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♪ ♪

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♪ I'm mining the cave
for love ♪

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♪ Don't care about
the world above ♪

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♪ Down here it's dark and cold ♪

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♪ I'm just looking
for a nugget of gold ♪

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♪ My hat is hard,
but my heart is soft ♪

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♪ It's dusty down here
and so I cough ♪[coughing]

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♪ It's a dirty job,
but I ain't stoppin' ♪

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♪ I know I'm breathin' toxins,
but you're lookin' foxin' ♪

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♪ Will you be mine? ♪

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♪ Coal mine ♪

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♪ Will you be mine? ♪

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♪ Diamond... ♪

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TINA:
Hey, I was watching that.

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Bad enough I'm being forced
to go to their concert.

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It's like I'm going
to the electric chair

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and you're making me watch
videos of the electric chair.

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Louise, you be nice.

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Your Aunt Gayle got you
those tickets,

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and she's excited to take you.

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I'm super excited.

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I've been practicing
my concert scream all week.

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[weakly]:
Ah...

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Ah... Still ne...
might need some work.

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Why would you waste a scream
on a stupid boy band?

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Screams are for
roller coasters

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or axe murderers
or Dad's morning breath.

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Hey, it's not that bad.

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[screams]Oh, whew!

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Brush your teeth.
I did.

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Well, then,
help me look for my keys.

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I've told you to stop
putting stuff in there

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if you ever want
to see it again.

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You put my baby brother
in there,

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and that was the last
we saw of him!

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Javier Belcher, I love you!

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I'm serious.
We're gonna be late

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for Gene's table-setting
competition.

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Ugh.
Do I really have to?

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I-I'd rather go to
the boy band concert.

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Bob, one of our kids is actually
participating in something.

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We're going,
even if it's table-setting.

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It's table-scaping.

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And it's the most exciting
competition on four legs.

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It combines accurate
table-setting placement

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with creative themes
and costumes.

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I'm sure it's much more
exciting than it sounds.

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It has to be. Right?

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Gene, how did you
even end up going

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to the regionals
in table-setting, anyway?

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'Scaping!

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It was the only non-athletic

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after-school activity,

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and I creamed the competition.

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As you can see,

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my tablecloth is a trash bag.Mm-hmm.

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Please enjoy this gar-beverage.Amusing.

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And when the meal is over,

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you can deposit your dirty
silverware in the truck

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to head to the dump.

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Beep! Beep!

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[imitates whirring hydraulics]

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Our theme is twin dinner.Twinner!

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Two knives.
Two forks.

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Two napkins.

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Two plates...Congratulations, Gene.

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You're going to regionals.

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All right! Mmm.

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Gene, if you like
setting tables so much,

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why don't you set tables
at the restaurant?

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Or here?

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[chuckles]
No, Dad.

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I don't set where I eat.

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Where's Aunt Gayle?

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It's my first concert.

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I want to hurry up
and start remembering

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this moment for
the rest of my life.

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Maybe Aunt Gayle realized

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that she's a 42-year-old woman

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and she shouldn't be
into boy bands?

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[phone rings]

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Hello?

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Oh. Hi, Aunt Gayle.
Are you outside?

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An emergency?

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Emergency?

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Okay, yeah...

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I-I understand.
Bye.

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Give me the bad news.
Give me the bad news!

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Aunt Gayle pepper-sprayed
one of her cats

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because she thought
he was an intruder

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trying to sexually assault her.

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She has to take him to the vet,
and we have to miss the concert.

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Yeah!

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This is the best thing
Aunt Gayle's done

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since she pooped her pants at
the cell phone store last year.

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Ugh, my heart
just pooped its pants.

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[sputtering]

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Wow. Lots of people.

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I didn't realize
that table-setting

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was such a big deal.'Scaping!

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Check out those trophies.

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LINDA: Ooh, and judges
with buttons that say "judge."

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Well, got to get cracking
if I'm gonna win first place.

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You know, honey,
it's okay if you don't win.

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Yeah, Gene, I mean, win or lose,
we're just proud that...

