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♪ ♪
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LINDA:
♪
Just put toilet paper
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♪ In the bathroom ♪
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♪ I wonder how long
there wasn't any in there
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♪ Could it have been
two years? ♪
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‐It easily could.
‐(door opens)
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‐Hey, Teddy.
‐Hey, guys.
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What are you doing
on the laptop, Bob?
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Bunch of spreadsheets?
Something with Bitcoin?
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Oh, uh, I'm on
that Neighborhood website.
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The one where people
post about stuff
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going on in the area/
yell at each other?
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Yep. There's a guy
who's growing cucumbers
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in his basement and every day he
posts a picture of them growing.
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It's really interesting.
Take a look.
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That's definitely cucumbers
in a guy's basement.
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God, I can't wait
until he posts again.
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Yeah that's great, hon.
Oh, crap, I just remembered.
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I told Gene
it's mac and cheese night,
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but we don't have
any mac and cheese.
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‐I got to go to the store.
‐Yeah, you do.
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That's an emergency. Last time
we didn't have mac and cheese,
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‐he called the police on us.
‐Hey, if I go now,
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I can meet the kids
and walk them home from school.
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I mean, they already like
you better, but okay.
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I wish I could walk with my mom,
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but she's going through
a skateboard phase.
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A woman walking down the street
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with a bag full
of mac and cheese.
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Bob Dylan had a song
about that, I think.
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What can I tell you?
I'm a great mom.
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And I'm not just saying that
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'cause Mother's Day
is coming up.
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Right. Mother's Day.
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Man, I just hope we have
enough wrapping paper.
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That's my main concern.
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Really? I'm concerned
we don't have any presents.
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‐Gene.
‐Aw, Brown Rice Bonanza closed.
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It wasn't as exciting
as they made it sound.
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Hey, there's that trash can.
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The one people add stuff to
sometimes
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and make it look
like a little person.
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Oh, yeah. I remember when
someone gave it a mustache.
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‐It was like trashy hot Dad.
‐Ooh, I have an idea.
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Okay, ripping this cup in half,
and who's got a pen?
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Me. Here's my third
favorite pen.
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Eh, eh.
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And now the trash can
has little feet. Ha!
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‐Nice.
‐TINA: I love it.
‐LOUISE: Mm‐hmm.
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Shoes on a trash can?
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‐That's fun.
‐It is, isn't it?
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‐It really is.
‐Can I get that pen back?
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'Cause, you know,
third favorite.
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Hey, guys.
How was your walk home?
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Great. You know that trash can
on Harbor Road
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that people decorate sometimes?
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I made little paper cup shoes
for it.
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And there was a guy
who liked it.
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He was like, "Ha."
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I know that trash can.
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One time someone taped
big paper teeth on it.
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Made it kind of difficult
to put trash in,
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but it made me laugh,
and a little scared.
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I mean, getting the trash in
is kind of important.
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It's like the trash can's
only job.
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‐Dad, this is why you're single.
‐I‐I'm not single.
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Ooh, I should set you up
with my roommate Linda.
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BOB:
Lot of comments
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on the cucumber guy.
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I mean, they're from me, but...
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You're reading
your own comments?
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Yeah, they're really good.
I worked hard on them.
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Hey, look at this, there's
a post about the trash can
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‐can you decorated.
‐What? It's in the news?
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‐Uh, i‐it's not the news.
‐"Great shoes, trash can."
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And somebody put
a happy face emoji.
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Aw. And this person wrote,
"Does anyone have
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any free moving boxes?"
What the hell's that?
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Yeah, people on here are always
looking for free moving boxes.
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It's, like, 80% of the posts.
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Well, how about that?
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My little trash can shoes
making people a little happier.
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That'll make me
sleep easy tonight...
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‐(snoring)
‐Yeah, yep. Good night.
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(phone ringing)
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‐Bob's Burgers.
‐Linda, it's Teddy.
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Listen, I'm at the trash can
to see the shoes you put on it.
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They're not there,
unless I'm in the wrong place.
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Oh, geez,
am I even in the right town?
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Aw. Well, maybe
I'll go there later
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and put some more on it, right?
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‐Keep the party going?
‐Yeah! Trash can party.
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Hello, ma'am.
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♪ Shoes, shoes, shoes ♪
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♪ Trash can shoes. ♪
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Do you think Mom would want
a lightly‐stained dish cloth
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for Mother's Day? Wait, dang it.
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I got her that a couple
of years ago, never mind.
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‐Hey, Teddy.
‐Gone again.
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I drive by the trash can,
hoping for a little joy
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and cheer, and nothing, nothing.
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Seriously? Well, you know what?
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I'm gonna go put them
back on right now,
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'cause those shoes are fun.
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‐I'll come, too.
‐I'm coming, too.
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Like I'm not gonna go
on a trash‐venture?
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I'll stay here and wipe menus.
Just kidding. Wait up.
