1
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Hey, remember my fart
from last night?

2
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Be more specific.

3
00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:26,896
Maybe this will ring a bell.[fart noise]

4
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Oh, yeah.[farting "Yankee Doodle Dandy"]

5
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I taught it to love its country.

6
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It's "Stankee Doodle Dandy."

7
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[laughter]

8
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Cool. Play something else.

9
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Play "Happy Birthday"

10
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'cause my birthday's coming up.

11
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Play "Happy Stankee Birthday."

12
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Do it. Do it.

13
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It'll be funny. Do it.

14
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Hey, Courtney,
take a chill pill.

15
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[gasping]Oh, my gosh.

16
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Uh...No, it's all right.

17
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No, guys, guys.

18
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I will take a chill pill,
I will.

19
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Because I have
a congenital heart condition,

20
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and I take them every day.

21
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I had shingles once.I have a cut on my leg.

22
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Those things aren't congenital.

23
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[school bell ringing]Show's over.

24
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We got to get
our congenitals to class.

25
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[door bell dings]Hi, Lin.

26
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Hey, Gretchen.

27
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Just came by
to return this bottle

28
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of water you left at the salon.

29
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When did I leave that there?

30
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Two weeks ago.
Oh.

31
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Hey, do you guys have
a lost and found?

32
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Yeah. Why?
What'd you lose?

33
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15 pounds. Look at me.

34
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Oh, yeah, you lost weight.

35
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Good for you.

36
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Wow, what's your secret,
Gretchen?

37
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I went on the Skin Deep diet.

38
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You can only eat fruits
and vegetable skins,

39
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and the weight
just fell right off.

40
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Hmm.One time, I accidentally
ate a banana peel,

41
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but I didn't look
like you afterwards.

42
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[laughter]Whoa.

43
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Humph, err...

44
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Well, I got to run.

45
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Hey, Gretchen.

46
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Wow, you look great.

47
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Did you lose weight?

48
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Little bit. Look--

49
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my tattoo's not
stretched out anymore.

50
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It almost looks like
a regular dolphin.Wow, yeah.

51
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Look at my thigh
tattoo, Bobby.

52
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Oh, let me pull
my shorts up here.

53
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It's okay.
Okay. All right.

54
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Bye, Gretchen.
Bye, everybody.

55
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Bye.

56
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You're perfect the way you are.

57
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Don't lose one more pound.

58
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I won't, probably.
I don't know.

59
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[laughs]

60
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Gretchen looks good, huh?

61
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Yeah, I guess she
looks all right.

62
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Why is your eye twitching?

63
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Because I'm very
happy for her.

64
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So what if she's
the hot one now,

65
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and I'm the one
with the muffin top.

66
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Oh, come on, Lin,
you look great.

67
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I like your muffin top.

68
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So you think I have
a muffin top?
What?

69
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No, no, I said... No.

70
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I'm going on that diet, Bob,
and when I'm done,

71
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I'm gonna look like
Gretchen's skinny sister.

72
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Gretchen's sister
is skinny, Lin,

73
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but it's because she's
on methamphetamines.

74
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Whatever works, Teddy.
Don't judge!

75
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[sucking, snorting]

76
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If you guys are trying to
cut the line, forget it.

77
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Lenny's giving us
backwards cuts.

78
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Backwards cuts?

79
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They found a loophole.

80
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Hey, Gene,
guess what?

81
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What, Rupa?

82
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I know someone
who likes you.

83
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Is it Lenny?

84
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'Cause I want backwards cuts.

85
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I think she means someone
like-likes you.

86
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Uh-huh.
Oh.

87
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Is it the school nurse?

88
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She said I was
the perfect temperature.

89
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Can't tell you.

90
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It's a secret.

91
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Aw, I guess
we'll never know now.

92
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Well, whoever she is, I hope she
appreciates that I can do this.

93
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Ah, ah, baa, baa, ba.

94
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Dun dun da-dun-dun, baa-baa.

95
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I don't get it.Bop. Bop.

96
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I try and try and he ends up
with the secret crush.

97
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Maybe don't try so
hard, girlfriend.

98
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Okay, I see your point.

99
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Who do you think
like-likes Gene?

100
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"Puberty, puberty,
puberty."

101
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That's all I hear
when you guys talk.

102
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But we're his sisters.

103
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What if we don't approve of her?

104
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Oh, judging people.

105
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Well, when you put it
like that...

106
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Bad hair, bad breath,
bad attitude,

107
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eyes, nose, mouth, posture...

108
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So, we know it's not
Sarah, Wendy or Lizzie.

109
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Maybe it's Julie?

