1 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,152 And... now playing 2 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:24,285 for the Recreation League Devils, 3 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,983 my recreation league angel, Gene Belcher! 4 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,637 I'm sliding into home! 5 00:00:28,811 --> 00:00:31,030 [grunting rhythmically] 6 00:00:31,204 --> 00:00:33,511 I think that's the electric slide. 7 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:36,296 I know. I didn't want to get my capris dirty. 8 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:37,601 They're baseball pants. 9 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:38,908 Well, they go great with this top. 10 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,430 It's also called a jersey, Gene. 11 00:00:40,604 --> 00:00:41,606 No. 12 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,347 Ease up, everybody, back off. 13 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,783 It's his first game. Oh! This is so exciting! 14 00:00:45,957 --> 00:00:48,003 I'll show you exciting. Hi-ya! 15 00:00:48,177 --> 00:00:49,396 I've got armor for my ding-dong! 16 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:51,180 Come on. That's not how you hit a crotch 17 00:00:51,354 --> 00:00:53,270 with a baseball bat. 18 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:56,621 Thisis how you hit a crotch with a baseball bat. [grunts] 19 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:58,927 Ha-ha-ha! What doesn't break my testicles 20 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,843 only makes them stronger! 21 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:02,758 Wow, Gene is really athletic. 22 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,194 I love baseball: 23 00:01:04,367 --> 00:01:06,022 the pizza parties, the spiky shoes, 24 00:01:06,195 --> 00:01:07,980 the parade at the end of the season 25 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,286 where we ride on a float. 26 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:10,331 How's my wave? 27 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:13,376 Hi... Hi... 28 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,987 Hey, Teddy, do you want an espresso before we close up? 29 00:01:16,162 --> 00:01:17,641 A what?An espresso. Huh? 30 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:19,165 Whoa, look at that. 31 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,168 Yeah, it was a little pricey, 32 00:01:21,341 --> 00:01:23,039 but it's an investment, right? 33 00:01:23,212 --> 00:01:24,692 Someone comes in for a burger, 34 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,650 they'll say, "Oh, Bob, finally 35 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:28,218 you're selling espresso." 36 00:01:28,391 --> 00:01:30,045 Oh, Bobby, it's like that hot plate you bought. 37 00:01:30,219 --> 00:01:31,046 You had big dreams for that. 38 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:32,396 Where is it now? 39 00:01:32,569 --> 00:01:34,658 It's right there.Oh. Ow, it's hot. 40 00:01:34,832 --> 00:01:35,704 Teddy, why don't you try one? 41 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,097 It's on the house. Nah. 42 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:38,489 Well, just to see if you like it. 43 00:01:38,662 --> 00:01:40,012 I don't wanna, Bob. I'm declining politely. 44 00:01:40,186 --> 00:01:41,230 Just take one shot, Teddy! 45 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:43,146 I don't like those tiny cups! 46 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,234 Just drink one!They make it look like I have giant hands! 47 00:01:45,408 --> 00:01:46,409 Come on! 48 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:48,368 Leave me alone! Oh, fine. 49 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:50,240 Really? You're gonna give up that easy? 50 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:53,852 Well, if no one's gonna drink this, maybe I'll just... 51 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:55,853 Ugh, that's terrible. 52 00:01:56,027 --> 00:01:58,073 That's... that's... 53 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,555 Ooh... 54 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,384 Ah... 55 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:06,387 Ooh... 56 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,562 Ooh, ah... 57 00:02:08,736 --> 00:02:11,086 Oh... ooh.... 58 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:16,353 Hey, Tina. 59 00:02:16,526 --> 00:02:18,007 Hi, Teddy. Hi. 60 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,096 Uh... 61 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,274 Huh. 62 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,057 Gross, right? Yeah, it's an acquired taste... 63 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,930 that I just acquired. 64 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:30,236 Hey, batter, batter, batter, hey, batter, batter, batter, 65 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:31,586 hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, 66 00:02:31,759 --> 00:02:33,152 hey, hey, hey, hey! 67 00:02:33,326 --> 00:02:35,284 UMPIRE: Strike three! You're out.Ha-ha! 68 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,069 I made that kid strike out. 69 00:02:37,243 --> 00:02:38,288 Idid that!I'm part of this! 70 00:02:38,461 --> 00:02:40,289 Which one's yours? 71 00:02:40,463 --> 00:02:42,944 Oh, he's down there in the dugout entertaining the troops. 72 00:02:43,118 --> 00:02:44,468 Normal Gene. Evil Gene. 73 00:02:44,641 --> 00:02:46,817 Normal Gene. EvilGene. [grunts] 74 00:02:46,991 --> 00:02:49,256 I think I can hear my hair growing, especially the bangs. 75 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:50,996 Hey, maybe that's why they call them bangs. 76 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,302 Hey, keep it down.How many espressos have you had? 77 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,610 Just one. I'm being really interesting right now, I can tell. 78 00:02:55,783 --> 00:02:57,264 Usually my personality is a little flat. 79 00:02:57,437 --> 00:02:58,787 Did you ever pick up on that? 80 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:00,310 That you have a personality? No. 81 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:01,616 How we doing, Coach? 82 00:03:01,789 --> 00:03:02,747 Have you played all your kids? 83 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,574 Uh, yeah, I think I got 'em all. 84 00:03:04,748 --> 00:03:06,360 Pretty much. Yeah, I got 'em all. 85 00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:08,361 Yeah, I think, I think so, yeah.What about 86 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,580 Belly Bongo? Come on. I played my girl.I'm a boy. 87 00:03:10,754 --> 00:03:12,582 You got to play Belly Bongo, Coach. 