1 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:23,980 Phew. Wow. 2 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,589 I thought last year's Art Crawl was terrible, 3 00:00:25,676 --> 00:00:27,548 but they really outdid themselves this year, huh? 4 00:00:27,635 --> 00:00:29,463 [ Louise ] Yeah.Ugh, bad. 5 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:30,638 Very bad.Mm-hmm. 6 00:00:30,725 --> 00:00:33,033 Oh, look at that. Really bad.[ Gags ] 7 00:00:33,119 --> 00:00:36,340 Really, really bad.I think they're... good. 8 00:00:36,426 --> 00:00:39,125 Dad, why does Art Crawl suck so much? 9 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:43,259 Well, it's just a very loose definition of art, Louise. And don't say "suck." 10 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:45,305 Don't say "suck," please. 11 00:00:45,393 --> 00:00:47,046 You're right though. It does suck. 12 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,439 I don't want you kids to think thisis what art is. 13 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,051 We should go to a museum. 14 00:00:51,137 --> 00:00:52,965 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Yeah, maybe not. 15 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:54,792 We should not go to a museum.Let's not overdo it. 16 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,057 Let's just walk around and make fun of this stuff.[ Gene ] Yeah. 17 00:00:58,448 --> 00:01:00,234 Why don't we just go back to the restaurant? 18 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,932 Because your Aunt Gayle is there hanging up herart, 19 00:01:03,018 --> 00:01:04,673 which we're not allowed to make fun of at all. 20 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,197 Well, why can't we make fun of Aunt Gayle's paintings? 21 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:09,460 She's family.Yeah. 22 00:01:09,546 --> 00:01:12,897 That means never holding back anything. Right, pit stains? 23 00:01:12,984 --> 00:01:16,771 Am I showing?Let's just say your shirt looks like my underwear right now. 24 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:19,948 Yeah. Well, look, no one tells Gayle anything she can't handle. 25 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:22,646 That's your mom's rule. You treat her like a mental patient. 26 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:25,259 Well, I mean, she probably should be one, right? 27 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:27,652 Yeah, I heard she ate her lipstick once... 28 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,871 because she wanted to feel "red" inside. 29 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:33,658 And she made a dress out of "live shrimp" and wore it to Mass. 30 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:36,400 - Oh, and she shaved her cat. - Louise, you know none of that is true. 31 00:01:36,486 --> 00:01:38,097 Except for the cat shaving. 32 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:40,317 Maybe the shrimp and the lipstick. 33 00:01:40,403 --> 00:01:42,753 Are you kidding me? My kid could paint that. 34 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:44,799 [ Tina ] Wow. It costs $200. 35 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:46,584 Someone bought that mess? 36 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:48,629 How rude! Harold![ Snoring ] 37 00:01:48,716 --> 00:01:50,326 Harold!What? 38 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:53,069 There are some poorly supervised children amongst the art. 39 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:54,765 Get rid of them!All right. 40 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,507 Let's go. Keep moving. 41 00:01:56,593 --> 00:01:58,466 Excuse me. Are you a-- Are you a bouncer? 42 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,381 Are you gonna bounce my kids?No, no. 43 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:02,730 - Just keep it moving, chubs. - Chubs? 44 00:02:02,817 --> 00:02:05,081 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 45 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,822 [ Coughs, Wheezes ]Hey, easy, pal. All right? 46 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:09,520 Don't touch.Come on, Dad. This guy's not worth it. 47 00:02:09,606 --> 00:02:12,262 - Listen to your kids, fatsy. - Fatsy? 48 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:14,656 Come on, Dad. Dad, look me--Louise-- 49 00:02:14,742 --> 00:02:16,265 Give me your eyes, Dad. Give me your eyes.Mm-hmm. 50 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:18,703 Take a deep breath. You are lucky, pal! 51 00:02:18,789 --> 00:02:20,313 It's not worth it, Dad. 52 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:23,272 If you hit him, your hand would smell like ointment and pee. 53 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,187 Yousmelllike ointment and pee. 54 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,146 Yousmell like ointment and pee! 55 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,973 Yousmelllike ointment and pee! 56 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:30,759 Yousmell like ointment and pee!You-- 57 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,937 Well, that was awkward. What is that place? 58 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:37,634 You don't know Reflections? 59 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:41,161 They sell art, not just during Art Crawl, but year-round. 60 00:02:41,247 --> 00:02:42,466 Reflections. 61 00:02:42,552 --> 00:02:44,293 Sounds like a strip club the way you say it. 62 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:46,514 Reflections.Mmm! 63 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,211 So, brace yourselves for Aunt Gayle's art show. 64 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:52,127 Mom said Aunt Gayle told her they're just adorable animals. 