1 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:23,152 [car engine grinding, not turning over] 2 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:25,286 Bob, we're gonna miss the beginning of the movie. 3 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:27,114 Plus, I'm smuggling chocolate in my pants. 4 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:29,115 We got to get there before it melts. 5 00:00:29,289 --> 00:00:30,725 I'm gonna get it. Just a sec. 6 00:00:30,899 --> 00:00:32,335 Ugh! Can you roll down the windows back here? 7 00:00:32,509 --> 00:00:34,164 I'm starting to breathe in Tina's breath. 8 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:35,817 I can't. They're broken. 9 00:00:35,991 --> 00:00:37,993 I think I forgot to brush this morning. Did I? 10 00:00:38,167 --> 00:00:39,299 [exhales loudly]Yeah. Yeah, you did. 11 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,518 JIMMY: Hey, who am I? 12 00:00:41,692 --> 00:00:42,954 [imitates engine not starting] 13 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,304 [clicks tongue rhythmically] 14 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:45,828 I'm Bob's car! 15 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:47,134 [laughter]Good one, J.P. 16 00:00:47,307 --> 00:00:48,482 Uh, not a good one, Jimmy. 17 00:00:48,656 --> 00:00:49,962 [engine starts, Bob laughs] 18 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,137 Started right up. 19 00:00:51,311 --> 00:00:52,835 They went inside, Dad. Oh. 20 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:55,011 Ugh! Start driving! Gene just took off his shoes! 21 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:56,664 And my socks! 22 00:00:56,838 --> 00:00:58,970 LOUISE: Why don't you wash your children? 23 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:01,670 [engine knocking, stalls] 24 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:04,498 Oh, great. Can't I just take my family to a stupid movie? 25 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:07,197 Dog Prom 3Dis not a stupid movie! 26 00:01:07,370 --> 00:01:09,590 Are we gonna just leave our car there like that? 27 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,853 That's what we're gonna do when Dad and Mom break down. 28 00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:13,551 Leave them by the side of the road! 29 00:01:13,724 --> 00:01:15,683 Hey, guys, you want to see a live TV show taping? 30 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:17,381 Do I!Give me that. 31 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:19,165 "Come to a taping of Family Fracas." 32 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,385 What's Family Fracas? 33 00:01:21,558 --> 00:01:23,865 It's a game show where they make families do weird stuff 34 00:01:24,039 --> 00:01:25,346 and then dump foam all over them. 35 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,521 I'm into weird stuff and foam. Can we go? 36 00:01:27,695 --> 00:01:29,349 We should go home and call a tow truck. 37 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:31,046 The car's not going anywhere, Bobby. 38 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:32,396 Come on, it'll be fun. 39 00:01:32,569 --> 00:01:33,876 Please, Dad? 40 00:01:34,049 --> 00:01:35,704 Please, Dad! Come on! 41 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,227 Come on, come on. Come on. KIDS: Please! 42 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:39,055 Please! 43 00:01:42,231 --> 00:01:43,450 Oh, look! Pam's Court! 44 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,713 I love the way she bangs that gavel. Bang! 45 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:47,194 Aah!Hey, isn't that 46 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:48,194 Pam's ex-husband Chuck? 47 00:01:48,368 --> 00:01:49,239 Oh, my God. 48 00:01:49,412 --> 00:01:50,414 What's he doing here? Aah! 49 00:01:50,587 --> 00:01:52,372 Oh, hey, Chuck.Hello, Belchers. 50 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:55,331 Long time no see since you got my show canceled and me fired. 51 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,075 A boobity boobity boobity boo! 52 00:01:59,248 --> 00:02:01,207 Linda, nice to see you dressed again. Thank you. 53 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:02,730 Yeah. Sorry about that. It... 54 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:04,906 [laughs] Water under the bridge, Bob. 55 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:06,909 Oh, good. Dark, dirty water. 56 00:02:07,082 --> 00:02:08,911 Under a horrible bridge. Um... 57 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:10,694 Oh, but all is well now. 58 00:02:10,868 --> 00:02:12,087 You're looking at the new host of Family Fracas! 59 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:13,829 Chuck, we got a problem. 60 00:02:14,002 --> 00:02:15,396 The Morgan family just dropped out of the show.Aah. 61 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,311 Food poisoning. Gross! 62 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,400 We got to find another family of five in the next ten minutes. 63 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:20,878 But how the heck are we gonna do that? 64 00:02:21,052 --> 00:02:22,402 The heck right here. 65 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,013 Yeah! We're a family of five. 66 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:26,276 No, we're not. One, two, three, four. 67 00:02:26,449 --> 00:02:27,581 Oh, yes we are! 68 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,061 Harry, this is a bad idea. 69 00:02:29,235 --> 00:02:30,411 No idea'sa bad idea. 70 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:31,889 I like this guy! 71 00:02:32,063 --> 00:02:33,240 I... I don't know. 72 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:34,893 Grand prize is a brand-new minivan. 73 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,156 Oh! Wh-Whoa! 74 00:02:36,329 --> 00:02:37,418 Dad, this is a no-brainer. 75 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,115 Dad, come on!No, no. No, no, no. 76 00:02:39,288 --> 00:02:40,550 Bobby! If we win the minivan, 77 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:42,597 we can put the car out of its misery. 78 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:44,641 No. What the hell. Let's do it! 79 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:46,775 No!Fantastic! Hooray for Family Fracas! 80 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:50,604 MALE ANNOUNCER: It's time forFamily Fracas! 81 00:02:50,778 --> 00:02:53,302 Here's your host-- Chuck Charles! 82 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,000 [applause and cheering]Hiya, folks! 83 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,002 Western Med...Whoa. Is that Bob? 84 00:02:57,176 --> 00:03:00,310 Let's welcome back the reigning champs, the O'Donnell family! 85 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:04,096 And competing against the O'Donnells are the Belchers. 