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[video game music playing]

2
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That's the song
I want to lose it to.

3
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Mm-mm-mm!

4
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This is
exciting, right?

5
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A video game, right
here in our restaurant.

6
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Yeah, I used to be pretty good
at this game, too.

7
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By which, I mean best
in the entire school.

8
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Wow.Yeah.

9
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We would not have been friends.

10
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I think we would
have, Louise.

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I was very cool.

12
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I'd be your friend.

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I don't care
if nobody likes you.

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It's him or
us, Tina!

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Uh, I don't know.

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Don't make me choose.

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Yeah, I think this could
bring in some real business.

18
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Maybe enough that we can
finally get that new vent hood.

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Oh, or we could get
sailing lessons.

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Or we could buy gift cards.

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They're as good as cash.No.

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We could buy an island.No.

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And then a smaller island
nearby, for farting.

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Did somebody say
sailing lessons?

25
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That's a great idea!

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You said that.
Oh.

27
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Okay, let's not get ahead
of ourselves, all right?

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Fart island.Sailing lessons.

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God.

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[video game music playing]

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Look out!
Ketchup bottle.

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Agh!

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GENE, LOUISE and TINA:
Ooh!

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I know, I know,
the ketchup's a killer.

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But I got on the board.

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80,000 points!

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B-O-B... one.

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"BOB1."

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Hey, Burgerboss!

40
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You play?

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Ah, a little.

42
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Well, why don't you try
beating my score?

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Okay.
Go ahead.

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All right.
[sighs]

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Yeah, you like
how these fingers feel, hmm?

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Yeah, you do, don't you?

47
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Huh?

48
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Yeah, I bet you never had
someone this good.

49
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Aw, you make me
feel like a king.

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Jimmy, my kids
are right here.

51
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Ooh!

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Please stop,
we're just leasing it.

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JIMMY:
Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, your corners are so smooth.

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Mm-hmm.

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Ooh, something to hold on to;
I like that.

59
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[sighs]

60
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You got over
300,000 points!

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Ah!

62
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Dad, what was your score again?

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Never mind, Louise.

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What was it though?Mm-mm.

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See you, Bob.

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Call me next time
you find something

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that you think
you're good at.

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Oh, hey,
almost forgot.

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Mm-mm-mm-mm. Huh.

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[gasping]

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BOB:
Oh, ha-ha.

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"Bob Sux."
That's, uh,

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that's really funny, Jimmy.

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[laughs]

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Then, you know,
when I beat your high score,

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I'm gonna write,
"Jimmy Pesto is an idiot

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"and he doesn't know
how to spell 'sucks.'

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And he's dumb!"

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Dad, he's gone.

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I saw.

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Okay, enough is enough.

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He's not gonna taunt me
on my own turf, Lin.

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Okay, you know,
I'll just unplug it.

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Maybe that'll erase
the high scores, right?

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Yeah.

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[video game music playing]

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Ah, that didn't work.

88
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You know what? I'll take
care of this myself.

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All right, well, hurry up.

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It's the kids' night
to do the dishes,

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so we're gonna have to
do them all over again

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before we go to bed.

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I'll be right up.

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This won't take long.

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Just gotta...
[knuckles cracking]

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shake off the rust.

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[crickets chirping]

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[video game sound effects]

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[birds chirping]

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[sighs]

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Come on.LINDA: Bobby?

102
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Uh-huh?Could you take
a break from that

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and help me with the grill?

104
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One second.

105
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No, this second, Bobby!

106
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You played that thing all night.

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Are you kidding me
with that pickle?!

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[grunting]

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I saw that!

110
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Oh, Bobby,
is this turning into

111
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another one of
your peeing races with Jimmy?

112
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It's not called a
peeing race, Lin.

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It's called a
pissing contest.

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Well, you know
how these things turn out.

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Hmm.

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Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

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Mm.

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Eh?

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[grunts]

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How about this?!

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Nuh-uh!

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Hmm.

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I'm telling you, Bobby,

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you should learn
to just ignore Pesto.

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Hey, kid, back off.

126
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I feel your breath on my hip.

127
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I did it, Lin!

128
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Kids, come look!

129
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Did you beat Jimmy?