88 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:14,411 [sighs] All right, Gene, you're in. 89 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:15,455 What abouturine? 90 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,456 Grab a bat. 91 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,240 Done. Now what? 92 00:03:18,414 --> 00:03:19,634 Sometimes with Jimmy Jr., I don't know what to say. 93 00:03:19,807 --> 00:03:21,461 But now I don't know what notto say. 94 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,985 I have all these thoughts, and it's like, "Okay, guys, 95 00:03:23,158 --> 00:03:24,247 who can get to my mouth first?" 96 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:26,293 I think I love Espresso Tina. 97 00:03:26,466 --> 00:03:27,990 Thanks. I think Jimmy Jr. will, too. 98 00:03:28,163 --> 00:03:30,252 Oh, Gene's going up to bat! Yay! 99 00:03:30,426 --> 00:03:31,993 Go, Gene, go! Whoo! 100 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,996 Why does he have to play now? The game's tied. 101 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:36,216 Gene doesn't even thrive under nopressure. 102 00:03:36,389 --> 00:03:40,002 Okay, just roll it at me as slowly as you feel like. 103 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:42,396 Oh, God. 104 00:03:42,569 --> 00:03:43,745 Aah! Strike one, strike two, strike three! 105 00:03:43,918 --> 00:03:45,180 I surrender! 106 00:03:45,354 --> 00:03:46,616 He's a, a little tentative out there. 107 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:48,836 He kind of got a piece of it, right? 108 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:50,664 Not really.No, no, he didn't. 109 00:03:52,622 --> 00:03:54,495 [screams] 110 00:03:57,975 --> 00:03:59,021 [bat smacks] 111 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:05,723 [grunts] 112 00:04:05,896 --> 00:04:07,508 Ow! [panting] 113 00:04:09,509 --> 00:04:12,121 It's not your fault you lost, sweetie. 114 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,469 It's his fault. 115 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:16,255 Hey! Button it, you seventh inning bi... 116 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,692 Oh, Gene, oh, you played! Wasn't it fun? 117 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,389 I hate baseball! I hate it! 118 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:21,870 [grunting] 119 00:04:22,043 --> 00:04:23,045 Gene, wait! 120 00:04:23,218 --> 00:04:24,437 [grunts]Oh, nice slide, honey! 121 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,225 LINDA: It's not that bad, Gene. 122 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:30,182 You made some errors, you struck out, 123 00:04:30,356 --> 00:04:32,228 one or two people booed. 124 00:04:32,401 --> 00:04:34,230 Louise. To be fair, I also laughed. 125 00:04:34,403 --> 00:04:35,884 That's it! I'll never set foot 126 00:04:36,057 --> 00:04:37,668 on a baseball field again except as a streaker! 127 00:04:37,841 --> 00:04:38,973 I quit! 128 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:40,367 If you quit, you'd be a quitter. 129 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,194 That's worse than being a loser. 130 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:44,153 Well, let's not dismiss the quitting idea. 131 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:45,284 Bob! What? 132 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,024 It has a quiet dignity to it. 133 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:49,288 Quiet dignity? Have you met us?! 134 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,247 Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? 135 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:53,249 I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here. 136 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:54,728 Well, it's something with gouda cheese. 137 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:57,209 I'm still trying to come up with a name for it. 138 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:58,733 Woulda Coulda Gouda. 139 00:04:58,906 --> 00:05:00,300 You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As It Gets. 140 00:05:00,473 --> 00:05:01,952 Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. 141 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,172 Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. 142 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:04,608 Gouda Day, Sir. 143 00:05:04,781 --> 00:05:06,348 Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you. 144 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,307 There goes Jimmy Jr. 145 00:05:08,481 --> 00:05:11,440 Hey, Jimmy Jr., I see you're riding a bicycle. 146 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,312 Do you know they call it a bicycle because "bi" means two? 147 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,226 Speaking of two, there's two of us. 148 00:05:15,401 --> 00:05:17,665 Do you want to go on a date, by the way?Uh, okay. 149 00:05:17,838 --> 00:05:19,406 What's good for you? How about tomorrow at 5:00 a.m.? 150 00:05:19,579 --> 00:05:21,798 I know I'll be up.Uh... 151 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,800 Great. So it's a date. I'll see you then. We'll get coffee. 152 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,454 Oops, wrong way.Eh... 153 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:27,588 We're gonna turn this sinking ship around. 154 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,240 You just need a little extra coaching. 155 00:05:29,415 --> 00:05:31,418 Right, Bob? Bob? 156 00:05:31,591 --> 00:05:32,810 Huh? 157 00:05:32,983 --> 00:05:33,768 Coaching. A little extra coaching. 158 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,639 In? Baseball! 159 00:05:35,812 --> 00:05:36,944 From? You! 160 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:38,555 Oh! Right. For Gene. Sure. 161 00:05:38,728 --> 00:05:39,730 Yes, you. 162 00:05:39,903 --> 00:05:41,165 Yeah, okay. Yeah. Ah... 163 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,343 I probably should have been playing catch 164 00:05:43,516 --> 00:05:45,909 with you for years. Then you'd be good at it. 165 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,826 It's so beautiful here. Dad, is this Heaven? 166 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,653 It's not Heaven, but the, but the lighting is nice, right? 