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♪ Fa-la, la-la,
fa-la, la-la ♪

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♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

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♪ I saw three kids
come sailing through ♪

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♪ On seven days before Christmas
in the morning. ♪

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Why are you putting up
ninja throwing stars?

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I think they're doilies.

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They're snowflakes!

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They're Christmas-y.

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Ninja snowflakes!

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Hi-yah!
Ha! Yah!
Ow. Ow. Gene.

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Speaking of Christmas, here's
my annual list of demands.

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"My own apartment."

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And it cannot
be a studio.

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You have exactly
seven shopping days to comply.

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If it rolls
into day eight,

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there will be
tears and violence.

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I want
a dry erase board.

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So I can write down
all my private thoughts

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and then erase them
immediately.

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I want the actual Olympic
bobsled used in Cool Runnings.

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We can't afford
any of those things, kids.

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Not even a dry erase board?

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No, Tina!

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Sorry. Been a tough year,

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ever since the City Guide
listed us as a gas station.

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Hey, a bunch of
presents don't matter.

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Christmas isn't all
about getting stuff.

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Yes, it is!

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Take it back!
Take it back!

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[humming]

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Merry Christmas, Mike!

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Ho, ho, ho!

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Merry Christmas
to you.

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Hi, Mike.
Hi, Bob.

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Here's your mail.

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Thanks.

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[clears throat]:
Ahem.

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What?

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Ahem!

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Oh. Right.
Of course.

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You know, I never know
how much to tip the mailman.

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No, you don't.

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Um, you know what, here.

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Uh, I am going to write
a number on this piece of paper.

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There you go.

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Oh, yeah, that's
about right--

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if I delivered mail
one day a week.

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Fine.
Here's more than that.

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Oh, thanks, Bob.

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Hey, I got something
special for you, too.

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Special delivery.

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Were you not gonna give me this
if I didn't tip you?

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No, I-I would have.
Just not today.

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Maybe it's from Santa.

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It's from the law firm of
Bankoff, Bostwick & Biel.

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[screams]
Santa's suing us!

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Hey, it says I've
been named an heir

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in the enclosed will
of Ernest G. Lombard.

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Aw! Uncle Ernie's dead?

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But it's Christmas.

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Huh, I haven't talked
to Uncle Ernie in years.

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"Talking to Uncle Ernie" would
be great code for going a poop.

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Gene, he just died.

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It's a fitting tribute!

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Excuse me.
Who is/was this guy?

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He was my mother's brother.

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He owned
Lombard's Department Store

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before the mall came
and put it out of business.

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How much did
Uncle Ernie leave you?

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Well, let's see what
it say-- Hey! Hey!

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A-ba-ba-ba!
Don't look!

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Let's have
a reading of the will.

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I'll make punch.

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You always want
to make punch.

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Ever heard of eggnog?

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I have all those
sample punch packets.

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Ah, look, I got--
just got another one.

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I'm so excited! I have to go
talk to Uncle Ernie!

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Okay, everyone has their punch,

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so it's time to
inherit the wind!

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Oh, mmm. Ooh,
it's good.

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No, it's not.

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Let's make a pact

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that we won't let
the money change us.

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Uncle Ernie's worst Christmas

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is going to be
our best Christmas!

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Okay, let's not
get ahead of ourselves.

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Jamaican bobsled!Apartment!

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Dry erase board.

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Uh, like that.

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Let's just say this Christmas
might not be terrible.

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[clears throat]:
Ahem!

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You have been bequeathed...

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Drumroll!

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[imitates drumroll]

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...storage unit 39 at
the Quincy Avenue Just-Stow-It.

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Oh.
Ugh.

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[imitates somber rim shot]

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I still have
a good feeling about this.

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There could be an
old car in there.

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Or a whole bunch
of fur coats. Ooh.

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I'm gonna throw
paint on them!

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Remember, if it's something
really good,

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we'll have to pay taxes on it.

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[all gasp]Huh?

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Oh, hey.

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We won a caveman!

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Who are you?

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My name's Chet.

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Uh, short for Chester,
long for Ch.

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That's my little joke.

