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♪

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Why is that old couple holding
hands in side-by-side bathtubs?

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[gasps] Is this an ad
for side-by-side bathtubs?!

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I want them!

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Where have you
been? It's 8:15.

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We have half the town
out looking for you.

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TINA:
How was date night?

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Great.It was all right.

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It was great.It was fine.

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It was really good.Yeah, it was fine.

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I'll take my doggie bag now.

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Breadsticks,
breadsticks, breadsticks.

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Breadsticks!

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Well, I'm going to sleep.

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I'm exhausted
from painting the town beige.

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What's that supposed to mean?
I-I thought you liked Rudy's.

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Yeah, the first 15 times.

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Bobby, we almost never
get to go out.

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Next time we should try
something new.

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Look, we work hard,
so on the rare occasion

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we take a little break, it's
nice to know what we're getting.

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Whoa, Dad. Turn the
romance down a notch, eh?

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Bob, I'm tired of us
plopping down at Rudy's

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and eating soup, salad,
breadsticks and fish.

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It's always soup and salad,
breadsticks and fish.

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The type of soup changes.

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What was it tonight?

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Cream of something.

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Thank you, Tina.[groans]

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We need adventure
or we're gonna shrivel up

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and die right
in front of the kids.

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I call dibs on Mom
and Dad's room!

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I call their clothes
and jewelry!

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I call, uh, um,
wait, what's left?

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Dad's DVDs.Dibs!

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All the cards we've
ever given Mom.Mine!

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This is all
happening so fast.

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Put your seat-backs
and tray tables up

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'cause we're about to take off!Okay.

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[whoops]Seaplane

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flying lessons?

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What's a seaplane?

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I want to say
it's a plane you can see,

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but that can't be right.

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I was at the market
and I took this flyer out

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of a woman's shopping cart,

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and I signed you and me
up for flying lessons.

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First lesson's free!

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Aren't you excited?

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Uh, no. I hate flying
on big planes.

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Why would I want
to go on a smaller,

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even less comfortable plane?

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Are you doing that thing where
you're mean to seaplanes

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because you really
like seaplanes?

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Pullin' on their hair.

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Let's just stick
to good ol' Rudy's.

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No! No, no, no!

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No more boring dates!

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We need adventure, excitement!

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We're flying. Look at me...No, Lin.

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Come on, give me
your hand. Come on!No, I don't... No.

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Lin, stop. I'm not going
on a seaplane.Look out. Look out for the bird.

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Uh-oh, there's a balloon.
How'd that get up here?

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I'm not in the air.Oh, look at the
town from up here.

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I don't see anything.
I'm on the ground.

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I see it. The people
look like ants.

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No, wait,
those are ants.

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And that's where Ma lives
and Pa.

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I told you, I didn't go
in the plane. I'm not with you.

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[groans]
Fine!

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Then I'll go on
our adventure by myself!

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You go to Rudy's and have
a cannelloni all alone-y!

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Oh, my! She just
rhyme-burned you.

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Put some lotion
on that.

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Yoo-hoo.

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I'm here
for the seaplane lesson.

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Are one of you fellas
the flight teacher?

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Oh, not me, I'm old.

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But if you're looking
for a father figure,

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look no further, young lady.

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Aw. No.

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Fair enough.Hi there.

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I'm Kurt. Nice to meet you.

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I'm Linda.
This was supposed to be

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a couple's lesson
but my husband's being a jerk.

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I-I mean, he didn't
want to come.

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I-I mean,
h-he couldn't come.

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Too bad. His loss.

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I'll go.
Gus?

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Just kidding.
I know I'm not allowed to go.

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Well, let me
introduce you.

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Linda, this is Shoshana.Oh.

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She's a 1968 Sweetnam Eagle
that I rebuilt by hand.

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She's 45 years old,
but she looks 30

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and she handles like she's 18.

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Oh, if I die today,
I want that on my headstone.

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I love it.

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[engine starts]

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Go ahead and grab
ahold of that yoke.

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Now, once that little needle
reaches 60 knots...

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LINDA [gasps]:
We're flying!

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No, you'reflying.

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Oh!
[laughs]

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[laughing]:
I'm flying! I am flying!

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You're a great
teacher, Kurt.

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You're great
for noticing.

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I am flying.

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Better than breadsticks!
[whoops]

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KURT:
I haven't heard that one
but okay...

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[bell tinkles]

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Uh, hi,
Mr. Fischoeder.

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[quietly]:
Shh, shh, shh. Quiet, Bob.

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All right,
see you in hell, Roger!

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What? This is the only
spot I get good reception.

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Ooh, is someone
taking flying lessons?

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Yeah, our mom.

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Poor Bob.

