1 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,847 [ Whirring, Chirping ] 2 00:00:22,934 --> 00:00:25,155 Okay. Burn Unit, commence. 3 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:29,420 You go first.Oh, I play soccer, 'cause I forgot I have hands. 4 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:33,250 Burn! I'm on the news because I have a huge head. 5 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:38,081 Burn! I can't outrun a lawn mower 'cause my dress is so tight. 6 00:00:38,167 --> 00:00:40,387 - Oh! I'm dead. - Burn! 7 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:43,564 ♪♪ [ Western ]Whoa. It's Banjo. 8 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:45,871 Oh, I'm a cowboy, and I got--Wait, wait, wait. 9 00:00:45,957 --> 00:00:48,177 Suspend Burn Unit. This is a great movie. 10 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:51,834 It's a spaghetti western-- the best one-- underappreciated. 11 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,401 He plays a banjo. ♪♪ [ Strums Chord ] 12 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,968 Yeah, I can see that.They made a whole bunch of these. 13 00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:58,188 Dad. Do we have anything bigger than this? 14 00:00:58,274 --> 00:01:00,929 Oh, Gene. What did you do?Nothing yet. 15 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:03,411 Just planning ahead. What are you guys watching? [ Bullet Ricocheting ] 16 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,456 Nothing. Go back to bed. 17 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:08,459 The Burn Unit is just me and Dad. 18 00:01:08,545 --> 00:01:11,158 [ Gunfire ] Whoa! Did he just shoot bullets out of his banjo? 19 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:13,159 - Yes. - Damn! 20 00:01:13,246 --> 00:01:15,944 Oh, you like that, Gene? 'Cause we're changing the channel. 21 00:01:16,031 --> 00:01:18,555 No, no! Let's watch it. This is pretty much the beginning. 22 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:20,296 What?Gene, sit here. 23 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,385 [ Shouts ] What? [ Grunts ] 24 00:01:22,472 --> 00:01:26,260 It's like pushing a couch off the couch! Yah! 25 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:28,043 Here. Hold my plunger. 26 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:29,088 Yah![ Thuds ] 27 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,394 [ Gene ] Ow! 28 00:01:31,481 --> 00:01:35,224 Ah! We are just so thrilled that you chose us to cater the event. 29 00:01:35,311 --> 00:01:37,140 Mom. Mom. Fill me up. 30 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:39,447 I just hope we can live up to last year's event.Mom. 31 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,665 That Colleen Caviello--Mom! 32 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:44,973 She really outdid herself... and never lets anyone forget about it. 33 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:46,758 Just fill up the little mug. 34 00:01:46,844 --> 00:01:48,933 Ouch.Right. Right, right. [ Laughing ] 35 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:52,329 Okay, Mr. Frond. Good-bye. Good-bye. 36 00:01:52,415 --> 00:01:54,200 So, what are we catering? That sounded promising. 37 00:01:54,287 --> 00:01:56,203 Oh, it's a real big deal, Bobby. 38 00:01:56,289 --> 00:01:59,509 It's a fund-raiser for Tina's Conflict Resolution Club. 39 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,947 Colleen Caviello made the food last year. 40 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:04,340 This year she can go... blow a balloon. 41 00:02:04,427 --> 00:02:06,822 Yay! You're catering our fund-raiser. 42 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:09,128 - That's great. How much does it pay? - Nothin'. 43 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:11,348 - Nothing? - It's a benefit, Bobby. 44 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:14,437 - It's a spaghetti dinner. - But we don't make spaghetti. 45 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:17,266 This is school fund-raising, Bob. It's a pasta game. 46 00:02:17,353 --> 00:02:19,400 You make spaghetti, or you go home. 47 00:02:19,486 --> 00:02:22,098 Besides, it's for a good cause. 48 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:25,927 Oh, yeah-- to one-up, uh, Colleen Caviello. That's a-- That's a great cause. 49 00:02:26,014 --> 00:02:28,538 You weren't there, Bob! You don't know how awful it was. 50 00:02:30,366 --> 00:02:33,109 [ Voice Slowed Down ] This is delicious. 51 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:39,723 Oh, my God, I love this ziti. 52 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:42,117 [ Laughing ] 53 00:02:43,814 --> 00:02:45,774 [ Both Laughing ] 54 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:51,474 They love my ziti. 55 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:55,652 And that was the worst day of my life. 56 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:59,483 Anyway, this isn't about Colleen. This is about Tina. 57 00:02:59,569 --> 00:03:02,050 We're raising money to buy a bulletproof trash can... 58 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:05,097 so gang members can finally throw out their guns.Aw. 59 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,275 And we're teaching conflict resolution skills you can use in your own lives. 