1 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:24,501 So, Mort, you ordered a small? 2 00:00:24,675 --> 00:00:26,635 How small was it?What? 3 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:28,114 Sorry, I'm taking a stand-up comedy class. 4 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:29,463 I think I did something wrong. 5 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:30,986 I thought it was funny. 6 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:33,162 Ugh, the ice cream machine's stuck again. 7 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:35,121 Hey, Mort, you're getting a free medium-- 8 00:00:35,295 --> 00:00:37,124 a free large-- a free extra large. 9 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:38,255 Oh. 10 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:41,215 You got to hit it just right, Dad. 11 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,131 I said just right! 12 00:00:44,304 --> 00:00:46,655 Okay, kids, only one thing to do: ice cream for brunch. 13 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:48,656 TEDDY: Yay! Yeah, all right!Yay, free ice cream! 14 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:49,744 Yeah. 15 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,356 Let's just unplug it. 16 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,140 Reach behind there and grab the plug. 17 00:00:54,314 --> 00:00:55,664 I found my retainer. 18 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:56,795 LINDA: You don't wear a retainer. 19 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:57,926 Oh, God, you're right! 20 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,450 Get it out of my mouth! 21 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:01,191 Never mind, I got it. 22 00:01:02,365 --> 00:01:04,194 Aw.[door opens, bell jingles] 23 00:01:04,367 --> 00:01:07,328 Hi, Hugo, hope you're not here for ice cream. 24 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:08,676 I'm lactose intolerant, Linda.Oh. 25 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:10,373 I'm also intolerant 26 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:13,507 of that suspicious-looking bicycle outside, Bob. 27 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:15,031 Uh, why are you telling me? 28 00:01:15,204 --> 00:01:16,640 Maybe it's because you're the block captain. 29 00:01:16,814 --> 00:01:19,340 But you don't even live on this block. 30 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,862 Well, I live in the quadrant 31 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:22,385 and I happen to be the quadrant captain. 32 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,519 Quadrant captain-- did you make that up? 33 00:01:24,692 --> 00:01:27,825 Did I make up these quadrant captain business cards? 34 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,176 Why would you do that? 35 00:01:29,349 --> 00:01:30,655 I didn't actually mean to. 36 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:31,656 Well, pick them up. 37 00:01:31,829 --> 00:01:33,831 No, now stand down. 38 00:01:34,006 --> 00:01:35,530 That bike has been there for 24 hours 39 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:36,661 and the seat's missing. 40 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:38,359 It's clearly abandoned. 41 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:39,837 Fine, I'll take care of it. 42 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:42,362 Don't be block-cocky, Bob, just do it. 43 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:44,320 Jerk. GENE: Nailed him. 44 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:47,890 You trying to steal my bike? 45 00:01:48,063 --> 00:01:50,371 No, someone thought it was, um... 46 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:51,371 It's mine. Want to see the receipt? 47 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:52,850 [farts] 48 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:55,418 That's not a receipt.Where do you shop? 49 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,725 I really thought being block captain would be more fun, 50 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:00,510 like I'd have a gun or a Taser or something. 51 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:01,686 All I get is this whistle. 52 00:02:01,859 --> 00:02:03,253 Don't knock the whistle. 53 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,560 Whistles stop hundreds of crimes every year. 54 00:02:05,733 --> 00:02:07,474 And thousands of basketball plays. 55 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:09,737 And they make dolphins jump out of the water and eat fish. 56 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:11,435 Dad, you could do that. 57 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:14,525 Bob, I recall you raise either chinchillas or children. 58 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:15,612 Which is it? 59 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:17,527 Uh, children.Good. 60 00:02:17,701 --> 00:02:19,312 I'm focus-testing some ideas. 61 00:02:19,486 --> 00:02:22,576 I need a new blockbuster attraction at Wonder Wharf. 62 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:25,536 Why don't you focus-test with the kids down at Wonder Wharf? 63 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,234 Those sheep? I've already got their money. 64 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:28,800 Besides, these children are 65 00:02:28,973 --> 00:02:30,975 a perfect cross-section of American youth. 66 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,283 Yeah-- boy, girl, and Tina. 67 00:02:33,456 --> 00:02:34,283 I'm a tastemaker. 68 00:02:34,457 --> 00:02:36,067 When I talk, people listen. 69 00:02:36,242 --> 00:02:37,591 Guys? 70 00:02:37,765 --> 00:02:38,810 Mr. Fischoeder, 71 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,769 we're adrenaline junkies. Oh. 72 00:02:40,942 --> 00:02:44,337 We like our rides pure, uncut, and assembled in "MĂ©jico." 73 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:47,296 I want something coming out of here, here, and/or here. 74 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,343 The three-hole standard of excellence. 75 00:02:49,516 --> 00:02:51,432 Wait, walk me through the holes again. 