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Did you, did you
enjoy the joke?

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Yes.
Eh.

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I'm Tina. Shoes on or off?

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On, please. Can I get
you something to drink?

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Cough syrup?
Rainwater?

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Not that.
That's urine.

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Why are you living

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in my uncle's storage unit?

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Mr. Lombard is your uncle?

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Yeah, he left me
this unit in his will.

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Oh. Mr. Lombard's dead?

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Yeah.

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You want to come
in for a hug?

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Um, no.

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Why? 'Cause
we just met?

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Yeah, I guess.

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That's better.

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May I join you two?No.

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So, how'd you know
Uncle Ernie?

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I did window displays at
his store for 20 years.

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When the store closed,
he let me stay in here.

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Don't you have a family
or friends to stay with?

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You know, with Christmas coming
and all that.

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Wait, it's Christmas?

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My calendar says it's,
uh, da-da-da... August.

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[whispering]: Bobby, tell him
he can stay in our basement.

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[whispering];
What? Why?

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Because, 'tis the season!

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Of what? Taking strange
men into our basement?

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Of being nice, Bobby.

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He's fine right here.

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He's got a TV
and a jar.

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You guys are
loud whisperers.
Sorry.

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So, you're taking over
the lease?

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It's 150 a month.

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Oh.

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Thanks again
for letting me stay here.

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Yeah, Bobby,
you old softie.

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You're like
a mushy snowman.

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A lot of space!

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I can't wait until the
carpeting comes in.

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Is your heart set
on this wall color?

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[singsong]: 'Cause
I have some ideas.

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But just to be clear, Chet,
you're only here

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till right after Christmas.

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This Christmas?Um, yeah.

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The one that's coming up
in a week.

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This is the nicest thing
anybody's ever done for me.

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Including when Sal over there
gave me this track suit.

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[whispering]: If you want
to give Sal something,

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he needs a penis.

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Fire!
What?!

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Just kidding.
Come look.
What?

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Come on.What? What happened?

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LINDA [sighs]:
Ah!

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Chet's gone.

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His pee jar is cold.

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I got to say, I'm relieved.

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There was something off
about that guy.

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And he smelled...[clears throat]

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Oh, oh! It's Chet!

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Oh. Hey, Chet.

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There's my guy.

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What do you think
of the display?

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Is it holi-doing
it for you?

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You did all this?

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Oh, it's amazing!

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You gave me a place
to stay, I give you:

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Class under
Glass, by Chet.

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So you don't just design the
displays, you're also in them?

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Of course. Why
wouldn't I be?

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Well, it's a nice display.

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Um, thanks for doing it.

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How long did it take...?

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Chet? Chet?

187
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He's being weird again.

188
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LOUISE: It's been two hours
and he still hasn't moved.

189
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Come on!

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I'm tired of
pantsing him.

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It's like
pantsing a stone.

192
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Or Grandpa.

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I love your display.

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The hats are fabulous.

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How much are they?

196
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Uh, we don't sell hats.

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We sell burgers.

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We still need
to find a hat

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and something
for the mailman.

200
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Please tell me
you sell gift certificates.

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I, uh, I have a napkin
and a pen, so I can write one.

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You know, Chet may be
a strange guy,

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but his display really
upped our foot traffic.

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Okay, Chet. We're closed.

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You can move now.

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[sighs]:
Whew! Ah!

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I am full
of lactic acid

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and ideas for tomorrow's window!

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Ah! You're gonna do
a different one tomorrow?

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Tomorrow and then the next day
and then the next day

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and then the next day
and then the next day

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and then it's Christmas,
so I'll stop.

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Can we help?
I want to be a Gene-equin!

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I'll be a Tina-quin.

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Let me print up
some real gift certificates.

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And maybe, uh, cover the window
with a big curtain,

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and unveil the new display
right before we open.

218
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That's very theatrical.
Are you gay?

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We wish.

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CHET:
Okay.

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Anything jumping out at you
for tomorrow's display?

222
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I found a train!

223
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The most civilized form
of toy travel.

224
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This would look good
in my new apartment.