60 00:03:08,361 --> 00:03:11,146 That's right, Tina. And Mr. Frond is runnin' the whole thing. 61 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:14,628 Ugh. Mr. Frond? He's a tall drink of... annoying. 62 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:18,328 -That may be true, but you're gonna drink that drink, mister! -I don't want to. 63 00:03:18,414 --> 00:03:20,808 I have worked too hard to get us this event, 64 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:23,550 so you'll be nice to Frond, and you'll make spaghetti and meatballs! 65 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:24,334 - No. - Yes. 66 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:25,074 - No! - Yes! 67 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,858 I'm gonna half-ass it. 68 00:03:26,944 --> 00:03:28,990 Yay.Dad, check it out. 69 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:31,733 Little Princess Guitar.Gene, that's mine! 70 00:03:31,819 --> 00:03:34,343 You never use it. I'm like Banjo. 71 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:36,563 - What's the bad guy's name? - Ceviche. 72 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:40,915 Ceviche, yeah. He reminds me of this kid at school-- Choo-Choo. 73 00:03:41,002 --> 00:03:43,658 - Choo-Choo? - Yeah. He's kind of my nemesis. 74 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:47,009 If I'm telling a joke, he'll say the punch line before I do. 75 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:49,185 Vampire walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a--" 76 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,360 I'll have a blood lite.Huh? 77 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:53,929 What do you call a Spanish guy with a rubber toe? 78 00:03:54,015 --> 00:03:55,800 Ruberto!Ruber-- [ Frustrated Grunt ] 79 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,194 What kind of bees make milk? 80 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,197 Boo-bees!Boo-bees! [ Screams ] 81 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,546 So, I'm gonna use this guitar... 82 00:04:03,633 --> 00:04:06,681 to stand up to Choo-Choo like Banjo.♪♪ [ Chord ] 83 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,596 That's, uh-- That's great, Gene. 84 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:12,163 - But I think your face is wrong. - My face is wrong? 85 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,296 Yeah, you should do the Banjo icy stare. 86 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:16,516 Like this? 87 00:04:16,603 --> 00:04:18,475 [ Laughs ] N-- No. Not like that. 88 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:21,608 - [ Growling ] - No, no, no. Don't growl. 89 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:24,480 - Like this? - Hmm. Maybe try that. 90 00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:28,050 Is Choo-Choo scared of stroke victims?Terrified! 91 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:30,704 [ Man ] ♪ Banjo, Banjo ♪ 92 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,358 Hey, Gene, Gene. 93 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:34,665 "How do you plead?" "I'm innocent." 94 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:37,625 "Your fingerprints were all over the murder weapon!" 95 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:40,322 "I don't have fingers." "Your Honor!" 96 00:04:40,409 --> 00:04:42,411 I don't have time for this.What? 97 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:45,372 You don't have time for Food Court? Where are you going? 98 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:48,112 Hey. Wanna hear a good one? 99 00:04:48,199 --> 00:04:50,550 [ Groans ]What's green and sings? 100 00:04:50,637 --> 00:04:52,379 Go ahead. Do it. 101 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:53,944 - El-- - ♪♪ [ Chord ] 102 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:56,557 - Elvis P-- - ♪♪ [ Chord ] 103 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:59,516 - Elvis Par-- - Ah! 104 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:03,040 Forget it.I'll tell you what's green and sings. 105 00:05:03,127 --> 00:05:07,218 Elvis Parsley.[ Laughing ] 106 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:11,180 You don't say the punch lines to other people's jokes anymore! 107 00:05:11,266 --> 00:05:13,355 You got that, poo-poo?♪♪ [ Chord ] 108 00:05:13,442 --> 00:05:15,576 [ Laughing ]What the hell? 109 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:18,274 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. 110 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,016 Anyway-- Gene, look. They're about to announce the verdict. 111 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:23,452 "Guilty!" "No!" 112 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,411 "Take him away!" 113 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:27,978 Gene, where are you going? 114 00:05:28,065 --> 00:05:32,418 "What's up with Gene?" I don't know, lasagna. I don't know. 115 00:05:32,505 --> 00:05:34,682 You know, cooking spaghetti isn't even cooking. 