110
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Nah, she like-likes
Lenny Destefano.

111
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Geez, who isn't
on the Lenny Destefano train.

112
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It sold out even
before it left the station.

113
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Uh-huh.
What about Rupa?

114
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Maybe she told us

115
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about the secret crush
to throw us off her trail?

116
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No. Rupa's not that smart.

117
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She thought elbow macaroni
was made of elbows.

118
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Oh, [forced laugh]
and that's not true.

119
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Maybe it's someone
we're not thinking of.

120
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[both gasping]

121
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BOTH:
Courtney Wheeler!

122
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[both screaming]

123
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Hi, Gene.

124
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I heard somebody
like-likes you.

125
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Do you know who it is?

126
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Nope.[screaming]

127
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She's in your grade,

128
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and she thinks
you're really cute.

129
00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:04,634
And she has blond hair.

130
00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,507
And she's looking
right at you.

131
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It's me!
[laughs, snorts]

132
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Oh, boy.[screaming]

133
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So, do you
like-like Courtney?

134
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Do you want
to go out with her?

135
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[screaming]

136
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Uh...

137
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[screaming]

138
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Uh...

139
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

140
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You like-like her, right?

141
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Yes.Uh...

142
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[screaming]

143
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I guess?[giggling, screaming]

144
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
he said yes, But he did.

145
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You guys are going out.

146
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Let's make it official.

147
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.[screaming]

148
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Aw.

149
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Uh, is this forever?

150
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Oh right, I forgot.

151
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GENE:
Oh, no.

152
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There it is.

153
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It's all, eh,
written down. [snorts]

154
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
All right.

155
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Well, thank you.

156
00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:57,557
Bog Harbor Catholic
has an opening.

157
00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,255
You'll just need to wear a skirt
and go by the name Eugenia.

158
00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,605
Louise, what are
you talking about?

159
00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:02,779
Gene's switching schools.

160
00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:04,956
Gene, why do you want
to switch schools?

161
00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,348
[gasps]
Are you being bullied?

162
00:05:06,392 --> 00:05:07,785
Who's hurting my baby boy?

163
00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,569
I wish I had a bully.

164
00:05:09,612 --> 00:05:10,788
This is way worse.

165
00:05:10,831 --> 00:05:12,399
Courtney Wheeler
like-likes him.

166
00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:14,923
Oh...!

167
00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:17,360
Courtney asked Gene if
he wanted to go out with her,

168
00:05:17,403 --> 00:05:18,622
and he said yes.

169
00:05:18,665 --> 00:05:20,231
All right, Gene,
you're on the board.

170
00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:21,451
Way to go.

171
00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,192
I hear dating bells.

172
00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:24,802
So, who's Courtney?

173
00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:27,370
Courtney Wheeler is the most
annoying girl in my grade.

174
00:05:27,413 --> 00:05:29,632
In school.In the world.

175
00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:31,199
Oh, well,
what's so bad about her?

176
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She talks too much,
she breathes too loud,

177
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and she's always sucking
on her necklace.

178
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[slurping noises]

179
00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,206
And her breath
smells like sweat.

180
00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,382
Yeah, and she talks on her phone
when she goes to the bathroom.

181
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It's confusing.

182
00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:42,167
COURTNEY:
Hey, how's it going?

183
00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,430
Good. Thanks for asking.

184
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I'm in the bathroom.
Where are you?

185
00:05:44,995 --> 00:05:46,432
I'm in the bathroom, too.

186
00:05:46,475 --> 00:05:47,608
I thought you knew that.

187
00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:48,826
Sorry, hold on.

188
00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,437
Some girl thinks
I'm talking to her.

189
00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,264
Oh, well get rid of her.
I'll wait here.

190
00:05:52,307 --> 00:05:54,396
Gene, then why did you say
you'd go out with her?

191
00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:55,398
Her friends were staring at me!

192
00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,487
I didn't want to be a jerk, Dad.

193
00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,446
Well, you're not being a jerk
if you don't like her.

194
00:05:59,488 --> 00:06:00,882
Like-like her.Like-like her.

195
00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,622
Your father's right, Gene.

196
00:06:02,665 --> 00:06:05,321
When did Mom
start eating garbage?

197
00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,627
These are potato peels.

198
00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,105
I'm on the Skin Deep diet.

199
00:06:08,149 --> 00:06:09,803
I'm only allowed to eat
fruit and vegetable skins.

200
00:06:09,846 --> 00:06:11,500
It's delicious.

201
00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:12,850
You know, the longer you wait,
the harder

202
00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,416
it's gonna be to tell her
how you really feel.