225
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It was a joke at first, but now
I'm starting to expect it.

226
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This is fun,
teaming up, you know?

227
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I used to do windows
with my wife, Nadine.

228
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Oh, you're married?

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We're separated.

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It's okay. What's past is past.

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Let's just, uh, focus on
tomorrow's window.

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Moving on!

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Yeah, your new
family doesn't want

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to hear about
your old family.

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♪ ♪

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♪ When I was small,
I believed in Santa Claus ♪

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♪ Though I knew it was my dad ♪

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♪ And I would hang up
my stalking at Christmas ♪

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♪ Open my presents
and I'd be glad ♪

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♪ Father Christmas,
give us some money... ♪

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One local man has gone from
homeless to "homeful"

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here in the window
of Bob's Burgers,

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where you could say
he's been making

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quite a living display
of himself.

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Hey, look,
I can see me!

246
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Look, I'm waving!

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BOB: Wow, this is
great for us.

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We're on the news.
The restaurant...

249
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Gene, stop licking yourself.

250
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You're on TV.

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Where I belong!

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So, Bob, what's
it gonna be

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for the big
Christmas Eve finale?

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I don't know what
the last display's gonna be.

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Chet's the idea guy.

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Let's hear your idea, Chet.

257
00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:20,629
No, no, no! Don't tell me!

258
00:08:20,803 --> 00:08:22,110
Don't ruin it.

259
00:08:22,283 --> 00:08:23,240
No, you got to tell me, you...

260
00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:24,242
I can't handle it.

261
00:08:24,415 --> 00:08:25,548
No, no, no, no, no!

262
00:08:25,721 --> 00:08:26,983
Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

263
00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,245
[chuckles]
Guy's fun to talk to.

264
00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,074
Whatever it is,
it better be good.

265
00:08:30,247 --> 00:08:31,466
Mort's mom
is coming to see it.

266
00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:34,121
She's got cataracts,
so make it big.

267
00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:37,081
LINDA: It's not here yet, but
I want to go on record and say

268
00:08:37,254 --> 00:08:38,822
this is the best
Christmas ever! Whoa!

269
00:08:38,995 --> 00:08:40,780
I know. We might actually
be able to afford

270
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,652
to buy the kids
something nice.

271
00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,610
And maybe I can sneak out
later while you cover for me.

272
00:08:44,784 --> 00:08:46,134
Yeah, I'll tell the kids

273
00:08:46,307 --> 00:08:47,918
you're dropping off
a present for your mistress.

274
00:08:48,091 --> 00:08:49,398
[laughs]:
As if.

275
00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:50,659
["Silent Night" playing]

276
00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,096
Why are you
wrapping the TV remote?

277
00:08:52,269 --> 00:08:53,663
It's my Christmas
present to Dad.

278
00:08:53,836 --> 00:08:54,969
He loves this thing.

279
00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:55,970
Great idea.

280
00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:57,361
I'll wrap Mom's glasses.

281
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,972
Hey, what you
looking at, Chet?

282
00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,539
I'm just zoning out.

283
00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,279
This was Nadine's
favorite Christmas song.

284
00:09:02,453 --> 00:09:03,280
Oh, who's Nadine?

285
00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,066
♪ Silent night ♪

286
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,110
Oh.

287
00:09:06,283 --> 00:09:10,636
♪ Holy night... ♪

288
00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,072
[whispering]:
Who's Nadine?

289
00:09:12,246 --> 00:09:13,769
[whispering]:
She's Chet's ex-wife.

290
00:09:13,943 --> 00:09:15,423
He's missing her pretty bad.

291
00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,033
How could you not miss her?

292
00:09:17,207 --> 00:09:18,861
Oh, she's gorgeous!

293
00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:21,081
Wait, is she...?

294
00:09:21,255 --> 00:09:22,431
Whoo.

295
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,302
She looks nice.

296
00:09:24,475 --> 00:09:25,869
Yeah, perfect posture.

297
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,001
And wooden boobs.

298
00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,091
Chet, this is
a mannequin.

299
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:36,139
Back when Nadine and I got
married, I was a mannequin, too.

