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[keyboard playing laser
blasting, dog barking, farting]

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Okay, tell me the truth.

3
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Am I stuck in a laser/
dog bark/fart rut?

4
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No.Yes.

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[sighs]
Has anyone
seen my volcano?

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Did you check all
your pockets?

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Can you describe
what it looks like?

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Well, it's
volcano-shaped,

9
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and it's my science fair
project from last year.

10
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Oh, it's in the
liquor cabinet.

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I've been using it
as a wine koozie.

12
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It's fun. I love it.

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Introducing my science fair
project for this year.

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Hold on.

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Wait, you're turning in
the same project again?

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Will Mr. Blevins
let you do that?

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Yeah, Louise, he's
not just a teacher.

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He's the head of
the science fair.

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He must be
swimmin' in women.

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Don't worry about Blevins.

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I can play him
like a fiddle--

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a strange, puffy fiddle

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with a ponytail
and a sad butt.

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Louise, shouldn't you
just do a new project,

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like you're supposed to?Why?

26
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Um, I don't know,
to learn something?You learn something.

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Okay honey,
good luck with your volcano.

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123,

29
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124...

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[sighs]: What are
you two kooks doing?

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It's for our
science fair project:

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"How Many Hairs
Are Up There?"

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The tough part is
keeping them all organized.

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I ga... Oh!

35
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One, two...
You guys are
working too hard.

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As per "usu."

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Good morning, children.

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My name is
Mr. Dinkler,

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and I will be taking
over this science class.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what?

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What happened
to Mr. Blevins?

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He's dead.

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To this classroom.

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He's at home recovering

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from a severe attack of gout.

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But I'm sick
of talking about him,

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so let's just move on already.

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Some of you might recognize me
if you've been down

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to the Science Museum
on Tuesday nights.

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I am a Thomas Edison
impersonator and reenactor.

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Thomas Edison was the greatest

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genius who ever lived.[sarcastic laugh]
Oh, boy.

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Can anyone name
any of his inventions?

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The lightbulb...The lightbulb.

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The phonograph.

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The kinetoscope.

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It goes on and on and on,
basically everything.

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So, I know the fourth grade
science fair

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is coming up,
because I'm in charge of it now.

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I only have one rule
for science fairs:

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No vol-ca-noes.

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Huh?Kids have been using these
papier-mâché monstrosities

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to avoid real work
for years,

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and I'll have none of it.

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[laughing]:
Okay, Mr. Dinkler, time out.

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Relax.

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I already got the go-ahead

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from Mr. Blevins on my volcano.DINKLER: Huh?

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So, I'm kind of
grandfathered in there.

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What is your name,
young lady?

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It's Louise,
as in "Geez, Louise,

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you're the best."

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Why don't we find you
another topic?

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Oh, no, that's
not necessary.

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I already got it.

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I'll pick one for you.

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Don't need to,
I got one.

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Yeah...
Thank you so much.

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Nope,
gonna pick one.

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And it's the best
topic in the world:

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Thomas Edison!

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Um, but I'm doing
Thomas Edison.

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You can both do Edison, moron.

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There's enough of him
to go around,

85
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trust me.[sighs]

86
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Mr. Dinkler,
you're new here,

87
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so please don't be
offended

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if I disregard
everything you say

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and turn in
Mt. Louise-ius here.

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Wow, I bet stuff
comes out of the top

91
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where this hole is
and it's just a real hoot.

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Yeah.Oh, no.

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Oops.
[screaming]

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Why did I throw that down?Wha...

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Oh, wha...
I'm stepping on it?
No!

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Why am I stepping on it?[Louise screaming]

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Over and over and over again.

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Stop it!

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[Louise screaming]

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Uh-huh.

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You're doing Edison, kid.

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How about some science,
huh?

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Ugh, I can't believe
that guy.
Hmph.

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And now I have to go
to the library,

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which I never wanted
to have to do.

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Ugh!
Yeah, ugh!

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Wait, I like
the library.

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I need information
on Thomas Edison.

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Something no one
would recognize if plagiarized.

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Biographies, under "E."Thanks.

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That's my job.

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And I love it.
[whispers]: Topsy.

