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Welcome back to
Get On Up
with Chuck and Pam.

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Flu season is right
around the corner.

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So our local beauty expert
will be here

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to show you how to look hot,
even if you have a cold.

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[sultry voice]:
Ah-choo.
Gesundheit.

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[laughing]

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Gesundheit.

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Are they the cutest couple
on TV or what, Gene?

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Yeah, if you like white people.

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Now look away, Mom.

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What? Why?Dad's hogging the bathroom

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so I'm using the guest bathroom!Ugh, Gene.

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Come on, you've let me
do it before!

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Fine. But move the dishes.

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[sighs happily]

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Aw, Gene!
That's my spot!

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That's funny.
It smells like my spot.

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[sniffs]

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Asparagus!

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I've been using the toilet
like an idiot.

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ANNOUNCER: are you a
fisherman who hates fish?

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A pediatrician who hates kids?
We want to talk to you.

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Also, want to be part of
our new cooking segment?

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If you're a local chef,
send us a tape!

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[gasps]
Oh, my God... B-Bob!

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Get in here!What? What is it?

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You gotta make
an audition tape

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to do a cooking segment
for Get On Up!

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Oh, no. I don't...
I don't think so.

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Oh, come on, Bob.
You'd be great!

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No, no, that's...
that's not for me.

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I mean, sure, it'd be fun
to be a celebrity chef, but...

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Whoa.
Whoa!
Whoa.
What?

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When did a cooking segment turn
into being a celebrity chef?

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That's not what I meant.

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I meant cooking segment.
Forget it.

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Rachael Ray over here.With bigger hips.

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Stop it.
Go to school.
Fine!

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As long as we're giving orders,
put some clothes on!

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Leave something to the
imagination, for God's sakes!

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[clears throat]

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Look at me.

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Is no one going to comment
on my Sasquatch mask?

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Middle child.

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Anything for attention.

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Where'd you get
the mask from?No. No. No!

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Thanks for asking.
Peter Pescadero.

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He said he'd give it to me

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if I taught him
how to pop and lock.

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Lucy Lock-it
lost her Pop-it.

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Now you.

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Lucy Lock-it
lost her...

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What kind of a god
would give you those legs

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and no rhythm?!

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This mask is gonna
make me the new "it" kid.

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As in, "What is it?"

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"It's that kid in the mask."

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"Ohh..."

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LINDA:
Come on!
Let me film you!

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No.
Yes.

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No. No.
Yes. Yes!

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Fine!
Yay!

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Kids, we're making an
audition tape for your father.

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Hello, Gene.
You look intriguing today, son.

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Why, thank you, Mother!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.

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[growls]

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Okay, are you ready? Action!

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[sighs]

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Okay. So, uh, I am preparing

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the Onion-tended
Consequences burger.

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Now, first you have
to caramelize the onions.

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And no, I don't
mean add caramel.

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Ha!
Heh.

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Then you add some fresh thyme,
which I have right here.

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Then it's time to add
the goat cheese.

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And voilá.
[yells]

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Notice me!

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LINDA:
And cut.

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Got a little weird at the end,
but they'll get the idea.

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Honey, why don't you

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take that off, huh?

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Take what off?
This is me now!

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Heard that before.

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This is me now!

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This is me now.

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This is me now!

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[phone rings]

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Hello? Yes, he's right here.

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Bob! Bob!

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It's
Get On Up!

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Uh, hello.

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You loved it?

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Ooh!
Really?

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Ah!
Uh, that's great.

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Oh!
Of course I can come in.

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Ohh!
Bring the whole family?

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Woo!
Um, sure.

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I can cook the... Oh.

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Okay, bye.

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[Bob screams]

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Ah! Ha-ha!Cooking segment!

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Cooking segment!Cooking segment!

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LINDA:
Oh!
Whoa.

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[clears throat]
I mean, it's um, you know,

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it's gonna be good
for the restaurant.

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Yeah.That's the important thing.

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But we can still
jump up and down!

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LINDA:
Ahh-ha-ha! We're doing it.

