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BOB:
Ah!

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[inhales deeply]
Air!

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Come on, kids. Get some of
that woodsy air in your lungs.

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[inhales]
Oh, that's pretty
woodsy, right?

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[inhales]
Woodsiest I've ever smelled.BOB: Yeah.

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[inhales] My musk
will blend right in.

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I'm pretty sure camping
isn't good for my...

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[sputters]
I don't know, knees?

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I've got a note
around here somewhere.

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I'll write you a note
after I write myself one.

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Come on, guys. It's not
Tina's fault she was sick

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when her Thundergirl
troop went camping.

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This way, you all get to go on
my make-up camping trip. Yay.

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What do we know about camping?

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We come from a family
of city dwellers.

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We're all gonna die!

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Hey, I know plenty
about camping.

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I used to go camping,
once, when I was a kid.

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It's great, from what
I remember. Plus,

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what would you say if
I told you I'm carrying

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a saw in my
pocket right now?

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Is that what you said
when you met Mom?

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Are those nail clippers?

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It's my
Nature Master.

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It's a multi-tool.

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It does everything
nature requires.

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Could it kill an eagle?

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Why would we want
to kill an eagle?

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I don't know.
They're so condescending.

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Yes! We're killing eagles.

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Actually, my Thundergirl
handbook says

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to leave only
footprints,

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so we probably
shouldn't kill anything.

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[groans loudly]

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TINA: We could go on a 13-smile hike. [Linda groans]

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There's taking pictures
with your mind.

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[Linda groans] Consensual bird watching.

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LINDA: We don't have to do
any of that, do we, Bob? BOB: No.

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Hiya, folks.

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You picked a great
weekend to camp.

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You'll all be fine.

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Um... great.

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Wait,
why'd you say we'll all be fine?

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Because you will.
You'll all be fine.

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Just mind the river,
that's all.

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It's, uh,
high this year.

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But you'll be fine.
And your family will be fine.

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Okay.

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ThunderMint?

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God, no. Keep those
in a sealed container.

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We've had some aggressive
wildlife out here lately.

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Bears?

53
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No. Squirrels.Seriously?

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We've lost some good people
recently.

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To the squirrels?Bears.

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LINDA & BOB:
What?
[laughs]

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Kidding.
Budget cuts.

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They've made a lot of budget
cuts and now it's just me.

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People don't value the parks
and then they get what they get.

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Bob, this guy's
freakin' me out.Shh. It's fun.

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It's ranger humor.

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Uh, so, we're gonna drive now,
so, thanks for everything.

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[chuckling]:
Camp at your own risk.

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State park motto.

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Sir, I need you
to lift the gate.

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Yeah, right, the gate.
Sure.

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Yeah, you just sort of left.Open.

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Open sesame.
There you go.

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Thank you.

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GENE:
[gasps] Nature boner!

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Mm, boing!

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That's not what it is, Gene.

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Come on. It's a rock.

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It's a wang. Mount Wang.

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William Archibald Wang,
a Chinese diplomat,

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was the first
to summit that mountain.

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William Wang,
what can't you do?

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Where's he now?
Back in the city,

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staying at a hotel
like a normal person.

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[bees buzzing]Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Ooh!
What are those? Bees?

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Oh, I hate 'em.Great identification, Mom.

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Thank you, Tina.

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Wait, Bob, this is
all you packed?

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Well, I mean, I packed
this, my Nature Master,

86
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and I got two tents and
this cool camping stove

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I borrowed from Teddy.What about food?

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And water?
And what about toiletries?

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[chuckles] Well, there's
a river right there.

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That's all the water you
could ever drink, you know?

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So we'll be fine
for one day.

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Oh.And the river's also
nature's grocery store.

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That's where we get
all our food,

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like fish and vegetables.

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Vegetables?!Yes. From upriver.

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Mac and cheese?And we'll make
our own cheese.

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We can do that
in the woods.

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But how? I-I-I...

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Because you
ferment the milk

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from... I...
Look, people,

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everything we need
is right here.

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Or over there.

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There's no line
for that food truck.

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You know what? Fine.

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I'm going to go
catch me a meal.

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In that river.
With this.

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We're gonna catch all the fish.

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God, I love you.

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Hi. I'm sorry
to bother you.

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We're camping over there, and
my husband blew it on packing.

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Can I borrow some crackers
or, you know, peanut butter?

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You guys, you look so prepared.

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You've got to be prepared
when civilization breaks down.

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Oh.Wait, why will civilization
break down?

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Have you been
to the post office lately?She knows.

