1 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:25,024 [ Jimmy ] Bob! Hey! Whoo-hoo! 2 00:00:25,111 --> 00:00:27,678 [ Whistles ] Bob! I think you missed a spot! 3 00:00:27,765 --> 00:00:30,333 Oh, never mind. That's just your mustache! 4 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:32,118 Ka-boom![ Laughing ] 5 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:34,817 Ha-ha. Ha-ha, Jimmy! Good one. 6 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:38,125 Uh, at least I could grow one. You can't! 7 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:40,430 Gene? Louise? How about a "ka-boom"? 8 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:43,130 You can do better than that, Dad.Yeah, step it up. 9 00:00:43,216 --> 00:00:45,219 Okay, you do better. Give me something. 10 00:00:45,305 --> 00:00:47,134 How 'bout-- [ Exhales ] I don't know. 11 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:50,615 Nice shoes, Jimmy. Do they make them for men too? Ha! 12 00:00:50,701 --> 00:00:53,140 All right, that's, uh-- that's good. Hey, Ji-- 13 00:00:53,226 --> 00:00:54,880 Oh. They're gone. 14 00:00:54,966 --> 00:00:56,664 God, I hate Jimmy Pesto... 15 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,362 with his crappy food... 16 00:00:58,448 --> 00:01:00,234 and all his customers. 17 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,192 Forget about your silly rivalry for one minute. 18 00:01:02,278 --> 00:01:03,932 Bob, listen, come here. 19 00:01:04,019 --> 00:01:05,325 Tina's birthday's coming up, 20 00:01:05,412 --> 00:01:06,891 and I think we should do something special... 21 00:01:06,978 --> 00:01:08,459 since she's turning 13. 22 00:01:08,545 --> 00:01:10,896 This is the year she becomes a woman. 23 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:14,073 I don't want to hear this.Bob, she deserves a special party this year. 24 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:17,164 If what it says in her diary is true, then I'd say she needs it. 25 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:18,817 A lot. 26 00:01:18,903 --> 00:01:20,775 It's true.Wait. You read her diary? 27 00:01:20,862 --> 00:01:22,777 - Yeah. - What I can stomach. 28 00:01:22,864 --> 00:01:26,042 - I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs. - What-- What does it say? 29 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:28,739 - It says, "I'm not on drugs." - It's pretty rough. 30 00:01:28,826 --> 00:01:31,481 But she thinks things will really turn around this year. 31 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:33,615 Yeah, she dubbed it "The Year of Tina." 32 00:01:33,701 --> 00:01:35,746 Why is everyone reading her diary? 33 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,837 It's well-written.She's better on the page than in person. 34 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:42,450 And what if the Nazis get us, and it's all we have of our family? 35 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:45,496 Okay, fine. We'll make this birthday extra-special. 36 00:01:45,582 --> 00:01:48,325 All right. Tina, sweetie, come here. 37 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,805 - Yeah? - Listen, baby. 38 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:54,026 We'd like you to have an extra-special 13th birthday party. 39 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,334 So take your time and think about what would make the perfect party. 40 00:01:57,420 --> 00:01:59,293 - I'd like it to be a boy-girl party. - Mm-hmm. 41 00:01:59,379 --> 00:02:01,076 With mingling.Mmm. 42 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:03,775 I want to close the restaurant and invite my whole class over.No. 43 00:02:03,861 --> 00:02:07,518 And I want there to be a deejay, dancing and a smoke machine.Mm-mmm. 44 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:10,390 About two hours into the party, I want there to be a moment... 45 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:12,740 - where I see Jimmy Jr. across the room. - Hmm. 46 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:14,568 - And we're pulled toward each other. - Mm-mmm. 47 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,745 - We meet under the disco ball. - Mmm? 48 00:02:16,831 --> 00:02:19,835 And we kiss until our bodies and souls become one.Oh, God. 49 00:02:19,921 --> 00:02:21,444 And it's my first kiss.Mmm. 50 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,752 And it's perfect, and I remember it forever. 51 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:26,449 Freak.Scary. 52 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,973 Wow! You really put some thought into it. 53 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,628 That, uh, sounds expensive. 54 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:34,240 And I could do without the kissing Pesto's kid part. 55 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:37,156 Oh. It's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life. 56 00:02:37,243 --> 00:02:38,766 Bob, a word? 57 00:02:38,853 --> 00:02:40,072 Now?Not now. 58 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:41,421 Now.All right. 59 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:43,598 You want to kiss Jimmy Pesto Jr.? 60 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:45,555 Yes. A lot. Many times. 