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Oh, my God.
Woo!
Yay.

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Should he be sweating
like that?

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BOB:
Ow. Ow. Okay stop.

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LINDA:
Oh, my God, this is so exciting!

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[sing-song]:
I know.

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Hi, you must be Bob.
I'm Kevin.

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Let's introduce you
to Chuck and Pam.

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Don't ask them
any questions, obviously.

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And don't touch them,

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but also don't make
too much eye contact.

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Everybody's friendly...

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Bob!

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We just loved your tape.

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Well, some of us did.

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Oh, hello.

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Are you a little bunny?

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[sniffing]

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[whispering]:
I smell fear on you.

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Okay. I don't like that one.

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So, Bob, you'll
stand over here,

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and then we'll put Gene here.

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Huh?
What?
CHUCK:
Yeah. Exactly like in the tape.

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I knew it! I mean,
I had no idea, but...

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yes!
No, no, no, no, no.

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It's great. It's like when they
got a chimp on The Today Show.

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Yeah, that was in the '50s,

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but sure, let's base all
our decisions on that.

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I think it could go viral!

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[gasps]

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I'm gonna have
two little stars!Oh, great.

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CHUCK:
Well, I don't know about you,
Pam, but that is certainly

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Mm-hmm.some of the cutest baby panda
footage I've ever seen.

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Oh.

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So I'll do all the talking
and you just nod, all right?

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Yes. Check.

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And entertain the crap
out of everybody.

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No, no, no, not that.
Okay, just...Blow their minds. Got it.

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Gene, stop it. Don't do that.I got it. Go, go,
go, go, go, go.

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Okay, and now it is time
for our new segment,

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"Hey, Good Cookin'."

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And today's chef is
Bob of Bob's Burgers.

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And who is this furry fella?

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I'm... the Sasquatch Kid!

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No wait, Burgerfoot!

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No, Beefsquatch!

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Right. Um...

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And today, uh...

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we're making the
Bruschetta Bout It Burger.

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So we start with some
fresh mozzarella,

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and some basil...

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Mm, mm, mm.Gene. Stop it.

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Pop-it-lock-it-
pop-it-lock-it.And then we, uh,

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add some oil and vinegar
to these, and...

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I want beef!

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Oh.
[gobbling]

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[laughing]

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Beefsquatch likey like.

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[laughs]

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[laughs]

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[laughs]

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Ha ha ha! Beefsquatch.

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[gobbling]

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Oh, boy.Beefsquatch!

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So they want Bob and Gene
back next week.

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They said it got the most
response of any segment

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since they showed Pam
getting her tubes tied.

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The fallopian on that woman!
Eh...

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Bob, you excited or what?

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Bobby?
No, Teddy. I'm not.

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Why not?He's just mad
'cause he thinks Gene

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Beefsquatched all over
his special moment.

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Don't, Lin. Don't use
that as a verb.

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It's just... it's not
what I envisioned, Teddy.

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'Cause it was horrible.

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It was great!

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I knew this mask
was powerful!

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So, who wants to touch
and/or be touched

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by a famous person?

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Can I please have
my mask back?
No!

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I explicitly said
no backsies, Peter.

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In this country,
no backsies means something!

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Now go pop and lock!

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But I don't want
to do it anymore.

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Go!

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Lucy Lock-it
lost her Pop-it...

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[sighs]

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[Gene whistling]

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Brush, brush, brush.

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BOB:
Gene.
Hmm?

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I need you to do something
for me. It's... It's important.

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I'm not pulling out your long
eyebrow hairs again, Dad.

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No, it's not...
Wait, are they back?

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Oh, yeah.
Yeesh, that is bad.

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Anyway, I was
thinking maybe, um,

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could you, uh, tone it down
out there a little?

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Like, uh, let me
explain the recipe?

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Try to entertain 'em a little?

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Sounds crazy,
but you got it, Dad.
Great.

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I'll just wait for you
to succeed or fail.
Thanks.

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Could go great,
could be a disaster...Okay. I got it.

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Psst. Psst.

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Hi.
Hi.