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‐Sorry, Dad. We're cool, right?
‐Yeah, we're cool.
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‐I get it.
‐Oh, good.
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This is gonna be a great
pair of shoes, aren't you?
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Look, someone put up a sign.
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LINDA:
"Vandalism is Prohibited."
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What I did isn't vandalism.
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It's not not vandalism,
and that's what I love about it.
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What kind of crumb bum
would do this?
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Look, someone shredded
your shoes.
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Or they're distressed
in a cool way?
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Why would they do that?
Why‐‐ What‐‐ Who would do that?
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‐What kind of monster?
‐All right, Mr. Sign,
let's see how you like it.
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A‐rip, a‐rip, a‐rip.
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And now these brand‐new shoes
are going on.
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Ha, ha! Look at those shoes.
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Just like I pictured them.
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I'm gonna be riding this high
for a while.
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LINDA:
You know,
I just don't understand.
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Who'd get mad at my shoes?
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Putting stuff
on that trash can is just, like,
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a fun, dumb tradition that
makes people a little happier.
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‐Like childbirth.
‐Mom, this is great.
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We vandalize‐‐ I...
(blows raspberry)
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I mean,
put stuff on the trash can,
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they take it down,
we put it up again.
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This could be our career. Wait,
do we even need the restaurant?
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‐Louise.
‐You know, you're right.
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They're just gonna do it again.
We got to find out who did this.
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If I go right now,
kind of stake it out,
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I might catch them in the act.
Red‐handled.
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Wait. You're gonna
stake out the trash can?
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‐Yeah. Keep up, Dad.
‐I'll stay if you want.
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No? You don't need me? Great.
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‐Stop leaving the restaurant.
‐(door opens)
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You are obsessed
with this place.
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It'll be super quick, Bob.
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In bed by 9:00,
lights out by 9:30.
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No, we're not staking out
the trash can.
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We're just window‐shopping
for vacuums.
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Ooh, that's a nice one.
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TINA:
Look at those attachments.
(whistles)
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Kids, no, no, just pretend.
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Okay, I'm just gonna
casually look over my shoulder.
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Nobody's there, nobody's there.
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Mom, when we catch this person,
what'd you bring
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as far as subduing them?
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Some kind of fishing net,
or what are we doing?
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I didn't bring anything.
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Okay. I brought salt
from the restaurant.
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We throw it in their eyes
and then we sit on them.
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Hey, can I have some
of that salt? I brought fries.
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No, no salt. When we catch them,
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we're gonna give them
a good talking‐to.
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With our fists and chest kicks.
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(shushing):
Someone's coming.
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He's going towards it.
Get ready.
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Stand down. Hold your salt.
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Just tossing trash.
Just a tosser.
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‐A litter quitter.
‐LOUISE: Look at that
cordless one.
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Ooh, la, la. Mom, it's on sale.
You love sales.
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We're not getting a vac‐‐
Ooh, that is nice.
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Oh, a car's pulling up.
That could be them.
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‐Attack the car.
‐No. Not attack the car.
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Ugh, delivery truck.
Now I can't see.
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Come on, let's go around it.
Go, go, go.
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But look both ways, but go.
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(gasps)
It's the shoe swiper.
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Hey, you! Stop!
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Step away from the trash can.
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(shouts)
What the...?
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(gasps)
Cynthia?
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Hello, Linda. Just yelling
at people on the street
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like a normal person?
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‐Mom, salt.
‐Season her.
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Cynthia, you're the one taking
down our trash can shoes?
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I sure am. You're the one
playing with trash?
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What's your problem, Cynthia?
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What do you have against
delightful trash shoes?
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I'm the leasing agent
for this valuable
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and attractive
commercial property,
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and I'm trying to bring in
a serious business.
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Do you know who's interested
in this space? Pretzel Kingdom.
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‐(gasps)
‐Oh, my.
‐Whoa.
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Pretzel Kingdom?
The soft pretzel chain?
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Yes. We'd finally be getting
a chain in this neighborhood,
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and I don't want to scare them
off with that foolishness.
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‐We'd be a Pretzel Kingdom town?
‐Gene.
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Linda, you should want to bring
in desirable businesses,
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because it'd be good
for your business.
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Hey, my business
is none of your business.
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Question: is this
the full Pretzel Kingdom
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or a Pretzel Kingdom Express?
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‐Gene.
‐Full.
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‐Good lord.
‐Tina, shush.
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Listen, nothing's gonna stop me
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from decorating this trash can
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to make it look like
a little person. Nothing.
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But it's vandalism.
It's defacing public property.
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No, it's add‐facing
public property.
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'Cause I might add a face
if I feel like it.
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‐Mm, let's call it vandalism.
‐Louise, shushies.
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Well, whatever face you put up,
I'm gonna take right down.
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Well, then, I'm gonna put it
right back up again.
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I will never stop putting
fun things on this trash can
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until the day I die.
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Of tetanus, probably,
from touching all that trash.
