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♪ Where are all the people
who want to buy some food? ♪
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♪ Not here. ♪
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-Hey, kids.
-How was school?
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Did you dazzle your teachers?
Did you make a big splash?
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GENE: I sure did. Center stall.
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About 12 minutes after lunch.
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-Up top, big guy.
-Mm.
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Well, it was actually a pretty
slow day here today.
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Wait, here? No.
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It was slow, and so, Tina,
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guess who had time
to work on our costumes
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for our father-daughter
movie date
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to see Vampire Disco
Death Dance tomorrow night?
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You?
Wait, is this a trick question?
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It was me.
And your mom helped, too.
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I did most of it,
and your father just had
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a lot of opinions.
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It's not fair.
Why don't Gene and I
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get to go see
a vampire movie?
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Well, it's not just a movie.
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It's a dress-up-sing-along
interactive experience.
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There's an emcee,
people talk back to the screen.
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At one point,
people even throw confetti.
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But you guys are a little
too young. It-It's rated R.
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What, for violence?
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Well, there's a couple swears,
and a character gets drunk,
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and there's a lot of innuendo.
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We see stuff like that
every day with you and Mom.
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But it's definitely not violent.
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There's not even
any blood in it.
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It's-it's campy.
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No blood? Oh.
Now I don't want to go.
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Trust me, you're missing out.
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It's about this
18-year-old farmer named Kevin.
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-I like that.
-Kevin works on his mean dad's
garlic farm,
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but what he really wants to do
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is go to a disco nightclub
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that turns out to be run
by vampires.
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That's where Kevin
meets Destiny Fanger,
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-the costume that
Tina's gonna wear.
-Yeah, check it out.
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I sewed a long-sleeve shirt
onto a pair of pants,
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glued a bunch of sequins
all over it,
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and now it's a jumpsuit.
My little disco death dancer.
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I want to see the crap
out of this movie.
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Well, when you're 13,
I'll take you.
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It-It'll be like
a rite of passage.
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I saw it when I was 13.
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-Oh, it's old?
-BOB: Yeah.
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-Gross.
-Yeah. Ew.
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Well, Tina's excited
for our father-daughter
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movie date
tomorrow night, right?
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What? Oh, yeah,
it's, uh, gonna be really fun.
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Um, why are you drinking
like that?
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Some kids at school
have been playing
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this new game
they made up.
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It's called
drinking or not drinking.
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What is it?
How do you play?
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You put a straw in your drink,
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then you put the straw
in your mouth.
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And then people have to guess
if you're drinking
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or not drinking.
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-Hmm.
-Do you guys
know about fun games?
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It's dumb!
It's a dumb game!
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But I'm realizing
the kids I hang out with
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are kind of my only shot
at a peer group,
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so I'm just making
the best of it.
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Aw, sweetie.
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I mean, I wish
I had a group of friends
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that were all really close
and shared our deepest hopes
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and desires
and we all got each other.
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But it doesn't look like
things are going that way,
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so these kids
are my best option.
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And that means I've got practice
drinking and/or not drinking.
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Hmm, it looks like
you're holding in a fart.
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It looks like you're
holding in a stroke.
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Well, it sounds like
tomorrow night will be
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a good break
from your super great
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not terrible at all group.
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-TINA: Mm-hmm.
-(liquid gurgling)
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Tina, please stop doing that
with your face.
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It-It's scaring me.
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All right, that was a good one.
Let's play another round.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Cool. So fun.
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My turn.
Everyone look at me.
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Oh, she's drinking, baby.
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Zeke, I don't think she is.
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Wait, now I don't
think she is, either.
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-Dang, she's good.
-Yeah, crazy. Wow.
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Oh, my God,
she's totally drinking.
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You're right, I was drinking.
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I knew it.
In your faces and your places.
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-My turn.
-Oh, cool, cool. Playing again.
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I just saw a little milk
on his lips.
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He's drinking, baby!
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(chuckles) Get over here,
you little drinker stinker.
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-I'm gonna... Get over here.
-(gasping)
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Zeke, you made milk
come out of my nose.
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Ha! Let's never
not play this game.
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This game is, like, who we are.
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(groaning)
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Don't cut off your fingers,
don't cut off your fingers,
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-Oh, my God.
-don't cu... Wha?
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-Wha? Wha?
-Somebody dumped a bunch of junk
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-in our alley last night.
-Ooh, it's nasty.
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Oh, look at the little
baby table
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with the little baby chairs.
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Oh, they're kind of moldy.
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Aw, but they're so little
and cute.
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Pickup is in a few days.
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I need to get all this junk
inside the dumpster,
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-or else they won't take it.
-I'll help you.
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Let's get this junk
in the trunk.
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We're really gonna have to
mush it in there
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to get the dumpster
to close all the way.
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Or else the raccoons
will come tonight
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and rip open all the trash bags
and make an even bigger mess.