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My mom lets me come
to all the show tapings,

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as long as it doesn't interfere
with school work.

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It does.
Okay.

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You're a VIP, right?

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Did you get to meet Pam?

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Who, the host lady? Yeah.

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[moaning]

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Are you okay?
I'm fine.

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So did you, like,
I don't know,

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taste her hair or anything?

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No. I didn't think of that.

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I guess I could have.

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[moaning]

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She was swooshing
her hair all around.

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[moaning]

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I'm gonna turn this way.[moaning]

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So to make our Mediterr-Ain't-
Misbehavin' Burger,

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we have some feta cheese...Mmm.
Mmm.

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and, uh, of course
some eggplant...

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Hmm.
Yum.

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Uh, actually, these eggplants
were freshly laid

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by the chickenplant
this morning.

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[Bob chuckles]

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Anyway, so with these...

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Uh, Pam, why don't you
give the audience

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a chance to get the joke.
Chickenplant.

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[laughs politely][clears throat]

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[hums]

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Oop, I think this one's
hatching right now.

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[hums nervously]

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I'll save you,
boring cook!

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[laughing]

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Beefsquatch!

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[laughs]

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Okay, okay, that'll be $5.

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Throw in another five
and he'll burp in your face.

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Wow! Look at all these people

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that came 'cause of
the show, Bobby!
Uh-huh.

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Oh, my God, it's great
for the restaurant,

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just like you wanted!

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Yeah, it's all just
how I wanted it.
Mm-hmm.

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Hey. Nice dish tub.

254
00:08:33,381 --> 00:08:34,817
Thanks.
You want to go out?

255
00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:36,777
Wow, you must really
like dish tubs.

256
00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,692
Are you that boy from
the studio audience?

257
00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,215
Shh-shh-shh.

258
00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,912
Look, there's something here.
We both know it.

259
00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,479
Let's just take it
and run with it.

260
00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,873
Um... Okay.
Could be worse.

261
00:08:45,915 --> 00:08:47,048
"Could be worse."

262
00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,701
[fake laugh]

263
00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:51,095
Guess who's gonna get
an arm put around them?
Me?

264
00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:53,270
[both laugh awkwardly]

265
00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:55,273
Can I get your autograph?

266
00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:56,623
There you go, Toots.

267
00:08:56,665 --> 00:08:58,320
Beefsquatch signed it.
Oh, my God!

268
00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,322
I'll sign it.Ow!

269
00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:03,280
"Keep sizzling. Bob."

270
00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,369
There you go.

271
00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,761
Who are you?Who are you,huh?

272
00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:08,417
Old man freak.You idiot kid.

273
00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,071
LINDA:
Oh, my God, I can't believe

274
00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,899
we were invited to
Chuck's pool party.

275
00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,335
[laughs]

276
00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:14,815
It'll be swarming
with celebrities!

277
00:09:14,857 --> 00:09:17,077
Remember, they're just normal
people like you and me.

278
00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:20,124
Oh, my God, it's local
weatherman Scott Bags!

279
00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:22,386
Scott! Say "cold front!"
Say "cold front!"

280
00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,432
Linda. Stop it.
Cold front!

281
00:09:24,475 --> 00:09:25,826
What? He's the weatherman!

282
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,174
Last one in
the pool is Tina!

283
00:09:27,217 --> 00:09:28,916
Ah!

284
00:09:28,958 --> 00:09:30,481
Hey... Oh.

285
00:09:30,525 --> 00:09:32,135
Hey, hey!
You guys made it!

286
00:09:32,179 --> 00:09:34,616
Come on, Linda.
Let's get tanked!
Yeah.

287
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,706
Uh, thanks for, uh,
inviting us, Chuck.

288
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,403
You're in the inner circle, Bob.

289
00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,623
Think of us as your family now.Okay.

290
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,929
So, you and Linda swing?Uh, no.

291
00:09:42,972 --> 00:09:45,062
[chuckling]:
Okay. I'll take that
as a yes.

292
00:09:45,105 --> 00:09:46,411
Wink.
No, I...