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Hmm?I didn't say anything.

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[whispers]:
Tooooopsssyyyyy.

115
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Are you
saying Top Chef?

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I think he
said Topsy.

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No, I didn't.
[whispers]: Yes, I did.

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What's a Topsy?

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I don't know, don't ask me.

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[whispers]:
Look it up.

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Like in a book?

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Yeah, sure,
books are great.

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[whispers]:
No, use the Internet.

124
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Books are stupid.

125
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I thought books
were smart.

126
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No, they're stupid.

127
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But you're
a librarian.

128
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Yeah, so shh!

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LOUISE:
Hmm.

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Topsy.

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Look, Topsy the
circus elephant.

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Thomas Edison wanted
to show the world

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that AC current
was more dangerous

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than his own patented
DC current...

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Blah, blah, blah.

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Oh, there's a video.
Click that.

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Ooh, elephant.

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I bet it sneezes
and it's adorable.

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[elephant trumpets,
children scream]

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What was that?

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Play it again,
Play it again.

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[elephant trumpets,
children scream]

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It was electrocuted.

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To death.
On purpose.

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In public.

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By Thomas Edison.

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What is he,
a supervillain?

148
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Well, it says that Topsy
trampled three people.

149
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Well yeah,
she's a big, fat elephant.

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The point is,

151
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I've got my science fair
project.

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I'm gonna
tell everyone the truth

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about Edison
the Electro-cutioner.

154
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Tell it, sister.So heroic.

155
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Let me finish!

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And make Mr. Dinkler
look like

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an evil-inventor-impersonating
ass.

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There she is.Oh, right.

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Don't do it,
Don't do it.

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[whispers]:
Do it, do it.

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And then I say,
"Hey. Lightbulb.

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"I've got an idea:
the lightbulb.

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I'm Edison, thank you."

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And everyone claps.

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Mr. Dinkler, shouldn't
Louise and I make sure

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that we're not
both doing the same thing

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for our
Edison project?

168
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Well, let's see, Jeremy.

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Is your project
going to blow everyone away?

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'Cause if it's not,
then don't worry about it.

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[laughing]What's so funny?!

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Hey, everybody, volcano-girl
here is gonna blow our minds.

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Did you hear that, Tom?

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Well, I will!

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I've got something big,
Mr. Dinkler.

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You ain't got nothing
and you know it.

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You keep believing that,
Mr. Dinkler.

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I will.You keep believing that,

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[laughing]Mr. Dink-ler.

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[both laughing]

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Yes, yes!

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Ha! Ha! Ha!Very... funny. Ha!

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Ah!

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Okay, change of plans.

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Some little report pasted
onto construction paper

186
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isn't gonna be enough.

187
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Not for that punk.

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I hate construction paper.

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Dinkler's a reenactor.

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I'm going reenactment
on his butt.

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With actors and effects
and everything.

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We're gonna bring this
nightmare to life.

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Oh.Oh.

194
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All right, I'm gonna need

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an Edison and a Topsy.

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Gene, can you give me
a maniacal laugh?

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Good enough,
you're Edison.

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Tina, act like an elephant.

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Not bad. You're hired.

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Oh, you know what else
your project needs?

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Science?Music.

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By me.

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Something dramatic,
but danceable.

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Cha, cha, cha, cha.

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Fine, as long as we
electrocute an elephant,

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it's okay with me.

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But not really
electrocuting,

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just reenacting.

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Yes, Tina. Jeesh.

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Little Miss Don't-Really-
Electrocute-Me over here.

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[chuckling]:
Diva.
Mm-hmm.

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What else do you want
on your rider?

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Hello, children.

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Ah, Teddy,
come here.

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I'm doing a project
and I need to make

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huge sparks and
lightning bolts.

218
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What do you know
about that stuff?

219
00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,161
In high school,
my buddies and I

220
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built a
Van de Graaff generator.

221
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You know, to get girls.

222
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Ah, nice.

223
00:07:07,382 --> 00:07:09,036
Will you do something
like that for me?

224
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Adults aren't allowed to
help, so you'll have to hide.

225
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But... eh?

226
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Sure.Let's go!

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Okay, no burger,
that's fine.

