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♪ Going to Florida ♪

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♪ Going to Florida ♪

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♪ Sunshiney, Florida ♪

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♪ Now-ow ♪

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♪ Going to Florida ♪

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♪ Florida, Florida ♪

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♪ Everyone's going somehow. ♪

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Great song, Mom.

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Ugh.
Hey, sourpuss.

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What are you gonna do,
stay here and work?

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The restaurant's
being fumigated.

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It's the perfect time
to go down

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and see my parents'
new condo.

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Ugh, I'd rather let a fumigator
spray poison in my mouth

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than stay with your parents.

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Bobby, stop it.No, they're nice.

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Florida's our most
penis-shaped state.

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Who's your
geography teacher?

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Mr. Ding-Dong.

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I'm just thinking
about that pool.

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Oh, man.
Pool, pool, pool.

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TINA: I'm gonna go
down the slide. Whoo.

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I went down
backwards.

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No, I didn't.

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Well, I'm glad
you kids are excited,

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because I am going
to kill myself.

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Bob.
Yes!

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Enough. My parents are
gonna be so excited

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to see their
little grandbabies.

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And we are gonna
be excited to see them.

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TINA: Yay!
LINDA:
♪ Going to Florida,
tropical Florida ♪

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[Gene makes fart noise]LOUISE: Hey!

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BOB:
Gene! Oh, crap. Hey!♪ Manatees Florida, now. ♪

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You really didn't have
to come all this way.

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Of course we did.

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Well, it's done.

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So, you know,
you're here, so...

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So, uh, how are you
enjoying the place, Al?

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Eh, feh.

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Oh, we're still
adjusting.

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What am I looking at
over there

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in leopard-print
tights? A leopard?

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[mumbling]: I've told
them a hundred times.

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Oh, that's
Helen Kellerman.

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She's nuts.

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Okay, great story,
Grandma.

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Uh, you
still got it.

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Love you, miss you,
and where's the pool?

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TINA:
Ear infection,
here we come.

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Okay, go have fun.[trunk closing]

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[screams]Sorry, Gloria.

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I guess you've still got
that thing about loud noises.

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So, what's the plan?
What should we do?

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Well, tonight, Al
and I are supposed

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to go to a potluck,
but, uh...

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Hey, we could all go.

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No! I mean, you don't
want to go to that.

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Potluck? There's so many other
fun things to do around here:

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Mahjongg.Yeah.
No.

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Chinese checkers.

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No.
Yeah, yeah.
Bocce.

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[gasps]
Oh, bocce.
No.

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Backgammon.
No.

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Mahjongg.
Oh.
You said that.

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I don't remember saying
mahjongg.

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You did, you said it first.

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Wine tasting.

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That. Let's do that. As...

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Ooh, yay, wine.

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As soon as we can, right?[whooping]

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Can we go taste wine now?

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Uh, I've never peed
in an Olympic-size pool.

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I'm a little nervous
about going for the gold.

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Relax, Gene. This is where all
those years of training pay off.

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Mm.

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"Closed for cleaning"?

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[all gasping]

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No!

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Okay, okay, okay, calm down,
calm down.

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We can fill it.
There's a drinking fountain.

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Okay, we just...
we need a bucket.

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Where are the buckets?

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Forget the bucket,
just spit.

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[Louise shouting
frantically]

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My mouth's dry. Tina,
give me some of your spit.

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You missed.
Try again.
LOUISE:
Oh, no! No, no, no!

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[crying]:
Oh, no, no!

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Our trip is ruined.

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I used all
my vacation days for this!

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Now what?

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I'm not gonna sit
and watch the sunset

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or whatever
these people do.

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I say we go to Cuba.
We've got the floaties.

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I've always wanted to see
the Bay Of Pigs. Sounds cute.

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Hey, look,
it's the crazy leopard lady.

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[playing harmonica]

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♪ My Bitsy... ♪

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♪ ♪

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[humming]

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Wow, that's bewitching.

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It's for my dead dog Bitsy.

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He used to love the sound
of this thing.