86 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:05,967 Hi! Hi, Linda. 87 00:03:06,141 --> 00:03:07,317 Look. Tina's on Family Fracas. 88 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:09,362 My cousin was gonna be on that show, 89 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,626 but he didn't want to wear that outfit. I don't blame him. 90 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,323 Belchers, introduce yourselves. 91 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,282 Uh, well, I'm Bob, and this is my wife Linda. 92 00:03:15,455 --> 00:03:16,717 Don't look at my hair. 93 00:03:16,891 --> 00:03:18,198 I didn't know I was gonna be on TV. 94 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:19,764 And this is my daughter Louise. 95 00:03:19,937 --> 00:03:21,504 It's Louise! ♪ And she is gonna win. ♪ 96 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:22,941 Okay, okay, okeydoke. And that one. 97 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,290 That's Gene. 98 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:25,813 Camera, take the day off! 99 00:03:25,987 --> 00:03:27,336 I added ten pounds to myself! 100 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:28,860 And the last one's Tina. 101 00:03:29,033 --> 00:03:30,992 Hi. I'm Tina. I like horses, music and boys. 102 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:33,168 [whispering]: Hi, boys. I'm Tina. 103 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:34,649 Okay, that's more than enough. 104 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:36,171 All right, let's get Frackin'! 105 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:37,868 It's time for the Brain Drain! 106 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,002 Well, it looks like these guys have lost their marbles. 107 00:03:40,175 --> 00:03:41,221 The first team to fill their brain 108 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:42,699 with these wins the challenge. 109 00:03:42,873 --> 00:03:44,311 And what does the other team get? 110 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:45,312 ALL: Foamed! 111 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:46,530 That's right-- foamed. 112 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:50,186 On your mark, get set, go! 113 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,014 [gasps] Are you trying to distract me by holding my hand? 114 00:03:53,188 --> 00:03:54,364 Huh, what?Owen, I feel it, too. 115 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:56,192 But right now, we're competitors. 116 00:03:56,365 --> 00:03:58,324 I can't be sweet on you before I beat on you. 117 00:03:58,498 --> 00:03:59,804 Tina, marble me! 118 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,371 Oh, right. 119 00:04:01,544 --> 00:04:02,719 Done! 120 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:05,200 [buzzer sounds, Tina and Gene groan] 121 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,288 [applause and cheering] 122 00:04:06,462 --> 00:04:07,681 I ate it! I ate it! 123 00:04:07,855 --> 00:04:09,727 Num, num, num. I like it! 124 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:12,425 First team to remove all the flies from their soup wins. 125 00:04:12,599 --> 00:04:14,557 Losing team gets... face full of foam! 126 00:04:14,731 --> 00:04:16,733 All right, Mom, you ready? You pumped? Yeah! 127 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:18,170 Slap my face! What? 128 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,214 Slap it! Oh, uh... 129 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,521 I'll slap yours. 130 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:22,826 Oh, uh, I'm pumped! I'm pumped! 131 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,351 And... go! 132 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:26,701 [groaning] 133 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,702 Done! Aha! 134 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:30,356 Yeah! Foam time! 135 00:04:30,531 --> 00:04:32,401 [buzzer sounds] 136 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,274 The Belchers and the O'Donnells are tied. 137 00:04:34,447 --> 00:04:36,231 Whoever wins the Human Claw challenge wins the whole game. 138 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:37,538 [applause and cheering] 139 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,235 I can smell that minivan. 140 00:04:39,408 --> 00:04:41,062 I call shotgun!I call optional third row. 141 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:43,064 Ugh! The whole third row. 142 00:04:43,238 --> 00:04:44,413 Children, shut up, shut up, shut up! 143 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:45,937 And Bob and Pat are gonna get dunked 144 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:47,504 into a pit full of blue balls. 145 00:04:47,677 --> 00:04:49,463 The first one to find a yellow ball wins. 146 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:52,247 But they have to grab the ball with their teeth. 147 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,728 Families, you control the crane. No crane, no gain, am I right? 148 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,252 [bell dings]I am right! 149 00:04:56,425 --> 00:04:57,384 [laughter] 150 00:04:57,557 --> 00:04:58,558 My harness is a little tight 151 00:04:58,733 --> 00:04:59,560 around the groin... Go! 152 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,389 Aah! [Bob groans] 153 00:05:02,562 --> 00:05:05,261 [applause and cheering] 154 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,437 Come on, Dad! Make us proud for once! 155 00:05:07,610 --> 00:05:09,569 [bell dinging]I got one! I got one! 156 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:12,442 Dad won! Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha! 157 00:05:12,615 --> 00:05:13,747 Well, bash my head in with a brick. 158 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:15,226 The Belchers won. 159 00:05:15,401 --> 00:05:16,576 We won! We won! Yah! 160 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,230 Yes! Yay! All right! 161 00:05:18,404 --> 00:05:19,230 Yay, Bobby! 162 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:20,711 Wow, Tina won. 163 00:05:20,884 --> 00:05:23,452 [speaking gibberish] Honk, honk, honk! 164 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,934 O'Donnells, we are really sorry to see you go. 165 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:26,978 You are good people. 166 00:05:27,151 --> 00:05:28,675 Bye, Joey and Owen! 167 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,112 You're leaving in shame, but you played a good game. 168 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:31,766 [whispering]: They were terrible. 169 00:05:31,939 --> 00:05:33,985 And now the Belchers are gonna spin the prize wheel 170 00:05:34,158 --> 00:05:36,247 for a chance to win a brand-new minivan! 