300
00:09:36,313 --> 00:09:38,316
Oh, now I understand.

301
00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,317
You think you were a mannequin?

302
00:09:40,491 --> 00:09:42,232
Oh, it's okay. You don't need
to be scared of me.

303
00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,844
I'm not one of those
murder mannequins

304
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,453
or satanic mannequins.

305
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,020
I'm just a store mannequin
that came to life.

306
00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:51,503
So happy you're staying with us
in our basement.

307
00:09:51,677 --> 00:09:54,505
♪ Sleep in
heavenly... ♪

308
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:55,638
Okay, everybody out.

309
00:10:00,294 --> 00:10:02,166
[sniffs]

310
00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,907
[whispering]:
Chet's crazy, Lin.

311
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,735
Do you think he'll kill us
before or after Christmas?

312
00:10:05,908 --> 00:10:07,128
[whispering]:
I don't think he will.

313
00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,695
He said he's not a
murder mannequin.

314
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,740
You two really have to work on
your whispering.

315
00:10:10,913 --> 00:10:13,047
So, if you're a mannequin,
you won't feel this!

316
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,701
[screams]
That hurt!

317
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,049
I didn't say I
ama mannequin.

318
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,399
I said I was
a mannequin.

319
00:10:17,572 --> 00:10:18,442
I get it.

320
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,530
One day, all of a sudden,

321
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:20,576
you're anatomically correct.

322
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:21,750
I just went through that.

323
00:10:21,924 --> 00:10:23,317
Well, I'm pretty sure
mannequins

324
00:10:23,491 --> 00:10:25,058
don't turn into people,
except in that one movie.

325
00:10:25,232 --> 00:10:26,190
This was no movie.

326
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:28,105
This was retail.

327
00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:30,019
The new summer sportswear
had just come in,

328
00:10:30,193 --> 00:10:31,892
and so had Nadine.

329
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,894
She didn't have nipples,
and, brother,

330
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,417
she didn't need them.

331
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,375
As summer turned
to fall casuals,

332
00:10:37,548 --> 00:10:39,115
our relationship
became anything but.

333
00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:40,248
TINA:
Casual?

334
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,815
CHET:
Yes, casual.

335
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:44,077
That winter,
I took Nadine skiing.

336
00:10:44,251 --> 00:10:45,774
There was a terrible accident. [Linda gasps]

337
00:10:45,948 --> 00:10:47,081
Nadine shattered
her right hand.

338
00:10:47,254 --> 00:10:48,559
LINDA:
Oh, God.

339
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,519
CHET:  When she came back to the store

340
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,433
with two left hands, I knew
I had to make a decision.

341
00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:54,130
GENE: Which hand
to replace with a hook?

342
00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:55,871
CHET: No. Which one
to put the ring on.

343
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,004
GENE:
Boo.

344
00:10:57,177 --> 00:10:58,352
Oh, God, Lin, are you crying?

345
00:10:58,527 --> 00:10:59,701
[sobbing]

346
00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:01,616
You know I
love weddings.

347
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,227
We were going to be
together forever. Then came...

348
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,447
the mall. LOUISE:
Damn that mall!

349
00:11:06,621 --> 00:11:08,231
CHET:
Lombard's had an
everything-must-go sale,

350
00:11:08,405 --> 00:11:09,929
and my everything went.

351
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,975
I never saw her again.

352
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,759
Wait, why didn't she
need nipples?

353
00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:15,979
I was so heartbroken.

354
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,937
The pain must have
turned me human,

355
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,114
so I could feel pain.

356
00:11:22,942 --> 00:11:25,640
This is the greatest
love story ever told.

357
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,338
Look, Chet, there's no way
any of that could be true.

358
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,080
Well then, if I
wasn't a mannequin,

359
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,908
how come I don't know
how to use a computer?

360
00:11:32,081 --> 00:11:33,169
Explain that, Bob.

361
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,649
Yeah, Dad, explain that.

362
00:11:34,823 --> 00:11:36,303
[sighs]Don't give up, Chet.

363
00:11:36,477 --> 00:11:38,959
Maybe Nadine's still out there.
You could find her.