228
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Ahh, I'm not
freaking out here!

229
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Ahh...

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I know they're
in here somewhere.

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Bob, come to bed.Here it is.

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All this
science fair stuff

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reminded me of
my old invention.

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Spiceps.Spice-wah?

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They're sleeves that
you wear on your biceps

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to hold all your
spices while you cook.Wha.

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Look, [growls].

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Okay, good night.

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Hey Lin, what if I was
wearing just these.

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'Cause, whoop, I am.

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All right,
come here.I'm coming.

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[Bob growling]LINDA:
Wait, wait, wait,

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you're getting spice
all over the bed.

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Topsy...

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autopsy...

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Is there something there?

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I'm not talking;
I'm in character.

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Except, can I trample you?

249
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I'm trying
to get in that head space.

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Yeah, sure.[feeble trumpeting]

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Did, uh,
did you guys notice my Spiceps?

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Dad, not now.[feeble trumpeting]

253
00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,091
Pffh, Spiceps.

254
00:08:03,264 --> 00:08:04,571
You might have
something there,

255
00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:06,180
if you just changed
it completely.

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00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,749
They're perfect
the way they are.Dad, shush.

257
00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,620
Okay, Tina, as long as you have
perfect pitch, we'll be fine.

258
00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:12,752
And a one,
and a two.♪ They'll... ♪

259
00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:13,754
Hello, family.

260
00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,319
Ugh.Hi, Aunt Gayle.

261
00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,800
Hey, Gayle,
I couldn't understand you

262
00:08:16,973 --> 00:08:18,019
on the phone earlier.

263
00:08:18,192 --> 00:08:20,237
You sounded like
[muffled crying].

264
00:08:20,411 --> 00:08:21,413
Is everything all right?

265
00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:22,632
Everything's fine.

266
00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:24,807
[stammering, muffled crying]

267
00:08:24,981 --> 00:08:26,940
He can just be such
a jerk sometimes.

268
00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:28,899
Aw, who honey? Wha?

269
00:08:29,072 --> 00:08:29,987
My cat.

270
00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:31,511
We got in a fight.

271
00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,294
Can I stay here for a while
to cool off?

272
00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:34,948
Of course you can.

273
00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:36,341
Hey Gayle,
check it out.

274
00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:37,951
[stammering, muffled crying]

275
00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,169
Okay, talk to you later.

276
00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:40,258
Tina, and a one,
and a two.

277
00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:41,563
♪ They'll... ♪

278
00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:42,956
Hello, Belchers.Damn it!

279
00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:44,480
Don't mean to barge in,

280
00:08:44,653 --> 00:08:45,480
just here
for the monthlyrent.

281
00:08:45,654 --> 00:08:47,351
I say monthly,

282
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,179
because I think there might be
some confusion about that.

283
00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:50,616
Oh, hey, Mr. Fischoeder.

284
00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:52,966
Sorry, I'll write you
a check right now.

285
00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:54,446
With my arms.

286
00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,623
Strangely specific,
but whatever.

287
00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,275
Oh, look, a pen. Here.I'm good.

288
00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,931
Care for any
cracked pepper?
Uh...

289
00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:02,453
How about some thyme?Just write the check.

290
00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,979
Perhaps some marjoram?Write a check!

291
00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,110
How about a bay leaf?Oh.

292
00:09:06,283 --> 00:09:07,634
And a one,
and a two...

293
00:09:07,807 --> 00:09:09,809
♪ They'll
say "Aw, Topsy" ♪

294
00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,681
♪ At my autopsy ♪

295
00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,422
Okay, here's
a funny story.
But no...

296
00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:14,902
You cannot sing.What?

297
00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,511
Yeah, we're gonna
have to replace you.

298
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:19,036
No, I-I have a strong
connection to this character.

299
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,254
And there it goes.

300
00:09:20,428 --> 00:09:22,038
Wha-what about you?
Can you sing?

301
00:09:22,212 --> 00:09:23,866
Ah, yeah.
[clears throat]

302
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:26,173
♪ They'll say "Aw, Topsy"
at my... ♪

303
00:09:26,347 --> 00:09:27,479
Oh, my God! I can't
sing, either!