65 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,260 Oh, yeah? Well, that doesn't sound so bad. 66 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:56,872 H-H-Hi, hon! How was Art Crawl?Hey. 67 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:59,265 Huh? Everything's going great here. We're having fun. 68 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:01,092 - Oh, wow. - Lin-- 69 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,920 Gayle's here. We h-h-hung her paintings. 70 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:05,185 Look at this one! Look at that one! 71 00:03:05,271 --> 00:03:08,187 Linda, can you just let me see-- Oh, my God! 72 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:12,016 Yeah! Anuses! 73 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,500 Oh, God. Oh, my God, Lin. 74 00:03:16,586 --> 00:03:18,022 It's a few days, Bobby. 75 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,938 Linda, there are animal anuses all over our walls. 76 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:24,204 Just think of 'em as cute little rumps.Lin, they're anuses. 77 00:03:24,290 --> 00:03:27,163 I'm trying to think of worse paintings to hang in a restaurant. 78 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,209 Um-- Nope. I can't think of any. 79 00:03:29,295 --> 00:03:31,122 - Bad monkey! - Kids, stop that. 80 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,473 No. I'm spanking the monkey! 81 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:36,737 No way, Dad. This is the best thing that has ever happened to us. 82 00:03:36,824 --> 00:03:38,348 Horse butt. 83 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,655 Oh, hello, sir. Don't look at the pictures of the anus-- 84 00:03:40,741 --> 00:03:42,526 Oh, he already did. Okay. 85 00:03:42,612 --> 00:03:45,224 You see that, Lin? No one wants to eat with one of those staring at them. 86 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,878 Come on, you can't seriously think that this is a good idea. 87 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:49,793 Well, they're not for me, 88 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:52,622 but we promised Gayle she could display her art for the Art Crawl. 89 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:54,711 We can't take it back now. She's fragile. 90 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:57,627 - We have to support her. - She's not that fragile, Lin. 91 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,804 [ Fork Clinks ]Oh! [ Hyperventilating ] 92 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:01,152 What happened? What happened? 93 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,852 Gayle, Gayle honey, look. Look, it's a fork. 94 00:04:03,938 --> 00:04:05,549 [ Whimpering ] What?Look, it's a fork. 95 00:04:05,635 --> 00:04:07,247 Oh, it's a fork. Heh. 96 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:10,074 Oh, you're killing me. She's killing me.[ Chuckling ] 97 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,902 Okay, so she's fragile. 98 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,644 And that means we have to be the anus restaurant? 99 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:15,167 Yes, it means that. 100 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:16,733 Oh, we can make T-shirts! 101 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:19,346 It'll say: "Milk, milk, lemonade. 102 00:04:19,432 --> 00:04:21,738 Around the corner, art is made." 103 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:23,785 Bob! Do you love 'em? 104 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:25,221 Or do you just love 'em? 105 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,440 Um, how did you-- 106 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:30,487 Why-- Why would you paint-- this? 107 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:34,317 The inspiration came to me on a mountaintop. 108 00:04:34,403 --> 00:04:37,101 What should I paint? 109 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,713 [ Creature Chittering ] 110 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,411 [ Chittering ] 111 00:04:41,497 --> 00:04:45,807 [ Gayle's Voice ] ♪ I look at you I see in you ♪ 112 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:49,550 ♪ I see what's inside you ♪♪ 113 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:52,422 Huh.He loves 'em! 114 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:58,427 All right, listen up. 115 00:04:58,514 --> 00:05:00,560 All the suckers come out for Art Crawl. 116 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,867 And they all want to pay money for crap. 117 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,651 So paint some crap, and we can sell it. 118 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,437 - Wait. You're not painting? - No. I'm management. 119 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,439 You two paint the stuff. I'll do the rest. 120 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:12,007 I'll be wheelin' and dealin'. I'll be gettin' my percent. 121 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:15,576 Okay, let's see what you got so far. 122 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,665 Time's up. Paint brushes down. 123 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,579 What the hell is this? 124 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:22,625 I told you to paint commercial, touristy crap. 125 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,324 I'm sorry. I'm not a sellout. 126 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:25,976 I can only paint what I feel. 127 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:27,805 And I can only paint the truth! 128 00:05:27,891 --> 00:05:29,153 The robots are coming! 129 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,634 [ Imitating Laser Blasts ] 130 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:31,939 Hide! 131 00:05:32,026 --> 00:05:33,507 Ah, this is great. 