364
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,611
Hmm.
Well, with a face like that,

365
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:44,485
I assume she's modeling
in Paris or Milan.

366
00:11:44,659 --> 00:11:47,967
We could help, even if it means
going to Paris or Milan.

367
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,664
BOB:
Right.I bet she's in Kosovo.

368
00:11:49,838 --> 00:11:51,057
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

369
00:11:51,231 --> 00:11:52,798
No one's helping Chet
look for a mannequin

370
00:11:52,972 --> 00:11:54,104
who may
or may not exist.

371
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,975
She existed!Fine, she existed.

372
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,933
And you were in love with her.

373
00:11:58,107 --> 00:11:59,196
But you were never
a mannequin, Chet.

374
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,720
Just move on.

375
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,024
Nadine is probably
in a dump somewhere.

376
00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:03,374
[Chet and Linda gasp]

377
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,811
Oh, God!
[whimpers]

378
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,942
Kids, bed-- now.

379
00:12:07,116 --> 00:12:08,989
I want to talk
to your father.

380
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,381
No, kids, stay.
Please stay.

381
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,035
Go. Go!Stay. Stay!

382
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,645
You go!Gene, stay!

383
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:15,995
Now!Tina, don't move!

384
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,649
You go!Louise, stay!

385
00:12:17,823 --> 00:12:19,476
Get out of here!Don't leave me!

386
00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:22,088
You get out of here!

387
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,744
How could you say that
in front of that poor Chet?

388
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,615
Poor Chet?
Poor us, stuck with poor Chet.

389
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,835
Bobby, you made him cry.

390
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,357
He's unstable, Lin.

391
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,011
I'm sure lots of things
make him cry.

392
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,664
Oh, I'm so mad
I could stomp,

393
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,014
GENE:
Do it, Mom!

394
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,190
Do the stompy dance!

395
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,712
LOUISE:
She's doing it!

396
00:12:37,886 --> 00:12:39,889
Don't bother bringing
the mistletoe to bed!

397
00:12:40,062 --> 00:12:41,456
But do bring me
a snack.

398
00:12:41,629 --> 00:12:42,936
Chocolate!

399
00:12:46,155 --> 00:12:47,504
Mom, Dad, get up.

400
00:12:47,678 --> 00:12:48,855
What?
What happened?

401
00:12:49,028 --> 00:12:50,639
You have to see
Chet's window.

402
00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:55,904
Oh!

403
00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:57,037
Oh, my God.

404
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,865
What the hell is it?

405
00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:00,256
He's gone
murder-mannequin.
CHET:
No.

406
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,869
It's the display window
of my soul, Bob.

407
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,347
This is a warning.

408
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:07,830
Don't love or believe
or hope in anything.

409
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:08,875
Message received.

410
00:13:09,048 --> 00:13:10,179
I like this area.

411
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,528
Dig deeper.

412
00:13:11,702 --> 00:13:12,748
People are coming
to see this.

413
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,227
Our window was on TV

414
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,056
and in the newspaper's
Christmas Countdown.

415
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,231
You have to change it.
Make it happy.

416
00:13:18,405 --> 00:13:21,451
My happy is gone!
It's in the dump somewhere.

417
00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,366
I hope your face
can catch, Bob,

418
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,760
because I'm throwing
your words back in it.

419
00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:28,458
Nice job, Bobby.
Way to go.

420
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,895
We have to
find Nadine.

421
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,331
Don't worry.

422
00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:33,246
Gene-equin knows
how a mannequin thinks.

423
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,206
Ah, a traditional
Christmas mannequin hunt.

424
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,438
ALL [chanting]:
Show us the window!

425
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,615
GRETCHEN:
Yeah!Show us the window!

426
00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:54,921
GRETCHEN:
Now!

427
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,443
LOUISE:
We found Nadine!

428
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,879
We found her!

429
00:13:58,053 --> 00:14:00,143
Oh, it's a
Christmas miracle.

430
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:03,451
I told you kids not to go
looking for her-- I mean, it.