203
00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:15,591
Oh, yeah?
When are you gonna

204
00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,855
tell Mom how you really feel?

205
00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,596
LINDA: Huh? Huh?
What'd he say?

206
00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:22,512
Hi, Gene.

207
00:06:22,555 --> 00:06:24,557
Hi, Courtney.
BOTH: Aww.
So cute.

208
00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,689
We're walking
into school together.

209
00:06:26,733 --> 00:06:28,649
'Cause, you know,
now we're going out.

210
00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:29,692
Take my hand.

211
00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,478
You should know
when you hold hands with me,

212
00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:34,002
you hold hands
with everything I've ever eaten.

213
00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:35,524
I don't care
if they're sticky.

214
00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,308
Just makes them harder
to pull apart.

215
00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,702
[anxious whimpering]

216
00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:40,617
BOTH:
So cute.

217
00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:42,052
Unbelievable.

218
00:06:42,096 --> 00:06:43,358
You guys,
we're going in.

219
00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,055
Yech!

220
00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,711
Do you know where to hit me
on my head to give me amnesia?

221
00:06:47,754 --> 00:06:49,321
Right here. Who am I?

222
00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:50,584
Tina, try again.

223
00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:51,584
Who am I?

224
00:06:51,627 --> 00:06:52,846
Tina, try again.

225
00:06:52,889 --> 00:06:54,064
Who am I?

226
00:06:54,108 --> 00:06:56,067
Tina, harder!

227
00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:58,461
♪ We go together like
rama-lama-lama ♪

228
00:06:58,504 --> 00:07:00,593
♪ Ka-ding-ka-dingy-dong

229
00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:02,464
♪ Remembered forever

230
00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:03,639
♪ As shoo-bop-shoo-wada-wada

231
00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:05,163
♪ Yipidy-boom-di-boom

232
00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:07,122
♪ Chang-chang,
changity-chang-shoo-bop ♪

233
00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:10,733
♪ That's the way it should be

234
00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,170
♪ Wah-ooh.... yeah!

235
00:07:12,213 --> 00:07:13,737
BOTH:
Aww.

236
00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,129
♪ We're one of a kind Yech!

237
00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:16,653
♪ Like dip-di-dip-di-dip

238
00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,524
♪ Doo-wop-a-dooby-doo

239
00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:19,917
♪ Our names are signed

240
00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,136
♪ Boogity-boogity-boogity

241
00:07:21,178 --> 00:07:22,572
♪ Shooby-doo-wop-shoo-bop

242
00:07:22,615 --> 00:07:23,529
♪ Chang-chang, changity...

243
00:07:23,572 --> 00:07:27,968
[Linda munching, TV playing]

244
00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,622
Mom, a whole cantaloupe skin?

245
00:07:29,665 --> 00:07:30,927
You sure?

246
00:07:30,971 --> 00:07:32,408
I earned it.

247
00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:34,278
All I had for breakfast
was kiwi fuzz.

248
00:07:34,322 --> 00:07:35,889
It was like licking
your father's back. Ugh.

249
00:07:35,932 --> 00:07:36,891
Thanks, Lin.
What?

250
00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:38,588
Gene, let me get this straight.

251
00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,197
I'm driving you
on a date with a girl

252
00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:42,548
who you don't like and should've
broken up with by now?

253
00:07:42,591 --> 00:07:43,898
Like-like.
Tina, I know.

254
00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:45,595
Actually, it's a double date.

255
00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:46,901
Julie and Lenny Destefano
are coming.

256
00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:48,728
Julie better not get
too attached to Lenny.

257
00:07:48,771 --> 00:07:50,992
That is one stallion
that won't be broken.

258
00:07:51,034 --> 00:07:52,733
Here, Dad, you'll
probably need ear plugs.

259
00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,343
And if those aren't enough,

260
00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:56,170
hit yourself over
the head with this.

261
00:07:56,213 --> 00:07:58,173
I'm sure she's
not that bad, Louise.

262
00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,218
Hmm... she
kind of is.Ehh... you would be wrong.

263
00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:01,872
Prepare to be surprised.

264
00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,656
Dad, take it, take it.

265
00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:05,093
I don't even need it back,
just take it.

266
00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,312
Good-bye.
All right,
well, good luck finding

267
00:08:07,355 --> 00:08:09,531
a drive-thru hammer store.

268
00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,706
[giggles, snorts]

269
00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,100
Kick, kick, kick.

270
00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,797
Courtney, will you
stop kicking the seat?

271
00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:15,538
I'm not kicking. Kick.

272
00:08:15,581 --> 00:08:16,800
Really?
I can feel it.