167 00:05:50,827 --> 00:05:52,047 It's a nice time of day. 168 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:54,266 You know, when I saw you playing the game, 169 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:55,790 it looked to me like you were 170 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:57,182 a little afraid of the ball. 171 00:05:57,356 --> 00:05:59,183 The stitches remind me of Frankenstein! 172 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:01,403 All right, I'm gonna toss it to you easy, Gene, okay? 173 00:06:01,577 --> 00:06:03,057 It's getting hard to see, 174 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:04,276 so let me know when you throw it.Uh-oh. 175 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:06,322 Oh! You hit me in the nose! 176 00:06:06,495 --> 00:06:08,279 I'm sorry! I said I was gonna throw it. 177 00:06:08,454 --> 00:06:09,586 [groans] 178 00:06:09,759 --> 00:06:11,196 Here, you can have a free throw at me. 179 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,154 Ow! I thought you couldn't throw! 180 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:15,331 I was aiming at your feet! 181 00:06:15,504 --> 00:06:17,463 Ow! Stop it, Gene! 182 00:06:17,637 --> 00:06:19,161 That time I aimed at your face! 183 00:06:19,334 --> 00:06:21,685 All right, how about this? [grunts] 184 00:06:21,858 --> 00:06:24,165 [both grunting] 185 00:06:24,339 --> 00:06:25,776 Aah! Don't throw that! 186 00:06:25,949 --> 00:06:27,125 Do not throw that! 187 00:06:27,298 --> 00:06:29,300 Hey, look at this. 188 00:06:29,475 --> 00:06:31,216 I Yahoogled "boy needs baseball help, 189 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:34,524 father-son fail unathletic hopeless turquoise jewelry." 190 00:06:34,697 --> 00:06:35,829 Why turquoise jewelry? 191 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,221 'Cause I've been looking for some. 192 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:38,832 It's coming back. Anyway, 193 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:40,487 look what came up. "The Deuce of Diamonds' Diamonds 194 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:42,444 in the Rough in the Diamond Baseball Camp." 195 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:44,882 It's rated four diamonds! 196 00:06:45,055 --> 00:06:46,317 Hello there, ballers. 197 00:06:46,492 --> 00:06:48,189 I'm the Deuce of Diamonds! 198 00:06:48,363 --> 00:06:50,322 Hey, I know him. He used to be the Prince of Persuasia. 199 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:51,975 The Prince of whosia? 200 00:06:52,149 --> 00:06:53,500 A teacher of the ancient art of seduction. 201 00:06:53,673 --> 00:06:55,415 Dr. Yap had his video. I learned so much. 202 00:06:55,588 --> 00:06:56,720 But now I have something better, a magic black bean. 203 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:58,591 A what? Nothing. 204 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:01,507 What's holding you back from maximum baseball excellence? 205 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,204 Guess what was standing in my way. 206 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:05,293 Iwas. 207 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,165 Wow, that's deep. 208 00:07:07,338 --> 00:07:08,384 Deeply dumb.Shh! 209 00:07:08,557 --> 00:07:10,951 I was striking myselfout. 210 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:13,519 Then I unlocked the baseball awesomeness inside my body. 211 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,346 Now look at me. 212 00:07:15,521 --> 00:07:17,045 He didn't do that. 213 00:07:17,218 --> 00:07:18,654 Check out these incredible results 214 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:20,351 from my one-day Diamonds in the Rough 215 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:22,137 in the Diamond Baseball Camp. 216 00:07:28,577 --> 00:07:29,884 Now he's Deucing it. 217 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:37,500 Now they're all Deucing it. 218 00:07:37,673 --> 00:07:39,415 Ooh, look at this. 219 00:07:39,588 --> 00:07:42,199 The Deuce is holding his camp in town tomorrow! 220 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,072 And it's only $495. 221 00:07:44,245 --> 00:07:47,117 $495 for that? That's crazy. 222 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:49,903 For that kind of money, he should throw in $495. 223 00:07:50,077 --> 00:07:53,384 Don't be a cheapskate, Bob. Do you love Gene or not? 224 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,387 Of course I love Gene.Ew! 225 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,040 Then we're spending $495. 226 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,433 We don't have it! 227 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,088 Oh, go fart in a fortune cookie. 228 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:04,396 No fair! I can't have $495, but Tina can have 229 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,660 all the glasses she wants?! Ugh! 230 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:07,964 Let's discuss this over a frothy espresso. 231 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,663 I'll go make it. 232 00:08:09,836 --> 00:08:12,012 No more espresso, Tina. I'm gonna lock her in her room. 233 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,622 TINA: No. 234 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:15,319 Ah, maybe I could sell something valuable. 235 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,627 I got a Spanish edition of Fifty Shades of Grey 236 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,411 I found on a bus. Cincuenta Sombras de Grey. 237 00:08:20,586 --> 00:08:21,935 Don't tell your father. 238 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,591 You could sell your soul. I did, and look at me, 239 00:08:24,764 --> 00:08:26,593 I'mfine. 240 00:08:26,766 --> 00:08:30,466 [gasps] I have something more precious than my soul. 241 00:08:30,639 --> 00:08:33,381 LINDA: And this one and this one. Good-bye. 242 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,471 Ooh, and this one. Okay. 243 00:08:35,644 --> 00:08:37,385 Bye-bye. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, okay. 244 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:38,648 And this one. Oh, no-no-no, not that one. Not that. 245 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,258 I don't know how that got in there. 246 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:41,650 Okay. Wait, wait. A couple more. 247 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:44,436 Bye. Go. Okay. Look, I need $495. 248 00:08:44,610 --> 00:08:46,090 Plus that derringer. 249 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,788 Look, the kitsch craze is kind of played out. 250 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,005 No one likes babies. 