293
00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,412
Steve's wife! You likey?

294
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:48,717
Um.
No? Why not?

295
00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:50,067
Body? Face?
[clears throat]

296
00:09:50,110 --> 00:09:51,415
Both. Okay.

297
00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,201
Hey, Steve, you likey?Um, Chuck...

298
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,985
Hey, be open to it.
Be open to it.I really don't think this...

299
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,335
I thought I told you
you were in the inner circle.

300
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,250
Right.
And the only rule
in the inner circle

301
00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:00,903
is that you're open to it,
so if Steve's in...

302
00:10:00,947 --> 00:10:02,384
Oop, Steve's not interested
anyway, never mind.

303
00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,038
We're divorced, you know.

304
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,952
What?
Mm-hmm.

305
00:10:05,995 --> 00:10:08,129
[gasps]
Oh, my God, you're divor...
I can't believe that.

306
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,392
Yeah, we are.You two look so happy on TV.

307
00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:11,610
Ugh.
What happened?

308
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,134
Fame!
No.

309
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,134
Yes.
No.

310
00:10:14,177 --> 00:10:16,224
Yes.
Fame's great, I thought.

311
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,442
Fame tears families apart.
No.

312
00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:20,663
What?
That, and the fact that

313
00:10:20,706 --> 00:10:23,274
I refuse to live in a house
with low-flush toilets.

314
00:10:23,317 --> 00:10:25,841
I deserve the full flush, Linda.

315
00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:27,538
Of course you do, honey.

316
00:10:27,582 --> 00:10:29,019
Thank you.
Yeah.

317
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,152
[toilet flushes]

318
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,283
BOB:
Damn it.

319
00:10:32,326 --> 00:10:34,067
[flushes again]

320
00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:36,591
Stupid toilet.

321
00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,549
I'm Bob from Bob's Burgers.

322
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:41,075
Eggplants come
from chickenplants.

323
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,206
[laughs as Beefsquatch]

324
00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:44,294
Hilarious!
That's so Bob!

325
00:10:44,338 --> 00:10:45,687
Nailed it, Beefsquatch!

326
00:10:45,731 --> 00:10:47,908
Hey. Are you making
fun of me?
No.

327
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,778
No, Dad. No.

328
00:10:49,822 --> 00:10:52,302
That mask has turned you
into a real jerk, Gene!

329
00:10:52,346 --> 00:10:55,263
I think you mean megastar.

330
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,394
Oh, my God,
they're making a scene.

331
00:10:56,437 --> 00:10:57,961
You two stop it!

332
00:10:58,004 --> 00:10:59,441
No. Let them fight.

333
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,312
Everybody look that way.

334
00:11:01,355 --> 00:11:02,662
There she goes.[vomiting]

335
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,272
Maybe I should just quit.

336
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,708
Do it! Leave the entertaining
to the pros... meaning me

337
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,537
and other people
with masks!

338
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,191
No, you know what?

339
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:13,019
It's time for you
to learn a lesson.

340
00:11:13,062 --> 00:11:14,369
Watch your back,
Beefsquatch.

341
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:15,979
Why don't you watch it
for me?

342
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,373
'Cause I'll be shaking it
right in your face!

343
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,721
And it'll look like this!

344
00:11:19,765 --> 00:11:21,811
Ba-baba-
bo-bo-eh-eh...

345
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,596
[laughs]

346
00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:26,163
It's not funny, Chuck!

347
00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:27,947
It's pretty funny!

348
00:11:33,213 --> 00:11:36,086
I'm gonna make this show
a living nightmare for you.

349
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,697
You're gonna wish
you'd never been born,

350
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,524
meaning I wouldn't be born!

351
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:41,918
What can I get my favorite
father-son team?

352
00:11:41,961 --> 00:11:43,092
Separate dressing rooms.Separate dressing rooms.

353
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,312
And a piñata and large
satin pillows. Now!

354
00:11:45,355 --> 00:11:47,096
And Greek yogurt.

355
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,272
Two-percent for me.

