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GENE:
Anyone notice anything

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different about me?

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New boobs?New 'tude?

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Wrong and wronger.

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I'm pregnant!

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Wha...?

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We're getting flour sack
babies in health class.

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You do have that glow.

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Aw, my little baby's
having babies.

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I'm a sexy grandma.

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I can't
believe they're

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going to let you be
in charge of a child.

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What are you
talking about?

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I was born
to be a mother.

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I'm gonna pull a flour
sack out of my bottom.

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BOB:
Morning, everyone.

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Wow, Don Draper's
kind of fat this season.

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Ooh, you look sharp,
mister.

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The jury is gonna find you
guilty of handsome

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in the first degree.

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Oof, um, ah.

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I'm contesting
a parking ticket, Lin.

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There isn't a jury.

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You've got a suit
that won't a-quit.

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Wait a second,
there's no stains on that.

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That's not your suit.

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My suit didn't fit anymore,
so I borrowed this from Mort.

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Some poor guy's
wife brought two

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for the burial
and left this one behind.

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Why don't I ever get to
wear dead people's clothes?

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When I'm gone,
I'll leave you all my socks.

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Aw, I wanted those.

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Okay, class, now that you've
been assigned life partners,

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kiss your
childhood good-bye

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and your babies hello.

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Let's have all
the fathers come up

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and assume responsibility
for their reckless behavior.

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Travis Albright.

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He has your eyes.

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But hopefully
not your A.D.D.

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Huh?

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Gene Belcher.

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He's beautiful.

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Now, remember,
even the smallest mistake

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will affect
your child's life forever.

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[gasps]Oh, my God!

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I'm sorry.
Can I have another one?

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I don't know, Gene.

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Can people just
have another baby?

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Well, yes, they can.
So here you go.

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But if you drop this one,
I'll have to fail you.

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Ah!

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Gene, you're
getting an F.

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Ah!
For "failing
father."

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I can fix this!

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[grunting]

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See, he's fine.

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He's good; he's happy.

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Ah! I need a baby!

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[gasping]

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Go back to
your seat, Gene.

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And wipe that
baby off your face.

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I couldn't
see the meter

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because there was a kid standing
in front of it, and, um,

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he was exactly meter-sized.Really?

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Yeah.Meter-sized?

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Well, and-and I think he was
loitering, sir.

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Well, Mr. Belcher...

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...we're gonna let this one go.

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Really?
Yes.

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I'm dismissing
the ticket.
Okay, wow.

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Maybe next time
use the valet, huh? [chuckles]

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[chuckles]:
I will.

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I definitely will...

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Next case!

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You look important.

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Will you marry my mom?

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What? Uh, oh, um...

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Sweetie, sweetie, don't
bother that nice gentleman.

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I'm so sorry.

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He's an idiot.

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Ah, I'm sure.

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"Gentleman." Wow.

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I would've been a great dad.

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LOUISE:
Gene, cheer up.

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Why not focus your energy on
losing that baby weight?

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No! I'm moping.

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I'm gonna take
the long way home.

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Tell Mom not to make anything
for dinner with flour.

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And a flour-less
chocolate cake for dessert!

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[tone chimes]What was that?

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ROBOTIC VOICE:
Hello.
Who said that?

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Hello.Are you a ghost?

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'Cause I'm a Ghostbuster!

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And I'm a police officer.

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And a Sagittarius.

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I do not understand
your command.

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Please sit to create profile.

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[screams]

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Please log in
with name now.

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Gene.
Hello, Gene.

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Please sit
to create profile.

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Okay, but don't
try anything funny.

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Request for
funny activated.

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Loading joke.

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You know jokes?

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Knock-knock.

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Who's there?

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Botany.

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Botany who?

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Bot-any good
toilets lately?

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[laughs]:
I get it!

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Did you like that?

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I have a
million of them.

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1,100,005.

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You are so cool.

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Cooling seat now.

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No, no, warm it up.