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Leave it alone.
This will be a Pretzel Kingdom.
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I just got chills. Sorry.
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‐Me, too. Sorry.
‐(grunts)
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BOB:
And then someone else commented
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that the cucumber was ripe,
but it clearly had
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more ripening to do,
and I almost commented that,
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‐but then I didn't.
‐Sheesh.
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You tell me my stories are long.
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‐How's it going here?
‐This pirate hat
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is really coming together.
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‐With staples.
‐I love it.
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And I'm almost done coloring
the pirate's parrot.
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I went with purple,
'cause that's what we had.
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Ooh, this is gonna be
one fun
garbage
can.
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‐(laughs)
‐Ha. Pirates.
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Good work, kids.
Take that, you buzzkills.
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‐We're gonna beat you.
‐And this sword I made
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is definitely not a wiener.
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(whispers):
It's a wiener.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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Look what we can do as a family.
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‐I'll be taking those.
‐What?
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‐Hey.
‐Logan!
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My mom paid me ten bucks.
See ya!
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Now she's got people
working for her?
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(growls)
This is war.
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♪ This is war ♪
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♪ On the trash,
not in the trash ♪
242
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♪ This is war ♪
243
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♪ On the trash,
not in the trash ♪
244
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♪ This is war ♪
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♪ On the trash,
not in the trash ♪
246
00:09:01,348 --> 00:09:05,156
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪
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LINDA:
"Hats off to whoever
put that baseball hat
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"on the trash can.
249
00:09:09,364 --> 00:09:10,232
Made my day."
250
00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:11,869
Take that, Cynthia, you jerk.
251
00:09:11,936 --> 00:09:14,074
She did take that.
I mean, Logan took that.
252
00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:16,078
Oh, my God,
cucumber guy just posted.
253
00:09:16,144 --> 00:09:18,048
‐Here, gimme, gi‐‐ gimme, gimme.
‐Whoa. Geez.
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00:09:18,115 --> 00:09:20,219
Do not get between
Bob and his cuce.
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00:09:20,286 --> 00:09:23,627
Look at that. R‐Really puts it
all in perspective, doesn't it?
256
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,897
I got to admit,
when I close my eyes and picture
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00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:28,068
the perfect cucumber,
it looks like that.
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00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,039
‐Call me when it's a pickle.
‐Lot of comments.
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00:09:30,106 --> 00:09:32,210
They're all about people
looking for free moving boxes.
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00:09:32,276 --> 00:09:34,982
‐Is that code for drugs?
‐I don't think it is.
261
00:09:35,049 --> 00:09:36,786
‐Ooh, scuba diver.
‐Huh?
‐What?
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00:09:36,853 --> 00:09:39,157
Scuba diver. For the trash can.
263
00:09:39,224 --> 00:09:40,493
Love it. On it.
264
00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:41,863
Cynthia didn't count on me
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00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:44,401
having an unlimited number
of trash can ideas.
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00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:45,904
‐You do?
‐No, I'm running out.
267
00:09:45,971 --> 00:09:47,808
That took me
20 minutes to think of.
268
00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,545
Look at these flippers.
269
00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:52,050
Look at this mask.
You guys are geniuses.
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00:09:52,116 --> 00:09:53,687
Don't listen to them
at that school.
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00:09:53,753 --> 00:09:55,222
‐What?
‐Nothing, nothing.
272
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And then I said, "I'm running
for reelection, not jogging.
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00:09:57,995 --> 00:09:59,097
‐(gasps)
‐And you're fired."
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00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:01,736
‐(whispers): Crap. Hide.
‐(laughter)
275
00:10:03,072 --> 00:10:05,443
Well, Cynthia,
the space looks gorgeous.
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00:10:05,510 --> 00:10:07,180
Right?
The Pretzel Kingdom people
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00:10:07,246 --> 00:10:09,384
would be morons
not to sign the lease.
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00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:13,258
I cannot wait for us to finally
be a Pretzel Kingdom town.
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00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:16,398
‐We deserve it.
‐Great job, Mrs. Bush.
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00:10:16,465 --> 00:10:17,735
Thanks, Mr. Bush.
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00:10:17,801 --> 00:10:20,272
‐Dr. Mr. Bush.
‐Right, well, it helps to know
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00:10:20,339 --> 00:10:23,880
the entire city council
is as jazzed as I am.
283
00:10:23,947 --> 00:10:25,917
What? Those are
the city council people?
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00:10:25,984 --> 00:10:27,353
And as far as voting
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00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:29,959
on that anti‐trash can
"decorating" resolution
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00:10:30,025 --> 00:10:32,765
that my city councilperson
husband proposed...
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00:10:32,831 --> 00:10:34,702
Dr. Mr. City Councilperson.
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00:10:34,769 --> 00:10:36,371
Franklin, we have your vote?
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00:10:36,438 --> 00:10:37,908
‐Yes, you do.
‐And mine.