171 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,425 [audience sighs and gasps] 172 00:05:38,598 --> 00:05:40,470 I got this. [groans] 173 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:43,473 Come on, come on, come on, minivan. 174 00:05:43,646 --> 00:05:45,432 Oh, hey, a five-gallon bucket of Fracas foam, 175 00:05:45,605 --> 00:05:47,433 so you can get foamed at home. 176 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:48,956 Home foam! No! 177 00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:50,784 Yes! It tastes good. Trust me. 178 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,786 The Belchers will return tomorrow as the champs 179 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,615 and have another shot at the minivan. 180 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,312 Hey! We're coming back! 181 00:05:56,485 --> 00:05:57,792 That's exactly what I just said. 182 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:59,096 Put your hands together for the winning family! 183 00:05:59,271 --> 00:06:00,447 [applause and cheering]You hear that? 184 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:01,970 We're the winning family! 185 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:03,319 Yes, they all hear that! I have a microphone. 186 00:06:03,492 --> 00:06:04,754 Congratulations to the most annoying 187 00:06:04,928 --> 00:06:06,495 winning family in Fracashistory. 188 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,976 We won most annoying! Yeah!Hi, Ma! 189 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:15,331 You guys, this is so much better than the minivan. 190 00:06:15,504 --> 00:06:16,637 Mmm. 191 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,507 Gene, stop eating that crap. 192 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:21,641 You're just jealous that I have frothy diarrhea. 193 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:22,990 Come on, you big idiot. 194 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:25,341 [whistling] ♪ La, la, la... ♪ 195 00:06:25,514 --> 00:06:28,518 Hey, Jimmy, did you happen to catch Family Fracaslast night? 196 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,346 'Cause we were on it, and we won. 197 00:06:30,519 --> 00:06:31,651 Oh yeah, is that the show 198 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,827 where the most pathetic family wins? 199 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:35,699 [laughing] No, no. No, it isn't, Jimmy. 200 00:06:35,872 --> 00:06:37,831 Why don't you watch it tonight? I'll send you a shout out. 201 00:06:38,005 --> 00:06:39,572 Oh, yeah, why don't you watch this? 202 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,879 Hey, I'm Bob! I'm on a game show! Blah, blah, blah! 203 00:06:42,052 --> 00:06:44,403 I-I don't want to watch that. I'm gonna change the channel 204 00:06:44,577 --> 00:06:46,187 with my remote that I have. Click! 205 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:48,189 I'm still Bob, and I'm still onWait, wait, wait. Click. 206 00:06:48,363 --> 00:06:49,582 this channel.I just shut you off! I just shut you off 207 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:51,149 And I'm on that.so you can't say anything! 208 00:06:51,322 --> 00:06:52,759 Now I'm on shut off channel. I shut you off! 209 00:06:52,933 --> 00:06:54,543 Belchers, meet your competition-- the Changs. 210 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:55,850 Hey. Everybody Chang sons tonight. 211 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:58,329 Oh, dear lord. 212 00:06:58,504 --> 00:06:59,680 Oh, my gosh, there's Pam! 213 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:02,247 Hi, Pam! I mean, Your Honor. 214 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,512 Chuck. I see you're working with these nice folks again. 215 00:07:05,685 --> 00:07:06,860 How fun for you! 216 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,209 Well, I have to get to court. 217 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:09,819 ♪ You're not a real judge. ♪ 218 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:12,083 ♪ If anyone needs me, I'll be in my chambers. ♪ 219 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:14,564 ♪ It's not chambers. It's a dressing room! ♪ 220 00:07:14,737 --> 00:07:16,740 I sentence you to kiss my ass! See this right here? 221 00:07:16,913 --> 00:07:18,567 That's your punishment!Oh, wouldn't you...? Oh, you would love it. 222 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:19,526 Oh, you would love it.You can just kiss it. 223 00:07:19,699 --> 00:07:21,571 Oh, I will do it. 224 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:23,050 Somebody better kiss somebody's ass, or I'm gonna go crazy. 225 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:24,574 Belchers and Changs are tied. 226 00:07:24,747 --> 00:07:26,053 Whoever wins the Human Claw takes the game. 227 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,533 Good luck, Changs! And Belchers. 228 00:07:27,707 --> 00:07:29,884 But mostly Changs. 229 00:07:30,057 --> 00:07:31,362 [applause and cheering]And go! 230 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,367 Yeah, Dad, 231 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,673 grab those balls! 232 00:07:36,846 --> 00:07:38,240 LINDA: Yeah! I got one! 233 00:07:38,413 --> 00:07:39,762 [bell dinging]Oh! So sorry, Joe. 234 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,896 Bob's little rat snout found the ball first, 235 00:07:42,069 --> 00:07:43,550 which means the Belchers win! 236 00:07:43,723 --> 00:07:44,899 [whooping] All right! 237 00:07:45,072 --> 00:07:46,247 Did you just say rat snout? 238 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,901 Let me at that wheel! 239 00:07:48,076 --> 00:07:50,077 [applause and cheering] 240 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:53,384 Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! 241 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,909 [audience groans] 242 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:57,476 Foam again?! 243 00:07:57,651 --> 00:07:59,435 Uh, Chuck, can I give someone a shout out? 244 00:07:59,608 --> 00:08:01,218 Absolutely not.Jimmy Pesto's an idiot! The end. 245 00:08:01,392 --> 00:08:03,004 Tough shout out. Hmm. 246 00:08:03,177 --> 00:08:04,658 Thanks for sharing, Bob. So glad you guys are coming back. 247 00:08:04,831 --> 00:08:05,745 If I could just mention my restaurant, Bob's... 248 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,095 No, you may not. 249 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:09,444 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 250 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,447 ♪ Pizza game ♪ 251 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:13,100 ♪ Ooh ♪ 252 00:08:13,274 --> 00:08:16,103 ♪ Talking trash ♪ 253 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:19,934 ♪ Ooh, spinning the wheel ♪ 254 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,978 ♪ Fracas foam ♪ 255 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:25,112 ♪ Get foamed at home ♪ 256 00:08:25,286 --> 00:08:26,418 ♪ There's Jimmy Pesto ♪ 257 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:27,418 ♪ He's so mad♪ 258 00:08:27,593 --> 00:08:29,944 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 259 00:08:30,117 --> 00:08:32,599 ♪ Fracas foam, get foamed at home ♪ 260 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,077 ♪ Jealous ♪ 261 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:35,775 ♪ ♪ 262 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,168 ♪ No minivan for you. ♪ 263 00:08:38,342 --> 00:08:40,475 Harry, please, please, please kick the Belchers off the show. 264 00:08:40,649 --> 00:08:42,303 You've asked me that every night this week. 265 00:08:42,477 --> 00:08:44,219 And what do I say? You say, 266 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,134 "Watch this," and then, you do that thing with your hands. 