251 00:08:49,179 --> 00:08:50,442 What? Who doesn't? What? 252 00:08:50,616 --> 00:08:51,966 I got a shelf of 'em. 253 00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:54,010 Oh! Look at that one! Let me see that one! 254 00:08:54,184 --> 00:08:55,230 [clears throat] Uh, Mom. 255 00:08:55,403 --> 00:08:57,318 What? Oh. 256 00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:59,190 Going in the wrong direction. I'm sorry. 257 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:02,672 Maybe if you had some fine art or antique coins or firearms. 258 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,760 Or high-end restaurant equipment? 259 00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:05,631 Talk to me. 260 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,284 What about the...? 261 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:09,331 [gasps] Ah... 262 00:09:09,504 --> 00:09:13,335 [grunts] Stealing and pawning. I feel so dirty! 263 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:15,684 I told you you'd like crime, Mom. 264 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,513 Eh... yeah, I do. 265 00:09:20,471 --> 00:09:22,344 GENE: I wonder why Dad changed his mind about me going 266 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:23,692 to the Deuce of Diamonds' Baseball Camp? 267 00:09:23,866 --> 00:09:25,476 Well, because he loves you. 268 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,567 But you don't let him know that you know, all right? 269 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:29,437 He doesn't like to talk about his feelings. 270 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,354 He's all stunted inside like a big dumb man, all right? 271 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:33,834 It's our little secret, okay? 272 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,399 Just like our Sunday mani-pedis. 273 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,229 Oh, look, there he is! Hi, The Deuce. This is Gene. 274 00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,667 I've got the heart of a baseball player 275 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:43,321 but the body of a manager. Office manager. 276 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,062 No problem, that's what we're here for. 277 00:09:45,235 --> 00:09:47,150 Baseball is all I do. 278 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:49,413 The Closer of Close-Up Magic. Don't worry about that. 279 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,241 The Iceman of Inkjet Printer Repair? 280 00:09:51,415 --> 00:09:53,201 Those are just... in my trunk. 281 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,681 Now, about the tuition... 282 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,639 Ah! It wasn't easy, but I got it all. 283 00:09:56,812 --> 00:09:58,206 Great, cash! 284 00:09:58,379 --> 00:09:59,686 I mean, checks are so formal. 285 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,208 It's a lot of money. 286 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:02,993 But you guarantee results, right, Deuce? 287 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,908 You better write your name on this little guy because 288 00:10:05,081 --> 00:10:06,779 you're not gonna recognize him when you pick him up. 289 00:10:06,953 --> 00:10:09,346 Ha-ha! I'm gonna have a killer fastball 290 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,522 and a magnificent perm. 291 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,394 Whoo! I'm gonna have a hot dog. 292 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,701 Hey-hey-hey, Jimmy Pesto! 293 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,268 Hi, Linda. Thanks for the heads up 294 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,312 about the baseball camp. 295 00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:19,749 Isn't it great? 296 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,184 Last chance to earn my love, guys. 297 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,404 [laughs] I love that joke. 298 00:10:23,578 --> 00:10:25,885 Okay, guys, let's get started. I'm gonna count these checks, 299 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,756 and you guys are gonna inject yourself 300 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:30,412 with some performance-enhancing enthusiasm! 301 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,283 ALL: Yay! 302 00:10:32,456 --> 00:10:33,894 I am going to be athletic. 303 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,243 How you doing, Tina? You seem a little logy. 304 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,244 Well, you seem a little shut your face. 305 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,245 Whoa. Tina! 306 00:10:38,419 --> 00:10:40,422 It's her first day since I cut her off espresso, so... 307 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,250 Yeah, when you dance with the bear, 308 00:10:42,423 --> 00:10:44,947 you can't stop until the bear wants to stop. 309 00:10:45,121 --> 00:10:46,254 Espresso's the bear.Come on, Dad. 310 00:10:46,427 --> 00:10:48,255 Just let me bite down on a bean! 311 00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:50,039 No! No espresso! 312 00:10:50,213 --> 00:10:51,955 You can't have any and your father can't sell any. 313 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,349 And, uh, I mean, he's allowed to, he just never, ever will. 314 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,437 So end of subject. 315 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:57,047 Uh, ooh, look at the sky. 316 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,440 You know what? I've been thinking about it. 317 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,224 Maybe I should try it. Broaden my horizons. 318 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:01,748 No, don't! 319 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,313 I-I saw a report. It'll shrink your penis. 320 00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:04,967 Yeah, it'll shrink it. 321 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,144 One study says it'll shrink, the other says it'll grow. 322 00:11:07,317 --> 00:11:08,537 You got to just live your life. 323 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:09,451 Set me up, Bob. 324 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,538 My first sale. 325 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,409 [Linda groans] 326 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:15,022 We never thought he'd actually sell one. 327 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,588 I just got to take off the dust cover.Take off that dust cover. 