61 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:48,079 I can help you. I'll be your kissing coordinator. 62 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,126 It's my birthday present to you. 63 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,781 Yeah, I think I know how to kiss. 64 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:55,305 Ow!Do ya? You think you know how to kiss? 65 00:02:55,391 --> 00:02:57,741 You know how to lock lips, huh? Do ya?Ow! 66 00:02:57,829 --> 00:03:00,484 You think you know what it feels like to kiss a man, Tina? 67 00:03:00,570 --> 00:03:03,486 If you don't know what you're doing out there, you could get yourself killed, or worse! 68 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:05,967 Ow! Ow!S.T.D.'s, Tina. Have you heard of 'em? 69 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:08,013 Have you heard of herpes? Have you?Yes. Yes. 70 00:03:08,099 --> 00:03:10,364 Do you know what herpes feels like on your mouth?Yes. 71 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:12,627 What? What is it? What? 72 00:03:12,713 --> 00:03:15,020 Like, um, cuts on your mouth. 73 00:03:15,106 --> 00:03:16,586 That sounds right. 74 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:18,459 I'm gonna slap Gene.Ow! 75 00:03:18,545 --> 00:03:21,810 Closing down the restaurant, getting a smoke machine and a deejay? 76 00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:24,769 That's gonna add up. We have nothing extra this month, Lin. 77 00:03:24,855 --> 00:03:27,424 Well, we gotta do what we gotta do. Look at her. 78 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:30,861 - [ Bob ] She's so awkward. - She's a good girl. 79 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:34,474 Okay. I'll talk to Fischoeder about getting an extension on the rent. 80 00:03:36,824 --> 00:03:38,435 It's foggy. 81 00:03:38,521 --> 00:03:39,957 Yes, it is. 82 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:41,786 Are you there?I am. 83 00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:44,962 [ Exhales ] Why are we here in the fog? 84 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:48,879 I-- I wanted to meet you, and then you told me to meet you here. 85 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:52,361 Oh, that's right. It was a good idea. I love the fog. 86 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:55,800 Listen, Mr. Fischoeder, I know we talked about never doing this again, 87 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:59,151 but if you can just give us two extra weeks this month on the rent-- 88 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,849 I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Bob. 89 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:06,637 Were you going to follow that up with anything?No. 90 00:04:06,723 --> 00:04:08,509 Oh. 91 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:11,816 Oh, I love the way the fog feels under my cape. 92 00:04:11,902 --> 00:04:14,210 Well, uh, right. I'll get going. 93 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:18,127 Bob, listen, what if I don't give you an extension on your rent, 94 00:04:18,213 --> 00:04:21,956 but I dogive you the opportunity to earn some extra money... 95 00:04:22,043 --> 00:04:24,264 in one of my side businesses? 96 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:26,613 That sounds... sketchy. 97 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:28,268 Oh, it is, Bob.Oh. 98 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:31,139 But you get to wear this hat.Oh! 99 00:04:31,226 --> 00:04:35,752 So for the next week I'll be driving a taxicab to pay for Tina's party. 100 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,754 - And I'll be wearing this hat. - Cool! 101 00:04:37,841 --> 00:04:39,365 Cool hat or job? 102 00:04:39,452 --> 00:04:41,149 - Job. - Hat. - Thank you, Dad. 103 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:43,848 This party is gonna sizzle. [ Imitates Sizzling ] 104 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:46,242 Stop it.Wait. Wait, B-Bobby. 105 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,766 Yes?When are you gonna have time to drive a cab? 106 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:50,812 I'll work the full day at the restaurant. 107 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:53,596 Then I'll go drive the cab from 10:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m. 108 00:04:53,683 --> 00:04:56,252 Aw, Bob.All right, all right. 109 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,992 Wait. Why do you have to wear a hat? 110 00:04:58,079 --> 00:04:59,908 Just let this be fun for me. 111 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:01,475 Dad, you won't regret this. 112 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,999 When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, 113 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:06,827 it'll be like we're all kissing Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball. 114 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,612 I call first.Really? 