267 00:08:46,307 --> 00:08:47,614 That's right, Chuck. Watch this. 268 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,136 Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, whoa. 269 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,485 Oh, oh, rounder. Oh, oh, oh. 270 00:08:50,659 --> 00:08:51,966 Whoa! Where we going?Opposites. 271 00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:53,750 [laughter] Yup. 272 00:08:53,923 --> 00:08:55,317 Here comes a hand.Ah, that's how you get me! 273 00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:56,797 You said they could be on one episode, 274 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:58,014 but they keep coming back again and again. 275 00:08:58,188 --> 00:09:00,539 Look, it's part of the job. 276 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:03,193 Richard Dawson used to kiss all the women on Family Feud. 277 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:04,979 He didn't pick and choose. He just puckered up. 278 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,807 Pucker up, Chuck. 279 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,157 No, seriously, pucker up. Hmm. Hmm? 280 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,811 Okay, come here. Practice on me. 281 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,509 I'm Dawson, you're me.Okay. Mm-hmm. 282 00:09:13,682 --> 00:09:14,989 You're Dawson, I'mme.Okay. Mm-hmm. 283 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,033 Yeah, just like that. Okay. 284 00:09:17,207 --> 00:09:18,340 Now we're both Dawson. Double Dawson. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 285 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,820 Mmm, mmm, mmm. Okay. 286 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:20,995 Mm-hmm. Mmm. 287 00:09:21,168 --> 00:09:22,692 Okay, are we good? One more. 288 00:09:22,865 --> 00:09:24,999 Maybe someone else should spin the prize wheel tonight 289 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,696 since Louise keeps landing on foam. 290 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:30,874 Ooh! I thought you wanted five big buckets of foam! 291 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:34,182 No. I wish you would have told me sooner, Tina! 292 00:09:34,355 --> 00:09:36,532 Don't worry. We'll beat the other family like we always do. 293 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,881 And tonight, we win the van. I feel it. 294 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:41,188 JIMMY: You're gonna feel your butt being spanked. 295 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,191 That's what you're gonna feel. 296 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,062 Jimmy?! You're on Family Fracas? 297 00:09:45,235 --> 00:09:47,760 Yup. I signed us up. Get ready to lose. 298 00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:50,197 I only count four Pestos and your bartender Trev. 299 00:09:50,371 --> 00:09:52,895 I told them he was the son I always wanted. 300 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,594 What?Right on, Pops. Ha! 301 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,725 [laughing]: Oh, I see you guys have met. 302 00:09:56,899 --> 00:09:58,032 Jimmy, you should just leave right now, 303 00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,033 because we're unbeatable. 304 00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:00,730 Jimmy Pesto! 305 00:10:00,903 --> 00:10:02,384 Oh, you're the guy Bob called an idiot on the air. 306 00:10:02,557 --> 00:10:04,038 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 307 00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:06,039 Hmm. You hate Bob, I hate Bob. I like you. 308 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,910 Jimmy Jr., you and I are friends 309 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,173 and have been more than friends on one and a half occasions. 310 00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:11,697 If you say so. 311 00:10:11,871 --> 00:10:13,134 But tonight, we're competitors. 312 00:10:13,307 --> 00:10:14,570 I have to put aside my feelings for you. 313 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,092 And destroy you. 314 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,703 Whoa. You're being kind of intense, Tina. 315 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,182 I know. I bring it. 316 00:10:19,356 --> 00:10:21,097 And... go! 317 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,883 [applause and cheering] 318 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,624 Come on Gene and Tina! Brush! 319 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,059 Tiny circles! Tiny circles! 320 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:27,931 Come on, Jay Ju! 321 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,932 I can't believe you made me care about this. Come on! 322 00:10:30,106 --> 00:10:30,933 [breathing heavily] 323 00:10:31,107 --> 00:10:32,326 Do it, Jimmy! Go! 324 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,284 Hey, Jimmy Jr., you missed a spot. 325 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,113 On your face. Quit it, Tina! 326 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,245 GENE: T! 327 00:10:37,418 --> 00:10:38,072 Pick up the pace! 328 00:10:38,245 --> 00:10:39,159 [grunting] 329 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,029 Brush, brush, brush, brush! 330 00:10:40,203 --> 00:10:40,900 Done! 331 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:41,902 [buzzer sounds] 332 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,380 [both shout] 333 00:10:43,554 --> 00:10:46,080 Damn it! [laughs] 334 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,081 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 335 00:10:47,254 --> 00:10:48,168 Whoa. [grunts] 336 00:10:48,342 --> 00:10:50,084 [grunts] You hit my eye! 337 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:52,086 Here. Now we're twins again! 