130
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What? No.
I broke 100,000.

131
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Fantastic!

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[whispers]:
Was it obvious I don't care?

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Just smile and nod.

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Well, I'm on my way
is my point.

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LINDA:
What?

136
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Again?I can't stop now, Lin.

137
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Not until I can erase "Bob Sux."

138
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What's wrong
with your hand?

139
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Nothing.

140
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Oh, my God. Oh, God.

141
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Redrum. Redrum.

142
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Uh-oh, Bob.
You better go easy.

143
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You could have
the carpal tunnels.

144
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It's just a cramp.
I must be dehydrated.

145
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[grunting]

146
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Ew.

147
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This can't happen now.

148
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Maybe I should see a doctor.Good.

149
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Otherwise, I might
have to stop playing.

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Ugh!

151
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GENE:
Please tell me they shoot webs.

152
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Are we finally
getting a falcon?

153
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I think
they're flattering.

154
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Like wrist corsets.

155
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The doctor said
with these splints

156
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and these pain pills,
I should be good to go.

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Oh, he didn't tell you
to lay off the game?
No!

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I can tell
when you're lying, Bob!

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Whenever you lie,
your eyes get crossed a little.

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The doctor said
the last thing...

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Look, they're crossing.

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I'll just shut
them. Ready?

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Okay.

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He said the last thing
you want to do

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is stop playing.You're so full of it.

166
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What's gonna happen
if you can't use your hands?

167
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Yeah, how are we gonna do our
hitchhiking across America trip?

168
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Who's gonna play
harp at my wedding?

169
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And how will we become a famous
father-son close-up magic team?!

170
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[door opens, closes]

171
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Lin?

172
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Oops. Overslept.

173
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Well, might as well take two.

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Morning, babe.

175
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Sorry I got to bed
so late last night.

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W-Where's the game?!
The game is gone!

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Bob, calm down.

178
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I got rid of the game.

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What?! Why?!

180
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Look at, look at me.

181
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It's an intervention.

182
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You have a problem.

183
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Yeah, yeah!
I do, Lin!

184
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"Bob Sux" is
on the game!

185
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And I need to
get it off!

186
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I'm gonna track
down that game,

187
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and I'm gonna knock "Bob
Sux" off the board!

188
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Okay, Bobby, okay.

189
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I'm not leaving any
stone unturned, Lin!

190
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They're all
gonna be turned!

191
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All the stones!

192
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Okay. Look at me.

193
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Look at me.
Happy times.
I'm furious!

194
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I had the video game company
take your game away

195
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because I love you.
Mm-mm.

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It's like the time you took away
the credit card from me

197
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when I was ordering
all those porcelain babies.

198
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♪ If you're not real

199
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♪ Then how come
I feel this way? ♪

200
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♪ Little babies.

201
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Come here.

202
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[kissing]

203
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Come here.
Aw, little baby.

204
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[kissing]

205
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Linda, listen
very carefully.

206
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What?Where did they take the game?

207
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Miles away by now, Bobby.

208
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Just forget about it.
Where?!

209
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Where did they take it?!

210
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You're spitting on me.

211
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Wait!

212
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Wait! Stop the truck!

213
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That's my game!

214
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Genie's out of
the bottle now.

215
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The whole world
will know "Bob Sux."

216
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This isn't over, Jimmy.

217
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I'm gonna find that game.

218
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And when I do, I'm gonna wipe
that smirk off your...

219
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Damn it.

220
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Check Family Funtime.

221
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That's where old games
go to die.

222
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[slowing down]:
Bleep-bloop-bloop-bloop.

223
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That's the sound
of a game dying.

224
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[music playing]

225
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Ah, there it is.
Burgerboss.

226
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No adults allowed
without kids.

227
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Oh, come on, buddy.

228
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Why can't you just
let me play the game?

229
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Hmm, I don't know.

230
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Because I'm an adult and,
oh, guess what, so are you.

231
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Well, I have kids,
sir, all right?

232
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They're just not with me.

233
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So I'm gonna be playing...

234
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

235
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I'm gonna need you
to go ahead and step away.

236
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Well, I just forgot
my keys, so...

237
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[gibbering]

238
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I forgot, I'm a cop!
Let me in!