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00:10:37,975 --> 00:10:39,945
And hubby's.
Your little Tom Tom.
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00:10:40,012 --> 00:10:41,314
BOTH:
Ah, ha, ha.
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00:10:41,381 --> 00:10:43,820
Anyway, see everybody
at the meeting Friday.
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00:10:43,887 --> 00:10:47,026
And you'll see me tonight
'cause it's you‐know‐what night.
294
00:10:47,093 --> 00:10:49,464
‐Tom, please.
‐What? It's
Scrabble
night.
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00:10:49,532 --> 00:10:51,034
What the hell? Cynthia's getting
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00:10:51,101 --> 00:10:53,105
an anti‐trash can decorating
thing passed?
297
00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:55,342
‐Damn, she's good at this.
‐Really good.
298
00:10:55,409 --> 00:10:57,346
Do you think they'd let
us come to
Scrabble
night
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00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:58,616
if we asked nicely?
300
00:10:58,683 --> 00:11:00,085
Wait, is that the thing
with the letters?
301
00:11:00,152 --> 00:11:02,056
Never mind.
I'm thinking of "scramble."
302
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,500
Ugh! I can't believe Cynthia's
gonna get the city council
303
00:11:07,568 --> 00:11:10,172
to vote on an anti‐trash can
decorating resolution.
304
00:11:10,239 --> 00:11:12,143
I didn't even know
our city had a council.
305
00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:14,080
Yeah, I felt
like I was on
West Wing.
306
00:11:14,147 --> 00:11:17,186
Should I, I don't know,
do something? Talk to people?
307
00:11:17,253 --> 00:11:18,790
See if they would go
to the meeting?
308
00:11:18,857 --> 00:11:21,294
I mean, people love
being asked to go to meetings.
309
00:11:21,361 --> 00:11:23,131
Yeah. They're fun, right?
310
00:11:23,198 --> 00:11:25,871
Okay, so I'll go make
some flyers and hit the streets.
311
00:11:25,937 --> 00:11:28,543
A flyer about a meeting?
Delightful.
312
00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:30,379
Uh‐huh.
♪
Flyers.
♪
313
00:11:30,446 --> 00:11:33,953
Gene, Tina, can you help me
fold some socks in my room?
314
00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,222
Okay, but I'm not a folder.
315
00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:37,226
‐I'm more of a baller.
‐Yeah, you are.
316
00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:38,897
All right,
after we do your socks,
317
00:11:38,963 --> 00:11:40,099
you guys want to come
into my room
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00:11:40,165 --> 00:11:41,535
‐and help me sort my shorts?
‐No.
319
00:11:41,602 --> 00:11:44,975
Listen, what would be
the best Mother's Day gift ever?
320
00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:46,712
If you actually did fold
your own socks?
321
00:11:46,779 --> 00:11:48,081
Forget about the socks.
322
00:11:48,148 --> 00:11:50,219
Well, now all I can think about
is the socks.
323
00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:51,923
Guys, Mom's plan
is not gonna work.
324
00:11:51,989 --> 00:11:55,329
But what if we surprise her
with a city council victory?
325
00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:57,300
What if we do
a little city council recon?
326
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:59,137
We figure out
where they can be found,
327
00:11:59,203 --> 00:12:00,306
and we pay 'em a little visit
328
00:12:00,372 --> 00:12:02,009
and convince them
to vote Mom's way.
329
00:12:02,076 --> 00:12:04,213
Bing, bang, boom,
Mother's Day present.
330
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,249
And if we succeed,
331
00:12:05,316 --> 00:12:07,286
it's a kid's day present
for us kids
332
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,157
because we get
to keep doing vandalism
333
00:12:09,223 --> 00:12:11,929
that's somehow parent‐approved,
so it's a win‐win.
334
00:12:11,996 --> 00:12:13,432
‐Sounds "winderful."
‐Gene's in.
335
00:12:13,498 --> 00:12:15,971
‐Tina?
‐Well, we do need
a Mother's Day present
336
00:12:16,037 --> 00:12:17,406
'cause we got nothing,
337
00:12:17,473 --> 00:12:19,511
and I've been off my game
in the homemade card department.
338
00:12:19,578 --> 00:12:21,081
I know you guys have felt it.
339
00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:22,818
No...
340
00:12:22,884 --> 00:12:24,989
Hi. Do you care about things?
341
00:12:25,055 --> 00:12:26,859
Okay, you're not slowing down.
342
00:12:26,926 --> 00:12:29,030
Sir, how do you feel
about fun trash?
343
00:12:29,097 --> 00:12:31,267
Hi. Do you like to smile?
344
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,438
Would you be willing
to go to a city council meeting
345
00:12:33,506 --> 00:12:36,512
Friday at 5:00
to speak up against a resolu...
346
00:12:36,579 --> 00:12:38,081
Oh, you're walking away. Okay.