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Oh, God forbid the raccoons
should have a little fun.
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Lin, I know that
they're your friends.
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It's just, they do make a mess.
It's rude.
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You-you maybe shouldn't
be friends with them.
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Hey, what if they ate
at the little moldy table?
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Like a little raccoon
restaurant.
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Linda, please,
just help me mush.
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Raccoons sitting
on little chairs,
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using little knives and forks.
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Aw, we should do that.
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I mean, maybe not.
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Yeah, yeah, you're right.
That'd be crazy.
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All right, hold my apron,
I'm going in.
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(grunts)
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I can't climb up.
What's wrong with me?
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-Am I not strong?
-I'll give you a boost.
(grunting)
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Thank you.
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-Guys, wait.
-What?
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-Wait.
-What?
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We should play
drinking or not drinking
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-somewhere tonight.
-Oh, my God, yes.
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-Hell yeah.
-I'm so in.
-Dang.
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I really do want to hang out
with my crew tonight--
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that's you guys--
but I already have plans.
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Plans? Wh-What do you mean?
With who?
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My dad's taking me
to see a movie.
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Ugh.
Why?
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It's an old vampire movie.
It's a musical.
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We're dressing up in costume
like two of the characters.
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People sing and
talk back to the screen.
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The screen can hear you?
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Uh, it can't hear you,
Jocelyn, no.
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Oh, my God, I thought...
Oh, my God, good.
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Oh, and it's rated R.
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-Do what?
-What?
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-Damn.
Yeah.
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All right, good mushing.
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I think it'll close now.
I-I hope.
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Hey, look--
someone threw away Mom and Dad.
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Ooh, now we can
get fresh, new parents.
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-Maybe hairless, smooth ones.
-Hi, kids.
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Don't worry, Tina, I-I'm gonna
shower before the movie tonight.
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-Oh, so now you shower.
-Hey, Dad, guess what.
-What?
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I told Zeke, Jimmy Junior,
Tammy and Jocelyn
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about the movie, and now
they want to come, too.
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-Um, they do?
-Yes. At first they
just wanted to play
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the stupid drinking game
tonight,
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but now they want to
do something I want to do.
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-They're gonna buy tickets
for the movie.
-Wait. Really?
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So now maybe we'll all start
liking the same things,
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and I'll never need any
new friends.
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It's all thanks to you, Dad.
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And you get to pick
everybody up tonight
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and drive us all there
and chaperone us.
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-Thanks. I love you.
-Great.
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This is gonna be
a good night Dad.
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Hey, you're okay
with all of my friends
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-coming with us, right?
-Uh, yeah. Uh, definitely.
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Oh, you're gonna
have such a good time, Dad.
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Tammy is a treat.
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She's fine if you just
think about something else
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-when she starts talking.
-Tina, please try not to move.
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-I-I'm doing your makeup
really well.
-Eh.
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Okay, so Tina's a vampire lady
with slightly thicker eyebrows.
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Dad, who are you?
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I'm Nightclub Guy Number Three.
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He only has one line,
but everybody in the audience
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yells it at the screen.
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-What's his line?
-It's right before he dies.
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He yells,
"Dis-go to hell, vampires."
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Wow. I'm surprised this movie
didn't get banned
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with that edgy stuff.
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Well, I'm pumped.
Woo-hoo!
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And done.
I-I think.
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All right, get out of here,
you two. Love you.
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And we're not gonna do
anything weird
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-with raccoons in the alley.
-Wait. What?
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What? No. Just... Bye.
Bye, bye, bye.
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-Oh, God. Let-Let's just go.
-Have fun.
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And, Mommy, Louise, you might
want to get out of here, too.
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-It's showtime.
-Oh, my God, you're pooping.
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-Ugh, yeah, he is.
-What? That was the plan,
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and then everyone came in here!
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Wait, Tina,
why do you look like that?
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-Are you goth now?
-Aw. Don't be goth.
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-You're already so sad.
-(sighs)
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Remember, everybody? I said it
was a singalong dress-up thing?
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It's fine.
It's not a big deal.
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I mean,
it's not not a big deal.
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It's kind of part
of the whole thing.
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What are you dressed up as,
Mr. B?
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You look like an old-ass
Burt Reynolds or something.
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My stepmom Cheryl
lets me say "ass"
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and a couple
of other curses now.
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-Hope that's cool with you.
-No, I don't like it.
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There's a red light coming up.
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-Uh, thanks, Jimmy. I-I see it.
-I couldn't tell
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if you were paying attention.
You look sleepy.
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I-I'm not sleepy.
I'm... I'm just old.
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Guys, when we stop,
we should yell something
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at the people
in the car next to us.
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-Oh, my God, that'd be so funny.
-No, ple-please don't yell at...
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Hey, person in the car.
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I like your shirt.
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Oh, my God, he looked at me.
