1 00:00:23,283 --> 00:00:25,850 Bachelorette party! All right! 2 00:00:25,937 --> 00:00:29,725 Going to the strip club. All right. Going to Pickles. 3 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:32,640 Boy, am I gonna need some quarters tonight. [ Laughs ] 4 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,424 Quarters?Yeah. 5 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:36,340 Mm-hmm.What are you gonna do with quarters, Lin? 6 00:00:36,426 --> 00:00:38,777 Oh, I'll plop 'em in their G-strings. 7 00:00:38,863 --> 00:00:41,084 You'll-- [ Scoffs ] You'll plop quarters in their G-strings? 8 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:43,173 Plop 'em right in.Plippity plop. 9 00:00:43,259 --> 00:00:44,566 - At Pickles? - Pickles. 10 00:00:44,652 --> 00:00:45,957 Why do they call it Pickles? 11 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:47,872 They actually serve pickles.Mmm. 12 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,353 No, I'm not kidding. They really have good pickles. 13 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,268 You'd think they wouldn't, but they're delicious. 14 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:53,704 You're going to dinner theater, aren't you? 15 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:54,880 Nah-- [ Nervous Laughing ] 16 00:00:54,966 --> 00:00:57,143 Wha-- What do you mean? 17 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:59,320 Wait-- That is crazy. 18 00:00:59,406 --> 00:01:00,972 Fine, Bob. You got me. 19 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:03,192 I know you don't approve of dinner theater, so I fibbed. 20 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,108 You know what? I'd rather you go to a strip club. 21 00:01:05,194 --> 00:01:07,545 What do you have against dinner theater, Dad? 22 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:10,200 Well, first of all, Gene, it's neither dinner nor theater. 23 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,593 It's like the imitation cheese of theater. 24 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,769 Sounds fun. 25 00:01:13,855 --> 00:01:15,640 Imitation cheese is delicious. 26 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:17,686 That's my boy. That's my star. 27 00:01:17,772 --> 00:01:19,861 Linda, you know what the real problem is?What? 28 00:01:19,948 --> 00:01:22,820 It's the result of dinner theater-- what it does to you. 29 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:24,213 Makes you sing everything. 30 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:27,043 Who was that?♪ Wrong number ♪ 31 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:28,391 - [ Groans ] - ♪ Yeah ♪ 32 00:01:28,478 --> 00:01:29,914 So what's for breakfast? 33 00:01:30,001 --> 00:01:31,656 ♪ Eggs, eggs ♪ 34 00:01:31,742 --> 00:01:34,442 ♪ Eggs, bom-bom Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs ♪ 35 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,270 Oh, my God.♪ Bom-bomp ♪ 36 00:01:36,356 --> 00:01:40,055 So, Lin, it's, uh-- All right. 37 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:42,188 ♪ Not tonight No ♪ 38 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:43,364 Okay. 39 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:45,453 ♪ Not tonight No ♪ 40 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:46,932 I get it! 41 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:49,064 And so you're gonna be doing that all week, right? 42 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:53,983 ♪ No ♪ [ Holds Note ] 43 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:55,418 ♪ Yeah ♪♪ 44 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,116 [ Laughs ] 45 00:01:57,204 --> 00:02:00,641 [ Man ] ♪ We drink, we loot, we rape, we shoot ♪ 46 00:02:00,728 --> 00:02:04,471 [ Man #2 ] ♪ We sing, we dance, we twirl, we prance ♪ 47 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:10,390 [ With Singers ] ♪ We're the Pirates of Panache ♪♪ 48 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:14,699 Ow. Ow. Ow.Linda, tell me everything. 49 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:18,268 Oh, Mort, I'm telling you, to be in dinner theater-- 50 00:02:18,354 --> 00:02:20,792 If I could do my life over again, if I could-- 51 00:02:20,878 --> 00:02:22,925 [ Groans ] If I could just have one chance-- 52 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:25,056 [ Laughs ] You'd do that?Yeah. 53 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,798 Linda, what are you talking about? You've got a great life. 54 00:02:26,884 --> 00:02:28,626 You work in a restaurant. 55 00:02:28,712 --> 00:02:31,193 - You get to feed the world, right? - Right. 56 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:33,891 There was someone in here from Canada last week. Remember? 57 00:02:33,978 --> 00:02:36,025 And we learned all about that country.That's great. 58 00:02:36,111 --> 00:02:38,200 I hate that country. 59 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:41,986 You know, Linda, you've got the dinner part already. You know what that means. 60 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,512 You're halfway to doing-- 61 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,340 - Yeah? - Your own-- 62 00:02:46,426 --> 00:02:48,776 Say it. Yeah. Say it. What? What? 63 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:50,735 Dinner theater! Your very own dinner theater! 