76 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:52,824 Let me throw some concepts at you. 77 00:02:52,997 --> 00:02:55,086 A bounce house full of jelly. 78 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,567 Jam Slam! 79 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:58,352 Try chutney.Keep pitching, Barnum. 80 00:02:58,526 --> 00:03:00,788 Scare-ousel-- a carousel where you ride 81 00:03:00,962 --> 00:03:03,139 on real horse skeletons. 82 00:03:03,312 --> 00:03:06,141 You had me at "horse" but lost me at "horse skeletons." 83 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:07,838 You know, if you're looking for an attraction, 84 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:09,711 this town actually has some interesting movie history. 85 00:03:09,884 --> 00:03:10,973 Hog Wash! 86 00:03:11,146 --> 00:03:12,453 Not you, Bob, it's an idea. 87 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:13,454 Slide with the hogs. 88 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,498 That's not bad. 89 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:17,501 Yeah, well, seriously, in the '80s, they shot 90 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:19,590 one of those shark movies right here in town-- 91 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:20,461 The Deepening 3. 92 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:21,765 Oh, yeah, in 3-D. 93 00:03:21,939 --> 00:03:23,246 Right, 94 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,596 The Deepening 3D-eeepening. 95 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:27,859 Oh, that shark made me so scared of the water, 96 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:29,774 I spent the whole summer standing up to pee. 97 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,776 [chuckles] Then I got into the habit. 98 00:03:31,949 --> 00:03:32,820 I like it. 99 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,518 There's your attraction. 100 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:35,997 Teddy, you remember The Deepening,right? 101 00:03:36,171 --> 00:03:37,868 Remember it? I was in it. 102 00:03:43,134 --> 00:03:44,658 Yeah, what? 103 00:03:44,832 --> 00:03:47,009 It's just, uh, you know, we're looking at the "after." 104 00:03:47,182 --> 00:03:48,793 It's kind of hard to picture the "before." 105 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:50,317 Bob. LOUISE: Guys, 106 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:52,536 the shark is for sale.What?! The shark? 107 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:55,277 A prop house is selling the actual mechanical shark 108 00:03:55,451 --> 00:03:56,278 and they're ready to deal. 109 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:57,975 The actual shark? 110 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,500 Oh, wow, Mr. Fischoeder, you've got to get that shark. 111 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:00,501 TEDDY: Nah, don't, 112 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:01,849 no, come on. 113 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:03,503 Teddy, yes. You worked on the movie, 114 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,026 you should be excited about this. 115 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,854 Yeah, but just not that shark. 116 00:04:07,028 --> 00:04:08,030 Why, Teddy? 117 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:09,944 I don't want to talk about it. 118 00:04:10,118 --> 00:04:14,036 Okay, that's one vote for yes and one cryptic vote for no. 119 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:15,864 Let's run it past the focus group. 120 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,170 Five-holer-- nostrils, too. 121 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,824 Sounds like a winner. 122 00:04:19,997 --> 00:04:21,173 Noooo! 123 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:22,826 Teddy, what is wrong with you? 124 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,394 Uh, this ketchup is empty. 125 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,048 Can I get a new ketchup, please? 126 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:30,095 MORT: Some actor, this shark, a real ham. 127 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:34,882 He chewed more scenery than Nicolas Cage. 128 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:37,754 He reallychewed it... with his shark teeth. 129 00:04:37,928 --> 00:04:38,843 [mic feedback screeches] 130 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:40,322 Ha-ha-ha! 131 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:41,932 [forced laughter] 132 00:04:42,106 --> 00:04:44,545 Ha, ha, ha!Louise, stop. 133 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,415 Mort the mortician, everybody. 134 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,766 Hey, I see Bob Belcher. 135 00:04:48,939 --> 00:04:50,420 All this was his idea. 136 00:04:50,593 --> 00:04:51,420 I know what you're thinking. 137 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:52,901 Thatguy? 138 00:04:53,074 --> 00:04:56,557 Yes, the guy with the, uh, food place. 139 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,122 Thank you. It's a restaurant. 140 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,560 It's called Bob's... Now... 141 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,389 please welcome champion water skier 142 00:05:02,562 --> 00:05:06,043 and shark attack survivor Kristi Sanducci. 143 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:07,742 I'd like to thank the jackass 144 00:05:07,915 --> 00:05:10,396 who got the left-handed scissors. 145 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:11,875 Kristi Sanducci. 146 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,790 Always professional. 147 00:05:13,964 --> 00:05:18,579 Now, the real star of The Deepening 3D-eeepening-- 148 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,754 the... shark. 149 00:05:20,928 --> 00:05:23,410 BOB: Whoo-hoo, shark, yeah! 150 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:25,934 LINDA: Ugh, 151 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:28,023 someone has not aged well. 152 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:29,153 What a butterface. 