132 00:05:33,593 --> 00:05:35,812 You guys want to be real artists, huh? 133 00:05:35,899 --> 00:05:38,425 Okay, that's an angle. I can sell that. 134 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:41,689 But if you're going artsy, then you're going all the way. 135 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:44,255 Someone'scutting off an ear. 136 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,170 I need both of mine. I wear glasses. 137 00:05:46,257 --> 00:05:47,564 Whelp, what's your excuse? 138 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,391 Don't got one. Have at it. 139 00:05:49,478 --> 00:05:51,307 Teddy, what's wrong? You haven't touched your food. 140 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,221 I don't know, Bob. It's just the, uh-- 141 00:05:53,308 --> 00:05:55,223 The anuses?Yeah, you know. 142 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:57,052 Yeah, they're, uh--I know. 143 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,444 They're like Mona Lisa's eyes. 144 00:05:58,531 --> 00:06:00,315 They follow you wherever you go. 145 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,884 Ooh, you're right.Well, I like 'em. 146 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:04,014 You like 'em?[ Groans ] 147 00:06:04,101 --> 00:06:05,755 Yeah. What's the problem? 148 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:07,670 [ Bell Rings ]The anus is the window of the butt. 149 00:06:07,757 --> 00:06:10,413 It's true. I guess she's just painting what we're all thinking. 150 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:13,285 Well, okay, but, Mort, would you hang them up in your funeral home? 151 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:16,245 Course not. That would be terrible for business. I'm not an idiot. 152 00:06:16,331 --> 00:06:18,552 Count to three, but do it on "two." 153 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:21,250 I'll keep it on ice until Art Crawl's over.Thanks, T. 154 00:06:21,336 --> 00:06:23,425 Here goes. Now listen, Gene. 155 00:06:23,512 --> 00:06:26,646 I'm gonna have trouble cutting through the cartilage at first.Mm-hmm. 156 00:06:26,733 --> 00:06:29,824 Uh! Aaah!While I'm doing it, just think about your art. 157 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,173 Okay!All right. 158 00:06:31,259 --> 00:06:33,610 Ready?Ninja robot. Ninja robot. Ninja robot. 159 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,526 One, two--Hey, kids. 160 00:06:36,612 --> 00:06:39,268 Oh, hey, Dad.I had to get away from those anuses for a while. 161 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:41,749 - You mean Mort and Teddy? - No. No. 162 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,141 Your-- Gayle's paintings. What are you kids doing? 163 00:06:44,228 --> 00:06:45,970 What knife?What do you mean, "What knife?" 164 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:47,406 Why are you holding a knife?Why am I holding a knife? 165 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,321 She's turning me into a real artist. 166 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:51,235 No, she's not. Put the knife down. 167 00:06:51,322 --> 00:06:54,283 I want to be an artist! Like Leonardo DiCaprio. 168 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:55,588 That's right. 169 00:06:55,675 --> 00:06:57,547 That's da Vinci, Gene.No! 170 00:06:57,634 --> 00:07:00,942 The only way I can sell this garbage is if I make them legit! 171 00:07:01,028 --> 00:07:03,247 Hey, wait a second. I have an idea. 172 00:07:03,334 --> 00:07:04,946 You know who loves the stuff you kids draw? 173 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,817 You?No. Your mother. 174 00:07:06,903 --> 00:07:08,992 This crap is like catnip to her. She can't resist it. 175 00:07:09,079 --> 00:07:10,690 Bring 'em inside. 176 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,954 All right, we need to get these up before they get back. 177 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,478 Your mom will be so excited to see this stuff... 178 00:07:15,564 --> 00:07:18,175 she won't even notice that I took Gayle's paintings down. 179 00:07:18,262 --> 00:07:20,875 Pretty manipulative, Dad. I see where I get it. 180 00:07:20,961 --> 00:07:23,007 Thank you. You should see my taxes. 181 00:07:23,093 --> 00:07:24,747 What's this supposed to be? 182 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:27,490 A ninja robot fighting a vampire tape recorder at Stonehenge. 183 00:07:27,576 --> 00:07:29,709 - Who's that in the background? - That's my friend Ken. 184 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,754 Why is he like that?He's an albino. 185 00:07:31,841 --> 00:07:33,148 Oh.Yeah. 186 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:35,237 I've never met Ken. Is he real or imaginary? 187 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,151 He's real, and he does improvised hip-hop. 188 00:07:37,238 --> 00:07:39,153 Okay. How old is he?He's 28. 189 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,199 You can't have a 28-year-old albino friend. 190 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,461 Yes, I can! 191 00:07:42,548 --> 00:07:44,507 I can't deal with this right now. 192 00:07:44,593 --> 00:07:46,334 - Tina, what do you got? - It's our dentist. 193 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:48,031 Dr. Yap? Why is he nude? 194 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:49,685 Wait. Has he been nude with you, Tina? 195 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:51,600 I exercised some artistic license. 196 00:07:51,687 --> 00:07:52,862 [ Murmurs ] 197 00:07:52,949 --> 00:07:54,516 - We're switching dentists. - No! 198 00:07:54,603 --> 00:07:55,952 I can't deal with that right now. 199 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,389 - But-- - Let's get 'em up. 200 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:58,956 [ Bell Rings ] 201 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:00,740 Linda, Gayle. How was lunch? 202 00:08:00,827 --> 00:08:02,786 Very interesting. 203 00:08:02,872 --> 00:08:06,398 I think the waiter might have been hitting on me. 204 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:09,663 Yes. He was very attentive. 