64 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:52,432 - Dinner theater. Yes! - No-- 65 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,783 Yeah! My own din-- [ Laughs ]Yay! 66 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:57,437 - Why are we excited? - Hamburger dinner theater? 67 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,439 Ah, come on, Bobby! 68 00:02:59,526 --> 00:03:02,138 We work hard every day to make your dream come true. 69 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:05,009 Why can't we do my dream too? 70 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:08,361 About how long do you think your dream will take? Like an hour, hour and a half? 71 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:11,451 Are you crazy? It's got to be at least a three-week engagement. 72 00:03:11,538 --> 00:03:13,758 Three weeks? How about three days? 73 00:03:13,844 --> 00:03:15,717 All right. We'll take it. [ Chuckles ] 74 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,587 This is gonna be wonderful! 75 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:19,024 What's the show gonna be? 76 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:22,201 [ Sighs ] Murder. Murder mystery. 77 00:03:22,288 --> 00:03:24,725 - [ Scoffs ] - How about mass murder mystery? 78 00:03:24,812 --> 00:03:25,943 Okay, sure. 79 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:27,555 And a musical?Of course. 80 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,774 Can it also be a love story? 81 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:36,171 Aw! A mass murder mystery musical love story set in, uh-- 82 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:39,087 Nazi Germany.Oh! In Montreal. 83 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:40,872 Enough with Canada! 84 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:44,223 In a ketchup factory? A sexy ketchup factory? 85 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,748 [ Air Squeezing ] 86 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:51,187 I got it! In a morgue! I have props. 87 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,449 Oh, come on.Yes, yes! Mort, that's it. 88 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,843 We'll call it Dreamatorium.Really? 89 00:03:55,930 --> 00:03:58,281 ♪ Dreamatorium ♪ 90 00:03:58,367 --> 00:04:01,066 ♪ It's a Dreamatorium ♪ 91 00:04:01,152 --> 00:04:02,850 [ Groans ]♪ Bom-bomp ♪ 92 00:04:05,896 --> 00:04:08,290 Look at this set. Am I in a morgue? 93 00:04:08,377 --> 00:04:10,118 Oh, it feels like I am. 94 00:04:10,205 --> 00:04:13,469 I am just so happy we've all been bitten by the dinner theater bug. 95 00:04:13,556 --> 00:04:16,473 Now, Gene, you're on sound effects, naturally. 96 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:17,822 [ Man Screams ] 97 00:04:17,908 --> 00:04:18,954 Ominous. 98 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,911 Chills. Oh! 99 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:24,307 Remember-- every character gets some intro and outro music. 100 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:27,483 - You got it. - ♪♪ [ Bouncy Theme ] 101 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:30,574 - Don't. Don't score me. - [ Deflating Sound ] 102 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:32,750 Mort, you're on visual effects. 103 00:04:32,836 --> 00:04:35,492 Fake blood. Or is it? 104 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,319 Now, script. 105 00:04:37,406 --> 00:04:40,932 As you know, everyone who enters my morgue is mysteriously killed. 106 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:44,370 - Mort-- body delivery guy, victim one. - ♪♪ [ Single Note ] 107 00:04:44,457 --> 00:04:48,199 Gene-- flower delivery guy, victim two. ♪♪ [ Higher Note ] 108 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,682 Tina-- tree, victim three.♪♪ [ Lower Note ] 109 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:55,295 Louise-- the butler who everyone thinks is the killer. 110 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,514 You're the red herring.♪♪ [ Suspense Note ] 111 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,038 Tina's a tree that gets killed? 112 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:03,040 She wants to be a tree, she can be a tree. Tina's got stage fright. 113 00:05:03,127 --> 00:05:04,478 I have stage fright? 114 00:05:04,564 --> 00:05:07,959 Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby. 115 00:05:08,045 --> 00:05:10,831 Tina, say "Mommy." "Mommy." 116 00:05:10,918 --> 00:05:12,355 Uh--"Ma." 117 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:13,877 Huh?No. 118 00:05:13,964 --> 00:05:15,879 I'll keep cutting. You say when. 119 00:05:15,966 --> 00:05:17,490 Uh-- 120 00:05:17,577 --> 00:05:19,319 Uh-- Uh-- 121 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:20,624 [ Female Operator ] 911. What's your emergency? 122 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,060 Uh-- 123 00:05:22,146 --> 00:05:24,672 Tina! Help!Uh-- Uhh-- 124 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,716 Hello?Tina! Fire! 125 00:05:26,803 --> 00:05:28,110 Uhh-- 126 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:29,720 That explains a lot. 127 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:32,636 Now, Bobby, there's a small part I'd like you to play-- 128 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:37,379 the tree surgeon, who tries to save the tree but instead becomes victim number four. 129 00:05:37,466 --> 00:05:39,774 I'd love to, but absolutely not. 130 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:42,124 I'm already doing the dinner part of this dinner theater, Lin-- 131 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,995 by myself, I might add. 132 00:05:44,081 --> 00:05:46,606 - It's one line! - No. 133 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:49,870 What's the matter? Afraid you might get bitten? 