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you're setting a table
at the competitive level.

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Ooh, mini croissants!

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No matter what I say,
stop me when I've had 16.

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[hums] So, now that we're not
going to the concert,

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what should we do first?

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[groans]

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All right, I'll give it a shot.

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[groaning][Tina groaning]

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[groans]
Is this it?

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Yeah, that's good.

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[both groaning]

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Okay! I hate this.

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Come on, Tina, cheer up.

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It's four lame boys
who dance.

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There's so much more
out there in the world.

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No, there isn't!

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Ugh, it's no fun
having you down

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if I'm not the one
who got you there.

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[sadly]:
I'm sorry.

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Fine. I'm not a monster.
I'll help you.

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What do you mean?

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I mean I'll get you
to the concert.

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I'll get you there.

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How?

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Are you sure we can
bike all the way there

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by the time the
concert starts?

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Not if we keep
chitchatting like this.

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Oh, here's the freeway.

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Once we merge, get in
the fast lane, okay?

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And we'll get there
in no time.

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[moans]
What?

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[moans]

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[tires squeal]

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[coughs]

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TINA:
Zeke?

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What are you doing here?

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Me and my cousin Leslie
are going to sell

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some bootleg T-shirts
and hot dogs

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at the Boyz 4 Now
concert.

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Boom. Whatcha letcha.

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Ha! Check it out.
One size fits all.

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Damn, this one says my
card's declined, too.

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Zeke, you have any money?

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Nah,
my white ass is broke.

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Hey, I've got gas money.

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You got room for two
more in that buggy?

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You slip me a fiver,
I'll be your driver.

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Leslie loves rhymes.

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And pasta that comes in cans.

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If it ain't from a can,
it don't go in this man.

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[laughs]

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I've never ridden with
this many hot dogs before.

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A day of firsts.

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Watch out. You squish 'em,
you bought 'em.

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TINA:
Boyz 4 Now, here we come.

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ZEKE:
Don't squish it!

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So who's your favorite
Boy 4 Now?

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Griffin's the hot one.
And he's super extreme.

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His dog is a wolf.

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Stop.And then there's Allen.

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He's cute but shy.
His fans are called

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Allen-coholics.
Ugh.

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My stepmom's an Allen-coholic.
And a shopaholic.

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Double trouble!

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This is Matt.

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He's moody
and a little older.

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I think, like, 17.

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LOUISE:
Maybe his mustache

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is 17, but he's 90.

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And then there's Boo Boo.

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He's young
but crazy good at dancing.

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I used to be a real
Boo Boo Booster,

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but now I'm kind of
into Griffin.

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Ugh, stop talking!

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[mumbling]
Stop. Stop.

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Okay, I'm gonna put my
fist in your mouth.[muffled]: Okay.

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Oh, Marilyn.
Tragic beauty.

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[gasps]
I love your son's table.

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Hi.

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Aw. Thank you.

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Magic. Hmm.

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Uh, what's "hmm"?

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Your table's cute.

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But only one person can
take home the Golden Plate.

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And we sure didn't come
to take home the Silver Spoon.

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Yeah, well, we ne...
neither did we.

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Right.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah.

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Oh, please.
Come on, Oscar.

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You've still got
a crying Joe DiMaggio

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to carve out of butter.

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Bye, guys.
Good luck.Don't talk to them!

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Gene, get back to
work on your table.

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You've got to win.

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I thought you said it was okay
if I didn't win.

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Well, that was before
we met that idiot.

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Now chop-chop.

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Ooh, Dad,
you got the fever!

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'Scaping fever!

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Whoo!
Can't escape the 'scape!

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Let's do this!Yeah!

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[screaming, squealing]

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Ugh, no wonder
no one likes women.

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All right, see you
after the show.

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Be careful.

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There's a lot
of puberty in there.

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I can't believe I'm here.
It's really happening.

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I feel light-headed.

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Whoa! No fainting!

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I don't think I'm strong
enough to go in there alone.

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I need you to come with me.

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[sighs] Fine.