153 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,242 We've filled her up with diesel, 154 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,505 now let's see what she can do. 155 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,463 [mechanical clicking]TINA: It's waving at us. 156 00:05:34,637 --> 00:05:35,987 Hi. 157 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:38,250 So that one does that. 158 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,774 Let's see what this one does. 159 00:05:42,036 --> 00:05:43,603 [yells] 160 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:46,781 Yes! 161 00:05:46,954 --> 00:05:48,086 Thank you, God. 162 00:05:49,826 --> 00:05:51,829 Woop, wrong one... [stammering]... oh, here we... 163 00:05:52,002 --> 00:05:54,483 Oh, boy.Yes, yes, all part of the fun. 164 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,790 Can someone pass my arm back up here? 165 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,269 Give me that, Louise-- we've got to give it back. 166 00:05:58,444 --> 00:05:59,750 No way! I caught it! 167 00:05:59,923 --> 00:06:01,403 It's like the bouquet at a wedding. 168 00:06:01,577 --> 00:06:02,971 I'm going to get bit next! 169 00:06:03,144 --> 00:06:03,971 You having fun? 170 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:04,973 I wasn't-- I... 171 00:06:05,146 --> 00:06:06,148 [grunts] Ow. 172 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:07,845 Wow, she's good with that thing. 173 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:10,064 She can do that andpark anywhere she wants. 174 00:06:10,238 --> 00:06:10,978 [sighs] 175 00:06:13,589 --> 00:06:15,548 And so it begins. 176 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:22,643 Why are we watching a movie about a fake shark 177 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,339 when we could be at Wonder Wharf 178 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,560 standing next to the real fake shark? 179 00:06:26,733 --> 00:06:28,997 Because this is how I want to remember the shark-- 180 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:31,564 in its prime, scaring the crap out of Linda Blair. 181 00:06:31,738 --> 00:06:34,002 Fischoeder is crazy to keep that thing going. 182 00:06:34,175 --> 00:06:35,872 After what happened to that girl's arm 183 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:39,137 and that lady's poor dog and that guy's balls-- 184 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:40,965 you know, the juggler.Oh, yeah, 185 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:42,663 Fischoeder's crazy to keep it going 186 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,838 with all those people lining up, 187 00:06:45,012 --> 00:06:47,144 paying to see it, buying souvenirs. 188 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:48,668 Nothing good can come from that shark. 189 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:49,670 It's evil. 190 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,192 Oh, there I am again. 191 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:54,064 That's me in the red, white, and blue trunks. 192 00:06:54,238 --> 00:06:55,675 What's everybody looking at? 193 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:56,677 Nothing. Nothing. 194 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,026 Your body. 195 00:06:58,199 --> 00:06:59,375 Oh, my God, Linda Blair's boobs 196 00:06:59,548 --> 00:07:01,072 just popped out of her wet suit. 197 00:07:01,245 --> 00:07:02,596 Ooh! They're comin' at ya! 198 00:07:02,769 --> 00:07:04,553 Huh, this movie's a little bluer than I remember. 199 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,338 Let's get to a good part. 200 00:07:06,512 --> 00:07:07,557 [funky soundtrack playing]Outdoor shower scene-- no. 201 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:08,557 Yes. 202 00:07:08,731 --> 00:07:10,038 Topless car wash. 203 00:07:10,211 --> 00:07:10,995 Yes. Tina, no. 204 00:07:11,168 --> 00:07:12,300 Nude hot tub-- no. 205 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:13,519 Yes. Oh, okay, 206 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:14,999 here's some good clean shark. 207 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:16,173 No. 208 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,480 See that surfer getting eaten? 209 00:07:17,653 --> 00:07:18,567 I made out with her. 210 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:20,004 She had her movie makeup on. 211 00:07:20,177 --> 00:07:21,136 Fake organs were coming out of her side. 212 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,137 Pretty weird. 213 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:23,572 The '80s-- am I right? 214 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:25,052 You are not wrong. 215 00:07:25,226 --> 00:07:27,055 Why is the shark attacking that submarine? 216 00:07:27,228 --> 00:07:29,752 The CIA is training sharks to attack Soviet subs, 217 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,059 and they're holding the shark's baby hostage 218 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:32,930 in the nude hot tub. 219 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:36,499 So the shark isn't bad; she's just protecting her baby. 220 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:37,718 She's misunderstood. 221 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:40,590 She just needs a friend. 222 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:44,420 [soulful '80s-era pop ballad melody playing] 223 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,036 [deep belching] 224 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,139 It doesn't want to be here. 225 00:08:08,312 --> 00:08:09,314 This is exploitation. 226 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,141 I'll show you exploitation. 227 00:08:11,315 --> 00:08:12,579 Go up there and get me that fin. 228 00:08:12,752 --> 00:08:13,579 You want her fin? 229 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,233 I've got a guy. 230 00:08:15,406 --> 00:08:17,235 He wants it packed in ice and on the next plane. 