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So, Bobby, I can't wait

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to see you and Linda
at my Halloween party tonight.

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I went all out this year.

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Uh, actually,
I'm taking the kids

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trick or treating tonight,
Teddy.

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So, I probably can't make it.

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Oh. I noticed here that you, uh,

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RSVP'd online
and you clicked "maybe."

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Right. Uh, that was kind of
a soft maybe.

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Maybe means maybe, Bob.
It doesn't mean

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"I'm too scared to say no."

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Uh, uh...I got 42 maybes, Bob!

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Who can plan for that?[door opens]

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LINDA:
There's my little candy corns.

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Ooh. Sad Wolverine.

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Scary and sad.

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I'm Edward Scissor Hands, Mom.

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Uh, I'm not sure about
you walking around

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with scissors all night,
Louise.

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Why don't you
be Edward Spoon Hands?

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Get real. It's Halloween.
Not Hallowuss.

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And Tina's a mummy.
Sexy.

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Last year
I was a mummy.

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This year I'm a mommy mummy.

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And I'm single
and I'm working two jobs,

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and I'm just trying
to get back out there.

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Tina, you have
to put your costume

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back on the roll tomorrow.

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I'm not losing
that much TP.Okay.

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[clears throat]

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Oh, and Gene
looks great, too.

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Wait, what are you, hon?

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I'm rapper/actress
Queen Latifah

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from her U.N.I.T.Y. phase.

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Oh, God, so specific
and political.

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I love it.

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Mm-hmm.

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All right, kids,
help me close up shop

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and we can all go
trick or treating.

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Dad, we've decided
that this year

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we'd like to go
trick or treating alone.

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Alone?We're born alone,
we die alone,

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and in between we
trick or treat alone.

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But you kids love trick
or treating with me.

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That's the best part.

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Yeah, that's the best part.[falsetto]:
Yeah,

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that's the best part.
Shush, shush.

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I, I don't know. I mean,
it's, it's Halloween.

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You know, things can get
a little weird out there.

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Oh, just let 'em go,
Bobby. C'mon.

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[sighs]
Fine. You can

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trick or treat
by yourselves this year.

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[cheering]

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But you stick
to our regular route

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and I want you home by 9:00.Ugh.
Hooray!

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You can come
to my party.

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Oh, right, great.

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Yay!

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I want this to be the sugar high
I never come down from.

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[Gene screams]

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Okay, bad start.
Bad start.

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Let's keep moving.

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ALL:
Trick or treat.

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Uh, here's some oyster crackers.

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Now get out of here.

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ALL:
Trick or treat.

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Is it Halloween?

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Here, uh,
take some deli numbers.

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You'll be the first in line
tomorrow.

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[knocking]ALL:
Trick or treat.

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Some delicious seaweed candy

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from my solo vacation
in Singapore.

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Wrap it up,
Charles Dickens.

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You're not being
paid by the word.

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♪ I was walking
in the graveyard... ♪

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Bobby.

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Linda.
Oh!Hi, Teddy.

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Welcome to my
Black and Orange party.

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Teddy, you really
went all out.

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I spray-painted
everything this morning.

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Yeah, it's uh, a little strong.

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Maybe we should open a window

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or something.Yeah, I would,

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but they're
painted shut.

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Can I offer you
a hard-boiled egg?

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I colored them black
and orange with a marker.

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[high pitched squeak]Whoa.
Whoa. Hey.

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Ooh. What was that?
Ooh.

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No need to be scared, everybody.

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Just my guinea pig, Francis.
You can call her Frankie.

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But just don't call her Fran.
She hates that.

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What about
Francy pants?

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Saint Francis pants,
huh?

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What's wrong with you?
What?

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Hey, you're not wearing
a costume, Bob.

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I just didn't think
I needed to wear a costume.

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It's not a kids' party.

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Hey, everybody, we've got[rings bell]

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a party violation over here.What are you doing?

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Bob is not wearing a costume.Mike the mailman's

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not wearing a costume.Mike's a bunny.

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He's not a bunny.I'm a bunny.

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You have a cotton ball.

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He has a cotton ball.On your uniform.

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It's a great idea.

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Now we're gonna get
you to the costume closet.

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♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪

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We got some sort of Chewbacca.No.

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The sun.No.

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Summer Frankenstein.That's not a thing.

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And, uh, oh...

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I think we got
a winner here.No, no, no.