338 00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:54,087 Done! [groans] Yes! 339 00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:55,784 [both shout] 340 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,525 Oh, what's the point of having twins if they can't 341 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,267 hit each other with eggs like they were supposed to? 342 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,269 The Belchers and Pestos are neck and neck. 343 00:11:01,442 --> 00:11:03,750 It's anybody's game as we head into the Human Claw! 344 00:11:03,923 --> 00:11:05,099 Have fun losing, Jimmy. 345 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,577 [mocking sounds] 346 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:07,927 Well said, Jimmy. 347 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,278 Ready, set, grab that ball! 348 00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:11,582 [grunts][audience cheering] 349 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,802 We have a winner!Huh? 350 00:11:13,976 --> 00:11:15,152 GENE/TINA/LOUISE: No! 351 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,283 What just happened? 352 00:11:16,457 --> 00:11:18,111 We lost to the Pestos. [sighs] 353 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,634 We had a good run. 354 00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:21,288 And that's from a kid who hates running. 355 00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:23,812 [laughing] I'm so sorry, Bob. 356 00:11:23,986 --> 00:11:27,599 The Pestos are the new champs of Family Fracas! 357 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,731 [Pestos cheering] 358 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,649 Uh, can you lower me down now? 359 00:11:33,822 --> 00:11:35,782 We're trying!It's stuck, Bobby! 360 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,609 Chuck, the crane is stuck. 361 00:11:37,783 --> 00:11:38,914 Bob, just a second.[laughs] 362 00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:41,438 And the Pestos win a brand-new minivan! 363 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,918 Oh! 364 00:11:43,092 --> 00:11:44,442 TREV: Oh! Oh!JIMMY: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 365 00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:46,313 Pull! Kids, stop. 366 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,793 Don't do that. Stop! 367 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,186 No, no, no! 368 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,534 [all gasp] 369 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,320 GENE: Oh, boy.LOUISE: Oh, Dad. 370 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,625 Oh!Ew! 371 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,496 [laughter] 372 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,325 CHUCK: Oh, that's too bad. 373 00:11:57,499 --> 00:12:00,676 Let's give the Belchers a big Family Fracasbye-bye! 374 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,851 AUDIENCE: Bye-bye, Belchers! 375 00:12:03,025 --> 00:12:04,985 Bye! What? I'm saying good-bye. 376 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,511 I know what you're all thinking-- not only did we lose to the Pestos 377 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:11,991 but I also humiliated myself. 378 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,557 Correct. I was thinking that. 379 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,168 Well, you're right. I blew it. 380 00:12:15,342 --> 00:12:17,345 At least we have all this stupid foam. 381 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:20,043 Aw, Bobby. I'm gonna get rid of this Fracas foam. 382 00:12:20,216 --> 00:12:22,306 I'm gonna flush it down the toilet. Bye. 383 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,524 No! You can't! 384 00:12:23,698 --> 00:12:24,481 It's true. It says right there 385 00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:25,875 you can't.Oh. 386 00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:27,181 Hey, Dad, want a little good news? 387 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,529 You're about to go viral. 388 00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:29,836 Stop![audience gasps] 389 00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,140 CHUCK: Oh, that's too bad. 390 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,753 [laughs] His pants come off every time. 391 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,494 Thanks a lot, guys. Thanks for helping me get past this. 392 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,061 No problem. 393 00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,411 How did Jimmy find that ball in two seconds? 394 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:41,369 It's almost impossible. 395 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:42,892 Bob, stop obsessing. 396 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,067 It's over. [groans] 397 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,767 This is the fifth time he's circled the block. 398 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,725 Jimmy, I get it. You won the minivan. 399 00:12:50,899 --> 00:12:52,553 Face it, Bob. You were destined to lose. 400 00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:54,469 I knew it, Chuck sure knew it. 401 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,557 Wh-What do you mean, "Chuck sure knew it"? What does that mean? 402 00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,515 What? Nothing. I-I have a disease 403 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,215 where I say things, you know, and it makes me drive away... 404 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,696 Hmm. 405 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,697 [audience cheering] 406 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,875 We have a w... 407 00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,095 We have a w... 408 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:15,054 Dad, if you watch the video in reverse your pants go back on. 409 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,926 Thanks, Louise. I'm just watching Jimmy. 410 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,927 It's like he knew exactly where to find the yellow ball. 411 00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:21,061 And I have a hunch Chuck told him where to look. 412 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,409 Watch. 413 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,412 [audience cheering] 414 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,892 We...Did you see that? 415 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,067 Yeah. Wait, what was I supposed to see? 416 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,157 He barely fished for it. He cheated. 417 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,594 We were wronged. Look, there are a lot of things 418 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,596 this family's terrible at.That's true. 419 00:13:34,769 --> 00:13:36,946 We were really good at Family Fracas. 