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♪

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LINDA: So, Bobby,
what are we gonna say

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to the bank manager
tomorrow?

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If we don't get those loans
restructured,

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we're up a creek.

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Screwed Creek.Don't worry, Lin.

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I got it all worked out.

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Veryconvincing stuff.

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Let's hear it.All right.

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Action!

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[clears throat]
As you know, sir,

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we have several loans
with your institution,

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all "past due."

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But what does "past due"
even mean, you know?

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It's brilliant!
There's no such
thing as time.

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Gene was past due
and he came out fine.

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I wish I stayed in there!Hey.

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Get out of there. Gene!Let me in!

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Let me back in!
Gene! Bob!

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Oh, God.
This is your son.

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Sorry, Gene. No backsies.

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You can't put the candy
back in mom's wrapper.

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You know, I have
at First Oceanside.

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So I might have some
pull over there.

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Thanks, Teen, but I think
I got this covered.

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No.Look, I know we owe money

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and my credit score's
on the low side, but...

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It is
the low side, Bob.

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It's kind of an inside joke
around here. Hmm.

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[laughs]:
That's funny-- but I would

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still like you
to look at the loan.

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No.

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Well, it's really
important that...

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Bob, I have to
take this call.

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That's... not a phone.

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Well I...
I still have to take it.

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Great. Well, then I will,

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leave you your piece
of paper phone call.

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I just wish that
you... nope.

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You know what,
forget it!

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"Always on your side."

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Ha! I'll
make a scene!

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Um... I'm
gonna leave.

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Hey, thanks, man.

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Whoa!

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Get a car, idiot!

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Gonna check on my money.

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The bank manager
didn't go for it.

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[sirens blaring]And he was mean.

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My God, Bobby, what'd you do?

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Nothing. I just punched
a cardboard cutout guy.

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I didn't even punch it,
I just flicked it.
Oh, Bobby.

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Man, I got to do this stupid
essay for English class

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on "someone important to me."

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I'd write
about the guy

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who flies the helicopter
on The Bachelor.

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Look at all
those police!

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This is a good time
for me to be stuck
in that tree again.

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LINDA:
Kids! Get in here!

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GENE:
Channel six news.

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They'll finger anything
with a pulse.

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I'm pretty sure
their slogan is,

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their "finger's
on the pulse," Gene.No!

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That can't be right.It's right.

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LINDA:
Ooh, SWAT team's here. Intense.

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That guy's important.
You can tell by the
way he points.

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[muffled shouting]He's fingering
right at us!

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BOSCO: Tell those guys to get
behind the barricade, now!

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There's a hostage
situation at the bank.

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We need this restaurant.

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[whispers]:
This is, um, interesting.

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The restaurant
will get on TV.I know.

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I was just thinking
the same thing.

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That's a lot of
coffee's going out.

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Write it all down,
all the coffees,
we got to keep track.

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OFFICER [on radio]:
Snipers are in position
on the roof.

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Oh, God, that's
embarrassing.

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Our gutters
are a mess.

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Hello. My name's
Louise.

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I would like to donate a piece
of my personal chalk

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in case you need
to outline a body.

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Is my money safe
in that bank?

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What are these kids
doing here!

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U-Uh, they're
our kids.

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They, uh,
work-slash-live here.

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Well, keep them
out of the way. You got me?

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Do I have
a hard line yet?Line's up.

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[heavy breathing]

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Who's breathing
on my line?!

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All I know is
I was just talking to Ken,

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and now I'm on hold at the bank.
Hey!

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Everyone shhhh!

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God, we're making the call.
Shut up.

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This is Sergeant Bosco,
and I'm in charge.

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Uh, who am I speaking with?

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All right, Mickey,

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how many people you
got in there? Eight.

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Okay, Mickey,
this is what we're
gonna do: You...

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Uh-huh.

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He wants pizza.Oh, come on.

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They always want pizza.

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Isn't there an Italian
place across the street?

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Jimmy Pesto's? Heard
that place was pretty good.

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Get six pizzas
over there quick.

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No. That could've
been huge for us.

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I hope this
standoff ends...

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pizza-fully.
[laughs]

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Pepper-ono-he-didn't!

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Ugh, you believe this?