239
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I know that trick, too!

240
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That's my badge
right there!

241
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Let me see that badge.

242
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No, I know it's
not a badge!

243
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Well, you better believe
I'll be back!

244
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Not without children, you won't!

245
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There he is.

246
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It's nice to have you
here for dinner, Bob.

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Sorry, Lin.

248
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Hey, uh, I have
to do a thing.

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With the kids.
What?

250
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We have a thing?Yeah.

251
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But I don't have
anything planned

252
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until my birthday next year.

253
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You're taking
the kids out?

254
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Yeah. Well, it's,
um, it's a secret.

255
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For you.

256
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Oh!

257
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I love secrets.

258
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Tell me!

259
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Well, this wouldn't be
a secret if I told you.

260
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Does it have anything
to do with jazz?

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Mm, maybe.
Oh!

262
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No, no, it's not jazz.

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[gasps]

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It's sailing lessons!

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You were listening!

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What?

267
00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:58,259
Right, yes.

268
00:07:58,302 --> 00:07:59,303
Sailing lessons!

269
00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:00,175
Sailing lessons.
That's...

270
00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:01,697
How did you guess?
Oh!

271
00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,961
This is going to be
very good for you children.

272
00:08:04,004 --> 00:08:05,745
You can join
the yacht club.

273
00:08:05,788 --> 00:08:07,137
White sweaters around
your neck,

274
00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,401
the gin and tonics,

275
00:08:09,444 --> 00:08:11,012
shoes without socks,

276
00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:11,795
private fireworks.

277
00:08:11,838 --> 00:08:13,622
Kapow!

278
00:08:13,666 --> 00:08:15,016
When do the classes start?

279
00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,278
Um...
Ba-boom!

280
00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:17,452
Tonight, in
five minutes.

281
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,540
We gotta go.
Come on.

282
00:08:18,584 --> 00:08:19,934
Anyone else think it's odd

283
00:08:19,976 --> 00:08:21,326
our first sailing lesson
is at night?

284
00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,413
No!

285
00:08:22,457 --> 00:08:23,502
Probably a lot
of class work

286
00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,329
before they let you
out on the boat.

287
00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:26,505
All right,
we gotta go, come on.

288
00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:27,855
Let's go learn
how to tie knots.

289
00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,552
Tying knots! Yay!

290
00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,119
I'm gonna stow away
in a rope bin

291
00:08:31,161 --> 00:08:33,337
and fight a rat
over a block of cheese.

292
00:08:33,381 --> 00:08:34,557
If we see any mermaids,

293
00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,907
I'm gonna ask them
where their mer-ginas are.

294
00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:39,562
We're not taking
sailing classes, you rubes.

295
00:08:39,605 --> 00:08:41,302
Where are you really
taking us, Dad?

296
00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:42,522
All right, here we are.

297
00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,740
Whoa. Family Funtime?

298
00:08:44,784 --> 00:08:47,091
Now, if that guy asks,
you're my kids, okay?

299
00:08:47,134 --> 00:08:48,265
We are your kids.

300
00:08:48,309 --> 00:08:49,832
I know, but rub
it in his face.

301
00:08:49,876 --> 00:08:53,315
Excuse me,
my kidsand
I would like to come in.

302
00:08:53,357 --> 00:08:54,750
We were made
by this guy.

303
00:08:54,794 --> 00:08:55,621
Yeah.

304
00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:57,231
He had sex, then
we happened!

305
00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:58,581
Deal with it!

306
00:08:58,625 --> 00:08:59,929
I was wrong about you.

307
00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,628
They're beautiful.
GENE:
Thanks!

308
00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,020
Here.

309
00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,544
What is this?
Oh, that's one token.

310
00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:06,894
That's a token.Okay, and then more.

311
00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:08,198
All right, have fun.And then more?

312
00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:09,113
Have fun.We need more!

313
00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:10,331
Can't. Gotta go.

314
00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,638
We can't play
any games with one!

315
00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:13,073
Ugh!

316
00:09:13,116 --> 00:09:15,597
We could go around and look
for interesting throw-ups.

317
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,600
There's one.
There's one.

318
00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,080
I've got a better idea.

319
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,298
You know what's free?