328 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,591 [Bob and Tina screaming]Where is it?! 329 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,158 Oh, my God, it's gone. 330 00:11:22,332 --> 00:11:23,333 Oh, how odd. 331 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,770 Okay, guys, listen up. 332 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,423 Your glove is your best friend. 333 00:11:26,597 --> 00:11:28,296 But you are not its best friend. 334 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,427 You're its boss and you are pissed off. 335 00:11:30,601 --> 00:11:31,951 Now punish your glove. 336 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,562 Pound it. Make it afraid to miss a ball ever. 337 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,347 [grunting] 338 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:40,481 You've got to start meeting your performance goals! 339 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:43,092 When you change your attitude, you change your batitude. 340 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,878 So swing away. 341 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,966 Uh, Mr. The Deuce, you don't have a baseball. 342 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,446 If we played with a real ball, 343 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,144 we'd spend half the day running after it. 344 00:11:50,317 --> 00:11:51,580 It's all in your mind. 345 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:52,798 Whoa.Wow. 346 00:11:52,972 --> 00:11:54,278 [whooshing][hitting noise] 347 00:11:54,451 --> 00:11:56,453 That's a double in the gap.[chuckles] 348 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:57,455 [whooshing][hitting noise] 349 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,630 Home run.Ooh! 350 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,068 [hitting noise]Broken bat, single. 351 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:03,157 [gasps] 352 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,419 I'll need a pinch runner. 353 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,682 What's that, kid?[wheezing]: I said I'm gonna need a pinch runner. 354 00:12:07,856 --> 00:12:09,510 Speak up, please.[wheezing] 355 00:12:09,684 --> 00:12:11,120 [whooshing][hitting noise] 356 00:12:11,294 --> 00:12:13,167 Long fly ball. This could go. 357 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,081 Oh, no, caught at the wall. 358 00:12:15,255 --> 00:12:16,431 No! 359 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,302 By you. You hit it, you caught it. 360 00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:20,173 Amazing over-the-shoulder catch. 361 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:22,350 I was robbed. By me. 362 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,874 An espresso machine doesn't just walk away. 363 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,181 Where are you, you big, beautiful silver bastard? 364 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,659 Who would do this?[door chimes ring] 365 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,226 Hi, Tina.What, what, 366 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,403 what?!I just... I was saying hi. 367 00:12:32,576 --> 00:12:34,754 'Cause I just walked in, so... 368 00:12:34,927 --> 00:12:37,712 what do you mean, what?Oh, my God, I never noticed how annoying you are. 369 00:12:37,886 --> 00:12:39,322 I can't even understand what you're saying. 370 00:12:39,496 --> 00:12:41,150 Oh, I have a speech impediment, Tina. 371 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,586 Well, fix it. 372 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,024 Hey, where's Gene?Ah, Gene, Gene, Gene. 373 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,373 That's all you ever talk about. 374 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:46,852 What about me? Look at me. 375 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,201 Gene's at that baseball thing. 376 00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:49,681 My brothers are there, too. 377 00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:51,205 What?!Oh, that's right. 378 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,033 Uh, Gene's at, uh... 379 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,383 [mumbling]: Deuce of Diamonds' Baseball Camp. 380 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:56,340 Playing baseball. 381 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,558 [panting] 382 00:12:57,732 --> 00:13:00,039 Okay, cross home. Tip your cap. 383 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,692 Chest bump the guy on deck, 384 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,913 and that's a home run trot. 385 00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:04,913 Okay, any questions so far? 386 00:13:05,087 --> 00:13:06,610 About anything at all. 387 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:10,224 Girls, boys, life, money, inkjet printer repair. 388 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,052 Um, can I be a good baseball player... 389 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,443 [wheezing]: ...with asthma? 390 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,010 Rudy, I'm gonna tell you a story. 391 00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:16,403 A famous baseball player-- 392 00:13:16,577 --> 00:13:17,491 whose name I can't remember right now-- 393 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,537 had Lou Gehrig's Disease 394 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,149 and he didn't let it slow him down.That was inspiring. 395 00:13:22,322 --> 00:13:25,107 Um, can Ollie and I be umpires?Yes, you can. 396 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,544 You're out of there!You're out of there! 397 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:30,244 You're out of there! You're out of there! 398 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:33,376 The Deuce, will I ever get over being scared of the ball? 399 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,379 Gene, listen to me. You are so much 400 00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:36,903 bigger and rounder than that ball, 401 00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:38,556 it should be scared of you. 402 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,210 [high voice]: Oh, no, it's Gene. 403 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,951 I won't hurt you, baseball. 404 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,952 That's okay. It's your job to hit me 405 00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:47,260 over the fence. I love you so much, Gene. Aw. 406 00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:49,088 [phone rings]Hold on, getting a call. 407 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,568 Ugh, Mr. You Owe Me $1,100 Manoogian. 