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I had no clue
you and Linda were on the rocks.

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We're not.You're not not on the rocks.

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Ah, denial. A woman
doesn't take flying lessons

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from Upskirt Kurt because she's
satisfied in her marriage.

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Wait, what are you talking
about? Who's Upskirt Kurt?

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Oh, yeah, I've heard
of that guy.

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The macho seaplane pilot
who beds bored housewives.

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What do you mean "beds"?
He makes their beds?

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No, Gene. Kurt is
seducing your mommy.

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Hmm...
I hope
he's a good listener

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because that bird
likes to chirp.

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All right, knock it off.
I-It's just a flying lesson.

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With Upskirt Kurt.Look, you know what's
happening right now?

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She's cramped in a
way too small space,

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nauseous from diesel
fumes and this guy's B.O.

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You just described her life
with you.

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I wouldn't be too
sure, Bob. See, uh,

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Kurt has a certain
aphrodisiac he utilizes.

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Aphrodisiac?
Yes, yes.

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First, he pretends there's
a problem with the plane...

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[beeping]What's th...
Wh-what's that sound?

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What-what's that sound?
Are we okay?

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Huh, that's odd.
We're losing altitude.

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Radio's dead.Wha-what? What's going on?

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What's happening?!We're okay,

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but we're going down.[screams]

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Then a fake emergency landing

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on an uninhabited island.

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Quippiquisset Island,
to be precise.

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But the locals call it
"Quicky Kiss-it."

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Why do they call it that?It's a make-out island.

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Where people go to make-out.

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That's why I want
to get a kayak.

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Quicky Kiss-it?
Mm.

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Emergency landing?
That cannot work.

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It could, Bob. Look at Castaway.

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Tom Hanks falls in love
with a volleyball.

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It works. Kurt's a hero,

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and the bored wife is putty
in his big, strong hands.

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TINA:
Oh, I didn't know
he had big, strong hands.

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LOUISE:
Or putty.

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We're gonna die!I've never died before

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and I'm not about
to start now.

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The bored wife cheats death,
then cheats on her husband.

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That's the power
of adrenaline, kids.

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Oh, you should teach
at my school.

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And you should work
in my coal mine.

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Got to go.
Sorry about your marriage!

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So, so sorry, Bob.Look, I really don't think

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a professional flight
instructor is going around

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faking emergency
landings, Teddy.

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Bah. You're probably right.

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[panting]Linda, look at me.

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Huh.We're gonna be okay.

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Huh.
I'm gonna set her
down nice and easy.

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Okay.Oh, God, the engine!

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[Linda screams]

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LINDA:
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!

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Just got to point
the nose down

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into a controlled dive.
Oh!

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We're gonna crash! No,

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we're gonna flare.

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Wait for the plane

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to settle onto the water.

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Just like a duck
on a pond.

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O-kay. D-Duck,
duck, duck, duck.

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Oh, duck, duck,
duck, duck. Duck! Duck!

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Duck! Quackity, quackity!
Quackity, quackity!

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Duckity duck!

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You did it!
We're alive!

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Oh, Kurt,
you saved us!

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I did. I really did.

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I guess between my training

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and my...[retches]

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instincts, uh...[retches]

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Okay. Oh, God.[retches]

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I've got mouthwash
around here somewhere.[grunts]

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GENE:
Upskirt Kurt-- what a nickname.

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I mean, it rhymes, for one.

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Is Mom wearing a skirt?
I can't remember.

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What did
she wear today?

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Maybe he supplies
the skirts on the plane.All right,

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knock it off. Your mom isn't
being seduced right now.

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And I shouldn't have
to say that to my kids.

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Well, you did get into a
big fight with her earlier.

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And shouldn't
she be back by now?

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She should...
[sighs] Oh, God.

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All right, you know
what? Let's go down

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and meet her at the docks.
Not like I'm worried

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but just because I...
We should see the docks.

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Ah, nothing like seeing
a good dock, right, Dad?

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh, excuse me, sir.

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I'm looking for my wife.

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She's taking a flying lesson.

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She may or may not
be wearing a skirt.

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Oh, my goodness,
this is awkward.

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Uh, what? Wh-why?

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Nothing. So, flying lesson, huh?

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[chuckling nervously]

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Uh, yes, she's, uh...

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she's supposed
to be back by now.

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Gosh. I-I just don't normally
see the husband.

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Or the kids. Jeesh.

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Real life comes up
and hits you in the face.

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Uh, okay, uh, all right.

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Uh, maybe we should go
check out the island.

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You know, just to be safe.

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Uh, sir, how do we get
to, um, uh...

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Quicky
Kiss-it Island.

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It's called Quippiquisset.
And I have no idea.