356
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,665
Just the plain is fine
for both of us!

357
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,712
Louise! Psst! Come here!

358
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,975
I'm trying to sabotage
Beefsquatch

359
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,019
and I need your help.

360
00:11:56,062 --> 00:11:58,020
Well, first of all,
I'm flattered...

361
00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,370
Shush. Is there anything I can
do to throw him off his game?

362
00:12:00,414 --> 00:12:01,764
Dynamite in the burger.

363
00:12:01,807 --> 00:12:02,634
More subtle.

364
00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:03,765
C4.
Move off explosives.

365
00:12:03,809 --> 00:12:05,462
Habanero peppers.
A lot of them.

366
00:12:05,506 --> 00:12:06,769
Yes! You're a genius!

367
00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:07,509
Oh, stop.

368
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:08,815
Get me habanero peppers!

369
00:12:08,857 --> 00:12:10,293
I'll call my guy.
Ring, ring.

370
00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:11,817
Let me talk to him.

371
00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,688
That's a fake phone.I don't care.

372
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,691
What's your name?
I don't speak Spanish.

373
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:19,346
I do.
Hola, combre se hombre,
habanero pepper.

374
00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:22,176
Caw, caw, caw!

375
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:25,134
Caw!I get it. I'm in
your dressing room.

376
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,658
Oh. Listen, I need you

377
00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:29,052
to help me sabotage Dad
on the show.What a day!

378
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:32,490
I was thinking, what if I
mislabeled Dad's utensils?

379
00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,404
Write, like, "eggbeater"
on the spatula,

380
00:12:34,448 --> 00:12:36,364
and "oven" on the cutting board.
Hmm?

381
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,452
Or what if you put superglue
on them?

382
00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:39,846
Yes! But can you do it?

383
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,629
The last time I used superglue,

384
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,633
I accidentally glued my wiener
to my remote control helicopter.

385
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:49,115
Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh! Oh, oh...!

386
00:12:49,158 --> 00:12:51,379
Accidentally on purpose.

387
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:53,816
Hello, my lady.

388
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,513
Hello, my boyfriend Nathan.

389
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,864
So, how about we take this
to the next level?

390
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,474
You wanna make out?
Okay, on three.

391
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,692
One... Ah...

392
00:13:01,736 --> 00:13:04,260
No. I mean, take me
backstage to meet Pam.

393
00:13:04,304 --> 00:13:06,785
Wait, are you only going out
with me to get to Pam?

394
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,221
Don't tell me how to love you!

395
00:13:08,264 --> 00:13:10,441
Nathan, you might be in this
for the wrong reasons.

396
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,833
I think we
should break up.

397
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,269
Fine. Throw away
the best thing

398
00:13:13,313 --> 00:13:14,793
that's ever happened to you.

399
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,707
I don't really think
this is the best...

400
00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:19,275
But know this!
I will taste Pam's hair!

401
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,671
And there's nothing
you can do to stop me!Let's stay friends.

402
00:13:22,713 --> 00:13:24,542
It smells like it's time
for our favorite segment...

403
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,717
"Hey, Good Cookin'"!

404
00:13:26,761 --> 00:13:28,850
So, whatcha got cookin' up
today, Bob?

405
00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:31,201
Well, Chuck, it's the
"I'm Gonna Get You
Succotash Burger."

406
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,812
[chuckles] That's rich.

407
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,596
So I'm just chopping up
some tomatoes.
Mm-hmm.

408
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,510
And then I'm
going to, uh...

409
00:13:36,553 --> 00:13:38,251
You all right there?Yeah.

410
00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:39,078
Mm-hmm.
That's funny.

411
00:13:39,121 --> 00:13:40,688
I'll hold onto that.

412
00:13:40,731 --> 00:13:43,431
Well, why don't we just
get the burger on the bun?

413
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,866
How 'bout that, Chuck?Okay.

414
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,129
Gene!

415
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,217
ALL:
Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!
Beefsquatch!

416
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,743
Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!
Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!

417
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:54,181
Well if it isn't
Mr. Spatula Knife Hands!