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There, all better.

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Now, you don't look
so ridiculous.

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I'll trade you two packets of
hot sauce for a fortune cookie.

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Throw in some cough drops
and you got a deal.

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Sold.

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This town is horrible
at Halloween.

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We're trick or treating
by ourselves

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for the first time ever;
we need to get some real candy.

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Follow me.

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I know where we can go.

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We're going where
the rich people live.

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Rich people are better
at Halloween.

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And skin care.

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That's why we're going to...

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Kingshead Island.

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Ooh.
Ooh.

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Aah, I should have worn
more toilet paper.

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Okay, uh, okay I admit
it's a little colder

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than I thought it would be.

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Aah, I don't wanna die.

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I'm not wearing
my good underpants

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and I'd be so embarrassed.

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[all sigh]

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Did it just get
ten degrees warmer?

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I think that seagull
just winked at me.

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Hello.

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Kingshead Island,
nice to meet ya.

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Now, let's trick or treat ya.

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TINA:
Wow, look how clean it is.

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I could drink
from the puddles.

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I'm going to.

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Hey, guys.
Sweet 'tumes.

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Costumes.

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Edward Scissor Hands, cool.

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Queen Latifah, also cool.

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Finally, somebody gets it.

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Toilet paper roll.
Nailed it.

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Mummy.

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Hey, I'm Milo.
I'm Ned.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
is that all candy?

153
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Yeah, we already dropped
one bag off at home.

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Now, we're gonna head
down Spencer Street.

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That's where all
the good houses are.

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Funny coincidence.

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We were also gonna go
down Spencer Street.

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Well, great.

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I'm gonna eat like a Queen.

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Come on, Lin, Teddy
went to the bathroom.

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Now's our chance.
Let's sneak out of here.

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But you look so cute.

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I wanna spank the cake
right out of your face.

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Uh, no.
Come on.

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TEDDY:
Aah!

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Oh, my God, oh, my God.

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Somebody stepped on Francis.

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Oh, my God, oh, my God.

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She's not breathing.
She's not breathing.

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Live, damn it, live.

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Teddy, let me try.

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I have good lungs.

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[inhales deeply]

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[coughing]

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Somebody do something.

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Mike, do something.

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What do you want me to do?

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I'm a mailman.

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Aah, Mike's a mailman!

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Oh, God.

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Come on, move
those legs, Francis.

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Move those legs.

183
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Oh, I saw it.
I saw it move.
Move those...

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She's alive.
Come on.

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Oh, no, she's dead.

186
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No, she's dead.

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Somebody stepped on Francis.

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And then did nothing.
Nothing!

189
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Teddy, how do you know
someone stepped on her?

190
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Guinea pigs aren't flat, Bob.

191
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They don't just look
like this in the wild.

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All right, well, uh,
we're gonna go.

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Uh, Lin, get your stuff.

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Yup, yup, yup.
Great party.

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Seriously, I hope that,
uh, Francis comes...

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is... gets better.

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Oh, no, you don't.

198
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What? What?
Nobody's leaving.

199
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The killer is inside this room.

200
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No one leaves
until I find him

201
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or her.

202
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Sorry I'm late.

203
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Whoa, who died?

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[doorbell rings]

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ALL:
Trick or treat.

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Oh, you kids look great.

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Here ya go, one for you.
Here ya are.

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Oh, Africa.

209
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Hey, is Bill puking
in my bidet again?

210
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Full bars?

211
00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,851
Full bars?
Full bars!

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She just gave us
full-sized chocolate bars.

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00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,029
Does she know?

214
00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:03,726
Oh, my God,
was it an accident?!

215
00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:05,033
What just happened?

216
00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:06,860
How does this not
topple your economy?

217
00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:09,298
Everything I knew to be true
just went out the window.

218
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The Wagners are on vacation
in St. Bart's.

219
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You know what, good for them.

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Those Wagners were
looking run-down.

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Please, take one.

222
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What happens when you take two?

223
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Aah, it got me. Help!

224
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Oh, wait a minute.
Nothing happens.

225
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I'll take three.
Thanks,
Wagner family.

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Have fun at church
or whatever St. Bart's is.

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Ah, it's got my hand.

228
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Just kidding.

229
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It was funnier
when Louise did it.

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Ma'am, I'm speaking now.

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I let you speak.
Now let me speak.

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You don't tell me
when to call 911.