115 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:11,398 Well, if I'm gonna kiss him, I don't want to go after you guys. 116 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,399 I'll go last. I'm fine with that. 117 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,358 We're not kissing Jimmy Jr. 118 00:05:15,444 --> 00:05:16,750 Yes, we are! 119 00:05:21,668 --> 00:05:24,672 That's 10 pieces of gum, Tina. Chew! Chew! 120 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:27,588 [ Groaning ]A kiss is like a fight with mouths. 121 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:30,372 And... time. Spit. 122 00:05:30,459 --> 00:05:33,071 I'm going to destroy this kiss. [ Moaning ] 123 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:35,509 Ow!Not yet. 124 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,771 There's my Johnny Two-Jobs. 125 00:05:37,858 --> 00:05:40,427 Making money for the dream birthday party. 126 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,951 Uh, okay. Off into the night I go. 127 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,605 Bobby, be safe out there. 128 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:46,649 And make chitchat. You'll get more tips. 129 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:48,129 Yeah, and keep the meter running. 130 00:05:48,216 --> 00:05:50,262 Watch out for pukers. 131 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,048 And stay away from Route 1. It's bumper-to-bumper all the way to the interstate. 132 00:05:53,134 --> 00:05:54,701 Tina, h-how did you know that? 133 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,747 - I like traffic updates. - Why? 134 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:59,358 I like when they say "bumper-to-bumper." 135 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:01,185 - Bumper-to-bumper? - [ Sighs ] 136 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:03,579 - Wow. - Yeah. Uh, bye. 137 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:07,670 - [ Rat Squeaking ] - [ Sighs ] 138 00:06:07,757 --> 00:06:11,326 [ Scoffs ] Stupid beaded seat cover. 139 00:06:12,545 --> 00:06:15,678 [ Grunts ] Oh, okay. I get it. 140 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:18,160 ♪♪ [ Radio: Soft Jazz ] 141 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,728 F.M. Nice. 142 00:06:25,471 --> 00:06:26,951 [ Whistles ] 143 00:06:30,084 --> 00:06:31,913 Hey, guess what. You're my first fare. 144 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:36,134 Oh, no! No. Oh-- 145 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,398 [ Gags, Coughs ] 146 00:06:41,356 --> 00:06:43,403 Ew! 147 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:45,840 Oh! No! Ohh! Aah! 148 00:07:04,988 --> 00:07:06,687 Uh, where to, ladies? 149 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,514 Fourth and Ocean, doll. 150 00:07:08,601 --> 00:07:11,473 Thanks for stopping. Most cabbies are too prudish to pick us up. 151 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:15,043 Huh. And, uh, that's because you are-- 152 00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:18,959 Fabulous! 153 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,918 [ All Laughing ]That's true. 154 00:07:21,004 --> 00:07:23,529 Well, you're clearly fabulous, yeah. 155 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:25,269 Eyes on the road, mister. 156 00:07:25,356 --> 00:07:28,055 Yeah, stop staring at us. This ain't no library. 157 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,667 Don't fall in love, Mr. Cabdriver. You can't afford us. 158 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:34,584 Hey, who's picking up who here? [ Chuckling ] 159 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:38,021 Hey, don't worry, ladies. I'm kidding. I'm, uh-- I'm a married man. 160 00:07:38,108 --> 00:07:39,588 So am I. 161 00:07:39,675 --> 00:07:42,678 [ Laughing, Chattering ] 162 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:45,812 Now, Tina, anyone can tie a cherry stem with their tongue. 163 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,206 Let's see what you can do with this banana peel. 164 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,382 Get it in there.[ Muffled Grunting ] 165 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,081 Bobby! Good morning! 166 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:54,995 You're home.Yeah. 167 00:07:55,082 --> 00:07:57,867 Guess who learned a lot about transvestites last night. 168 00:07:57,954 --> 00:08:00,740 I was only on that Web site for, like, two seconds. 169 00:08:00,827 --> 00:08:02,742 What? No. I was talking about me. 170 00:08:02,829 --> 00:08:04,831 I picked up a group of transvestite hookers... 171 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,704 who showed me a side of this town I never knew existed. 172 00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:10,141 And, Gene, you're banned from the computer for two days. 173 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:12,230 After what I saw, I-I'm fine with that. 174 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:14,101 [ Mumbling ] What's a transvestite hooker? 175 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:17,148 Bob, I'm not sure this is appropriate breakfast conversation. 176 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:18,889 I guess you're right. 