420 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,817 And if we're gonna lose, I want to lose fair and square. 421 00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:41,124 Not because that jerk Pesto cheated. 422 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,778 Hey, Dad, can we put a pin in this? We're running late.For what? 423 00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:46,086 For the Pesto's minivan. Jimmy Jr.'s having a screening 424 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,956 of Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights. 425 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,915 What? No! Didn't you hear what I just said? 426 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,613 That's the van of a cheater! 427 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,832 What are we supposed to do, Dad? Watch the TV here? 428 00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:56,486 That thing makes me sick!You know what I'm gonna do? 429 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:57,966 I'm gonna drive down to the studio... 430 00:13:58,140 --> 00:13:59,969 GENE: The car's broken, Dad! 431 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,101 Damn it! I'm gonna walk to the studio 432 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,581 and talk to those people face-to-face! 433 00:14:04,755 --> 00:14:06,975 You, you, not you 434 00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:09,500 and you.Tina, what are you doing here? 435 00:14:09,673 --> 00:14:12,328 We're here for the screening.Yeah, let us in. Let's do this. Come on. 436 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,331 I don't know, Tina. You said some pretty mean things 437 00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:16,768 on Family Fracasyesterday.We'll take that popcorn though. 438 00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,945 Thank you.Jimmy Jr., wait! 439 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:19,946 What you saw before was my game face. 440 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,164 This is my normal face. 441 00:14:22,338 --> 00:14:25,298 Let us in! Oh, you're getting a banana in your tailpipe. 442 00:14:25,472 --> 00:14:28,302 Oh...And I am not talking about the van. 443 00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:29,999 Oh! 444 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,653 BOB: I think Jimmy Pesto cheated 445 00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:34,003 at the Human Claw game.Hmm. You do? 446 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,440 Yes, and I-I think Chuck might've helped him. 447 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:42,316 Hmm... 448 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,361 Um, what's happening right now? 449 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,538 Here's the thing, Bob. I believe you believe you were wronged. 450 00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:50,192 Thank you? This is big. 451 00:14:50,366 --> 00:14:52,152 Yes.And I could make it a lot bigger. 452 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,849 Yes! Wait, what do you mean? 453 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,981 I'm talking about Bob versus Chuck 454 00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:57,374 on Pam's Court. 455 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,419 Um, no. I don't want to do that. 456 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,336 How 'bout I just go to a real court with real lawyers? 457 00:15:02,509 --> 00:15:04,554 That costs serious dough. You don't have it. 458 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,340 What makes you say that? 459 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:07,994 Those stains, your smells, 460 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,125 you walked here, your children, 461 00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:10,692 you're not wearing any jewelry. 462 00:15:10,865 --> 00:15:12,519 Aw, crap. All right, Pam's Court. 463 00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:13,825 Let's do it. All right! 464 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:14,913 Congratulations, Bob. 465 00:15:15,087 --> 00:15:16,176 The Belchers are back on TV! 466 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,698 You know what that rhymes with? 467 00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,395 Uh...Long Island Iced Tea. 468 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,006 I'm gonna have one. 469 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,746 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 470 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,011 You have a bar in your desk? 471 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,491 You don't have a bar in your desk? 472 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,058 [slurping] 473 00:15:30,232 --> 00:15:33,235 I'm gonna leave you alone. 474 00:15:33,409 --> 00:15:35,499 Thank you. [slurping] 475 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,070 [theme music plays] 476 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,942 PAM: Order. ANNOUNCER: This is the courtroom of Judge Pam. 477 00:15:43,115 --> 00:15:44,378 I'll allow it. And Judge Pam has 478 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,032 the final word. 479 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,033 Guilty.Not guilty. 480 00:15:48,207 --> 00:15:49,034 We'll see you in court. 481 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,557 Judge Pam's court. 482 00:15:50,731 --> 00:15:53,081 I sentence you to stay tuned. 483 00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:55,084 In a very special episode ofPam's Court, 484 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,739 burger man Bob Belcher is suing Jimmy Pesto 485 00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,263 and Pam's ex-husband and new host ofFamily Fracas, 486 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,570 Chuck Charles. 487 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:05,572 This is the case of the Great Balls of Ire. 488 00:16:05,746 --> 00:16:08,096 All rise. Pam's Court is now in session. 489 00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:11,447 You may be seated. So, someone else besides me 490 00:16:11,621 --> 00:16:14,059 is accusing Chuck of cheating. 491 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,582 Mr. Belcher, you claim 492 00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:16,888 that Chuck helped Jimmy Pesto 493 00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:18,759 cheat at Family Fracas. 494 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:20,761 Uh, yes, Your Honor. At the Human Claw game, 495 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,764 which I happen to be pretty good at. 496 00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:24,591 Do you have any evidence to support your claim? 