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The police aren't coming.

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Looks like I have to do
this investigation myself.

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Teddy, I really
don't think anyone

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at your party
purposely killed Francis.

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Every man is capable of murder
if he's pushed far enough.

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00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:05,920
Mm-hmm.Even you, Bob.

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00:08:06,093 --> 00:08:07,877
You've been stewing
in the corner all night.

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00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,271
What are you
talking about, Teddy?

241
00:08:09,444 --> 00:08:11,141
You can get a little testy, Bob.

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Don't buy him a V-neck T-shirt,
whatever you do.

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He goes berserk.

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00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,973
You're not in the
clear either, Linda.

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You couldn't share the spotlight
with Francis, could you?

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You had to stomp her out.

247
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Don't accuse me, Teddy.

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You're the spouse.

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It's always the spouse.

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Passion of m-m-murder passion.

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Teddy, you're going crazy.

252
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I mean, you're kind
of ruining your own party.

253
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Or did Dennis ruin my party?

254
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By killing Francis.

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I didn't kill your freaking rat.

256
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Maybe you didn't, Dennis.

257
00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,822
But I know you
get dirty massages.
Whoa.

258
00:08:38,995 --> 00:08:40,128
And let's not forget
about Mike the Mailman.

259
00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,782
Me? What about me?

260
00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,826
It's your walk.
Your menacing walk.

261
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,786
Slamming your feet
all over town.

262
00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:46,917
Left, right,

263
00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:47,961
Kill, kill.

264
00:08:48,135 --> 00:08:49,267
It's a limp, Teddy.

265
00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:50,703
You know Mike
has uneven legs.

266
00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,400
It's why I wear
my special shoes.

267
00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:55,056
Don't you mean murder weapons?
Yeah, you know what?

268
00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:58,928
I actually wanna see everyone's
potential murder weapons.

269
00:08:59,102 --> 00:09:01,671
Yeah, shoes in
the chip bowl, now.

270
00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,019
Aww, those
were good chips.

271
00:09:03,193 --> 00:09:04,152
Yeah, they were, Linda!

272
00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:05,413
They were good chips!

273
00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:06,980
MILO:
Okay, guys.

274
00:09:07,154 --> 00:09:08,330
It's getting pretty late.

275
00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:09,374
Better get off
the streets, huh?

276
00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:10,811
We're pushing it a little.

277
00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,376
Uh, don't
you think?
Yeah.

278
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,292
What do you mean?
We're just getting started.

279
00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,206
There's a whole other street
here full of sugar

280
00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:18,600
just waiting to course
through our veins.

281
00:09:18,774 --> 00:09:19,950
[whispering]:
Hell Hunt.

282
00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,472
[whispering]:
What does that mean?

283
00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,172
Yeah, why did you
just whisper "Hell Hunt?"

284
00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,653
You guys don't know
about Hell Hunt?

285
00:09:26,826 --> 00:09:27,914
You're not from Kingshead
Island, are you?

286
00:09:28,088 --> 00:09:30,525
We come from the mainland:
America.

287
00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,049
Every Halloween, after
all the parents get drunk,

288
00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:37,097
the teenagers come out
and they go freaking crazy.

289
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,753
They ride around town on their
bikes, vandalize stuff,

290
00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,711
and if any little kids
are still out,

291
00:09:41,884 --> 00:09:44,495
I heard they, uh...
I heard they, uh...

292
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:45,715
I heard they, uh...

293
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:46,846
They, uh...
Say it.

294
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,370
I heard they
shave your head.

295
00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:51,547
I heard they throw
balloons full of pee.

296
00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:54,115
Three years ago my brother's
friend stayed out too late

297
00:09:54,288 --> 00:09:56,986
and he came home covered in
syrup without any eyebrows.

298
00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,033
Yeah, I don't know
about all this.

299
00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:00,687
That's a lot
of different stories.

300
00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:01,861
I like syrup.

301
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,167
Look, it's not safe.

302
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:04,778
We've got to get indoors.

303
00:10:04,951 --> 00:10:06,039
And you guys need
to get to the dock.

304
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,780
Cool tip, Milo.

305
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,520
Come on, guys.
Let's go get some more candy.

306
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:10,913
Huh, what was that?Huh? What?

307
00:10:11,087 --> 00:10:12,176
Did you hear that?
No.

308
00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,481
[teenagers laugh]

309
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:16,398
Hell Hunt! Hide!