177 00:08:18,975 --> 00:08:21,935 Maybe I should just try and go to--Aah! 178 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:25,069 [ Snoring ]Gene, honey, I think he's sleeping. 179 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,550 I have to go to school.Shh, shh. 180 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:31,031 Just hold still.Ew. Is this drool or sweat? 181 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:33,860 It's both. Your father is a very moist sleeper. 182 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,427 [ Groaning ]Aw, look at my two boys. 183 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,908 Nice.Oh, a bow! 184 00:08:38,995 --> 00:08:41,042 Let's put that on Dad's head. 185 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,783 There's your transvestite. 186 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,131 Get the camera. 187 00:08:47,134 --> 00:08:49,224 I'm having a birthday party this Saturday. 188 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,618 It's coed, because I'm becoming a woman. 189 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:54,010 Coed?My hands just got clammy. 190 00:08:55,011 --> 00:08:57,014 Hey, Jimmy Jr.Hi, Tina. 191 00:08:57,100 --> 00:09:00,061 This is an invitation to my birthday party. 192 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:03,063 Hey, I noticed you haven't R.S.V.P.'d to my party yet. 193 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:05,456 Um, I need to ask my dad for permission. 194 00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:08,068 Can I let you know later?Sure, okay. 195 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:11,072 Butt. 196 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,860 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 197 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:20,647 [ Man ] ♪ Lifting up the skirt of the night ♪ 198 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:23,475 ♪ Look down, feel around ♪ 199 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:24,955 ♪ Do what I do to get by ♪ 200 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:29,264 ♪ Pulling down the pants of the night ♪ 201 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:31,571 ♪ Fool, now it's not right ♪ 202 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,746 ♪ To make fun of the night ♪♪ 203 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,057 Oh, how you holding up, Bob? 204 00:09:41,144 --> 00:09:43,147 Good. I mean, I'm tired. 205 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:46,106 [ Yawns ] And, um, I might be a pimp. 206 00:09:46,193 --> 00:09:47,934 You're gonna need a bigger hat. 207 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:51,591 Well, you're still Father of the Year. Tina's party's gonna be amazing. 208 00:09:51,677 --> 00:09:54,636 I got a disco ball and streamers.Right. 209 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,986 It's gonna be like Buckingham Palace.Yeah. 210 00:09:57,073 --> 00:10:01,164 Studio 54.Those are two very different examples. 211 00:10:01,251 --> 00:10:04,125 Well, you get the idea. You know. It's a party. 212 00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:08,432 So, is Tina happy?Uh, she'll be happier once Jimmy Jr. R.S.V.P.'s. 213 00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:10,826 She's over at Pesto's right now to see if he'll come. 214 00:10:10,913 --> 00:10:12,567 I told her to show some skin. 215 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,438 [ Sobbing ] 216 00:10:14,525 --> 00:10:16,789 So, how'd it go?[ Thuds ] 217 00:10:16,876 --> 00:10:19,966 Oh. Jimmy Jr. isn't coming to my birthday party, even though he wants to, 218 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,969 because his dad won't let him. 219 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,797 All because our dads hate each other. 220 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,581 Oh. Sorry, Tina. 221 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:28,278 Now I'll never know how soft Jimmy Jr.'s lips are. 222 00:10:28,365 --> 00:10:31,630 My guess is, they're pretty soft. Like a-- 223 00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:34,197 - Like a kitty cat's tummy. - Gene, stop. 224 00:10:34,284 --> 00:10:36,504 Without Jimmy Jr., I don't want to have a party. 225 00:10:38,549 --> 00:10:42,163 Hey. Your father's been working very hard for this party, young lady. 226 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,860 It's going to happen. Right, Bob? 227 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:47,298 [ Snoring ] 228 00:10:47,384 --> 00:10:49,692 I'll refrost it. It's still good. 229 00:10:49,778 --> 00:10:52,042 Mmm. It's delicious.Bleh! 230 00:10:57,177 --> 00:11:01,138 Tina, honey, your father's been working his you-know-what off driving a cab to pay for this. 231 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:04,359 Yeah, and we've rented the smoke machine, so this party is definitely happening. 232 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:06,360 You've been working your you-know-what off? 233 00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:08,231 I've been working my assoff... 234 00:11:08,318 --> 00:11:10,191 night and day, training! 