320
00:09:20,341 --> 00:09:21,517
Loading.

321
00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:23,736
Freeloading.

322
00:09:23,779 --> 00:09:25,739
Let's go crash
that kid's party.

323
00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,000
Oh.
Oh!

324
00:09:27,043 --> 00:09:29,264
All right, uh,
who needs a piece of cake?

325
00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:30,874
Who wants a piece?

326
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:32,179
We do!Cake, please!

327
00:09:32,222 --> 00:09:33,442
Thanks, that
kid's mom.

328
00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:35,530
Um, how do you know Kevin again?

329
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,619
Soccer.Church.

330
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,054
Desert Storm.

331
00:09:41,144 --> 00:09:42,451
Nice move.

332
00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:43,669
Thanks, kid.
Do you mind?

333
00:09:43,712 --> 00:09:45,192
You're kind of
crowding me.

334
00:09:45,235 --> 00:09:46,933
Ketchup, top left, in three,

335
00:09:46,976 --> 00:09:48,849
two, one.

336
00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,327
Whoa. How'd you know?

337
00:09:50,371 --> 00:09:52,591
Well, I don't want to crowd you.

338
00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:57,770
Are you D-R-L?

339
00:09:57,813 --> 00:09:59,380
It's pronounced "Darryl."

340
00:09:59,423 --> 00:10:01,296
D-Darryl, don't go.
I-I need your help.

341
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,037
Whoa, what's wrong
with your hands?

342
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,081
Polio?

343
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,299
Carpal tunnel.

344
00:10:05,342 --> 00:10:06,649
How old are you?Old.

345
00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:08,259
Do you have a job or
you live with your mom?
Job.

346
00:10:08,302 --> 00:10:10,434
What's your job?I have a burger restaurant.

347
00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,394
Really? Is that so you can
get better at the game?

348
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:13,481
It's unrelated.

349
00:10:13,524 --> 00:10:15,048
Listen, I need to beat
this high score,

350
00:10:15,091 --> 00:10:17,006
but I can't get past level 29
and that stupid chicken leg.

351
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,618
What the hell
does a chicken leg

352
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,009
have to do with
hamburgers, anyway?!

353
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,010
Easy, easy!

354
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,230
Ow. Damn it.

355
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,100
What's your
name, anyway?

356
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:24,624
I'm Bob.

357
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,451
Of "Bob Sux."
Ouch.

358
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,538
Who did that?

359
00:10:27,582 --> 00:10:29,149
A guy. Jimmy Pesto.
I hate him.

360
00:10:29,192 --> 00:10:30,280
I got a bully, too.

361
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,413
His name's Tyler.
Picks on me every day.

362
00:10:32,456 --> 00:10:33,980
Oh, that's cool.
So, will you help me?

363
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,330
Sure, step aside.

364
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:36,548
No, no, no.
I gotta do it myself.

365
00:10:36,591 --> 00:10:37,898
I don't know, man.

366
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:38,899
Your technique's sloppy
and your stance--

367
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,378
why are you
standing way back?

368
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:42,250
You got to press your wiener
against the game, like this.

369
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,730
See? Yeah.

370
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,034
Okay, all right.

371
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:45,993
Wow. Oh.

372
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,602
Yeah. Wow.

373
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,171
I'll teach you,
ifyou beat up Tyler.

374
00:10:50,213 --> 00:10:51,040
How old is Tyler?

375
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,086
He's 12.

376
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,043
Well, uh, we'll see.

377
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,350
Okay.

378
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,307
I can't really
shake, 'cause my...

379
00:10:57,351 --> 00:10:58,875
You want to just
maybe E.T. it?

380
00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:00,398
God, Ialmost
want to beat you up.

381
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,225
KEVIN: This isn't
a bar mitzvah!

382
00:11:02,269 --> 00:11:04,359
I'm not Jewish!
KIDS:
♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila...

383
00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:11,888
Ahoy, there, mateys!

384
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:14,499
So... what
knots did you learn?

385
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,804
Knots Landing?
[laughs]

386
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:16,980
Oh, my God.

387
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,504
They learned a ton
of knots, right?

388
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,375
Mmm-hmm. Mm-hmm.Yeah. Uh, absolutely.