134 00:05:49,957 --> 00:05:51,829 [ Buzzes ] Gotcha! [ Laughs ] 135 00:05:51,915 --> 00:05:54,353 Yeah. Yeah, good.Let's do a scene right now. Come on. 136 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:55,963 Let's do an improv.An improv? 137 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:58,139 Yeah, an improv. I-- 138 00:05:58,226 --> 00:06:01,535 Hi. What's your-- Hi. How are you? I'm just standing out here. 139 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,232 [ Mutters ] So am I. 140 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,365 It's cold out. 141 00:06:05,451 --> 00:06:07,278 Not really. 142 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,021 Uh--I have a big coat on. 143 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:11,718 See? You're good. You're good. 144 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,764 That was good. Yes!I don't like it. I don't like it. 145 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,245 I don't like it.That was a whole scene. It just becomes a play. 146 00:06:16,331 --> 00:06:17,942 I love that.That's the play we should do. 147 00:06:18,028 --> 00:06:19,509 We'll call it Big Coat. [ Barking ] 148 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:25,646 Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. 149 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,560 Um, are you talking to me? 150 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:30,737 I'm warming up my instrument! Unbelievable! 151 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,088 I am sor-- Uhh-- 152 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:35,481 Hey, I'm sorry. It's preshow nerves. 153 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,439 Come here. Hug for luck. 154 00:06:37,526 --> 00:06:41,009 You freakin' idiot! You don't hug for luck in the theater! 155 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:42,966 Uhh--Shh, shh, shh. Shh-shh. 156 00:06:43,053 --> 00:06:44,838 I'm sorry, baby. Shh, shh, shh. 157 00:06:44,925 --> 00:06:47,884 I didn't mean it, baby. You know how I get before a big show. 158 00:06:47,971 --> 00:06:49,843 You know how I get. 159 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,497 Get off of me!Uhh-- 160 00:06:51,584 --> 00:06:53,673 You're smudging my makeup!Uhh-- 161 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,893 You want me to go out there in front of these people... 162 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:58,896 with this makeup all smudged, you clumsy oaf! 163 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:01,463 [ Sighs ] Sorry, baby. Come here. 164 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:04,379 ♪♪ [ Bouncy ] 165 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:08,471 [ Bell Dings ]Good evening, ladies. 166 00:07:08,557 --> 00:07:11,822 Please enter and be 'tained. 167 00:07:11,908 --> 00:07:14,476 I don't get it, Bob. Why are people buying tickets to eat a burger? 168 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,130 Linda's putting on a dinner theater, 169 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:18,699 so you're paying for the entertainment plus the burger. 170 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:20,831 What if someone only wants to eat a hamburger? 171 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:23,964 I guess you could just pay for the burger and turn your back to the stage. 172 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:26,880 I could kind of watch like this, you know, with my peripheral vision. 173 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:29,709 It'd be the honor system, Teddy. I mean, if you find yourself watching the show, 174 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,711 you should probably buy a ticket, right? 175 00:07:31,798 --> 00:07:33,627 [ Teddy ] Oh, that's fair. That's more than fair. 176 00:07:33,713 --> 00:07:36,019 - [ Bob ] But, Teddy, you can't talk during the show. - No. No. No, I get it. 177 00:07:36,106 --> 00:07:37,761 One time I was at the movies, right?♪♪ [ Fanfare ] 178 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,110 - Teddy, shh! - This guy's phone goes off-- 179 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:40,415 [ Bob ] Teddy, they're starting. 180 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,026 [ Whispering ] And this guy's phone goes off-- 181 00:07:42,112 --> 00:07:43,898 And he picks up the phone--Don't tell the story, Teddy. 182 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,987 He picks up the phone, but everyone in the theater's like--Don't tell-- Shh! 183 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:48,119 "Stop it!" You know, just "stop," right?Teddy, stop! 184 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:49,773 Stop telling the story.He just-- And everyone is like, 185 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,382 "Who's the killer?"Shut your mouth. 186 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,646 Right. No. That's what that guy did.Shut your mouth. 187 00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:55,343 [ Linda Clears Throat ] 188 00:07:56,257 --> 00:07:58,129 ♪ Everything dies ♪ 189 00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,783 ♪ But love ♪♪♪ [ Keyboard Continues ] 190 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,002 Good evening. 