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That's right I know.What does she know?

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You know.I know you know I know.

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What happens at
the post office?

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They seem organized.He doesn't know.

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He doesn't know anything.What?

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Perhaps you might be interested
in reading more about it

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in our literature.

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Oh! Okay. Huh.

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WOMAN: Please...

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borrow whatever you need.Ooh.

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That plus that plus that.Oh, uh...

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Wow.I-I need my juice.

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Okay. Well, enjoy our provisions
while you digest our truths.

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Thank you so much.

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Um, can I borrow some wine, too?

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Wine helps me drink.
[chuckles]

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Come on, kids, let's go.

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Mmm, mmm! Those kooks
make some good chili.

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Bobby, you sure you
don't want any chili?

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[scoffs]
No.

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I will be enjoying
the fish I caught.

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That's a fish?

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Yeah, Gene. It's a trout.

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It's king of the river.

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I can cut it up
if anyone wants to share.

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You know, I'm not gonna...
be able to eat all this.

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Dad, are you sure
you cooked it enough?

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Tina, the worst thing you can do
is overcook a trout.

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I wish I could cook it less.

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Enjoy your goldfish,
wild man.

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[gags, coughing]

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That's a lot of bones.
But with trout,

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when you're as experienced
as I am... [coughs]

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you learn to use your mouth
to take the bones out.

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Use the back of
your... [coughs] throat.

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Wow. They're asleep.
Must be the woodsy air.

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Yeah. Crazy how kids
can fall asleep sober like that.

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Mm. Hey, I read that there's
a warm spring around here.

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Some people
skinny-dip there.

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You want to,
uh, go find it?

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A warm spring?
Don't you mean a hot spring?

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Well, it said warm spring.

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What about the kids?

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They're fine.
We'll be close.

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Okay, but if a deer sees me
naked, you can't get jealous.

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What about the vest?

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Oh, no, this guy stays on.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Ah.
Come on in.

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Whoo!

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Uh...[burps]

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'Scuse me.
Oh, that's really trouty.

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This is lukewarm at best.

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They should call
it a tepid spring.

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Really? 'Cause I'm, uh...

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Wow. I'm boiling in here.
[groans]

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Oh, boy. I'm gonna, uh...
I'm just gonna use the restroom.

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I mean, a tree. I mean,

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I got to get out of here.Hey, where you going?
Come back to Mommy.

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No, not right now. Don't...
Let go, Lin.
Let's make this
crappy little warm spring hot.

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Let go. Let go. I got to go to
the bathroom.
Come to Mommy.
Come on. Give me your hand.

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Let go. Please, Lin.
Definitely an emergency.Come to Mommy.

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Let go! Oh! Oh!Whoa, whoa. Oh! Oh!

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[both shouting]

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[both shouting]

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GENE:
What was that?

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The loud sound?
Yeah.

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Probably an owl?

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Should one of us
go check it out?

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Not me?Guys, come on,

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listen, it's nature.

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We're not all gonna
make it tonight.

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Safe, safe, goner.

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Good night.[groans]

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[whimpers]

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Linda?!Bob!

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Grab that branch!Aah! [grunts]

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Aah!

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[grunting]
[gargling]

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[gasps]
This river is really fast!

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Fastest I've ever seen!

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You see lots
of fast rivers, Bob?

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No! I'm just saying that
this is really fast, okay?

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LINDA: Oh, what do you know?BOB:
You're gonna argue with me now?!

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LINDA: Yes, now!When we're flying 30 miles
an hour down a river?!

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BOB: [grunts] We made it.[Linda panting]

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What the hell
was that river's problem?

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You stupid river!

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I'm gonna sit down. Nope!

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I'm gonna go over there
for a sec.

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Bob?
[strained]:
Oh, boy.

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Lin, look over there.
It's a pelican.

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And Patrick Duffy.

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Patrick Duffy?!
Where? I love Dallas.

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Oh, he ran away.Where'd you go?

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I, uh, got a-a
walking stick.

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That's why I went
behind that bush.

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I didn't have diarrhea at all.
I love it out here.

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Oh, God. There's got to be
a better stick back there.

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I'll go find it. Oh!Where are you, Bob? Bob?

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There's the better stick
right there.

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I found it. Hey, Lin.Oh. [groans]

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How do you l-like
my new walking stick?

219
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That old one was so stupid
compared to this one.

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This is the one I wanted.

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[sniffing]

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Why does this vest smell
like puke and fish?

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That's the smell
of a man.

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A healthy camping man.[groans]

225
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Camping's gross.