431
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,105
You also told me
to not surprise you

432
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,932
when you're peeing,
but you know you love it.

433
00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:07,933
[humming]

434
00:14:08,107 --> 00:14:09,283
Stick 'em up!
Aah!

435
00:14:09,456 --> 00:14:10,937
Aw, Chet's going
to be reunited

436
00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:12,416
with his
long-lost love.

437
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,940
Can't get that
at a store.

438
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:14,941
Where'd you
find her?

439
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,985
At a store.
Oh.

440
00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:18,639
GRETCHEN:
I'm gonna break it!
I'm gonna break it!

441
00:14:18,813 --> 00:14:20,120
Oh, crap.
What are we going to do?

442
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,817
You're going to go get Nadine.

443
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,863
That's what you're going to do,
Old St. Dick.

444
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,821
Then Chet will have
his lady love,

445
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,955
and maybe he'll help you
give those people their display.

446
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:29,999
Hmm, that could work.

447
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,653
Go! Use the back door.

448
00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:34,003
I'll stall the
crowd. Go, go.

449
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,004
CROWD:
Show us the window!GRETCHEN: Yeah!

450
00:14:36,178 --> 00:14:37,485
[clears throat]Show us the window!

451
00:14:37,658 --> 00:14:39,139
GRETCHEN:
Now!Show us the win...

452
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,836
[clears throat]

453
00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:44,100
"A Christmas Poem"
by Linda Belcher.

454
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:49,018
Christmas, Christmas.

455
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,977
Christmas, oh, Christmas.

456
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,023
You Christmas you.

457
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,807
Christmas, Christmas.

458
00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:57,461
C-H-I...

459
00:14:57,634 --> 00:14:59,158
No, C-H...

460
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,725
R-I-S-T-M-A-S.

461
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,293
Are you sure it's Nadine?

462
00:15:03,466 --> 00:15:04,773
Look at her hands, Dad.

463
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,340
[mimics dramatic music]:
♪ Bum bum bum. ♪

464
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:07,731
Two lefties.

465
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,038
All right,
you guys stay out here.

466
00:15:10,212 --> 00:15:11,866
She's mine. I found
her at the dump.

467
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:12,868
Finders keepers.

468
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,216
Okay, fine.

469
00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:16,044
But, um, could I...
could I borrow her

470
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,698
just till
the end of the day?

471
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,395
Are you kidding me?
She pulls them in.

472
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,311
And there's only one
sex shopping day till Christmas.

473
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,399
It's my biggest day.

474
00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:25,706
There's nobody here.Oh, no, no, no,
there's other people.

475
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,187
They're in the
back part.

476
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,320
These finger puppets
have no arms.

477
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,888
Looks like we're going
to need a diversion.

478
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,020
Release the
personal massagers.

479
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,198
Snakes on a plane!

480
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,851
Hey, no kids
in here.

481
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,854
Get Nadine.

482
00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,029
Come on, Dad!
Let's go!

483
00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:45,030
Hey.

484
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,380
Squirt the lube!

485
00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:49,557
Hey, you...
Ow! Ooh. Ow.

486
00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,427
Uh, I'll have her home
by midnight!

487
00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:53,081
12:30 at the latest!

488
00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:54,344
Stop, you sickos!

489
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,172
MAN:
What?No, not you guys.

490
00:15:59,914 --> 00:16:01,350
♪ Bells, bells, bells, bells,
bells, bells, bells, bells ♪

491
00:16:01,524 --> 00:16:03,178
♪ Bells, bells, bells, bells ♪

492
00:16:03,352 --> 00:16:05,094
♪ Bells, bells, bells, bells,
la, la, la, bells ♪

493
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,791
♪ La, la, la, bells,
la, la, la, bells, la... ♪

494
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,402
Mom, mom.
Wh-What?
Wh-Wh-What?

495
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,011
All right!

496
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,057
Chet, we found Nadine.

497
00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:13,798
And we only
dropped her twice.

498
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,625
CHET: You-you...
you found her?Yes, she's right here.

499
00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:17,411
Oh, my God, that's...
Wait a minute.