408 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,745 That is a long first name and a long last name. 409 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,225 Hey, Mr. Manoogian. 410 00:13:56,399 --> 00:13:58,272 Well, I've been trying to reach you, too. 411 00:13:58,446 --> 00:13:59,881 Uh-huh, I see. 412 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,578 Yes, sir. Okay. 413 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,798 Well, I could pay the bill now, so you can go ahead 414 00:14:03,972 --> 00:14:05,626 and not put my stuff out on the street. 415 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,323 I'm sorry, it's how much? 416 00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,326 Minibar?That's where they get you. 417 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,501 All right, well, you know what? Then I'm coming down there. 418 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,155 And I'm bringing some of my people. 419 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,854 Okay, guys, listen up. 420 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:18,118 Um, sometimes in baseball you go on a road trip. 421 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:21,294 So let's practice piling into the team bus over there. 422 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,991 Now, everybody grab a bat. 423 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,645 BOB: Linda, 424 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,301 look at me. How did you pay for baseball camp? 425 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:31,000 Uh... I, uh, I sold my porcelain babies. 426 00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:33,133 Wait, I saw those when I was tearing the place apart. 427 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,350 So you didn't sell them! 428 00:14:34,524 --> 00:14:36,135 Those are my backup babies. 429 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,485 Yeah, that's the B-team. Look how ugly they are. 430 00:14:38,659 --> 00:14:41,357 You can do this the easy way or the hard way.[porcelain shatters] 431 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,533 Tina!Do you think I'm playing here? 432 00:14:43,707 --> 00:14:47,974 [exclaims]I need that espresso machine back... oh, my head. 433 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,500 [giggling] 434 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,025 Hi, Tina, 435 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,635 I think you're more into espresso 436 00:14:58,809 --> 00:15:00,551 than you are into me. 437 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:03,336 [screams]It's true. I love espresso, coffee, 438 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:05,120 caffeinated teas, and then Jimmy Jr. 439 00:15:05,294 --> 00:15:06,208 In that order. 440 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,297 All right, I did it. 441 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,125 I sold the espresso machine. 442 00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:10,692 [sighs] That machine was the crown jewel 443 00:15:10,865 --> 00:15:12,346 of this restaurant, Linda. 444 00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:14,347 It was made in Turin, Italy. 445 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,176 That's where they make... Fiats! 446 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,524 Big whoop. It was a waste of money. 447 00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:19,614 I'd rather waste money on Gene. 448 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:23,052 You don't even know if this Deuce is legit.He has a Web site. 449 00:15:23,225 --> 00:15:24,879 Yeah, they don't just give those out. 450 00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:27,013 We're going down there and we're coming back with our money. 451 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,623 Or a really good baseball player. 452 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,191 I hope neither of you are getting your hopes up. 453 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,844 Tina, break another one.That one. 454 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,368 Oh, no. 455 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,067 THE DEUCE: Okay, we're here. 456 00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:40,287 Everybody out.Hey, this is where 457 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,201 our dad goes for his naps. 458 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,029 Hi, Mr. Manoogian! 459 00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:45,379 Oh, crap. Hey, 460 00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:47,206 hey, hey, hey!No, no, no, too late! 461 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,730 Listen. Come on!You're too late! 462 00:15:48,903 --> 00:15:50,210 Come on, man.Not cool! 463 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,601 You're not cool! Now, listen. 464 00:15:51,775 --> 00:15:53,778 I don't have the whole $1,100 in cash. 465 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,866 [groans]: Oh...But I can sign over some checks. 466 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,520 Now, this one has a flag on it, 467 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,393 and patriotic checks never bounce. 468 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,091 No, no, no, I don't need your stupid flag checks, okay?! 469 00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:04,354 Pay me now, or I'm keeping your DVD player. 470 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,965 It's not a DVD player, 471 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,663 it's a Blu-ray player that also plays DVDs! 472 00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:11,230 Well, then, that makes it a DVD player!No, it doesn't! 473 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,884 Hey, how much for this hot pot? 474 00:16:13,058 --> 00:16:14,364 This is not a yard sale. 475 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,888 Three dollars.Okay, it is a yard sale. 476 00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:18,193 LINDA: Well, they were here. 477 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,760 BOB: Oh, that's great, so 478 00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,588 this guy-- The Deuce-- just takes off somewhere 479 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:24,157 with all the kids?Look, he left that gym bag. 480 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:27,376 See, we've got bath towels from the Sand Flea motel 481 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,423 and some crumbled deodorant in a baggy. 