304
00:09:27,653 --> 00:09:28,828
What are
we gonna do?!

305
00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:31,178
[sniffling]:
That song's catchy.

306
00:09:31,352 --> 00:09:34,225
♪ They'll say "Aw, Topsy" ♪

307
00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:37,446
♪ At my autopsy. ♪

308
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,881
It is catchy.

309
00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:43,538
♪ "Aw, Topsy" at my
auuu-ho-ho-hoopsy ♪

310
00:09:43,712 --> 00:09:45,279
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

311
00:09:45,453 --> 00:09:46,802
Holy moly.

312
00:09:46,976 --> 00:09:48,370
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

313
00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:49,588
That we should
ask Aunt Gayle

314
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,024
and Mr. Fischoeder
to keep it down?

315
00:09:51,198 --> 00:09:53,201
No, we should ask
them to sing for us.

316
00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,551
But we're not allowed to use
adults in school projects.

317
00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,379
We're gonna
Milli Vanilli this.

318
00:09:57,552 --> 00:09:58,727
Sorry, I don't
speak Italian.

319
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,294
We'll lip sync it!
Lip synch it!

320
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:01,817
[singing]

321
00:10:01,991 --> 00:10:03,777
So... what are you
two doing on Friday

322
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,342
besides singing
from behind a curtain

323
00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:06,866
in our
school auditorium?

324
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,000
God, cooking is
just too easy now.

325
00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:12,220
[grunting]

326
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:15,918
So, after a lot of thought
and some amazing sewing,

327
00:10:16,092 --> 00:10:18,008
I think I finally
fixed your invention, Bob.

328
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,182
Well, it didn't need fixing,
so...

329
00:10:19,356 --> 00:10:20,489
Ta-da!

330
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:21,881
It's the Spice Rack.

331
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,187
Get it? Rack.

332
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,408
[laughing]

333
00:10:26,581 --> 00:10:28,365
Ah, well,
you look ridiculous.

334
00:10:28,539 --> 00:10:30,325
Oh, I look ridiculous?Yeah, you do.

335
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:33,197
You're both right.I just took your idea
and I made it good.

336
00:10:33,370 --> 00:10:34,328
What?
No you didn't.

337
00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:35,504
Come on, kids,
which is better?

338
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,201
Pass.No, thank you.

339
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,332
BOB:
Tina?

340
00:10:38,506 --> 00:10:39,812
Tina?Uh...

341
00:10:39,986 --> 00:10:41,379
Huh, how
about this?Huh, huh?

342
00:10:41,552 --> 00:10:43,337
Uh...
It's not
using sex to sell.

343
00:10:43,511 --> 00:10:45,340
You want this, right?
This one.I love you both equally!

344
00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:46,514
Oh, who cares?!

345
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:47,515
Sorry.

346
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:48,995
I love you, too.

347
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,259
♪ He might
electrocute me ♪

348
00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:52,739
♪ That's true ♪

349
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,653
GAYLE:
♪ But he's
an electro-cutey ♪

350
00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:56,786
FISCHOEDER:
♪ Aw, shucks. ♪
Um... wha...

351
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,962
TEDDY [over radio]:
AC to DC, come in, DC, over.DC here.

352
00:11:00,136 --> 00:11:01,878
Just give me the go-ahead
and I'll flip the switch.

353
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,793
Are you sure I'm allowed
to be down here?

354
00:11:03,966 --> 00:11:06,447
Nope, so if you get caught,
we don't know each other.

355
00:11:06,621 --> 00:11:08,493
FISCHOEDER:
♪ Her bosom's mighty ample ♪

356
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,278
GAYLE:
♪ He's just too hot
to trample. ♪

357
00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:11,801
Okay, okay, stop right there.

358
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,455
We're stopping?No.
Yes.

359
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:14,934
Ah, the theater.

360
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,414
Should we fool around
back here while we wait?

361
00:11:17,588 --> 00:11:19,243
Okay, just let me
lick my lips.

362
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,461
[moaning]

363
00:11:20,635 --> 00:11:22,115
Eh, never mind.

364
00:11:22,289 --> 00:11:24,335
Gene, what the heck is
going on with the song?