226
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And we're friggin' lost.You might be lost,

227
00:08:05,829 --> 00:08:07,797
but I'm not lost.
I know the woods.

228
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All we have to do is just follow
the river back to camp.

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You sure about that,
Mr. Outdoors?

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Yeah. We'll be in our tent
before the kids even wake up.

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Good. We got to get to the
kids before wolves raise 'em.

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It's my worst fear.
Little Wolf Gene.

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I'd have to cut holes in
all the seats of his pants.

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[chuckles]

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Why?
For the tail.

236
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Why would we even dress him?

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He's a wolf.Because he'd still
need to go to school

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and be loved by the other kids.But he'd be a...
he wouldn't want

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to wear clothes. It doesn't...Just because
he's different, Bob.

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Do you know how much
money we would save, Lin?

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[birds chirping]

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[yawns]

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I'm gonna put a breakfast order
in at the RV.

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You guys want anything?
Where are Mom and Dad?

245
00:08:43,245 --> 00:08:44,662
They're not in there?

246
00:08:44,696 --> 00:08:46,215
Maybe they went
for a morning hike.

247
00:08:46,249 --> 00:08:47,975
[laughs]
No.

248
00:08:48,975 --> 00:08:50,840
Look. It's their clothes.

249
00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:52,221
Oh, no!
Mom and Dad melted!

250
00:08:52,254 --> 00:08:53,671
Things got a
little physical.

251
00:08:53,705 --> 00:08:56,363
Signs of a struggle.
Clothes went off.

252
00:08:56,397 --> 00:08:58,053
When these rocks gave
way and then whoosh.

253
00:08:58,088 --> 00:08:59,918
Oh, my God. Mom and Dad
could be nude

254
00:08:59,952 --> 00:09:01,298
dangling over the edge
of a cliff.

255
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,956
According to the Thundergirl
handbook, we should...

256
00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:06,683
wait here for a person
of authority to arrive.

257
00:09:06,717 --> 00:09:08,236
Can I see that page?
Sure.

258
00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:10,791
Thank you.
[grunts]

259
00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:13,104
We should tube down the
river and find Mom and Dad.

260
00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:15,105
We should really tube.
Let's tube!

261
00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:16,693
Yes, let's tube!
Why are we talking

262
00:09:16,727 --> 00:09:18,109
when we should be tubing?

263
00:09:21,525 --> 00:09:22,871
Isn't this stealing?

264
00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:24,701
Nuh-uh, it's borrowing.

265
00:09:24,735 --> 00:09:26,220
'Cause Thundergirls
don't steal.

266
00:09:26,254 --> 00:09:27,705
Well, uh, we're borrowing.

267
00:09:27,739 --> 00:09:29,706
Borrow everything
that isn't nailed down!

268
00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:33,054
You're staying with me
until I put you on Dad myself!

269
00:09:33,088 --> 00:09:34,884
Wait, let's tie
our tubes together

270
00:09:34,918 --> 00:09:36,230
so we don't get separated.

271
00:09:36,264 --> 00:09:37,990
Yeah, let's get our tubes tied!

272
00:09:38,024 --> 00:09:39,889
Okay, let's whoosh.

273
00:09:39,923 --> 00:09:43,789
ALL:
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

274
00:09:43,823 --> 00:09:45,274
[whoops]Yeah!

275
00:09:45,307 --> 00:09:46,793
[Bob grunts]

276
00:09:46,826 --> 00:09:48,139
Hey, look, it's Mount Wang!

277
00:09:48,173 --> 00:09:49,726
Why does it look
so small?

278
00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,072
Oh, crap.

279
00:09:51,106 --> 00:09:53,523
We followed
the wrong river!

280
00:09:53,557 --> 00:09:55,422
How did we do that?This feeds

281
00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:57,942
into that, and we
followed this all night.

282
00:09:57,975 --> 00:09:59,943
Oh...Oh, my God.

283
00:09:59,977 --> 00:10:01,427
I feel sick.
[groans]

284
00:10:01,461 --> 00:10:03,981
Okay, okay. This is just
like when we forgot

285
00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:05,743
where we parked at
the baseball game.

286
00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:07,158
We'll do what we did then.

287
00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:09,125
We walked back to the
entrance of the stadium

288
00:10:09,159 --> 00:10:10,989
and then we
retraced our steps.

289
00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:12,852
We got to go down
to this river again

290
00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:15,373
and we come up the right river
to the campsite.

291
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,270
That's a dumb plan.
It will take too long.

292
00:10:17,306 --> 00:10:18,514
Well, what do we do?!