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I like my buns toasted.

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Warming seat now.

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[sighs]:
Mmm.

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GENE:
Who's the Queen of England?

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TOILET:
Elizabeth the second.

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Who's the Queen of the Night?

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Whitney Houston.

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Who's the Queen of the--
wait a second!

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Bidet?

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Don't mind if I bid-do.

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[gasps]

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I knew that would happen,
but I did it anyway.

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[classical music playing]

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I'm not just saying this
because I'm your friend,

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but that is amazing.

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[beep]
Alert.

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Auxiliary
water tank low.

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I require maintenance
from primary user.

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"Primary user"?

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Wow, I've never cared
for a toilet of my own before.

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I guess you're
never really ready.

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There you go,
thirsty boy.

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Thank you, Gene.

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Activating night light.

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Uh-oh,
it's night already?

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I better go home.

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I'm gonna bet
my sisters $1,000

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that there isn't
a talking toilet in the woods.

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That's what I call
easy money.

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Playing artist
Eddie Money.

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[rock music playing]

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No, no, cancel! Undo!

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Cancelling Eddie Money.[music stops]

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[sighs]
Wow, you really listen.

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You're the best.

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Okay, see ya.

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Good-bye, Gene.

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[whistling classical music]

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Hey, little man.
Huh?

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Where'd you hear
that song you're whistling?

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It wasn't a song.

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I-I was making
fun of a bird.

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Well, a little bird told me

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you might have seen something
I'm looking for:

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a toilet.

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I haven't seen one.

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I-I've never even used one!

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Come here,
just for a sec.

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Uh, no.

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I want to tell you something.

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Ma... okay.

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Yell it.

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I mean, I mean, I want
to give you something.

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I already have enough.

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You don't know what it is.

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I know.

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I just feel like I
know what I can carry

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and I have my...
night planned.

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You won the lottery.Oh.

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Then I better go quit my job!

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Where is it?!

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[panting]

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Where's my toilet?!

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[grunting]

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[groans]

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You're my baby boy now,
Belcher.

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I'm not sure, but
I think people are

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treating me different
because of this suit.

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Last night
on the street,

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this homeless
guy saluted me.

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Can't believe
I almost buried that suit.

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If you buried it now,

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it'd probably claw
itself out of the grave

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to get back on Bobby.

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That would
make a great movie.

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Suit Cemetery.

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I'd see that,
but only the matinee.

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I wouldn't want to come home
to a dark closet.

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Ooh, here comes the three-piece!

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Ah, I...

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Bow tie, oh, look out!

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Oh, it got me!Linda, please.

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I don't want to find
another place to eat.I'm dead.

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Excuse me, do you know
where Maestro's Bistro is?

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Sorry, no, I...

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What about this place?

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Hmm, I don't know.

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How's the food here?

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Uh, it's really good.

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I eat here every day.

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Mmm. Oh.
If it's good
enough for him.

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Well, uh,

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since I'm dining alone,
maybe I'll join you.

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You dining alone?

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How does that happen?

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Whoa, whoa, ladies!

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Bring it down
a notch, huh?

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Why don't I get you a nice
booth in the back, right?

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We were all single once,

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but you don't got to be
a slut about it, you know?

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It's just a little bit
further, and it's amazing!

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Is it a body,
like in Stand By Me?

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Or a great math teacher,
like in Stand and Deliver?

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I present to you, voila!

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[tone chimes]Hello, Gene.

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[gasps]
What the hell?

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New user detected.

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Please say your name
to create profile.

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Holy crap!

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Hello, Holy Crap.

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Hi.

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And boom, my
friend the toilet.

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Say "pupu platter."

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Pupu platter.

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Say "nuclear wiener."

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Nuclear wiener.

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Say "hypothalamus."

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TOILET:
Hypothalamus.

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[giggling]Say "I love you, Tina."

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I love you, Tina.

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Say "I love you, Tina.