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Pesto is getting
the free advertising

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we were supposed to get.

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[mechanical whirring]

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How does, uh...

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one get into robot driving?

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[gasps]
Did you go to robot college?!

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Come on,
give me your keys, Seth.

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[slurring]:
I'm fine.

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I only have
to drive .37 miles.

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We're in college, dude.

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Chillax.

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[retching]

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[panting]

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Are you sure
you guys are naked?!

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Totally.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh....

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[Gasps]
Oh! Ugh.

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I was just performing
routine maintenance.

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Doesn't anyone knock
around here?

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Geez.

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There's no such thing
as robot college.

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Not yet![gunfire]

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OFFICER:
Shots fired! Shots fired!

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[gasps]Finally, some gun play.

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Down in front! Thank you.

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That was the worst
pizza I ever had!

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Jimmy Pesto's is crap!

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[laughing]:
Yes!

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[groans]Ouch.

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Yeah. I'm sorry
about the pizzas.

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Um, what do you
want instead?

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Chinese?
Burgers.

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Mexican?This is a burger place.

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LOUISE:
What about Hot Pockets?

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Burgers are right here.Or nonfat
frozen yogurt.

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We're in a restaurant.
It's my restaurant.

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Ooh! How about
some sort of a

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Malaysian cuisine?Burgers.

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How about, uh...

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burgers?

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Okay, burgers it is.Thank you.

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Uh, fries, do they
want fries?

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All right,
Mickey, listen up.

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You want fries?

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Yeah, he wants
fries-- and a what?And a what?

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Here, you take the order!Oh, okay.

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Uh, Hi.

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Hi.So, uh... b-burgers.

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How about cheese?
How many we doing
with cheese?

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All right, who
wants cheese?

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Huh, everyone.

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God, what do I want?

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MAN [whispers]:
I don't want cheese.

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WOMAN [whispers]:
Just scrape it off.

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Um... be-be-bo,
be-be-booo.

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What does Mickey want?
Wh-What's your favorite?

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Well, the burger
of the day is, the, uh,

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"Chard to a Crisp" burger.

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What the hell is that?Oh, it's, uh... uh,

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burger with Swiss
chard on it.

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I was just having
fun with it.

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Look at you,
Mr. Creative.

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No... a little bit.

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What was your name again?Uh, Bob.

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Bob! What if you brought
the burgers over yourself?

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Uh...[whispers]: Say yes.
Say yes, Bob.

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Say it.[whispers]:
Please, I can't do that.

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O-Okay.MICKEY: [laughs]
Okay, Bob's in.

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Who needs these
scumbag cops, right?[nervous laugh]: Scum...

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Right?
Yeah.

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The cops are really...Scumbags!

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Yeah. Well, no.You can say it.

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Scrunched up faces
and their stupid arms...

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I'm gonna start
on those burgers, okay?

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Why do I need to wear this?

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'Cause you might get popped.

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I'm ready to be
the man of this family.

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I'm ready to call
you dad, Gene.

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No one's
calling Gene Dad.

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GeneDad!Time to go.
Let's move.

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Remember, Bob,
he's hot, you stay cool.

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Hot. Cool.
What are you?!

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Um, th-the guy
with the hamburgers.No, no, no.

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What are you,
hot or cool?

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Cool... oh, cool.You're ready.

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Okay. come here,
come here, come here.

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Come back safe, Bobby.
All right?
Let's go, Bob.

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I love you, Father!I know.

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Bob, let's go.
[kissing]Hold on one second...

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Bob.
Yep.Dad, if you die,

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I'll have to write
my report on GeneDad.Timing is everything here, Bob.

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Let's go.No, if you die, I'll
write my report on you.

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Okay, enough, Bob.I'm coming. I just
gotta finish up here.

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Let's go now!Well, my family's
saying good-bye.

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This is a precision operation.

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Dad, don't go!
Don't go!

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I've changed my mind!
Don't go, I love you!

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Gene, you gotta
let go of my arm.

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Dad, I love you.
Please don't go!
Please don't go!

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Oh, my God!
Get off.I love you so much.

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I'll be right there,
I've just got to wrap this up.

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Shake 'em loose,
Bob! Let's Go!