116 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:36,509 It's just, like, boiling water. 117 00:05:36,596 --> 00:05:39,076 - Hey, Bobby, can I come to this thing? - Uh, I don't think so. 118 00:05:39,163 --> 00:05:41,427 Why not? Some of these moms are divorced, right? 119 00:05:41,514 --> 00:05:43,733 They meet me, I meet their kids, 120 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:46,257 maybe throw the ball around-- not inside, but-- 121 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,608 Uh, we agreed, no more school events for you, Teddy. 122 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,524 - Hey, Dad. Guess what? - What? 123 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:53,613 I acted like Banjo and took Choo-Choo down.♪♪ [ Chord ] 124 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,920 - Everyone laughed. - Well, one kid laughed. 125 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:59,009 Peter Pescadero. He has a learning disability. 126 00:05:59,096 --> 00:06:01,012 Yeah, but he knows what's funny. 127 00:06:01,098 --> 00:06:04,668 Now that you've stood up for yourself-- oh, congratulations, Gene-- 128 00:06:04,754 --> 00:06:07,017 can we stop talking about it? [ Chuckling ] 129 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:10,326 Okay, tonight, I propose, Dad, 130 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:13,807 that after everyone else goes to bed-- Gene-- 131 00:06:13,894 --> 00:06:17,332 we fire up the Burn Unit and we watch Canine Criminals... 132 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:19,466 and then that stretching show... 133 00:06:19,552 --> 00:06:23,860 and then maybe a little Beetlejuice in español. 134 00:06:23,947 --> 00:06:26,733 Beetlejugo. Beetlejugo. Beetlejugo. Ayayayay! 135 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:30,040 I would, except a certain best dad in the world... 136 00:06:30,127 --> 00:06:32,783 went out and got this! 137 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,829 It's the complete Banjobox set! 138 00:06:34,915 --> 00:06:38,788 All 12 DVDs and over 28 hours of extras. 139 00:06:38,875 --> 00:06:40,617 Yeah! 140 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:44,141 Twenty-eight hours? Dad, can I see that fork for a minute? 141 00:06:44,228 --> 00:06:46,014 - Um, here. - Thank you. 142 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:48,843 And I just want to-- [ Shouting ] 143 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:50,670 Hey. Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 144 00:06:50,757 --> 00:06:52,499 No! 145 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,372 ♪♪ [ Banjo Chord ] 146 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,026 Best part right here, Gene. 147 00:06:58,112 --> 00:07:00,158 There's only gonna be two shots-- 148 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:03,247 me shootin' you, and then me drinkin' this shot of whiskey. 149 00:07:03,334 --> 00:07:05,206 [ Gunshot ] [ Puts Shot Glass On Table ] 150 00:07:05,293 --> 00:07:07,209 Wow.Oh, what a line! 151 00:07:07,295 --> 00:07:09,646 Go ahead, watch your stupid movie. 152 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:12,343 There are other people for me to hang out with around here. 153 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,737 Tina, get up. Let's hang out. 154 00:07:14,824 --> 00:07:17,959 Okay. Maybe we can practice conflict resolution. 155 00:07:18,045 --> 00:07:20,309 Say something mean to me so I can not react. 156 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,093 Anything I want?Yeah. 157 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,966 Ha-ha! Well, your room looks like... 158 00:07:25,052 --> 00:07:27,882 it was decorated by a perverted jockey. 159 00:07:27,968 --> 00:07:32,016 When you say that, what I feel is that you're trying to hurt my feelings. 160 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:36,499 Oh, my God. [ Speaking Slowly ] Why do you talk so slow? 161 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:39,720 When you say that,what I feel is that you're trying--Oh, man, Tina. 162 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:43,288 This is really, really boring.Okay. Well-- 163 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:47,596 Hey, Mom, you want to hang out?Oh, I'd love that! 164 00:07:47,683 --> 00:07:50,600 Aw, mother-daughter bonding time. 165 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,819 Just like me and my mother. 166 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,778 Oh! Makeover! 167 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:56,562 Mmm. 168 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:02,656 Okay, my little cowpokes. Time for school. 169 00:08:02,742 --> 00:08:04,701 You can watch the rest tonight. 170 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,747 Mom! How could you?How could I what? 171 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,487 How could you encourage this? 172 00:08:08,574 --> 00:08:10,620 Oh, Louise, don't be a pill. 173 00:08:10,706 --> 00:08:13,666 A little father-son bonding is going on here, and that's a good thing. 