500
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:20,109
I don't... I'm not sure
I want her to see me like this.

501
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,590
This track suit is 12
seasons old, I've got a gut...

502
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,591
Oh, don't worry.
Nadine's changed, too.

503
00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:26,072
Yeah, come out,
Chet, please.

504
00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:28,812
It-it...
she really misses you.

505
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,772
CHET:
I don't know.
What about all the stuff

506
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,730
you said about how
I was never a mannequin?

507
00:16:32,903 --> 00:16:34,123
Bob... [grunts]

508
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,604
Look, um, I'm sorry
I said that.

509
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,605
I... I do think
you need help.

510
00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:40,956
But before you get help,
we need help.

511
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,217
CHET:
So you still don't believe me.

512
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,828
Um, no, but all
that matters

513
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,092
is you're a man now,
in love with the mannequin

514
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,876
who I'm holding
by the arm

515
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,966
but should
be in yours.

516
00:16:51,139 --> 00:16:52,923
CHET:
Wow. I got to say
that really hit me.

517
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,230
Okay, so open the door.

518
00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:02,107
Tough times, huh, Baby?

519
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:03,892
Well, I don't care
what you had to do.

520
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,459
I missed you.

521
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,981
I've changed?
[chuckling]: Well...

522
00:17:07,155 --> 00:17:09,462
Yeah, I like your hair
that way. It's...

523
00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:11,290
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

524
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,901
Uh-huh, yeah.
Well, I was...

525
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,945
Uh-huh. Right.

526
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,251
Chet's a really good listener.

527
00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:18,166
That's important to a woman.

528
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:19,690
Lin, she's a mannequin.

529
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,474
Who won't shut up, apparently.

530
00:17:21,648 --> 00:17:22,998
Hey, uh, guys,
sorry to interrupt.

531
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,826
Did, uh... did
Nadine say anything

532
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,653
about getting that
window display going?

533
00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:29,090
'Cause we... we really need
to finish strong here.

534
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,309
What do you think, Nadine?

535
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,007
[laughing]:
Yes.

536
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,355
What? What is...
what is she saying?

537
00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:35,489
She's cracking one
of her spoofs.

538
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,969
What's a spoof?Just one of her goof-abouts.

539
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,492
You mean like a joke or...?

540
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:40,798
Nadine, you still got it.

541
00:17:40,971 --> 00:17:42,191
Yeah, she wants to do it.

542
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,672
That's great.
What was the joke?

543
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,369
[laughing]: Trust me,
you won't get it.

544
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:50,112
And remember, look alive
but absolutely still.

545
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,027
And... no action!

546
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,463
Uh, thanks
for waiting, everyone.

547
00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:57,989
I now give you...
Christmas!

548
00:17:58,163 --> 00:17:59,469
[oohing and aahing]

549
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,166
It was worth it.

550
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:02,906
Mort, I want to take a picture.

551
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,387
Fix the wig.
No, your mom's.

552
00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:07,564
Okay, who needs
a gift certificate?Thief!

553
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,174
You stole my girl.
I want her back!

554
00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:10,523
Oh, no.

555
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,002
Hand her over.
[gasps]

556
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:12,961
Sorry. She's
with me now.

557
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,310
We'll see about that.

558
00:18:15,484 --> 00:18:17,313
Okay, easy.
Easy, guys.

559
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,923
Yeah, peace on Earth,
smut peddler!

560
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,186
Whoa, whoa, whoa.Aah!

561
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,362
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

562
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,885
Whoa, manger danger!
Aah!

563
00:18:25,059 --> 00:18:25,886
Come on, stop.

564
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,148
That's a fresh take.

565
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,019
This crèche
is crap!

566
00:18:29,194 --> 00:18:30,544
[grunting]

567
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:31,893
You're lucky I don't

568
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,415
call the cops
on you pervs.

569
00:18:33,589 --> 00:18:35,505
Can't we just buy her
from you, please?

570
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:36,810
She's not for sale.

571
00:18:36,984 --> 00:18:38,900
Every sex shop owner
has his price.

572
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:39,901
Five grand.

573
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,031
What? No.

574
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,730
What about...