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I guess the best way to get
there is to crash a seaplane.

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What are
you doing here, Bob?

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Shouldn't you be
rescuing your bride?

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Uh, um, I'm trying
to get out there.

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Someone's got to have
a boat for hire around here.

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What do you think this is,
Key West?

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Everybody's just got a boat?

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This guy thinks
everywhere is Key West.

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Take the ferry
to King's Head Island.

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Maybe there you'll find
this colorful, fictional

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boat-for-hire
that you're looking for.

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Yeah, it's got to be colorful,
right, Dad?

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Okay, yeah, the ferry.
L-Let's do it.

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Ticktock, Bob. Upskirt Kurt
moves faster than this.

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He's not called "Kurt
the Long Slow Courtship Guy."

244
00:08:15,839 --> 00:08:18,531
She's not cheating on me!Okay...

245
00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,396
Well, what do we do
now? The radio's dead.

246
00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:22,812
No one knows we're here.
Can you fix the plane?

247
00:08:22,846 --> 00:08:24,572
Maybe. The engine's still
too hot though.

248
00:08:24,606 --> 00:08:25,850
We'll have to wait it out.

249
00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:27,851
Man, I'm parched.
Prosecco?

250
00:08:27,886 --> 00:08:29,819
Ooh, I love champagne.

251
00:08:29,853 --> 00:08:31,165
It's, uh, Prosecco.

252
00:08:31,199 --> 00:08:32,408
What?
[burps]

253
00:08:32,442 --> 00:08:34,065
Oh, God.
These bubbles make me burp.

254
00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:35,653
You always fly with champagne?

255
00:08:35,687 --> 00:08:37,895
Prosecco. I was gonna take
my mother on a picnic

256
00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:39,725
after our lesson.
She lives upstate.

257
00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:42,072
I love her dearly,
and she loves picnics.

258
00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:45,178
Aw.But since we're stranded,
we'll need the energy.

259
00:08:45,213 --> 00:08:47,423
Do you like cheese?I love cheese.

260
00:08:47,456 --> 00:08:50,046
Almost dying really
makes you hungry.

261
00:08:50,081 --> 00:08:51,945
It does.
But I promise you,

262
00:08:51,979 --> 00:08:54,187
I'll find us a way
off of this rock.

263
00:08:54,222 --> 00:08:57,191
Got any mozz?Hey, let's get out of the sun
so we don't dehydrate.

264
00:08:57,225 --> 00:08:59,884
There might be a shady
meadow over that hill.

265
00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:01,195
And maybe go a little
easy on the cheese.

266
00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:02,679
Mmm. Oh, it's good.

267
00:09:02,714 --> 00:09:04,957
Wow, you were right
about the meadow.

268
00:09:04,991 --> 00:09:07,201
Hey, look, a lute!

269
00:09:07,235 --> 00:09:09,375
I always wanted to
play one of these.

270
00:09:09,409 --> 00:09:12,966
The hell's a lute?[vocalizing]

271
00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:17,486
[high-pitched
vocalizing]

272
00:09:17,522 --> 00:09:19,317
[vocalizing]

273
00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,801
You're a little
flat there.

274
00:09:20,836 --> 00:09:22,802
No, I'm not. You're flat.No, I'm...

275
00:09:22,837 --> 00:09:24,701
If anything, I was sharp
because you were flat.

276
00:09:24,735 --> 00:09:26,081
Or I was perfect.

277
00:09:26,116 --> 00:09:27,635
[horn blasting]GENE: So long, mainland!

278
00:09:27,669 --> 00:09:30,086
My island name
will be Daiquiri Zachary.

279
00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,710
When you're not pouring drinks,
you're solving mysteries.

280
00:09:32,744 --> 00:09:36,505
Quicky Kiss-it? Can there really
be a whole island for kissing?

281
00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:37,437
Ah...

282
00:09:37,472 --> 00:09:39,648
♪ Quicky Kiss-it

283
00:09:39,682 --> 00:09:41,131
♪ Quicky Kiss-it

284
00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:42,408
♪ Quicky Kiss-it

285
00:09:42,442 --> 00:09:45,135
♪ Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah

286
00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:46,758
♪ Quicky Kiss-it

287
00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:48,828
♪ Ooh, Quicky Kiss-it

288
00:09:48,864 --> 00:09:52,625
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

289
00:09:52,661 --> 00:09:54,248
Whoa.

290
00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:56,250
Dad, what's gonna happen
when you see Upskirt Kurt?

291
00:09:56,284 --> 00:09:57,493
Are you gonna punch him?[sighs]

292
00:09:57,527 --> 00:09:59,149
I'm not punching anyone, Louise.

293
00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:01,116
Dad's not a fighter,
he's a yeller.