205 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,141 And he asked you a lot of questions about food. 206 00:08:11,228 --> 00:08:12,317 What was that all about? 207 00:08:12,403 --> 00:08:13,841 Uh, Bob? 208 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,406 Where are my paintings? 209 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,060 What? Wha-- Oh. 210 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:19,934 I had to take a few down to make room for the kids' stuff. 211 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,196 Bobby! Aw. 212 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:23,067 - The kids' stuff! - Yeah. 213 00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:25,853 It's like our wall is a giant refrigerator. I love it. 214 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,377 Oh! Gee, Bob, if I didn't know any better, 215 00:08:28,463 --> 00:08:30,944 I'd think you didn't like my paintings. 216 00:08:31,031 --> 00:08:33,033 What? No. I--Aw. 217 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,341 No, no, no. I know when I'm being lied to, Bob. 218 00:08:36,427 --> 00:08:40,955 It's like when I look at myself in the mirror and say, "It's going to be okay." 219 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,000 Fine, look, Gayle, I'm gonna level with you. 220 00:08:43,086 --> 00:08:45,046 No. No, Bob. No. No leveling. 221 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,437 - No. - Here we go. 222 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:48,048 Gayle, the thing about your paintings-- 223 00:08:48,135 --> 00:08:49,745 Bobby![ Bell Rings ] 224 00:08:49,832 --> 00:08:52,400 Oh, look. Senior visitors! Yay! 225 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:55,186 Oh-ho-ho! Well, look who it is. 226 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:56,884 Great. The art store people. 227 00:08:56,971 --> 00:09:01,235 Oh! Reflections. I love that store! 228 00:09:01,322 --> 00:09:03,759 I love your yarn. What can we get for you? 229 00:09:03,846 --> 00:09:05,544 I'm not here as a patron. 230 00:09:05,631 --> 00:09:09,722 I'm here as Edith Cranwinkle, chairperson of the Art Crawl. 231 00:09:09,809 --> 00:09:11,899 I rushed right over here because there are murmurs-- 232 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,030 whispers and murmurs around town-- 233 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,076 that you're displaying-- 234 00:09:16,163 --> 00:09:19,080 [ Whispering ] certain offensive orifices during the Art Crawl. 235 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,211 Offices? 236 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:22,256 - Orifices! - [ Shrieks ] 237 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,519 Not anymore. I took them all down. 238 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:28,001 Oh, what a relief. I'm glad you agree with my decision. 239 00:09:28,088 --> 00:09:29,786 Your decision? What decision? 240 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:32,179 That you can't display that type of art here. 241 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,922 Wait. I can't?Absolutely not! 242 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,619 It's obscene.Obscene. 243 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,056 - Oh, really? - Yes. I won't allow it. 244 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:41,231 [ Scoffs ] Excuse me? You won't allow it? 245 00:09:41,318 --> 00:09:43,234 That's right, tubsy. You heard her. 246 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:46,629 Who are you two to tell me what I can or can't hang on my wall? 247 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,413 I am chairperson of the Art Crawl. 248 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,460 Well, I'm the chairperson of this restaurant. 249 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,070 And you know what? They're gonna go back up. 250 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,549 How dare you! 251 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,899 Aw, Bobby! 252 00:09:56,986 --> 00:09:58,727 Gene, Louise, go get the paintings. 253 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,381 - Here they are! - [ Both Gasp ] 254 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,993 - Step into the butt closet! - I will not! 255 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,255 - You should try it. - I will not! 256 00:10:05,342 --> 00:10:08,259 What's it gonna take to get you into this rhino anus today? 257 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:12,307 You are in direct violation of my wife, Bob. 258 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:15,091 Oh, I am, am I? Well, how about this? 259 00:10:15,178 --> 00:10:16,441 Horse anus.Oh! 260 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,355 - Look at it. - Aaah! 261 00:10:18,442 --> 00:10:20,009 Chicken anus.Agh! 262 00:10:20,096 --> 00:10:21,359 Take a closer look. 263 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,360 Fox anus.Harold! 264 00:10:23,447 --> 00:10:25,885 Gayle, I'm commissioning a new series of anus paintings. 265 00:10:25,972 --> 00:10:28,539 Two words-- bigger and more. 266 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,325 - [ Gasps ] - Out! 267 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,892 I cast you out! 268 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,154 [ Edith, Harold Gasping, Groaning ] 269 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,335 Keep 'em coming, Gayle! 270 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,945 [ Gayle ] Almost done! 271 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:45,427 Oh, my! I feel like I could fall into this one. 272 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:48,822 Bob, I thought you didn't want to become "the anus restaurant." 