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-Drive, drive, drive.
-I-I can't. It's a red light.
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Remember?
You pointed it out.
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-You okay, Dad?
-Yup. Yup.
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I'm doing great, Tina.
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LINDA:
All right, we got
the dirty little
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table and chairs
all set up in the alley.
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Now we need to finish cooking
the raccoons their dinner.
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And then we can open up
their restaurant.
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So, just to double-check here,
we're making a restaurant
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-in our alley for raccoons?
-Exactly.
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-I love this lady.
-Here, Gene, stir.
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And we're cooking them real food
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because Dad said he didn't
want them to eat our trash?
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Yes. And they work hard
just like anyone else,
237
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and they deserve to have a
hot meal and a nice atmosphere.
238
00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,716
-And I bet they tip great.
-Okay, here's how
this is gonna work.
239
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We're serving spaghetti.
We're gonna plate it up here
240
00:08:14,903 --> 00:08:16,477
and carry the food
down to the alley.
241
00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:18,997
We've got three chairs, and
I'm betting we have a full house
242
00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,165
for opening night.
243
00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,316
Sorry, I keep having questions.
244
00:08:22,318 --> 00:08:25,170
How do we get raccoons
to sit in chairs?
245
00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:28,173
They're not animals.
They know how to sit in chairs.
246
00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,750
Gene, you're on music duty.
I'm thinking something jazzy.
247
00:08:30,752 --> 00:08:33,512
On it. I'll bring my keyboard.
I'll learn jazz.
248
00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:35,238
Louise, you're gonna
help with atmosphere.
249
00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,998
That means
you're on candle duty.
250
00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,350
You get to use matches.
251
00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:39,500
Okay, I like this now.
252
00:08:39,502 --> 00:08:42,187
All right!
Let's resta this raunt.
253
00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,247
JIMMY:
Uh, Mr. Belcher?
254
00:08:44,249 --> 00:08:47,008
So, you're still, like, here,
255
00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:49,343
with us, like,
outside of your car.
256
00:08:49,345 --> 00:08:52,105
-Is that on purpose?
-What? Um, yeah.
257
00:08:52,107 --> 00:08:54,699
-Uh, I'm coming with you guys.
-Oh...
258
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,034
Okay. Okay.
259
00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,094
Did you think
I got dressed up like this
260
00:08:58,096 --> 00:08:59,871
just to drop you off
at the movie theater?
261
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,114
-Yeah.
-Yes.
-Yup.
262
00:09:01,116 --> 00:09:02,374
(whispers):
Tina, do something.
263
00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,100
It's rated R.
He has to come with us.
264
00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:05,693
Ugh.
Fart noise.
265
00:09:05,695 --> 00:09:07,879
-(farts)
-Oh. (chuckles) That's
actually weird, 'cause that...
266
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:11,365
then there was a sound, but
that's... it wasn't from me.
267
00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:13,459
-Cool. Lot of costumes.
-Yeah. Oh. That guy's
268
00:09:13,461 --> 00:09:15,962
dressed up as Vamp von Tramp,
the vampire gigolo.
269
00:09:15,964 --> 00:09:17,463
Hey, look.
It's Dominic.
270
00:09:17,465 --> 00:09:20,207
Oh, hey, Bob, and all the teens
Bob is hanging out with.
271
00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:22,118
Oh, no.
We're not hanging out.
272
00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,469
I-I'm chaperoning.
273
00:09:23,471 --> 00:09:25,288
So, Vampire Disco
Death Dance night.
274
00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:27,232
-Are you excited?
-Sure. I love being the guy
275
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,734
that cleans up after a movie
where people throw stuff
276
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,977
all around the theater.
277
00:09:30,979 --> 00:09:33,146
Oh.
Well, um, uh, nice to see you.
278
00:09:33,148 --> 00:09:35,648
And sorry about the mess
that we're all about to make.
279
00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:37,409
It's all right.
I wanted a job in showbiz.
280
00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:40,061
Okay, let's go in
and try and grab some good seats
281
00:09:40,063 --> 00:09:41,471
-while we can.
-Hold up, Mr. B.
282
00:09:41,473 --> 00:09:43,064
Sweet kids need sweet treats.
283
00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:45,141
Should we get
in the snack line, or...?
284
00:09:45,143 --> 00:09:47,234
-Yeah, we should.
-Tina, why don't we go in
285
00:09:47,236 --> 00:09:49,329
-and save some seats.
-All right, get some snacks,
286
00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:52,165
and then let's watch this thing
and have some fun with it.
287
00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:53,758
Sound good, kid crew?
288
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,318
Did you just say "kid crew"?
289
00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,836
Yeah, it just came out.
290
00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:59,322
Uh, maybe it's like a name
for our little group.
291
00:09:59,324 --> 00:10:01,082
Kid Krew.
Spelled with a K.