347
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:41,221
LOUISE:
All right, let's find
city council big shot
348
00:12:41,287 --> 00:12:42,624
and tennis lover
Heather Rockway.
349
00:12:42,691 --> 00:12:45,496
Or as I call her,
Tennis the Menace.
350
00:12:45,563 --> 00:12:46,899
‐(Heather laughs)
‐Okay.
351
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,370
That's definitely Heather
right behind me. Tina, go.
352
00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:52,644
(clears throat)
Well, uh, it's hard to argue
353
00:12:52,711 --> 00:12:55,149
with the results
of this new research
354
00:12:55,215 --> 00:12:58,021
from our child think tank
that's totally respected
355
00:12:58,088 --> 00:12:59,424
in the child think tank
community.
356
00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:01,595
‐And the child tank top
community.
‐Yeah.
357
00:13:01,662 --> 00:13:05,035
Who knew the number one way
to increase soft pretzel sales
358
00:13:05,102 --> 00:13:07,440
was to have a fun
and festive trash can nearby?
359
00:13:07,507 --> 00:13:11,247
It's a damn good thing our town
has some decorative trash cans.
360
00:13:11,314 --> 00:13:13,251
Excuse me, ma'am,
have you heard about this?
361
00:13:13,318 --> 00:13:16,525
About the cutting‐edge trash
can‐pretzel synergy research?
362
00:13:16,592 --> 00:13:19,030
Are you kids even members here?
363
00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:20,633
How did that not work?
364
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,904
I mean, the numbers were there.
You can't argue with the data.
365
00:13:22,971 --> 00:13:24,541
It's pronounced "dah‐ta."
366
00:13:24,608 --> 00:13:26,912
First it's just
a prickly little thing,
367
00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:29,317
‐and then it's a vegetable.
‐In the guy's basement.
368
00:13:29,383 --> 00:13:32,423
He‐he wanted to grow food,
and he didn't have a yard,
369
00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:34,026
and he grew it anyway.
370
00:13:34,093 --> 00:13:35,663
It's like anything is possible.
371
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,667
I'm sorry I didn't see
what you saw.
372
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,538
Yeah. So,
that's all his old posts.
373
00:13:39,605 --> 00:13:42,511
But the weird thing is he
stopped posting a few days ago.
374
00:13:42,577 --> 00:13:46,084
No! I need to know what happens.
What do we do till then?
375
00:13:46,151 --> 00:13:48,121
We just try and live, Teddy.
376
00:13:48,188 --> 00:13:50,425
We just try and live.
377
00:13:50,492 --> 00:13:51,896
Well, well, well.
378
00:13:51,962 --> 00:13:54,568
Honorable City Councilman
Franklin Wilmington.
379
00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:58,175
Illegally feeding pigeons
in the park. Tsk, tsk.
380
00:13:58,241 --> 00:13:59,811
It's not illegal. Is it?
381
00:13:59,878 --> 00:14:02,183
Let me pass the bar real quick,
and I'll get back to you.
382
00:14:02,249 --> 00:14:03,953
Nobody has to know about this.
383
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:05,389
It can stay between us
and the pigeons.
384
00:14:05,455 --> 00:14:07,727
If you play ball
on the trash can vote.
385
00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:10,332
All right. Shoo!
Now look what you've done.
386
00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:13,271
They were finally starting
to trust me.
387
00:14:13,338 --> 00:14:14,473
(Bob sighs)
388
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:17,112
‐Still no posts.
‐Ah, what do I do? What do I do?
389
00:14:17,179 --> 00:14:18,883
Maybe I should decorate
a trash can
390
00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,954
to look like Cynthia.
That would show her.
391
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,456
I mean, probably not?
392
00:14:22,524 --> 00:14:26,097
Uh, you don't want to use
your trash can powers for evil,
393
00:14:26,164 --> 00:14:28,836
‐do you?
‐Yeah, maybe you're right.
394
00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:30,940
(mumbles)
395
00:14:31,007 --> 00:14:33,011
(snoring)
396
00:14:33,078 --> 00:14:35,583
That's so impressive.
397
00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:36,919
I'll just check real quick.
398
00:14:36,986 --> 00:14:38,188
Damn it.
399
00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,125
LOUISE:
Look, we just really have
400
00:14:40,192 --> 00:14:41,762
no good ideas
for Mother's Day gifts,
401
00:14:41,829 --> 00:14:44,133
so if you could
just do us a solid...
402
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,137
You know
Cynthia's my wife, right?
403
00:14:46,204 --> 00:14:47,674
Come on, Tom Tom.
404
00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:49,811
Isn't it healthy for couples
to disagree sometimes?
405
00:14:49,878 --> 00:14:50,880
Keeps things spicy.
406
00:14:50,947 --> 00:14:53,519
No. It's way better
that we're on the same page.
407
00:14:53,586 --> 00:14:55,657
One time, I briefly considered
getting a tattoo
408
00:14:55,723 --> 00:14:59,430
of my favorite band, 311,
and it was unpleasant at home.