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I'm trying! They're
not letting me go!

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I have too many
unanswered questions!

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What is sex?!

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Gene, just let go!I don't know what sex is!

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I said, I'm coming!Bob!

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Come back safe, Bobby.

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Don't leave me
with these friggin' kids.

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[sighs]
Okay, I'm going.

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Oh, crap.

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We don't have the
logos on our bags.

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That's what's
gonna be on camera.

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I'm on it.

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Why'd you draw a rocket?It's not a rocket.
It's a fish.

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Okay. Why would
you draw a fish?

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It's easy to draw.

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So is a hamburger,
or my name.

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Looks like
a Jesus fish.

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Preachy.

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Let's go. Now.
Move it.

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It looks like a huge,
misshapen penis.

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It's Bob's Burgers.

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It's supposed to be a fish,
not a rocket, or a penis.

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It's a penis.[sighs]

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[sighing]:
Oh, boy.

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BOB: Oh...God.

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BOB [groaning]: Oh... no.

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BOB: Oh, boy.

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BOB: Oh, my God.

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Bob?
Yeah.

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Hey, you areBob.

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You are definitely
not a cop.

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Okay? Uh... thanks?

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Here are your burgers.Hey, w-what are they
saying about me out there?

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Uh, that you'd be,
um, hot.

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Hot? Like Vin Diesel hot?

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N-No, like hot-tempered.

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Like a hot guy
with a bad temper...So, here's the burgers.

249
00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,559
[two gunshots][screams]

250
00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,475
Bobby!How did you miss that?!

251
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,562
SWAT SNIPER:
Fatty got in the way.

252
00:08:40,606 --> 00:08:42,565
Uh, it's a code name
we gave to Bob.

253
00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,480
You screwed up big-time
shooting at me!

254
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,350
Maybe I'll shoot
a hostage!

255
00:08:46,394 --> 00:08:47,657
Go ahead!
Do it, big man!

256
00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,005
Shoot a hostage!

257
00:08:49,049 --> 00:08:50,268
You shoot a hostage.

258
00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,573
Maybe I will!

259
00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,270
What is going on here?!

260
00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:55,447
You guys are
trigger happy.No, we're not!

261
00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:58,232
[gunshot, screams, gasps]Are, too!

262
00:08:58,275 --> 00:09:00,844
What is wrong with
you people? Stop this!

263
00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,279
Who is this?It's Bob.

264
00:09:02,323 --> 00:09:03,933
It's fatty.
Look, Bob,

265
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,327
we're gonna get
everyone out of there
safely, okay?

266
00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:07,590
I don't believe you!

267
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,200
That was not
on my orders.

268
00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,592
Someone just
got a little hot.

269
00:09:10,636 --> 00:09:12,333
He's hot. We're cool.
Remember?

270
00:09:12,376 --> 00:09:14,205
We're cool.
We just shoot sometimes.

271
00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,903
Okay, this
is ridiculous.

272
00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:17,294
I'm coming outside now.

273
00:09:17,338 --> 00:09:18,818
Do not shoot me!Whoa, whoa, whoa.

274
00:09:18,861 --> 00:09:21,517
If I let you go now,
then everyone will
want to leave.

275
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,562
And it's a big
domino effect thing.

276
00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,739
Bob's a hostage now.No. W-Wait, no.

277
00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,610
Hey, man, it's a
really great group.

278
00:09:27,653 --> 00:09:30,394
Will you...
close those blinds?

279
00:09:30,438 --> 00:09:32,222
Maybe we should pass
those burgers around.

280
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,572
My blood sugar is low.

281
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,356
I dropped them.HOSTAGES: What?!

282
00:09:35,399 --> 00:09:36,488
I was getting shot at.

283
00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:38,969
SPEEDO GUY: Drive through!

284
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:41,275
That was gonna be
my red meat for the week.

285
00:09:41,318 --> 00:09:42,581
What am I gonna
do for protein?

286
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,584
I've got a protein bar
in my pocket.

287
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,455
You can fish it out.[groans]

288
00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,543
I am so glad you joined
the group, Bob.

289
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:49,676
Oh, shut up,
Frond.

290
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:51,111
You guys know
each other?