273 00:10:48,908 --> 00:10:52,739 Well, I've embraced it. We arethe anus restaurant, Lin. 274 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,957 A-nus! A-nus! Kids! 275 00:10:55,044 --> 00:10:57,525 [ Chanting ] A-nus! A-nus! A-nus! 276 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,745 [ Bell Rings ]That's right! Go tell your friends! 277 00:10:59,832 --> 00:11:02,573 Or don't. Either way. It's your choice. 278 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,315 Hey, you asked for this, Lin. 279 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:07,623 I'm just doing what you wanted me to do-- support your sister. 280 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,842 Oh, what a crock of crap! 281 00:11:09,929 --> 00:11:13,280 This is about you and your pride and that Edith. 282 00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,979 You just want to provoke her.Damn right I do. 283 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,328 [ Rings ] 284 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,940 This one big enough for you, Edith? 285 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,158 [ Laughing ] 286 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:25,249 [ Screaming ] Hah! 287 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:28,948 Fresh from their triumphant debut at Bob's Burgers! 288 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:32,081 That's right, gallery-quality paintings at sidewalk prices. 289 00:11:32,168 --> 00:11:34,605 Art lover, check this out! 290 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:37,304 Hey, that's Dr. Yap. He's my dentist. 291 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:40,700 That's a good likeness in the face, but, uh, the proportions are off. 292 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,440 No, I-- The proportions are right. 293 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,399 Well, I'm getting adult braces. 294 00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:46,356 So?So I should know. 295 00:11:46,443 --> 00:11:48,969 Dr. Yap has short, strong legs, and his torso is-- 296 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,100 Well, I'm off to do some more roller-skating! 297 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:53,929 You know what? I've done all I can for you hacks. 298 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,932 You refuse to paint touristy art. 299 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,890 Dad won't let me cut off Gene's ear. 300 00:11:57,977 --> 00:11:59,893 We're through! We are through! 301 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,111 I'm dropping you as my clients, 302 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:04,505 and I'm dropping you as my siblings! 303 00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:07,116 Go take some art classes, you wannabes! 304 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:09,076 Hey, Andy, Ollie. 305 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,250 Hmm?Huh? 306 00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:11,687 You too, Red. Come here.Huh? 307 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,690 You ever heard of the game... 308 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,345 "you guys paint whatever I say and then I sell it"? 309 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:20,043 Does the winner get a hug from Ollie? 310 00:12:20,129 --> 00:12:23,743 Ah, Andy, you can have one of those any old time. 311 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,701 - Now? Sugar. - Mmm! Ooh, ooh, ooh. 312 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,269 All right, stop hugging! Let's paint! 313 00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:30,532 Let's paint shells and sunsets and crap! 314 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,011 [ All ] Yay! 315 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,841 Attention, everyone! 316 00:12:35,928 --> 00:12:40,542 This installation is not approved by the Art Crawl Association. 317 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:44,459 It's obscene and should be taken down immediately! 318 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:49,376 Well, I'll tell you this. It doesn't need to be approved by the Art Crawl Association... 319 00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:52,640 because this is now a permanent installation. 320 00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:54,076 - [ Gasps ] - Permanent? 321 00:12:54,163 --> 00:12:56,600 You'll regret this, Bob!Oh, is that a threat? 322 00:12:56,687 --> 00:12:58,865 Oh, when I threaten you, you'll know it! 323 00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:01,605 Yeah, when she threatens you, you'll know it! 324 00:13:01,692 --> 00:13:04,260 Okay, was that a threat?You bet it was! 325 00:13:04,347 --> 00:13:08,264 Is that supposed to scare me?Defi-- [ Coughing ] 326 00:13:08,351 --> 00:13:09,745 [ Wheezing ] 327 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:13,182 Yes. [ Coughing, Wheezing ] 328 00:13:13,269 --> 00:13:14,183 You want some water? 329 00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:16,447 He would never drink your water! 330 00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:19,014 I really need some-- [ Coughing, Wheezing ] 331 00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:21,801 He's fine! You're fine. 332 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,149 [ Gasping ] Could use some water. 333 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,803 You're fine.Bob, water. 334 00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:28,024 No! He'd rather die than drink your water! 335 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,634 I wouldn't.Yes, he would! 336 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:32,245 - I'll drink it! - No water, Harold! 337 00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:33,986 Please!Never! 338 00:13:34,073 --> 00:13:36,423 [ Whimpering ] 339 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,302 [ Rings ] 340 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,827 Edith. 