293
00:10:18,548 --> 00:10:20,135
The kids must be
worried sick about us.

294
00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:21,517
We need to go
straight across.

295
00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:23,760
Are you sure, Bobby?Yes, I'm sure.

296
00:10:23,794 --> 00:10:25,763
The right way is... that way?

297
00:10:25,797 --> 00:10:28,455
That might not have sounded
like I'm sure but I'm sure.

298
00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:30,456
All right;
you're the Nature Master.

299
00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:33,010
We're coming
for you, kids!

300
00:10:33,046 --> 00:10:35,288
TINA: We're coming
for you Mom and Dad!

301
00:10:35,323 --> 00:10:39,534
[whooping, shouting]

302
00:10:39,568 --> 00:10:41,571
♪

303
00:10:58,899 --> 00:11:01,350
Oh, I'm so hungry, Bobby.

304
00:11:01,384 --> 00:11:03,903
Oh, my God, I ate an ant.
Oh, I just ate another one.

305
00:11:03,938 --> 00:11:05,871
Mmm, mmm. Mmm, mmm.Lin, what are
you doing?

306
00:11:05,905 --> 00:11:08,183
Oh, they're not bad.
Oh, look, a worm!Oh, don't eat...

307
00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:10,323
Don't eat that... [gags] No...Oh! Huh! Right there.
Come here, you little sucker.

308
00:11:10,359 --> 00:11:12,326
Come on!Don't eat a worm
in front of me. [gags]

309
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,018
Please, I don't want
to see you eat a worm.Oh. Mmm. Come on.

310
00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:15,364
Try one, Bob.[groans]
Get that way from me.

311
00:11:15,398 --> 00:11:16,572
Just a taste.
Just a taste.Get it away.

312
00:11:16,605 --> 00:11:19,023
Oh, why did we go camping?!

313
00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:21,508
Huh. There's nothing in here
about finding lost parents.

314
00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:24,235
Did you know there are eight
different ways to hold hands?

315
00:11:24,269 --> 00:11:27,100
Tina! Stop reading
that stupid Thundergirl book!

316
00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:29,826
I have something from the RV
I can read from.

317
00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:31,518
"Apocatips for the Apocalypse."

318
00:11:31,552 --> 00:11:35,107
"Don't wait for nightfall
to build shelter."That makes sense.

319
00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:37,524
"Leave no trace. Shave off
your fingerprints."

320
00:11:37,557 --> 00:11:39,250
Been saying that for years.

321
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,838
My feet don't
work anymore.

322
00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:43,219
Carry me.Oh, come on.

323
00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:45,255
We got to get to the kids
before it gets dark.

324
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:48,017
Right, the kids. Second wind!

325
00:11:48,052 --> 00:11:49,259
Didn't work.

326
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,639
Okay, I guess
we're stopping.

327
00:11:50,674 --> 00:11:52,125
I'm just gonna lay down
for a sec,

328
00:11:52,158 --> 00:11:54,023
recharge my battery, all right?

329
00:11:54,057 --> 00:11:56,404
Oh, my God. We're gonna spend
another night in the woods?

330
00:11:56,438 --> 00:11:59,131
Okay. We need a fire.
We got to make a fire.

331
00:11:59,165 --> 00:12:01,859
Just, um...
put some wood on your face.

332
00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:03,376
Bob, you're not making sense.

333
00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:04,551
Don't say fish!

334
00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:06,484
Oh, Bobby! Help!

335
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,866
Can anyone hear me?!
Patrick Duffy!

336
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:13,145
"Now that your shelter is built,
you must seal the perimeter.

337
00:12:13,179 --> 00:12:15,250
Remember the 30 sticks you've
sharpened to a deadly point?"

338
00:12:15,285 --> 00:12:16,389
Yeah.

339
00:12:16,424 --> 00:12:18,047
"They will now be utilized."

340
00:12:18,081 --> 00:12:20,153
Oh, I thought they were
for some kind of skit.

341
00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:22,120
Thundergirls do skits
around the campfire.

342
00:12:22,154 --> 00:12:24,121
What skit would that
possibly be for?

343
00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:25,572
I don't know. You should
see some of the skits

344
00:12:25,605 --> 00:12:26,952
that get produced.

345
00:12:26,986 --> 00:12:29,230
Look at this part.
They say insects can

346
00:12:29,264 --> 00:12:31,232
and should be weaponized.

347
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,580
"Beware of any organization
that rewards members

348
00:12:33,614 --> 00:12:35,443
"with empty titles
or trinkets.