291
00:09:51,154 --> 00:09:52,417
What a coinky-dink.

292
00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:53,635
He works at my
kids' school.

293
00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:55,463
We've had our...We hate each other.

294
00:09:55,506 --> 00:09:57,509
What?Oh, this is gonna
be fun, you guys.

295
00:09:57,552 --> 00:09:58,859
He's taken Bob as a hostage.

296
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,469
What?! This crazy!

297
00:10:00,511 --> 00:10:03,690
Yeah. Crazy good for my essay.

298
00:10:03,732 --> 00:10:05,081
Hello?
Hello.

299
00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,649
You're on with Bob's
youngest child, Louise.

300
00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:08,302
It's your daughter?Oh!

301
00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:09,609
They work with me
at the restaurant.

302
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,523
[sighs]
Adorable.

303
00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,003
Yeah. Oh, no.You're such
a good father.

304
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:15,135
It's more
about not paying
regular--whatever.

305
00:10:15,178 --> 00:10:16,572
You want to talk
to your Daddy?

306
00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:18,399
No. I want to
talk to you.

307
00:10:18,442 --> 00:10:20,489
You have been selected
as the subject

308
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:23,317
of my important
person school essay.Shut up.

309
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,798
[laughs]
Oh, don't tell me
to shut up!

310
00:10:25,841 --> 00:10:26,668
Question one...

311
00:10:26,712 --> 00:10:28,671
What... It's my Daddy!Ah!

312
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,282
How did you
first get into bank robbing?

313
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:34,677
Pfft. Me and a buddy of mine,
we just kind of fell into it.

314
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,070
You know, I had a gun,
I needed some money.

315
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,592
All right, kiddo,
we've had our fun now.

316
00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,202
Hand over the...It's my daddy!

317
00:10:39,246 --> 00:10:40,856
My daddy's in there!Yeah! Okay!

318
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:42,379
So just a couple
more questions.

319
00:10:42,423 --> 00:10:44,077
I know you're
a busy guy.

320
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,861
Give me the phone.
Give me that phone back.
Give it to me.

321
00:10:45,905 --> 00:10:47,821
You are being
so rude right now.

322
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,038
Ow!Ouch!

323
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,692
Serves you right, kid.
Listen to me, Mickey.

324
00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:51,955
We need to talk.No, no, no.

325
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,347
You know what,
I don't want to talk to you,

326
00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:54,566
I want to talk to
the little girl.

327
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,220
Negative.
You'll talk with me.

328
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,961
It's the girl or, you know,
I shoot somebody,

329
00:10:58,004 --> 00:10:59,354
I kill somebody.

330
00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:00,572
All right.
Hang on. Hang on.

331
00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:02,662
[high voice]:
Hi, um...

332
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,880
Listen, Mickey,
you said you were a bank robber.

333
00:11:04,924 --> 00:11:06,447
Hey! I'm gonna
shoot somebody.

334
00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:08,493
Fine, here she is.This is Louise.

335
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,581
I'm running the show now.

336
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,845
Bobby! I'm worried
about you.

337
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,456
Who is this?Hey, it's Linda.

338
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,413
Linda, hi.
Who's this?

339
00:11:16,457 --> 00:11:17,720
This is Mickey.
I'm a criminal.

340
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,504
Hey, Nicky.
How old are we?

341
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:20,591
Don't worry about it.

342
00:11:20,635 --> 00:11:22,245
Ask about my money.

343
00:11:22,289 --> 00:11:24,292
LOUISE: Hey, Mickey, uh,
my sister Tina's worried

344
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,553
about her bank account.

345
00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:27,730
I have $87 in that bank.

346
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,775
I heard 200.

347
00:11:29,818 --> 00:11:33,256
And I have just withdrawn her
money for peace of mind, huh?

348
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:36,696
LOUISE:
Nice! I just brokered the
release of my sister's money.

349
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,740
You haven't brokered jack!

350
00:11:38,784 --> 00:11:41,091
All right, here's how
we're gonna do this.

351
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:47,706
[mechanical whirring]

352
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,455
Thank you!

353
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:58,804
Hey, gimme that.

354
00:11:58,847 --> 00:12:00,763
No, no.I need that for evidence.