191 00:08:01,088 --> 00:08:03,134 This is the story of love, 192 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:08,139 but there will be a murderer, and it's up to you to guess who that murderer is. 193 00:08:08,225 --> 00:08:12,055 Hint-- It's not me. 194 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:15,451 Because I'm just Gladys, a lonely morgue owner. 195 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:18,627 You know, they say most people find love where they work. 196 00:08:18,714 --> 00:08:20,108 Well, look where I work. 197 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:24,851 Corpse delivery for a lonely morgue owner. 198 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:28,463 ♪ That would be me ♪ 199 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,901 [ Mort Screams ] 200 00:08:31,988 --> 00:08:34,557 I'm being murdered... to death! 201 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:39,388 [ Screaming ] 202 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:45,654 So no actual murder tonight, just a lot of fake blood and fake organs. 203 00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:48,265 [ Chuckles ] Right. Right. Fake. [ Radio Chatter ] 204 00:08:48,352 --> 00:08:50,790 Yeah, we might have overdone it a little on the gore. 205 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,269 Well, no harm done. 206 00:08:52,356 --> 00:08:54,142 Except for the people being treated for shock. 207 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,057 Yeah, and the people who demanded their money back. 208 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:57,624 Eh. 209 00:08:57,711 --> 00:09:00,582 Well, the next performance is gonna be really great. 210 00:09:00,669 --> 00:09:03,890 Next performance? Wasn't tonight's debacle the end of dinner theater? 211 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,763 I just need to tweak some stuff for tomorrow's show. 212 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,374 Maybe tone down the blood a smidge.What? 213 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:12,464 I've been thinking. I want to get over the stage fright. 214 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,423 I think I'd like to have a line. 215 00:09:14,509 --> 00:09:18,121 Aw, Bob! Our tree is growing up and sprouting words. 216 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:20,515 Let's write you a speech for tomorrow night's performance. 217 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,431 Can I say, "No. Don't"? 218 00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:25,476 That's exactly what a tree would say! 219 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,653 I'll have it memorized by tomorrow night. 220 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:30,394 Lin, you lived out your dream on stage for a couple minutes, 221 00:09:30,481 --> 00:09:32,441 and since there were no charges filed-- 222 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,529 They can never take that away from you, right? 223 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:37,446 Bob, my dream has not been-- ♪ satisfied ♪ 224 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,840 The show must go on, Dad. 225 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:42,364 Yeah. Did you give up after you made your first burger? 226 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:44,713 It ain't over till it's over. 227 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:47,150 No. You added garlic powder. 228 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:50,633 Luck is 90% preparation and--Gene, enough. 229 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,764 [ Gene Groans ] 230 00:09:51,851 --> 00:09:53,288 [ Sighs ] Two more shows. 231 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,552 This tastes nothing like real blood! 232 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:02,035 Flowers for a lonely morgue owner. 233 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:03,951 That's me! 234 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:08,607 Oh, God! That feels like a sharp knife in my belly. 235 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:12,089 [ Groans, Screams ] 236 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,917 [ Groaning ] 237 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,658 [ Whispering ] Psst! Gene. Hey. 238 00:10:16,745 --> 00:10:18,269 [ Groaning Continues ] 239 00:10:18,355 --> 00:10:20,053 Gene. Gene. 240 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:21,663 Yeah? Uh-huh? 241 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,274 Are you done?No. 242 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,014 I need you to serve this to table 3. 243 00:10:25,101 --> 00:10:27,322 [ Linda ] Bob, shh! He's dying. Stop.I'm sorry. 244 00:10:27,408 --> 00:10:28,975 Come on-- [ Clears Throat ] 245 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,543 Come on, butler. Let's go out into the garden. 246 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,894 Uhh-- 247 00:10:34,981 --> 00:10:37,027 Tina! Tina, it's your big line. 248 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,768 Uhh-- 249 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,900 - Go! - No. Don't. 250 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:44,294 The tree! It's been murdered. 251 00:10:44,381 --> 00:10:48,081 Oh, butler, who is committing all these murders? 252 00:10:48,168 --> 00:10:50,475 Beats me. Oh, there's my knife. 