174 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,711 These two don't always do it so well. 175 00:08:15,798 --> 00:08:18,889 Tambourine solo! ♪♪ [ Electronic Beats ] 176 00:08:18,975 --> 00:08:20,369 Eesh. 177 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:22,502 [ Water Lapping ] 178 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,680 All right. This is how you throw a spiral. You ready? 179 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:29,856 Here comes a bullet.Hmm. 180 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:32,554 Oh, stupid ball! It's 'cause there's no laces. 181 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:35,253 - I'm hungry. - All right, we're done. Go inside. 182 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,298 I want peanut butter! 183 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:39,431 It turns out we bond better... 184 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:43,217 over movies that I like to watch... that I make Gene watch. 185 00:08:43,304 --> 00:08:46,221 - Yeah. - Oh, that's-- that's adorable. 186 00:08:46,307 --> 00:08:48,309 - I'm going to school. - Good. 187 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:50,790 Great. Why don't you learn something and become a lawyer. 188 00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:53,706 ABS-- 189 00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:56,797 the conflict resolution program sweeping our school. 190 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:59,364 You all know my system, and at the spaghetti dinner, 191 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,409 so will your parents or legal guardians-- 192 00:09:01,496 --> 00:09:04,065 um, Becky, 'cause your mom's in jail. 193 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:06,457 Tina, Jocelyn, Jimmy Jr., let's rehearse. 194 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,504 Becky, you just watch. 195 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:11,942 Tina here just found out that her best friend Jocelyn told Jimmy Jr.... 196 00:09:12,028 --> 00:09:14,030 that Tina is "wack." 197 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,337 And... acting. 198 00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:19,210 Tina, Jocelyn told me you are wack. 199 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,604 Jocelyn, you skank. I hate you. 200 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:24,912 Whatever. It's true. You are wack. 201 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,696 [ Both Grunting ] 202 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:31,875 And... freeze! Well, that resolved nothing. 203 00:09:31,961 --> 00:09:34,573 Let's rewind, shall we? 204 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:38,360 [ Imitating Voices Speaking Backwards ] 205 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:41,014 Let's work out our ABS. 206 00:09:41,101 --> 00:09:43,234 "A"! Access your feelings! 207 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:47,238 When you gossiped about me to Jimmy Jr., it hurt my feelings. 208 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:49,240 "B." Be apologetic! 209 00:09:49,326 --> 00:09:50,414 Sorry. 210 00:09:50,501 --> 00:09:52,982 "S." Slap it! 211 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:55,419 Well done. Do it just like that at the dinner. 212 00:09:55,506 --> 00:09:58,772 - [ Bell Ringing ] - Oh, enjoy your lunch, everyone. 213 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:01,426 If you ever gossip about me to Jimmy Jr.... 214 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:04,559 outside of a conflict resolution skit, I'll punch you in the face. 215 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,953 It was just a skit, Tina. 216 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:10,260 I willpunch you again and again... 217 00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:12,394 and again and again and again-- 218 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,701 My God. What a psycho.and again and again... 219 00:10:15,788 --> 00:10:17,703 and again and again and-- 220 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,663 Well, the important thing is, I shared this movie with Gene, 221 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,971 and it helped him stand up for himself at school. 222 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:27,538 Eh, I beat up a lot of kids like Gene when I was his age. 223 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:31,195 Not that I was a bully. Just kids like Gene, you know, they get beat up. 224 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,153 Bob, how are the meatballs comin'? 225 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,111 'Cause they need to be perfect.[ Bell Rings ] 226 00:10:35,198 --> 00:10:38,855 Hey! It's just like your burgers, only spherical!Hey! 227 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,162 "Hey" what?They're not for you! 228 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:44,338 They're for me to show off in front of the other moms at the fund-raiser. 229 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:47,951 Bobby, make one extra big for Colleen Caviello to choke on. 230 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,474 Okay. 231 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,870 All right. Looks like I'm sitting with you today. 