349
00:12:35,477 --> 00:12:38,515
These are the wool
of the sheep." Hey, Tina,

350
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,657
you're looking a little sheepish
yourself right now.

351
00:12:41,691 --> 00:12:43,313
My Thundergirl patches
aren't trinkets.

352
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,903
Though I did get this patch
for making trinkets.

353
00:12:45,937 --> 00:12:47,421
We wouldn't be here
if it weren't

354
00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:49,596
for your stupid
make-up trip.

355
00:12:49,629 --> 00:12:52,011
And we've learned more
useful stuff in two hours

356
00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:53,980
from this baby
than you've ever learned

357
00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:55,913
from those brainwashing
Thundergirls.

358
00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:57,190
I'm not brainwashed.

359
00:12:57,224 --> 00:13:00,158
Do you chant
or repeat mantras?No.

360
00:13:00,192 --> 00:13:01,607
ALL:
I'm a Thundergirl.

361
00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:05,438
I'm a Thundergirl.
I'm a Thundergirl.

362
00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:06,682
Oh. Yes.

363
00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:08,339
[shushing]
Shut up. Shut up!

364
00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:09,547
Look over there.

365
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,273
We're not alone, guys.

366
00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:13,620
It could be aggressive squirrels
worshipping fire.

367
00:13:13,653 --> 00:13:15,139
It could be
Mom and Dad.

368
00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:16,450
Either way,
grab a spear.

369
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:17,658
We're going in.

370
00:13:21,144 --> 00:13:22,697
TROOP:
Rain, rain! Flash, flash!

371
00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:25,458
Thundergirls wear
a thunder [grunt] sash!

372
00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:28,289
Oh, my God. That sounds like
Thundergirl troop number 39.

373
00:13:28,323 --> 00:13:29,705
They won the regional chant-off.

374
00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:31,500
Hello,
who's over there?

375
00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:33,639
LOUISE:
We are!Yeah, we are!

376
00:13:33,673 --> 00:13:35,642
Hey, you're a Thundergirl.

377
00:13:35,676 --> 00:13:37,230
[chuckling]:
Yeah, she was.

378
00:13:37,264 --> 00:13:39,749
Until she learned
that organizations like this

379
00:13:39,783 --> 00:13:42,165
are soul stealers!

380
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,133
I-I, I don't understand.
Did-did you get sep...

381
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:46,239
[mocking]: "Oh, I-I don't
understand."
[stutters]
Can I...

382
00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:49,206
[mocking gasps]Just... Did you get separated
from your troop?

383
00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:52,383
No. My troop got...
separated from... reality.

384
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,523
Thundergirls are a sham!Yeah!

385
00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:56,179
Lay it on 'em, Teen!

386
00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:58,182
I used to be like you.
This morning.

387
00:13:58,216 --> 00:13:59,976
I only cared
about sashes and patches.

388
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:01,322
Sashes and patches!

389
00:14:01,356 --> 00:14:02,668
Then I woke up.

390
00:14:02,702 --> 00:14:04,498
She woke the hell up!

391
00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:05,982
Okay. Maybe you kids
should camp with us tonight.

392
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:07,086
We have plenty of food...

393
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:08,399
I'd rather die!

394
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,745
We don't need your food!
Or your lies.

395
00:14:10,779 --> 00:14:12,748
Unless you have
some cookies!

396
00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:14,508
And not the oatmeal ones!

397
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:16,509
Never the oatmeal ones!Yeah!

398
00:14:16,544 --> 00:14:18,374
Even if they have
chocolate chips in them,

399
00:14:18,408 --> 00:14:19,686
they're still oatmeal!

400
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,376
The truth is,
y-you're all just cogs

401
00:14:21,412 --> 00:14:23,552
in a cookie-selling machine!Right.

402
00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:25,553
You're a cog, you're a cog,
you're definitely a cog.

403
00:14:25,587 --> 00:14:27,520
You're more of a pawn.What?

404
00:14:27,556 --> 00:14:30,283
Honey, I think you're tired.
And you're kind of dirty.

405
00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:32,768
I've never been more awake
and dirty in my life.

406
00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:35,183
I hereby renounce
my Tenderheart-level membership

407
00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:36,184
to the Thundergirls!

408
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,186
[troop gasps]

409
00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:39,119
LOUISE:
Yeah!

410
00:14:39,153 --> 00:14:41,086
We're out of here!Yeah,

411
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,192
and we're taking these.
And this one.

412
00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:45,022
Good luck with your skit.Thanks.

413
00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:47,196
[birds chirping][Bob groans]

414
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:49,197
Oh, you're hogging
all the blankets.

415
00:14:49,232 --> 00:14:51,544
Come on. Get up. Come on.
I'm leading us. Let's go.Hmm?

416
00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,547
What are you
talking about? Ow. Ow.

417
00:14:53,581 --> 00:14:55,307
You're sick!I'm not sick.

418
00:14:55,341 --> 00:14:56,585
Then what the hell is that?Wh-What?

419
00:14:56,619 --> 00:14:57,724
I'll tell you what that is:

420
00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,725
it's diarrhea and throw-up.

421
00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:01,210
You're firing from both ends.

422
00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:02,729
I studied the ballistics.
It checks out.

423
00:15:02,763 --> 00:15:04,248
That was probably a bobcat.

424
00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:06,215
Oh, okay. You didn't
eat a raw trout

425
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,735
that didn't make you poop and
barf your way through the forest

426
00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:11,048
like some kind of disgusting
Hansel and Gretel.

427
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,841
I'm taking charge here!
We're gonna go!

428
00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:16,225
Come on! This way now!No. Not that way.
It's this way.

429
00:15:16,259 --> 00:15:18,572
You don't even know
what you're doing out here, Lin.

430
00:15:18,606 --> 00:15:21,575
I don't know what I'm doing?
I fed myself ants and grubs

431
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:23,129
and I made
a wilderness hairbrush.

432
00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:25,062
Doesn't work, but still.

433
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:27,442
Plus, you're sick, so let's go.
I'm Nature Master now.

434
00:15:27,477 --> 00:15:30,307
You're never Nature Master!
I'm Nature Master!

435
00:15:30,342 --> 00:15:32,172
I'll go back
to camp this way

436
00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:33,863
and then we'll send help
for you!

437
00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:35,761
Oh, come on.
Just stick with me.

438
00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:37,591
You've got horrible
diarrhea, Bob.

439
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:41,181
You'vegot
horrible diarrhea, Bob!

440
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:43,701
[yawns]Day one without the sash.

441
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,772
Whew. Got to figure out
who I am

442
00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:48,326
and what I'm going to wear
diagonally across my chest.

443
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,190
Seatbelt?
Bandolier?
Oh, yeah.

444
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:52,640
And tonight, we take
off your fingerprints.

445
00:15:52,674 --> 00:15:54,850
All right, people,
let's move out!

446
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:56,437
Got to find the kids.

447
00:15:56,471 --> 00:15:58,370
Got to beat Linda.

448
00:15:58,404 --> 00:15:59,786
Need strength.

449
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,719
Got to find food.

450
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,721
Kids! Kids! Mommy's coming!

451
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,894
Whew!
I'm headed for the Wang!

452
00:16:05,929 --> 00:16:08,105
I can see the tip!
[exhaling sharply]

453
00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:10,727
Oh, Bobby, why do you gotta
be such a wang!

454
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,626
Is that... is that a nut?

455
00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:15,318
What are you, an acorn?

456
00:16:15,352 --> 00:16:17,114
If you're poisonous,
tell me now.

457
00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:18,390
[squirrel squeaks]Hey!

458
00:16:18,424 --> 00:16:20,116
Get back here with my nut,
you jerk.

459
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,634
[panting]
[chittering]

460
00:16:21,669 --> 00:16:23,326
Well, well, well.

461
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,537
It looks like the squirrel
has become the idiot.

462
00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:29,677
Thanks for doing
the heavy lifting, squirrels.

463
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:33,889
Oh, boy.

464
00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:35,822
Get away from me!

465
00:16:35,855 --> 00:16:37,202
Get away from me! Aah!

466
00:16:37,236 --> 00:16:39,376
Aah! Don't eat me!

467
00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:41,309
I don't have the strength
to fight.

468
00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:42,863
This is how I'm gonna die.

469
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:48,317
[squirrels chittering]This is taking forever.

470
00:16:48,351 --> 00:16:51,837
Hurry up and eat me.[Linda yelling]

471
00:16:51,871 --> 00:16:53,667
Linda?!That's my man!

472
00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:55,566
You get your paws
off those nuts!

473
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,568
Hi-ya! Ah-wa! Ya! Ah-whoo!You saved me!

474
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,916
Yeah, I missed
your stinky face.

475
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,850
How you feelin',
my little salmonella fella?

476
00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:05,852
Uh... better. All empty.

477
00:17:05,885 --> 00:17:08,372
Sorry I-I left you back there.
That was stupid.

478
00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:09,579
Oh, Bobby.

479
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:10,960
Come on, let's go.

480
00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:12,858
Hey, Linda-- there are
two Nature Masters:

481
00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:15,689
the one I left at camp--
I miss that one so bad--

482
00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:18,243
but the other
Nature Master is you.

483
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:20,348
Aw.This is a fishing pole,

484
00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:22,730
this is a toothpick...
what the hell is this?

485
00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:24,422
You got to get that
removed.

486
00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:25,941
What?That's, like, a huge wart.

487
00:17:25,974 --> 00:17:27,460
Don't look at that. Stop it.

488
00:17:27,493 --> 00:17:28,909
Come on, we got to
get back to camp.

489
00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:32,705
BOB [sighs]:
Holy crap. We're here.

490
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:33,810
Kids!

491
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,537
Bobby, the kids are gone!

492
00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:37,711
What?
WOMAN: They're in here!What?

493
00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:39,367
Yeah, hurry.
We got fudge in here, too.

494
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:40,438
Fudge.

495
00:17:40,472 --> 00:17:42,577
BOB:
Kids?Gene. Tina. Louise.

496
00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:44,407
Where are you, babies?
Where-where are you?

497
00:17:44,442 --> 00:17:46,616
Your kids aren't here.And neither is the fudge.

498
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,618
BOB & LINDA:
What?!Your kids stole the fudge.

499
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:51,483
Along with our inner tubes
and our travel backgammon set.

500
00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:53,588
And a copy of our
survivalist guide.

501
00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:55,211
Um, okay.
I'm sorry about that,

502
00:17:55,246 --> 00:17:57,213
but where are they?
We need to find them.

503
00:17:57,248 --> 00:17:59,387
We've been in the woods
for, like, 40 hours.

504
00:17:59,423 --> 00:18:01,218
Well, we've been in the
woods for 40 months.

505
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:04,738
And we think you've got
what it takes to join us.

506
00:18:04,772 --> 00:18:05,980
What do you say, Linda?

507
00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,603
Did our literature
speak to you?

508
00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:09,605
What?! Who cares
about any of that crud?

509
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,986
We need to find our kids!

510
00:18:11,019 --> 00:18:12,435
Forget your kids.
They're floating

511
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,438
in very high quality
inner tubes down a river

512
00:18:14,471 --> 00:18:15,922
eating fudge and
playing backgammon.

513
00:18:15,955 --> 00:18:19,407
Um, all right, well, we're gonna
go to them now, okay?

514
00:18:19,442 --> 00:18:21,755
Hold-hold on; hold up.
Ooh, is this bear mace?

515
00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:24,309
Why are you holding
bear mace in my face?

516
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:25,863
[door locks]We need to know

517
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,002
that you are ready
to accept our invitation.

518
00:18:28,037 --> 00:18:29,625
Okay...

519
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,317
Let's put on
our "Ritual of Trust" music.

520
00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:32,800
I'll get the
trust lotion.

521
00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,009
They're not here.
Now what?

522
00:18:34,042 --> 00:18:35,942
Let's get a tiny bit more fudge.

523
00:18:35,976 --> 00:18:37,943
Or a lot bit
more fudge.

524
00:18:37,978 --> 00:18:39,634
♪ Everybody dance now

525
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:42,259
[mellow Latin jazz playing]

526
00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:44,432
[quietly]:
What the hell is going on?
What do we do?

527
00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:46,884
Shh. I've got an idea
how to get us out of here.

528
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,022
Just follow my lead.

529
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:50,025
Okay! Here we go!

530
00:18:50,058 --> 00:18:52,060
Let's lotion up. Yeah!

531
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:55,443
Great! You're the first ever
to agree to the Ritual of Trust.

532
00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:57,618
This is gonna be so icy hot.

533
00:18:57,653 --> 00:19:00,277
Oh, it sure is, hon.Very sexual.

534
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,486
Whew! Yes.
I am looking
forward to it.

535
00:19:02,519 --> 00:19:04,833
Can I just use your tiny
restroom to freshen up?

536
00:19:04,866 --> 00:19:07,973
Trust me, you don't want any
of this like this. Nah. Ew.

537
00:19:08,008 --> 00:19:10,804
[sniffs]Yeah, we smell like ass.
Come on, Bobby.

538
00:19:10,838 --> 00:19:12,565
♪ Ooh, yeah, you tell me...

539
00:19:12,598 --> 00:19:15,499
[grunts]
It's too small.TINA: Mom?

540
00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:16,809
Oh, my babies.
BOB:
Is that the kids?

541
00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:17,983
What are
you guys doing?

542
00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:19,571
BOB:
Uh, trying to escape.

543
00:19:19,605 --> 00:19:22,057
But not successfully.Go get help.

544
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:25,094
Your father and I are being held
hostage by the horny hermits.

545
00:19:25,128 --> 00:19:27,579
[bee buzzing]Hmm, I think I've got a plan.

546
00:19:27,614 --> 00:19:28,925
A plan bee.

547
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,652
All right, Tina.
This is all you.

548
00:19:30,685 --> 00:19:32,101
Just like unscrewing
a lightbulb.

549
00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:34,000
Maybe this will help you.My sash!

550
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:36,070
You knew I was always
a Thundergirl deep down

551
00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:37,486
and would want it back.

552
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,866
No! This is satin, woman.

553
00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:40,730
You don't just
throw away satin!

554
00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:43,423
Maybe Thundergirls aren't
completely useless in the wild.

555
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,424
Maybe a bit
of Thundergirl resourcefulness

556
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,669
and a little bit of survivalist
weaponized insects

557
00:19:47,702 --> 00:19:49,704
make for a perfect s'more
of ideas.

558
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,017
Turns out
I'm a Thunder-vivalist.

559
00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:53,432
Tina, shush! Just do it!Oh, yeah, sorry.

560
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:55,124
[grunting]:
Uh! Uh!

561
00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:57,885
Uh! Uh! Uh!

562
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,404
♪

563
00:19:59,439 --> 00:20:00,750
Thundergirl in the hole!

564
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:03,409
Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Bees! Ooh!

565
00:20:03,442 --> 00:20:05,411
Whoa!
[shouts]
They've weaponized insects!

566
00:20:05,444 --> 00:20:07,758
They took a page
out of our own book.

567
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,035
Page 17.

568
00:20:09,068 --> 00:20:11,105
BOB:
Ow! I'm getting stung!

569
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,865
That was your plan?!

570
00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:13,971
You're welcome.

571
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,627
I'll Mace them!
[screams]

572
00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:16,973
Oops.
[groaning]

573
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,769
Camping isfun!Go, go. In the car!

574
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:21,634
Bobby, your stuff.Forget the stuff!

575
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,601
[quietly]:
Gene, grab my Nature Master.

576
00:20:23,635 --> 00:20:25,637
Mm-hmm! Mm, mm, mm!

577
00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:29,917
You can't Mace a guy!
[coughs]

578
00:20:29,951 --> 00:20:31,644
Oh, well, you know
what else you can't do?

579
00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:34,887
You can't take your wife
camping for 40 months!

580
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:35,923
[coughs]
You're right, honey.

581
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,580
Come here. Come over here.

582
00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:39,548
[screams]
Yeah.

583
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,929
Here, Tina.

584
00:20:40,962 --> 00:20:43,068
It's a patch for keeping
Mom and Dad alive.

585
00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:45,933
I don't think this'll count as
an official patch but thank you.

586
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:48,074
You did the Thundergirls
proud, honey.

587
00:20:48,107 --> 00:20:49,385
And I never
left them ever.

588
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:51,076
And no one
can say I did.
Dad,

589
00:20:51,111 --> 00:20:52,560
your underpants.Thank you.

590
00:20:52,596 --> 00:20:55,183
Perfect underwear,
perfect weekend.

591
00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:56,910
Uh, this isn't my underwear.

592
00:20:56,944 --> 00:20:58,947
GENE:
More underwear for me then.

593
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:01,397
GIRLS [to hip-hop beat]:
♪ Rain! Rain! Flash! Flash!

594
00:21:01,432 --> 00:21:03,916
♪ Thundergirls wear
a Thunder [grunt] girl sash! ♪

595
00:21:03,951 --> 00:21:09,095
♪ Honor, friendship,
trust, integrity ♪

596
00:21:09,128 --> 00:21:14,583
♪ Ant Raid, sunscreen,
skits and jelly beans ♪

597
00:21:14,617 --> 00:21:19,829
♪ Thundergirls are bound
to sing this ♪

598
00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:23,489
♪ Song of nature,
friends and things ♪

599
00:21:23,522 --> 00:21:25,422
[hip-hop beat continues]

600
00:21:25,455 --> 00:21:27,976
♪ I'll be a Thundergirl till
I'm six feet under, girl, uh! ♪

601
00:21:28,009 --> 00:21:30,598
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
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602
00:21:30,634 --> 00:21:31,980
♪ That's right, I'll be,
I'll be a Th...♪