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I used to
love it, too.

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How'd Bitsy die?

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Python ate him.

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There's pythons in Florida?

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They didn't mention that
in the brochure.

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Oh, we got everything here.

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Pythons, panthers,
predatory stink bugs.

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[whimpers]
Yup, that's
everything.

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How do you know
your dog got eaten by a python?

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Did it leave a note?

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Two weeks ago,

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I saw my little Bitsy
go into these woods.

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Then I saw the
python in there.

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You do the math.

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Ah, no thanks.
We're on vacation.

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You do the math.
You do it.

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[light Afro-Cuban music]

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[slurping]

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Wow, the red pairs
nicely with the white.

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Look at all these
active seniors.

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I can't wait to get old
and move down here myself.

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Lin, there's something
you should know.

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Now don't
get upset.

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What? What happened?

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Uh, this place
is kind of special.

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Feh.I can see that.

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The seniors
are active.

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Veryactive.

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Yeah, I said that already.

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I mean, like
adventurous.

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Uh. [blows raspberry]

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Yeah, okay.

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Okay.
Ah.

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I got one.
Ah...

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Hmm?

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[laughing giddily]

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Oh, my God, Lin.

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These people
are swingers.

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What, like-like dancers?

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No.No.

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Like golfers?

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Uh-uh.
No.

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[gasping]Yeah.

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Wha, wha,
wha, wha, swi...

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What? Huh?
Oh. [gagging]

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I'm sorry
about Bitsy.
Is this him?

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[whistles]
He was a snazzy dresser.

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Wait, how big was this snake?

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At least ten feet.

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Ten feet of snake?
In there?

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Oh, he'd put the squeeze
on you.

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Oh...

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I told the condo association
get rid of it.

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They don't believe me.

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But that snake's in there,
and it's a killer,

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and I'm gonna prove it.

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That's why I got this.

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The only problem is,
I don't walk so well.

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[gasping] You kids
could go in there.

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I'll pay ya.

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What?! No!

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Gene, let
Helen speak.

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Well, what would you say
to a $100?

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Oh, my God!
No.

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Yes.
Yes!

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But you've got

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to get it on there.

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No proof, no money.

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No.
For a hundred bucks,

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we will get that
thing on tape.
No.

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Cheating on
his wife.
No.

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Taking bribes.
No.

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Uh, shoplifting
from a snake mall.
No.

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Uh, giving up
on his dreams.
No.

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We're going
to get it all!

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MAN [on TV]:
Since the first Burmese pythons
were released in Florida,

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these voracious predators
have spread

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from the panhandle
to the Everglades.

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So Helen's
not crazy.

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At least not about this.

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They eat rabbits, raccoons,

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small dogs, even deer.

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I'm too young to be an outline
in a snake's belly!

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Gene, get a grip![yells]

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We're talking about
a hundred dollars.

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You once licked a slug
for a bite of a granola bar.

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Slugs go well with granola!

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Don't worry, Gene. As
long as we stick together,

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the snake can't
swallow all of us.

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Speaking of sticking together,
how about I don't go with you?

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I'll stay at base camp.

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I'll be the guy who's, uh...
good with computers.

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Call me...
Circuit Breaker.

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I'm not calling
you that.

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I really think you should,
because, um,

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I'm hacking
into the mainframe.

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Oh, oh, encryption.

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Ha, ha. Right around ya.

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And, oh...
Activate spellcheck.

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Go. I'm in!

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What about
those two?

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Yes.
Wow.
Ugh.

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How about, uh, Earlobes
and uh, Back Hair?

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Don't tell me
they're into it.

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You don't want to know
how into it they are.

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That is unbelievable.

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Oh, it's not funny,
Bob. It's gross.

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No, Lin,
it's really funny.

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Ma, this is wh...

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Why would you want
to do that?

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Why would you want
to live here?

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[gagging]

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Because the
other places
were horrible!

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Old people waiting to die.

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This place,
the people are alive.

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They're reallyalive.

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[laughing]:
That's amazing.
Stop it!