310
00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:19,662
BOY:
Oh, kids, come out and play.

311
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,142
[laughs]

312
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,144
[howls]

313
00:10:23,317 --> 00:10:25,014
It's Helen Hunt!

314
00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,894
[laughing]

315
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,025
Hey, Wade Boggs,

316
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,245
do you like eggs?

317
00:10:37,418 --> 00:10:38,855
How do you like these eggs?!

318
00:10:39,028 --> 00:10:40,290
Ow! I don't like 'em!

319
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,857
Please don't cry.
Please don't cry.

320
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,467
Ah, quick question.

321
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,907
Does anyone here know how
to get back to the ferry?

322
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,125
[brakes squeaking]Oh, ah,

323
00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:51,389
hey, Amanda!
Hey, Bryce.
What's up?

324
00:10:51,562 --> 00:10:53,000
Oh, not much.

325
00:10:53,173 --> 00:10:54,436
Just, uh, hanging out
with my... budsies.

326
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,046
I remember
when I was a sophomore.

327
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,394
Hell Hunt's so lame.

328
00:10:57,568 --> 00:10:59,135
Yeah. I mean, it's like...

329
00:10:59,309 --> 00:11:00,572
[laughs]
grow up, right?

330
00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:02,269
I guess it's cool

331
00:11:02,443 --> 00:11:03,966
you guys are keeping up
the tradition, though.

332
00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:06,056
Oh, totally.
Yeah, Hell Hunt's the best.

333
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,448
So are you. [clears throat]

334
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,277
What?
Um, that's your car

335
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,105
that you're driving?
That's your car that you drive?

336
00:11:11,278 --> 00:11:12,453
This guy is
dying out there.

337
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,150
He just needs
to be himself.

338
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,240
Oh, no. He should pretend
to be someone else.

339
00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:17,764
What the freak
was that?
What?

340
00:11:17,937 --> 00:11:19,287
I-I thought I heard something.

341
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,115
I got 20-20 hearing. Anyway,

342
00:11:21,288 --> 00:11:23,639
you should cruise by
my lacrosse game.
No thanks!

343
00:11:23,812 --> 00:11:25,293
Bye!
Bye.

344
00:11:25,466 --> 00:11:26,554
There's one! Geesh!
Aah!

345
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,904
Goosh!
Ow!

346
00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:32,342
Let's go.

347
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,345
Where are we?
I think
it's a country club.

348
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:37,479
It's like a huge
miniature golf course.

349
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,307
The windmills
are gonna be enormous.

350
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,568
Look. I see a light.

351
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:41,961
Maybe that's the docks!

352
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,311
[bird squeaks]

353
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:44,572
[crickets chirping]

354
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,488
Tennis courts?

355
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,969
I don't think
those kids are playing tennis.

356
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,927
Or they're playing it
very wrong.

357
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,275
[squeaking]

358
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,278
Ah, they all kind of fit.

359
00:11:54,451 --> 00:11:56,585
Like she got stomped
a couple of times.

360
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,369
Can I have
my shoes back now?

361
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,327
I'm the only one here
with uneven legs.

362
00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:01,633
Quit milking that leg, Wobbles.

363
00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:03,287
Whoa, that's not funny,
Teddy.

364
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,072
It's okay.
It's my last name.

365
00:12:05,245 --> 00:12:07,378
Fine, you can have
your left one back!Thank you.

366
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,597
Maybe we should ask
Franciswho killed her?

367
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,294
Are you mocking me, Gretchen?

368
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:12,993
No. I'm a medium, Teddy.

369
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,298
I can talk to dead animals.

370
00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:16,038
Mort, your toupee says hi.

371
00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:17,301
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha!

372
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,086
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Good joke!

373
00:12:19,259 --> 00:12:21,392
She's pretending I wear
a toupee. So funny.

374
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,046
Okay, we're
leaving now.

375
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,178
Maybe I can still
catch up with the kids.

376
00:12:25,352 --> 00:12:27,006
But Gretchen's
onto something.

377
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,529
[silly vocalizing]

378
00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:29,879
Lin, she's just drunk.
Let's go

379
00:12:30,052 --> 00:12:32,142
before she asks us
for a ride home.

380
00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:36,190
Bobby! Psst.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

381
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,974
What? What is it?

382
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,542
You have fur on the back
of your costume, Bob.
What?