294
00:10:01,152 --> 00:10:02,947
An old yeller.Normally I'd agree,

295
00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:04,533
but we're talking
about Dad's woman.

296
00:10:04,568 --> 00:10:06,019
I think it gets physical.

297
00:10:06,052 --> 00:10:08,952
I'm sure nothing is happening
on that island.

298
00:10:08,986 --> 00:10:10,919
Mr. Fischoeder!No!

299
00:10:10,955 --> 00:10:12,542
Why didn't you say
you had a boat?!

300
00:10:12,576 --> 00:10:14,648
I have a boat!

301
00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,338
There. Are you happy?

302
00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:17,133
No!

303
00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:19,066
Bye!

304
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,966
Uh, excuse me, can you, uh,

305
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,552
take us to Quippiquisset Island?

306
00:10:23,587 --> 00:10:25,383
AKA Quicky Kiss-it Island.

307
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,557
Where the currency is kisses
and everyone is rich.

308
00:10:27,591 --> 00:10:30,181
That's my daughter.Well, I can take you
as far as here.

309
00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:32,631
That's my mail route.Uh, great.
That'd be great.

310
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:35,461
No one lives on Quippiquisset,
so no one sends mail there.

311
00:10:35,495 --> 00:10:37,947
Just neckers and canoodlers
on Quippiquisset.

312
00:10:37,981 --> 00:10:39,534
Hmm.
Um, okay.

313
00:10:39,568 --> 00:10:41,294
And gropers.Huh.
Got it. We'll, uh...

314
00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,883
we'll take the ride right away.

315
00:10:42,918 --> 00:10:45,713
Something about Quippiquisset
just makes people horny as hell.

316
00:10:45,748 --> 00:10:47,370
Hmm.Okay, thank you.

317
00:10:47,404 --> 00:10:49,578
Here, have a grape.
They're juicy.

318
00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:52,581
Nah, I got the stuff grapes
grow up to be right here.

319
00:10:52,616 --> 00:10:55,171
Well, I've got the stuff boys
grow up to be right here.

320
00:10:55,206 --> 00:10:58,899
[sultry music playing]Okay... You think the engine's
cool enough to check on now?

321
00:10:58,933 --> 00:11:01,245
Hard to say. There's a lot
of heat on this island.

322
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,663
The heat of the engine,
the heat between you and me,

323
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,525
us...

324
00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:07,010
[music stops]What are you doing?

325
00:11:07,044 --> 00:11:09,565
Giving in. Join me.Giving in? What?

326
00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:11,740
[music resumes]We just had a
brush with death.

327
00:11:11,774 --> 00:11:14,570
Our adrenaline and our
endorphins are running
wild-- let's go with it!

328
00:11:14,604 --> 00:11:17,538
[music stops]No! No, no, no!
My endorphins want to go home.

329
00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:19,264
[music resumes]Really? Well,
my endorphins think

330
00:11:19,298 --> 00:11:21,231
we should take turns kissing
each other's faces.

331
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:22,750
[whispers]:
You go first.

332
00:11:22,784 --> 00:11:24,753
Okay, I'll go first.

333
00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:26,720
[music stops]Whoa. Kurt, wrong idea.

334
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,583
Cool your engines
right now, buddy.

335
00:11:28,618 --> 00:11:30,759
[music resumes]Isn't this what you
want? Adventure?

336
00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:32,760
Linda, you asked the
universe for help,

337
00:11:32,794 --> 00:11:35,349
and it gave you me.
Namaste.

338
00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:38,731
Captain, you are notcleared
for landing, capisce?

339
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:41,459
Kiss me, Linda, and
we can fly lying down.

340
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,219
[music stops][grunts]
Ow!

341
00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:44,875
What the hell?Wow, that really works.

342
00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:46,290
Why would you
head-butt me?

343
00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:48,361
I was gonna punch you,
but I'm holding wine.

344
00:11:48,397 --> 00:11:50,087
I can't believe
you're rejecting me.

345
00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:51,711
Yeah, I'm married,
you idiot.

346
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,850
So are all my other
clients. Ugh!

347
00:11:53,884 --> 00:11:55,542
Everything was going perfectly.

348
00:11:55,576 --> 00:11:57,302
What do you mean?
We crash-landed.

349
00:11:57,336 --> 00:11:58,302
Kinda.

350
00:11:58,337 --> 00:11:59,960
[gasps]
You didn't!

351
00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:01,616
[grunts]Ow! Stop it!

352
00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:03,376
That's for faking
an emergency.

353
00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:06,759
And since there's nothing
wrong with the plane, let's go!

354
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,933
Now!
Fine.

355
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,866
Let me just put
the lute back.