355
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,721
I will punch you.And I will punch you!

356
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:03,765
He will.

357
00:12:03,809 --> 00:12:05,681
I'm through playing
games, Mickey!

358
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,073
Uh, actually, it's Bob.

359
00:12:07,116 --> 00:12:09,032
Mickey wants me to handle
the calls now.

360
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,817
Oh. Bob...
Yeah.

361
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,080
All right, listen, can
Mickey hear this?
No. He's...

362
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,515
behind the counter,
playing "banker."

363
00:12:14,558 --> 00:12:15,778
Oh, good, good, good.

364
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,562
All right, now,
listen very carefully.

365
00:12:17,605 --> 00:12:20,000
You are now my man
on the inside.

366
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,827
What? No.
No, no.

367
00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:24,004
I'm just the guy who brought
the burgers over, okay?

368
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,134
No. Not anymore, Bob.

369
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,788
You're more
than a burger guy.
[sighs]

370
00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:28,529
Now, listen, whatever
you're doing at 6:00 p.m.,

371
00:12:28,572 --> 00:12:30,183
in exactly one hour,

372
00:12:30,226 --> 00:12:31,750
hit the deck.

373
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,664
Hit the deck? What?Hit the deck.

374
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:34,884
You've never heard
that expression before?

375
00:12:34,927 --> 00:12:36,798
Yeah. I said "what"?Were you in the navy?

376
00:12:36,842 --> 00:12:38,669
No, I was not
in the navy.

377
00:12:38,713 --> 00:12:40,236
Were you?
Yeah. As a matter
of fact, I was.

378
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,500
But I don't want to go through
my military history right now.

379
00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:44,024
"Hit the deck"
means get down.
Well, you
don't have to be

380
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,764
in the navy to know
that expression.

381
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,722
Just focus. Spread the word
to the other hostages.

382
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,466
At 6:00, on the dot,
hit the deck.

383
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,510
Wait, no. Listen,
don't do that.

384
00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:55,600
Everything all right, Bob?Yeah, uh, no.

385
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,905
Everything's fine, yeah.
I just had a cramp.

386
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,821
Oh, good. Then get
over here and play banker.

387
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,169
Come on,
get in on this.

388
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,083
Yay.

389
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,172
You got a 50?

390
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,477
Come on, I can break a 50.

391
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,306
Um, I got a five.

392
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,437
All right.

393
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,698
Let's break Bob's five.

394
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,005
One, two, three, four, five.

395
00:13:10,049 --> 00:13:11,833
We broke your five!Thank you.

396
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,793
That was fun.You got five singles now.

397
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,190
Olsen Benner here reporting
from the hostage standoff,

398
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,625
where tensions are high.

399
00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:23,192
I understand your husband is

400
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,020
one of the hostages
inside the bank.

401
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,370
Yes. Bobby, if
you're listening,

402
00:13:27,414 --> 00:13:28,416
we love you, baby.

403
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,200
If you make it
out of there,

404
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,985
I will do anything,
anything you want.

405
00:13:33,028 --> 00:13:34,116
Except that
one thing.

406
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,815
Us, too, Bobby.
Anything.

407
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,293
Most things, Bobby.

408
00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:39,253
All right, Mickey,
you-you have to give up.

409
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,124
You-you have to end this
before someone gets hurt.

410
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,865
I have a plan,
Bob, okay?

411
00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:45,955
This is gonna go fine.I can help.

412
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:48,087
I am a self-certified counselor,
after all.

413
00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,828
You want money, okay.

414
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,743
The cops want to kill you, sure.

415
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,875
You have a gun
and might kill us.

416
00:13:53,919 --> 00:13:55,746
[sobbing]
I am freaking out!

417
00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,183
What is your plan?!

418
00:13:57,226 --> 00:13:59,447
All right, I don't
have a plan, okay?!

419
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,666
This is the first bank
I've ever robbed by myself,

420
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,624
without Rodney.

421
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,668
Oh, truth comes out.

422
00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:05,322
Rodney was the brains

423
00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:07,236
and you were the dead weight,
I'm guessing.

424
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,109
Why the hell would you
do a job without Rodney?!

425
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,893
You stupid idiot!