273
00:08:16,843 --> 00:08:17,932
And you're saying kick.

274
00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:19,889
No. It's not me. Kick.

275
00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,326
Well, Julie's
too far away.

276
00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,675
And it's not Lenny.

277
00:08:22,718 --> 00:08:24,547
Not me, Mr. B.Oh, I know, Lenny.

278
00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,375
Maybe you're just
imagining it. Kick.

279
00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,593
Did you feel that?

280
00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:28,899
Yes.
Kick.

281
00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,422
How about that?

282
00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:31,598
Courtney, please.

283
00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:32,903
Courtney can't control her legs

284
00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,817
because she has
a congenital heart condition.

285
00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:36,777
What do those things have
to do with each other?

286
00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,778
What does anything have
to do with each other? [grunts]

287
00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,519
Oh, my God.

288
00:08:42,477 --> 00:08:44,697
[whispering]:
Gene.
What?

289
00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:46,134
She's so annoying.I know.

290
00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:48,440
You have to break up with her.I know.

291
00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:50,051
Get back in the car.
We can drive away.

292
00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:51,835
Seriously?I think so.

293
00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,706
Forget it, forget it.
It's too late. Here she comes.

294
00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,621
I don't know how
to break up with her, Dad.

295
00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:56,578
Just.... Oh hi, Courtney.

296
00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:57,841
We were just talking.

297
00:08:57,884 --> 00:08:58,841
Just chatting.

298
00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:00,669
Come on, Gene,
let's go, come on!

299
00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,062
I just want to finish
these chats with Dad.

300
00:09:02,105 --> 00:09:04,586
Dad, I just want to chat
with you some more.

301
00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:06,457
We have to go get seats
in the back row

302
00:09:06,501 --> 00:09:07,721
'cause people complain
about the way I chew

303
00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,984
for some reason.Gene, I'm so sorry.

304
00:09:11,201 --> 00:09:12,812
I want to break up
with Courtney,

305
00:09:12,855 --> 00:09:14,857
but it's so hard.

306
00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:17,730
My life is more difficult than
anyone else's on the planet,

307
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:21,081
and, yes, I'm including
starving children, so don't ask.

308
00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,518
Why don't we practice?

309
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,866
Tina, you be Courtney.

310
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:24,825
Gene, break up with her.

311
00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,609
Go ahead,
you can do it.

312
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,871
Courtney, I think
we should break up.

313
00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,264
Oh, okay.

314
00:09:30,307 --> 00:09:31,614
Please don't be sad.

315
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:32,875
No, I get it.

316
00:09:32,919 --> 00:09:33,789
It's fine.

317
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,269
It wouldn't have worked anyway.

318
00:09:35,312 --> 00:09:37,097
This is so hard!
Can't I just wait

319
00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:39,840
till we go to different colleges
and lose touch?

320
00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,014
You're doing good.
You're doing good.

321
00:09:41,057 --> 00:09:42,277
Come on,
try it with me.

322
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,278
Courtney, I think
we should break up.

323
00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,759
What?! You'll never
break up with me!

324
00:09:46,802 --> 00:09:48,674
I will kill you first!

325
00:09:48,717 --> 00:09:50,024
[screams]
Forget it.

326
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,287
I'm not doing it.Yes, you are. Again!

327
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,115
Courtney, I think
we should break up.

328
00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,855
Nooooo!Again!

329
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,161
I think we should break up.[screaming]

330
00:09:59,554 --> 00:10:00,903
Courtney, I think
we should break up.

331
00:10:00,947 --> 00:10:02,863
I understand.
Again.

332
00:10:02,905 --> 00:10:04,341
Courtney, I think
we should break up.

333
00:10:04,385 --> 00:10:05,778
You're ready.

334
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,649
[muttering]:
I think we should break up.

335
00:10:07,693 --> 00:10:09,565
I think we should break up.
I think we should break up.

336
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,783
We don't want any.

337
00:10:10,826 --> 00:10:11,914
Okay, bye.

338
00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:13,090
Hold on, wait a second.

339
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,875
I'm kidding.
That was a joke.

340
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,791
What can I do for you?Is Courtney home?

341
00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,356
Who's asking?
I'm Gene.

342
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,446
Oh, so you're the famous Gene.

343
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,317
Come on in, famous Gene.

344
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,101
Uh... okay.

345
00:10:25,145 --> 00:10:27,061
Courtney!

346
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,105
Hold on, I'm yell...
You got to yell up the stairs.

347
00:10:29,149 --> 00:10:30,933
She can't hear me.
Gene's down here, Court!