341 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:52,265 Unbelievable. This is nuts. 342 00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:54,355 I can't believe Edith would do this. 343 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,225 [ Gasps ] My artwork! 344 00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:57,923 It's ruined! 345 00:13:58,010 --> 00:14:01,404 They painted underpants on my beautiful anuses! 346 00:14:01,491 --> 00:14:04,668 Gayle. Gayle, no need to go off the deep end, okay? 347 00:14:04,755 --> 00:14:06,409 You should be flattered, right? 348 00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:08,716 All the great artists get censored. 349 00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:11,153 They do not.Yes, yes! All of 'em do. 350 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,068 Every-- All the good ones. 351 00:14:13,155 --> 00:14:15,331 Oh, God, what a whirlwind we've been on. 352 00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:18,161 I feel, like, let's just put this all behind us and move on. 353 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,553 I'm going down there.What? 354 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,337 Where?To see Edith. 355 00:14:21,424 --> 00:14:23,427 Bobby, don't do anything crazy.[ Bell Rings ] 356 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,602 I'm not crazy. They'recrazy! 357 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,169 And they're not gonna get away with it! 358 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:33,088 Glue that shell in the middle, Andy! What are you doing? 359 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,875 My hand is cramping up!I ate too much glue! 360 00:14:35,961 --> 00:14:38,659 Andy, Ollie, come here. 361 00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:43,186 Listen, I'm pushing you because you've got talent, babies. 362 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:46,407 And I'm gonna take care of you. Oh, you better believe it. 363 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,931 But first you gotta make some money for Mommy. 364 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,498 Okay, babies? 365 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,629 You too, Red. What's your name, sweetheart? 366 00:14:52,716 --> 00:14:54,457 Devin McJim--Shut up! 367 00:14:54,544 --> 00:14:56,938 It doesn't matter! Stop talking! 368 00:14:57,025 --> 00:14:59,115 Start working! Work! 369 00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:01,769 Shells go in the middle! 370 00:15:01,856 --> 00:15:03,510 - [ Whimpers ] - Here you go. 371 00:15:03,597 --> 00:15:05,207 One-of-a-kind original. 372 00:15:05,294 --> 00:15:08,471 Help support these poor deformed orphans.[ Groaning ] 373 00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:09,951 Twenty bucks.[ Gasps ] 374 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,695 Whoa. Dad's pissed. 375 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,479 That's a take five. 376 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,698 For me! Not you! 377 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,308 [ Groans ] 378 00:15:19,395 --> 00:15:23,530 Oh, look, everyone. The town pornographer. 379 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,924 Can it, Edith. I'm here to get an apology. 380 00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:29,928 For what-- standing up for artistic integrity and common decency? 381 00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:32,148 There's nothing decent about what you did. 382 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:35,673 First you tried to tell me what to put on my walls. Then you vandalized it. 383 00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:37,066 Have you no shame? 384 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,373 I have no idea what you're talking about. 385 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,201 And neither does he.What? 386 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,638 Hit her, Dad!I'm not gonna hit her, Louise. 387 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,769 Hit her, Dad!Gene? Tina? 388 00:15:45,856 --> 00:15:47,467 What are you two doing here?Learning to paint. 389 00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:49,164 We're honing our craft. 390 00:15:49,251 --> 00:15:51,907 Okay, well, good luck trying to polish a turd. 391 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,474 Wait, I thought you hated my kids. 392 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,999 My art workshop is open to all who respect art. 393 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,826 So I'll have to ask you to leave. 394 00:15:58,913 --> 00:16:00,916 Then ask me.Please leave. 395 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,614 Not before I get an apology.Not on your life! 396 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,181 Have it your way, art lady! 397 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,399 Hey. 398 00:16:06,486 --> 00:16:07,749 Poke her in the eye with the brush. 399 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,490 Oh, I've got a better idea, Louise. 400 00:16:09,576 --> 00:16:11,274 [ Laughing ] Take that! 401 00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:14,015 - [ Gasps ] - Dad, what is that? 402 00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:16,496 It's an anus.[ All Gasp ] 403 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:19,413 What else would it be? What has this been all about? 