418
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,442
Oh, hi, Beefsquatch.

419
00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:56,748
Go ahead.
Have a burger.

420
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,706
Don't mind if I do!

421
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,884
[grunts, screaming]

422
00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:05,192
[laughing]
I put peppers in it!

423
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:09,370
You bastard!
I'm gonna get you for this!

424
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,024
Bring it on, Beefcrotch!

425
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,461
[screams]

426
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,985
[screams]

427
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,991
[laughter]

428
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,868
[spitting]:
Kitty litter!

429
00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,322
What a crazy couple weeks, huh?

430
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,105
Anyone want to talk about it?

431
00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:52,020
I just got out
of a serious relationship.

432
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:52,892
Tina, shush.

433
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,544
Well, I am doing great!

434
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:57,113
How about you, son?Great here, Dad.

435
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,768
Why don't you give
me a big hug!
Love to.

436
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,465
That would be great.

437
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,466
[both grunting]

438
00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:04,947
LINDA:
Oh, bullhonk!

439
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:07,471
Pam warned me about this
when she was binge-drinking.

440
00:15:07,514 --> 00:15:09,429
She said fame
destroys families.

441
00:15:09,472 --> 00:15:11,475
And this family's going
right in the crapper.

442
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,476
So that is why...

443
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,610
I think you two
should quit the show.

444
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,307
Tell him to quit.Tell him to quit.

445
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,264
Him!
Him!

446
00:15:18,307 --> 00:15:19,527
Well, I quit!

447
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,224
The dirty tricks department
is closed!

448
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,529
What are you
talking about?

449
00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:24,096
Nothing.
Forget it.

450
00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:25,924
Hey, we had some good times,
didn't we?

451
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,187
Were you helping him?Were you helping him?

452
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,536
Jinx.
Yeah, I'm out!

453
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:30,625
I'm sick of your dark,
twisted games.

454
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,408
I'm going
to go take a shower.

455
00:15:32,452 --> 00:15:33,628
Wash this filth off me.

456
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,195
Filthy!
Filthy!

457
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,892
Look, if you guys
aren't gonna quit,

458
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,937
then I'm gonna go talk
to Chuck and Pam myself!

459
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,027
Pam and I are tight!
She'll put an end to this.

460
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,418
No.What?

461
00:15:42,462 --> 00:15:43,768
But what about all that stuff
you said

462
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,856
about fame destroying
relationships?

463
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,816
That's just something
famous people say.

464
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,123
Look, we've struck gold here,
and I will be damned

465
00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:52,908
if I'm gonna let some mama bear
come in here and ruin it!

466
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:55,215
So unless you work
for the network or the affiliate

467
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,652
or the FCC, I can legally
pretend that you don't exist.

468
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:58,740
Well, you're not
getting rid

469
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,350
of this mama bear
so easy!

470
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,394
Yes, I am. Security.

471
00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:04,701
Hey! Oh, ooh, ooh, ah, ooh!

472
00:16:07,269 --> 00:16:10,360
CHUCK:
Hey, you see
those guys over there

473
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,363
with the untucked
dress shirts?I'll go tuck 'em in.

474
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,842
No, no.
They hate that.

475
00:16:14,885 --> 00:16:16,452
That's the VP and assistant VP
of programming.

476
00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:17,976
They're talking
about a spin-off.

477
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,803
A spin-off?Your own show, guys,
with me producing.

478
00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:21,327
It could be bigger
than Get On Up.

479
00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:22,764
Well, bigger than Get On Down,

480
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,504
which is the midnight
rebroadcast of Get On Up.

481
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,462
We're gonna be
moderately wealthy!

482
00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:28,509
I could date someone
half my age...

483
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,466
five-and-a-half-year-old
starlet.

484
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:31,903
Yeah, so it would really seal
the deal

485
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,253
if you guys would, you know,

486
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,037
physically attack each other
a little bit. Or a lot.

487
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,385
Interesting.

488
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,561
Sure.
Mm-hmm.

489
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:38,953
Makes perfect sense, right?

490
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,042
It's a cooking segment,
so, yeah.