389
00:11:21,418 --> 00:11:22,332
TINA:
Yeah. A lot.Like what?

390
00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:24,292
Uh... the fish noose.

391
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,729
Yeah.
LINDA:
Ohh.
The walrus's surprise.

392
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,730
The... cake and ice cream.

393
00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:30,907
Ooh!
That one sounds complicated!

394
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,256
When do I get to go
sailing with you guys?

395
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,432
Oh, uh,
soon, Lin, soon.

396
00:11:35,476 --> 00:11:37,347
Ooh! I can't wait!

397
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,480
I'm gonna start putting
my hair up in a ponytail.

398
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:40,917
Why not pigtails, Mom?

399
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,265
Twice as classy.

400
00:11:42,309 --> 00:11:44,528
I'd go with a flat-top--
but, hey, it's your head!

401
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,403
Time to take my awesome pills.

402
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,753
Am I glowing?

403
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,145
I feel like I'm
glowing, Darryl.

404
00:11:52,188 --> 00:11:53,364
[echoing]:
Hi, Bob.

405
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:54,582
Oh hey, Burgerboss!

406
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:55,715
[echoing]:
Lookin' good.

407
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,106
[chuckles]

408
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,239
Thanks.
Are you high?

409
00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,370
No. You kidding?

410
00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:00,589
A little bit. Yes.

411
00:12:00,631 --> 00:12:02,024
Video games and drugs--

412
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:04,288
those two things don't mix.Shut up.

413
00:12:04,331 --> 00:12:06,159
You're not too zonked to
beat up Tyler, are you?

414
00:12:06,202 --> 00:12:07,682
No. Who's Tyler?

415
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,163
Who's Tyler?
Tyler's my bully!

416
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,339
He could show up at any time!
Come on, Bob, focus!

417
00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:13,820
Right, right, right, right.
Let me just take one more pill.

418
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,865
Happy Birthday,
Samantha and Margaret!

419
00:12:15,908 --> 00:12:18,259
Our names are
Jennifer and Kyrsten!

420
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,347
We're always
mixing you two up.

421
00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:21,653
Hey, Dad, get in on
this pizza!

422
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,480
No pizza!
He's in training.

423
00:12:23,524 --> 00:12:25,570
Hope you get your
lost manhood back, Dad.

424
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,442
Take good care of our father,
strange nerd!

425
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,791
No funny business.

426
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,272
I'm not a nerd!
I'm a video game enthusiast.

427
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,187
['80's style rock song beings]

428
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,057
♪ Close to the top!

429
00:12:35,101 --> 00:12:37,278
See that? Now notice this.

430
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:43,413
♪ Groping for glory, yeah

431
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:49,245
♪ I know... Yes.

432
00:12:49,289 --> 00:12:50,899
♪ Sometimes in life

433
00:12:50,943 --> 00:12:52,596
♪ You just gotta say
I don't give a damn ♪

434
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,120
♪ Ha-ha!

435
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:59,299
♪ Groping the night away, yeah

436
00:12:59,342 --> 00:13:01,998
♪ Shoot your arrow in the sky

437
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:06,133
♪ Tell the gods
you'll never die ♪

438
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:10,876
♪ You're a real special guy

439
00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:14,096
♪ The towel's there,
but don't throw it in ♪

440
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:18,144
♪ If you do,
you cannot win ♪

441
00:13:18,187 --> 00:13:20,059
♪ That's how rules work

442
00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:23,062
[screams]

443
00:13:23,105 --> 00:13:25,239
♪ Crawl up the mountain
on hands and knees ♪

444
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:30,634
♪ It's stained with
the blood of your enemies ♪

445
00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:32,899
♪ Groping for glory...

446
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:36,423
I've eaten nine birthday cakes,
and I still feel empty.

447
00:13:36,466 --> 00:13:38,207
I mean, who are these people?

448
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,730
Who are you, who am I?

449
00:13:39,774 --> 00:13:41,951
I'm calling it.
This party is dead.

450
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,212
Okay. Let's go.

451
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,346
There's gotta be something
bigger we can crash.

452
00:13:46,389 --> 00:13:48,043
[Gene growls]

453
00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:49,263
Glencrest Yacht Club.