235 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,105 Louise, take it easy. 236 00:11:12,192 --> 00:11:14,456 Do you know what she was like when I started working with her? 237 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,676 She was a sick joke! Now look at her! 238 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,155 Incoming! 239 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,418 Bob, you gotta go talk some sense into Jimmy Pesto. 240 00:11:21,505 --> 00:11:24,422 This isn't fair.Fine. 241 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:27,774 Uh, hey, Bob. You look like crap. 242 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:30,080 [ Laughs ] Nice.Yeah, that was funny. 243 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:34,389 Jimmy, my daughter Tina said that Jimmy Jr. isn't allowed to go to her birthday party. 244 00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:36,565 Whatever issues we have shouldn't matter. 245 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:39,001 Just please let Jimmy Jr. go. 246 00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:41,918 Okay. Okay. You know it's gonna cost you, right? 247 00:11:42,004 --> 00:11:44,006 - Oh, God. - You see, Bob, 248 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:47,532 I'm a collector of rare and exotic trophies. 249 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:52,058 - Well, that's pathetic. - And you have something I want to add to my collection. 250 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,191 Your mustache. 251 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:59,066 Your bushy, robust, filthy eyesore of a mustache. 252 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,501 What are you talking about? 253 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,504 I want you to shave your mustache... 254 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,898 and bring it over in a baggie, and I'll pin it on the wall. 255 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,291 - Wh-Why? - As a trophy. 256 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,729 Trophies!Well, I'm not giving you my mustache. 257 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:12,208 Well, I'm not giving you Jimmy Jr. then. 258 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:15,038 This is crazy. Just let him go to my daughter's party. 259 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,213 If you want a bag of hair so bad, 260 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:20,000 why don't you just pick it out of the food you serve here? 261 00:12:20,086 --> 00:12:21,914 Ka-boom!How dare you. 262 00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:24,744 No 'stache, no bash. 263 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,135 [ Bell Rings ] 264 00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:27,921 So, what'd he say, honey? 265 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,923 Are these lips gonna see any playing time? 266 00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,924 Yeah, is Jimmy Jr. coming to my party? 267 00:12:32,011 --> 00:12:33,796 No, Tina. I'm sorry. He's not. 268 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,015 [ Groans ]What happened? 269 00:12:36,102 --> 00:12:39,628 You two couldn't work it out?No! We couldn't work it out, Linda. 270 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:43,326 He said the only way he'll let Jimmy Jr. go is if I shave my mustache and give it to him. 271 00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:45,415 So Jimmy Jr. cancome to my party? 272 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,461 What? No, Tina. 273 00:12:47,548 --> 00:12:50,508 But if all you have to do is shave your mustache, then he cancome. 274 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:53,773 Yeah, it sounds to me like you just said that Jimmy Jr. can come. 275 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,774 That's what I heard. Done deal. 276 00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:58,690 I'm not shaving my mustache. It's my mustache! 277 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,258 [ Grunting ]Hey. No. Watch it. 278 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:04,653 You know, Bobby, you're just as handsome without the mustache, kinda. 279 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,873 Uh, so that's what we should show our kids, Lin-- 280 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,397 that it's okay to negotiate with terrorists? 281 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:12,269 I'd drive a cab every night for the rest of my life for my kids, 282 00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:15,097 but I'm not letting Jimmy Pesto humiliate me. 283 00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:17,534 You're the most selfish father in the world. 284 00:13:17,621 --> 00:13:19,494 - Oh, Bob. - Good night! 285 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,977 You can't shave it, Bob. It's glorious. 286 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,154 Oh, I miss having a mustache. 287 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,071 Miss it? Honey, news flash.I can see it from here. 288 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,899 You can see it from space.Stop it, Cha-Cha. 289 00:13:33,986 --> 00:13:37,206 I will thumb your eyeballs out of your skull. Ay! 290 00:13:37,293 --> 00:13:41,558 Hey, come on, Glitter. Your-- I happen to like the way your upper lip looks. 