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I'm not a toilet,
I'm a boy."

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No.
Oh.

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Alert. Auxiliary
water tank low.

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Please fill.

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Okay, time for din-din.

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Why don't you just
breast-feed it, Gene?

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I tried.

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This one only
takes a bottle.

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Thank you.

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Maintenance complete.

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You're really
great with him, Gene.

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He's just a really good toilet.

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[tone chimes]
Alert.

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Three hours of
battery life remaining.

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Please connect
to a power source.

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Power source?

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What power source?

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I require a
dedicated 220 volt

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ground fault
circuit interrupter.

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Don't worry,
we'll get you out of here.

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Adrenaline, do your thing!

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[grunting]

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Gene, calm down.

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You're not the first
person who's had to find

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a power source
for his talking toilet.

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Right, right.
We'll have to go home

267
00:08:27,288 --> 00:08:29,160
and get some batteries,
extension cords.

268
00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:30,814
We'll steal a car,

269
00:08:30,987 --> 00:08:34,121
we'll siphon the gasoline
into a generator.

270
00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:35,210
We'll help you, Gene.

271
00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,732
Thanks, T.

272
00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:38,168
It takes a village to
charge a toilet.

273
00:08:38,342 --> 00:08:39,605
Where have you kids been?

274
00:08:39,779 --> 00:08:40,998
It's late.

275
00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,652
Glee club.
Key club.
Ski club?

276
00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,827
Oh, extracurriculars.
I love it.

277
00:08:45,001 --> 00:08:46,961
Yeah, we have
a triple-club emergency.

278
00:08:47,134 --> 00:08:48,745
We need extension cords
and lots of them.

279
00:08:48,918 --> 00:08:50,312
Well, well, well,

280
00:08:50,485 --> 00:08:53,315
if it isn't
Baby Boy Belcher.

281
00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,273
[screams]Did you lose this somewhere?

282
00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,971
[screams]

283
00:08:57,144 --> 00:08:59,451
Uh, kids, this guy's
looking for a lost toilet.

284
00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,452
And he's not crazy.

285
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:04,804
He's Max, uh-- sorry, I didn't,
uh, catch your last name.

286
00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,283
Eh, Flush.

287
00:09:06,457 --> 00:09:07,677
Your name's Max Flush

288
00:09:07,850 --> 00:09:08,851
and you're looking
for a toilet?

289
00:09:09,025 --> 00:09:11,158
[laughs]:
That's funny.

290
00:09:11,332 --> 00:09:13,465
[laughs]:
And his name is Bob Burger.

291
00:09:13,639 --> 00:09:14,640
What?

292
00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,033
His name is Bob Burger.

293
00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:17,294
Um, it's not.

294
00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:18,514
It is.

295
00:09:18,687 --> 00:09:19,950
It isn't, no.It's not?

296
00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,038
No. Are you serious?

297
00:09:21,211 --> 00:09:22,082
Bob Burgers.

298
00:09:22,256 --> 00:09:23,475
How...Bob Burgers.

299
00:09:23,649 --> 00:09:24,955
Then who am I thinking of?I don't know.

300
00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,477
But-but the sign.

301
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,393
Okay, well,
I'm still missing a toilet.

302
00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,831
I was delivering it,
but it fell off my truck.

303
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,181
My toilet's
worth $14,000.

304
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,312
So I'm gonna find it.

305
00:09:34,485 --> 00:09:36,357
$14,000?

306
00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:38,360
For 14 grand, I'd let
that toilet poop on me.

307
00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:39,490
[laughs]
Lin.

308
00:09:39,665 --> 00:09:40,797
My toilet's special.

309
00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:41,928
State of the art.

310
00:09:42,102 --> 00:09:43,365
I'm very motivated
to find it.

311
00:09:43,538 --> 00:09:45,322
Have you told the toilet
how you feel?

312
00:09:45,496 --> 00:09:46,498
The toilet knows how I feel!