356
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,730
That there is
Quippiquisset.

357
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:12,870
Good day for neckin'.

358
00:12:12,903 --> 00:12:14,077
Don't kiss anybody,
Linda!

359
00:12:14,111 --> 00:12:15,769
Not that I think
you would.

360
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:16,942
Don't get pregnant!

361
00:12:16,976 --> 00:12:19,082
I want to be the baby!

362
00:12:19,116 --> 00:12:21,292
No! Do get pregnant!
I want a brother!

363
00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:23,293
Or maybe get a dog first,
to practice?

364
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,053
You guys want
to read some mail,

365
00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,815
take your mind
off of things?

366
00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:29,126
All right, where'd you hide
your dumb flying boat?

367
00:12:29,162 --> 00:12:30,301
Oh, no!

368
00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:32,509
No! No, no, no, no.

369
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,581
Seriously,
where's the plane?

370
00:12:34,615 --> 00:12:36,825
I don't know!
It must have floated away!

371
00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:38,792
What?! How the hell
does that happen?

372
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,243
The tide came in!So now we're stuck here?!

373
00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:44,832
My plane! Oh, my God,
oh, my God, my plane!

374
00:12:44,866 --> 00:12:46,662
Ow!You-you turd!

375
00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,318
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Come on!

376
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:50,459
Help...!

377
00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:52,736
Someone get me
off this stinkin' island!

378
00:12:56,015 --> 00:12:57,811
We're gonna starve out here,
all because you thought

379
00:12:57,846 --> 00:13:00,261
I was so bored of my marriage
that I would have sex

380
00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:02,298
with some slimy
seaplane pilot.

381
00:13:02,332 --> 00:13:04,369
Unbelievable.No. We're gonna starve

382
00:13:04,403 --> 00:13:06,025
'cause youate
all the cheese.

383
00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:08,510
I bet that picnic wasn't
even for your mother.

384
00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:10,720
Doy, Linda. Look,
I'm not gonna apologize

385
00:13:10,754 --> 00:13:12,653
for giving women
what they want.

386
00:13:12,687 --> 00:13:14,033
Women do not want
to be tricked

387
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,484
into having sex.

388
00:13:15,518 --> 00:13:17,831
Well, when you say it like that,
it sounds gross.

389
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,350
Listen, buster, you stay on
your side of the island,

390
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:21,835
I'll stay on mine.

391
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:23,698
Wait, switch sides;
that side's better.

392
00:13:23,732 --> 00:13:25,631
[groaning]

393
00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:27,807
MAN:
Well, this is as far
as I can take you.

394
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,842
Time to reseal some
of these envelopes.

395
00:13:29,878 --> 00:13:31,500
[chuckles]:
Definitely a federal offense.

396
00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:33,019
Nope, think you're
wrong there.

397
00:13:33,052 --> 00:13:35,227
Not if you seal
'em back up.Right, yep.

398
00:13:35,261 --> 00:13:37,817
You're not gonna go
tellin' on me, are ya?Nope.

399
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,025
We got to find a way
to get to Quippiquisset.

400
00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:41,336
LOUISE:
Dinghy for four?

401
00:13:41,371 --> 00:13:42,890
Whoa, whoa, but
that's not ours.

402
00:13:42,924 --> 00:13:45,479
Come on, Dad, suck it up.
We got to get to Quicky-Kiss-it

403
00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:46,860
before he quicky-kisses Mom.

404
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,966
LINDA:
Sheesh, this island's seen a lot

405
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,173
of emergency landings.

406
00:13:50,207 --> 00:13:51,588
Hey, Linda?What, Kurt?!

407
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,384
You got every right
to hate me.

408
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:56,042
Now that I've had
a little time to think,
I hate me, too.

409
00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:57,352
Yeah, 'cause
you're a jerk.

410
00:13:57,388 --> 00:13:58,527
I'm pathetic.

411
00:13:58,561 --> 00:14:00,840
I chase bored housewives. Why?

412
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,082
Because... I don't have
any love in my life.

413
00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:04,049
No, you don't.

414
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,740
I know, I don't.I know.

415
00:14:05,774 --> 00:14:08,019
I like to think there's someone
out there for everyone,

416
00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:10,056
but, uh... but...

417
00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:11,919
[sobbing]

418
00:14:11,953 --> 00:14:14,543
[croaking, sobbing]

419
00:14:15,577 --> 00:14:17,442
[sobbing continues]

420
00:14:17,476 --> 00:14:19,375
Okay, all-all right.

421
00:14:19,409 --> 00:14:20,894
O... Uh, I know.

422
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,171
O... I know.

423
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:23,275
Shh...

424
00:14:23,309 --> 00:14:25,208
Okay, shh, stop it.