383
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,456
And tiny little
scratch marks. Oh, God!

384
00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:44,197
Oh, God. I ki...

385
00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:46,461
[whispers]:
...killed Francis.
[groans]

386
00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:49,419
[squeaking]

387
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,726
Psst! Milo?!I'm so glad
you guys are here.

388
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,467
They're gonna
pee-balloon us

389
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:54,860
any minute now.

390
00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:56,557
Oh, yeah, we're glad
we're here, too.

391
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,038
So, uh, yeah,
you know what?

392
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,386
Oh, this just came to mind.

393
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,215
Howdo you get to the ferry?

394
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,913
Oh, ah, okay, just follow
this road down the hill

395
00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:05,567
and turn right
at the stop sign.

396
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,394
Now help us
break out of here!

397
00:13:07,568 --> 00:13:08,918
LIZARD:
There's kids loose!

398
00:13:09,091 --> 00:13:09,918
Let's get 'em!

399
00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:11,528
Run!

400
00:13:12,529 --> 00:13:14,357
[laughing]

401
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,837
You're in trouble!

402
00:13:16,011 --> 00:13:17,404
Get it?!
LOUISE:
Yes!

403
00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:18,927
You can't outrun number one!

404
00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:20,408
LOUISE:
Yes, we can!

405
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:21,712
[panting]

406
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,585
Three, please.

407
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,543
Let's get off this
godforsaken island

408
00:13:25,716 --> 00:13:27,588
and back to the armpit
we call home.

409
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:30,200
I can't wait
to be back in my own house,

410
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,332
in my own pajamas,
in my own Dutch oven.

411
00:13:32,506 --> 00:13:33,551
So long, island!

412
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,119
[screaming in distance]

413
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,556
Oh, those kids
are really getting it.

414
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,080
I remember Hell Hunt.

415
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,777
Still can't stand the sight
of eggs.

416
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,256
Won't eat 'em,
won't touch 'em.

417
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,040
What about a
nice egg salad?

418
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,433
No more egg talk! Yes,more
egg talk!

419
00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:48,043
MAN:
Aah.
Eggs!

420
00:13:48,217 --> 00:13:50,394
Let's go, Gene!

421
00:13:51,568 --> 00:13:53,092
Tina, come on!

422
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,096
But Milo and Ned are back there,
and they need us.

423
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,400
[pained screaming]

424
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:58,880
Do they, though?

425
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:01,100
Tina, this
isn't our fight!

426
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,625
Do you really want to stay
here and get pee-ballooned?

427
00:14:03,798 --> 00:14:06,453
Yeah. I can pee on myself.
I don't need any handouts.

428
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:09,760
Listen, this town gave us
the best candy we've ever seen.

429
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,458
We owe it to them to go back.

430
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,375
Great. Now my candy
tastes like guilt!

431
00:14:14,548 --> 00:14:16,202
Aah! Fine!

432
00:14:16,376 --> 00:14:19,466
We'll go back and save
Milo and what's-his-face,

433
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,990
but I get to
slap Gene.
That's fair.

434
00:14:22,164 --> 00:14:25,038
[yells]
Aah! I banish you
from the land of Latifah!

435
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,087
Okay, so all we have to do is
sneak up to the tennis courts,

436
00:14:32,261 --> 00:14:34,134
take out the guy
guarding the gate,

437
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,484
fight off four teenagers
and free the kids.

438
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,051
I zoned out.
Say that again.

439
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,618
We just need some kind
of distraction.

440
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,750
[tires squeak,
phone ringing]

441
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,274
I'll be right there.

442
00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:46,841
I'm just stopping to
get gum and some t-pons.

443
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,063
Distraction located.

444
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:54,153
All right, who wants
the first pee balloon? You?

445
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,111
No.
You?
No.

446
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,591
And... send.

447
00:14:57,765 --> 00:14:59,201
[phone beeping]

448
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,769
[phone beeps on]

449
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,250
Hell, yeah.
I just got a text from Amanda.

450
00:15:03,423 --> 00:15:06,993
"Pool party at the Wagner house
with me and the girls!"

451
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,864
What? That's awesome!

452
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,126
Ugh. It's kind of cold
to go pool hopping.

453
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,649
[phone beeping]

454
00:15:12,823 --> 00:15:14,173
"The Wagner's pool is not cold."

455
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,350
That's weird.
Okay, let's go!