231 00:08:17,408 --> 00:08:19,149 Why does he want a mechanical shark fin? 232 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,761 Mechanical shark fin soup. 233 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,153 Mmm, that does sound good. 234 00:08:22,326 --> 00:08:23,110 Don't cut off her fin. 235 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,591 It's her best feature. 236 00:08:24,764 --> 00:08:26,418 God, Tina, it'll grow back. 237 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,028 Oh, yeah, cut it off. 238 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,687 I'm bare-backing a shark. 239 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:37,125 Come on, Gene, chop-chop with the chop-chop. 240 00:08:37,298 --> 00:08:39,301 Whoa, it's tippy! 241 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:42,086 Aah, no, Gene, get the fin! 242 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,265 [screams] 243 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,225 [Gene grunting] 244 00:08:51,399 --> 00:08:53,183 Are we safe here? 245 00:08:53,357 --> 00:08:54,663 Of course! It's safety tape. 246 00:08:54,837 --> 00:08:56,144 They can't just call it that if it's... 247 00:08:56,317 --> 00:08:57,274 Aah! Aah! 248 00:08:57,448 --> 00:08:59,451 Run, shark, run. 249 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,496 We set it free. 250 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,063 No, we didn't, we were never here. 251 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,107 But we were. 252 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,631 Remember right now? 253 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,284 Yeah, okay, but you know what I just remembered? 254 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:08,285 We were never here. 255 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,418 Oh, okay. 256 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,160 [funky soundtrack playing]Man, this movie is, like, 90% nude car wash. 257 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,206 Bob, 258 00:09:15,379 --> 00:09:18,166 there's some kind of commotion down at the Wonder Wharf. 259 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,649 It's like the Running of the Bulls but dumber. 260 00:09:22,822 --> 00:09:24,346 Yeah, but with a shark. 261 00:09:24,519 --> 00:09:26,696 Uh, yeah, it is a shark. 262 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,001 Yeah, it's a shark. 263 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,133 FISCHOEDER: Nothing to worry about. 264 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:30,744 Having a little shark problem. 265 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,485 Uh, good time to grab a hot dog or some popcorn. 266 00:09:34,485 --> 00:09:36,313 Oh, or a hot dog. 267 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,054 Mr. Fischoeder, enough's enough, right? 268 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,490 You've got to shut off the shark, right? 269 00:09:39,665 --> 00:09:41,188 I mean, now. 270 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,408 Shut it off? Oh, no, no, I've got a packed park. 271 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:46,236 I can't shut down my top attraction. 272 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,196 I mean, I really can't. That thing's on 273 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:49,588 till it runs out of gas. 274 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:50,327 But what if it breaks out of Wonder Wharf? 275 00:09:50,501 --> 00:09:51,764 What happens then? 276 00:09:51,938 --> 00:09:54,201 Those are reinforced cement walls, Bob, 277 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:56,378 built by somebody-- 278 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,727 proud immigrants, I guess, I don't... 279 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,511 Wha...? The shark fell over? 280 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,253 That's crazy. 281 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,254 We were at the library, right, guys? 282 00:10:04,428 --> 00:10:06,735 Yeah, exploring the wonderful world of books and periodicals. 283 00:10:06,909 --> 00:10:07,736 Uh, yeah. 284 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:09,216 And microfiche. 285 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,047 Oh, no, no, no, no... 286 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,311 [tires screeching] 287 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:19,662 Crap.Oh, my God! 288 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,011 The shark's busted onto Ocean Avenue. 289 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,361 This is my fault. 290 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,059 I have to do something. 291 00:10:27,495 --> 00:10:28,409 What? 292 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,368 I said, "This is my fault. 293 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,673 I have to do something." 294 00:10:31,847 --> 00:10:33,283 Oh. 295 00:10:33,457 --> 00:10:35,198 Block Captain Bob. 296 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:36,200 Yeah. 297 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,375 [blowing weakly] 298 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,250 God. 299 00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:53,303 On Ocean Avenue, local merchants fear 300 00:10:53,477 --> 00:10:55,219 they will become so much fish food, 301 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,264 while police and fire officials are caught 302 00:10:57,438 --> 00:10:59,441 in a surf-and-turf battle. 303 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:02,052 Meanwhile, local citizens are taking matters 304 00:11:02,225 --> 00:11:03,226 into their own hands. 305 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,273 The block captain has called 306 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,927 an emergency, all-block, shark-stopping meeting... 307 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,320 [crashing] 308 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:10,799 EDITH: That shark is ruining 309 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,759 my arts and crafts business! 310 00:11:12,932 --> 00:11:14,282 This town might do all right without arts, 311 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,110 but crafts?! 