253 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,652 Well, I sure don't know whodunit. 254 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,217 Do you?♪♪ [ Keyboard ] 255 00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:56,524 Is the tree the murderer?♪♪ [ Continues ] 256 00:10:56,611 --> 00:10:59,875 Or is the flower delivery man the murderer? 257 00:10:59,962 --> 00:11:02,662 Or perhaps the suspicious butler? 258 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,577 Well, you're all wrong. 259 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,928 ♪ The murderer was me ♪♪ 260 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:10,234 [ Keyboard: Bark ]Ha, ha! 261 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,149 What? You explicitly told us... 262 00:11:12,235 --> 00:11:14,803 at the beginning of the show you weren't the murderer. 263 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:16,850 That's right. It's a twist! 264 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:19,461 No, it's a lie. A lie is not a twist. 265 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,856 Don't be nervous. You do this all the time. 266 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:27,599 The cast will be signing autographs if anyone would like one. 267 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,600 Everyone back in their seat! Now! 268 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,428 This is a robbery!♪♪ [ Suspense Note ] 269 00:11:31,515 --> 00:11:33,996 [ Woman ] Ooh.A robbery-- Now that's a twist. 270 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:37,000 This is not part of the show, people. This is a real robbery. 271 00:11:37,086 --> 00:11:38,653 Kids, get behind the counter. 272 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,613 [ Whispering ] We can take this guy. I go high, you go low. 273 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,745 Wait. What?Never mind. Never mind. 274 00:11:43,832 --> 00:11:45,922 Wait--You blew it. You blew it, Tina. 275 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,924 Everyone stay where you are! Give me everything in the register. 276 00:11:49,011 --> 00:11:51,057 Yeah, fine. Listen. There are kids here, 277 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,495 so don't do anything stupid...er than rob this place. 278 00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:55,845 Shut up, greaseball. 279 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,193 Don't call me greaseball.♪♪ [ Note ] 280 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,892 Uh, mask face. 281 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,371 [ Laughter ]It's not part of the show. 282 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,851 - Show? - ♪♪ [ Continues ] 283 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:07,116 - Gene, stop. - Just take it easy. 284 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:09,990 Oh, I'll take it... easy.[ Crowd Murmurs ] 285 00:12:10,076 --> 00:12:13,341 [ Police Radio Chatter ]Hmm! They added a robbery element to the show. 286 00:12:13,427 --> 00:12:15,559 That's clever.The ski mask is a little cheesy. 287 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:16,996 I think it looks pretty good. 288 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,693 Okay, that's all of it. 289 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,000 You've got your money. Now be on your way. 290 00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:23,654 - Give me a little music. - Oh, come on. Just go. 291 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,222 ♪♪ [ Scatting ]♪♪ [ Keyboard ] 292 00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:29,096 [ Scatting ] Do your last line again. Go! 293 00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:34,274 [ Flatly ] You've got your money. Now be on your way? 294 00:12:34,361 --> 00:12:36,364 ♪ Maybe I'll leave ♪ 295 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:40,236 ♪ And maybe I'll stay ♪ 296 00:12:40,323 --> 00:12:42,326 ♪ Maybe it's the limelight ♪♪♪ [ Keyboard Continues ] 297 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,676 ♪ Could be the singin' ♪ 298 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:49,289 ♪ 911 should be a-ringin' ♪ 299 00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:51,726 ♪ But I can't stop ♪ 300 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:56,210 ♪ And neither can I ♪♪ 301 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,995 Sit down, sit down! 302 00:12:59,081 --> 00:13:01,171 I'm kidding. I'm kid-- Everyone up. Come on! 303 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,783 It's not part of the show. 304 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,220 Play me out. 305 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,744 ♪♪ [ Bouncy ][ Applause Continues ] 306 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:13,662 Can you break a five? I'd love to tip out the cast. 307 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,360 ♪♪ [ Stops ]No! I can't break a five, lady! 308 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,188 I was just robbed! Did you not just see that? 309 00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:21,104 You were standing right here, idiot! 310 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:23,889 Oh, you people commit.Get out! 311 00:13:27,457 --> 00:13:30,200 We feel terrible we didn't stop that robbery last night. 