365
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,946
We made it into a love duet.

366
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,774
What?!
Hmm?

367
00:11:27,947 --> 00:11:30,645
The whole point of this is
to get back at Mr. Dinkler.

368
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,126
Or is it that against all odds,

369
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,389
a lonely inventor
and a down-on-her-luck elephant

370
00:11:35,563 --> 00:11:37,086
find true love?

371
00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:39,654
Oh, forget it! Let's
just get to the pyro.

372
00:11:39,828 --> 00:11:42,004
Tina, stand on Teddy's yoga mat
and don't move

373
00:11:42,178 --> 00:11:43,136
or it's... [buzzing]

374
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,834
Are you sure this is safe?

375
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,270
Teddy, tell Tina your yoga
mat will keep her safe

376
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:48,533
because it's rubber, over.

377
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:49,926
TEDDY:
My... wait, who?

378
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,275
Tina, she's standing
on the yoga mat.

379
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,322
So can we do this?[transmission cutting out]

380
00:11:54,495 --> 00:11:55,932
Okay, we can't hear
you very well.

381
00:11:56,105 --> 00:11:57,673
So let's just go
on my count.

382
00:11:57,846 --> 00:11:59,413
Three, two, one!

383
00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:01,154
[buzzing]

384
00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:03,025
My trunk!

385
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,941
[all exclaiming]

386
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,028
[sizzling]

387
00:12:06,202 --> 00:12:07,552
Wow.

388
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,816
Wait till Mr. Dinkler hears
about this.

389
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,514
Wait till
Mr. Dinkler sees this.

390
00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:15,472
Huh, huh, huh, huh.

391
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:16,952
Well, I see your point.

392
00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:19,173
Huh, huh.It is a little dangerous.

393
00:12:19,346 --> 00:12:21,392
Huh, huh, huh, huh.Well, you don't have to do it.

394
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,654
Huh, huh.We can just use one
of Gene's stuffed animals.

395
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,482
Huh.I'm sure they're tired
of being farted on.

396
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:28,138
They love it.Huh, huh, huh, huh.

397
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,140
Tina, people must know
the truth.

398
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,403
Do the reenactment.

399
00:12:32,576 --> 00:12:33,753
But what if I get electrocuted?

400
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,580
Oh, come on,
it's not that bad.

401
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,148
But you died.Well, you don't
have to rub it in.

402
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,889
It's just, I'm not... What?Tina, tell my story.

403
00:12:41,063 --> 00:12:43,631
Also, you should wear your hair
up sometimes, girlfriend.

404
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,460
It looks really good.

405
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:48,636
Okay, Topsy, I'll do it,
but maybe not the hair thing.

406
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,378
Oh, come on.

407
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,857
It's just awkward
with this length.

408
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,642
Try it.See, I'm trying it
right now. Look.

409
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,470
You know what?
Wear it down.

410
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,866
This is it.
Today Edison and Dinkler

411
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:04,000
are gonna get it right where
the lightbulb don't shine.

412
00:13:04,173 --> 00:13:06,437
Are you sure
you don't want music?

413
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,525
Mm?No, no music,
thank you.

414
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,224
You had your chance
and you blew it.

415
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:11,399
Fine, then I quit!

416
00:13:11,572 --> 00:13:12,966
Suit yourself.

417
00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:14,706
Well, now I feel left out.
Take me back.

418
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,230
All right,
you're rehired.

419
00:13:16,403 --> 00:13:17,360
Oh, thank God. Thank you.

420
00:13:17,534 --> 00:13:18,710
Teddy, what's our pyro status?

421
00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,190
Did you work out all the kinks?

422
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,018
And by kinks, I mean
almost melting Tina.

423
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,932
I think so,
except for, uh...

424
00:13:24,106 --> 00:13:25,369
Nah, I'm sure
it'll be fine.

425
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,240
Huh, huh, huh.

426
00:13:27,414 --> 00:13:28,633
Tina, why are you making
that noise?
Huh, huh.

427
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:29,938
Huh, huh.What is it, girl?

428
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,288
Huh, huh.Oh, Tina's just pumped

429
00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:33,725
about the science
fair. [whoops]

430
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:35,205
Oh, wow. Me, too.