426
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,111
Mr. Frond, shut up.

427
00:14:12,154 --> 00:14:13,852
He's right,
I'm so stupid.

428
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,288
No.
I'm nothing
without Rodney.

429
00:14:15,331 --> 00:14:16,638
Stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid.

430
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,726
Okay. All right,
come here, come here.

431
00:14:18,769 --> 00:14:19,902
Sit down.

432
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:20,816
[phone ringing]

433
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,034
Hello?

434
00:14:22,077 --> 00:14:23,514
Dad, I need
to talk to Mickey.

435
00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:26,125
It's an emergency;
my report's due on Monday.

436
00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:27,649
Louise, please.
I'm in a hostage situation.

437
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,736
People could die.

438
00:14:28,779 --> 00:14:30,303
Ugh, I just want to know

439
00:14:30,346 --> 00:14:31,913
what the nuttiest thing
he ever stole is?

440
00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:33,480
Bob, this is Linda.

441
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,048
I don't know if you saw
what I said to you on TV...

442
00:14:36,091 --> 00:14:37,528
What did you say?Anything.

443
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,661
That's what I'll do for you
if you get out.

444
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:42,229
Everything's on the table,
including on the table.

445
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,838
Lin, Lin, stop.
I have to go.

446
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,145
Dad, I just remembered, I
have an account there, too,

447
00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:48,017
and a safety
deposit box.

448
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:51,193
So I have about, I think a
thousand, and then I just have,

449
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:54,110
like, a lot of valuables
in the safety deposit box.

450
00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:55,633
I'm sending
the robot.

451
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,331
How many extensions
do you people have?!

452
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,158
Four.All right, I'm
hanging up.

453
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:05,164
Mickey, listen, we-we got to
start making moves here, okay?

454
00:15:05,207 --> 00:15:06,470
What if--
hear me out--

455
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,037
what if you release
all the hostages...

456
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,647
Ah. Yeah.No.

457
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:10,692
You leave the money.

458
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:11,605
Sure. Sure.No.

459
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,042
You give yourself up.

460
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,260
Why not?Why would I do that?

461
00:15:14,303 --> 00:15:15,610
Almost as good as

462
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,394
your "what is past
due?" argument.

463
00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:19,482
Look, I want
to talk to Rodney.

464
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,355
MAN:
Rodney, phone's for you!

465
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,139
Hello?

466
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:25,620
Rodney?
Mickey!

467
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,576
Hey, what's up?

468
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,230
Oh, not much.

469
00:15:28,274 --> 00:15:29,754
[whispering]:
Uh, I botched
a job, man.

470
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,538
The cops are everywhere.
What do I do?

471
00:15:31,581 --> 00:15:33,105
Are there cops
on the phone?

472
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,498
Yeah, but I'm
whispering.

473
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,109
Yeah, we can't hear anything.
Go ahead.

474
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,457
See?
Oh, man.

475
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,328
Rodney.Who the hell is that?

476
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:42,418
Oh, just a little girl who's
writing a paper about me.

477
00:15:42,462 --> 00:15:43,768
When you two were
working together,

478
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,639
what was the first
thing you would buy

479
00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:47,380
after you stole
all that money?

480
00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:48,990
You know, I love me
a Cadbury egg, but I...

481
00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:50,427
That's my Rodney.

482
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,168
Hey, Mickey, I don't know
what you're up to,

483
00:15:52,211 --> 00:15:53,299
but count me out.

484
00:15:53,342 --> 00:15:56,302
Rodney! Rodney! Rodney!

485
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,043
Easy, Mickey, calm down.

486
00:15:58,086 --> 00:15:59,740
Ah! Let me
out of here!

487
00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:01,917
Women and children
should be released.

488
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,135
You're not
a woman, Frond.

489
00:16:03,178 --> 00:16:04,832
I will tuck my
junk so fast.

490
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,182
Look, I'm losing it, Bob.

491
00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:07,792
Maybe I should make
a break for it.

492
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,924
Mickey, look, you're not
getting away with the money.

493
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,274
You have to
accept that.

494
00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:12,580
I-I just don't think
Rodney would...

495
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,234
You got to stop thinking
about Rodney, all right?

496
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,625
You robbed this bank.