409
00:14:59,497 --> 00:15:02,403
So, yeah, I'm gonna vote
the way Cynthia wants me to.
410
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,407
It's better for my life
that way.
411
00:15:04,473 --> 00:15:07,012
‐Ugh!
‐Uh, I don't want you guys
to leave empty‐handed.
412
00:15:07,079 --> 00:15:10,252
Anyone want any pens
from pharmaceutical companies?
413
00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:13,325
Hello, favorite pen number four.
414
00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:16,665
Oh, cucumber. Where are you?
415
00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:19,003
♪ My heart has been coasting ♪
416
00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,707
♪ Since the last posting ♪
417
00:15:20,773 --> 00:15:23,278
♪ Don't know if you're growing ♪
418
00:15:23,345 --> 00:15:25,148
♪ There's no way of knowing ♪
419
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,654
♪ Did you become salad? ♪
420
00:15:27,721 --> 00:15:29,758
♪ This is my ballad ♪
421
00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:32,630
♪ I need to see you again ♪
422
00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:37,841
‐♪ When will I see you again? ♪
‐LOUISE: Dad?
423
00:15:37,907 --> 00:15:38,943
‐Dad?
‐Huh?
424
00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:40,212
‐Were you even listening to us?
‐Yeah.
425
00:15:40,278 --> 00:15:41,849
‐Uh, go on.
‐I was saying
426
00:15:41,915 --> 00:15:44,453
the stupid city council
meeting's in, like, ten minutes,
427
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:46,324
and we've got nothing
for Mother's Day.
428
00:15:46,391 --> 00:15:47,727
So, I guess you make a card?
429
00:15:47,794 --> 00:15:49,998
‐Damn it, Dad!
You know my game is off.
‐Whoa.
430
00:15:50,065 --> 00:15:52,202
How's your super cool cucumber,
Father?
431
00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:53,672
I don't know. He's not posting.
432
00:15:53,739 --> 00:15:55,075
(chuckles):
I‐I'm fine.
433
00:15:55,142 --> 00:15:56,578
I‐I'm... I'm totally fine.
434
00:15:56,645 --> 00:15:58,481
Maybe you could get into posts
about moving boxes.
435
00:15:58,549 --> 00:16:00,452
Seemed like there were
plenty of those.
436
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,688
Moving boxes.
437
00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:03,391
Moving boxes!
438
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,328
Really?
I‐I feel like I'd be forcing it.
439
00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:07,166
I need to see your laptop.
And we need to get
440
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:08,803
to that meeting.
Wait, where's Mom?
441
00:16:08,869 --> 00:16:10,873
She's upstairs
having a fudge break.
442
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:12,977
‐Is that bathroom talk?
‐I couldn't tell.
443
00:16:13,044 --> 00:16:15,516
I just said,
"Fudge as long as you need to."
444
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,052
Stupid Cynthia.
445
00:16:17,119 --> 00:16:18,556
Mmm. Man, that's good fudge.
446
00:16:18,622 --> 00:16:22,062
‐(sighs, blows raspberry)
‐Mom, make it a to‐go fudge.
447
00:16:22,129 --> 00:16:24,601
‐We've got a vote to win.
‐I'll carry the fudge.
448
00:16:28,609 --> 00:16:30,513
So, it's official.
The temporary yield sign
449
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,684
will become
a permanent yield sign.
450
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,420
‐For now.
‐(door opens)
451
00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:35,790
I don't understand.
How is this a good surprise?
452
00:16:35,857 --> 00:16:37,894
‐Mom, just sit.
‐CYNTHIA: Hmm.
453
00:16:37,961 --> 00:16:39,731
Tennis club kids?
454
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,334
They disrupted my pigeon time.
455
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,506
‐Hello, Linda.
‐Meh.
‐Good one, Mom.
456
00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:46,244
Why don't we turn our attention
to the issue of the day:
457
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:47,614
the trash can resolution.
458
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,218
Cynthia, would you like
to say a few words?
459
00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:51,688
Do I need to?
(chuckles)
460
00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:54,326
‐Mom, you should say something.
‐Eh, I don't want to.
461
00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:56,397
(clears throat)
My mom would like
462
00:16:56,464 --> 00:16:58,268
to say a few words,
if it pleases the court.
463
00:16:58,334 --> 00:16:59,938
This isn't a court, but sure.
464
00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:02,610
‐Aw, what's the point?
‐Because we got to beat
the buzzkills.
465
00:17:02,677 --> 00:17:04,748
‐Yeah.
‐Come on, Mom.
‐All right, fine.
466
00:17:04,814 --> 00:17:07,954
Um, is there a microphone
somewhere or...? What do I do?
467
00:17:08,021 --> 00:17:11,562
You can just stay where you are
and use your mouth for talking.
468
00:17:11,628 --> 00:17:13,732
Okay, look,
I know you don't think much
469
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,235
of the trash can decoration.