312 00:11:16,283 --> 00:11:17,850 Where the hell are we gonna be without crafts?! 313 00:11:18,024 --> 00:11:19,765 Screw crafts!What about my liquor store? 314 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:20,854 Let me talk! 315 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,245 Everybody, listen! Calm down! 316 00:11:22,419 --> 00:11:23,812 You calm down! 317 00:11:23,986 --> 00:11:26,293 I lost a son!Seriously? 318 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,121 A sun quilt. It was beautiful. 319 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:29,166 Listen, 320 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,254 we're gonna solve this! 321 00:11:30,427 --> 00:11:32,081 Yes, let's listen to Bob. 322 00:11:32,255 --> 00:11:33,866 He's the idea man behind the shark. 323 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,346 He pooh-poohed all my safety concerns, by the way. 324 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,044 What?Thank you. I have to run. 325 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:40,961 N-No, I said it might be cool to get a mechanical shark. 326 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,309 I didn't turn it loose. 327 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,832 Yes, he did!No, I didn't! 328 00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:45,355 Nobody knows who did! 329 00:11:45,529 --> 00:11:47,315 Yeah, stop this insane witch hunt! 330 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,317 It could've been anyone who wasn't at the library. 331 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:50,144 The library? 332 00:11:50,317 --> 00:11:51,448 It's no use! 333 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:52,320 They know we knocked the shark over! 334 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,842 Wait, what? You did? 335 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,279 No! That's just an expression. 336 00:11:56,453 --> 00:11:58,586 Hey, did you knock over the shark today? 337 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,110 You know I did! 338 00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:01,633 You're the family from hell! 339 00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:03,374 They're destroying the town! 340 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,854 Let's have a town meeting 341 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,421 to decide what to do with the Belchers! 342 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,465 [screeching] 343 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:13,427 Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 344 00:12:14,515 --> 00:12:16,169 Teddy, what are you doing? 345 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,345 I'm trying to get everyone's attention, 346 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,519 but I don't have any nails. 347 00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:20,000 Okay, so what do you want to say? 348 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,001 I have something to say.Yes. What? 349 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,654 I told you not to get that shark! 350 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,395 I told you he was trouble! 351 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,789 Now we need to join together to stop him. 352 00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:29,356 Ow!Don't you see? 353 00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:30,488 Us fighting with each other, 354 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,316 that's what he wants! 355 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,361 Ow! Teddy, stop! 356 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,364 Yes, Teddy, thank you. Thank you. 357 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:40,368 So, yeah, we've got to join together to stop the shark. 358 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,022 Let's put our heads together, right? 359 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:43,457 Block captain brainstorm. 360 00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:45,154 No bad ideas. Go. 361 00:12:45,328 --> 00:12:47,504 Topless car wash, like in the movie! 362 00:12:47,678 --> 00:12:48,505 Topless car... 363 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:50,378 Don't write that down. 364 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,553 Uh, Linda said there were no bad ideas, Bob. 365 00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:54,381 Well, she was wrong, Hugo. 366 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:55,296 [muttering]: Yes, like when she married you. 367 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,600 What?What? 368 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:57,688 I heard you mutter something. 369 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,212 Yes, and when someone mutters, 370 00:12:59,386 --> 00:13:00,996 that means they're muttering to themself. 371 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,432 [muttering]: Huge mistake.Well, I heard you. 372 00:13:02,606 --> 00:13:03,520 What?I heard you mutter. 373 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:04,609 Oh, really? What did I say? 374 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:05,914 "Linda made a huge mistake." 375 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,437 So we agree. Ha-ha. 376 00:13:07,611 --> 00:13:09,178 Someone else?Listen to me. 377 00:13:09,352 --> 00:13:10,267 I know how the shark thinks. 378 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,702 It's confused. 379 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:12,835 It doesn't know why you want to kill it. 380 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,183 It just wants to go home. 381 00:13:14,357 --> 00:13:15,272 Tina, it's a machine. 382 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,707 It's dumber than our toaster. 383 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,405 Our toaster is also confused. 384 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,495 It doesn't know why we put bagels in it. 385 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:21,538 Oh, my God. 386 00:13:21,712 --> 00:13:22,889 Okay, 387 00:13:23,062 --> 00:13:24,455 we got four good ideas. 