431
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,597
Is everybody ready to go?

432
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:37,729
[bell jingles]Where's your father?

433
00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,078
Uh, here I am.

434
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,123
What's all that?

435
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,428
Uh, just some stuff I thought

436
00:13:41,602 --> 00:13:42,734
I'd bring to the science fair.

437
00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:45,085
[gasps]
Are you bringing Spiceps?

438
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,086
I just want some feedback, Lin.

439
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,131
Who knows? Maybe there's
some wealthy parent

440
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,525
that knows a good money-making
venture when they see one.

441
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,961
That's crazy.

442
00:13:53,135 --> 00:13:55,182
I'm going to get
the Spice Rack.

443
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,664
Oh, hello, Mr. Dinkler.

444
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,927
What a day for science, huh?

445
00:14:02,101 --> 00:14:03,711
TEDDY [over radio]:
Louise,

446
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,756
give me the word when
you want me to hit the switch.

447
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,585
I know what you're doing,
you hooligan.

448
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,413
Jeremy saw everything
last night.

449
00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:11,067
Oh, you son of a snitch!

450
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,328
What's your favorite movie?

451
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,418
Squeal Magnolias?!

452
00:14:14,591 --> 00:14:15,592
War Horse.You're trying

453
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,159
to sully Edison's good name,

454
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,770
and nobody messes
with my man, Tom.

455
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,294
You're banned.

456
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,600
Get in there.

457
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,471
You can't ban me
from the science fair.

458
00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:26,342
So long, idiot.

459
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:29,129
[chuckles]You're ruining my plan
to humiliate you!

460
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,782
Oh, oh-oh, oh.

461
00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:32,087
Whoop, oh, oopsie.

462
00:14:32,261 --> 00:14:34,524
Boy, that, uh,
that fell over. Too bad.

463
00:14:34,698 --> 00:14:35,961
Aw.That's prime
real estate.

464
00:14:36,135 --> 00:14:37,441
Watch out,
someone's coming.

465
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,921
Uh, uh, just checking out

466
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,313
this great project.

467
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,097
This must be a really smart kid,
right?

468
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,447
Not as smart as this kid
right here; she's a genius.

469
00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:47,102
Oh, really? I think that kid
stole this kid's idea

470
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,799
and she should probably
get a lawyer.

471
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,279
Oh, he wouldn't dare.Oh, he would.

472
00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:52,152
I will destroy you.

473
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,326
Hooray!

474
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,676
Now that Louise is banned,

475
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,460
I'm the only
Edison project.

476
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,765
Jeremy, shush.Right.

477
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,028
Young man, I hear you wrote

478
00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:01,378
a love duet that dispels
those nasty

479
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:04,380
electrocution rumors
and shows Edison's softer side.

480
00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:06,948
I think that's just what
this science fair needs,

481
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,471
and I want you to sing it.

482
00:15:08,645 --> 00:15:10,082
[gasps]
Really? All right!

483
00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:12,389
What?
I've got to call our
landlord and my aunt

484
00:15:12,562 --> 00:15:14,043
and maybe some choir kids

485
00:15:14,216 --> 00:15:15,697
and maybe a couple
of band geeks.

486
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:18,177
If that's how you celebrate
good news, sure.

487
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,570
But, Gene, what
about Louise?

488
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:22,269
What about the truth?

489
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,620
What did you say?

490
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:26,926
I was just wondering
if we need flutes.

491
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,710
Who plays flute?
Do you play flute?

492
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,145
TEDDY:
Louise, some janitor

493
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,668
just asked me
what I was doing here.

494
00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:33,192
I panicked;
I said I was a doctor.

495
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,499
So if anyone asks,
I'm Dr. Glen Wellness.

496
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,847
I served in Korea.

497
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,546
I handled a triage alone.

498
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,113
Just if anyone asks.

499
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,984
I delivered triplets
in the back of a cab,

500
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,681
if anyone asks.

501
00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:49,470
Ms. Schnurr, I want to say
I totally understand

502
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:50,731
why I'm in here.

503
00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:52,211
I was disrespectful.