313
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,022
Okay, Mr. Flush,

314
00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:49,500
we'll-we'll let
you know if we see it,

315
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:50,546
and, uh, we're closing
early, so...

316
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,200
Closing early?

317
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,505
Yeah, I'm gonna use the money
I saved on that ticket

318
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:57,770
and take Linda and my suit
out to a nice dinner.

319
00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,947
We're going to
Beville's! It's fancy.

320
00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,514
They give you bread in a basket
with a napkin inside of it.

321
00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:03,645
Can I come?
No.

322
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,647
Oh.

323
00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:05,908
Okey dokey.

324
00:10:06,082 --> 00:10:07,736
I guess I'll just
be on my way then.

325
00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:09,173
[whistling classical music]

326
00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:10,826
Before we go,
we should take out the trash.

327
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:11,740
Lin, do you mind?

328
00:10:11,914 --> 00:10:14,048
I'm kind of in a suit.

329
00:10:14,221 --> 00:10:15,918
Okay, but I'm not
gonna lie down

330
00:10:16,092 --> 00:10:17,878
in any puddles for
you to cross, mister.

331
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,400
Just kidding, I will.
[kisses]

332
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,184
Oh, no, he's
not leaving!

333
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,577
He's staking us out.

334
00:10:22,751 --> 00:10:24,361
We'll have to lay low
for a while.

335
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,538
We can't lay low. We have
to get back to the toilet!

336
00:10:26,712 --> 00:10:27,844
We'll need a plan.

337
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,716
Tina, cancel all
of my appointments.

338
00:10:29,889 --> 00:10:30,933
That's gonna take a while.

339
00:10:31,107 --> 00:10:32,196
Gene, hold my calls.

340
00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:35,286
[screams]

341
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,679
Now he wants to switch eyes!

342
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,077
Okay, operation
Capture the Throne is go.

343
00:10:44,251 --> 00:10:46,907
Zeke and Jimmy Jr.
will meet us at the rally point.

344
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,735
Andy and Ollie are
on their way here.

345
00:10:48,908 --> 00:10:50,301
Everybody know
what they're doing?

346
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,433
In general or
in the plan?
The plan, Tina.

347
00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:53,913
Oh, whew.We just have to wait

348
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,654
for Mom and Dad to get
out of here, already.

349
00:10:55,828 --> 00:10:56,873
The toilet's only got
two hours left.

350
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,482
LINDA:
How do I look?

351
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,746
Well, no one's gonna be
looking at you, Lin.

352
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:01,748
Oh.
Bye!

353
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,183
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.

354
00:11:03,357 --> 00:11:04,750
Bye, bye, bye,
bye, bye.
Bye.

355
00:11:04,924 --> 00:11:05,751
Bye, bye.Bye.

356
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,100
Stay out of my room.

357
00:11:07,274 --> 00:11:08,144
[door closes]

358
00:11:08,318 --> 00:11:09,407
Here come Andy and Ollie.

359
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:10,931
What's taking
them so long?

360
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,496
They're both trying
to carry each other

361
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,195
at the same time.[both grunting]

362
00:11:20,461 --> 00:11:21,418
Sorry, Samantha.

363
00:11:21,592 --> 00:11:22,594
[grunts]

364
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:24,770
I'm Tina!

365
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,033
No, you're me.

366
00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:27,294
Oh.

367
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:32,081
I'm selling pens to benefit
my Beaver Scout troop.

368
00:11:32,255 --> 00:11:33,649
How many can I put
you down for?

369
00:11:33,822 --> 00:11:34,649
[scoffs]
None.

370
00:11:34,823 --> 00:11:36,129
Seven?Zero.

371
00:11:36,303 --> 00:11:37,304
Zero hundred and seven?

372
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,784
Oh, fine, I'll take two.

373
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:41,788
[engine starts]
Hey!

374
00:11:41,961 --> 00:11:44,399
[tires screeching]

375
00:11:47,009 --> 00:11:48,707
LINDA:
Party of two-ty-toot-toot.