388 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,587 Well, four Hail Marys we could try. 389 00:13:26,761 --> 00:13:28,241 [chants]: Let's stop the shark! 390 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,851 Or not. 391 00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:31,114 ALL: Let's stop the shark!Or not! 392 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,202 Let's stop the shark!Or not. 393 00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:34,378 [mechanical whirring] 394 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,293 [metal clanging] 395 00:13:36,466 --> 00:13:38,426 If a spike strip can stop those drunk Shriners, 396 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,427 it should be able to stop a shark. 397 00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:42,342 Here it comes! Here it comes! 398 00:13:46,563 --> 00:13:47,913 Ouch. 399 00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:49,219 Okay, we've given the shark spikes. 400 00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,567 I knew that would happen. 401 00:13:50,741 --> 00:13:52,091 BOB: That oil's gonna keep the shark 402 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,442 from getting any traction. 403 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,446 Ah... 404 00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,360 And we made it faster. 405 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:01,361 Bravo, Bob! 406 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:05,845 You want to catch a fish, 407 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,410 you gotta think like a fisherman, right? 408 00:14:14,635 --> 00:14:16,594 Okay, now the shark is electrified! 409 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,335 All you're doing is making the shark more dangerous, Bob. 410 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,293 I can see that, Hugo!It was an FYI. 411 00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:22,470 Bob, the shark's getting pretty close to our restaurant. 412 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,427 It's all right. 413 00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:26,604 We've saved the best idea for last: the big hole. 414 00:14:28,692 --> 00:14:30,520 Why'd we save our best idea for last? 415 00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,480 Because we didn't know it was the best idea 416 00:14:32,653 --> 00:14:34,655 until the other ideas were really terrible. 417 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,309 Stupid. Anyway, 418 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,788 we dig a big hole, the shark falls in 419 00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:39,486 and hopefully, end of our problems. 420 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,489 Beginning of China's problems! 421 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,011 Sorry, China! 422 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,796 They'll nail it. They're really smart. 423 00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:48,712 LINDA: Come on, keep going. 424 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,453 Climb into your hole, you big mouse! 425 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,629 [quietly]: Turn around! It's a trick! 426 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:58,809 [cheering] 427 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,464 Ah-ha-ha! You did it, Bobby! 428 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,162 The shark is gone! 429 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,684 Gone, but not forgotten. 430 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,513 Wait, what are we talking about again? 431 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,514 Maybe you're not such a horrible, greasy, 432 00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:11,301 perverted, shabby, two-bit, filthy, disgusting pig. 433 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:12,475 All right, thanks, thanks. 434 00:15:12,649 --> 00:15:13,476 [rumbling] 435 00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:15,174 What was that? 436 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,480 That thing's still moving down there. 437 00:15:16,653 --> 00:15:17,698 But we buried it. 438 00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,570 [cracking, rumbling] 439 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:22,616 I think it just ate its way into our basement! 440 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:23,573 [dramatic musical sting] 441 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,533 Dad, can we keep it? 442 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,538 The shark is in our basement?! 443 00:15:30,711 --> 00:15:32,018 Well, there's only one way to find out for sure. 444 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,062 Kids, stay here.Duh. 445 00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:35,499 Yeah, I thought our basement was scary 446 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,500 beforeit had a shark in it. 447 00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:39,721 Bob, stop. You've done everything you can. 448 00:15:39,894 --> 00:15:41,070 You don't have to go down there. 449 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,505 This whistle says I do. 450 00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:44,072 GENE: That whistle blows! 451 00:15:44,246 --> 00:15:48,469 [blows raspberry] 452 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,210 Enough talk. 453 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,558 This ends now. 454 00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:53,081 Mort and I will go with you, Bob. 455 00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:54,996 What? Oh, I mean, yes! 456 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,868 Thanks, guys. That means a lot. 457 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,086 Oh, good news, everyone! 458 00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,393 The dream team's on it! 459 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,697 Ahab, Gray-hab, and Flab-hab! 460 00:16:00,871 --> 00:16:02,744 You want to come, Hugo? 461 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,354 No, I'm good. Crowd control. 