292
00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:04,010
(chuckles) I-I don't know. Never
mind. Uh, see you in there.
293
00:10:04,012 --> 00:10:05,328
Hey, you funky chickens.
294
00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:08,422
Grab a seat
and hang on to your necks!
295
00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:11,184
-Is he talking to us?
-They-they greet everyone
like that.
296
00:10:11,186 --> 00:10:13,169
Oh, hey,
let's grab those over there.
297
00:10:13,171 --> 00:10:14,279
You think
they'll find us up here?
298
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,930
They'll be able to see us,
right?
299
00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:17,190
We're not blocking you, are we,
300
00:10:17,192 --> 00:10:19,008
with our giant spider hair?
301
00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:20,434
Oh, no, uh, you're fine.
302
00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:22,770
I like your costume, Destiny.
303
00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:24,180
Thanks, uh, spider person.
304
00:10:24,182 --> 00:10:26,182
Sorry I don't know the movie
that well yet.
305
00:10:26,184 --> 00:10:28,034
-So, kind of cool, right?
-Really cool.
306
00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:29,628
I think the Kid Crew's
gonna be into it,
307
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,038
once they handle
that snack attack. (chuckles)
308
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,857
(high-pitched):
Hoo-hoo.
309
00:10:33,859 --> 00:10:35,133
It's starting!
310
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,860
-(spooky music plays)
-(whooping)
311
00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:38,786
(wolf howls)
312
00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:41,047
AUDIENCE:
Whoa!
313
00:10:41,049 --> 00:10:43,216
Whoa. I'm dizzy.
314
00:10:43,218 --> 00:10:45,126
♪
315
00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:47,479
Go to sleep, Kevin!
316
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,206
And turn off that music!
317
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,208
Did you hear me?
318
00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:53,710
Dang it, Kevin.
319
00:10:53,712 --> 00:10:55,820
You've got garlic to pick
in the morning.
320
00:10:57,048 --> 00:10:58,731
Kind of a waste of garlic.
But it's fun.
321
00:10:58,733 --> 00:10:59,899
But-but I don't do it.
322
00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:01,267
Sorry, Dad.
323
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,476
I was just practicing
my bus stop a little bit.
324
00:11:02,478 --> 00:11:03,903
I think it's really
gettin' there.
325
00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:05,312
Yeah, it is.
326
00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:06,906
FARMER KEITH:
You and your dang disco dancing.
327
00:11:06,908 --> 00:11:08,249
Where are they?
328
00:11:09,227 --> 00:11:11,394
Hello, fire.
I made you.
329
00:11:11,396 --> 00:11:13,004
Now I'm gonna put you here.
330
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,822
Here...
331
00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:16,007
and here.
332
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,510
I control you.
I am the lord of light.
333
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,661
Okay, okay, Louise.
Put out the match.
334
00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:22,922
Why? Just 'cause
it's about to burn my fingers?
335
00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:24,349
Oh, okay, I'm doing it now.
Ow.
336
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,760
(clears throat)
Yesterday, I had a little idea
337
00:11:27,762 --> 00:11:29,354
to use a small, moldy table
338
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,431
to create a restaurant
for raccoons.
339
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:35,026
And tonight, Alley Rascals
is open for business, baby.
340
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,696
-Yeah!
-(chanting): Mommy! Mommy!
341
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,088
Raccoons!
342
00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:40,865
We got spaghetti and jazz
in the alley.
343
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,442
Gene, go.
Jazz, now.
344
00:11:42,444 --> 00:11:44,518
-(playing keyboard)
-♪ Jazz. Jazzy-jazz. ♪
345
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,187
-♪ Jazzity-jazz-jazz-jazz... ♪
-All right, let's crouch down
346
00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:47,931
next to the dumpster
so we don't scare 'em.
347
00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:49,115
Gene, did you write that song?
348
00:11:49,117 --> 00:11:50,875
No, but I bought
the rights to it.
349
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,193
♪
350
00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:54,045
-What's taking so long?
-WOMAN: Hello.
351
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,122
I didn't know
boy legs could do that.
352
00:11:56,124 --> 00:11:58,775
I'm Destiny.
Want to dance with Destiny?
353
00:11:58,777 --> 00:12:01,461
Sure, uh, let me just
re-cinch my overalls.
354
00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:04,371
Those overalls and me
have something in common.
355
00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,207
'Cause I'm gonna be
all over you.
356
00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:07,892
Tina, there's your character.
357
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,210
It's Destiny.
Look.
358
00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:11,212
-What?
-It's Destiny. There she is.
359
00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:12,472
-Great. Great.
-Hey, are you okay?
360
00:12:12,474 --> 00:12:14,232
-Yeah. I'm fine.
-This song is called,
361
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,900
"I'm All Over You."
It's really good.