348
00:10:30,977 --> 00:10:32,849
I'm taking my pill, Daddy.

349
00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,807
Tell him I'll be down
in a second.

350
00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:36,722
Okay, she's taking her pill.
She's gonna be down...

351
00:10:36,765 --> 00:10:37,941
You probably heard that,
didn't you?

352
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,159
Follow me.

353
00:10:39,202 --> 00:10:41,075
Whoa!

354
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,250
["Halleluiah Chorus" playing]

355
00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:44,687
Where did you get
all this stuff?

356
00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:46,384
Did your parents
buy it for you?

357
00:10:46,427 --> 00:10:48,822
[chuckles]
Yup, they did.

358
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:51,172
[moaning with pleasure]You like that?

359
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,390
Uh-huh.
Go ahead. Go nuts.

360
00:10:53,434 --> 00:10:56,917
[drums playing]

361
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,178
Why do you have all this?

362
00:10:58,221 --> 00:10:59,354
Are you Moby?

363
00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:00,921
[chuckling]:
No.

364
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:03,793
I'm not Moby,
but I am in the music business.

365
00:11:03,836 --> 00:11:05,316
I'm in the music business!

366
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,317
Is that right?

367
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:07,971
Well, I write jingles.

368
00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:09,711
Right now, I'm working on one
for Pips potato chips.

369
00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:12,062
♪ Pop in a Pips--
Pop! potato chips ♪

370
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,062
Crunch!

371
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,499
That's beautiful.

372
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,719
I've never met
a real artist before.

373
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,808
Well, Gene, now that you're
Courtney's new friend,

374
00:11:19,852 --> 00:11:22,332
you got an all-access
pass to gear heaven!

375
00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:23,333
Oh, my God!

376
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,335
Gear heaven!

377
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,729
[moaning with pleasure]

378
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:32,995
[synthesizers playing
various sounds and notes]

379
00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:36,739
Whee!

380
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,133
Eeh, eeh, eeh, eeh...

381
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:42,178
Whoop, whoop, whoop,
wah, wah...

382
00:11:42,222 --> 00:11:43,876
Hey, Gene.

383
00:11:43,919 --> 00:11:45,008
Moby?!

384
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,879
Hey, Gene...
Gene!

385
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,576
What'd you come over here
to tell me?

386
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,144
Um, well...

387
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:52,320
[explosion booms]Ooh! Explosion!

388
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,365
[sucking]
Uh...

389
00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:55,365
[synthesizer making
various sounds]

390
00:11:55,409 --> 00:11:56,802
What is it?

391
00:11:56,846 --> 00:12:01,633
I just wanted to tell you
that I like-like-like you!

392
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,113
Wha-wha-really?

393
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,592
[gasping]:
Oh, my God!

394
00:12:04,635 --> 00:12:05,899
[breathy giggle]

395
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,203
[humming upbeat melody]

396
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,596
Daddy...

397
00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:10,642
♪ Gene and Courtney
sitting in a tree... ♪

398
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,948
S-I-T-T-I-N-G!

399
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,255
[laughing]

400
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:18,738
I can make this work!

401
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,437
[TV playing]He's back.

402
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,657
Did you break up with Courtney?No! Better!

403
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,006
What could be better
than that?

404
00:12:27,049 --> 00:12:28,355
I met her cool dad.

405
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,792
Oh, you weak idiot!

406
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,272
Louise, stop it.

407
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,969
Seriously, Gene,
what's wrong with you?

408
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,491
Courtney's dad writes jingles.

409
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,668
Remember Pawsage's
Cat Sausages?

410
00:12:36,711 --> 00:12:38,452
Oh, yeah!
I remember that.

411
00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:43,893
♪ Pawsages are pawsitively
purrfect! Meow! ♪

412
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,198
[stomach growls]Ooh! That just made me hungry.

413
00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,244
God, Linda,
just eat something.No!

414
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,985
Courtney's having
a birthday party this weekend,

415
00:12:49,028 --> 00:12:51,466
and great news--
I got us all on the list.

416
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,642
Ooh! We're on the list!

417
00:12:53,684 --> 00:12:55,687
[stomach growls]That's right, tummy.
You're coming, too.

418
00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:57,384
[stomach growls]What's that, tummy?

419
00:12:57,427 --> 00:12:59,691
No, you can't have
ice cream.

420
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:00,953
Count me out.

421
00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:03,086
Fine! Then you'll miss
my performance.

422
00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:03,826
What performance?

423
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,087
I'm gonna write a jingle

424
00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:06,263
and sing it
at the party.

425
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,048
When Doug hears it,

426
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,179
he's gonna give me
a record deal!A jingle deal.