462 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,355 Back up! Back up! 463 00:16:06,529 --> 00:16:08,576 Real quiet, all of a sudden. 464 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:09,924 Quiet as a morgue. 465 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,753 Morgues aren't all that quiet, actually. 466 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,407 Maybe it finally ran out of gas. 467 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:14,755 We could come back tomorrow. 468 00:16:14,929 --> 00:16:16,626 No! We gotta make sure it's dead, 469 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,063 and then we gotta cut it up in little pieces 470 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,890 so it never hurts anyone again! 471 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,370 Whoa, Teddy, calm down. 472 00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:22,546 What happened with you and that shark, anyway? 473 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,418 Sorry, Bob. 474 00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:26,419 You see, It's personal between me and this shark. 475 00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:27,855 We had a little run-in, 476 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,552 back when I was working on that movie... 477 00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:32,381 I was chatting up that cute surfer girl. 478 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:35,254 [distorted]: Ohh...! 479 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,734 [snickering] 480 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,213 [distorted]: Ugh! 481 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:43,044 Well, you can forget about getting any of this! 482 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,960 She could've been the one, Bob! 483 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,745 I hit the craft service table pretty hard after that. 484 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,139 That's when I started getting fat. 485 00:16:51,313 --> 00:16:52,489 Uh, I don't understand. 486 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,274 Why aren't you mad at the shark operator? 487 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,275 Oh, yeah, that's a good point. 488 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,104 No, no! The shark drove him to it. 489 00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,149 It's evil, and now I'm fat. 490 00:17:00,322 --> 00:17:01,846 You're not that fat, Teddy. 491 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,284 I'm wearing a guy girdle. It's called a Boydle. 492 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,762 Look at me. Look at me! 493 00:17:05,936 --> 00:17:08,505 Okay, Teddy... Well, you know, look at me. 494 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,550 [falsetto]: Hi, Teddy. I'm Bob's belly. 495 00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,422 [both laughing] 496 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,903 Oh, you always know what to say, Bob. 497 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:15,903 MORT: Over here! 498 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,557 I'm Mort's belly. 499 00:17:17,731 --> 00:17:19,777 Huh? What? 500 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,126 We're not doing that bit anymore? 501 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,172 What's going on in there? 502 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,652 [rumbling] 503 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,001 Did you guys hear that? 504 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,441 [all yelling] 505 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,442 Oh! We're gonna need a bigger restaurant! 506 00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:35,141 Oh, come on.Sorry. 507 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:38,926 [all yelling] 508 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:39,927 Hang on, Mort! 509 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,320 [grunting] 510 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,583 Not... fat... enough! 511 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:43,800 [yelling] 512 00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:45,019 Mort!! 513 00:17:45,193 --> 00:17:46,455 No! I think Mort got eaten. 514 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:47,892 Oh, I should've laughed more 515 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,328 at that belly-talking thing he did. 516 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,981 Mort, are you okay?! 517 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,811 [Bob and Teddy yelling] 518 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:03,211 I'm out! I'm literally grasping at straws! 519 00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:05,213 [yelling] 520 00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:07,912 Ahh! 521 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,696 Teddy, you're being crushed! 522 00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,221 No, my Boydle's protecting me, 523 00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:14,354 but I don't know how long it's gonna hold! 524 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,529 This is what you want, isn't it?! 525 00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:18,227 [hollow thudding]This is what you want! 526 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,750 I'm torn. 527 00:18:19,923 --> 00:18:21,490 Dad raised me, but the shark gets me. 528 00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:23,231 If the shark eats our restaurant, is he our new boss? 529 00:18:23,405 --> 00:18:24,364 Shark boss! 530 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,756 [chomping noises] 531 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,453 I'm blacking out, Bobby! 532 00:18:27,627 --> 00:18:29,281 I don't know how to stop it. We've tried everything! 533 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:30,979 It's too bad we can't make it die from cancer, 534 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,372 like in the movie. 