470
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,439
And‐‐ and yeah, at first,
I thought it was just dumb fun.
471
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:20,045
But you know what?
We need dumb fun.
472
00:17:20,111 --> 00:17:21,515
Especially if things are crappy.
473
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,953
And if one dumb thing
that's not hurting anybody
474
00:17:24,019 --> 00:17:26,090
can put a smile
on one person's face,
475
00:17:26,157 --> 00:17:27,527
then it's worth it, I think.
476
00:17:27,594 --> 00:17:29,296
And who wants
a fancy chain restaurant
477
00:17:29,363 --> 00:17:30,600
‐on that corner, anyway?
‐Me!
478
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:32,804
‐Sorry. Sorry. I don't.
‐Thank you.
479
00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:34,473
I yield the rest of my time.
480
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:36,545
There's no time‐‐ Never mind.
481
00:17:36,612 --> 00:17:37,914
‐That was great.
‐Nice.
‐Good job, Mom.
482
00:17:37,981 --> 00:17:39,316
‐Way to go.
‐CYNTHIA: Thank you,
483
00:17:39,383 --> 00:17:41,855
Linda.
That was totally unnecessary.
484
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,024
Can we vote now?
485
00:17:43,091 --> 00:17:44,995
Yes, we can. On the matter
486
00:17:45,061 --> 00:17:47,165
of the trash can decorating
resolution...
487
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,936
‐(door opens)
‐Oh.
488
00:17:49,003 --> 00:17:50,906
Hello. Welcome. Oh.
489
00:17:50,973 --> 00:17:52,042
‐(door closes)
‐Hi there. This cou...
490
00:17:52,109 --> 00:17:53,077
(door opens)
491
00:17:53,144 --> 00:17:54,446
Wow. This is a record crowd.
492
00:17:54,514 --> 00:17:57,119
Look, they're coming.
It's working.
493
00:17:57,185 --> 00:17:59,023
Okay. Um, back to the voting.
494
00:17:59,089 --> 00:18:01,260
‐But before you do...
‐Oh, come on.
495
00:18:01,327 --> 00:18:02,630
...let's look
at all these people, huh?
496
00:18:02,697 --> 00:18:05,268
They're here 'cause they love
the trash can thing.
497
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,674
I was told there would be
free moving boxes?
498
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:09,878
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but don't you
love that trash can?
499
00:18:09,944 --> 00:18:13,017
The one on Harbor Road?
That gets decorated sometimes?
500
00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:14,954
I mean, sure. I guess.
501
00:18:15,021 --> 00:18:16,525
She loves the can!
502
00:18:16,591 --> 00:18:18,729
And I'm assuming
all these people vote.
503
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:19,898
Tell me you all vote.
504
00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:21,568
‐Uh, all the time.
‐I love to vote.
505
00:18:21,635 --> 00:18:23,572
‐It's been a while,
to be honest.
‐Okay, okay.
506
00:18:23,639 --> 00:18:26,043
And you city council members,
you all get voted in?
507
00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:27,647
Or is this a monarch system?
508
00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:30,018
Hey, wait. According
to the signs around town,
509
00:18:30,085 --> 00:18:31,755
an election
is coming up pretty soon, eh?
510
00:18:31,822 --> 00:18:34,661
Yes. We're all up
for reelection next month.
511
00:18:34,728 --> 00:18:37,399
Vote Rockway!
512
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:39,169
Uh‐huh.
And is there a big turnout
513
00:18:39,236 --> 00:18:40,673
for a city council election?
514
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,111
(chuckles):
Oh, God, no. I think each of us
515
00:18:43,177 --> 00:18:44,781
won by a couple votes?
516
00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:46,885
So you'd probably want
to listen to this crowd
517
00:18:46,952 --> 00:18:50,291
of several trash can
decorating‐loving voters, then.
518
00:18:50,358 --> 00:18:53,197
‐Right, huge crowd of voters?
‐I mean, yeah, sure.
519
00:18:53,264 --> 00:18:56,070
That trash can is fun.
So are moving boxes.
520
00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:59,276
‐Are we gonna be
getting those now or...
‐Shush, shush, shush.
521
00:18:59,343 --> 00:19:00,813
You kids are so smart.
522
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:01,948
So, before you vote
523
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:05,689
to never have any decorations
on any trash cans ever,
524
00:19:05,756 --> 00:19:07,325
maybe ask yourselves this:
525
00:19:07,392 --> 00:19:09,864
do you want to stay in office
or not?
526
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,167
Ha! Nice try.
527
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,237
Can we get back to the voting
on this thing?
528
00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:16,177
‐Yes. Heather?
‐I...
529
00:19:16,243 --> 00:19:20,218
uh... always like
to keep my constituents happy.
530
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,890
So I‐I'm on Team Fun Trash Can.
531
00:19:22,957 --> 00:19:25,128
I vote against the resolution.