291 00:13:41,645 --> 00:13:43,212 Thank you, Prince Valiant. 292 00:13:43,299 --> 00:13:46,476 Your shift's almost over, right, papi?Uh, yeah, it is. 293 00:13:46,563 --> 00:13:49,437 Why don't you join us for a beer?Yeah! 294 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:52,744 We'll throw back a few beers and smoke some crack.Crack? 295 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,615 Just the beer then? 296 00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,794 What is that? Oof! Your breath! 297 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,666 I know.Bobby, listen. 298 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,365 Hmm?All right, I talked to Tina. 299 00:14:04,451 --> 00:14:07,976 I told her how hard you've been working, and she agreed to come to the party tonight. 300 00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:10,110 For a few minutes. It's something. 301 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,590 [ Slurred ] What party?Bob, you're delirious. 302 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,288 Shh. You are.You're drunk. 303 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:18,552 I may or may not have tried crack. 304 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:20,903 - Okay. - Last night. I don't think I did. 305 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:23,600 But if I did, I liked it. 306 00:14:23,687 --> 00:14:27,692 Okay, Bobby, listen, go take a nap, and I'll watch the restaurant, please. 307 00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:29,389 Take off your clothes.Bobby! 308 00:14:29,476 --> 00:14:31,260 I got to go to bed.Bobby. 309 00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:33,088 I don't want to do this.Stop it. 310 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:36,571 Get your hands off me, sick idiot.Such a freak. 311 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,746 Pull it together.[ Groaning ] 312 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:41,009 I'm like an animal!Keep your voice down. 313 00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:42,881 I'm like King Kong! 314 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,100 Unbelievable.I need to go to bed. 315 00:14:45,187 --> 00:14:47,451 Good night.Go get me special pillow. 316 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,496 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 317 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:53,370 Hey, sleepy bear. 318 00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:56,068 What time is it? How much longer till the party? 319 00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:58,592 - It started a half hour ago. - What? 320 00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:02,249 Ow! [ Groans ] You let me sleep all day? Why didn't you wake me up? 321 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,467 I tried. That was not the first pickle I dropped on your face. 322 00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:06,514 Oh. 323 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:10,082 ♪♪ [ Pop ]The boys hate dancing, and the girls won't ask the boys. 324 00:15:10,169 --> 00:15:12,259 It's a Mexican stalemate out there. 325 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:16,740 Come on, boys. You're the peanut butter. Girls, you're the jelly. 326 00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:18,874 Let's make some sandwiches! 327 00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:21,963 Oh, God, why is Mort doing magic? 328 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,530 It's his gift to Tina. 329 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,706 Uh-oh. I mean, ta-da! 330 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,490 [ Door Bell Jingles ][ Bob ] Whoa. 331 00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:29,231 Tina, you look great. 332 00:15:29,318 --> 00:15:30,885 [ Sighs ] 333 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,105 Maybe I can cheer her up. Louise, smoke me. 334 00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:35,369 Whoo-hoo! 335 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,024 Tina, dance with Mommy. 336 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,155 [ Grunting ] 337 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,462 It's a party. All right! 338 00:15:42,549 --> 00:15:46,249 - Did someone say party? - They don't go to my school. 339 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,469 ♪♪ [ Stops ]I'm sorry, ladies. We're closed for a private party. 340 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,731 We were invited by Bob.Bob? 341 00:15:50,818 --> 00:15:52,908 You invited transvestite prostitutes... 342 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,388 to our daughter's birthday party? 343 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,998 No. 344 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,653 Maybe. I-- This week has been kind of a blur. 345 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,177 All of you are coming to my daughter's party. 