535 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,374 It didn't die from cancer, Teddy. 536 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,288 Oh, no, you're right. 537 00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:37,507 They shot the cancer ending, but it tested really bad. 538 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:38,769 It didn't have the "pow." 539 00:18:38,942 --> 00:18:40,728 Really? Cancer? No pow? 540 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,772 Yeah, they shot a whole new ending, remember? 541 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,731 They went and poured wet cement down its throat. 542 00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:46,516 Yeah, and that would be really helpful 543 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,257 if we had a cement mixer! 544 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,737 [door bell tinkling]Maybe we do. 545 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,042 The ice cream machine. 546 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,609 She's right. 547 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:54,785 We could fill up the shark with ice cream. 548 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,090 That might mess it up, right? 549 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,744 I chose you, Dad.Thanks, Tina. 550 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,528 Over the shark.Thanks. 551 00:18:59,702 --> 00:19:01,269 Because I thought...Yes. 552 00:19:01,443 --> 00:19:02,531 Originally, it looked like maybe I would...Yes. 553 00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:03,924 Oh.Yeah, Dad, 554 00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:05,273 who was Tina really gonna choose? 555 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,753 A broken-down wreck with the dead eyes, 556 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,016 or a fake shark? 557 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,409 Aww...You like that, Mom? 558 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,452 Yeah. 559 00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:11,714 Okay, let's give it a try. 560 00:19:11,888 --> 00:19:13,064 All I have to do is plug it in. 561 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,761 Ow! Hurry, Bob. 562 00:19:14,935 --> 00:19:16,415 Some of the teeth are getting under the Boydle! 563 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,894 [Bob groaning] 564 00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,201 Stretch, Bob! 565 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,420 Stretch! 566 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,724 You call that stretching? 567 00:19:21,898 --> 00:19:22,769 Got it! 568 00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:23,857 [shuddering] 569 00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:24,902 My feet are getting cold. 570 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,295 Must be making ice cream. 571 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,078 [grunting] 572 00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:29,255 Oh, my Boydle came off! 573 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:30,430 You got my Boydle, 574 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,083 but you don't got me, you shark! 575 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,302 LINDA: It's working! 576 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,261 The shark's getting all logy! 577 00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:42,442 I've had dreams like this. 578 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,095 It's over.No, Bob. 579 00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,444 [yelling fiercely] 580 00:19:47,837 --> 00:19:50,579 Die! Die! Die! 581 00:19:50,753 --> 00:19:52,756 Now it's over. No, it's not dead! 582 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,584 Just kidding, everybody. Just kidding. 583 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,586 How shark was it? 584 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,022 I still feel like I'm doing that wrong. 585 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,676 [bell tinkling]Whoa, Bob! 586 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,592 I love what you've done with the place. 587 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,463 Listen, I'm gonna be out of town for awhile, 588 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,029 but, uh, keep it up. 589 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,989 Uh, we-we should talk about repairs for... 590 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,817 No.Okay. 591 00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:11,775 I'm going to miss you, shark. 592 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,647 Hmm, I'm gonna miss you, too, ice cream machine. 593 00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:16,866 He died the exact way I want to go: 594 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,781 destroying the restaurant. 595 00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:20,522 Hey, how the hell 596 00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:22,351 are we gonna flush this thing down the toilet? 597 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,005 Whoa, somebody lost their Boydle! 598 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,920 It's mine now. 599 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,488 [grunting] 600 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,490 Ah, my little Bobby Block Captain. 601 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:31,795 You saved the town. 602 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,275 Eh, just part of the job. 603 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,667 GENE: You're fired! 604 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,712 I can't take credit for everything, Olsen, 605 00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:37,887 but as quadrant captain, I will. 606 00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:41,021 You're welcome.Who wants soup? 607 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:46,201 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org