427
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,269
Her dad isn't gonna
give you a record deal, Gene.

428
00:13:12,312 --> 00:13:15,054
Yes, he is!You can't keep
going out with Courtney,

429
00:13:15,097 --> 00:13:16,317
just because of her dad.

430
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,014
Yeah, you don't even
like-like her.

431
00:13:18,057 --> 00:13:20,842
No, I think I might
like-like her now.

432
00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:21,844
No, you don't.

433
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,192
Nah, you don't, honey.

434
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,499
Why don't you try
speaking in words,

435
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,630
instead of your
damn dirty lies!

436
00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:28,284
Seriously!
I think I do!

437
00:13:28,328 --> 00:13:29,895
When I shut my eyes
and cover my ears,

438
00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:32,332
I feel like I maybe could spend
the rest of my life with her.

439
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,334
Aw...

440
00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:35,249
I mean, "oh."

441
00:13:39,905 --> 00:13:41,298
Where's Gene?

442
00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:43,865
Oh, he's at Courtney's,
hitting on her dad.

443
00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:45,868
Hey, Lin, can you check the
burgers on the grill for me?

444
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,870
I can't be around food
right now, Bob.

445
00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:51,221
You do realize you work
in a restaurant, right?

446
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,354
Don't say restaurant;
it makes me hungry.

447
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:56,052
You okay, Linda?Mom's cranky because
she's only had

448
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,140
fruit and vegetable skins
for three days.

449
00:13:58,184 --> 00:13:59,229
Is your name Linda?
I don't think so!

450
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,883
Whoa.

451
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,450
I'm sorry, honey.

452
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,668
Come here; I'm sorry.

453
00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:04,668
[moaning]

454
00:14:04,712 --> 00:14:05,669
Come here.

455
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,019
Come hug Mommy!
Okay.

456
00:14:07,062 --> 00:14:08,238
Mommy hug.

457
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,456
[sniffing]

458
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,024
Mm! Did you use that
cocoa butter shampoo?

459
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,721
Yeah.[stomach growling]

460
00:14:13,764 --> 00:14:14,941
[moaning]:
Bu... bu... bu...

461
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,812
Butter... butter...Lin... Lin...

462
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:18,813
[muffled]:
What? What?

463
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,467
Stop eating Tina's hair.

464
00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:21,730
[gagging]

465
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,600
Dad, I made up
a jingle for you.

466
00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:25,081
You want to hear it?Not really.

467
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,692
♪ Have a feast for your face

468
00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:30,303
♪ Have a burger
at Bald Bob's! ♪

469
00:14:30,346 --> 00:14:32,827
It was pretty good,
up until you said Bald Bob.

470
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,570
Doug says when you write
a jingle, use alliteration.

471
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:38,138
Oh, thanks for the lesson,
Professor Jingleberry.

472
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,095
[chuckles]
Good one.

473
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,836
I've got one for
you, too, Mort.

474
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,272
♪ If you got yourself
a stiff ♪

475
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,577
♪ Don't dump it
in a ditch ♪

476
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:44,709
♪ Take your corpse
to Mort! ♪

477
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,145
That's me!

478
00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:48,148
That was really good.
How about this one?

479
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,062
♪ Told you to break up
with Courtney ♪

480
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,585
♪ And you didn't listen

481
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,977
♪ And now you're
stuck with her forever ♪

482
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,587
♪ So suck it!

483
00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:56,417
That's not very catchy,
but we'll work on it.

484
00:14:56,460 --> 00:15:00,855
♪ It's Friday, Friday,
gotta get down on Friday... ♪

485
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,599
[high-pitched]:
I feel light-headed.

486
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:05,991
I'm not feeling anything.

487
00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,994
I think somebody stepped
on this batch.

488
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,081
Cake, anyone?

489
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,431
Not for me,
I'm on a diet.

490
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,128
Bob! Bob!
Take a piece of cake!

491
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,129
I don't want cake.

492
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,390
Just take a piece.

493
00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:15,653
I want to look
at it, up-close.

494
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:16,871
Fine.

495
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,743
Oh, icing's like
cake skin, right?

496
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:19,744
What?!

497
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:22,442
[smacking, moaning]

498
00:15:22,485 --> 00:15:23,879
Lin, get ahold of yourself.

499
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,227
[moaning continues]

500
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,187
Okay, I'm walking
away from you now.

501
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,231
So, Bob, I hear
you're a burger man.

502
00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:31,755
Yep. Gene mentioned
that you write jingles.

503
00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,192
You thinking
what I'm thinking?