425
00:14:25,243 --> 00:14:26,347
Stop it.

426
00:14:26,381 --> 00:14:27,625
All right, come on.

427
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,419
All right,
don't be such a baby.

428
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,456
There's probably somebody
out there for you.

429
00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:32,871
Some freak.[moans]

430
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,114
Hey! [grunts]

431
00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:35,735
[chokes]What's wrong with you?

432
00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:37,116
[choking]:
Your hands are soft.

433
00:14:37,152 --> 00:14:39,879
Rub my breasts.No!

434
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,363
[grunts]

435
00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:42,951
Why is rowing so hard?

436
00:14:42,985 --> 00:14:44,261
Are we even moving?

437
00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:46,437
Tidal wave!Here comes

438
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:47,783
another one.

439
00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:49,197
What is with these waves?

440
00:14:49,232 --> 00:14:50,889
They just
keep coming!

441
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,408
There she is! Linda!Bob?

442
00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:55,239
Kids? You found us!

443
00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:57,379
Kids, stay in the boat.It's a dinghy.

444
00:14:57,413 --> 00:15:00,623
Get your hands off her,
Upskirt Kurt!Huh?

445
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:01,900
My-my hands are
nowhere near her.

446
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,073
I don't understand.

447
00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:04,317
You know what I mean!

448
00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:05,558
Easy, friend.

449
00:15:05,594 --> 00:15:06,802
We're not friends!

450
00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:08,216
You think we're friends?Yes, I do.

451
00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:09,977
Are you seeing how
tan this guy is?

452
00:15:10,011 --> 00:15:11,220
That's all I'm seeing.

453
00:15:11,254 --> 00:15:12,325
Careful, Dad.
Watch out

454
00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:13,635
for his big,
strong tan hands.

455
00:15:13,671 --> 00:15:14,774
Hey, hey, guy.

456
00:15:14,809 --> 00:15:16,293
Let me tell yousomething...

457
00:15:16,328 --> 00:15:17,951
[panting]:
guy!

458
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,642
[groans]
In a second.

459
00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:21,471
I just got to catch my breath.

460
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:22,956
Rowing is really hard.

461
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,750
But you make it
look so easy, Dad.

462
00:15:24,784 --> 00:15:26,131
No, you don't.
You look horrible.

463
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,788
Oh, God, Mom's gonna
leave you for Kurt.

464
00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:30,239
[weak growl]Ah-ah-ah-ah,
stay on your side.

465
00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:31,826
Ah...Ow!

466
00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:33,173
You punched my butt!

467
00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:34,485
What is it with
you people?

468
00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:35,761
What were you
even aiming for?

469
00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:36,936
I don't know.

470
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,350
The rowing
really killed me.

471
00:15:38,384 --> 00:15:40,008
I can't raise
my hands very high.

472
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:41,663
Lin, did he try anything?

473
00:15:41,698 --> 00:15:43,149
Oh, yeah,
couple times.

474
00:15:43,182 --> 00:15:44,874
But I smooshed his face
like this.

475
00:15:44,908 --> 00:15:46,600
Eh!
Call her off,
call her off!

476
00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:48,085
Hey, look,
it's Mr. Fischoeder.

477
00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:49,775
Wha...?
Mr. Fischoeder!

478
00:15:49,809 --> 00:15:51,019
Bob? Is that you?

479
00:15:51,052 --> 00:15:52,674
You look macarooned.

480
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:54,125
We are!
Help us!

481
00:15:54,159 --> 00:15:56,264
Look what I found![Kurt gasps]

482
00:15:56,299 --> 00:15:57,438
Shoshana.

483
00:15:57,472 --> 00:15:59,855
Eh, Sho-shove it! Ha!Ow!

484
00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:02,340
Well, climb aboard
if you want a ride.

485
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,169
Can we ride in the plane?Sure.

486
00:16:04,203 --> 00:16:06,826
Okay, just wipe
your feet off. Aah!

487
00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,657
Sorry to leave you,
Quicky Kiss-it.

488
00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:11,556
We both know you haven't seen
the last of Tina Belcher.

489
00:16:14,903 --> 00:16:16,905
So...

490
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:19,322
how was the lesson?

491
00:16:19,356 --> 00:16:20,702
[tensely]:
Great.

492
00:16:20,738 --> 00:16:22,981
Yeah. This is
way better than Rudy's.

493
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,327
Huh? Bottomless
salad bowl

494
00:16:24,361 --> 00:16:26,294
looking a little
better now, huh, Lin?

495
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:27,883
Aw, go suck
on a crouton!

496
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:30,126
KURT:
So, how many horses
you got under the hood?

497
00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:32,681
Uh... I think
about a thousand.
Is that a lot?