312 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,638 Oh, that robbery was horrible! [ Shudders ] 313 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:37,773 Though I have to admit, it felt so good to hear the audience applaud. 314 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,428 - [ Bell Rings ] - Hey, are you guys talking about that show last night? 315 00:13:41,515 --> 00:13:43,038 I thought it was dazzling. 316 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:45,606 Oh, yeah? You saw Dreamatorium? 317 00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:47,347 Yeah, I caught the end of it. 318 00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:49,653 I thought the guy who played the robber really stole the show. 319 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,394 Is that why you guys are here? 320 00:13:51,481 --> 00:13:53,528 No, they're here because the robber was a real robber... 321 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,922 and he stole 227 bucks. 322 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,359 - Eh, a little less than that. - It'll be hard to catch this guy. 323 00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,013 Nobody got a good look at him. 324 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,623 Put this down in your report. 325 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,842 He was leading-man handsome. 326 00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:05,495 He was wearing a ski mask. 327 00:14:05,582 --> 00:14:09,370 Well, he had the presence of a young Burt Reynolds. 328 00:14:09,456 --> 00:14:11,763 And the pipes of an old Debbie Reynolds. 329 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,591 Hey, the online reviews are in. 330 00:14:13,677 --> 00:14:16,551 Listen to this one. It's from whosyourdaddy1997. 331 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,205 "The plot made zero sense, 332 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,770 and the set looked like children made it." 333 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,471 Yeah! Children did make it-- my children! 334 00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:28,345 "But the reason to go see Dreamatoriumis the closing musical number. 335 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,652 The chemistry between the robber character... 336 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:34,743 and the lonely morgue operator was sparktastic." 337 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,048 Did anyone mention the food? 338 00:14:36,135 --> 00:14:38,399 Uh, no. 339 00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:40,443 Great. So the robbery got rave reviews. 340 00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:41,967 Bob, we're a hit! 341 00:14:42,054 --> 00:14:44,187 - No, Linda. We werehit. - Good one. 342 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,927 Yeah. That's good.Thanks. 343 00:14:46,014 --> 00:14:48,104 - I don't get it. - We werehit. 344 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,585 A hit is a ro-- Am I wrong? It's a robbery, right? 345 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,239 - [ Chattering ] - Right. A hit is a robbery. 346 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,587 Well, technically, for the cops-- 347 00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:55,328 Technically, no, it's not--Wait-- 348 00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:56,938 - Forget it. Forget it. - In layman-- 349 00:14:57,025 --> 00:14:58,679 In layman's terms.Forget it. Everybody. 350 00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,985 Nobody got hit.Everybody, forget it. 351 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:05,077 There we were, putting on the show of our lives, 352 00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:07,775 when in walked a man with a gun in his hand. 353 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,821 And he was looking for you-know-who. 354 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,693 - We will now take questions. - Here, here, here! 355 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:14,129 - Me. - Large Tommy. 356 00:15:14,216 --> 00:15:16,044 Question for Tina. Were you scared? 357 00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:19,744 Um, uh-- Uhh-- 358 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:20,919 No, she wasn't. 359 00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:23,052 - Ooh! Ooh! - Normal-size Jenny. 360 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:26,054 How big was the gun, and did anyone get shot? 361 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,623 That's a two-part question. I don't answer those. 362 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,015 - Aw. - Tiny Peter. 363 00:15:30,102 --> 00:15:32,452 Does this mean you're in a gang now? 364 00:15:32,539 --> 00:15:35,716 That is correct. Our gang is called the Broken Glass Kids. 365 00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:37,457 - We'll cut you. - [ Gasping ] 366 00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:38,937 Wow! 367 00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:40,851 [ Linda ] Oh! I can't wait for the show tonight. 368 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,071 What, tonight? 369 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,290 I thought maybe you'd consider canceling, 370 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,380 but you're really committed to making me unhappy. 371 00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:50,123 The show won't be the same without the robber. 