504
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,039
I was out of line,
and oh, my God,

505
00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:56,042
did you move that picture?
[screams]

506
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,477
Wow.

507
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,826
You are fast.

508
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,350
I do martial arts.

509
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:01,394
It shows.

510
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:02,874
Hello. Hi.

511
00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:04,441
Oh, aren't you short?

512
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,616
Here, follow me.

513
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,227
All right, let's
show these people

514
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,186
that if it ain't
man-on-elephant love,

515
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,708
it ain't worth
singing about.

516
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,581
[clears throat]
Attention, everyone.

517
00:16:13,754 --> 00:16:15,625
We have a very special treat
for you.

518
00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:18,412
It's a musical re-imagenactment

519
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,717
of the very uplifting story
of Thomas Edison

520
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,981
and Topsy the elephant.

521
00:16:23,155 --> 00:16:26,549
FISCHOEDER:
♪ They say Thomas Edison ♪

522
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:30,250
♪ He's the man to get us
into this century ♪

523
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,296
♪ And that man is me ♪

524
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,732
GAYLE:
♪ They'll say all... ♪

525
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,518
What's going on?
Where's Louise?

526
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:40,259
And why do Tina and Gene sound
like Gayle and Mr. Fischoeder?

527
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,565
It's science, Bob.

528
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:42,783
You're not supposed
to understand it.

529
00:16:42,957 --> 00:16:44,567
Okay.

530
00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:46,875
[screaming]

531
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,615
Come on, Ms. Schnurr.

532
00:16:48,789 --> 00:16:49,965
Let me out of here.

533
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,749
This is my destiny.

534
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,143
Shh, I'm trying to
eat this yogurt.

535
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,624
LIBRARIAN: Toot, toot,
here comes books.

536
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:57,754
[gasps]
Creepy librarian.

537
00:16:57,928 --> 00:16:58,886
Do I know you?

538
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,845
You told me about Topsy.

539
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,933
[whispering]:
I tell everyone about Topsy.

540
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,674
So, here's the book
you requested.

541
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,067
Good stuff, chick lit.

542
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:07,982
Oh, you've got to help me.

543
00:17:08,156 --> 00:17:09,854
Tell her I've got to go
to the fair.

544
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,813
Tell her I've got
to take Dinkler down.

545
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,641
Shh, leave me out of it.

546
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:14,990
You started it.

547
00:17:15,163 --> 00:17:16,948
I start, I don't
finish things.

548
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,471
That's my one flaw.

549
00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:19,777
So, how's that yogurt?

550
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,039
Fine! Forget you!

551
00:17:21,213 --> 00:17:23,780
Forget all of you!
Eat your yogurt!

552
00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:25,957
I'm busting out![yells]

553
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,828
LOUISE:
Get everything ready, Teddy,

554
00:17:28,002 --> 00:17:30,179
because this is happening.

555
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,442
I'll get to the radio
and when I say "hit it,"

556
00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:34,488
you hit it
with everything you've got.

557
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:35,792
Capisce?

558
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:36,924
Wait, don't leave me.

559
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,796
Okay, everything's all right.

560
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:39,971
You're Dr. Glen Wellness.

561
00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:41,538
You can handle anything.

562
00:17:41,711 --> 00:17:43,671
Hell, you got the highest MCATs
in the state.

563
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,630
♪ But I never noticed ♪

564
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,111
♪ The curve of her trunk ♪

565
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:53,115
GAYLE:
♪ And I never noticed ♪

566
00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:54,855
♪ His electric junk ♪

567
00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:59,990
♪ We might just have found ♪

568
00:18:00,165 --> 00:18:05,171
♪ Electric love ♪

569
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:10,785
♪ Electric love... ♪

570
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,656
Wow, did Gene write this?

571
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,006
God, I want
what they have.

572
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,877
It's so romantic.

573
00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:22,536
♪ Electric love ♪

574
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:27,888
♪ Electric love... ♪

575
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:33,373
♪ Fits like a glove. ♪

576
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,201
This is what really
happened, people.

577
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,203
This man, Thomas Edison,

578
00:18:38,377 --> 00:18:41,729
sentenced Topsy,
that beautiful elephant,

579
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,688
to die by electrocution.