454
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,611
I'd crash that.

455
00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:52,308
I don't know if I can
have any more cake.

456
00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:55,485
What about crab cake?Hmm, I could make some room.

457
00:13:55,529 --> 00:13:59,011
Hi, I'm here for the orphan
benefit, Tots Without Yachts?

458
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:00,013
I'm the orphan.

459
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,361
I'm Whit Worthington's
ward, Wayne.

460
00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:03,015
I'm here to change the
lightbulb in the lighthouse.

461
00:14:03,058 --> 00:14:04,365
Wait. What?

462
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,279
We're gonna breeze right past
you now. Thank you.

463
00:14:06,322 --> 00:14:07,585
GENE:
Mm-hmm-hmm.

464
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,673
[indistinct conversation,
laughter]

465
00:14:10,674 --> 00:14:12,807
Wow. It must
be yacht prom.

466
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,418
This is the
Commodore's Ball.

467
00:14:14,461 --> 00:14:15,942
You know what?
Just give me the tray.

468
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,899
And make some
mini pizza bagels.

469
00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:19,553
Thank you.

470
00:14:19,596 --> 00:14:21,033
This is for you.
For your effort.

471
00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:23,166
There are more of these tickets
where that came from.

472
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:26,255
So keep this guy happy.

473
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,605
Ow! Time to reload.

474
00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:31,130
This goes in here.

475
00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:34,003
And this goes in here.

476
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,395
Oh, my God, oh, my God--
Tyler's here.

477
00:14:35,438 --> 00:14:36,831
This is not a drill.

478
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,835
Tyler?
My bully!

479
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,532
W-- Wait-- What're you doing?
What're-- Don't.

480
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:42,969
This will make
you look tough.

481
00:14:43,011 --> 00:14:44,534
And this will make
you feel tough.

482
00:14:44,578 --> 00:14:47,147
Hey, Darryl, I don't have a lot
of shirts, so don't do that.

483
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,278
Oh. I thought your arms
would look bigger.

484
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,106
Let's put
these back on.

485
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,716
Oh, lookie
what time it is.

486
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,588
Punch-thirty.Nice one, Ty.

487
00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:55,677
Say something tough.

488
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,591
Say something like
"punch-thirty,"

489
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,765
then attack them all.

490
00:14:57,808 --> 00:14:59,375
Uh, hey, guys,
listen, all right?

491
00:14:59,419 --> 00:15:00,942
I'm an adult.

492
00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:03,510
And it's, uh, it's
gonna get kind of heavy here.

493
00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:05,077
Hold on, I forgot
the bicep band.

494
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:05,991
Okay, punch his face!

495
00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,601
What the hell, man?

496
00:15:07,644 --> 00:15:09,472
I'm not punching
any faces, okay?

497
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,519
I'm gonna talk to the faces.

498
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:12,999
What are you doing, Bob?
Kick his ass!

499
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,000
I got it, Darryl.

500
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:16,306
Look, I know you, right?

501
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,047
You're Tyler.

502
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,397
And you have fun beating up
Darryl, here, all right.

503
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,269
But Darryl, he doesn't like it.

504
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,967
And let's be honest, there's
a race thing going on here.

505
00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:28,404
Darryl, you're something...
right? Black?

506
00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:30,277
That is not the issue.

507
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,105
I beat him up
'cause he's a nerd.

508
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,149
All right, I got an idea.

509
00:15:33,192 --> 00:15:34,846
Hold on, I'm just
gonna take a pill.

510
00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:35,803
Mmm.

511
00:15:35,846 --> 00:15:37,587
Darryl, I want you to smile.

512
00:15:37,631 --> 00:15:39,373
No.
That's good.

513
00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:41,635
And Tyler, I want you
to also smile.

514
00:15:41,678 --> 00:15:43,551
No way.
[whispers]:
I'm so high.

515
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:46,032
Okay, now, guys,
just touch...

516
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:49,817
touch your smiles
together, okay?

517
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:51,471
This is going really well.

518
00:15:51,514 --> 00:15:53,299
So now that we got that...

519
00:15:53,342 --> 00:15:54,996
[snoring]

520
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,738
Bob? Bob?

521
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,260
Bob?!