482 00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:30,772 See, that's valuable. 483 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,817 He's got to come back for that. 484 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:35,471 Oh, my God, Lin, I don't want to sit around waiting for him. 485 00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:38,126 Let's go to the Sand Flea.Yeah, we shouldn't even stop for coffee. 486 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,649 But let's stop for coffee. 487 00:16:39,823 --> 00:16:40,695 MANOOGIAN: Okay, this isn't enough. 488 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,087 You're still way short. 489 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:43,784 Sorry I couldn't move the tube socks. 490 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,265 Okay, fine! If that's how you want to play it, 491 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,788 we're just gonna take some swings... 492 00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:49,572 at your soda machine. 493 00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:51,052 Go to it, guys. 494 00:16:51,226 --> 00:16:52,923 But isn't that vandalism? 495 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,144 Babe Ruth used to beat the crap out of a root beer machine. 496 00:16:55,317 --> 00:16:56,580 Now look at him.Okay. 497 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,059 [grunting] 498 00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,278 Yeah, there you go. 499 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,106 Four-bagger. 500 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,716 Grand salami. 501 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:04,806 That's a good looking foul ball right there. 502 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,590 Soda, you made me fat, but you also made me strong! 503 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:08,809 Maid cart, get it. 504 00:17:08,983 --> 00:17:10,811 I'll come back later. 505 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,814 These boys are very weak. I see no damage. 506 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,729 They're damaging your pride. 507 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,251 Not very much. 508 00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:17,297 BOB: Oh, my God, 509 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,340 there's Gene. 510 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:19,690 Gene, what are you doing? 511 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,650 Playing baseball, and I'm great. [grunts] 512 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,739 Look at his swing, Bobby. Poetry in motion. 513 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,609 Yeah, slow motion. 514 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,134 Some soda's leaking out. It might have caffeine in it. 515 00:17:28,307 --> 00:17:29,482 BOB: Tina, don't lick that. 516 00:17:29,656 --> 00:17:30,788 Do you folks mind? 517 00:17:30,961 --> 00:17:32,442 These practices are closed to parents. 518 00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:34,356 Just give us our money back and we'll go. 519 00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:36,663 Refund, no. That's not gonna happen. 520 00:17:36,837 --> 00:17:38,230 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 521 00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:40,189 Guys, I did everything The Deuce told me to 522 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,147 and now I'm excellent at baseball. 523 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,324 Gene, this is a scam.Excuse me, 524 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,542 The Deuce has ears andfeelings. 525 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,501 Well, I'm sorry.Well, I forgive you. 526 00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:51,069 But now we want our money. Whoa, bro, easy. 527 00:17:51,243 --> 00:17:53,594 The next game Gene plays, you'll notice a real diff. 528 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:57,336 Too bad, by then, I'll be setting up my winter camp in Arizona. 529 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,338 Deucing in the desert. Aw, 530 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,384 you're gonna miss Gene hitting all those home runs. 531 00:18:01,557 --> 00:18:03,646 And you're gonna miss the leaves changing. 532 00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:06,346 He's not better, Lin. It's not a real baseball camp. 533 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,651 He is so better. 534 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,305 I wish there was a game right now. 535 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:10,698 He'd show you, buddy. 536 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,307 You know, what? A game right now. 537 00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,222 Let's do that.Yeah, let's do that. 538 00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:15,746 Well, let's not rush into anything. 539 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,356 Some of my training takes a little time... 540 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,575 to sink in. 541 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:19,836 Oh, don't be modest, The Deuce. 542 00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:21,664 You know what you're doing. 543 00:18:21,838 --> 00:18:24,364 He's gifted; he said so.He's gonna do a TED Talk. 544 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,756 Okay, look, I got to go. 545 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,540 No, no, no, no, you're not going anywhere. 546 00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:29,586 We've got enough people here for a game 547 00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:31,371 in that vacant lot right there. 548 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,372 Now, if Gene gets a hit-- 549 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:33,807 which he won't, because 550 00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:35,375 you're a fraud-- you keep the money. 551 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,246 If not, we get a full refund. 552 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,726 That sounds really complicated. 553 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:39,814 I didn't get it either. 