498
00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:34,337
Oh, that's a lot. Let's see.

499
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:37,754
[both whooping]

500
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,239
Yee-hah!

501
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:41,379
[whooping continues]

502
00:16:41,413 --> 00:16:44,347
Whoa, that boat
can really zoom.

503
00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:46,729
Aah! Buckle your
seat belts, kids!

504
00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:49,697
[shaking];
It's getting a
little bumpy.

505
00:16:49,731 --> 00:16:51,320
And a little fly-y!

506
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,495
LINDA:
Holy crap! We're lifting off!

507
00:16:53,528 --> 00:16:55,600
LOUISE:
And we are airborne, people!

508
00:16:55,634 --> 00:16:57,601
Yay! I got
in the Mile High Club!

509
00:16:57,636 --> 00:16:58,845
Early admission!

510
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:01,089
Hey! We got to tell them
to slow down!

511
00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:03,850
Hey! Where's the horn
on this thing?

512
00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:06,266
There's no horn.You should really
lower the plane, guys.

513
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,785
We know, Tina!

514
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,890
I mean, because of that.

515
00:17:09,924 --> 00:17:11,029
Bridge...!

516
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,445
[screaming]

517
00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:19,934
[screaming]

518
00:17:19,969 --> 00:17:22,385
Oh, it's also got
a stereo.

519
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:25,182
[tenor singing aria]Oh!
All right!

520
00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:26,528
The plane's not lowering.

521
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:27,736
We're going too fast.

522
00:17:27,769 --> 00:17:29,048
Then we got to go up.

523
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,531
We got to go
over the bridge.

524
00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:32,981
How?We have to cut
the towrope somehow.

525
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:35,295
Gene, hand me that toolbox.

526
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:38,057
Oh, come on,
there's nothing in here

527
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,058
but massage oil
and a wine opener.

528
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,818
Wine opener!Ding!

529
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,924
Thank you, Louise!This is no time
for wine, Dad!

530
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,925
Oh, man.

531
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:47,099
You're going
out there?

532
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,584
Yes, Louise, I'm going out

533
00:17:48,618 --> 00:17:50,378
on the wing of an airplane.

534
00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:53,072
It's called a pontoon!
Pontoon!

535
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,246
Shut up, Gene!TINA:
And that's called a bridge.

536
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,766
Oh, Bobby, this is crazy;
don't go out there.

537
00:17:57,799 --> 00:18:00,631
I have to!
Okay, I can do this.

538
00:18:01,493 --> 00:18:02,805
[groans]

539
00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,085
[yells]

540
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,258
Aah!

541
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:10,674
LINDA:
Bobby, be careful.

542
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:11,848
I'm trying!

543
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,230
But also hurry, please.

544
00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:14,852
Yes, thank you for that!

545
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,267
Oh, Bob, I'm sorry.

546
00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:18,234
I'm sorry I said
you were boring.

547
00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:20,512
I should never have
signed up for this.No,

548
00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:22,411
Lin, I'msorry.
I know we should go

549
00:18:22,445 --> 00:18:24,240
on better date nights. I...

550
00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:27,451
LOUISE: Maybe you should just
have this conversation later!

551
00:18:27,484 --> 00:18:30,349
Yeah. She's right, she's right.I agree!
That would be best!

552
00:18:30,384 --> 00:18:32,007
BOTH:
♪ Figaro, Gigolo,
Figaro, Gigolo ♪

553
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,698
♪ Gigolo, Figaro,
Figaro, Gigolo... ♪

554
00:18:33,732 --> 00:18:36,805
[both continue singing
with opera music]

555
00:18:36,838 --> 00:18:38,324
TINA:
Did you save us yet, Dad?

556
00:18:38,357 --> 00:18:40,359
Not yet, Tina.How about now, Dad?

557
00:18:40,394 --> 00:18:41,981
No! I'm trying
to do it!

558
00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:43,638
How much progress
have you made?

559
00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:45,124
It's not a real knife,

560
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,780
And I'm on the wing of a plane!GENE: Pontoon!

561
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:49,368
Just a percent,
a percent.

562
00:18:49,403 --> 00:18:51,785
It's looking pretty grim, Dad!
Just sayin'.

563
00:18:51,819 --> 00:18:54,166
BOB:
The constant questions
aren't helping!

564
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,169
Wait, wait, almost got it.

565
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,377
BOB:
Oh, boy.

566
00:18:58,413 --> 00:18:59,827
Bridge, bridge,
bridge, bridge, bridge!

567
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:01,278
Linda, hit it! Go up!

568
00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:02,486
LINDA:
Aah...

569
00:19:02,519 --> 00:19:05,144
[several screaming]

570
00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:08,146
Are you still
there, Bob?