522
00:15:58,304 --> 00:16:00,220
Your bodyguard's
asleep, wuss.

523
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,873
[grunts]
Ow!

524
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:02,961
That's for standing
up for yourself.

525
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,875
[gasps]

526
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,618
Chicken leg!

527
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,272
Aah! What're you doing?

528
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,100
Yeah, Bob!
Unleash the beast!

529
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,535
No mercy!

530
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,888
Ah! Relish hole!

531
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,020
Run! This guy's crazy!

532
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:23,982
Fantastic. Not my problem.

533
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,897
Thanks for coming
to Family Funtime.

534
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,072
Drive safe.

535
00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:29,075
[humming]

536
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,293
BOB:
Chicken leg!

537
00:16:30,336 --> 00:16:32,294
[thud]Ow! I fell down.

538
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:40,042
Help! There's a
crazy man chasing me!

539
00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:47,267
Yes! Tomato slice!

540
00:16:47,309 --> 00:16:48,745
Take that!

541
00:16:48,789 --> 00:16:50,443
[screams, car alarm whoops]

542
00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:53,011
What do you think
those are for?

543
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,361
You get one for
every octopus you kill.

544
00:16:55,404 --> 00:16:57,015
I'm taking one.

545
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,974
Can I have that?

546
00:16:59,756 --> 00:17:01,542
I wish I'd met you sooner.

547
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,586
I wonder what you looked
like 15 minutes ago.

548
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,243
Dad! Some hairy guy's
trying to kill me!

549
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:11,116
Burgerboss is gonna get you!

550
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,117
Oof!
Hi, Dad.

551
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,249
Bacon-wrapped scallop?

552
00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,336
Sure.

553
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,295
[phone rings]

554
00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:16,383
Hello?

555
00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:18,124
Hi. Is this Mrs. Belcher?

556
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,777
Yeah.

557
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:20,951
SECURITY GUARD: I'm calling from
Glencrest Yacht Club.

558
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,127
Ooh!

559
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,564
We need you to come
down here right away.

560
00:17:23,606 --> 00:17:26,000
[gasps]
Okay!

561
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,698
[humming happily]

562
00:17:27,741 --> 00:17:30,440
Moisten the mizzenmast!

563
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,181
What?
You know what I mean!

564
00:17:32,224 --> 00:17:34,530
That thing.[kids grunting]

565
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,097
The mizzenmast!

566
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,317
All right!

567
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,276
[Linda hums happily]

568
00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:42,104
♪ Three-hour tour...

569
00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:43,671
You must be Linda Belcher.

570
00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:45,890
Yeah! How'd you know?

571
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:47,413
Your family's in
the trophy room.

572
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:48,632
Follow me, please.

573
00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:50,807
Trophy room!

574
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,375
[slurping]

575
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,247
[quietly]:
The mayor is here.

576
00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:55,813
Hi, Mayor!

577
00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:57,163
[sighs]

578
00:17:57,205 --> 00:17:59,251
I'm glad you made it here
so quickly, Mrs. Belcher.

579
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,991
We need your help with...

580
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:01,992
...this.

581
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,385
[gasps]

582
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,431
[grunts]

583
00:18:04,473 --> 00:18:05,953
Get away from me!

584
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,564
What the hell's going on here?

585
00:18:07,607 --> 00:18:09,261
It's the Commodore's Balls.

586
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,176
Your husband just
barged in here.

587
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:14,222
We caught your children stealing
food and regatta pennants.

588
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,484
And oyster forks.

589
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,662
[grunting]

590
00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:20,750
Princess Mayonnaise!
We'll go back to back!

591
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,275
Let's fight our way out!

592
00:18:22,317 --> 00:18:25,059
All right, someone better tell
me what the hell's going on!

593
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,192
Is this sailing class?

594
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:28,846
Uh...

595
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,673
Dad was using us to
get into Family Funtime

596
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,327
so he could get
better at Burgerboss.

597
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,461
Now he's in a k-hole.

598
00:18:34,503 --> 00:18:35,896
He tried to make me
kiss another kid!

599
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,072
You deserve it!

600
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:39,204
Who are you people?Who the hell are you?

601
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,728
I'm Tyler's father!