404 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,241 You call that an anus? It looks just like a black dot! 405 00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:24,591 What kind of anus is that?Oh! 406 00:16:24,678 --> 00:16:28,161 Well, Harold, it looks like I'll need to practice a little more.I'll say. 407 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,770 - How about one right here! - [ Harold, Edith Gasp ] 408 00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:31,511 And what about here!Ow! 409 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,470 - This one might need an anus! - [ Edith Groans ] 410 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,298 How about this lighthouse! It has an anus now! 411 00:16:36,385 --> 00:16:38,345 - [ Harold, Edith Gasp ] - Looking good, Dad. 412 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:41,129 - Thanks, Tine. - Rip that lighthouse a new one, Dad! 413 00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:42,870 I feel so alive! 414 00:16:42,957 --> 00:16:44,786 This is what God must feel like. 415 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,309 Kids, tell your mother not to wait up! 416 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:51,139 Use the brown! Use the brown! 417 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,538 You should've seen it, Mom. Dad went nuts! 418 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,408 Aw, Bobby, what'd you do? 419 00:16:59,495 --> 00:17:00,932 I got justice, Lin. 420 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,283 Dad painted an anus on a lighthouse. 421 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:07,155 Yeah. And on a mountain and on a sunset and on a sailboat. 422 00:17:07,242 --> 00:17:09,506 And on Dr. Yap.And Ken. 423 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,987 Yeah, I'm sorry I painted on your paintings, kids. 424 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,380 They were in the line of fire. 425 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,990 You painted anuses on paintings? 426 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,166 Where's Gayle? I gotta tell her how I stood up for her. 427 00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:21,083 She's in the basement trying to get the underwear off her paintings. 428 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,953 You shouldn't have done it, Bob. 429 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,826 Are you kidding, Lin? It's the best thing I've ever done in my life. 430 00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:27,394 [ Bob ] Ow. 431 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,916 See, that's how you put on handcuffs. 432 00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:31,528 They don't look tight enough to me.Why are these on me? 433 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,574 Because you anally defaced her property. 434 00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,531 But she started it. Look what she did. 435 00:17:35,618 --> 00:17:38,752 Oh. I like the new direction and wish I could take credit. 436 00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:41,277 But like I said, I had nothing to do with it. 437 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,800 We'll see about that. I'm pressing charges. 438 00:17:43,887 --> 00:17:45,367 We're gonna take this to court! 439 00:17:45,454 --> 00:17:48,240 Wait. Now you're charging her? This is confusin'. 440 00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:50,807 - Is Dad going to jail? - I'll wait for you. 441 00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:53,855 Word of advice, Dad. Don't tell your cell mate what you're in for. 442 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,638 I hope our new dad is a blond. 443 00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,815 I can't take it anymore! 444 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,556 Edith didn't paint the underwear! 445 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,950 - I did it! - [ All Gasp ] 446 00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,083 What? You painted all those underpants, Linda? 447 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,997 Oh, I couldn't help it. 448 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,044 Those anuses were haunting me in my sleep. 449 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:12,394 ♪♪ [ Macabre ] 450 00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,441 [ Male Chorus ] ♪ Butts, butts butts, butts ♪ 451 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,703 ♪ Butts, butts butts, butts ♪ 452 00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:19,315 Huh? Wha-- [ Shrieking ] 453 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,577 ♪ Butts, our butts Our butts are beautiful ♪ 454 00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:23,753 ♪ Butts, our butts Our butts are beautiful ♪ 455 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,756 ♪ Butts, butts, butts ♪♪ 456 00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:29,455 Whoa! Whoa! Anu-- Anus! Anus! 457 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,848 No! 458 00:18:31,935 --> 00:18:34,329 You were the one who said we had to support your sister. 459 00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:38,073 I did support her-- until I figured out a way to destroy her art... 460 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,857 while preserving her feelings and blaming someone else. 461 00:18:40,944 --> 00:18:42,817 I thought those looked familiar. 462 00:18:42,903 --> 00:18:46,603 Oh, yeah. Mom, you painted your own underwear. 463 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,127 What? How do you know what my underwear looks like? 464 00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:50,606 How don'tI know? 465 00:18:50,693 --> 00:18:52,086 She wears it around the house, 466 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,480 flaunting it like she's all that. 467 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,872 I do not! 468 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,917 Okay, Bobby, let's go to jail. 469 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,484 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can't I-- 470 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,355 Edith, can't I just pay for the paintings? 471 00:19:00,442 --> 00:19:04,011 Well, the retail value of what you destroyed was over a thousand dollars! 