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We thought, if swinging is part
of it, why not give it a try?

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Then we moved here,
and your father got cold feet.

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Good for
your feet, Dad.

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Eh?

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It's not good!
It's not good, Al!

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No! [mutters]

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Can I have
a graham cracker, Helen?

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Get your own.

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You know, we could become

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professional python
bounty hunters.

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We could move here and start
our own reality TV show.

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We could call it
Snake It to the Limit.

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Or So You Think You Can Snake.

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Or Snake and Bake,

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if we baked the snake
after we caught it.

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Hey, I'm paying you
kids to track, not yak.

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Hey, don't get
your tights in
a bunch, Helen.

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We're gonna
find that snake.
See ya, Gene.

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Can I have
some melon?

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No.
[grunts]

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[animals chittering]

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There must be millions
of places in here

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where that snake could hide.

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Okay, maybe not millions.

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Let's try that again.

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Florida's weird.

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What's going on?
You just left.

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Ugh. Let us work, Helen!

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Then work!

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We're working! God!

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[grunts]
Ow.

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Ha! You missed!

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Yeah, you
missed. Wait.

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Ugh. I don't want
all these old

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horny toads anywhere
near my parents.

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00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:16,103
I can't believe they got
mixed up in all this.

256
00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,757
Easy, Lin.
Your parents are adults.

257
00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:19,281
It's really
none of our business.

258
00:08:19,454 --> 00:08:21,326
I'm telling everybody
when we get home.

259
00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,720
Ugh! I can't get the
image out of my mind.

260
00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:25,417
A bunch of
naked old people

261
00:08:25,591 --> 00:08:26,810
all in a... yuck, naked.

262
00:08:26,983 --> 00:08:28,377
Oh, hi, kids!Hey.

263
00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,292
All in a what?Uh... look,
over there!

264
00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:31,771
What?I got you.
[laughs]

265
00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,294
Huh.

266
00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,253
Go to bed. All
of you. Bed now.

267
00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,125
Actually, we were thinking
we'd camp out tonight

268
00:08:37,298 --> 00:08:38,692
in the parking lot
by the woods.

269
00:08:38,865 --> 00:08:41,085
Grandpa Al said we
could use his tent. Huh?

270
00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,609
In the parking lot?Away from this?

271
00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:44,306
That's great!
Yeah, great!

272
00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,264
But if anyone invites you
to a potluck, run away.

273
00:08:46,437 --> 00:08:47,438
There's a potluck?!

274
00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:48,918
You would not like it.

275
00:08:49,092 --> 00:08:50,616
Really?
What do you mean?

276
00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:52,139
It's hard to explain why
you wouldn't like it.

277
00:08:52,313 --> 00:08:53,620
Well, give me
some ideas.

278
00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:55,534
I love the idea
of everyone bringing a dish.

279
00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,798
LINDA:
Oh, God!

280
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,322
Don't do it while
we're here, please!

281
00:09:00,495 --> 00:09:01,583
Ugh! Oh!

282
00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,106
Linda, we've been served

283
00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,674
with a Notice
of Failure to Perform.

284
00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,458
What? Failure? W-Why? Wha...?

285
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,158
Your parents RSVP'd
"no" to the potluck.

286
00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:11,812
It's clear
they have no intention

287
00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,682
of taking part fully
in the activities here.

288
00:09:13,856 --> 00:09:15,423
And those who don't
play can't stay.

289
00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,120
Eh.
They can't?

290
00:09:17,294 --> 00:09:18,993
Tonight's potluck was
their third strike.

291
00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,864
They also missed the
Best Ball golf outing

292
00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,952
and the South of the
Border fish taco night.

293
00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:24,912
Ugh! Oh!

294
00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,000
Wait. So you're kicking them out
for not going to your parties?

295
00:09:27,174 --> 00:09:28,524
You can do that?

296
00:09:28,697 --> 00:09:29,960
It's in our bylaws,
large print edition.

297
00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,571
You've got to be part
of the community.

298
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,485
Well, these pots are keeping
their lids on!