602
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:41,858
And the president of this club.

603
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,296
Ooh!

604
00:18:43,338 --> 00:18:44,557
Oh.

605
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,777
Why didn't you tell me
this was going on?

606
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:49,779
We were kind of busy,
partying our nuts off.

607
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,304
Yeah, we were at Family Funtime.

608
00:18:51,346 --> 00:18:52,392
Partying our butts off.

609
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:53,697
I said "nuts"!

610
00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,221
You know,
I'm so disappointed.

611
00:18:55,263 --> 00:18:57,222
This whole time, I thought you
were taking sailing lessons.

612
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,267
[crowd laughs, scoffs]

613
00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,616
Oh, shove it. Judge me.

614
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:01,965
JIMMY:
Ah, hello, Linda.

615
00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:03,881
You're a member here, Jimmy?

616
00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:05,883
Soon. Top of the wait list.

617
00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:08,146
I forget, uh,
you guys members?

618
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,670
[laughs]

619
00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:12,151
All of this is because you
went and wrote "Bob Sux"

620
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,413
on a video game.

621
00:19:13,455 --> 00:19:15,458
You.
Aw, you're right, Lin.

622
00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:17,112
Let me see if I can
help out, huh?

623
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,287
Bob sucks!

624
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,984
[yelling]
[laughs]

625
00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:24,205
Jimmy, you're just as pathetic
as Bob with your peeing races.

626
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,076
"Peeing races"?
What are "peeing races"?

627
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:29,211
That's not going to go over well
with the membership committee.

628
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,211
Sounds like a sex thing.

629
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,344
It does.

630
00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:33,432
But... [stammering]
Aw, come on, guys!

631
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,651
Come here, you!

632
00:19:34,694 --> 00:19:37,132
We're leaving,
you pill-popping liar.

633
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,220
Ow. Ow.
Come on!

634
00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:39,829
Ow.

635
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,615
Your mini pizza bagel, sir.

636
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:43,703
I don't even
want it anymore.

637
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:47,055
Hold on. Yes, I do.

638
00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,625
Lin, I'm really sorry
I lied to you.

639
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,192
And did drugs.

640
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,540
And used your children.

641
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,890
Use it or lose it, right, Dad?

642
00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:57,107
You know what, Bobby?

643
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:59,198
At the end of the day,
it's for the best.

644
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,112
Can you imagine being on
a boat with those people?

645
00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:03,549
Yeah. I mean, if we were gonna
have to be banned for life

646
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,247
from someplace,
I'm glad it's there.

647
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,162
Yeah, the caviar was too salty.

648
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,946
Well, technically,
caviar is salty, Gene.

649
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:12,340
Yeah, but I think they
salted it on top of that.

650
00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:14,169
They're idiots.[door bells jingle]

651
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,692
Oh, hey, Darryl.Hey, Bob.

652
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,259
So you're the video game coach?

653
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,260
And you must be Bob's wife.

654
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,522
She does have big boobies.

655
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,741
[chuckles]
What?!

656
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,395
Yeah, okay.
[laughs]

657
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,397
I might have said that
when I was high.

658
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,137
Well, I came by
to thank you.

659
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,140
'Cause of you, I'm not gonna
let Tyler bother me anymore.

660
00:20:29,183 --> 00:20:32,186
Really?!I decided I don't
want to be like you,

661
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,756
a 60-year-old man,
still battling his bully.

662
00:20:35,798 --> 00:20:37,278
[clears throat]
Okay.

663
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,759
Uh, I'm not 60, by the way.

664
00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:41,065
But, uh, I'm
glad I could help.

665
00:20:41,108 --> 00:20:43,241
And you know something,
I'm all right

666
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,244
with Burgerboss having
"Bob Sux" on the leaderboard.

667
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:49,248
Aw, I'm proud of you, Bobby.

668
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,161
Yeah.
Mm. Come here.

669
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,209
[quietly]: Hey, you're gonna
knock "Bob Sux" off the
leaderboard, right?

670
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,253
I'm on it.
Good.

671
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,690
Just change it
to "Fat Bob."

672
00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:57,907
"Dumb Bob" works too.

673
00:20:57,951 --> 00:20:58,909
Or "Hi, Bob!"