532
00:19:25,195 --> 00:19:26,497
‐Ah? Ah?
‐What?!
533
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,234
Franklin, how are you voting?
534
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:31,373
I vote for the resolution
against the fun trash can.
535
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,377
I don't really like fun.
536
00:19:33,444 --> 00:19:35,114
One yes, one no. Tom?
537
00:19:35,181 --> 00:19:37,587
Bring it home, honey.
Bring it home.
538
00:19:37,653 --> 00:19:39,557
‐Uh...
‐Tom?
539
00:19:39,624 --> 00:19:42,997
I mean, fun trash cans are fun.
540
00:19:43,064 --> 00:19:45,101
‐What?!
‐Uh, I'm all mixed‐up.
541
00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:46,303
I don't know what to do.
542
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:48,174
But I've got to trust
my instincts
543
00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:49,409
and let go of regret.
544
00:19:49,476 --> 00:19:51,347
I vote against the resolution,
545
00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:52,950
with the fun trash can.
546
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,988
And I'm getting that 311 tattoo!
547
00:19:55,054 --> 00:19:57,425
No!
You killed our Pretzel Kingdom!
548
00:19:57,492 --> 00:19:59,196
I'm sorry! I love you.
549
00:19:59,263 --> 00:20:00,532
The resolution fails.
550
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,469
And I retroactively vote
with the winners.
551
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,707
Reelect Franklin Wilmington.
552
00:20:04,774 --> 00:20:06,745
Oh, my God, what?
We won. We won!
553
00:20:06,811 --> 00:20:09,216
‐Ugh! Come on, Tom, let's go.
‐To the tattoo parlor?
554
00:20:09,283 --> 00:20:11,186
I don't know. Maybe.
We'll talk about it.
555
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,992
Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
This is the best gift.
556
00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:15,562
‐We nailed it.
‐(Linda groaning)
557
00:20:15,629 --> 00:20:16,932
(grunts)
Congratulations, Lin.
558
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,269
I love my fun, trashy family.
559
00:20:19,336 --> 00:20:21,140
This gift is also your card,
by the way.
560
00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:23,444
So, is whoever posted
that message
561
00:20:23,512 --> 00:20:25,148
gonna give us
free moving boxes or...?
562
00:20:25,214 --> 00:20:28,187
Dad, we probably have some boxes
at the restaurant, right?
563
00:20:28,254 --> 00:20:32,028
Uh, I mean, they might have
some tomatoes in them, but sure.
564
00:20:32,095 --> 00:20:33,497
I'll take whatever you got, man.
565
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,636
(gasps) Oh, my God.
Are you the cucumber guy?
566
00:20:35,703 --> 00:20:37,573
(chuckles)
Yes, I guess that's me.
567
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,877
I‐I can't believe
I'm meeting you. Uh,
568
00:20:39,944 --> 00:20:41,848
y‐you haven't been posting.
Is everything okay?
569
00:20:41,915 --> 00:20:43,785
Oh, I've been busy
'cause we're moving,
570
00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:45,990
but the cucumber's
still going strong.
571
00:20:46,056 --> 00:20:48,260
Geez. I hope you post
a few more pictures.
572
00:20:48,327 --> 00:20:50,398
Well, you can come by
and see it if you want.
573
00:20:50,465 --> 00:20:53,204
Really? Oh, wow.
Uh, can I bring someone?
574
00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:54,072
Sure.
575
00:20:54,139 --> 00:20:56,410
Teddy?
You're not gonna believe this.
576
00:20:56,477 --> 00:20:59,016
You're going
to the cucumber guy's basement.
577
00:20:59,082 --> 00:21:00,686
TEDDY:
What? What?!
578
00:21:00,753 --> 00:21:03,825
♪ My trash can is a funky can ♪
579
00:21:03,892 --> 00:21:05,061
♪ A can do can ♪
580
00:21:05,128 --> 00:21:09,169
♪ My trash can is a funky can ♪
581
00:21:09,236 --> 00:21:11,240
‐♪ Dumb things ♪
‐♪
Dumb little things
♪
582
00:21:11,306 --> 00:21:13,512
‐♪ Can be fun things ♪
‐♪
Fun little things
♪
583
00:21:13,578 --> 00:21:15,582
‐♪ Dumb things ♪
‐♪
Dumb little things
♪
584
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,054
‐♪ Can be fun things ♪
‐♪
Fun little things
♪
585
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,224
‐♪ Dumb fun, ooh ♪
‐♪
Ooh
♪
586
00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:23,932
♪ My trash can is a funky can ♪
587
00:21:23,999 --> 00:21:25,168
♪ A can do can ♪
588
00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:29,544
♪ My trash can is a funky can ♪
589
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:31,548
‐♪ Dumb things ♪
‐♪
Dumb little things
♪
590
00:21:31,614 --> 00:21:33,685
‐♪ Can be fun things ♪
‐♪
Fun little...
♪