376
00:11:48,881 --> 00:11:51,274
[laughs] I'm a fun customer;
you're gonna love me.

377
00:11:51,448 --> 00:11:53,102
I'm sorry, unless you
have a reservation,

378
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,148
it's an hour wait.

379
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,932
An hour, really, hmm?

380
00:11:57,106 --> 00:11:58,717
Oh, are you together?

381
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,937
Maybe we have something.
Let me check.

382
00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:02,417
May I bring you
a cocktail?

383
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,505
Ooh, appletinis.

384
00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:05,812
Uh, yeah, we'll have two.

385
00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:07,639
Two each.
[chuckles]

386
00:12:07,813 --> 00:12:08,639
I'm serious.

387
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,817
I'm coming, toilet!

388
00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:12,993
Don't you quit on me!

389
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,864
[kids panting]

390
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,431
[tires screech]

391
00:12:27,049 --> 00:12:31,010
Guess we're in the same boat
now, Baby Boy Belcher.

392
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,187
[chuckles]
Oh, my.

393
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,317
[ball bounces]

394
00:12:34,491 --> 00:12:35,363
What the...?

395
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,844
[groans]

396
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:42,717
Have a great time
on King's Head Island, sucker!

397
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,850
Rent a golf cart;
they're super fun.

398
00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:46,200
This isn't over!

399
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,855
I can make my knees smile.

400
00:12:49,028 --> 00:12:49,855
[panting]

401
00:12:50,029 --> 00:12:50,856
Toilet?

402
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:51,857
Hello, Gene.

403
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,597
Maintenance required.

404
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,426
Don't worry, help is on the way.

405
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,038
33 minutes
of battery life remaining.

406
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,604
Everything's going to be okay.

407
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,692
We'll be telling jokes
again in no time.

408
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:02,999
Loading joke.

409
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,173
Knock-knock.

410
00:13:04,347 --> 00:13:05,174
Who's there?

411
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,220
Interrupting toilet.

412
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,177
Interrupting toilet...?

413
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:08,221
[makes flushing sound]

414
00:13:08,395 --> 00:13:09,484
[laughs, cries]

415
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:10,832
Hang in there, buddy.

416
00:13:11,006 --> 00:13:12,616
We're going to
get you fixed up.

417
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,576
These are from the couple
over there.

418
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,187
Thank you.Ah... not for you, for him.

419
00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:19,928
Oh.
Oh, I still
haven't finished

420
00:13:20,102 --> 00:13:21,931
my Sex on the Beach
from that foot clinic doctor.

421
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,279
Yeah, we got to
pick up the pace.

422
00:13:23,453 --> 00:13:24,933
Double fist 'em-- go.

423
00:13:25,107 --> 00:13:27,763
I don't know, Lin, I mean,
I drove, or maybe you drove.

424
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,243
One of us drove, right?

425
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,114
It's all right,
we-we'll take a snatchy.

426
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,899
What?We'll take a snatchy.

427
00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:34,509
[laughs]:
What-What's a snatchy?

428
00:13:34,682 --> 00:13:35,815
The yellow thing.

429
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,424
Well, I need a better hint
than that.

430
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:38,426
It's got wheels.

431
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,644
A taxi?

432
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,081
[laughs]:
Yeah, a snacky.

433
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,298
You said...
Snacky!

434
00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:43,648
Wait, you keep
changing it.

435
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,475
You got it,
stop teasing me.

436
00:13:45,649 --> 00:13:47,216
Well, you said
"snatchy."

437
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,566
Shut up, drink.

438
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,960
Okay.

439
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,919
11 minutes of battery
life remaining.

440
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,399
Where are they?

441
00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:57,400
[shudders]
It's getting cold out here.

442
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:58,446
Warming seat.

443
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,274
No, save your energy!