504
00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:34,889
I'm afraid to say yes.

505
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,936
[humming rhythmic melody]

506
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,594
♪ Blazin' beef
and big old buns ♪

507
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,248
♪ Bun, bun, bun,
bun-bun, bun-bun ♪

508
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,249
♪ Bun, bun!

509
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,380
Well, nice meeting you.

510
00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:48,686
COURTNEY:
Attention, everybody.

511
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,427
Look at me!
Birthday girl talking!

512
00:15:51,471 --> 00:15:52,995
Come on, everyone!

513
00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:54,431
They make
a cute couple, huh?

514
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:57,259
They certainly are standing
next to each other.

515
00:15:57,303 --> 00:15:59,480
Mr. Belcher!
I said attention!

516
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,610
He talked first, so...

517
00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:01,698
Well, he asked me
a question.

518
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:02,700
No... I didn't.

519
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:03,701
Well, you did, too.

520
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,572
Um, okay, anyway,

521
00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:07,443
Gene's written a love
jingle about me,

522
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,097
and he's gonna
perform it now.

523
00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:14,234
This is more of an extended
jingle jam/demo reel.

524
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,365
I call it "Silent Love."

525
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,150
[laughs]

526
00:16:18,193 --> 00:16:21,023
♪ When I close my eyes
and I cover my ears ♪

527
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,894
♪ It's almost like
you aren't here ♪

528
00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:25,461
♪ It's a silent love--
shh! ♪

529
00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:27,072
Silent love!

530
00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:29,249
Shh!
[quietly]:
Silent love.

531
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,684
No, seriously-- shh!

532
00:16:30,727 --> 00:16:32,643
Talkin' 'bout
silent love!

533
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,297
Stop singing!

534
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,385
All the ladies in the house
now: silent love!

535
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,692
Silent love?

536
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:38,735
[grunts]Gene!

537
00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:40,433
I have to do the
fellas in the house!

538
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,652
You can't do the ladies
and not do the fellas!

539
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,480
Just be quiet!
Let me sing!

540
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,525
No! It's not a duet!

541
00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:47,918
♪ Silent love...
it's a silent... ♪

542
00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:49,529
You are so annoying!

543
00:16:49,572 --> 00:16:50,661
What?

544
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,099
Just stop singing!
Stop talking!

545
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,100
Stop breathing!

546
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,100
[everyone gasps]

547
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,058
[Courtney gasps]

548
00:16:57,102 --> 00:17:00,845
[siren wails,
fades into distance]

549
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,673
Do you think I've
ruined her birthday?

550
00:17:02,716 --> 00:17:03,934
Nah.

551
00:17:09,549 --> 00:17:10,681
[groans]

552
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,727
You were right, Dad.

553
00:17:12,769 --> 00:17:14,294
I should've broken up with
Courtney a long time ago.

554
00:17:14,336 --> 00:17:15,685
Now I've killed her.

555
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,210
You didn't kill
Courtney, Gene.

556
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:18,732
Yeah, honey,
she'll be okay.

557
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:19,733
Probably.

558
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,344
Look at the bright side:

559
00:17:21,387 --> 00:17:23,215
You'll never have to go out
with any girls again,

560
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,478
because they all
hate you.

561
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,871
They hate me,
Doug hates me...

562
00:17:26,914 --> 00:17:28,263
Lenny hates you.

563
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,223
My career is ruined.

564
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,313
Gene, Doug wasn't gonna
give you a record deal.

565
00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:35,009
He doesn't even
give out record deals.

566
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,184
He doesn't have
that power.

567
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,752
Yes, he does!No, he doesn't.

568
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,580
You don't know anything
about the music business.

569
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,147
[high-pitched]:
Look, the doctor's
coming over.

570
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,452
Tina, are you still
doing helium?

571
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,367
No...
Tina!

572
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,281
I like it.Give me some.

573
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:47,326
DOCTOR:
Gene...

574
00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:49,198
would you like to see her now?

575
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,286
Uh, I'm good.

576
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:51,592
Now's the time.

577
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:53,246
Dad, what do
I say to her?

578
00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:55,116
[high-pitched]:
Just make light small talk.

579
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,249
Yeah, cheer her up.

580
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,510
Make some fart
noises, huh?

581
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,121
I don't think
I have it in me.

582
00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:00,904
[farting sound]

583
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,255
Oh! I do!

584
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,082
There he is.

585
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:08,130
[monitor beeping,
Courtney snoring]

586
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,136
Gene, is that you?

587
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,486
Yes.

588
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,227
[whimpers weakly]

589
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:20,359
P... Put my necklace
in my mouth?