232 00:10:53,956 --> 00:10:56,917 Here's the pecking order. Me, then either of you. 233 00:10:57,004 --> 00:11:01,529 Which sticker do you like better-- my purple ladybug or Susie's red one? 234 00:11:01,616 --> 00:11:03,445 And good-bye. 235 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,927 Hey there, spew-spew. 236 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,711 Funny seeing you here. 237 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,712 In the cafeteria during lunch? 238 00:11:10,799 --> 00:11:12,759 Yeah!♪♪ [ Chord ] 239 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,413 - Why do you keep doing that? - Keep doing what? 240 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,937 - ♪♪ [ Chord ] - You're weird! 241 00:11:18,024 --> 00:11:20,591 Weird? I think you mean "antihero." 242 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,421 Look at the hat.It's Mom's sun hat, you dork. 243 00:11:24,552 --> 00:11:26,686 You like finishing my jokes? 244 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,731 [ Munching ] Well, finish my food. 245 00:11:29,818 --> 00:11:33,213 Gene, you are being a class-act jerk! 246 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,912 This is all about jokes from your stupid joke book. 247 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:39,873 You've insulted Jokes for Blokesfor the last time. 248 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,136 Mmm.Oh, don't you even think about it, Gene. 249 00:11:50,317 --> 00:11:52,232 [ Grunts ] 250 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,886 Food fight! 251 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,584 [ Grunting, Shouting ] 252 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:58,282 [ Men ] ♪ Food... fight ♪ 253 00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,023 ♪ Food... fight ♪ 254 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,460 No! 255 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:05,158 ♪ Food fight ♪♪ 256 00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:09,336 And these two, Bob, were throwing at each other. 257 00:12:09,423 --> 00:12:11,381 I hate you.I hate you. 258 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,775 They seem to be in conflict. 259 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:16,125 I'm sure we can, uh, work through it. 260 00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:19,086 I'd like you to take a look at my ABS. 261 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,217 Um, no, thank you. 262 00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:23,133 Show him your ABS, Mr. Frond. 263 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,568 We'd all like to see your ABS.Okay. 264 00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:26,005 - I really don't. - And your ding-dong. 265 00:12:26,092 --> 00:12:27,006 Gene. 266 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,530 Gene, why don't you Access... 267 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,403 how it makes you feel that Louise is angry with you? 268 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,361 Fine.♪♪ [ Chord ] 269 00:12:34,448 --> 00:12:37,668 That's all I'm gonna say. Well, this is all I'mgonna say. 270 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,759 Hi-yah! [ Grunts ] 271 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,326 - Let go of my-- - H-Hey. 272 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:45,807 L-Louise? Louise, Louise? You're not using your ABS. 273 00:12:45,894 --> 00:12:47,635 - Um, this is dumb. - [ Chuckles ] 274 00:12:47,722 --> 00:12:49,115 - Bob. - Yes. 275 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,118 When you say "this is dumb," 276 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:55,251 it makes me feel like pinching you in the eye. 277 00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:57,167 [ Laughs ] Why did you do that? 278 00:12:57,254 --> 00:13:01,128 So we can resolve this and set a good example for your children! 279 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:04,392 Okay. I will now kick you in the shin. 280 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,394 [ Chuckles ] Okay. Okay. 281 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,570 All right.♪♪ [ Chord ] 282 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:12,835 - Hey! Don't throw Repressed Memory Emily! - She won't remember this. 283 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:16,143 Well, this is really working out, Mr. Frond. Your system is amazing. 284 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,405 Oh! No, no. No, no, no.We're gonna go. 285 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:21,975 You know what I forgot to say? Detention! Detention! 286 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,977 And you-- I am gonna cut you! 287 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,546 I'm gonna cut you out of the Conflict Resolution Spaghetti Dinner! 