362
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,645
♪ I've been alive
for 300 years ♪
363
00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:23,158
♪ Had a thousand lovers,
seen a million fears ♪
364
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:27,561
♪ In men's eyes,
let me explain ♪
365
00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:30,974
♪ It means nothing to me
when I slurp their veins ♪
366
00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:32,566
Wait, you're gonna do what?
367
00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:34,327
♪ But this boy Kevin makes
my heart flutter ♪
368
00:12:34,329 --> 00:12:36,570
♪ Want to see him tonight
underneath my covers ♪
369
00:12:36,572 --> 00:12:39,148
(singing along):
♪ 'Cause I, oh, oh, ooh, I ♪
370
00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:41,167
♪ Am all over you ♪
371
00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:42,427
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh. ♪
372
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,079
Um, why do you smell
like garlic?
373
00:12:45,081 --> 00:12:46,431
AUDIENCE:
Uh-oh.
374
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,658
There might be a little
garlic on my overalls.
375
00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,176
Why don't you go ahead
and take those off?
376
00:12:50,178 --> 00:12:52,996
I want to see what's
under those overalls.
377
00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:53,997
Okay.
378
00:12:53,999 --> 00:12:55,181
Oh, wow.
379
00:12:55,183 --> 00:12:58,092
♪ 'Cause I, oh, oh, ooh, I ♪
380
00:12:58,094 --> 00:13:00,169
♪ Am all over you ♪
381
00:13:00,171 --> 00:13:01,946
I'm just gonna go
check on them.
382
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,281
Hey, don't you love this song?
383
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,224
I'm so excited
we're seeing this together.
384
00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:08,011
Oh. And you're...
you're gone. Oh, uh...
385
00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:10,330
♪ Am all over you. ♪
386
00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:16,686
-There you are.
-Where have you been?
387
00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:18,296
Where have I been?
I've been watching the movie.
388
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,798
What are you guys
doing out here?
389
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,025
We're doing a lightning round
of, uh-- oh, I don't know...
390
00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:23,359
-(imitates slurping)
-Drugs?
-What?
391
00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:25,194
-Drinking or not drinking.
-Right.
392
00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:27,213
Tina, play.
Come on.
393
00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:29,198
The-the movie... started.
Remember?
394
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,791
The thing we came to see?
395
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,368
It's fine, Tina.
396
00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:34,479
It's okay if that old movie
gets a little older.
397
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,055
(scoffs)
Do you want to play or what?
398
00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:37,707
Here, use mine.
399
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,559
TAMMY:
Tina. Don't be
a poop smear. Play.
400
00:13:39,561 --> 00:13:41,319
Ugh. Okay.
401
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,728
ZEKE:
Uh, drinking.
402
00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:44,063
Not drinking.
403
00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:45,731
Damn, this game
keeps you on your toes.
404
00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:46,974
I was drinking.
405
00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:49,828
Oh, wow.
Wasn't gonna guess that. Crazy.
406
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,554
Sit down, Tina.
Get comfortable.
407
00:13:51,556 --> 00:13:52,388
(groans)
408
00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:54,574
Okay, okay, okay!
My turn.
409
00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:57,001
Wait, is it weird if you can't
breathe when you're drinking?
410
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,228
Mm. Yes.
You should have that looked at.
411
00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,580
I don't know, Destiny.
412
00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:04,008
Your teeth are so sharp.
I'm all... turned around.
413
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,918
-(laughter)
-I love that part.
414
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,828
Huh.
Still not back.
415
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,997
Ooh.
I was drinking.
416
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,182
(laughs, burps)
417
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,499
-Oopsie. (giggles)
-Hey, I have a fun idea.
418
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,001
We could all go in
and watch the movie.
419
00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:14,927
It's really good.
I mean,
420
00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:16,929
the innuendos are so innuendo-y.
421
00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,931
And Jimmy Jr.,
it's very dance-y
422
00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:20,692
and-and the main character
has some daddy-issue stuff.
423
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,767
That's your kind of fun.
424
00:14:21,769 --> 00:14:22,861
Sounds pretty cool, right?
425
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,028
Cooler than this?
426
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,346
Cooler than playing
427
00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:26,939
drinking or not drinking
on a staircase?
428
00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:28,257
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
429
00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:29,592
The movie
does sound pretty cool.
430
00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:31,094
-Maybe we should check it out.
-All right. Great.
431
00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,020
Kid Crew is doing this.
Let's go.
432
00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:35,098
We're coming!
Stop yelling at us.
433
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,766
And stop saying Kid Crew.
434
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:37,783
Teen Troupe?
435
00:14:37,785 --> 00:14:39,043
Um, maybe.
436
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,270
-(playing)
-♪ Jazz, jazz, jazz ♪
437
00:14:41,272 --> 00:14:42,605
-♪ Jazzy-jazz-jazz. ♪
-Oh. Look.
438
00:14:42,607 --> 00:14:44,031
We've got customers.