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I'll get you to your seat
so you don't get trampled,

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but then I am out of there.

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[screaming, squealing]

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What is wrong with all of you?

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They're just boys!

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Boys? Where?

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Oh, come on!

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WOMAN:
Hello, young man.

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What can you tell me
about your table?

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Oh, well...

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Wait, what's that
behind your ear?

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Is this your place card?

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Oh! Oh, my!

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Now, please,
take your seat.

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Allow me to put
your napkin on your lap.

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Ah...?

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Very clever.

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Oh, I seem to have
forgotten my centerpiece.

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Or did I? Eh?

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And what menu would you serve
with this setting?

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For the entrée,
you'll pull a roasted rabbit

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out of your top hat plate.

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Served with
abracadab-braised potatoes

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and ice cream shazamwiches
for dessert!

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Oh!She's smiling.

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I think it's
going well.

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He looks good.
He looks loose.

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I'm pleased to announce
our four finalists:

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Melissa Brown,
Oscar Anthony...

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I did it! I did it!

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...Heather Smith,

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and Gene Belcher.

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Yay!
Yay!

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Wait, why are there
four winners?

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Finalists, please report
to your table

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and begin assembling
your second original display.

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Second display?

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If you thought
our first table was good,

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which you did...No, we didn't.

257
00:08:19,846 --> 00:08:21,630
...just wait until
you see our second one.

258
00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:23,459
I don't want to give
anything away,

259
00:08:23,632 --> 00:08:26,723
but we're about to take a
rocket ship out of this world.

260
00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:29,117
So it's space-themed?I can't say.

261
00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:31,206
Well, it is. You just
basically said it.

262
00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:33,337
I'll never tell.Plus, I didn't think
your first table was good.

263
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,950
I graciously disrespect
your answer.

264
00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,734
Well, wait till you see
what we got, okay?

265
00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:38,995
I'm busy then.Well, you're gonna have

266
00:08:39,169 --> 00:08:40,128
to look at it
if you're here.

267
00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,825
[chuckles]
I'm double-parked.

268
00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,130
Okay, finalists.

269
00:08:43,304 --> 00:08:45,524
On your mark, get set, set.

270
00:08:45,698 --> 00:08:47,482
All right, Gene,
what have you got?

271
00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,919
It better be bigger and more
impressive than outer space.

272
00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:52,139
Or Marilyn in space.
Marilyn in space.

273
00:08:52,313 --> 00:08:54,446
I didn't know there
was supposed to be
a second display.

274
00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:55,709
What?!Uh...

275
00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:56,623
Did you read the
rules, Gene?

276
00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,494
No! There were 16 pages.

277
00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:01,452
I only got up to the part
that said no open-toed shoes.

278
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,499
What are we gonna do?
We can't lose.

279
00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:06,501
We've come too far.Come too far? Come too far?!

280
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:09,504
We haven't come too far, Lin!
We're just getting started!

281
00:09:09,678 --> 00:09:12,159
Okay, so what
are we gonna do?!Why am I talking like this?!

282
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,336
I don't know!
Why am I tal...I think I'm excited!

283
00:09:14,509 --> 00:09:16,686
Oh, God!
This is weird!
We got to win it!

284
00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,121
Let's win it!
[gasps]
What?

285
00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:21,038
I'm wearing open-toed shoes.
Ah, shoot.

286
00:09:21,211 --> 00:09:22,822
CROWD [chanting]:
Boyz 4 Now!

287
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:26,216
Boyz 4 Now! Boyz 4 Now!

288
00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:28,393
Okay, Teen,
I think you're all set.

289
00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,481
Um, I'm gonna get out of here.

290
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,484
So, I'll see you later,
okay, buddy?

291
00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:34,529
ANNOUNCER:
Good evening, ladies and girls!

292
00:09:34,703 --> 00:09:36,357
Are you ready?

293
00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:39,840
[cheering and screaming]

294
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,537
You know them, you love them!

295
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:42,842
What are they?

296
00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:47,195
CROWD:
Boyz... 4... Now!