575
00:18:42,903 --> 00:18:46,516
two hundred and sixty-one,
two, three dollars?

576
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,083
No, Louise, that's the money

577
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,911
we were going to use
to buy you kids presents.

578
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,392
Okay, that is not enough
for an apartment.

579
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,567
You can spend my gift money
on Nadine.

580
00:18:54,741 --> 00:18:57,092
Oh, your dry erase board.

581
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,528
You can use
my money, too.

582
00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:00,703
Oh, your Jamaican bobsled.

583
00:19:00,877 --> 00:19:02,315
Fine. I'm in.

584
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:05,056
But I better get a heck
of a Presidents Day gift.

585
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,492
Seriously?
You're all willing

586
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:08,407
to give up your
Christmas presents for Chet?

587
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:09,886
Aw.

588
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,279
[sighs]

589
00:19:11,453 --> 00:19:13,630
What the hell?
Give me the money.

590
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,067
Well, here you go, Chet.Thanks, Bob.

591
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:18,113
Sorry we busted up
your display.
Mm-hmm.

592
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,593
After everything you did for me.

593
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,596
Roof over my head,
Nadine back in my arms.

594
00:19:22,769 --> 00:19:24,075
All right, you know what?

595
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,772
You don't need to
be out by tomorrow.

596
00:19:25,946 --> 00:19:27,035
Really, Bobby?
You mean it?

597
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,950
Yeah, stay till
New Year's.

598
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:29,951
[cheering]

599
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,605
Aw.
I'll make punch.

600
00:19:31,778 --> 00:19:33,214
No!

601
00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:35,913
Look at us, Bob, with
our special ladies, huh?

602
00:19:36,086 --> 00:19:37,653
Yeah.We've got it all, right?

603
00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:40,003
We should take a trip,
the four of us, you know?

604
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,396
Ooh!
Probably not.

605
00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:43,224
I'm flexible,
wherever you want go.

606
00:19:43,398 --> 00:19:45,967
I'm... it-it would be hard
for me to get away for a while.

607
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,795
Well, we'll let the ladies
figure it out.

608
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,144
Bermuda!
Does she have a passport?

609
00:19:50,318 --> 00:19:51,319
I can't wait
any more, Chet.

610
00:19:51,493 --> 00:19:53,278
Kiss her.

611
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,454
Mmm.

612
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,846
Ugh.

613
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,587
No!
Oh, God.

614
00:19:58,761 --> 00:20:00,938
Pick it up, Chet.
Five-second rule.

615
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,989
Oh, are you as hot
as I am right now?

616
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,643
Whoa.Are you hot?

617
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,775
I'm fine. Never mind.

618
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,082
I think they
love it.

619
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,039
Oh, my God, it's happening.

620
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,780
The kiss
is turning her human.

621
00:20:17,954 --> 00:20:20,174
No, wait, it's turning him
back into a mannequin.

622
00:20:20,348 --> 00:20:22,176
No, wait,
nothing's happening.

623
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,961
They went too far.
I'm out of here.

624
00:20:24,134 --> 00:20:25,833
Merry Christmas, Teddy.
Happy holidays, Mort.

625
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,269
Happy holidays.

626
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:28,878
Merry Christmas, guys.

627
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,142
Burn in hell, Belchers!

628
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,146
Uncle Ernie's
storage unit

629
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,019
had some real treasures
after all.

630
00:20:38,192 --> 00:20:40,151
An exit sign.
Thanks, Santa.

631
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,501
Now I can go out
any door I want.

632
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,460
I got a shoe sizer.
Eight and a half.

633
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,854
I got a tool to remove
security tags.

634
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,986
Next Christmas is on me!

635
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,509
So, Chet...

636
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,903
what are you going to do
after we kick you out?

637
00:20:53,076 --> 00:20:55,036
Oh, don't worry. We'll probably
stay at my place in Manhattan.

638
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,864
I have a loft
that was being renovated,

639
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,952
and I cannot wait
to see how it turned out.

640
00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:01,128
BOB:
What?!

641
00:21:05,088 --> 00:21:09,006
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