439
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,366
Time to go smooth jazz.
440
00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:47,293
(whispering):
♪ Jazzy-jazz-jazz ♪
441
00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:48,277
-♪ Jazzy, jazz-jazz... ♪
-(Linda gasps)
442
00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:49,554
It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher,
443
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,115
Little King Trashmouth
and his husband Gary!
444
00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,541
♪ All of my mommy's friends
are here. ♪
445
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:55,785
Yeah.
446
00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:57,120
Oh, my God, he's gonna
sit in the little chair.
447
00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:58,379
No, wait,
he's just standin' on it.
448
00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:00,064
But still.
Oh, it's so cute.
449
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,642
Whoa. They are going
to town on that pasta.
450
00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:03,717
They're eating fast.
451
00:15:03,719 --> 00:15:05,311
They must have tickets
to the opera.
452
00:15:05,313 --> 00:15:07,572
Or maybe they have to catch
a flight to Bonnaroo.
453
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,298
Will you look at them?
They love it.
454
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,300
This is so much better
than our other restaurant.
455
00:15:11,302 --> 00:15:13,060
The one that serves food
to humans?
456
00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,561
That place is garbage.
457
00:15:14,563 --> 00:15:16,915
-JOCELYN (whispering): Tammy.
-What?
458
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,658
-Tammy.
-What?
459
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:19,918
Is that a vampire?
460
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,069
-Ya-huh, Jocelyn. Yes.
-Oh. Okay.
461
00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:23,755
Wait, what about her?
Is she a vampire?
462
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,997
Yes.
463
00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:26,240
Wait, is this movie
about vampires?
464
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:28,426
Yes.
It's about vampires. Shush.
465
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,337
Hey, J-Ju. Look at this
crazy-shaped gummy bear.
466
00:15:31,339 --> 00:15:33,914
(laughing)
What the heck?
467
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,324
It doesn't even look
like a bear.
468
00:15:35,326 --> 00:15:37,326
This bear's had a lot
of work done. (laughs)
469
00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:40,104
Did it just come like that?
This is so interesting.
470
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,330
I just pulled it
out of the bag
471
00:15:41,332 --> 00:15:43,775
and I was all like, "do what?"
(laughs)
472
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,925
Okay, I'm gonna eat it.
473
00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:46,427
No.
Zeke, you can't eat it.
474
00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:48,171
-It's special.
-I'm eatin' it.
475
00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:49,096
-Don't.
-I'm doin' it.
476
00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:50,931
-No. Zeke...
-(grunting)
477
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,433
-Guys, come on.
-Shush!
478
00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:54,177
Aw, they're almost finished.
479
00:15:54,179 --> 00:15:56,362
Gary's just nibbling
on his last noodles.
480
00:15:56,364 --> 00:15:58,289
LOUISE: Looks like Big Baby
Pudding Snatcher's still hungry.
481
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,017
She's really staring
at Gary's spaghetti.
482
00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:02,126
It feels a little... tense.
483
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,444
-Oh, no.
-What?
484
00:16:03,446 --> 00:16:05,129
LINDA:
I think they're about to fight.
485
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,298
G-Gary!
No biting! No biting!
486
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,859
No! No!
Oh, come on. Please.
487
00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:10,860
Rac attack!
488
00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:12,028
LOUISE:
Fire!
489
00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,529
-Oh, my plates!
-(Gene gasps)
490
00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:15,881
I'll try to calm them down
with music.
491
00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:17,308
-(playing)
-(squeaking)
492
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,959
Gene, that's making it worse.
493
00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:21,628
Oh, no.
I made their fight funkier.
494
00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:22,963
Guys.
495
00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:24,465
Drinking or not drinking?
496
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,150
Jimmy Jr.,
just watch the movie.
497
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,060
Tina, don't be a pee stain.
498
00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:29,712
1,000% not drinking.
499
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:31,230
-Guys.
-I know your not-drinkin' face.
500
00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:32,473
You're not drinkin', J-Ju.
501
00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:33,474
-Fess up.
-Guys.
502
00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:35,401
No, he's drinking.
For sure.
503
00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:38,145
-Oh, my God.
-Tina, what is your pube-lem?
504
00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:39,388
Stop it!
You guys are being so annoying!
505
00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:40,890
I shouldn't have invited you!
506
00:16:40,892 --> 00:16:41,891
I thought you actually wanted
507
00:16:41,893 --> 00:16:43,059
-to do this!
-Oh, boy.
508
00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,335
-Tina, you're screaming.
-It's loud.
509
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,229
Yeah, Tina.
We're in a theater.
510
00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:48,064
I'm such an idiot for thinking
511
00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:49,565
we could do something
interesting together
512
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,917
and remember it and bond over it
and be a krew, with a K!
513
00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:53,344
Dominic, can you stop the movie?
514
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,996
Hey, uh,
ma'am-teen-person?