288 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,897 - Wha-- Oh, come on. You can't-- - Too late! 289 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:35,815 The Conflict Resolution Spaghetti Dinner will now be a Conflict Resolution Fast. 290 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,817 Well, that didn't go so well. 291 00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,993 Mm-mmm.Yeah, he seemed angry. 292 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,125 Frothy.And kind of bloated, right? 293 00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:44,258 Mmm.Maybe he's dehydrated. 294 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,389 [ Groans ] Your mom is gonna kill me. 295 00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,392 [ Frond ] So glad we had a chance to talk this out! 296 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,653 [ Shouts ][ Thuds ] 297 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,091 Emily, I'm sorry! 298 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:57,706 Detention? And we're banned from catering the Peace Club dinner! 299 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,750 - Bobby! - I'm sorry, Lin. I-- 300 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:03,668 I can't even tell you how many favors I had to call in to cater that thing! 301 00:14:03,754 --> 00:14:05,452 How many?Two! 302 00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:08,107 Tina, you're supposed to be watching the restaurant! 303 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,979 I'm too upset to serve food. 304 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,241 - Wh-- What'd you do? Did you lock up? - Yes. 305 00:14:12,328 --> 00:14:14,765 - Were there customers inside? - I don't know. 306 00:14:16,158 --> 00:14:18,161 No one's gonna come to the fund-raiser now. 307 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,597 Good job, Bobby!It's not my fault, Lin. 308 00:14:20,684 --> 00:14:22,817 - It was Mr. Frond's fault. - And Louise's. 309 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:26,429 And Gene's! And most of all, that stupid movie! 310 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,562 Hey!Hey, don't blame the movie. 311 00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:30,607 Leave Bingo out of this!Shut up! 312 00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:31,913 All of you! [ Bob ] Banjo. 313 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,177 I'm locking these movies in my jewelry drawer. 314 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,222 [ Bob ] Aw, come on.'Bout time. 315 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,921 - You're overreacting, Lin. - The hell I am! 316 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:42,750 I'm in charge of a spaghetti dinner that's not gonna have any spaghetti! 317 00:14:42,837 --> 00:14:46,537 - If we all just worked on our ABS-- - Not now with that crap, Tina! 318 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,248 ♪♪ [ Headphones: Dance Pop ] 319 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,293 I can't believe I got detention. 320 00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:05,381 I can't believe I got detention. 321 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,602 If I were you, I would teach Gene a lesson he'll never forget. 322 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:12,736 I had a perfect record, and then you tainted it. 323 00:15:12,823 --> 00:15:15,826 - Taint. - Looks like you got Choo-Choo right where you want him. 324 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:19,744 Just give him that icy stare with some Little Princess and finish him. 325 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,789 You want a little of this? 326 00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,705 [ Shaky Breathing ] 327 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,663 Oh. Oh, yeah. He wants it. 328 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,797 Now give him the icy stare.[ Growling ] 329 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,104 - Put him in his place. - You're dead! 330 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,975 Quiet! 331 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:36,717 [ Man, Falsetto ] ♪ Do-do-do, sexual Sexual, do-do-do ♪ 332 00:15:36,804 --> 00:15:40,068 Okay, well, I'm gonna go get Gene and Louise from Detention. 333 00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:42,462 Great! Bring some meatballs! 334 00:15:42,549 --> 00:15:45,813 Got plenty of meatballs-- all dressed up and nowhere to go. 335 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:49,034 Mmm. Ah, meatball. Mmm. 336 00:15:49,121 --> 00:15:51,514 All right. I'm gonna leave.Mmm, mmm, mmm. 337 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:56,650 Gene, this happens now! 338 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,000 Uh, how are we doing this? 339 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:01,655 - Staring contest? - [ Roaring ] 340 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,875 Joke-off?Kick his ass, Choo-Choo! 341 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,576 Why are their shirts off? Oh, boy. 342 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:12,144 I didn't want to do this. I haven't even pressed the blue button yet. 343 00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:13,494 - I don't even know what sound it-- - [ Ferocious Shouting ] 344 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,799 [ Screaming ] 345 00:16:15,886 --> 00:16:18,368 - Stop. There's not gonna be a fight. - Oh, thank God. 346 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,588 Let me go! This train is off the tracks! 