372 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,995 What? You're all thinking it! 373 00:15:53,081 --> 00:15:57,259 I got to agree. That guy could really sing... and rob. 374 00:15:57,346 --> 00:15:59,087 Well, again, our apologies. 375 00:15:59,174 --> 00:16:00,916 We'll follow up as soon as we hear anything. 376 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,308 So happy for you though. 377 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,658 Thanks. 378 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,312 [ Sighs ] Mort. 379 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:06,529 [ Bell Dings ]You're right. 380 00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,402 What am I gonna do without the robber? 381 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,273 You'll just have to-- 382 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:15,148 ♪ Take it easy ♪ 383 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,585 Wait a minute. That voice. 384 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:20,456 Oh, my God! It's you! You're the robber! 385 00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:21,937 Guilty.[ Exclaims ] 386 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,677 Last night was something, wasn't it? 387 00:16:23,764 --> 00:16:26,072 Oh, I know. We were electric together. 388 00:16:26,158 --> 00:16:27,942 So let's do it again tonight. 389 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,857 Yes. I want to report a, uh-- 390 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,513 What are you doing, Linda? I'm getting this guy arrested.[ Dialing ] 391 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,863 No, but he wants to do the show again. 392 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,431 [ Grunting ]He robbed us with a gun. [ Stammers ] 393 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:40,433 Hey, everyone, relax. It wasn't even a real gun. 394 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:44,003 Fake. And currently in my other jacket locked in the trunk of my car. 395 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,091 Bob, he wants to perform. 396 00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:50,356 This guy is the missing ingredient to my show. He's my garlic powder. 397 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,750 Yes. The man who robbed my restaurant is here right now. 398 00:16:52,836 --> 00:16:55,230 He's about 5'8", maybe 150 pounds. 399 00:16:55,317 --> 00:16:57,015 I'm bad at guessing weight though, so-- 400 00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:58,712 Yeah, I'll say. Yeah. 401 00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,149 Uh-- 160?Oh, flatterer. 402 00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:02,673 All right, 170. 403 00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:04,326 Ooh![ Yelps ] 404 00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:06,547 Uh, call you back. You said the gun was in your car. 405 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,461 - I lied. - What about it being fake? 406 00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:09,680 Also a lie. 407 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,509 See? A lie canbe a twist. 408 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,469 Since you did that, I'm gonna do this. Register. 409 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:18,298 Great. Again. 410 00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:20,778 Good luck tonight without me! 411 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,824 We forgot to give this to you. 412 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,347 A little "Sorry we let the robber get away" Bundt cake. 413 00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:27,741 You're doing it again. He just ran right past you. [ Radio Chatter ] 414 00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:31,093 Hold that thought, Bob.The guy who robbed us just robbed us again! 415 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,226 Hold on. Can you repeat that, Dispatch? 416 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,836 Suspect-- [ Continues, Indistinct ]He's saying what I'm saying. 417 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:37,143 The guy who robbed us-- he just left. 418 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:40,537 We got to go, Bob. The guy who robbed you was just spotted in the area! 419 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,844 [ Bell Rings ] 420 00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:47,892 [ Panting ] 421 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,677 Don't catch him, don't catch him, 422 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:51,895 don't catch him, don't catch him! 423 00:17:51,982 --> 00:17:52,854 [ Grunts ] 424 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,160 Ah, they got him. 425 00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:57,815 Geez. Julia packs a wallop. 426 00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,513 Ah, you couldn't just let me have my dream, could you? 427 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:03,211 What? You mean 'cause I called the police? 428 00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:05,866 The guy committed armed robbery, Lin-- twice. 429 00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:09,392 But you committed murder, Bob. You blew my dream's head off. 430 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,176 That's a little dramatic, Lin. 431 00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:14,962 Yes, Bob, 'cause I used to be an actor. 