515
00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:57,498
You're-you're
kind of freaking out
516
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,258
and ruining the movie
for everyone. Are you okay?
517
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:01,911
No. In the game
of okay or not okay,
518
00:17:01,913 --> 00:17:04,096
I am not okay!
Aah!
519
00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:06,006
-(crying loudly)
-Tina, wait...
520
00:17:06,008 --> 00:17:06,932
-Ow.
-Sorry.
521
00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:08,026
-ZEKE: Ow.
-Sorry.
522
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,444
-Ow.
-Ow.
-Sorry. Sorry.
523
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,033
Ugh.
Why did I invite them?
524
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,592
Tina, you were just trying
525
00:17:16,594 --> 00:17:18,036
to share something
that you thought was cool,
526
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,705
like I was trying
to do with you.
527
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,855
Which they ruined.
528
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:23,099
Yeah. They really did.
529
00:17:23,101 --> 00:17:24,399
-They're awful.
-Yeah.
530
00:17:24,401 --> 00:17:26,210
And now they're in there
watching the movie
531
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,104
they don't care about at all
and we're out here.
532
00:17:28,106 --> 00:17:30,289
Yeah. That's not
how I saw things going.
533
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,624
Can we just go home
without them?
534
00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:33,959
I-I don't think
I'm allowed to do that, Tina.
535
00:17:33,961 --> 00:17:35,369
Even though
it would be pretty fun
536
00:17:35,371 --> 00:17:37,446
-just to leave them here.
-It really would.
537
00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:38,705
Do you want me to go get them
and we can leave?
538
00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:40,558
I understand if you don't
want to go back in there.
539
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,560
'Cause of the whole screaming
really loud at everyone thing?
540
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,563
-Yeah.
-Can we just sit here
for a little bit?
541
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,273
Of course.
542
00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:50,810
They're gonna
rip each other apart!
543
00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:52,812
Stop it!
Stop fighting!
544
00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:54,130
God, they're out of control!
545
00:17:54,132 --> 00:17:55,298
What if we feed them more?
546
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,407
Gene, empty your pockets.
547
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,134
I know you got
something in there.
548
00:17:58,136 --> 00:17:59,893
My pocket pantry
is empty at this hour.
549
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:01,079
I refill it in the morning.
550
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,081
I just wanted
to give them something nice.
551
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,749
Something special.
552
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,400
Mom, where are the matches?
553
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:07,977
I feel like we can solve
the problem with burning things.
554
00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:10,070
What?
How would that even work?
555
00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:11,163
We light the restaurant on fire,
556
00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:12,406
then the raccoons make peace
557
00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:14,092
and unite to help us
put it out?
558
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,409
No. All right,
I know what we need to do.
559
00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,929
-What?
-Your dad's not gonna like it.
560
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,413
And it's gonna make a big mess.
561
00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:21,173
And we're gonna have to clean it
up before he gets home.
562
00:18:21,175 --> 00:18:22,433
But it's our only option.
563
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,826
Are you gonna go pee-pee
in the alley
564
00:18:23,828 --> 00:18:24,844
to show your dominance?
565
00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:26,345
No. Doesn't work. I've tried it.
566
00:18:26,347 --> 00:18:28,013
I'm opening the dumpster.
567
00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:29,498
I think the raccoon restaurant
568
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,425
was something I did
just to make me happy.
569
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,502
What's in here...
that'll make them happy.
570
00:18:33,504 --> 00:18:35,596
It's like an all-you-can-eat
raccoon buffet.
571
00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:38,932
All right, dumpster's open,
raccoons. Have at it!
572
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,267
They went in.
573
00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:41,861
The smell lets you know
your plan is working.
574
00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,437
Yeah.
It's gonna be bad.
575
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,364
I got to say, it was a pretty
good opening night.
576
00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:47,683
I have a few notes for tomorrow.
577
00:18:47,685 --> 00:18:50,444
You know, the first time I came
to Vampire Disco Death Dance,
578
00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:52,705
-I came by myself.
-Really? You came alone?
579
00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:55,299
I didn't think anybody I was
hanging out with would like it.
580
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,209
But I remember sitting there,
581
00:18:57,211 --> 00:18:59,862
looking around the theater
at all these people in costume,
582
00:18:59,864 --> 00:19:01,364
all of us singing together,
583
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:04,367
and I thought,
"Wow, I'm-I'm not alone.
584
00:19:04,369 --> 00:19:07,645
"I'm with people who,
you know, kind of get me.
585
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,962
Th-They exist."
586
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,648
So you found them?
People that got you?
587
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,816
Yeah. Eventually.
588
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,966
You know... some.
589
00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,226
Basically, your mother.
590
00:19:14,228 --> 00:19:16,154
Anyone else?
People you keep in touch with?
591
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,138
Groups of old friends
you go on adventures with?
592
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,974
(chuckles) Oh.