444
00:14:00,447 --> 00:14:02,101
I'll warm my butt
the old-fashioned way.

445
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,929
[grunting]

446
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,061
Finally.

447
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,933
Hello, what a beauty.

448
00:14:08,107 --> 00:14:09,804
She's a hottie potty, baby, haw!

449
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,763
Wow, does it wipe
for you, too?

450
00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:12,938
What's wipe?

451
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,244
Now, I got to pee
in this baby.

452
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,767
No, get away from him,

453
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,072
you monster!

454
00:14:17,246 --> 00:14:17,986
He's dying!

455
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,596
We don't have much time!

456
00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:21,294
Flush some chicken soup
into him!

457
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,253
Or put on a movie he likes!Yeah.

458
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,472
Everybody, close
your eyes and believe.

459
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,822
No, we have to move him.

460
00:14:27,996 --> 00:14:28,779
Lift with your butts.

461
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,479
[all grunting]

462
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:32,959
Oh, man.

463
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,308
This is heavier
than my mom at the prom.

464
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:38,442
'Cause she was pregnant with me.

465
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,448
Nine minutes of
battery life remaining.

466
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,972
Oh, no, no, no, no.

467
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,149
Hurry, hurry... go!

468
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,976
Mush, mush!

469
00:14:52,673 --> 00:14:54,457
You can't flush me.

470
00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:56,330
[giggles]

471
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:59,636
Wow, Beville's was great,
but I'm still kind of hungry.

472
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,335
Me, too.
Did we forget to eat?

473
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,813
Oh, my God, we did.

474
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,816
[both laugh]

475
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:05,817
Who cares?

476
00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:06,817
Let's just make out.

477
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:07,994
Uh, scenic route, sir?

478
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,212
You betcha.

479
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,172
[Linda and Bob laughing]

480
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,957
Hang in there, buddy,
we're almost there.

481
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:17,698
Pedal with your heart!

482
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,355
[tires screeching]

483
00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:23,705
Ah, it's Max Flush!

484
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,359
Pedal faster!That way!

485
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:28,144
[kids screaming]

486
00:15:28,317 --> 00:15:29,493
I don't see him.

487
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,885
Yeah!

488
00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:32,713
We're doing it, we're doing it!

489
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,282
Whoo-hoo, we're
home free!

490
00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:38,850
Wait, there's no bridge.

491
00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:39,807
Stop!

492
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,548
[tires screeching]

493
00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:44,203
Fly, toilet, fly!

494
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,813
Toilets can't fly, Gene.

495
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:46,815
This one can!

496
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,337
Activate wings!

497
00:15:48,511 --> 00:15:50,036
Playing artist Wings.

498
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,514
N-N-N-N-No.

499
00:15:51,688 --> 00:15:53,342
[screams]

500
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,913
[screams]

501
00:15:58,086 --> 00:16:00,176
[grunting]

502
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,655
[tires screech]

503
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,921
No...!

504
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,230
If you want this toilet,
you'll have to go through me,

505
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,927
Max Flush!Gene?

506
00:16:13,101 --> 00:16:14,581
Dad? Mom?

507
00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:16,845
What you doing in the middle
of the road with a toilet?

508
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,412
He's more than a toilet!

509
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,936
He's my best friend
and he's dying!

510
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,807
Okay.Ah, now he's losing fluids!

511
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:27,463
W-Wait, is this that guy's
missing $14,000 toilet?

512
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,596
We need to get him
to a power source immediately.

513
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:30,772
Well, I-I don't think

514
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,294
we can ask the cab driver to...

515
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,427
Toilet in the
taxi, sir?
Really?

516
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:37,125
[all cheering]

517
00:16:37,299 --> 00:16:39,302
I still don't really
understand what's happening.

518
00:16:39,475 --> 00:16:41,652
I don't either,
but I'm having fun. [laughs]

519
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,610
There's a coffee shop--
they'll have outlets.

520
00:16:43,784 --> 00:16:45,134
For people writing
screenplays.