491
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,261
Great! And physical violence
on three.

492
00:16:42,304 --> 00:16:44,524
I'm not doing it.One, two, three.

493
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:45,613
Physical violence!Physical violence!

494
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,571
Have you seen
my mom anywhere?

495
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,442
Yeah, I threw her out.
But that's funny.

496
00:16:49,485 --> 00:16:52,272
I just let you go backstage
a second ago.

497
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,360
Huh.
I wonder where I was going?

498
00:16:54,403 --> 00:16:56,275
NATHAN:
Just let me taste it!

499
00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:58,191
Get off of me!

500
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,278
Hey, Tina,
check out Tina.

501
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,496
Nathan! No!

502
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,195
No, no, no.

503
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,370
What is going on?!

504
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,500
Let me go!

505
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:05,459
I don't think that...

506
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:06,807
we can stay
friends.

507
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,288
Security!

508
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:09,115
Hey, Mom.

509
00:17:09,157 --> 00:17:11,160
What the...?

510
00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:13,857
Oh, sorry. This is
my ex-boyfriend, Nathan.

511
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,556
Aw, you two couldn't make it
work?

512
00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:17,384
No, we couldn't make it work.No.

513
00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:20,169
And eight, and nine,
and ten...

514
00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:21,910
PAM:
Oh, wow!

515
00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:23,432
CHUCK:
Looking mazel-tough,
Exercise Rabbi.

516
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:27,523
PAM:
Call the fire department
'cause my buns are burning!

517
00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:29,090
Speaking of buns,
I think I can smell some.

518
00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:31,354
And it must be time for...
"Hey, Good Cookin'"!

519
00:17:31,397 --> 00:17:33,226
So, what's cookin', Bob?Well, Chuck,

520
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,228
it's the Every Breath
You Tikka Masala Burger.

521
00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:37,490
[chuckles]We start with a
little coconut milk.

522
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,057
Mm-hmm.
Right?
There it is.

523
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,711
There's the coconut milk.
No one cares.

524
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,234
And then,
some curry paste...

525
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,800
You want me to
even pick it up

526
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,106
'cause no one's listening?

527
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,717
Whatever, whatever.
Just move it along.

528
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,284
So, yeah, that's
curry paste.

529
00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:50,112
GENE:
I'm bored up here!

530
00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:52,332
Yeah, should I go to the next
ingredient or just...?

531
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,246
Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!

532
00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:54,421
Beefsquatch!

533
00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:55,464
Beefsquatch!

534
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,552
More scotch.

535
00:17:56,596 --> 00:17:57,380
Beefsquatch!

536
00:17:57,423 --> 00:17:59,121
GENE:
My ears are burning!

537
00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:03,385
Beefsquatch
took you down!That's it!

538
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,084
Beef fight! Beef fight!
Beef fight!

539
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,214
Come here, beef boy!

540
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,433
[Gene yelling]

541
00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:11,307
No matter what,
don't stop rolling.

542
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:12,090
[both grunting]

543
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,440
Oh, my God!

544
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:15,876
They're gonna kill each other!
On TV!

545
00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:19,663
Are you not entertained?!

546
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,709
No... a little.Not you!

547
00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:26,321
Oh, stop it! Stop it!

548
00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:28,193
Oh, Louise, Tina, Boy-Tina,

549
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,239
we gotta get in there!

550
00:18:30,282 --> 00:18:33,241
Anyone want to help me
throw this through the window?

551
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,722
You're a bad, bad boy!

552
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,594
It stinks in here!

553
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,815
Bob, Gene,
look at yourselves!

554
00:18:40,857 --> 00:18:42,295
You're father and son!

555
00:18:42,337 --> 00:18:44,384
You're supposed to love each
other, not kill each other.

556
00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:46,125
This isn't the Bible!

557
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,563
This show has torn my family
apart long enough! It ends now!

558
00:18:49,605 --> 00:18:53,087
Kids, cover your ears.
FCC, here comes Linda!