456
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,394
What about
Hell Hunt?Are you crazy?

457
00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:20,222
These girls are seniors.

458
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,095
I heard Amanda's got
a belly button ring.

459
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,879
Well, I heard she can tie
a cherry stem with her butt!

460
00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:27,187
I heard she has
to special order her bras!

461
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,884
This thing is like
a remote control.

462
00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:30,407
They'll do whatever I say.

463
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,148
Tell them to push
their butts together.

464
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,671
Give them French accents.

465
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,238
She says hurry.

466
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,936
And that we're really cute
when we hurry.

467
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,503
Hey, get all your farts
out now before we get there.

468
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,028
[whirring]

469
00:15:42,201 --> 00:15:44,378
[crickets chirping]

470
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,511
Help! Help!
Let us out of here!

471
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,078
[grunting]
Help!

472
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,690
Queen Latifah, give me strength!

473
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,215
[groaning]

474
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,693
[metallic creaking]

475
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,434
Thanks, guys.

476
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,437
Oh, oh, thank you.

477
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:03,091
I'm not a big
fan of pee,
right, Ned?

478
00:16:03,265 --> 00:16:05,355
Well, we've got
a boat to catch.

479
00:16:05,528 --> 00:16:08,357
Hold on.
I'm not done
with this yet.

480
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,754
These teens messed
with the wrong kids-- us.

481
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:15,061
[phone beeping]

482
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,409
"Sorry we are late.

483
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,629
"We are getting our boobs ready.

484
00:16:18,802 --> 00:16:20,370
"You boyz go skinny-dipping.

485
00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:22,067
C U soon to skinny-dip."

486
00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:23,591
All right,
let's pop off our pants.

487
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,249
There's a lot of
carrots in that stew.

488
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,293
[whoops]
This is awesome!
We're skinny-dipping!

489
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,644
It's gonna be even better
with girls, I bet!

490
00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:35,254
Okay, let's get
to the ferry.

491
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,169
This candy's not
gonna eat itself.

492
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,606
We should steal their clothes
and throw them in the ocean.

493
00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,260
Or we could take pictures
of them,

494
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,306
and then later,
we can look at them.

495
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,480
That would show them!

496
00:16:44,654 --> 00:16:46,134
Fine, I'm gonna
get started.

497
00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:48,136
Chocolate, caramel,
lollipop, hot sauce.

498
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,790
Yes! That's it!

499
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,749
Let's put hot sauce
in their underwear!

500
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,620
Does that even
do anything?

501
00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:56,275
Yeah, if there's one thing a
wiener hates, it's hot sauce.

502
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,885
I learned that
the hard way.

503
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,626
Mmm. Taco on the toilet.

504
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,280
Why doesn't everybody do this?

505
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,846
[screaming]

506
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,286
11 years old
and still learning every day.

507
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:13,596
♪ And that's amazing grace. ♪

508
00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:16,251
Who would like
to pay tribute to Francis? Mike?

509
00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:18,340
Every time I delivered
mail to Teddy,

510
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,212
Francis greeted me
with a friendly...

511
00:17:20,386 --> 00:17:22,519
♪ Wee, wee, wee-wee,
wee, boop-doop-doop. ♪

512
00:17:22,692 --> 00:17:24,391
Something like that.

513
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,653
What do I do? Teddy's gonna
kill me for killing Francis.

514
00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:28,176
You got to tell him.

515
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,005
A guinea pig.
What is it?

516
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,615
Anyway,
I'm Dennis.

517
00:17:31,788 --> 00:17:34,923
Thank you guys.
That was beautiful. Bob,

518
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,445
do you want
to say anything?

519
00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:39,231
Yes. Uh,
Francis was a great animal.

520
00:17:39,405 --> 00:17:43,018
She went through her life
with such poise...

521
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:46,673
I can't do this.
Teddy, I killed Francis.

522
00:17:46,847 --> 00:17:48,501
What?!
I-I didn't
even know I did it!

523
00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:50,677
I couldn't feel her underneath
this stupid fat suit

524
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,375
that you made me wear!

525
00:17:52,548 --> 00:17:54,028
Oh. Oh.

526
00:17:54,202 --> 00:17:57,728
[squeaking]Oh! Oh, God.

527
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,339
Damn it.[squeaking]

528
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,384
You could have been
summer Frankenstein.

529
00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:05,345
Summer Frankenstein
wasn't good enough for you.