432 00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:21,751 Only two tickets left for Dreamatorium, 433 00:18:21,838 --> 00:18:25,016 the show over three people have been blogging about. 434 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,279 Final performance, people. 435 00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:29,368 Do you think you're gonna say your line tonight? 436 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:30,673 Probably not. 437 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,762 You know, a good way to beat the stage fright-- 438 00:18:32,849 --> 00:18:35,288 imagine the audience naked. 439 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,942 I already do that. I imagine everyone naked. 440 00:18:38,028 --> 00:18:39,727 Everyone? All the time? 441 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,903 Yeah. You don't do that? 442 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,773 No.Oh. 443 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:46,820 Well, try picturing the audience with clothes onthen. 444 00:18:46,907 --> 00:18:48,474 Like all their clothes? 445 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,999 Well, maybe just a condom and a hat. 446 00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:53,522 Okay. 447 00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:56,656 Tonight's show is officially sold out. Packed house. 448 00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:59,398 Are you feeling it, Mom? Whoo! 449 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,704 Are youfeeling it, Dad? Whoo! 450 00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:03,663 Eh, who cares? 451 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,839 The audience is expecting to be dazzled, 452 00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:08,364 but thanks to your father, we have no star. 453 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,366 [ Sighs ] Let's just go do the version everyone hated. 454 00:19:11,453 --> 00:19:13,107 Whodunit? 455 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,936 Was the murderer the corpse delivery guy?♪♪ [ Keyboard ] 456 00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:19,593 Or was it the flower delivery guy? 457 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,856 Or was the murderer the shifty butler? 458 00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:24,075 ♪♪ [ Continues ]Wrong. 459 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,599 The murderer was me. Thank you. Good night. 460 00:19:26,686 --> 00:19:28,166 Hold on. I saw the show last night. 461 00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:29,819 Trust me, it's about to get good. 462 00:19:29,906 --> 00:19:32,605 That's our show, everyone. Thanks for coming out. 463 00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:35,173 What about the you-know-who surprise performer? 464 00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:38,699 Yeah, well, the show is what it is, so-- Good night. 465 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,266 I'll tell you what it is. It's garbage. 466 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,490 Okay, all right then. Drive safe. 467 00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:49,926 [ Bob ] Nobody move! This is a robbery! 468 00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:52,886 I said sit back down, lady, or I'll shoot! 469 00:19:52,973 --> 00:19:55,411 Oh, Bobby, you're in the show! 470 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,282 Garbage.I don't want your money. 471 00:19:57,369 --> 00:20:00,763 I just want the money of the big shot who owns this place. 472 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,288 Ooh, way to commit, honey. 473 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,029 Boy, I thought we did better today. 474 00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:09,946 Oh. Well-- [ Clears Throat ] All right, here it goes. 475 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:16,953 ♪ So I'm singin' words to a song I'm making up right now ♪ 476 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:20,653 ♪ 'Cause it's the singing that matters and not the song ♪ 477 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:23,134 ♪ So it's up to me ♪ 478 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,135 ♪ To ♪♪ Sing ♪ 479 00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,487 ♪ In ♪[ High-pitched ] ♪ Key ♪ 480 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:28,575 Ow!Ow! 481 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,881 [ Both, Out of Tune ] ♪ Key ♪ 482 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:31,838 ♪ Ee ♪♪ Ee ♪♪ 483 00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:33,579 That was great. 484 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,320 Yeah, just go--[ Laughs ] What? I-- 485 00:20:35,407 --> 00:20:37,147 It's a little high.Well, I nailed it. 486 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,193 You were a little high.So you go higher. 487 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,586 Oh.I think we can-- 488 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,197 Everyone's gone.Yeah, I think we can stop. 489 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,113 - We cleared them out. - No. Don't. 490 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,855 I did it. Tina, take a bow, girl.