347 00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,764 Choo-Choo! 348 00:16:23,851 --> 00:16:26,245 Oh, I get the name now. 349 00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:29,900 I always thought it was 'cause of how he chewed. 'Cause he chews like a train. 350 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,207 - Hey, calm down. - [ Tires Screech ] 351 00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:36,342 Let's go home, Gene.You touching my kid? 352 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,866 Sorry. What?I said, you touchin' my kid? 353 00:16:38,953 --> 00:16:41,609 Oh, he was attacking mykid.Oh, yeah? Good. 354 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,480 What is going on with the shirts? 355 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,221 I'm gonna beat your ass so bad, I can skip the gym tonight. 356 00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:47,484 Dad, this is bad.[ Boys ] Fight! Fight! 357 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,703 Thank you, Louise. I have it under control. 358 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:52,227 - This happens now! - [ Choo-Choo ] Kill him! 359 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,751 [ Ferocious Scream ][ Bob ] Run! 360 00:16:54,838 --> 00:16:58,365 I can't. I've got this friggin' guitar around my neck! 361 00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,975 [ Choo-Choo ] Ha! 362 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:04,284 [ Chains Squeaking ] 363 00:17:06,415 --> 00:17:10,550 - [ Running Footsteps ] - [ Whimpering ] 364 00:17:10,637 --> 00:17:12,553 [ Bob ] Oh, Gene, push down.I'm trying. 365 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,381 [ Sighs ] All right.[ Louise ] Ow. 366 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,948 All right. Just so we're clear, we're not hiding from those guys. 367 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,994 We're respectfully declining their invitation for a fight, okay? 368 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,952 Right. No, thank you. 369 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,740 I would absolutely get into a fight under the right circumstances if-- 370 00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:27,915 [ Sniffs ] What's that smell? 371 00:17:28,002 --> 00:17:30,005 Oh, Gene!Gene! 372 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,921 - I'm sorry! - Hey! Shh, shh. I hear them. 373 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:36,184 [ Gasps ] They're coming.Real-- You-You hear them? 374 00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:38,622 - Gotcha. [ Laughs ] - Louise, enough! 375 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,190 You've been stirring the pot for three days and acting like a baby. 376 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,626 Now, you owe your brother an apology for getting him in trouble. 377 00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:46,760 Me? Both of you owe mean apology. 378 00:17:46,847 --> 00:17:49,763 Both of us?Why? Because we wanted to watch Banjo? 379 00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,375 Because you stopped hanging out with me. 380 00:17:52,461 --> 00:17:55,377 What?Shh. Use your slide voices. 381 00:17:55,464 --> 00:17:58,250 First, the Burn Unit stopped hanging out. 382 00:17:58,337 --> 00:18:01,210 Then the Lunch Bunch stopped hanging out. 383 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:05,258 - God, we have lame names. - Who the hell am I gonna hang around if not you two? 384 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:08,434 Mom and Tina, the Menstruation Nation? 385 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,219 Ugh! That's a really bad name. 386 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,134 You're all I've got. 387 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:15,355 Louise, I'm sorry.Me too. Don't cry. 388 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:19,097 Ha! Got you. You thought I was really crying. 389 00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:21,622 [ Sniffles ] Gross.[ Farts ] 390 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,971 Gene, stop! Oh, my God! 391 00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:26,234 I can't help it. It's anxiety. 392 00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:29,673 And turkey jerky.It's so incredible. 393 00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:31,587 Your farts smell like mine.Really? 394 00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:33,763 Oh, great. Are you guys bonding again? 395 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:36,462 [ Chuckles ] I'm sorry, but that's a huge discovery. 396 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,901 A fart is like a fingerprint, and we have the same fingerprints. 