299
00:09:33,659 --> 00:09:35,618
Stay away
from their beef and noodles!

300
00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:39,056
[sighs]
I'm going to bed.

301
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,754
I hope you're better
at finding snakes

302
00:09:40,927 --> 00:09:43,234
than pitching tents,
because you stink.

303
00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,062
Well, I hope you're good
at finding your purse

304
00:09:45,235 --> 00:09:46,889
and ponying up
that hundred bucks.

305
00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:48,849
I got the money.
Yeah?

306
00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,677
Yeah.
Yeah?

307
00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:52,852
Yeah!
Yeah?!

308
00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,418
Let me see it!

309
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,378
Hey, don't you worry.
I'm good for it.

310
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,032
Just put ten dollars
in my hand.

311
00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:00,163
Good night.
Good night, Helen.

312
00:10:00,337 --> 00:10:01,470
Sweet dreams, okay?

313
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:02,905
I love you, Helen!

314
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,298
And I love
your money!

315
00:10:04,472 --> 00:10:05,908
Uh, it's getting dark.

316
00:10:06,082 --> 00:10:07,823
I better go in the tent
and do base camp stuff.

317
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,390
[Gene yelling]

318
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,740
Oh, no! The tent's running away.

319
00:10:11,914 --> 00:10:13,177
Oh, get back here
with base camp, Gene!

320
00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,091
I don't want to!

321
00:10:15,265 --> 00:10:16,919
Helen said
she'll get you crackers!

322
00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:18,399
HELEN:
No, I didn't!

323
00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:20,270
Oh, go to bed, already!

324
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,576
LINDA:
Don't you worry, Mom.

325
00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,057
I'm sure you
and Dad can find

326
00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:24,580
a nice retirement
community.

327
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,538
One where a porch swing
is something you sit on

328
00:10:26,712 --> 00:10:28,062
and not strap into.

329
00:10:28,235 --> 00:10:30,063
I sat on that.
It was weird.

330
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:33,240
We won't be able to afford to
live in a retirement community.

331
00:10:33,414 --> 00:10:35,111
Or even an apartment.

332
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:37,114
[sighs]
What? Why?
Why?

333
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,376
If we get kicked out, we'll have
to forfeit our down payment.

334
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:40,943
[gasps]
No.

335
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,597
Well, you know
what I'm thinking.

336
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,860
No, no.You could always...

337
00:10:45,034 --> 00:10:46,254
No, no, no. No.
...move in...

338
00:10:46,427 --> 00:10:47,864
No, no.
...with us.

339
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,388
[yelling]
No!

340
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:51,519
GENE:
What kind of animal was that?

341
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:52,913
Stop being scared, okay?

342
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,088
You're gonna spook Tina.

343
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,611
I'm not spooked. What's the
thing after spooked? I'm that.

344
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,570
Wait, wait!
Let's all stay in the tent.

345
00:10:58,745 --> 00:10:59,919
Let's order tent service!

346
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,705
I'll get...
Ooh. Ooh, this is hard.

347
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,750
I'll get the Cobb salad and...

348
00:11:04,924 --> 00:11:07,100
What do you guys want?
Okay, I'll just put you down

349
00:11:07,274 --> 00:11:10,278
for some spicy wings
and, like, a dill salmon.

350
00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:13,542
What else? Guys! Guys!

351
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,287
[Tina shouts]
Shh!

352
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,898
Did you say "shh"?
Or did the snake say "sss"?

353
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,116
[rustling]What was that?

354
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,813
[Tina shouts]

355
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,947
Aah! Qu-Quit shining the light
in my eyes!

356
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,948
Whoops.I think something's on me.

357
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,168
Is there something on me?Uh, yes.

358
00:11:31,341 --> 00:11:33,475
It's either a feather
or a scorpion.

359
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,172
[shouting]
Get it off!

360
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,522
Tina, stop! Stop!
I'll get it!

361
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,960
No, no, no, no, no!
Now I can't see the scorpion!

362
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,177
[shouts]
Drop and roll!

363
00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:42,962
Drop and roll!
[shouts]

364
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,008
Maybe it was a feather.
Just think feather.

365
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,662
I hate feathers.

366
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,011
BOB:
Oh, God. Oh.

367
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,884
Oh, stop it.Oh, no.

368
00:11:51,057 --> 00:11:53,668
If they need a place to live
they will live with us, Bob!

369
00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:56,366
Case closed!Well, why can't they live
with your sister?

370
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:59,370
Her life is already ruined.Gayle has a
studio apartment.

371
00:11:59,543 --> 00:12:02,504
We have three kids
and one bathroom.Not another word, Bob.

372
00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:05,506
If they get kicked out of here,
then they are staying with us.

373
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:09,990
Well, then they are not going
to get kicked out of here.

374
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,296
What? Bob,Excuse me.

375
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,732
where are you going?Nowhere.

376
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:14,951
What are you doing?Nothing.

377
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,519
Bob. [sighs] Sheesh.Bye.

378
00:12:17,692 --> 00:12:20,043
LOUISE: Snake-hunter
to Snake-wuss. Over.

379
00:12:20,216 --> 00:12:21,827
Snake-wuss to... Hey.

380
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:23,480
We're lost,
our flashlights are gone

381
00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:25,701
and we can't find our way
out of the woods,

382
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:29,312
which is possibly full of
scorpions... or feathers. Over.

383
00:12:29,486 --> 00:12:30,879
Follow the sound of my voice!

384
00:12:31,053 --> 00:12:32,447
It's on the walkie-talkie, Gene.

385
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,883
Then follow your heart.

386
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,015
You can't go wrong!Shush! Just shush!

387
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,625
Tina, let's think.

388
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,584
Is there such a thing
as night butterflies?

389
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,847
Please say yes.[both shouting]

390
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,633
TINA:
It could still be butterflies.
No, they're not.

391
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,897
Hi, Al.
Eh.

392
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,899
BOB:
Looks like a pretty fun party.

393
00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:53,729
[groans]I mean, look, all you got
to do is show up, right?

394
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,034
And then they'll
let you stay.

395
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,211
Show up and... and play.

396
00:12:57,384 --> 00:12:59,735
Well, yeah, but, you know,
that's why you came here, right?

397
00:12:59,908 --> 00:13:02,519
I mean, you must have been
excited about it at some point.

398
00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:03,695
What-what happened?

399
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,567
I saw all these other fellas.

400
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:08,264
They're just a bunch
of... peacocks.Mmm. Oh.

401
00:13:08,438 --> 00:13:11,572
Y-You don't want to be the last
breadstick in the basket, huh?

402
00:13:11,746 --> 00:13:13,749
Ah.
[sputters]There's, uh...

403
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,794
breadstick
pills, you know?

404
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,057
Doc won't let me
take those pills.

405
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,190
Bad heart...
and kidney...

406
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,278
liver...
Right.

407
00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:23,236
and leg pains
and dry mouth.

408
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,107
W-Well, what else
gets you going?

409
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,370
Is there anything
you're into? Like, uh--

410
00:13:27,544 --> 00:13:29,938
I don't know-- uh,
feet or something?[groans]

411
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,114
Leather?[groans]

412
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,594
Spanking?Eh.

413
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,075
Um, I don't really
know any others.

414
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,903
Well, there's one thing.
Gloria doesn't know.

415
00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:39,209
What? What-what is it?

416
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,211
Eh. F-Forget it.

417
00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:42,822
You can tell me, Al.

418
00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:44,779
[mumbling]:
Balloons.
What?

419
00:13:44,953 --> 00:13:47,086
Balloons!Um, that's great.

420
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,088
I... Wait.
What is that?

421
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,570
I like... to watch
a woman inflate a balloon

422
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:55,095
and then sit on it
till it pops.

423
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,009
It drives me
cra-crazy.

424
00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:59,447
No, that's... I mean,
that's what you're into.

425
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:03,102
Yeah, but Gloria hates
loud noises. It'd never work.

426
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:07,106
Uh, does it have to pop?Yes! Pop! Pop! Yes!

427
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,283
What... Where'd-where'd
you see that first?

428
00:14:09,456 --> 00:14:11,153
World Wide Web.
Uh-huh.

429
00:14:11,327 --> 00:14:13,461
Uh, I've... I'll have to,
um... I'll check it out.

430
00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:17,986
You just... Yeah.
You just, uh... www-dot...Mm-hmm.

431
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:21,643
women-inflates-a-balloon-and-
sits-on-it-and-pops-it-dot-com.

432
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,340
Yeah. Catchy name.

433
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,777
[groans]
How are we still in here?

434
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:28,171
This is the tiniest
forest in the world!

435
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,303
All of a sudden
I feel slower.

436
00:14:30,477 --> 00:14:32,697
And shorter.We're in a mud hole.

437
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,655
That's it!
I hate Florida!

438
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,658
Gene, come help us!
We're gonna drown in mud

439
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:39,661
if the snake
doesn't eat us first.I don't believe you.

440
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:43,011
Send me a picture of you in the
mud holding today's newspaper.

441
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,623
Until you do, I am turning off
the walkie-talkie.

442
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,538
Gene, don't do it!
Don't do it!

443
00:14:47,711 --> 00:14:50,149
He did it.You're dead to me, Gene!

444
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,673
And we'll be dead, too,
so it's complicated.

445
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,808
Help!Help!

446
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,028
LOUISE: Help! Help![Tina yells]

447
00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:00,855
♪ I'm not afraid of ghosts ♪

448
00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:02,683
♪ I'm not afraid
of sharks ♪

449
00:15:02,857 --> 00:15:04,380
♪ I'm not afraid of cancer ♪

450
00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:06,034
♪ I'm just afraid
of snakes ♪

451
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,731
♪ They really creep me out ♪

452
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,691
♪ Where are
their arms and legs? ♪

453
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,171
♪ It's not okay! ♪

454
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,519
I don't think
Gene's coming.

455
00:15:12,693 --> 00:15:14,347
Less thinking,
more screaming!

456
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,524
[shouts]
Louder!

457
00:15:16,697 --> 00:15:18,787
I can't,
but I'll add gestures.

458
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,222
[shouting]

459
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,051
LOUISE:
Oh, God!

460
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,966
No wonder they had
to clean the pool.

461
00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:26,707
Dirty old ducks.

462
00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:28,187
[upbeat party music plays]

463
00:15:30,058 --> 00:15:31,495
♪ Dirty ducks ♪

464
00:15:31,668 --> 00:15:33,062
Dirty ducks.

465
00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,195
♪ Dirty ducks. ♪

466
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,850
Quack, quack.

467
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,592
[disgusted sounds]

468
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,159
Hi, Gloria.[shouts]

469
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,075
Oh, sorry. Sorry
to startle you.

470
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,686
I know that's your
thing. Okay. So, uh...

471
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,688
so, what are you
doing? Dishes?
Yeah. I guess

472
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,735
I'm gonna have to pack
this place up.

473
00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:55,955
Well, actually,
maybe not.

474
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:59,393
Guess who's been talking
to Al about sex parties.

475
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,960
Who?This guy.

476
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,091
And guess who found
out Al's secret kink

477
00:16:03,265 --> 00:16:04,745
that even you
didn't know about.

478
00:16:04,919 --> 00:16:07,052
Who?Me. I did. Right here.

479
00:16:07,226 --> 00:16:10,794
What is it?Well, the answer may
startle you. Literally.

480
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,537
Do you have any earplugs
or headphones?

481
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,408
And balloons?Huh?

482
00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:17,802
And something to share,
'cause it's a potluck.

483
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,890
So we should whip something up.
What do you got in the fridge?

484
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,283
Uh...

485
00:16:21,457 --> 00:16:22,937
Can't hold on much longer.

486
00:16:23,111 --> 00:16:25,809
Tina, help me record my
last will and testament.

487
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,246
If you're watching this,
I'm dead.

488
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,596
And I only have
a few things to say.

489
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,773
Don't touch my stuff!

490
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,427
No one gets anything!

491
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,558
I leave it all to my ghost![whirring in distance]

492
00:16:35,732 --> 00:16:37,778
What the hell is that?

493
00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:39,736
[shouting]

494
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,086
[thud]

495
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,304
Gene, you came!

496
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:43,914
Quick. Grab this.

497
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:47,615
[all grunting]

498
00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:50,312
You saved us, Gene.
I owe you my life.

499
00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:52,923
No, thanks. I've seen it,
and I'm not impressed.

500
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,144
Yellow Belly! Gene!

501
00:16:55,317 --> 00:16:56,841
Your belly's not as
yellow as I thought.

502
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,974
What happened?I didn't want to be
an only child.

503
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,453
They're always weird.

504
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,109
Gene mowed us a path.
Drive us out of here.

505
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,240
[snarling]

506
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:05,980
[all shouting]

507
00:17:06,154 --> 00:17:07,503
[all panting]I hate Florida.
I hate Florida.

508
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,419
I hate it, I hate
it, I hate it.

509
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,942
LOUISE:
Whoa.

510
00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:14,858
Look. Bitsy's tutu.
Ah.
Yeesh.

511
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,339
This must be the place the snake
comes to digest its prey.

512
00:17:17,513 --> 00:17:18,993
[rustling]

513
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:21,952
[all shout][bark]

514
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:23,128
[barking]

515
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,044
[panting, barks]
It's Bitsy!

516
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,436
He passed right through the
snake without being digested!

517
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,003
Like that time I
swallowed a button!

518
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:30,832
This button.
[barks]

519
00:17:31,962 --> 00:17:32,963
Where are my parents?

520
00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:34,878
Um, getting ready for the party.

521
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,011
What?!
AL:
Wha...?

522
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,277
What is going on?
[gags]

523
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,974
What?!Go! Go, you two. Have fun.

524
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,151
Okay.
What?!

525
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,542
Okay, bye!

526
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,197
AL: Eh.We're going now!

527
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,807
Bye-bye.
AL:
Thank you, Bob.

528
00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:51,417
No problem, Al.Oh, no.

529
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,333
I wasn't talking to you.[chuckling]:
Oh.

530
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,551
Bob, you tell me what
is happening right now.

531
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,510
Al finally got
into the swing of things.

532
00:17:57,684 --> 00:17:59,251
They're going to the party,
which means

533
00:17:59,425 --> 00:18:01,776
they won't be kicked out,
which means I'm a hero.

534
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,343
Oh, you're a hero

535
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,387
'cause you got my parents
to go to a sex party?!

536
00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:08,347
Well, maybe not a hero,
but, uh, eh.

537
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,913
Great, so they get
to stay here

538
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,567
and get passed around
like hors d'oeuvres?!

539
00:18:11,741 --> 00:18:14,005
With crabs
in their crotches!

540
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,050
Linda, look at them.

541
00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:19,097
[moaning, smacking]

542
00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:21,883
Oh, my God. They haven't
kissed each other

543
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,928
in 20 years.
Ooh, it shows.

544
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,060
I'm sure they'll
get better at it.

545
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:29,673
Huh. I guess if you love
something, you let it go swing.

546
00:18:29,846 --> 00:18:32,285
What's with the balloons?Oh, it's a long story.

547
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,590
Actually, I kind of
want to try something.

548
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,332
Does this do
anything for you?

549
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:39,074
[balloon pops]
Ooh!
Maybe...

550
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,945
LOUISE:
Well, I guess the only python
was in Helen's head.

551
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,904
"Snakes on a brain."
Am I right?

552
00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:46,255
Yes, you are correct!I can hardly wait

553
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,865
to see the look on Helen's face
when we reunite her with Bitsy.

554
00:18:48,038 --> 00:18:49,911
[doorbell rings]

555
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,260
Oh, you again.
What do you got?

556
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:54,741
Get your purse out, Helen.
Better yet, go to the bank

557
00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:57,222
and open up your safe--
we've got good news.