571
00:19:09,561 --> 00:19:12,220
Yes! I want to be
inside now, though.

572
00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:13,669
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!

573
00:19:13,703 --> 00:19:15,671
Oh, Bobby!
You rescued us!

574
00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:17,914
That was close.Oh, you're my hero.

575
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,192
[retching]

576
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:20,848
Oh, it's okay,
I puked, too.

577
00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:23,230
Linda, you're flying.I know, right?

578
00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:25,750
Wait. Can you land?
I mean, did you learn that?

579
00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:27,406
No. Oh.

580
00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:29,237
Oh. Well...

581
00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:30,858
that might be an issue.

582
00:19:32,031 --> 00:19:33,826
Oh.

583
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:34,896
That's odd.

584
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:36,313
What?
Never mind.

585
00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:37,659
Okay.

586
00:19:37,692 --> 00:19:39,522
LINDA:
Oh, I think I know what to do.

587
00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:42,076
Kurt was faking it,
but I watched him take
this thing down.

588
00:19:42,111 --> 00:19:44,078
Then do that.
Yeah.
Now.

589
00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,563
Do it now!I am.

590
00:19:45,597 --> 00:19:47,702
Just got to act like
we're going to crash...

591
00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:50,534
Crash?! Why are we gonna act
like we're doing that?Here we go.

592
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:53,364
[screaming, gasping]

593
00:19:53,398 --> 00:19:54,606
LINDA:
Uh, this should work.

594
00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:56,056
BOB:
It's not working!

595
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:58,335
I can do this. I feel
like Amelia Earhart.

596
00:19:58,368 --> 00:19:59,681
Oh, God, she died.

597
00:19:59,714 --> 00:20:01,027
I feel like a regular captain

598
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,096
on a regular plane.

599
00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:03,409
What the...?

600
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:05,686
And...

601
00:20:05,721 --> 00:20:08,378
flair... mama!

602
00:20:08,413 --> 00:20:10,864
Shoshana, Shoshana,
oh, oh, oh, oh,

603
00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:12,728
God, God, God, oh...!

604
00:20:12,762 --> 00:20:14,247
[screaming]

605
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:18,113
[screaming, yelling, gasping]

606
00:20:18,146 --> 00:20:21,220
Looks like Kurt's trying
to land with his penis again.

607
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,152
[screaming continues]

608
00:20:25,153 --> 00:20:27,295
[cheering, whooping]

609
00:20:27,328 --> 00:20:28,571
Yes!

610
00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:30,125
How are we alive?!

611
00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:32,230
'Cause your mom
is incredible!

612
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,440
Flying's the best!
Why do we drive anywhere?

613
00:20:34,473 --> 00:20:35,750
Best date ever.

614
00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:37,269
Whoo! I have so
much adrenaline

615
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:39,307
pumping through
my veins.Me, too.

616
00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:41,894
Oh, it really puts me
in the mood, Bobby.

617
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:43,551
Oh. Yeah, me, too.

618
00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:46,451
Yeah.Crash-landing really is
an aphrodisiac.

619
00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:48,143
Kids, uh,
swim to shore.

620
00:20:48,176 --> 00:20:50,421
Your father and I are gonna
have a "Proshecco" picnic.

621
00:20:50,455 --> 00:20:51,732
Prosecco.
Oh, yeah, that.

622
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,734
Okay.
Bye, Tina.

623
00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:55,080
BOB:
Tina, uh, come back.

624
00:20:55,115 --> 00:20:56,461
LINDA:
We were joking.

625
00:20:56,496 --> 00:20:58,463
GENE: Remember,
do your ice cream scoops.

626
00:20:58,498 --> 00:21:00,913
LINDA:
Ooh, now I'm hungry
for ice cream.

627
00:21:00,949 --> 00:21:03,019
♪ Quicky Kiss-it

628
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,952
♪ Quicky Kiss-it

629
00:21:04,987 --> 00:21:06,644
♪ Quicky Kiss-it

630
00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:09,198
♪ Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah

631
00:21:09,232 --> 00:21:10,509
♪ Quicky Kiss-it

632
00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:12,478
♪ Whoo! Quicky Kiss-it

633
00:21:12,511 --> 00:21:14,307
♪ She's kissin', she's kissin'

634
00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:16,999
♪ She's kissin' so quick

635
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:18,759
♪ Quicky Kiss-it

636
00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:20,486
♪ Ooh! Quicky Kiss-it

637
00:21:20,519 --> 00:21:22,590
♪ Uh-huh, Quicky Kiss-it

638
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:25,007
♪ Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah

639
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:27,941
♪ Quicky Kiss-it...

640
00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:30,979
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