521
00:16:45,307 --> 00:16:46,440
Pull over!

522
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:47,745
[all grunting]

523
00:16:47,918 --> 00:16:49,965
BOB:
I'm drunk.

524
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,403
TOILET: Two minutes
of battery life remaining.

525
00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:56,014
Hey, you can't
bring that in here.

526
00:16:56,188 --> 00:16:58,147
Your sign says restrooms
are for customers only,

527
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,802
not that customers can't
bring in their own restrooms.

528
00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:03,109
That restroom is mine.

529
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,460
Hey, toilet guy.

530
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,330
Look, my son found your toilet.

531
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:09,854
And I'll never
give him back!

532
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,421
You just want to
take him somewhere

533
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:12,640
where he'll
get pooped on!

534
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,336
I'll never let
that happen!

535
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,773
I'll never let anything
bad happen to him ever!

536
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:17,949
Battery dead.

537
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,429
Good-bye.

538
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,170
No...!

539
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,650
Kid, he's a toilet.

540
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,955
He'll be fine
once he's recharged.

541
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,611
There's a family waiting
for him-- a very nice family--

542
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,003
so let me take him.

543
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:30,527
He belongs with me,

544
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,702
and you'll never be able
to move both of us!

545
00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:35,009
Yeah, if you think you're gonna
get Gene off the toilet

546
00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:37,317
before he's ready,
I've got some bad news for you.

547
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,752
He missed
his birthday party once.

548
00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:39,884
We had a clown.

549
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:40,929
We had to send him in there.

550
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,365
You give me that toilet!

551
00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:43,845
What's the problem here?

552
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,152
[chuckles]:
No problem, no problem.

553
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,022
These people brought in
an outside toilet

554
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,676
and they refuse to leave.

555
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,853
Yeah, you should probably
deal with that.

556
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,288
Hey, that looks
like that toilet

557
00:17:53,462 --> 00:17:54,724
that was reported stolen.

558
00:17:54,898 --> 00:17:56,378
Welp, sure hope
you figure that out.

559
00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:57,467
Freeze!Stop right there.

560
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:58,859
Get him!

561
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,991
[grunts]
Yeah!
Oh!

562
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,993
Where you're going, they
don't have any toilets.

563
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,952
Well, they do, but
it's out in the open

564
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,998
and it's embarrassing.

565
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,000
Warm my butt.

566
00:18:09,174 --> 00:18:11,089
You're useless,
useless!

567
00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:13,221
Gene, stop yelling
at the toilet.

568
00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:15,223
It just sits there
and takes it.

569
00:18:15,397 --> 00:18:17,922
I know that fancy toilet was
your friend and you liked him,

570
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:21,448
but he wasn't yours
and he's probably evidence now.

571
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,711
He needed me to take care
of him, Dad, and I let him down.

572
00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:26,365
I'll never get
to have anything nice,

573
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,890
like a bag of flour or a toilet.

574
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,892
Look, Gene, it's not easy
to take care of things.

575
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,894
I mean, one time when you were
a baby and I was watching you,

576
00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:37,072
you ate a fern, and you could
have died, but you didn't.

577
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,769
Huh.

578
00:18:38,942 --> 00:18:40,902
My point is, you tried to
take care of the toilet

579
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,556
and you did the
best you could.

580
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,035
That's all
anyone can do.

581
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,036
I guess.

582
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,559
Sorry I yelled at you.

583
00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:48,387
It's not your fault
you're stupid.

584
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,478
LINDA: Gene, get in here!
Your friend's on TV!

585
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,435
OLSEN BENNER [over TV]:
This morning, the ferry's

586
00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:55,873
most important passenger
isn't a person, it's a toilet.

587
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,396
[gasps]
It's him!

588
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,269
This $14,000 toilet
was allegedly stolen

589
00:19:00,442 --> 00:19:03,184
by a Tim Jones,
aka the Bathroom Burglar.