472 00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:05,230 We'll give you 200. 473 00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:07,145 We haven't sold a burger all week, Lin. 474 00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:08,190 We don't have that kind of money. 475 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,844 I got this one, Dad. 476 00:19:12,846 --> 00:19:15,545 Are we good here?Fine! We'll take it. 477 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,373 Me and you can settle up later. 478 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,201 Where the hell'd you get all that money from? 479 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,855 Shh. Don't ask. Don't ask. It's Art Crawl. 480 00:19:21,942 --> 00:19:24,163 But--Shh! Shh, shh, shh, shh. 481 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,338 Louise. What?Shut your mouth. It's Art Crawl. 482 00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:28,078 But I-- But the mon--Shh! 483 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,298 Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.But where did you-- 484 00:19:30,385 --> 00:19:32,300 I said shut your mouth. It's Art Crawl. 485 00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:34,781 Come on, Harold, let's get out of this ass parlor. 486 00:19:34,868 --> 00:19:37,306 It stinks.Okay. 487 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,439 [ Bell Rings ] 488 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,961 Linda, none of this would have happened... 489 00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:42,833 if you'd just been honest with your sister. 490 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,707 It's true, Mom. I've been honest with these two since the day Gene got fat. 491 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,535 I remember the ice cream sandwich that did it. 492 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,144 I regret nothing. 493 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,278 And Tina-- bad breath every day. 494 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:53,670 Not if you like fish. 495 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:54,932 See how tough they are? 496 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,631 We've been desensitized.I'm so numb. 497 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,807 All right, from now on, I'm going to be honest with my sister. 498 00:20:00,894 --> 00:20:02,505 She deserves to know the truth. 499 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,202 [ Gayle ] I did it! I did it! 500 00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:06,116 I fixed all the paintings! 501 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:09,817 I added pants and huge, pendulous breasts. 502 00:20:09,903 --> 00:20:11,471 Oh, I'm so excited! 503 00:20:11,557 --> 00:20:13,167 I think it's my best work ever. What do you think? 504 00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:15,997 I'm not hearing anything. 505 00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:18,304 Oh, my God. 506 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,394 Gayle, it's beautiful.They're great. 507 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,439 - They look great. - They're great! 508 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,006 - [ Bob ] I love them. - Fantastic! 509 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,921 Yes, they are. Very, very. 510 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,531 Yeah, look at that.I knew it! I knew they were great! 511 00:20:29,618 --> 00:20:33,492 Here, you hang these, and I'm gonna go back down and finish the rest of 'em. 512 00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:35,364 Oh, I couldn't do it.I wouldn't have done it. 513 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,626 There's exceptions to the honesty policy. 514 00:20:37,713 --> 00:20:40,064 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Lin, you did the right thing. 515 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,153 Oh, thank you for supporting me. 516 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,112 I want to hug each and every one of you! 517 00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,332 Come here, all of you! Come on!All right. 518 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,073 Oh, I love my family!I can't breathe. 519 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,032 I love you.Ow! 520 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:53,512 [ Squealing ] 521 00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:54,730 [ Wind Blowing ][ Seagulls Squawking ] 522 00:20:54,817 --> 00:20:56,124 Do you think she's coming back? 523 00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,994 I don't know. I'm so cold. 524 00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,824 Cut me open and crawl inside me. 525 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,784 One of us should live.Okay. 526 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:08,179 [ Louise ] Mama's comin' back, and Mama better see some paintings! 527 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,093 [ Both Scream ] 528 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:13,836 ♪♪ [ Macabre ] 529 00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:16,057 [ Male Chorus ] ♪ Butts, butts butts, butts ♪ 530 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,493 ♪ Butts, butts butts, butts ♪ 531 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,931 ♪ Our butts, our butts Our butts are beautiful ♪ 532 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:23,238 ♪ Butts, our butts Our butts are beautiful ♪ 533 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,371 ♪ Butts, our butts Our butts are beautiful ♪ 534 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,286 ♪ Butts, butts, butts ♪♪ 535 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,556 Let's get out of this ass parlor. 536 00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:37,861 It stinks.