346 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:05,181 We're gonna have so much fun. Bring whoever you want.[ Cheering ] 347 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,835 I might have thrown it out there. 348 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:09,142 Is this the sweet 13 party? 349 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,753 Dad, you brought all your nighttime friends, 350 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,495 but you won't shave your mustache to get me Jimmy Jr.? 351 00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:18,673 - [ Groans ] - Where do I put my coat? 352 00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:20,283 Oh, hey, Marshmallow. 353 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:25,375 So, Marshmallow, how'd you get your name? 354 00:16:25,461 --> 00:16:28,029 'Cause if you show me a sweet potato pie, I am on top of it. 355 00:16:28,116 --> 00:16:29,423 I knew it! 356 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:35,124 Tina, I know you're upset because Jimmy Jr.'s not here, 357 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:38,866 and that there are more transvestites than you imagined, but-- 358 00:16:38,953 --> 00:16:42,174 Unless you're Jimmy Jr. and you're here to kiss my lips, I don't want to talk to you. 359 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:44,786 ♪♪ [ Pop Continues ] 360 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,888 Come on, girl. It's your party! You might as well enjoy it. 361 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:03,847 It's like I always say. When life gives you lemons, tuck em'! 362 00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:06,763 Uh, I think what my girlfriend here is trying to say is, 363 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:09,375 when it's time for you to blossom into a woman, 364 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,334 you can't let anything stop you. 365 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,683 Not a party, not a boy, 366 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:16,904 and not a town full of doctors who refuse to remove your penis. 367 00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:19,167 And you have a very good father, baby. 368 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,648 Never forget that.It's true. 369 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,695 Not many fathers would make the sacrifices your father made to throw you this party. 370 00:17:25,782 --> 00:17:27,394 Working two jobs. 371 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,656 The things he saw.The things he smelled. 372 00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:31,571 He deserves an award. 373 00:17:38,186 --> 00:17:41,364 Bob, what'd you do? You lost your nose cozy. 374 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,452 Oh, Bob. 375 00:17:43,539 --> 00:17:46,326 You made yourself ugly to save Tina's party. 376 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,762 Yes, Linda, this is why I didn't want to do it. 377 00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:52,461 But it's worth it if it means Tina will be a happy teenager. 378 00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,726 Just stop staring. 379 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,336 Stop! Don't do this. 380 00:17:57,423 --> 00:17:59,208 I... just did it. 381 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,515 You don't need to. I don't want you to. 382 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,517 You know how mustaches work, right? 383 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:06,127 Well, don't give it to Jimmy Pesto. 384 00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:07,955 What about Jimmy Jr.? 385 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:10,785 Jimmy Jr. isn't gonna make this party perfect. 386 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,829 You already have.Really? 387 00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:15,659 I'm sorry I didn't appreciate everything you've done for me. 388 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:19,750 I didn't appreciate it as a girl, but I do appreciate it as a woman. 389 00:18:19,836 --> 00:18:22,230 It would have been nice to hear you say that a minute ago. 390 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:30,847 Bastard. 391 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,635 Come and join the party, Bob. 392 00:18:35,722 --> 00:18:38,769 That's Jimmy Pesto, Cha-Cha, the guy I was telling you about. 393 00:18:38,855 --> 00:18:41,207 Wait. That'sJimmy Pesto? 394 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:44,035 I know that guy.We all know that guy. 395 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,690 But we know him as Baby Num Num. 396 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,736 Baby Num Num? [ Laughs ] Wait. 397 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:51,346 Pesto is one of your dates?He wishes. 398 00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:53,174 We run in the same circles. 399 00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:55,525 He's a regular over at the Desire Dungeon. 400 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,875 He's what's known as a diaper lover. 