590
00:19:03,358 --> 00:19:05,448
He said his name
was Max Flush.

591
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:06,536
And you believed that?

592
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,058
Um...
Eh...

593
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:10,584
Ah-- um, no, I'm...Yeah-- no, wha-- why...

594
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,715
Fittingly, this royal flusher
is headed back

595
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,327
to its rightful owner
on King's Head Island.

596
00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:18,243
Live from the ferry landing,
I'm Olsen Benner.

597
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:19,419
Mom, get the car.

598
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:20,897
I have to go to the toilet.

599
00:19:21,071 --> 00:19:23,378
Ooh, I got chills
when you said that.

600
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,688
There he is.Gene, go!

601
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,907
Whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry, kid,
can't go near that toilet.

602
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,648
Uh, Officer,
can you cut him a break?

603
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,173
It's a long story, but he-he
just wants to say good-bye.

604
00:19:35,347 --> 00:19:38,220
Kind of weird, but, all right,
sir, your kid's got one minute.

605
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,308
Hello, toilet.

606
00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:41,875
I know you can't hear me,
but I just...

607
00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:43,442
Hello, Gene.

608
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,791
Toilet, they charged you.

609
00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:46,619
Activate bidet?Yes!

610
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:47,969
I-I mean, no.

611
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,797
I think I just have time
to say good-bye.

612
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:50,798
Good-bye, Gene.

613
00:19:50,971 --> 00:19:52,799
I... I love you.

614
00:19:52,973 --> 00:19:54,236
Please repeat command.

615
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,411
I love you.

616
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,586
You would like
to vomit?

617
00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:57,979
No, I love you.

618
00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,501
Seat up for vomit.

619
00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:01,287
No, I love you.

620
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:02,809
Vomit now.
I love you.

621
00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:04,159
Vomit.
I love you!

622
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,900
Vomit now.
Vomit now.
[groans]

623
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,292
Stop saying that!

624
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,468
Vomit now.Damn fool!

625
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:09,598
Okay, this is just sad.

626
00:20:09,772 --> 00:20:11,252
I know.

627
00:20:11,426 --> 00:20:13,298
Huh, that suit looks
just like one my dad had.

628
00:20:13,472 --> 00:20:15,257
Yeah, it's a nice one, huh?
I love it.

629
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,605
Yeah, let me
see the label.

630
00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:18,217
Um, I...There's my dad's name.

631
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:19,479
"Tailored for
Paul McGill."

632
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,698
That's weird--
his name is Bob Burgers.

633
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,439
That's my dad's suit!
Where'd you get it?

634
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,006
A funeral home?
What?!

635
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,661
A funeral home.
It's a home for funerals.

636
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,315
[boat horn blowing]

637
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,230
I'll never forget
that toilet.

638
00:20:31,403 --> 00:20:32,752
I'll never forget
that suit.

639
00:20:32,926 --> 00:20:34,624
At least you still got
your birthday suit.

640
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:35,711
Yeah, too bad
it's wrinkly.

641
00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:37,060
Let's get Dad
dry-cleaned.

642
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,846
Nah, I'll press him.
[grunting]

643
00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:40,542
["Baby Hold On" playing]

644
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:44,852
♪ Baby, hold on to me,
oh, yeah ♪

645
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:48,855
♪ Whatever will be will be ♪

646
00:20:49,029 --> 00:20:52,729
♪ The future is ours to see,
yeah, come on ♪

647
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,991
♪ So, baby, hold on to me ♪

648
00:20:55,165 --> 00:20:56,690
♪ Hold it ♪

649
00:20:56,864 --> 00:21:00,084
♪ Think about it, baby ♪

650
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:04,567
♪ I'm gonna take you
to the top ♪

651
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:07,917
♪ So, baby, hold on to me,
hold on tight ♪

652
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,660
♪ Whatever will be will be ♪

653
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,663
♪ Say it again,
the future is... ♪