558
00:18:57,396 --> 00:18:58,701
You got the snake?

559
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,226
Better.[barking]

560
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,791
Bitsy!

561
00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:04,969
[laughing,
kissing]

562
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,971
Oh, what happened
to your clothes?

563
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,932
Let's get you
into your big-dog pants.[barks]

564
00:19:11,105 --> 00:19:12,063
Come back!

565
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,108
[barking]

566
00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:16,807
Bitsy!Maybe he doesn't like
wearing clothes.

567
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:19,419
With that body,
I wouldn't either. [growls]

568
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,289
HELEN:
Bitsy!
Oh, man.

569
00:19:21,463 --> 00:19:23,596
We're never gonna get
our hundred bucks now.

570
00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:25,511
Bitsy!

571
00:19:25,685 --> 00:19:28,340
[crying]Bitsy seemed really
happy in there,

572
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,907
if it makes you
feel any better.Oh, yeah?

573
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,910
[crying]
Uh, Bitsy!

574
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:36,479
Whatever you want to do,
I support you!

575
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,394
Bitsy, listen! Your favorite!

576
00:19:39,568 --> 00:19:41,788
♪ ♪

577
00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:44,138
♪ My little Bitsy baby ♪

578
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,141
♪ Bitsy ♪♪ Bitsy ♪

579
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,230
♪ Bitsy ♪
♪ Bitsy ♪♪ Oh, my Bitsy, baby ♪

580
00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:51,145
♪ Bitsy, I'm gonna miss ya,
my Bitsy ♪♪ Bitsy! ♪

581
00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:54,236
GENE AND TINA: Bye!LOUISE: Bye!
Good-bye forever maybe!

582
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,411
Bye, Ma!
Bye, Dad!

583
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,369
We'll never forget it.

584
00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:00,111
Can we come back sometime when
they're not cleaning the pool?

585
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,592
No. Never.
Absolutely not.
Not a chance in hell.

586
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,202
Who were those people
eating breakfast

587
00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:06,682
with Gram and Gramps
this morning?
Yeah.

588
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,294
Oh, those were
the Madisons.

589
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,077
Well, why was Mr. Madison

590
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,775
sitting on Gram-Gram's lap?

591
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,865
She never lets us sit there.
And I have asked.

592
00:20:15,038 --> 00:20:16,126
Honey, he's old. He-he
thought she was a chair.

593
00:20:16,301 --> 00:20:17,912
Right, right.

594
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,219
Um, you kids didn't see any of
the party last night, did you?

595
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,959
LOUISE:
No, but we could hear it.

596
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,830
GENE:
Those people should learn

597
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,834
to have a potluck without
popping all those balloons.

598
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,140
TINA:
And without having
really loud sex.

599
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,013
[barking]

600
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:35,669
[whimpers]

601
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:43,153
♪ ♪

602
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,246
♪ I'm not afraid of ghosts ♪

603
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,898
♪ I'm not afraid
of sharks ♪

604
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,336
♪ I'm not afraid of cancer ♪

605
00:20:50,509 --> 00:20:51,684
♪ I'm just afraid
of snakes ♪

606
00:20:51,858 --> 00:20:53,686
♪ They really creep me out ♪

607
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,515
♪ Where are
their arms and legs? ♪

608
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,038
♪ It's not okay! ♪

609
00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:59,519
♪ I'm not afraid of ghosts ♪

610
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,041
♪ I'm not afraid
of sharks ♪

611
00:21:01,215 --> 00:21:02,478
♪ I'm not afraid of cancer ♪

612
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:03,913
♪ I'm just afraid
of snakes ♪

613
00:21:04,087 --> 00:21:05,828
♪ They really
creep
me out ♪

614
00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:07,701
♪ Where are
their arms and
legs? ♪

615
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,790
♪ It's not okay! ♪

616
00:21:10,964 --> 00:21:13,881
♪ Oh, my Bitsy, baby,
Bitsy, I'm gonna miss ya. ♪