potty. Yeah, there it is-- 556 00:18:09,846 --> 00:18:11,400 Tina's poo-poo potty. 557 00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,678 All right, who's a big girl? 558 00:18:14,782 --> 00:18:16,542 He potty-trained all you kids. 559 00:18:16,577 --> 00:18:17,682 I couldn't stomach it. 560 00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:19,028 [gagging]: The stinky babies. 561 00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:20,201 Just the thought of it. 562 00:18:20,237 --> 00:18:21,893 My dad toilet-trained me. 563 00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:24,550 It was the worst seven years of my life-- seven to 14. 564 00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:27,036 I like to think I trained the toilet. 565 00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:28,659 It didn't teach me anything. 566 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,143 Oh, stinky. 567 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,144 Oh, it's kind of sweet. 568 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,663 Oh, my God, there goes the stuffing. 569 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:35,251 Oh, God, oh, God. 570 00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:37,080 Wow, Tina, you really had to go. 571 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,771 Aah, we're losing stuffing! 572 00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:40,359 Oh, it's nice. [gags] 573 00:18:40,394 --> 00:18:42,362 You have to stop him before he drops the turkey in. 574 00:18:42,396 --> 00:18:43,950 Okay. Aah!No, don't wake him. 575 00:18:43,983 --> 00:18:46,089 Aah!Ow, what-what's going on? 576 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,851 No!Hold his arms and legs so he can't attack. 577 00:18:48,885 --> 00:18:51,613 Give me some help here!Ah, Dad, if you're still asleep, 578 00:18:51,646 --> 00:18:53,891 can I borrow a hundred bucks? Can I get a neck tattoo? 579 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,099 Let go of me!It's for your own good! 580 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:57,239 Aah! 581 00:18:57,273 --> 00:18:58,240 What's happening? 582 00:18:58,275 --> 00:18:59,345 Who's fighting me? 583 00:18:59,378 --> 00:19:00,691 It's your friend! 584 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,174 [grunts] No, no, no, no, no, 585 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:03,348 bad kitties. 586 00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:04,866 It's the end of the world! 587 00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:07,041 Go on, get, get, go! 588 00:19:07,076 --> 00:19:08,423 It's for your own good, Bobby! 589 00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:09,769 Aah, let go! 590 00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:12,771 Finally something to be thankful for! 591 00:19:12,806 --> 00:19:14,945 LINDA: It was the allergy pills. 592 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,464 Says right here. 593 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,259 "Side effects include sleepwalking, sleep talking, 594 00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:19,813 "night terrors, and dry mouth. 595 00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:21,470 "Contact your doctor if you lose vision 596 00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:22,575 or if your heart stops beating." 597 00:19:22,608 --> 00:19:24,093 Huh.That doesn't explain 598 00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:26,060 why Dad kept dreaming about toilet-training me. 599 00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:28,269 Yeah, the same dream over and over. 600 00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:29,582 It's got to mean something, 601 00:19:29,615 --> 00:19:31,099 like the time I dreamt about a dolphin 602 00:19:31,134 --> 00:19:32,791 and I woke up and my bed was on fire. 603 00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:34,276 What did that dream mean? 604 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,795 Just that I didn't have balance in my life-- 605 00:19:35,828 --> 00:19:37,278 I was spending too much time at work. 606 00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:39,280 Also, I shouldn't leave matches right by my bed. 607 00:19:39,316 --> 00:19:40,799 I had just gone to the aquarium; 608 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,250 it probably had something to do with that. 609 00:19:42,284 --> 00:19:44,459 Oh, my God, Bobby, don't you see? 610 00:19:44,492 --> 00:19:46,909 You were worried about Tina growing up 611 00:19:46,943 --> 00:19:49,290 'cause she wanted to sit at the adults' table. 612 00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:50,291 You see how it works? 613 00:19:50,326 --> 00:19:51,982 Ooh, Dad loves Tina. 614 00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:53,743 I knew it. 615 00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,952 It's okay, Dad, even if I sit at the adults' table, 616 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,748 I'll still be your little girl. Just because I've got the hang 617 00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,612 of pooping and peeing in the potty 618 00:19:59,645 --> 00:20:01,509 doesn't mean I don't need your help with other things, 619 00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:02,579 like homework or faxing. 620 00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:03,994 I don't know how to fax. 621 00:20:04,029 --> 00:20:05,652 Mom, can you help me fax something right now? 622 00:20:05,686 --> 00:20:07,930 It's okay, Tina, I know you've got to grow up sometime. 623 00:20:07,964 --> 00:20:10,242 Just maybe no lipstick yet. 624 00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:11,933 Okay.And no panty hose. 625 00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:14,108 I don't think anyone still wears those, right? 626 00:20:14,143 --> 00:20:15,421 Not in this economy. 627 00:20:15,454 --> 00:20:17,250 Tina.Aw, I love my little family. 628 00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:18,837 Come here, family hug, come here, aw. 629 00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:20,148 You, too, Gayle.That's nice. 630 00:20:20,183 --> 00:20:21,667 Come on, come on, yeah, here we go. 631 00:20:21,702 --> 00:20:23,359 Hey, Teddy, Mort, come on, what are you doing? 632 00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:25,500 Come over here. I can see from here. What the hell? 633 00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:27,364 [overlapping chatter] 634 00:20:27,397 --> 00:20:29,642 Ow, Teddy, why are you hugging so hard? 635 00:20:29,675 --> 00:20:30,952 Because I'm full of love, Bob. 636 00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:32,507 Hug. 637 00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:37,856 Okay, Gene, time to go poo-poo.[meows] 638 00:20:37,891 --> 00:20:40,721 [sneezes] 639 00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:48,453 ♪ A ding, a ding 640 00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:49,730 ♪ A-what's that sound? 641 00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:51,076 ♪ It's the gravy boat 642 00:20:51,111 --> 00:20:52,250 BOTH: ♪ A-comin' around 643 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,390 ♪ It's not a navy boat 644 00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:54,632 ♪ It's the gravy boat 645 00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:55,875 ♪ Filled with bravery 646 00:20:55,909 --> 00:20:57,876 ♪ Savory sailor folk 647 00:20:57,911 --> 00:21:01,363 ♪ Stuffing sailors disembark ♪ 648 00:21:01,397 --> 00:21:05,056 ♪ Fill our plates and fill our hearts ♪ 649 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:08,645 ♪ Sailors in your mouth, sailors in your mouth ♪ 650 00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:12,063 ♪ That's what Thanksgiving is all about. ♪ 651 00:21:12,097 --> 00:21:16,377 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org