497 00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:27,421 Uh, yes, I do, Your Honor. Jimmy said Chuck, quote, 498 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,249 "sure knew I was gonna lose." 499 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:32,426 Now, I ask the court, how was Chuck so sure? 500 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,557 Mr. Pesto, did you say this? 501 00:16:34,731 --> 00:16:35,907 Yeah. I said it. 502 00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:37,256 Aha! So he admits it! 503 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,605 Yeah, I admit that you lost. 504 00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:40,216 And no one was surprised. 505 00:16:40,389 --> 00:16:42,130 Your Honor, the prosecution clearly has no case. 506 00:16:42,304 --> 00:16:44,437 I hate to agree with the defense, 507 00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:46,440 and also, I hate the defense 508 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,442 and his smug face, 509 00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:50,312 and his misshapen penis. 510 00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:52,097 Ho-ho-ho-ho! Well, it pleased the court. 511 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,794 The court was faking it. 512 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,100 [laughs] I don't think so. 513 00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:56,275 You shut up.No, you shut up. 514 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,494 Shut your mouth.Shut your mouth. 515 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:58,886 I will jump over there, 516 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,366 and shut it for you.Edit that out. 517 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,150 Do you have any other evidence, Mr. Belcher? 518 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,674 You bet he does! You got something, right? 519 00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,112 Come on, give it to 'em. Actually, I... I don't. 520 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,634 I... I... thought, uh... 521 00:17:07,808 --> 00:17:08,940 that when I said that one thing 522 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,159 he would just confess. 523 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,813 Bobby, that's all you got? 524 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,118 Quick! Let's call a surprise witness! 525 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,381 Who? 526 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,470 I call Henry Kissinger to the stand! 527 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,993 Order! I think I have my ruling. 528 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,648 ANNOUNCER: Will Bob's beef be settled? 529 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,130 Lettuce find out after the break. 530 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,000 [buzzer sounds] 531 00:17:26,174 --> 00:17:27,654 Bob, we're gonna lose this case. 532 00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:29,656 Jimmy cheated, Lin. I know it. 533 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,136 Hey, we're on TV. 534 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,051 We know, Tina. We're on Pam's Court. 535 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,141 Pretty neat, huh? It's a TV show. 536 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,098 No, we're on that TV. Hi. 537 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,152 Wait a sec. That's it!What? 538 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,371 And we're back in three, two... 539 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:51,505 I went to my chambers and reviewed this case. 540 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:52,854 Objection! You did not! 541 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,247 You were here. 542 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,204 You were putting on makeup the whole time. 543 00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:57,815 You don't even need makeup, hon. 544 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,208 Oh, thank you.LINDA: You're beautiful. 545 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:00,904 And that robe...PAM: You're wonderful. 546 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:02,516 I'd love to see you without makeup though to be honest. 547 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,212 Moving on! 548 00:18:04,386 --> 00:18:06,172 In the case of Great Balls of Ire, I rule that... 549 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,564 BOB: Wait, Your Honor! 550 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,871 I-I have new evidence. I can prove my case. 551 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,352 Go on.These cameras, they're always rolling. Right? 552 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,354 Correct.A-and the same with the cameras 553 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,007 on Family Fracas,right?Uh-oh. 554 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,574 One of those cameras 555 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,358 may have caught Chuck helping Jimmy cheat. 556 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,795 The Foam Cam! 557 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,275 Dad, the Foam Cam is on the ceiling! 558 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,232 I never forget a camera that feeds me. 559 00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:26,234 Objection! Objection! 560 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,237 Hearsay! Inadmissible... hears-say... 561 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,586 Overruled! 562 00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:31,196 Bring me the Foam Cam tape. 563 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,633 Does this mean we're gonna win? 564 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,200 I sure hope so, Tina. Good. 565 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,244 Psst. 566 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,203 Your ass is grass. And I'm gonna mow it. 567 00:18:38,377 --> 00:18:39,682 Leave me alone! 568 00:18:39,856 --> 00:18:41,381 Hey, so we... 569 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,772 can't show that tape. 570 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,775 Oh, you did help Jimmy cheat. 571 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,733 Shh! Yes. Yes! And I had to get rid of the Belchers. 572 00:18:46,907 --> 00:18:48,257 You gave me no choice. 573 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,388 I put the ball in Jimmy's mouth. 