530
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,693
I'm really sorry, Teddy.

531
00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:09,305
She gave me the best
14 years of my life.

532
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,046
Wait. She was
14 years old?

533
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,481
How long do they
usually live?

534
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,309
I don't know.
Three to five years.

535
00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:16,877
Uh, she was a 154
in guinea pig years.

536
00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:18,488
Uh, you probably
shouldn't have painted her

537
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:19,968
black and orange, man.

538
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,709
Yeah, she got
real dizzy.

539
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,405
She kept trying
to eat her paw.

540
00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,712
Wait. Why would you spray-paint
your guinea pig, Teddy?

541
00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:27,976
For the party, 'cause
it went with everything.

542
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,673
I know... Lin, I know that.

543
00:18:29,846 --> 00:18:31,500
But why, Teddy,
would you do that?

544
00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:32,675
It's pretty stupid.

545
00:18:32,849 --> 00:18:34,374
I got caught up
in the party.

546
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,723
Okay, Bob.
We both killed her.

547
00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:38,377
Fair enough.

548
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,509
Well, now I can
get a ferret. Anyway,

549
00:18:40,683 --> 00:18:41,858
thanks for coming, everybody.

550
00:18:42,032 --> 00:18:43,383
Sorry I called you
all murderers.

551
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,298
If anyone wants me
to burn them a copy

552
00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:47,865
of this Spooky SoundsCD,
just let me know.

553
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,217
They're not coming.
I'm getting pruney.

554
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:52,782
Let's get out of here.

555
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,349
Chill out with your
dills out, man.

556
00:18:54,523 --> 00:18:56,047
Don't be lame.
I'll call her.

557
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:57,919
[phone ringing through]

558
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:58,920
What the...?

559
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:01,051
[phone ringing]Hey!

560
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,097
Bye!

561
00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:07,406
[panting]
I should have
just taken one!

562
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,497
Those full bars
are weighing me down!

563
00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:14,587
[yells]

564
00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:17,416
No!

565
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,895
Louise?

566
00:19:19,069 --> 00:19:20,723
How many pairs of underwear
did you hot sauce?

567
00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:23,249
Only one of them...
wore underwear!

568
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:24,858
Huh. Huh.

569
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:26,903
[yelling]

570
00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:28,471
Oh, you are dead!

571
00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:30,430
My baby!

572
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,432
Come here!

573
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,477
[grunting and groaning]

574
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,261
Our pee!
Ew!

575
00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:38,307
And so,

576
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,917
the hell hunters become...
the ones

577
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,789
who are being hell-huntered.

578
00:19:42,963 --> 00:19:45,096
Well put.Thanks, guys.

579
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,836
Mess 'em up!Bye, Milo.

580
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,448
Bye, Milo's friend.

581
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:49,491
We'll probably come back
next Halloween.

582
00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:51,058
No, we won't!

583
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,452
Yes!
No!

584
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,932
Ooh.
Gross. Have you guys
seen my phone?

585
00:19:56,106 --> 00:19:57,544
Geesh!Uh, actually some kid... Ow!

586
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,240
I'm getting
hit with...
Ugh, forget it.

587
00:19:59,414 --> 00:20:01,634
Bye!BOY:
Yes! Yes!

588
00:20:08,945 --> 00:20:10,817
Ooh, so close!

589
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,038
Ugh! No fair.

590
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,518
I lost all my
full bars.

591
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,303
You can lick my wrappers.

592
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,868
Or I can eat
your wrappers!

593
00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:20,522
Nothing will ever
replace my baby,

594
00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:23,308
but these full bars
are coming pretty close.

595
00:20:23,482 --> 00:20:25,180
There's my
little cavities!

596
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,269
Yeah, how was your first
Halloween without me?

597
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:28,662
Pretty boring, I bet.

598
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,316
Uh...
Um...

599
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:31,490
Your father
killed a guinea pig!

600
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,926
He squashed
it with...Lin!

601
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,493
Oh, tell us about that!

602
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,669
Was it in self-defense?

603
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,060
Did he disrespect
your woman?

604
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,540
No. I just...
rolled on to him.

605
00:20:38,714 --> 00:20:39,759
Yay!Yay!
Oh, yeah!

606
00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:41,240
Here's what
happened.
Mm-hmm.

607
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:45,808
It was a dark
and spooky night.
I knew it!