397 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,076 - High five. Put your hand up. - Ugh! 398 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:45,211 All right.I swear my farts smell like your farts, Dad. 399 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,865 I don't think so, Louise.Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 400 00:18:47,951 --> 00:18:49,824 [ Small Fart ]Huh? 401 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,131 No. That smells like your mom's. 402 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,697 No! 403 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,699 Oh, your mom. 404 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,788 What are we gonna do about Mom and Tina? 405 00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,616 They could live in here with us!I think I know a better way. 406 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,317 [ Chattering ] 407 00:19:04,403 --> 00:19:07,232 I'm starving. How embarrassing. 408 00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:10,758 Guess people will be talking about my baked ziti for another year. 409 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,891 [ Mimicking ] Guess people will be talking about my baked ziti for another year. 410 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,632 Oh, Linda, I didn't see you.Hi, Coll. 411 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,112 How are you? 412 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:26,425 Uh-- 413 00:19:26,512 --> 00:19:31,431 Thank you. Tonight, with your help, we raised over $100. 414 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,259 [ Inaudible ]It was 110. 415 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,260 I warned you, skank! 416 00:19:35,347 --> 00:19:38,307 [ Growls, Grunting ] 417 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,527 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Girls, please. 418 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:44,226 - It's not time for the skit. - This isn't a skit. This is real life. 419 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,837 Last year, the only fighting was to get seconds on my ziti. 420 00:19:47,924 --> 00:19:49,578 Okay, that's it, Colleen! 421 00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:51,451 Let me tell you about that ziti. 422 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:54,888 That sauce was store-bought, and you know it! 423 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,978 - [ Crowd Gasping ] - Ladies, please! 424 00:20:07,117 --> 00:20:08,729 I thought I told you, Bob-- 425 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:11,471 You and your spaghetti aren't welcome here. 426 00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:16,432 - But I want to say something. - No, thank you. 427 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,694 I've had enough of your... hurt speech. 428 00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:22,176 Would it make a difference if I... worked on my ABS? 429 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,614 - Oh. - I want to... 430 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,226 "A"-- What was "A" again? 431 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,315 Anus.Amyl nitrate. 432 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,577 Access-- I wanna access my feelings. 433 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,144 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Enough, enough, enough. 434 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:37,278 Everyone's about to kill each other here. Let's-- Let's eat! 435 00:20:37,365 --> 00:20:39,715 [ Linda ] All right! 436 00:20:39,802 --> 00:20:41,718 Meatballs! Meatballs! 437 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,502 Get your meatballs here! 438 00:20:43,589 --> 00:20:45,721 And spaghetti. 439 00:20:49,856 --> 00:20:51,292 Hmm? 440 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,256 Here, Colleen. Why don't you put these balls in your face? 441 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,134 [ Louise ] Food fight![ Frond ] No, no, no, no, no! No! 442 00:21:07,221 --> 00:21:10,660 [ Man ] ♪ Banjo, Banjo ♪ 443 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,792 ♪ Doesn't play it for fun ♪ 444 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,361 ♪ He's just hiding his gun ♪ 445 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:19,625 ♪ Banjo, Banjo ♪ 446 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:23,759 ♪ His chaps made of leather even in hot weather ♪ 447 00:21:23,846 --> 00:21:25,719 ♪ Banjo ♪ [ Whispering ] He's comin', gunnin' for ya. 448 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,286 ♪ Banjo ♪ He's comin', strummin' for ya. 449 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:29,243 ♪ You can try to talk ♪ 450 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,942 ♪ But he don't give a pluck ♪ 451 00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:33,422 ♪ Banjo ♪ He's comin', gunnin' for ya. 452 00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:34,467 ♪ Banjo ♪ 453 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:35,729 He's comin', strummin' for ya. 454 00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:36,947 ♪ He's strumming for you-- ♪♪