574 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,086 You put it in your mouth 575 00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:52,957 and then you kissed it into his mouth. What? No. 576 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,220 I put it into his mouth with my hand. 577 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,699 Huh. That's one way to do it. 578 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:56,830 I'll take that. 579 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,920 Ha! There's the evidence, idiot. 580 00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,050 Ha, you're the idiot. 581 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,749 What do we do? 582 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,271 I'm not gonna let the host of one of my shows 583 00:19:03,445 --> 00:19:05,273 lose a trial on another one of my shows. 584 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,276 Hey! What are you doing? Whoops. 585 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,407 Ah, Judge Pam, did you see that? 586 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:09,409 Huh? See what? 587 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,800 I saw it! 588 00:19:10,974 --> 00:19:12,106 The evidence must be on that tape. 589 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,500 Which means Dad was right.Yes! 590 00:19:13,673 --> 00:19:16,894 What is going on with my lighter right now? 591 00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:18,374 It's burning this tape. 592 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,246 What the hell? He's burning the tape! 593 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,073 Pam? You know what to do. 594 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,944 Right. 595 00:19:24,118 --> 00:19:25,294 Without any actual evidence, 596 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:28,078 I have to rule in favor of the defense. 597 00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:30,430 Yes!Oh, yeah! Justice! 598 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,778 [buzzer sounds] 599 00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:32,997 What's going on? 600 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,302 Why are we getting foamed? 601 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,305 This is a court show. 602 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,480 The losers get foamed on Pam's Court. That's insane. 603 00:19:38,654 --> 00:19:40,440 They have foam on all their shows on this channel. 604 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,093 Oh, no friggin' way! 605 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,660 I want my minivan! 606 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,096 All right, you're gonna have to sit down. 607 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,271 [screams]Down you go. 608 00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:47,969 I will kick you in the jaw. 609 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,317 I will...Just put my hand on your throat, 610 00:19:49,491 --> 00:19:50,666 and down you go. 611 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,278 What're we gonna do now? 612 00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:53,974 Nothing. We lost. 613 00:19:54,148 --> 00:19:55,628 But Jimmy and Chuck cheated. Doesn't matter. 614 00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:57,107 We were never gonna win this case. 615 00:19:57,282 --> 00:19:58,326 This whole thing was fixed. 616 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,980 Let's just go home and... 617 00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:03,332 and never watch any shows on Channel 13 again! 618 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,377 Oh, come on, you don't mean that. Yes I do! 619 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:06,988 I might watch a little bit of Pam's Court. 620 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,468 Just a little bit. 621 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,121 When are we getting the car back, Dad? 622 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,339 I don't know. 623 00:20:11,513 --> 00:20:12,515 The mechanic called yesterday 624 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,038 but I never called him back. 625 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,736 I thought we were gonna win the minivan. 626 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,651 That van is dead to me! Look, there it is. 627 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,305 LOUISE: Oh, I love it so much. 628 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:22,133 Oh, problem with the van, Jimmy? 629 00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:23,830 What? It's nothing. Damn it! 630 00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,224 You don't know how to change a tire. Ha! 631 00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:28,530 You don't know how to change a tire. 632 00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:31,011 Hey. Who am I? "I can't change a tire 633 00:20:31,185 --> 00:20:32,448 "and my whole family is watching me 634 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,798 not be able to do something simple." 635 00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:36,322 You are mean. 636 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,019 Yeah, Bob.Geez, Dad. 637 00:20:38,192 --> 00:20:39,846 What? He's the one who said it to us 638 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,413 when our car wouldn't start. 639 00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:43,372 Yeah, but he was funny.He was funnier? 640 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:44,721 Mm-hmm.Yeah. No. 641 00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:45,940 Yeah. Yeah. No. Mm-hmm. 642 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,594 No, he wasn't.He kind of was. 643 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,030 Are you... All right, let me help. Move over. 644 00:20:50,204 --> 00:20:52,207 "Let me help. Move over."He just did it again! 645 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,382 "He just did it again."He's doing it right now! 646 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:54,557 "He's doing it right now." 647 00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:56,166 LINDA: Oh, yeah, it's funny. 648 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,994 [Pam's Courttheme music plays] 649 00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,346 PAM: Order. 650 00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:04,349 I'll allow it. 651 00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:05,699 Guilty. 652 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,178 Not guilty. 653 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,049 ♪ ♪ 654 00:21:09,223 --> 00:21:12,227 I think I have my ruling. 655 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,837 Moving on. 656 00:21:16,404 --> 00:21:18,493 Right.