497
00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:18,063
So you need to decide
how this ends,

498
00:16:18,106 --> 00:16:19,847
not how Rodney
would do it.

499
00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:22,458
It's how Mickey would do
it. Do the Mickey plan.

500
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,287
I don't know what
the Mickey plan is though.

501
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:27,159
I just don't want to look like
a total failure on TV.

502
00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:29,683
Cops touching my hair,
laughing at me,

503
00:16:29,726 --> 00:16:32,077
pulling on me,
grabbing m-m-my new jeans.

504
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,296
All right, all right.

505
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:36,038
So give yourself up,
but on your terms.

506
00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:38,475
Look, I don't make a lot
of money selling burgers,

507
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:41,086
Mm-mm.
but I do it
on my terms.

508
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,349
Mm, okay.

509
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,437
All right,
I'll turn myself in.

510
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,394
On my terms.

511
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,961
And here's one of my terms.

512
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:48,224
I'm hungry!

513
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:51,313
I want one of
your burgers, Bob.

514
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,361
Baby steps, baby
steps, baby steps.

515
00:16:55,404 --> 00:16:58,104
OLSEN:
That's right, the
hostage situation

516
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,715
is moving to
Fish Rocket Burgers.

517
00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:03,413
Say we go to your place,

518
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,111
order up some burgers,
I give myself up,

519
00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:06,502
on my terms.

520
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,114
How you like
my plan, Bob?

521
00:17:08,156 --> 00:17:09,767
Uh, it's not great.Pretty sweet?

522
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:12,291
Uh, I think it's fair
at best, Mickey,

523
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,249
but it's yours.

524
00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,597
It sure is mine.

525
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,164
Hey, what are you guys
doing after this?

526
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,471
I mean, not that I can come.

527
00:17:17,513 --> 00:17:18,515
Probably not.
I mean, maybe I can.

528
00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:20,082
Hey, you guys are shoe twins!

529
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,474
Look at your shoes.

530
00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:27,349
Easy.

531
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,352
You're almost
home, Bobby!

532
00:17:29,395 --> 00:17:31,136
Oh, God, now I have to do that.

533
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,269
Bobby, I'll trade you that
for two of the other things.

534
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,055
Hey, hey, look at that.
That's my ride.

535
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,490
Gets great ass mileage.

536
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:38,883
How are you
still single?

537
00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:40,015
[whispers]:
I'm not.

538
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:40,842
Oops.

539
00:17:40,884 --> 00:17:42,409
Hey!

540
00:17:42,451 --> 00:17:44,105
All right, we're out
of the restaurant.

541
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,108
I just don't get why we have
to be in a huddle, too.

542
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,501
So you don't fan out.

543
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,981
Plus, we're in a huddle,
and it just feels like

544
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,722
it should be, you know,
like a huddle thing.

545
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,334
Pretty tight though.
Looking good.

546
00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:56,378
Hey, I see you!

547
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:57,510
Get in the bank or, you know,

548
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,555
I start shooting!Ah!

549
00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:00,078
Okay, okay! We're going.

550
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,080
See that? Yeah, this is
how you go out in style.

551
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,604
The Mickey way.

552
00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:05,648
Mickey! What advice
would you give young people?

553
00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:06,650
Who's your hero?

554
00:18:06,693 --> 00:18:07,651
What's your favorite
pig-out food?

555
00:18:07,694 --> 00:18:09,609
Stay in school,
Superman,

556
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,133
potato chips if I'm sad,
chocolate if I'm bad.

557
00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:14,048
Louise, get out!

558
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,398
You guys are amazing.

559
00:18:16,442 --> 00:18:18,227
Best human
shields ever.

560
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:20,055
Whoa, look out!
Just kidding.

561
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,143
Oh, my God,
no, look out!

562
00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:22,362
I'm kidding.

563
00:18:22,404 --> 00:18:23,753
These burgers
are good.

564
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,192
This is great, huh?
Look at me.

565
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:28,150
Burger in one hand,
beer in the other--

566
00:18:28,193 --> 00:18:29,368
living life.

567
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,240
This is how you go to jail.

568
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,023
Yeah, and no one got hurt.

569
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,503
Well, that, too. That, too.