554 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,337 Play ball!Play ball. 555 00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:45,166 ♪ For the land of the free ♪ 556 00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:48,387 ♪ And the home of the brave. ♪ 557 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,391 Okay, first base is The Deuce's baggy of deodorant, 558 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,306 second and third are his Rollerblades, 559 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,221 and home is his hemorrhoid pillow. 560 00:18:55,394 --> 00:18:56,743 Play ball! 561 00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:58,441 You can do it, Gene. 562 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,574 Get a hit and disappoint your father.Okay. 563 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:03,229 No hit, no hit, no hit, no hit! 564 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,882 Come on, Gene. 565 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,928 Wait for a big fat one right over the ass pad. 566 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,016 THE DEUCE: Here it comes, Gene. 567 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,583 Nothing to be afraid of. 568 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:13,500 ♪ ♪ 569 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,114 [grunts] 570 00:19:20,549 --> 00:19:21,334 [gasps] 571 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,163 Oh, my God, you hit it-- I mean, 572 00:19:24,336 --> 00:19:25,598 of course you hit it, I'm a great coach. 573 00:19:25,772 --> 00:19:27,122 Gene hit it. That's a hit. 574 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,037 It's not a hit if somebody catches it. 575 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,256 Call it, someone. 576 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,821 I got it!I got it! 577 00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,476 Wait, do you want it?No, not if you want it. 578 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,565 You can have it.But it sounded like you wanted it. 579 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,262 Make up your minds! 580 00:19:37,436 --> 00:19:38,438 BOTH: Let's share it! 581 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,266 No, no, don't share it! 582 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,788 [grunts] No! 583 00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:43,137 Now it's a hit. 584 00:19:43,311 --> 00:19:44,617 [grunting]Hey, he's still running. 585 00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:45,792 Throw to first. 586 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,229 Throw to first base! 587 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,796 Ah, you're such a dick, Bob. 588 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,276 [panting]Ow. 589 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,278 That had some mustard on it. For real. 590 00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:55,280 No!It's a hit! 591 00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:58,197 It's an error, not a hit. Gene got a hit, you jerk. 592 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,460 You're blind. Put some lenses in those things!I'm blind to marry you! 593 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,243 Why don't you steal home, you thief? 594 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,333 You've stolen everything else.You love a coffee machine 595 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,074 more than you love your son.Get your finger out of my face. 596 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,596 You're out of here, pal!Get your finger out of my face! 597 00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,685 Stuff it up your crackerjacks!Your fat finger! 598 00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:11,601 Hey, there goes The Deuce.BOB: Oh, crap. 599 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,820 Oh, no, no, no, no. 600 00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:15,997 [sighs] I'm really gonna miss that guy. 601 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,520 He gave us his magic and then he disappeared. 602 00:20:18,694 --> 00:20:20,653 Just like Toad the Wet Sprocket. 603 00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:24,309 Are we going to the pizza party now? 604 00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:25,920 No.Oh. 605 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,790 Hey, Mr. Belcher, just wait till next year. 606 00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:29,836 Don't. Don't do that. What are you doing? 607 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,317 Don't do that.[kids cheering] 608 00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:33,318 See, Bob, it was all worth it. 609 00:20:33,492 --> 00:20:34,493 Gene learned confidence. 610 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,972 From a confidence man. 611 00:20:36,146 --> 00:20:38,498 I got conned good. And that ain't bad. 612 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,368 I guess I'm happy that Gene's happy. 613 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,458 But that espresso machine just really made me proud, 614 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:43,372 that's all. 615 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,026 That dirty hunk of junk? 616 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,156 I'm glad it's gone. 617 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,333 It wasn't good for Tina. 618 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:48,682 Where is Tina? 619 00:20:48,855 --> 00:20:49,856 [gulping] 620 00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:52,642 That pot is a week old. 621 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,209 [gulping] 622 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,342 I put my cigarettes out in that. 623 00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,038 [coughs] 624 00:20:58,212 --> 00:21:00,998 [gulping]Do you want cream or sugar? 625 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:04,219 ["Electric Boogie" by Marcia Griffiths playing] 626 00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:11,704 ♪ You can't see it ♪ 627 00:21:11,878 --> 00:21:14,184 ♪ It's electric!♪ 628 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:16,230 ♪ You gotta feel it ♪ 629 00:21:16,404 --> 00:21:18,364 ♪ It's electric!♪ 630 00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,583 ♪ Ooh, it's shakin' ♪ 631 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,977 ♪ It's electric!♪ 632 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,021 [singing in Spanish] 633 00:21:25,195 --> 00:21:26,285 ♪ She's a-movin' like electric ♪ 634 00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,068 ♪ She sure got the boogie ♪ 635 00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:29,375 ♪ You gotta know it ♪ 636 00:21:29,548 --> 00:21:31,550 ♪ It's electric!♪