590
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,490
[groans]

591
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:24,190
[sucks, moans with pleasure]

592
00:18:24,232 --> 00:18:27,279
Did you really mean
those things that you said?

593
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,324
No!

594
00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:29,499
Well, a little bit.

595
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,718
I'm sorry.

596
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,155
So, you don't like-like me?

597
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,376
No, but... I like
things about you.

598
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,204
Like your dad
and his stuff.

599
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:39,988
[groans weakly]

600
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:42,382
You were using me.

601
00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:44,165
I prefer the term
"networking."

602
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,778
Gene, if you're gonna break up
with me, break up with me.

603
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:48,952
I can take it.

604
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,041
[snorting]
[sighing]

605
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,220
Courtney, I think
we should break up.

606
00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:55,351
[gasps]

607
00:18:55,394 --> 00:18:56,656
[steady flatline beep]

608
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,180
Oh, my God! Courtney!

609
00:18:58,223 --> 00:18:59,442
Doctor, do something!

610
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:00,182
There's nothing we can do.

611
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,053
You broke her heart.

612
00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:03,663
[gasps]
Psych!

613
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:08,756
[laughter]

614
00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:10,410
Way to go, Courtney.

615
00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:11,411
You're okay?

616
00:19:11,453 --> 00:19:12,193
Yeah.

617
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,239
Did you fake
this whole thing?

618
00:19:13,281 --> 00:19:15,327
No.

619
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,807
The palpitations were real,
but we stabilized her.

620
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:17,807
Thanks, Dr. Chegler.

621
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,288
Oh, you're welcome.

622
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,247
You should've seen
your face.

623
00:19:21,289 --> 00:19:22,377
Did you see his face?

624
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,553
It was very funny.

625
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,424
You scared me!

626
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,296
I think you kind of
deserved it,

627
00:19:27,339 --> 00:19:28,210
after what
you did to me.

628
00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:30,298
I guess you're right.

629
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,909
It's okay.
I'll forgive you.

630
00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:34,564
If you get
Peter Pescadero
to go out with me.

631
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,305
Peter's got
partial hearing loss.

632
00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:37,393
It's a perfect match.

633
00:19:37,436 --> 00:19:39,481
And if you clean
my bedpan.

634
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,830
[sighs heavily]

635
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,310
Fair enough.

636
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,661
Doug, can I still
visit you in gear heaven?

637
00:19:44,704 --> 00:19:47,447
Nope. Not a chance
in gear hell, Gene.

638
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,317
Okeydokey.

639
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,798
What the hell?
I didn't lose a thing!

640
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,583
You're wearing clothes;
that adds a little weight.

641
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,845
You're right.

642
00:19:54,888 --> 00:19:56,238
Oh, he's so smart.
Yeah.

643
00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:59,067
Lin, no... no, no...
Linda, stop.

644
00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:00,807
Lin, you can't take off
your clothes here!

645
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,243
Bob, I need
an accurate number!

646
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,897
Lin, this diet is
making you crazy.

647
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,334
Just take it off...

648
00:20:05,377 --> 00:20:06,378
You don't even need
to be on it.

649
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,380
You look great.

650
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,511
What about
my muffin top?

651
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:10,599
You know who doesn't
have a muffin top?

652
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,602
People who go to the gym
all the time,

653
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,386
and who don't have kids.

654
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,431
Don't blame us, fatty!

655
00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:16,692
Lookin' good!

656
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,955
Aw! Horny little grandpa.

657
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,914
Thanks, horny
little grandpa!

658
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,351
Well, I learned
my lesson.

659
00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:24,266
Never date someone
you don't like-like.

660
00:20:24,309 --> 00:20:26,876
Even if it means losing
out on a record deal.

661
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,356
That's my boy.

662
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,403
Gene, why are you
holding a bedpan?

663
00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:31,446
The doctor said I
could have it.

664
00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:33,536
I'm never using
a toilet again!

665
00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:35,625
[Bob groans]Ooh, mashed potatoes.

666
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:36,973
Lin, where are you going?

667
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,280
LIN [grunting]:
Hey, come back here!

668
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,152
Oh, yeah, now I see
her muffin top.

669
00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:42,327
LINDA:
Give me that!

670
00:20:44,154 --> 00:20:45,853
[over TV]: ♪ When I close
my eyes and I cover my ears ♪

671
00:20:45,895 --> 00:20:47,288
Hmm?

672
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,855
♪ It's almost like
you aren't here ♪

673
00:20:48,898 --> 00:20:50,291
♪ It's Silent Muffler-- shh!

674
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:55,340
That's my song! That's my song!
Doug!