570
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,506
Hey, Bob, you know when
they, uh, caught up to Rodney,

571
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,290
they tackled him, and his pants
came halfway down.

572
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,989
He's splayed out like that,
with his hands on his head,

573
00:18:41,031 --> 00:18:42,643
ass in the breeze.

574
00:18:42,685 --> 00:18:45,036
It's like his pants
just kind of gave up.

575
00:18:45,079 --> 00:18:46,342
My pants are
staying on.

576
00:18:46,385 --> 00:18:48,170
So thanks for
that, Bob.

577
00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:49,476
Thanks for
everything.

578
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,346
Uh, sure, Mickey.

579
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,914
[timer beeping]

580
00:18:58,048 --> 00:19:00,182
[coughing]

581
00:19:05,404 --> 00:19:06,753
The cops tear-gassed
themselves.

582
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,103
Love it!

583
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,278
Oh, well done.

584
00:19:09,321 --> 00:19:11,192
That's the money shot. Goodie.

585
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,803
[coughing]

586
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,371
[retching]

587
00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:17,416
Ow, man, not my Sex-U-V!

588
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,417
All right,
now's my chance.

589
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,593
N-No, Mickey,

590
00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:20,420
don't do it.

591
00:19:20,462 --> 00:19:21,595
Sorry to eat and run.

592
00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:22,900
Was that a cool line?

593
00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:24,423
Mm, not really.

594
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:29,298
[slow motion]:
No...!

595
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,082
[slow motion]:
Yes...!

596
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,650
Run, Mickey!

597
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:44,226
Not the pants...!

598
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,662
[grunts]

599
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:48,403
You see that, Bob?

600
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,839
My pants are up! Ow!

601
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,190
They're up!Yeah, I see, buddy.

602
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,582
I see it.

603
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,409
Dad!

604
00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:54,976
You survived!I did.

605
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,499
Oh, Bobby,
you're a hero.

606
00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:58,153
I don't know about that.

607
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,675
You really
stepped up today.

608
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,242
Maybe I was wrong
about you, Bob.

609
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,592
Come by the bank tomorrow

610
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,420
and we'll see about
restructuring your loans.

611
00:20:04,463 --> 00:20:05,726
What the...?

612
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,596
That's a dye pack
from the bank.

613
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,511
Uh, Mickey must have
put it...Tsk-tsk-tsk...

614
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:10,557
Oh, don't tsk me.

615
00:20:10,599 --> 00:20:12,471
I didn't...Mm-mm.

616
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,256
Oh, come...
Nope.

617
00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:15,518
Tsk, tsk, tsk,
tsk, tsk.

618
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:17,259
Didn't know you had
it in you, Dad.

619
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,433
I didn't steal
the money.

620
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:19,869
I believe you,
honey.

621
00:20:19,913 --> 00:20:21,523
Kinda.

622
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,571
Hey, Bob, why don't
you go negotiate

623
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,922
the release of some
tomatoes from the walk-in?

624
00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:29,489
It's been two weeks, Lin.

625
00:20:29,531 --> 00:20:30,968
You can stop
with the hostage jokes.[chuckles]

626
00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:31,925
[phone ringing]

627
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:32,926
Bob's Burgers.

628
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,232
Bob! It's Mickey!

629
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,146
Hey, Mickey,
how-how's jail?

630
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:37,932
It's horrible.Ask him if he got

631
00:20:37,974 --> 00:20:39,280
the books on tape
we sent him.

632
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,673
Does anyone there
need a pen pal?

633
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:43,067
Ask him what he'll do
for a pack of smokes.

634
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,547
Hey, Bob, I wanted
to know what grade

635
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:46,244
your daughter got
on that essay about me?

636
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,768
Oh. Um, he
wants to know

637
00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:50,117
what grade you got on
that essay you wrote.

638
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,815
Oh. I never even
turned it in.

639
00:20:51,858 --> 00:20:52,903
Right.

640
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,426
Uh, she got an A.

641
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,343
Hey, we got an A![inmates cheering]

642
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,884
Oh, yeah.

643
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:21,540
Oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh,

644
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:23,455
oh, oh,
oh, oh,

645
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,806
oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh,

646
00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:27,981
oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh...