1 00:00:00,817 --> 00:00:02,751 ♪ 2 00:00:19,762 --> 00:00:23,914 ♪ Where are all the people who want to buy some food? ♪ 3 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:25,916 ♪ Not here. ♪ 4 00:00:25,918 --> 00:00:27,359 -Hey, kids. -How was school? 5 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,029 Did you dazzle your teachers? Did you make a big splash? 6 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,846 GENE: I sure did. Center stall. 7 00:00:31,848 --> 00:00:33,198 About 12 minutes after lunch. 8 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,682 -Up top, big guy. -Mm. 9 00:00:34,684 --> 00:00:37,202 Well, it was actually a pretty slow day here today. 10 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,871 Wait, here? No. 11 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:40,614 It was slow, and so, Tina, 12 00:00:40,616 --> 00:00:42,266 guess who had time to work on our costumes 13 00:00:42,268 --> 00:00:44,268 for our father-daughter movie date 14 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:47,195 to see Vampire Disco Death Dance tomorrow night? 15 00:00:47,197 --> 00:00:49,239 You? Wait, is this a trick question? 16 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:51,108 It was me. And your mom helped, too. 17 00:00:51,110 --> 00:00:52,885 I did most of it, and your father just had 18 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,278 a lot of opinions. 19 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,888 It's not fair. Why don't Gene and I 20 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,297 get to go see a vampire movie? 21 00:00:57,299 --> 00:00:58,706 Well, it's not just a movie. 22 00:00:58,708 --> 00:01:01,543 It's a dress-up-sing-along interactive experience. 23 00:01:01,545 --> 00:01:04,621 There's an emcee, people talk back to the screen. 24 00:01:04,623 --> 00:01:06,732 At one point, people even throw confetti. 25 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:10,051 But you guys are a little too young. It-It's rated R. 26 00:01:10,053 --> 00:01:11,553 What, for violence? 27 00:01:11,555 --> 00:01:14,147 Well, there's a couple swears, and a character gets drunk, 28 00:01:14,149 --> 00:01:17,076 and there's a lot of innuendo. 29 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:19,820 We see stuff like that every day with you and Mom. 30 00:01:19,822 --> 00:01:21,305 But it's definitely not violent. 31 00:01:21,307 --> 00:01:22,973 There's not even any blood in it. 32 00:01:22,975 --> 00:01:24,232 It's-it's campy. 33 00:01:24,234 --> 00:01:26,143 No blood? Oh. Now I don't want to go. 34 00:01:26,145 --> 00:01:27,494 Trust me, you're missing out. 35 00:01:27,496 --> 00:01:29,646 It's about this 18-year-old farmer named Kevin. 36 00:01:29,648 --> 00:01:32,791 -I like that. -Kevin works on his mean dad's garlic farm, 37 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:33,926 but what he really wants to do 38 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:35,260 is go to a disco nightclub 39 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:38,004 that turns out to be run by vampires. 40 00:01:38,006 --> 00:01:40,324 That's where Kevin meets Destiny Fanger, 41 00:01:40,326 --> 00:01:42,692 -the costume that Tina's gonna wear. -Yeah, check it out. 42 00:01:42,694 --> 00:01:45,253 I sewed a long-sleeve shirt onto a pair of pants, 43 00:01:45,255 --> 00:01:46,754 glued a bunch of sequins all over it, 44 00:01:46,756 --> 00:01:49,942 and now it's a jumpsuit. My little disco death dancer. 45 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:52,093 I want to see the crap out of this movie. 46 00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:53,428 Well, when you're 13, I'll take you. 47 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:55,172 It-It'll be like a rite of passage. 48 00:01:55,174 --> 00:01:56,356 I saw it when I was 13. 49 00:01:56,358 --> 00:01:57,932 -Oh, it's old? -BOB: Yeah. 50 00:01:57,934 --> 00:01:59,434 -Gross. -Yeah. Ew. 51 00:01:59,436 --> 00:02:01,178 Well, Tina's excited for our father-daughter 52 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:02,604 movie date tomorrow night, right? 53 00:02:02,606 --> 00:02:05,457 What? Oh, yeah, it's, uh, gonna be really fun. 54 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:08,109 Um, why are you drinking like that? 55 00:02:08,111 --> 00:02:09,202 Some kids at school have been playing 56 00:02:09,204 --> 00:02:10,520 this new game they made up. 57 00:02:10,522 --> 00:02:12,113 It's called drinking or not drinking. 58 00:02:12,115 --> 00:02:13,281 What is it? How do you play? 59 00:02:13,283 --> 00:02:14,466 You put a straw in your drink, 60 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,451 then you put the straw in your mouth. 61 00:02:16,453 --> 00:02:17,952 And then people have to guess if you're drinking 62 00:02:17,954 --> 00:02:19,245 or not drinking. 63 00:02:19,247 --> 00:02:21,807 -Hmm. -Do you guys know about fun games? 64 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,200 It's dumb! It's a dumb game! 65 00:02:23,202 --> 00:02:24,977 But I'm realizing the kids I hang out with 66 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,536 are kind of my only shot at a peer group, 67 00:02:26,538 --> 00:02:28,388 so I'm just making the best of it. 68 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:29,464 Aw, sweetie. 69 00:02:29,466 --> 00:02:31,299 I mean, I wish I had a group of friends 70 00:02:31,301 --> 00:02:33,210 that were all really close and shared our deepest hopes 71 00:02:33,212 --> 00:02:34,486 and desires and we all got each other. 72 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,380 But it doesn't look like things are going that way, 73 00:02:36,382 --> 00:02:37,823 so these kids are my best option. 74 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:41,067 And that means I've got practice drinking and/or not drinking. 75 00:02:41,069 --> 00:02:43,069 Hmm, it looks like you're holding in a fart. 76 00:02:43,071 --> 00:02:44,721 It looks like you're holding in a stroke. 77 00:02:44,723 --> 00:02:46,406 Well, it sounds like tomorrow night will be 78 00:02:46,408 --> 00:02:48,983 a good break from your super great 79 00:02:48,985 --> 00:02:50,394 not terrible at all group. 80 00:02:50,396 --> 00:02:52,045 -TINA: Mm-hmm. -(liquid gurgling) 81 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,172 Tina, please stop doing that with your face. 82 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:55,399 It-It's scaring me. 83 00:02:56,251 --> 00:02:58,177 All right, that was a good one. Let's play another round. 84 00:02:58,179 --> 00:03:01,013 -Yeah. -Yeah. -Cool. So fun. 85 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:04,016 My turn. Everyone look at me. 86 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,242 Oh, she's drinking, baby. 87 00:03:05,244 --> 00:03:06,518 Zeke, I don't think she is. 88 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,503 Wait, now I don't think she is, either. 89 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:11,415 -Dang, she's good. -Yeah, crazy. Wow. 90 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:13,841 Oh, my God, she's totally drinking. 91 00:03:13,843 --> 00:03:15,360 You're right, I was drinking. 92 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,588 I knew it. In your faces and your places. 93 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:21,107 -My turn. -Oh, cool, cool. Playing again. 94 00:03:21,109 --> 00:03:22,701 I just saw a little milk on his lips. 95 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,185 He's drinking, baby! 96 00:03:24,187 --> 00:03:26,187 (chuckles) Get over here, you little drinker stinker. 97 00:03:26,189 --> 00:03:27,539 -I'm gonna... Get over here. -(gasping) 98 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,100 Zeke, you made milk come out of my nose. 99 00:03:30,102 --> 00:03:32,285 Ha! Let's never not play this game. 100 00:03:32,287 --> 00:03:34,529 This game is, like, who we are. 101 00:03:34,531 --> 00:03:36,623 (groaning) 102 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,459 Don't cut off your fingers, don't cut off your fingers, 103 00:03:39,461 --> 00:03:41,053 -Oh, my God. -don't cu... Wha? 104 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,537 -Wha? Wha? -Somebody dumped a bunch of junk 105 00:03:42,539 --> 00:03:45,206 -in our alley last night. -Ooh, it's nasty. 106 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:47,133 Oh, look at the little baby table 107 00:03:47,135 --> 00:03:48,894 with the little baby chairs. 108 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,211 Oh, they're kind of moldy. 109 00:03:50,213 --> 00:03:52,122 Aw, but they're so little and cute. 110 00:03:52,124 --> 00:03:54,215 Pickup is in a few days. 111 00:03:54,217 --> 00:03:56,126 I need to get all this junk inside the dumpster, 112 00:03:56,128 --> 00:03:58,237 -or else they won't take it. -I'll help you. 113 00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,554 Let's get this junk in the trunk. 114 00:03:59,556 --> 00:04:01,298 We're really gonna have to mush it in there 115 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:02,724 to get the dumpster to close all the way. 116 00:04:02,726 --> 00:04:04,409 Or else the raccoons will come tonight 117 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,228 and rip open all the trash bags and make an even bigger mess. 118 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:10,231 Oh, God forbid the raccoons should have a little fun. 119 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:12,325 Lin, I know that they're your friends. 120 00:04:12,327 --> 00:04:14,736 It's just, they do make a mess. It's rude. 121 00:04:14,738 --> 00:04:17,147 You-you maybe shouldn't be friends with them. 122 00:04:17,149 --> 00:04:19,499 Hey, what if they ate at the little moldy table? 123 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:21,167 Like a little raccoon restaurant. 124 00:04:21,169 --> 00:04:23,262 Linda, please, just help me mush. 125 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,005 Raccoons sitting on little chairs, 126 00:04:25,007 --> 00:04:26,990 using little knives and forks. 127 00:04:26,992 --> 00:04:28,825 Aw, we should do that. 128 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:30,385 I mean, maybe not. 129 00:04:30,387 --> 00:04:32,253 Yeah, yeah, you're right. That'd be crazy. 130 00:04:32,255 --> 00:04:34,472 All right, hold my apron, I'm going in. 131 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,090 (grunts) 132 00:04:36,092 --> 00:04:37,759 I can't climb up. What's wrong with me? 133 00:04:37,761 --> 00:04:41,596 -Am I not strong? -I'll give you a boost. (grunting) 134 00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:42,856 Thank you. 135 00:04:42,858 --> 00:04:44,724 -Guys, wait. -What? 136 00:04:44,726 --> 00:04:46,009 -Wait. -What? 137 00:04:46,011 --> 00:04:48,194 We should play drinking or not drinking 138 00:04:48,196 --> 00:04:51,105 -somewhere tonight. -Oh, my God, yes. 139 00:04:51,107 --> 00:04:53,292 -Hell yeah. -I'm so in. -Dang. 140 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:56,186 I really do want to hang out with my crew tonight-- 141 00:04:56,188 --> 00:04:58,021 that's you guys-- but I already have plans. 142 00:04:58,023 --> 00:05:00,299 Plans? Wh-What do you mean? With who? 143 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:01,875 My dad's taking me to see a movie. 144 00:05:01,877 --> 00:05:03,242 Ugh. Why? 145 00:05:03,244 --> 00:05:04,711 It's an old vampire movie. It's a musical. 146 00:05:04,713 --> 00:05:07,288 We're dressing up in costume like two of the characters. 147 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:09,141 People sing and talk back to the screen. 148 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,458 The screen can hear you? 149 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:12,552 Uh, it can't hear you, Jocelyn, no. 150 00:05:12,554 --> 00:05:14,796 Oh, my God, I thought... Oh, my God, good. 151 00:05:14,798 --> 00:05:16,222 Oh, and it's rated R. 152 00:05:16,224 --> 00:05:17,965 -Do what? -What? 153 00:05:17,967 --> 00:05:19,818 -Damn. Yeah. 154 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,378 All right, good mushing. 155 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:23,229 I think it'll close now. I-I hope. 156 00:05:23,231 --> 00:05:25,065 Hey, look-- someone threw away Mom and Dad. 157 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:27,159 Ooh, now we can get fresh, new parents. 158 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,569 -Maybe hairless, smooth ones. -Hi, kids. 159 00:05:29,571 --> 00:05:32,889 Don't worry, Tina, I-I'm gonna shower before the movie tonight. 160 00:05:32,891 --> 00:05:35,483 -Oh, so now you shower. -Hey, Dad, guess what. -What? 161 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:37,227 I told Zeke, Jimmy Junior, Tammy and Jocelyn 162 00:05:37,229 --> 00:05:38,670 about the movie, and now they want to come, too. 163 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,398 -Um, they do? -Yes. At first they just wanted to play 164 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,008 the stupid drinking game tonight, 165 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,826 but now they want to do something I want to do. 166 00:05:44,828 --> 00:05:46,494 -They're gonna buy tickets for the movie. -Wait. Really? 167 00:05:46,496 --> 00:05:48,572 So now maybe we'll all start liking the same things, 168 00:05:48,574 --> 00:05:49,923 and I'll never need any new friends. 169 00:05:49,925 --> 00:05:51,241 It's all thanks to you, Dad. 170 00:05:51,243 --> 00:05:52,500 And you get to pick everybody up tonight 171 00:05:52,502 --> 00:05:54,077 and drive us all there and chaperone us. 172 00:05:54,079 --> 00:05:56,063 -Thanks. I love you. -Great. 173 00:06:00,268 --> 00:06:01,509 This is gonna be a good night Dad. 174 00:06:01,511 --> 00:06:03,362 Hey, you're okay with all of my friends 175 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,255 -coming with us, right? -Uh, yeah. Uh, definitely. 176 00:06:05,257 --> 00:06:07,273 Oh, you're gonna have such a good time, Dad. 177 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:08,533 Tammy is a treat. 178 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,610 She's fine if you just think about something else 179 00:06:10,612 --> 00:06:13,263 -when she starts talking. -Tina, please try not to move. 180 00:06:13,265 --> 00:06:15,949 -I-I'm doing your makeup really well. -Eh. 181 00:06:15,951 --> 00:06:19,378 Okay, so Tina's a vampire lady with slightly thicker eyebrows. 182 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,286 Dad, who are you? 183 00:06:20,288 --> 00:06:22,196 I'm Nightclub Guy Number Three. 184 00:06:22,198 --> 00:06:24,107 He only has one line, but everybody in the audience 185 00:06:24,109 --> 00:06:25,366 yells it at the screen. 186 00:06:25,368 --> 00:06:27,368 -What's his line? -It's right before he dies. 187 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:29,537 He yells, "Dis-go to hell, vampires." 188 00:06:29,539 --> 00:06:31,965 Wow. I'm surprised this movie didn't get banned 189 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:33,225 with that edgy stuff. 190 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,876 Well, I'm pumped. Woo-hoo! 191 00:06:34,878 --> 00:06:36,469 And done. I-I think. 192 00:06:36,471 --> 00:06:39,213 All right, get out of here, you two. Love you. 193 00:06:39,215 --> 00:06:40,399 And we're not gonna do anything weird 194 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,125 -with raccoons in the alley. -Wait. What? 195 00:06:42,127 --> 00:06:44,218 What? No. Just... Bye. Bye, bye, bye. 196 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:46,463 -Oh, God. Let-Let's just go. -Have fun. 197 00:06:46,465 --> 00:06:49,132 And, Mommy, Louise, you might want to get out of here, too. 198 00:06:49,134 --> 00:06:51,058 -It's showtime. -Oh, my God, you're pooping. 199 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:53,136 -Ugh, yeah, he is. -What? That was the plan, 200 00:06:53,138 --> 00:06:54,413 and then everyone came in here! 201 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:57,231 Wait, Tina, why do you look like that? 202 00:06:57,233 --> 00:06:59,251 -Are you goth now? -Aw. Don't be goth. 203 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,903 -You're already so sad. -(sighs) 204 00:07:01,905 --> 00:07:04,423 Remember, everybody? I said it was a singalong dress-up thing? 205 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:05,924 It's fine. It's not a big deal. 206 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,408 I mean, it's not not a big deal. 207 00:07:07,410 --> 00:07:09,428 It's kind of part of the whole thing. 208 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:11,245 What are you dressed up as, Mr. B? 209 00:07:11,247 --> 00:07:13,080 You look like an old-ass Burt Reynolds or something. 210 00:07:13,082 --> 00:07:14,266 My stepmom Cheryl lets me say "ass" 211 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,101 and a couple of other curses now. 212 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,495 -Hope that's cool with you. -No, I don't like it. 213 00:07:18,497 --> 00:07:20,196 There's a red light coming up. 214 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:22,666 -Uh, thanks, Jimmy. I-I see it. -I couldn't tell 215 00:07:22,668 --> 00:07:25,092 if you were paying attention. You look sleepy. 216 00:07:25,094 --> 00:07:27,279 I-I'm not sleepy. I'm... I'm just old. 217 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,448 Guys, when we stop, we should yell something 218 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,599 at the people in the car next to us. 219 00:07:31,601 --> 00:07:35,120 -Oh, my God, that'd be so funny. -No, ple-please don't yell at... 220 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,938 Hey, person in the car. 221 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:37,956 I like your shirt. 222 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,516 Oh, my God, he looked at me. 223 00:07:39,518 --> 00:07:41,960 -Drive, drive, drive. -I-I can't. It's a red light. 224 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,853 Remember? You pointed it out. 225 00:07:43,855 --> 00:07:45,355 -You okay, Dad? -Yup. Yup. 226 00:07:45,357 --> 00:07:47,114 I'm doing great, Tina. 227 00:07:47,116 --> 00:07:49,025 LINDA: All right, we got the dirty little 228 00:07:49,027 --> 00:07:50,635 table and chairs all set up in the alley. 229 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,120 Now we need to finish cooking the raccoons their dinner. 230 00:07:53,122 --> 00:07:54,622 And then we can open up their restaurant. 231 00:07:54,624 --> 00:07:57,291 So, just to double-check here, we're making a restaurant 232 00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:59,293 -in our alley for raccoons? -Exactly. 233 00:07:59,295 --> 00:08:01,221 -I love this lady. -Here, Gene, stir. 234 00:08:01,223 --> 00:08:02,706 And we're cooking them real food 235 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:05,058 because Dad said he didn't want them to eat our trash? 236 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:07,227 Yes. And they work hard just like anyone else, 237 00:08:07,229 --> 00:08:09,654 and they deserve to have a hot meal and a nice atmosphere. 238 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,716 -And I bet they tip great. -Okay, here's how this is gonna work. 239 00:08:12,718 --> 00:08:14,901 We're serving spaghetti. We're gonna plate it up here 240 00:08:14,903 --> 00:08:16,477 and carry the food down to the alley. 241 00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:18,997 We've got three chairs, and I'm betting we have a full house 242 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,165 for opening night. 243 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,316 Sorry, I keep having questions. 244 00:08:22,318 --> 00:08:25,170 How do we get raccoons to sit in chairs? 245 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:28,173 They're not animals. They know how to sit in chairs. 246 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,750 Gene, you're on music duty. I'm thinking something jazzy. 247 00:08:30,752 --> 00:08:33,512 On it. I'll bring my keyboard. I'll learn jazz. 248 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:35,238 Louise, you're gonna help with atmosphere. 249 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,998 That means you're on candle duty. 250 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,350 You get to use matches. 251 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:39,500 Okay, I like this now. 252 00:08:39,502 --> 00:08:42,187 All right! Let's resta this raunt. 253 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,247 JIMMY: Uh, Mr. Belcher? 254 00:08:44,249 --> 00:08:47,008 So, you're still, like, here, 255 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:49,343 with us, like, outside of your car. 256 00:08:49,345 --> 00:08:52,105 -Is that on purpose? -What? Um, yeah. 257 00:08:52,107 --> 00:08:54,699 -Uh, I'm coming with you guys. -Oh... 258 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,034 Okay. Okay. 259 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,094 Did you think I got dressed up like this 260 00:08:58,096 --> 00:08:59,871 just to drop you off at the movie theater? 261 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,114 -Yeah. -Yes. -Yup. 262 00:09:01,116 --> 00:09:02,374 (whispers): Tina, do something. 263 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,100 It's rated R. He has to come with us. 264 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:05,693 Ugh. Fart noise. 265 00:09:05,695 --> 00:09:07,879 -(farts) -Oh. (chuckles) That's actually weird, 'cause that... 266 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:11,365 then there was a sound, but that's... it wasn't from me. 267 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:13,459 -Cool. Lot of costumes. -Yeah. Oh. That guy's 268 00:09:13,461 --> 00:09:15,962 dressed up as Vamp von Tramp, the vampire gigolo. 269 00:09:15,964 --> 00:09:17,463 Hey, look. It's Dominic. 270 00:09:17,465 --> 00:09:20,207 Oh, hey, Bob, and all the teens Bob is hanging out with. 271 00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:22,118 Oh, no. We're not hanging out. 272 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,469 I-I'm chaperoning. 273 00:09:23,471 --> 00:09:25,288 So, Vampire Disco Death Dance night. 274 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:27,232 -Are you excited? -Sure. I love being the guy 275 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,734 that cleans up after a movie where people throw stuff 276 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,977 all around the theater. 277 00:09:30,979 --> 00:09:33,146 Oh. Well, um, uh, nice to see you. 278 00:09:33,148 --> 00:09:35,648 And sorry about the mess that we're all about to make. 279 00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:37,409 It's all right. I wanted a job in showbiz. 280 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:40,061 Okay, let's go in and try and grab some good seats 281 00:09:40,063 --> 00:09:41,471 -while we can. -Hold up, Mr. B. 282 00:09:41,473 --> 00:09:43,064 Sweet kids need sweet treats. 283 00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:45,141 Should we get in the snack line, or...? 284 00:09:45,143 --> 00:09:47,234 -Yeah, we should. -Tina, why don't we go in 285 00:09:47,236 --> 00:09:49,329 -and save some seats. -All right, get some snacks, 286 00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:52,165 and then let's watch this thing and have some fun with it. 287 00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:53,758 Sound good, kid crew? 288 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,318 Did you just say "kid crew"? 289 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,836 Yeah, it just came out. 290 00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:59,322 Uh, maybe it's like a name for our little group. 291 00:09:59,324 --> 00:10:01,082 Kid Krew. Spelled with a K. 292 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:04,010 (chuckles) I-I don't know. Never mind. Uh, see you in there. 293 00:10:04,012 --> 00:10:05,328 Hey, you funky chickens. 294 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:08,422 Grab a seat and hang on to your necks! 295 00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:11,184 -Is he talking to us? -They-they greet everyone like that. 296 00:10:11,186 --> 00:10:13,169 Oh, hey, let's grab those over there. 297 00:10:13,171 --> 00:10:14,279 You think they'll find us up here? 298 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,930 They'll be able to see us, right? 299 00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:17,190 We're not blocking you, are we, 300 00:10:17,192 --> 00:10:19,008 with our giant spider hair? 301 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:20,434 Oh, no, uh, you're fine. 302 00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:22,770 I like your costume, Destiny. 303 00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:24,180 Thanks, uh, spider person. 304 00:10:24,182 --> 00:10:26,182 Sorry I don't know the movie that well yet. 305 00:10:26,184 --> 00:10:28,034 -So, kind of cool, right? -Really cool. 306 00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:29,628 I think the Kid Crew's gonna be into it, 307 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,038 once they handle that snack attack. (chuckles) 308 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,857 (high-pitched): Hoo-hoo. 309 00:10:33,859 --> 00:10:35,133 It's starting! 310 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,860 -(spooky music plays) -(whooping) 311 00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:38,786 (wolf howls) 312 00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:41,047 AUDIENCE: Whoa! 313 00:10:41,049 --> 00:10:43,216 Whoa. I'm dizzy. 314 00:10:43,218 --> 00:10:45,126 ♪ 315 00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:47,479 Go to sleep, Kevin! 316 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,206 And turn off that music! 317 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,208 Did you hear me? 318 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:53,710 Dang it, Kevin. 319 00:10:53,712 --> 00:10:55,820 You've got garlic to pick in the morning. 320 00:10:57,048 --> 00:10:58,731 Kind of a waste of garlic. But it's fun. 321 00:10:58,733 --> 00:10:59,899 But-but I don't do it. 322 00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:01,267 Sorry, Dad. 323 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,476 I was just practicing my bus stop a little bit. 324 00:11:02,478 --> 00:11:03,903 I think it's really gettin' there. 325 00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:05,312 Yeah, it is. 326 00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:06,906 FARMER KEITH: You and your dang disco dancing. 327 00:11:06,908 --> 00:11:08,249 Where are they? 328 00:11:09,227 --> 00:11:11,394 Hello, fire. I made you. 329 00:11:11,396 --> 00:11:13,004 Now I'm gonna put you here. 330 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,822 Here... 331 00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:16,007 and here. 332 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,510 I control you. I am the lord of light. 333 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,661 Okay, okay, Louise. Put out the match. 334 00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:22,922 Why? Just 'cause it's about to burn my fingers? 335 00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:24,349 Oh, okay, I'm doing it now. Ow. 336 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,760 (clears throat) Yesterday, I had a little idea 337 00:11:27,762 --> 00:11:29,354 to use a small, moldy table 338 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,431 to create a restaurant for raccoons. 339 00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:35,026 And tonight, Alley Rascals is open for business, baby. 340 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,696 -Yeah! -(chanting): Mommy! Mommy! 341 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,088 Raccoons! 342 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:40,865 We got spaghetti and jazz in the alley. 343 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,442 Gene, go. Jazz, now. 344 00:11:42,444 --> 00:11:44,518 -(playing keyboard) -♪ Jazz. Jazzy-jazz. ♪ 345 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,187 -♪ Jazzity-jazz-jazz-jazz... ♪ -All right, let's crouch down 346 00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:47,931 next to the dumpster so we don't scare 'em. 347 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:49,115 Gene, did you write that song? 348 00:11:49,117 --> 00:11:50,875 No, but I bought the rights to it. 349 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,193 ♪ 350 00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:54,045 -What's taking so long? -WOMAN: Hello. 351 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,122 I didn't know boy legs could do that. 352 00:11:56,124 --> 00:11:58,775 I'm Destiny. Want to dance with Destiny? 353 00:11:58,777 --> 00:12:01,461 Sure, uh, let me just re-cinch my overalls. 354 00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:04,371 Those overalls and me have something in common. 355 00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,207 'Cause I'm gonna be all over you. 356 00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:07,892 Tina, there's your character. 357 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,210 It's Destiny. Look. 358 00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:11,212 -What? -It's Destiny. There she is. 359 00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:12,472 -Great. Great. -Hey, are you okay? 360 00:12:12,474 --> 00:12:14,232 -Yeah. I'm fine. -This song is called, 361 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,900 "I'm All Over You." It's really good. 362 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,645 ♪ I've been alive for 300 years ♪ 363 00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:23,158 ♪ Had a thousand lovers, seen a million fears ♪ 364 00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:27,561 ♪ In men's eyes, let me explain ♪ 365 00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:30,974 ♪ It means nothing to me when I slurp their veins ♪ 366 00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:32,566 Wait, you're gonna do what? 367 00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:34,327 ♪ But this boy Kevin makes my heart flutter ♪ 368 00:12:34,329 --> 00:12:36,570 ♪ Want to see him tonight underneath my covers ♪ 369 00:12:36,572 --> 00:12:39,148 (singing along): ♪ 'Cause I, oh, oh, ooh, I ♪ 370 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:41,167 ♪ Am all over you ♪ 371 00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:42,427 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh. ♪ 372 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,079 Um, why do you smell like garlic? 373 00:12:45,081 --> 00:12:46,431 AUDIENCE: Uh-oh. 374 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,658 There might be a little garlic on my overalls. 375 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,176 Why don't you go ahead and take those off? 376 00:12:50,178 --> 00:12:52,996 I want to see what's under those overalls. 377 00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:53,997 Okay. 378 00:12:53,999 --> 00:12:55,181 Oh, wow. 379 00:12:55,183 --> 00:12:58,092 ♪ 'Cause I, oh, oh, ooh, I ♪ 380 00:12:58,094 --> 00:13:00,169 ♪ Am all over you ♪ 381 00:13:00,171 --> 00:13:01,946 I'm just gonna go check on them. 382 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,281 Hey, don't you love this song? 383 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,224 I'm so excited we're seeing this together. 384 00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:08,011 Oh. And you're... you're gone. Oh, uh... 385 00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:10,330 ♪ Am all over you. ♪ 386 00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:16,686 -There you are. -Where have you been? 387 00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:18,296 Where have I been? I've been watching the movie. 388 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,798 What are you guys doing out here? 389 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,025 We're doing a lightning round of, uh-- oh, I don't know... 390 00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:23,359 -(imitates slurping) -Drugs? -What? 391 00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:25,194 -Drinking or not drinking. -Right. 392 00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:27,213 Tina, play. Come on. 393 00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:29,198 The-the movie... started. Remember? 394 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,791 The thing we came to see? 395 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,368 It's fine, Tina. 396 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:34,479 It's okay if that old movie gets a little older. 397 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,055 (scoffs) Do you want to play or what? 398 00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:37,707 Here, use mine. 399 00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,559 TAMMY: Tina. Don't be a poop smear. Play. 400 00:13:39,561 --> 00:13:41,319 Ugh. Okay. 401 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,728 ZEKE: Uh, drinking. 402 00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:44,063 Not drinking. 403 00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:45,731 Damn, this game keeps you on your toes. 404 00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:46,974 I was drinking. 405 00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:49,828 Oh, wow. Wasn't gonna guess that. Crazy. 406 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,554 Sit down, Tina. Get comfortable. 407 00:13:51,556 --> 00:13:52,388 (groans) 408 00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:54,574 Okay, okay, okay! My turn. 409 00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:57,001 Wait, is it weird if you can't breathe when you're drinking? 410 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,228 Mm. Yes. You should have that looked at. 411 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,580 I don't know, Destiny. 412 00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:04,008 Your teeth are so sharp. I'm all... turned around. 413 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,918 -(laughter) -I love that part. 414 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,828 Huh. Still not back. 415 00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,997 Ooh. I was drinking. 416 00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,182 (laughs, burps) 417 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,499 -Oopsie. (giggles) -Hey, I have a fun idea. 418 00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,001 We could all go in and watch the movie. 419 00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:14,927 It's really good. I mean, 420 00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:16,929 the innuendos are so innuendo-y. 421 00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,931 And Jimmy Jr., it's very dance-y 422 00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:20,692 and-and the main character has some daddy-issue stuff. 423 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,767 That's your kind of fun. 424 00:14:21,769 --> 00:14:22,861 Sounds pretty cool, right? 425 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,028 Cooler than this? 426 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,346 Cooler than playing 427 00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:26,939 drinking or not drinking on a staircase? 428 00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:28,257 -Yeah. -Yeah. 429 00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:29,592 The movie does sound pretty cool. 430 00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:31,094 -Maybe we should check it out. -All right. Great. 431 00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,020 Kid Crew is doing this. Let's go. 432 00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:35,098 We're coming! Stop yelling at us. 433 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,766 And stop saying Kid Crew. 434 00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:37,783 Teen Troupe? 435 00:14:37,785 --> 00:14:39,043 Um, maybe. 436 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,270 -(playing) -♪ Jazz, jazz, jazz ♪ 437 00:14:41,272 --> 00:14:42,605 -♪ Jazzy-jazz-jazz. ♪ -Oh. Look. 438 00:14:42,607 --> 00:14:44,031 We've got customers. 439 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,366 Time to go smooth jazz. 440 00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:47,293 (whispering): ♪ Jazzy-jazz-jazz ♪ 441 00:14:47,295 --> 00:14:48,277 -♪ Jazzy, jazz-jazz... ♪ -(Linda gasps) 442 00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:49,554 It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher, 443 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,115 Little King Trashmouth and his husband Gary! 444 00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,541 ♪ All of my mommy's friends are here. ♪ 445 00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:55,785 Yeah. 446 00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:57,120 Oh, my God, he's gonna sit in the little chair. 447 00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:58,379 No, wait, he's just standin' on it. 448 00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:00,064 But still. Oh, it's so cute. 449 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,642 Whoa. They are going to town on that pasta. 450 00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:03,717 They're eating fast. 451 00:15:03,719 --> 00:15:05,311 They must have tickets to the opera. 452 00:15:05,313 --> 00:15:07,572 Or maybe they have to catch a flight to Bonnaroo. 453 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,298 Will you look at them? They love it. 454 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,300 This is so much better than our other restaurant. 455 00:15:11,302 --> 00:15:13,060 The one that serves food to humans? 456 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,561 That place is garbage. 457 00:15:14,563 --> 00:15:16,915 -JOCELYN (whispering): Tammy. -What? 458 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,658 -Tammy. -What? 459 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:19,918 Is that a vampire? 460 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,069 -Ya-huh, Jocelyn. Yes. -Oh. Okay. 461 00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:23,755 Wait, what about her? Is she a vampire? 462 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,997 Yes. 463 00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:26,240 Wait, is this movie about vampires? 464 00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:28,426 Yes. It's about vampires. Shush. 465 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,337 Hey, J-Ju. Look at this crazy-shaped gummy bear. 466 00:15:31,339 --> 00:15:33,914 (laughing) What the heck? 467 00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,324 It doesn't even look like a bear. 468 00:15:35,326 --> 00:15:37,326 This bear's had a lot of work done. (laughs) 469 00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:40,104 Did it just come like that? This is so interesting. 470 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,330 I just pulled it out of the bag 471 00:15:41,332 --> 00:15:43,775 and I was all like, "do what?" (laughs) 472 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,925 Okay, I'm gonna eat it. 473 00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:46,427 No. Zeke, you can't eat it. 474 00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:48,171 -It's special. -I'm eatin' it. 475 00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:49,096 -Don't. -I'm doin' it. 476 00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:50,931 -No. Zeke... -(grunting) 477 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,433 -Guys, come on. -Shush! 478 00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:54,177 Aw, they're almost finished. 479 00:15:54,179 --> 00:15:56,362 Gary's just nibbling on his last noodles. 480 00:15:56,364 --> 00:15:58,289 LOUISE: Looks like Big Baby Pudding Snatcher's still hungry. 481 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,017 She's really staring at Gary's spaghetti. 482 00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:02,126 It feels a little... tense. 483 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,444 -Oh, no. -What? 484 00:16:03,446 --> 00:16:05,129 LINDA: I think they're about to fight. 485 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,298 G-Gary! No biting! No biting! 486 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,859 No! No! Oh, come on. Please. 487 00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:10,860 Rac attack! 488 00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:12,028 LOUISE: Fire! 489 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,529 -Oh, my plates! -(Gene gasps) 490 00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:15,881 I'll try to calm them down with music. 491 00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:17,308 -(playing) -(squeaking) 492 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,959 Gene, that's making it worse. 493 00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:21,628 Oh, no. I made their fight funkier. 494 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:22,963 Guys. 495 00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:24,465 Drinking or not drinking? 496 00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,150 Jimmy Jr., just watch the movie. 497 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,060 Tina, don't be a pee stain. 498 00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:29,712 1,000% not drinking. 499 00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:31,230 -Guys. -I know your not-drinkin' face. 500 00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:32,473 You're not drinkin', J-Ju. 501 00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:33,474 -Fess up. -Guys. 502 00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:35,401 No, he's drinking. For sure. 503 00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:38,145 -Oh, my God. -Tina, what is your pube-lem? 504 00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:39,388 Stop it! You guys are being so annoying! 505 00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:40,890 I shouldn't have invited you! 506 00:16:40,892 --> 00:16:41,891 I thought you actually wanted 507 00:16:41,893 --> 00:16:43,059 -to do this! -Oh, boy. 508 00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,335 -Tina, you're screaming. -It's loud. 509 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,229 Yeah, Tina. We're in a theater. 510 00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:48,064 I'm such an idiot for thinking 511 00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:49,565 we could do something interesting together 512 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:51,917 and remember it and bond over it and be a krew, with a K! 513 00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:53,344 Dominic, can you stop the movie? 514 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,996 Hey, uh, ma'am-teen-person? 515 00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:57,498 You're-you're kind of freaking out 516 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,258 and ruining the movie for everyone. Are you okay? 517 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:01,911 No. In the game of okay or not okay, 518 00:17:01,913 --> 00:17:04,096 I am not okay! Aah! 519 00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:06,006 -(crying loudly) -Tina, wait... 520 00:17:06,008 --> 00:17:06,932 -Ow. -Sorry. 521 00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:08,026 -ZEKE: Ow. -Sorry. 522 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,444 -Ow. -Ow. -Sorry. Sorry. 523 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,033 Ugh. Why did I invite them? 524 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,592 Tina, you were just trying 525 00:17:16,594 --> 00:17:18,036 to share something that you thought was cool, 526 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,705 like I was trying to do with you. 527 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,855 Which they ruined. 528 00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:23,099 Yeah. They really did. 529 00:17:23,101 --> 00:17:24,399 -They're awful. -Yeah. 530 00:17:24,401 --> 00:17:26,210 And now they're in there watching the movie 531 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,104 they don't care about at all and we're out here. 532 00:17:28,106 --> 00:17:30,289 Yeah. That's not how I saw things going. 533 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,624 Can we just go home without them? 534 00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:33,959 I-I don't think I'm allowed to do that, Tina. 535 00:17:33,961 --> 00:17:35,369 Even though it would be pretty fun 536 00:17:35,371 --> 00:17:37,446 -just to leave them here. -It really would. 537 00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:38,705 Do you want me to go get them and we can leave? 538 00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:40,558 I understand if you don't want to go back in there. 539 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,560 'Cause of the whole screaming really loud at everyone thing? 540 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,563 -Yeah. -Can we just sit here for a little bit? 541 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,273 Of course. 542 00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:50,810 They're gonna rip each other apart! 543 00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:52,812 Stop it! Stop fighting! 544 00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:54,130 God, they're out of control! 545 00:17:54,132 --> 00:17:55,298 What if we feed them more? 546 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,407 Gene, empty your pockets. 547 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,134 I know you got something in there. 548 00:17:58,136 --> 00:17:59,893 My pocket pantry is empty at this hour. 549 00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:01,079 I refill it in the morning. 550 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,081 I just wanted to give them something nice. 551 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,749 Something special. 552 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,400 Mom, where are the matches? 553 00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:07,977 I feel like we can solve the problem with burning things. 554 00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:10,070 What? How would that even work? 555 00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:11,163 We light the restaurant on fire, 556 00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:12,406 then the raccoons make peace 557 00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:14,092 and unite to help us put it out? 558 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,409 No. All right, I know what we need to do. 559 00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,929 -What? -Your dad's not gonna like it. 560 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,413 And it's gonna make a big mess. 561 00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:21,173 And we're gonna have to clean it up before he gets home. 562 00:18:21,175 --> 00:18:22,433 But it's our only option. 563 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,826 Are you gonna go pee-pee in the alley 564 00:18:23,828 --> 00:18:24,844 to show your dominance? 565 00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:26,345 No. Doesn't work. I've tried it. 566 00:18:26,347 --> 00:18:28,013 I'm opening the dumpster. 567 00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:29,498 I think the raccoon restaurant 568 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,425 was something I did just to make me happy. 569 00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,502 What's in here... that'll make them happy. 570 00:18:33,504 --> 00:18:35,596 It's like an all-you-can-eat raccoon buffet. 571 00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:38,932 All right, dumpster's open, raccoons. Have at it! 572 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,267 They went in. 573 00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:41,861 The smell lets you know your plan is working. 574 00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,437 Yeah. It's gonna be bad. 575 00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,364 I got to say, it was a pretty good opening night. 576 00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:47,683 I have a few notes for tomorrow. 577 00:18:47,685 --> 00:18:50,444 You know, the first time I came to Vampire Disco Death Dance, 578 00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:52,705 -I came by myself. -Really? You came alone? 579 00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:55,299 I didn't think anybody I was hanging out with would like it. 580 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,209 But I remember sitting there, 581 00:18:57,211 --> 00:18:59,862 looking around the theater at all these people in costume, 582 00:18:59,864 --> 00:19:01,364 all of us singing together, 583 00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:04,367 and I thought, "Wow, I'm-I'm not alone. 584 00:19:04,369 --> 00:19:07,645 "I'm with people who, you know, kind of get me. 585 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,962 Th-They exist." 586 00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,648 So you found them? People that got you? 587 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,816 Yeah. Eventually. 588 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,966 You know... some. 589 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,226 Basically, your mother. 590 00:19:14,228 --> 00:19:16,154 Anyone else? People you keep in touch with? 591 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,138 Groups of old friends you go on adventures with? 592 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,974 (chuckles) Oh. Oh, no, I-I don't do that. 593 00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:23,185 I mean, I just kind of go to bed. 594 00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:24,978 But Tina, you'll meet people like that. 595 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:26,164 Y-You'll go on adventures. 596 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,332 You'll stay in touch. I know you will. 597 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,226 -You really think so? -I know it, 598 00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:32,152 because I would want to be one of those people 599 00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:33,579 -if I met you. -Thanks, Dad. 600 00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:35,155 -(disco playing in distance) -Oh, this is the last song. 601 00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:36,732 Tina, come on. 602 00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:38,825 There's a little dance everybody does to this one. 603 00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:40,085 I'm not a very good dancer. 604 00:19:40,087 --> 00:19:41,679 I mean, you're moving. 605 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,241 Okay, so this is where Destiny turns Kevin into a vampire 606 00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:47,076 so that they can be together forever. 607 00:19:47,078 --> 00:19:48,260 Aw, that's nice. 608 00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:49,929 Yeah. I mean, all the vampires 609 00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,022 kind of take turns drinking from him. 610 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,523 But there's-there's no blood. 611 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,341 It's just a lot of licking. Ton of licking. 612 00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:55,842 What's the song called? 613 00:19:55,844 --> 00:19:57,269 Uh, "Shake Your Love Parts." 614 00:19:57,271 --> 00:19:58,771 The verses are really sweet. 615 00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:01,924 The chorus is definitely a... you know, a little... adult. 616 00:20:01,926 --> 00:20:03,776 Uh, and that's the dance to it? 617 00:20:03,778 --> 00:20:05,519 Kind of. I-I think. 618 00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:07,947 You know, my body doesn't go in all the directions anymore. 619 00:20:07,949 --> 00:20:09,615 Thanks for taking me here, Dad. 620 00:20:09,617 --> 00:20:11,375 I guess I'll just have to wait to meet whoever I meet next. 621 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,360 And in the meantime, you have a group of kids 622 00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:16,405 who maybe aren't terrible all the time? 623 00:20:16,407 --> 00:20:18,107 Mm... Let's just dance. 624 00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:20,051 Or do whatever it is you're doing right now. 625 00:20:21,128 --> 00:20:23,963 So, um, how did you kids like the movie 626 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:26,298 that I wanted my daughter and I to go to? 627 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,300 There were actually some pretty cool dance moves in it. 628 00:20:28,302 --> 00:20:30,135 Their outfits were kind of dumb, though. 629 00:20:30,137 --> 00:20:32,045 Yeah, their pants got really big at the bottom 630 00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:33,639 and I didn't know why. 631 00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:36,216 And then all these bats started flyin' at this guy's face 632 00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:37,626 and I was like, "What the ass?" 633 00:20:37,628 --> 00:20:39,219 And then the bats carried a disco ball 634 00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:40,479 around the whole city. 635 00:20:40,481 --> 00:20:43,132 It was actually kind of beautiful. 636 00:20:43,134 --> 00:20:45,134 Really? So you guys didn't hate it? 637 00:20:45,136 --> 00:20:47,152 Yeah, it wasn't totally dumb. 638 00:20:47,154 --> 00:20:48,471 Just, like, mostly stupid. 639 00:20:48,473 --> 00:20:50,473 Just like you, Tammy. Just joking. 640 00:20:50,475 --> 00:20:52,825 Like how our crew does? Sometimes? 641 00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,310 -Kid Crew. -Oh, my God, 642 00:20:54,312 --> 00:20:55,327 let's yell at those people in that car! 643 00:20:55,329 --> 00:20:56,662 BOB: No, please don't. 644 00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:58,071 Your car is blue! 645 00:20:58,073 --> 00:20:59,331 Drive, drive, drive, drive! 646 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,150 ♪ Shake your love parts ♪ 647 00:21:01,152 --> 00:21:03,076 ♪ Bump it on the floor ♪ 648 00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:04,837 ♪ Shake your love parts ♪ 649 00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:06,764 ♪ Shake it more and more ♪ 650 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,266 ♪ Shake your love parts ♪ 651 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,175 ♪ I just can't stop believing ♪ 652 00:21:10,177 --> 00:21:11,510 ♪ Shake your love parts ♪ 653 00:21:11,512 --> 00:21:13,345 ♪ Your love parts got me screaming ♪ 654 00:21:13,347 --> 00:21:16,941 ♪ Eternal love is groovin' ♪ 655 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,260 ♪ I bite your neck, it's soothin' ♪ 656 00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:22,855 ♪ Shake your love parts ♪ 657 00:21:22,857 --> 00:21:24,189 ♪ Bump it on the floor ♪ 658 00:21:24,191 --> 00:21:25,992 ♪ Shake your love parts ♪ 659 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,843 ♪ Shake it more and more ♪ 660 00:21:27,845 --> 00:21:29,345 ♪ Shake your love parts ♪ 661 00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:31,030 ♪ Bump it on the floor ♪ 662 00:21:31,032 --> 00:21:32,290 ♪ Shake your love... ♪ 663 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,533 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 664 00:21:34,535 --> 00:21:35,459 and TOYOTA.