401 00:18:57,961 --> 00:19:00,095 You know what that is? It's nasty. 402 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:04,098 [ Laughing ] Jimmy Pesto is a diaper lover? 403 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,538 [ Chuckles ] Hello, Bob. 404 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:12,193 Well, I see I'm getting my trophy after all. 405 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,588 Bup-bup-bup-bup. Not so fast, Baby Num Num. 406 00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:17,807 [ Gasps ] Baby-- How do you know about that? 407 00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:20,246 Hey, Baby.Hi! 408 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,682 No. [ Gasps ] 409 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,815 We just wanted to see if "wittle" Baby Num Num-- 410 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,990 Shh. Come on. Quiet.wanted to change his mind-- 411 00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:29,906 about letting Jimmy Jr. go to Tina's party. 412 00:19:29,993 --> 00:19:32,519 Or maybe he wants the whole "westaurant"-- 413 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,433 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.to know about-- 414 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,653 - Hey! We got fresh pie! - how he likes to put on diapers and poop in-- 415 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,526 ♪♪ [ Pop Continues ] 416 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,224 [ Gasps ] I don't believe it. 417 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,710 Thanks, Dad. You're the best pimp I'm ever gonna have. 418 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:52,973 I've been waiting to hear those words all my life, Tina. 419 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,453 Happy birthday. 420 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,281 Bobby, come help me with the candles. 421 00:19:56,368 --> 00:19:58,197 This one goes out to the birthday girl. 422 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:01,242 Pardon me. Birthday woman. 423 00:20:01,329 --> 00:20:03,593 [ Guests Applauding ] ♪♪ [ Man Singing Pop Ballad ] 424 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,116 I like your shirt. Are those snaps? 425 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,510 Yes. Snap. 426 00:20:08,597 --> 00:20:10,991 - One more. - Snap. 427 00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:12,732 [ Simultaneously ] Wanna dance? 428 00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:14,386 [ Simultaneously ] Yes. 429 00:20:14,473 --> 00:20:18,694 It's go time, Tina. I want his kids to have hickeys. 430 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:22,829 [ Moaning ] 431 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,834 [ Man ] ♪ The rainwater drips ♪ 432 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:30,532 ♪ Through the crack in the ceiling ♪ 433 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,538 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 434 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,147 I just kissed my first boy. 435 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,759 Me too.Oh, boo-hoo. 436 00:20:39,846 --> 00:20:41,240 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 437 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,807 Mwah! 438 00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:47,681 Hurry up and grow that thing back.I know. It's bad. 439 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,509 Now! Concentrate! Push it out. 440 00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:53,251 I'm trying, Lin.Oh, let me cover it with my finger. 441 00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,949 That's okay. 442 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,865 I'm gonna glue this to my chest so I can wear V-necks! 443 00:20:57,951 --> 00:20:59,561 [ Laughing ]Glue it to your back! 444 00:20:59,648 --> 00:21:01,781 Oh, glue it to your palm! 445 00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:03,653 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 446 00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:09,659 ♪ Lifting up the skirt of the night ♪ 447 00:21:10,877 --> 00:21:12,488 ♪ Look down, feel around ♪ 448 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:13,968 Hold on now. 449 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,796 ♪ Do what I do to get by ♪ 450 00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:17,971 ♪ Pulling down the pants of the night ♪ 451 00:21:18,058 --> 00:21:19,712 Look at those tight pants. 452 00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:21,584 ♪ Fool, now it's not right ♪ 453 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,194 ♪ To make fun of the night ♪ 454 00:21:25,021 --> 00:21:26,762 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 455 00:21:26,849 --> 00:21:28,634 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 456 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,244 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 457 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,681 ♪♪ [ Vocalizing ] 458 00:21:35,205 --> 00:21:36,556 [ Man Laughs ] Huh?