Oh, no, I-I don't do that.
593
00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:23,185
I mean,
I just kind of go to bed.
594
00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:24,978
But Tina,
you'll meet people like that.
595
00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:26,164
Y-You'll go on adventures.
596
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,332
You'll stay in touch.
I know you will.
597
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,226
-You really think so?
-I know it,
598
00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:32,152
because I would want
to be one of those people
599
00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:33,579
-if I met you.
-Thanks, Dad.
600
00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:35,155
-(disco playing in distance)
-Oh, this is the last song.
601
00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:36,732
Tina, come on.
602
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:38,825
There's a little dance
everybody does to this one.
603
00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:40,085
I'm not a very good dancer.
604
00:19:40,087 --> 00:19:41,679
I mean, you're moving.
605
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,241
Okay, so this is where Destiny
turns Kevin into a vampire
606
00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:47,076
so that they can
be together forever.
607
00:19:47,078 --> 00:19:48,260
Aw, that's nice.
608
00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:49,929
Yeah.
I mean, all the vampires
609
00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,022
kind of take turns
drinking from him.
610
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,523
But there's-there's no blood.
611
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,341
It's just a lot of licking.
Ton of licking.
612
00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:55,842
What's the song called?
613
00:19:55,844 --> 00:19:57,269
Uh, "Shake Your Love Parts."
614
00:19:57,271 --> 00:19:58,771
The verses are really sweet.
615
00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:01,924
The chorus is definitely a...
you know, a little... adult.
616
00:20:01,926 --> 00:20:03,776
Uh, and that's the dance to it?
617
00:20:03,778 --> 00:20:05,519
Kind of.
I-I think.
618
00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:07,947
You know, my body doesn't go
in all the directions anymore.
619
00:20:07,949 --> 00:20:09,615
Thanks for taking me here, Dad.
620
00:20:09,617 --> 00:20:11,375
I guess I'll just have to wait
to meet whoever I meet next.
621
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,360
And in the meantime,
you have a group of kids
622
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:16,405
who maybe aren't terrible
all the time?
623
00:20:16,407 --> 00:20:18,107
Mm...
Let's just dance.
624
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:20,051
Or do whatever it is
you're doing right now.
625
00:20:21,128 --> 00:20:23,963
So, um, how did you kids
like the movie
626
00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:26,298
that I wanted my daughter
and I to go to?
627
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,300
There were actually some
pretty cool dance moves in it.
628
00:20:28,302 --> 00:20:30,135
Their outfits were
kind of dumb, though.
629
00:20:30,137 --> 00:20:32,045
Yeah, their pants
got really big at the bottom
630
00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:33,639
and I didn't know why.
631
00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:36,216
And then all these bats started
flyin' at this guy's face
632
00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:37,626
and I was like, "What the ass?"
633
00:20:37,628 --> 00:20:39,219
And then the bats
carried a disco ball
634
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:40,479
around the whole city.
635
00:20:40,481 --> 00:20:43,132
It was actually
kind of beautiful.
636
00:20:43,134 --> 00:20:45,134
Really?
So you guys didn't hate it?
637
00:20:45,136 --> 00:20:47,152
Yeah, it wasn't totally dumb.
638
00:20:47,154 --> 00:20:48,471
Just, like, mostly stupid.
639
00:20:48,473 --> 00:20:50,473
Just like you, Tammy.
Just joking.
640
00:20:50,475 --> 00:20:52,825
Like how our crew does?
Sometimes?
641
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,310
-Kid Crew.
-Oh, my God,
642
00:20:54,312 --> 00:20:55,327
let's yell
at those people in that car!
643
00:20:55,329 --> 00:20:56,662
BOB:
No, please don't.
644
00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:58,071
Your car is blue!
645
00:20:58,073 --> 00:20:59,331
Drive, drive, drive, drive!
646
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,150
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
647
00:21:01,152 --> 00:21:03,076
♪ Bump it on the floor ♪
648
00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:04,837
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
649
00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:06,764
♪ Shake it more and more ♪
650
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,266
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
651
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,175
♪ I just can't stop believing ♪
652
00:21:10,177 --> 00:21:11,510
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
653
00:21:11,512 --> 00:21:13,345
♪ Your love parts
got me screaming ♪
654
00:21:13,347 --> 00:21:16,941
♪ Eternal love is groovin' ♪
655
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,260
♪ I bite your neck,
it's soothin' ♪
656
00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:22,855
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
657
00:21:22,857 --> 00:21:24,189
♪ Bump it on the floor ♪
658
00:21:24,191 --> 00:21:25,992
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
659
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,843
♪ Shake it more and more ♪
660
00:21:27,845 --> 00:21:29,345
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
661
00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:31,030
♪ Bump it on the floor ♪
662
00:21:31,032 --> 00:21:32,290
♪ Shake your love... ♪
663
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,533
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