580
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,038
[laughs]
Uh-oh.

581
00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:48,997
Here's your hero, Dinkler.

582
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,519
Hit it!

583
00:18:50,693 --> 00:18:51,868
Is that you, Louise?

584
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:53,219
Hit it!I've been down here so long.

585
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,828
What's it like out there?

586
00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:56,830
Are people still the same
with their funny ways?

587
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,223
Teddy, hit it!

588
00:18:58,397 --> 00:18:59,528
Oh, right,
the thing we're doing.

589
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:03,707
Huh, huh, huh,

590
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,491
huh, huh.

591
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,240
Oh!
Tina!

592
00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:15,588
Tina!

593
00:19:15,762 --> 00:19:17,416
Tina?

594
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,247
I'm okay.

595
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,291
Oh! Oh, God.Oh, thank God. Tina.

596
00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:25,119
I thought we weren't doing
the death scene,

597
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,077
but I saw the sparks
and went with it.

598
00:19:27,252 --> 00:19:28,557
Was I convincing?

599
00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:29,732
Yes, very.

600
00:19:29,906 --> 00:19:30,994
Oh, my God,

601
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,084
I almost electrocuted
my sister.

602
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,391
I've become Edison.

603
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:36,435
Oh, you wish.

604
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,263
So he electrocuted
animals.

605
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,481
[shocked murmuring]So what?

606
00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:41,483
As if everyone here
is so perfect.

607
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:43,398
[sobbing]

608
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,575
[Fischoeder and Gayle moaning]

609
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,969
Oh, got a little caught up
in the moment.

610
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,275
We're in love!

611
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:50,927
We're a couple in love!

612
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,800
It's really
happening finally!

613
00:19:53,974 --> 00:19:56,978
Thank you, God!
Got to go.

614
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,980
Could have asked me to sing,
but whatever.

615
00:19:59,153 --> 00:20:00,763
You know, I could've sung it.

616
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:03,288
Louise, is there something
you want to say to your sister?

617
00:20:03,462 --> 00:20:05,595
Tina, I'm sorry
I nearly killed you.

618
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,596
I got carried away
with the Dinkler thing,

619
00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,598
which worked out pretty well,
but still,

620
00:20:09,772 --> 00:20:11,513
I shouldn't have
almost killed you.

621
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,125
It's okay; this is how Topsy
would have wanted it,

622
00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:15,474
but with more
trampling people.

623
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,172
And, Gene,
I'm sorry to you, too.

624
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,607
Your song was really good.

625
00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:21,175
I know, and without
a single fart sound.

626
00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:22,655
Oh, my God, I forgot
the fart sounds!

627
00:20:22,829 --> 00:20:24,005
How'd we do?

628
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,659
Well, you almost killed
my daughter.

629
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,661
So yeah, not great.

630
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,402
Oh, wow,
sorry about that.

631
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,534
Hey, did you check out
that Spiceps thing?

632
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:32,622
Cool, huh?
Really?

633
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,144
I thought so.
Yeah.

634
00:20:34,319 --> 00:20:36,322
Since Mr. Dinkler is
in the bathroom, crying,

635
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,193
I'm stepping in to announce
the science fair winners.

636
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:42,109
Second place goes to
"How Many Hairs Up There?"

637
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,677
by Andy and Ollie Pesto.

638
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,635
Oh, my God! I want
to thank Ollie.I want to thank Andy.

639
00:20:46,809 --> 00:20:48,202
I want to thank Ollie.I want to thank Andy.

640
00:20:48,376 --> 00:20:50,161
That got second?
That's ridiculous.

641
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:53,817
And the blue ribbon goes
to "Spice..."

642
00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:55,297
uh, I can't read this.

643
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,125
Spice Rack! Spice Rack!Spiceps, Spiceps!

644
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,996
Spice Rack!
Spiceps!

645
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,519
Spiceps!
Ow! Rack!

646
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:06,655
♪ Electric love ♪

647
00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:12,140
♪ Electric love ♪

648
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:17,928
♪ Electric love ♪

649
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:23,846
♪ Electric love ♪

650
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:29,200
♪ Electric love ♪

651
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:33,640
♪ Fits like a glove. ♪