559
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,961
Dagnabbit, pee popper,
nuts to poppa, stinka boob taka,

560
00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,789
momma kaga, poopa daddy!

561
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,269
What was that?

562
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,010
I'm cursing on live TV!

563
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,969
Uh, those aren't curse words.Not even close.

564
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:07,493
Okay.
Well, how 'bout this?

565
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,059
No, no!
No nudity! No nudity!

566
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:09,886
[screams]

567
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,019
Aw, sick!

568
00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:13,194
This is to save my family!

569
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,935
A-boobity-
boobity-boobity-boo!

570
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:15,588
Wow.

571
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:16,198
Whoa!

572
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:17,025
Whoa.

573
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:18,374
DVR! DVR!

574
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:20,288
You said to keep rolling.We're done. We're done.

575
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,161
Yeah, by the way,
the same thing happened

576
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,336
with the chimp on
The Today Show.

577
00:19:23,378 --> 00:19:24,641
Shut your mouth!

578
00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:25,598
You have a smart mouth.You have a smart mouth.

579
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:26,990
Oh, you shut that.
Shove it!

580
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,428
Wow.
Yeah, no kidding.

581
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:31,560
I can't believe
she did that... for us.

582
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:34,346
Yeah, milk, saving families.
What can't breasts do?

583
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,435
Milking the cow!
Milking the cow!

584
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,873
Listen, I'm sorry, Gene,
about everything.

585
00:19:38,915 --> 00:19:41,354
I let the whole TV thing
go to my head.

586
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:43,224
No, I'm sorry.

587
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,227
This thing turned me
into a monster!

588
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:48,317
But I'm not a monster!
I'm a real boy!

589
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,537
Come on, Dad! Solidarity!

590
00:19:50,579 --> 00:19:52,191
Oh, God.
[chuckles]

591
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,105
Gene, you have
let yourself go.

592
00:19:54,148 --> 00:19:55,802
Bobida-boobida-
bop-bop-bop-ba!

593
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,457
Ah, okay, well, now,
now we stopped rolling.

594
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,806
So there's no need for you...

595
00:19:58,848 --> 00:19:59,936
Ah, what the hell.

596
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,895
Boobity-boobity-ba-bida-ba.

597
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:02,853
Ha-ha!

598
00:20:02,896 --> 00:20:04,246
I love you, Dad!

599
00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:07,554
I love you, too, son!I love you, Pam!

600
00:20:07,596 --> 00:20:10,077
REPORTER:
And so, facing major fines
from the FCC,

601
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:13,951
this long-running talk show
may have had its last word.

602
00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:16,214
Just a little too [chuckles]
titillating.

603
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:19,086
Well, you two may be regular,
unfamous schmucks now,

604
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,307
but at least
this family's back to normal.

605
00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:22,351
Amen!You said it!

606
00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:24,005
Single and ready
to mingle.

607
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:26,355
Yeah. And thanks, Lin, for
showing us some perspective.

608
00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:28,662
Among other things.

609
00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:30,707
Show's over, Teddy.
Come on.

610
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,884
Sorry, Lin. It's just, ah, you
imagine something for so long,

611
00:20:33,927 --> 00:20:36,104
and then what you thought
was pink is brown,

612
00:20:36,146 --> 00:20:38,237
and what you thought
was symmetrical is not.

613
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,413
It's just unsettling.Teddy, please.

614
00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:42,284
Gene, what'd you do
with your mask?

615
00:20:42,327 --> 00:20:44,286
Did you throw it
in a volcano?

616
00:20:44,329 --> 00:20:46,375
Nah. I gave it back
to Peter Pescadero.

617
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,595
I promised him he would
pop and lock his way

618
00:20:48,637 --> 00:20:50,291
to a better life,
and I did not deliver.

619
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,119
Another child left behind.

620
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:54,339
Well, it's certainly nice
to have the old Gene back.

621
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,644
[farting sound]
What?

622
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:58,082
I said it's nice
to have the old...

623
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,432
[farting sound]It's nice...

624
00:20:59,474 --> 00:21:00,867
Okay, I'm done
talking to you.