297
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,676
[chanting]:
Boyz 4 Now! Boyz 4 Now!

298
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,415
I hope those
are the kinds of lasers

299
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,244
that slice people in half.

300
00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,985
ANNOUNCER:
Please welcome... Allen!

301
00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:57,552
[cheering, screaming][Louise laughing]

302
00:09:57,726 --> 00:09:59,380
Holy crap.

303
00:10:01,687 --> 00:10:04,211
ANNOUNCER:
Griffin!

304
00:10:06,866 --> 00:10:09,173
Lot of wires. Not quite
creating the illusion.

305
00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:11,219
You guys seeing this?
Right there!

306
00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,394
ANNOUNCER:
Matt!

307
00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:15,048
Uh-oh. Sky Grandpa!

308
00:10:15,222 --> 00:10:17,703
ANNOUNCER:
And Boo Boo!

309
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,182
This is terrible.

310
00:10:21,576 --> 00:10:24,014
Who let all
these pretty girls in here?

311
00:10:24,187 --> 00:10:26,408
[gasps]

312
00:10:26,581 --> 00:10:28,409
♪ I want to hear
your secrets ♪

313
00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,890
♪ I'm so interested
in you ♪

314
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,849
[upbeat pop music playing]

315
00:10:34,937 --> 00:10:38,594
[screams]

316
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,075
Boo Boo!

317
00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:44,077
Oh, my God, who the frig am I?!

318
00:10:47,602 --> 00:10:49,735
♪ Will you be mine? Coal mine ♪

319
00:10:49,909 --> 00:10:51,738
[grunting]

320
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,522
You're gonna miss
Allen's poetry solo.

321
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,437
[gasps, panting]

322
00:10:56,611 --> 00:10:59,919
You do not like a boy.
You do notlike a boy!

323
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,923
Especially a boy named...
Boo Boo.

324
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,316
Aw. Aah! Stop it!

325
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,884
Oh, God!
Get a hold of yourself!

326
00:11:08,057 --> 00:11:09,929
[grunts, moans]

327
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,626
Aah! No!

328
00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:15,413
[panting]

329
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,289
Ah, Boo Boo's so cute.

330
00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:25,946
Cute? He's the reason faces
were invented, you idiot!

331
00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:30,645
♪ I need to show you a secret ♪

332
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,953
♪ It's gonna be a surprise ♪

333
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,913
♪ Come a little bit closer ♪

334
00:11:37,086 --> 00:11:40,307
♪ Let me whisper in your eyes ♪

335
00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:43,658
[singing along]:
♪ When I whisper in your eyes ♪

336
00:11:43,832 --> 00:11:46,618
♪ Don't think, don't blink ♪

337
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,533
Hey, girl, shh. Shush.

338
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,971
Close your lips
and open your eyes.

339
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:55,802
I want your eyes to hear my lips
and also my eyes...

340
00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:57,280
Oh, my God!

341
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,979
Tina. Tina!I thought you were leaving.

342
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,501
Change of plans.

343
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,504
I need to talk to you.
I have questions.

344
00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:04,158
Tell me about the band again.

345
00:12:04,331 --> 00:12:05,942
But in the car,
you didn't want to...Tell me!

346
00:12:06,115 --> 00:12:07,509
Well, Allen...
Next!

347
00:12:07,682 --> 00:12:09,206
Um, Griffin's...
Yeah, sure,
Griffin, Griffin.

348
00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:10,642
Uh-huh-huh. Next!

349
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,296
Okay, Matt...
Next!

350
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,688
Well, that
leaves Boo Boo.

351
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,038
Oh, really?
That's interesting.

352
00:12:15,211 --> 00:12:16,474
Tell me more.
What about Boo Boo?

353
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,736
Boo Boo's the youngest.

354
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,346
And he's got
a really great voice,

355
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,349
but he hasn't hit puberty yet,
so that could change.

356
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,480
What's he into? Sports?
I could get into sports.

357
00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:24,874
What the hell else
does he like?

358
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,222
I want to give him things.

359
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:28,182
Whoa, Louise.
You like Boo Boo?

360
00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:30,183
What?! No, Tina, that's...

361
00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:32,054
Okay, right, like,
I like a boy.

362
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,665
That's... Ugh!
Do you think he might like me?

363
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,538
Oh, my God,
what's happened to me?!

364
00:12:36,711 --> 00:12:38,758
Cut me open! I'm infected!
Pull it out!

365
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,195
It's okay, Louise.
You're just having a crush.

366
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:42,717
Never! Boo Boo!

367
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,154
Oh, my God, you are
sick, Louise Belcher.

368
00:12:45,328 --> 00:12:46,721
You are sick!

369
00:12:46,895 --> 00:12:48,679
I'm going to get you
through this.

370
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,029
Tell me what you like
about Boo Boo.

371
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,857
Nothing. Everything.
I don't know.

372
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,076
Do you like his hair?

373
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,947
You mean those
soft blond bangs

374
00:12:55,121 --> 00:12:56,514
you want to hide under like
an umbrella on a rainy day?

375
00:12:56,687 --> 00:12:58,081
No, not really.

376
00:12:58,254 --> 00:12:59,561
And his face?

377
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,128
Ew, gross,
it's so gorgeous!

378
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,782
I just want to slap it.
I want to slap it.

379
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,349
I just want to slap
his hideous, beautiful face.

380
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,177
Um, you mean kiss?

381
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:08,570
No, I mean slap.

382
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,179
Whoa.
You got it bad, girl.

383
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,399
LINDA:
Okay, I read the rules.

384
00:13:11,572 --> 00:13:12,748
It says here
you can use anything

385
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,010
you brought with you.
So brainstorm. Go.

386
00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:16,970
Hmm... hmm-hmm-hmm.
Oh, I got it!

387
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,624
We could shave Dad,
glue his hair to the table,

388
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,278
and the theme could be
"That's Nasty."

389
00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:22,713
Let's steal
another kid's display.

390
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,063
What?! Bob, no.

391
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,109
Okay, not that.
We don't have to cheat.

392
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,110
But we have to win,
by probably not cheating.

393
00:13:28,284 --> 00:13:29,764
Oh, ew, Bob, your breath.
Take a mint.

394
00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:31,767
You can smell it all
the way over there?

395
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,942
I don't know what's wrong
with me. Maybe I'm dying.

396
00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:35,292
That's it! Mom's purse.
Dump it out!

397
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,597
Yeah, Lin,
there's got to be

398
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,164
all sorts of
stuff in there.

399
00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:39,948
Let's take
a look.
All right, dump it.

400
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,255
GENE:
That's where all my
wadded tissues went.

401
00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:43,909
Start making piles of stuff
that could go together.

402
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,955
Eh... okay, I got one.

403
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,610
Lipstick, pepper spray,
tiny bag of carrots.

404
00:13:48,783 --> 00:13:49,871
What's the theme?

405
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,351
Uh, "Woman of the Night."

406
00:13:51,525 --> 00:13:53,092
She gets dressed up,
she kills a john,

407
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,398
she has a snack.

408
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,225
Uh, let's keep
making piles.

409
00:13:56,399 --> 00:13:58,272
♪ Tell me ♪

410
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:01,448
♪ About every single time
you've cried ♪

411
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,494
[singing along]:
♪ The first time ♪

412
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,932
♪ Oh, when your goldfish died. ♪

413
00:14:06,105 --> 00:14:07,933
This is amazing.
Eight encores?

414
00:14:08,107 --> 00:14:09,065
They usually only do seven.

415
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,413
Shut up!

416
00:14:10,587 --> 00:14:11,633
Why would you talk
during a song?

417
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:12,938
Please be quiet, Tina.

418
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,506
[cheering]

419
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,118
What? They can't be done.

420
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,076
I'm not done!

421
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,337
Where are theygoing?

422
00:14:21,511 --> 00:14:22,774
TINA:
Backstage.

423
00:14:22,948 --> 00:14:23,950
They probably
have backstage passes.

424
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:24,994
Uh, let's go do that.

425
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,778
But we don't have passes.

426
00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:29,129
Tina, did you learn nothing
from the Boyz 4 Now song,

427
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,783
"Girl, You Don't Need
a Backstage Pass"?

428
00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:34,307
Wish kid, fatal strep
throat, coming through.

429
00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:35,700
[coughs]Nope.

430
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,658
I'm detective
Brenda Lee Johnson.

431
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:39,269
There's been a
murder backstage.

432
00:14:39,442 --> 00:14:40,400
No one gets through the door.

433
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:41,663
[yelling]

434
00:14:41,836 --> 00:14:43,099
[grunts]Look, I get it.

435
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,491
I'd love to let you
back there.

436
00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:46,320
I can see the pain
in your face.

437
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,191
That pain doesn't go away.
It only gets worse.

438
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,584
Don't get older.

439
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,326
Hot dogs. No, no, wait.

440
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,936
Oh, yep, yep, this one's hot.

441
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,590
[sighs]
We're ready to go, Zeke.

442
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,025
Where's Leslie?

443
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,722
He's using his shirt money
to buy

444
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,116
an endangered box turtle
from the tour bus driver.

445
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,857
Tour bus?

446
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,816
But whatever you do, don't
feed him after midnight.

447
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,340
Just kidding. He doesn't
know what time it is.

448
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:07,427
What is he,
wearing a watch?

449
00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:08,820
Hey, cuz.

450
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,518
Look who just
joined the family.

451
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,042
He lives in a shell,
and he's cute as hell.

452
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,522
Cool.

453
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:15,653
Hey, bus driver,
what other endangered animals

454
00:15:15,826 --> 00:15:16,784
you got in there?

455
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,221
Well, I got an African egg frog.

456
00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:19,701
I got a horseshoe bat.

457
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,008
Got a skink and a skunk.
Got a bush baby...

458
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,183
How much you want
for that bush baby?Not for sale.

459
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,490
Come on.
But buy the skink,
I'll throw in the skunk.

460
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,841
I want Griffin to sign
the inside of my eyelids

461
00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:31,842
so he's the last thing
I see before I go to bed.

462
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,584
What are you going
to ask Boo Boo to sign?

463
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,890
Oh, no, Tina. I don't want
Boo Boo's signature.

464
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,849
I told you,
I want to slap him.

465
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,764
I don't know if he'll like that.

466
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,504
That's why it has to be
a surprise attack.

467
00:15:41,678 --> 00:15:43,899
We need to find some place
to burst out of.

468
00:15:44,072 --> 00:15:46,206
In there?Uh, great idea,

469
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,556
but just in case we
aren't six inches tall,

470
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,601
how about in... there?

471
00:15:51,775 --> 00:15:54,126
Ah, smells
horrible in here.Yeah.

472
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,911
It would be terrible
if these smells got stuck

473
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,520
to the inside
of my nostrils and I would

474
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,653
have to smell this sweaty
sweatband forever.

475
00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:01,264
[sniffs]

476
00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:02,700
I think they're coming.

477
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:03,745
I'll slap Boo Boo
in the face,

478
00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:05,442
and we'll be on our way.

479
00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:06,878
Crush crushed.

480
00:16:07,052 --> 00:16:08,402
Whew. Great show, guys.

481
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,706
Yeah. We caused a lot
of smiles tonight.

482
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,317
Totally.

483
00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:13,145
Settle in, guys.
We've got an overnighter.

484
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,192
I think we're moving.

485
00:16:16,365 --> 00:16:17,105
Oh, my God.

486
00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:18,368
We're going on tour.

487
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,674
Slapabama, here we come.

488
00:16:23,894 --> 00:16:26,288
♪ ♪

489
00:16:26,462 --> 00:16:27,899
Should we jump out now?

490
00:16:28,073 --> 00:16:29,552
What's the protocol
in this situation?

491
00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:31,554
Maybe you shouldn't
rush into this, Louise.

492
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,078
We could just
live in here forever.

493
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,601
BUS DRIVER:
All right, Boo Boo.

494
00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,081
We got to strap you
into your booster seat.

495
00:16:36,255 --> 00:16:37,605
No! I don't wanna!

496
00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:39,475
You know the rules:
When you hit 80 pounds,

497
00:16:39,649 --> 00:16:41,347
you can sit in a big boy seat.No!

498
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,740
Guys, why don't you
sing the song?[others sigh]

499
00:16:43,914 --> 00:16:45,743
♪ Gettin' into
your booster seat ♪

500
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:49,008
♪ From your big boy head
to your big boy feet ♪

501
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,400
♪ Gettin' into your
booster seat... ♪What the hell's going on?

502
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,620
I don't know.

503
00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:54,360
Is "booster seat"
code for drugs?

504
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:56,493
♪ From my big boy head
to my big boy feet ♪

505
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,538
[Boo Boo chuckles]Boo Boo!

506
00:16:57,711 --> 00:16:58,581
[all scream]

507
00:16:58,755 --> 00:17:00,149
Ah! It's a girl!

508
00:17:00,322 --> 00:17:02,282
A girl saw me
in my booster seat!

509
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,153
Don't look at me!

510
00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:05,588
[yelling]

511
00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:07,242
Stop the bus, Jody.
TINA:
No, Jody,

512
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:09,115
don't stop the bus.Who said that?

513
00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:11,029
No one.
You were just thinking it.

514
00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:12,988
We got another one
in the hamper.Stopping the bus.

515
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,250
Hi. I'm Tina,
your new roadie.

516
00:17:15,424 --> 00:17:16,817
Do I have something on my face?

517
00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:18,993
Just kidding.
I know it's five sweatbands.

518
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,997
We'll let you off
at this rest stop up ahead.

519
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,780
Hey, use the phone.
Call your parents.

520
00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:25,521
They're probably
worried about you.

521
00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:27,307
I know I'd be worried
about my daughter.

522
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,481
If I had one.

523
00:17:28,655 --> 00:17:29,917
But I'm 17, so I don't.

524
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:30,919
Wait.

525
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,355
Before we go, Boo Boo,

526
00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:33,964
my sister wants to
ask you something.

527
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,097
[mumbles]

528
00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:38,796
What?[mumbles]

529
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,190
What? It sounded like...
[mumbles]

530
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,932
[mumbles]What? What?

531
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:44,976
What are you saying?

532
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,020
What? What?

533
00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:47,544
Get me out
of this thing!

534
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,546
I'm trying
to talk to a fan.

535
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,157
Give me just
a little dignity.

536
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,984
[sighs]
Thank you.

537
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,943
Now, what was that,
little girl?

538
00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:00,339
[grunting]

539
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,820
[groans]

540
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,868
Bold.Worth it.

541
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,566
I think we nailed it.Yeah.

542
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,827
It's daring,
it's different.

543
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:12,307
Nobody else
is doing this.

544
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,005
I'll just put a little more

545
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,790
of this strawberry jam
from Mom's purse and...

546
00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:18,009
done.
Ugh.

547
00:18:18,183 --> 00:18:19,881
Look at their table.
Nerd alert.

548
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,186
Am I right?
BOB:
Yeah.

549
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,839
Earth to those guys:
You lose.

550
00:18:23,013 --> 00:18:24,538
You guys, we didn't give up
like we usually do,

551
00:18:24,711 --> 00:18:25,843
and I think it really paid off.

552
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,540
I'm proud of us.

553
00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:29,194
All right, here comes the
judge. Good luck, Gene.

554
00:18:29,368 --> 00:18:31,196
Go get 'em, Gene Bean. Yeah!

555
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:33,721
Eh?

556
00:18:33,894 --> 00:18:35,288
Oh, good Lord.

557
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,204
Welcome to my "Menstru-rant."

558
00:18:39,378 --> 00:18:41,119
I thought we decided
on "Period Piece."

559
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:44,078
Hope you brought your appetite,
and your hot flashes.

560
00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:46,080
Okay, I think I've seen enough.

561
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:49,432
As you'll see, beside the plate
is a sanitary napkin.

562
00:18:49,605 --> 00:18:51,913
May I place it on your lap
in case there's a big spill?

563
00:18:52,086 --> 00:18:53,087
No. I...Please, let me.

564
00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:54,523
Get away.It's got wings.

565
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,090
Show her the tampon straw.JUDGE:
No.

566
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,875
I don't want to see
the tampon straw.

567
00:18:58,048 --> 00:18:59,224
Someone's on the rag.

568
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,618
Well, at least those
two got creamed, too.

569
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,708
[crying]:
Oh, God...

570
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,405
Dad, do I have
to do this again?

571
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,624
Yes.

572
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,104
Them losing
is like us winning.

573
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,584
Yeah, and we got
fourth place.

574
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,412
I mean, I don't think
any of our kids

575
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:13,760
have gotten fourth
place in anything.

576
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:16,285
I'm number four!
I'm number four!

577
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,766
Ooh, I got an idea
for next year.

578
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,594
Baby Jessica
stuck in a well.Yes!

579
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:22,900
You have to look for
your dinner for two days

580
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,163
as the nation watches.

581
00:19:25,337 --> 00:19:27,426
TINA: Thanks for coming
to get us, Aunt Gayle.

582
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,950
It was the least
I could do.

583
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,082
The good news is my cat
is going to be fine.

584
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,953
He just has to wear
goggles from now on

585
00:19:33,127 --> 00:19:34,128
in case it
happens again.

586
00:19:34,302 --> 00:19:35,086
[meows]

587
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,784
Tina, if that's what

588
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,612
your life is like, God,
how are you even alive?

589
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,266
What do you mean?

590
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,223
You have a crush
on almost every boy you know.

591
00:19:42,397 --> 00:19:43,921
How do you do it?

592
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,445
Feeling that way for three hours
was way too much for me.

593
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,186
I'm no hero. I put my bra on

594
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,884
one boob at a time
like everyone else.

595
00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:51,451
Well, the good news is,

596
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,278
that now that I got it
out of my system,

597
00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:54,758
I'm done having crushes forever.

598
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,281
I hope for your sake
you're right.

599
00:19:56,455 --> 00:19:58,284
But if not,
you know where I live.

600
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,720
You're a strong
woman, Tina.

601
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:00,938
I know.

602
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,249
Good night, Tina.

603
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,816
Night, Mom.

604
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,470
Night, Louise.

605
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:11,949
Did you guys
have fun today?

606
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,429
Pretty dull.

607
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:14,430
Aw.

608
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,824
[makes kissing sounds]

609
00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:20,522
Ugh. Disgusting.

610
00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:22,829
I hate you so freaking much,
you idiot.

611
00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:25,484
Slap.

612
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,487
♪ I want to hear your secrets ♪

613
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,184
♪ I'm so interested in you ♪

614
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,276
♪ What did you have
for lunch today? ♪

615
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,059
♪ Tell me breakfast, too ♪

616
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:37,974
♪ Which friend
are you mad at, girl? ♪

617
00:20:38,148 --> 00:20:39,977
♪ What size are your shoes? ♪

618
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:43,067
♪ You just went to the bathroom,
number one or number two? ♪

619
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:46,983
♪ I want to know everything,
everything about you ♪

620
00:20:47,157 --> 00:20:49,029
♪ I want to hear your secrets ♪

621
00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:51,684
♪ I'm so interested in you ♪

622
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,342
♪ Even if it's not a secret ♪

623
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,952
♪ Tell me that stuff, too ♪

624
00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:03,348
♪ Details,
I want to
know details ♪

625
00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:05,220
♪ What's your
dad's name? ♪

626
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,482
♪ Details, your mom's ♪

627
00:21:07,656 --> 00:21:09,355
♪ Any ♪ Details♪♪♪

628
00:21:09,528 --> 00:21:10,834
♪ How was
prom? ♪

629
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,881
♪ Interesting,
so i
nteresting. ♪