1 00:00:02,745 --> 00:00:04,753 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:19,261 --> 00:00:21,261 LINDA: ♪ Just put toilet paper ♪ 3 00:00:21,413 --> 00:00:23,171 ♪ In the bathroom ♪ 4 00:00:23,265 --> 00:00:26,083 ♪ I wonder how long there wasn't any in there ♪ 5 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:28,877 ♪ Could it have been two years? ♪ 6 00:00:28,879 --> 00:00:30,029 -It easily could. -(door opens) 7 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:31,938 -Hey, Teddy. -Hey, guys. 8 00:00:32,091 --> 00:00:33,607 What are you doing on the laptop, Bob? 9 00:00:33,759 --> 00:00:35,926 Bunch of spreadsheets? Something with Bitcoin? 10 00:00:35,944 --> 00:00:38,704 Oh, uh, I'm on that Neighborhood website. 11 00:00:38,855 --> 00:00:40,264 The one where people post about stuff 12 00:00:40,282 --> 00:00:42,374 going on in the area/ yell at each other? 13 00:00:42,526 --> 00:00:44,192 Yep. There's a guy who's growing cucumbers 14 00:00:44,286 --> 00:00:47,212 in his basement and every day he posts a picture of them growing. 15 00:00:47,364 --> 00:00:49,364 It's really interesting. Take a look. 16 00:00:49,458 --> 00:00:51,216 That's definitely cucumbers in a guy's basement. 17 00:00:51,368 --> 00:00:53,443 God, I can't wait until he posts again. 18 00:00:53,462 --> 00:00:55,462 Yeah that's great, hon. Oh, crap, I just remembered. 19 00:00:55,614 --> 00:00:57,056 I told Gene it's mac and cheese night, 20 00:00:57,207 --> 00:00:58,873 but we don't have any mac and cheese. 21 00:00:58,967 --> 00:01:00,559 -I got to go to the store. -Yeah, you do. 22 00:01:00,710 --> 00:01:02,710 That's an emergency. Last time we didn't have mac and cheese, 23 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,064 -he called the police on us. -Hey, if I go now, 24 00:01:05,215 --> 00:01:07,048 I can meet the kids and walk them home from school. 25 00:01:07,142 --> 00:01:10,310 I mean, they already like you better, but okay. 26 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,628 I wish I could walk with my mom, 27 00:01:11,647 --> 00:01:14,055 but she's going through a skateboard phase. 28 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:15,240 A woman walking down the street 29 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:17,317 with a bag full of mac and cheese. 30 00:01:17,469 --> 00:01:19,227 Bob Dylan had a song about that, I think. 31 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,987 What can I tell you? I'm a great mom. 32 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:22,322 And I'm not just saying that 33 00:01:22,474 --> 00:01:23,640 'cause Mother's Day is coming up. 34 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:24,975 Right. Mother's Day. 35 00:01:24,993 --> 00:01:26,827 Man, I just hope we have enough wrapping paper. 36 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:28,312 That's my main concern. 37 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:30,163 Really? I'm concerned we don't have any presents. 38 00:01:30,316 --> 00:01:32,591 -Gene. -Aw, Brown Rice Bonanza closed. 39 00:01:32,818 --> 00:01:35,076 It wasn't as exciting as they made it sound. 40 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:37,078 Hey, there's that trash can. 41 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:38,989 The one people add stuff to sometimes 42 00:01:39,082 --> 00:01:40,490 and make it look like a little person. 43 00:01:40,509 --> 00:01:42,768 Oh, yeah. I remember when someone gave it a mustache. 44 00:01:42,919 --> 00:01:45,512 -It was like trashy hot Dad. -Ooh, I have an idea. 45 00:01:45,664 --> 00:01:48,774 Okay, ripping this cup in half, and who's got a pen? 46 00:01:48,925 --> 00:01:51,184 Me. Here's my third favorite pen. 47 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,853 Eh, eh. 48 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:54,671 And now the trash can has little feet. Ha! 49 00:01:54,731 --> 00:01:56,506 -Nice. -TINA: I love it. -LOUISE: Mm-hmm. 50 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,691 Shoes on a trash can? 51 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,676 -That's fun. -It is, isn't it? 52 00:01:59,695 --> 00:02:01,511 -It really is. -Can I get that pen back? 53 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:03,847 'Cause, you know, third favorite. 54 00:02:03,866 --> 00:02:05,682 Hey, guys. How was your walk home? 55 00:02:05,701 --> 00:02:08,685 Great. You know that trash can on Harbor Road 56 00:02:08,704 --> 00:02:10,111 that people decorate sometimes? 57 00:02:10,205 --> 00:02:12,022 I made little paper cup shoes for it. 58 00:02:12,115 --> 00:02:13,448 And there was a guy who liked it. 59 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,616 He was like, "Ha." 60 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:16,193 I know that trash can. 61 00:02:16,211 --> 00:02:18,362 One time someone taped big paper teeth on it. 62 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:20,364 Made it kind of difficult to put trash in, 63 00:02:20,457 --> 00:02:22,716 but it made me laugh, and a little scared. 64 00:02:22,868 --> 00:02:25,144 I mean, getting the trash in is kind of important. 65 00:02:25,295 --> 00:02:27,220 It's like the trash can's only job. 66 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:30,149 -Dad, this is why you're single. -I-I'm not single. 67 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,226 Ooh, I should set you up with my roommate Linda. 68 00:02:33,379 --> 00:02:34,544 BOB: Lot of comments 69 00:02:34,563 --> 00:02:35,687 on the cucumber guy. 70 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:37,230 I mean, they're from me, but... 71 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,715 You're reading your own comments? 72 00:02:38,808 --> 00:02:41,385 Yeah, they're really good. I worked hard on them. 73 00:02:41,403 --> 00:02:43,387 Hey, look at this, there's a post about the trash can 74 00:02:43,405 --> 00:02:45,497 -can you decorated. -What? It's in the news? 75 00:02:45,724 --> 00:02:48,834 -Uh, i-it's not the news. -"Great shoes, trash can." 76 00:02:48,985 --> 00:02:50,911 And somebody put a happy face emoji. 77 00:02:51,063 --> 00:02:53,563 Aw. And this person wrote, "Does anyone have 78 00:02:53,657 --> 00:02:56,566 any free moving boxes?" What the hell's that? 79 00:02:56,585 --> 00:02:59,252 Yeah, people on here are always looking for free moving boxes. 80 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,071 It's, like, 80% of the posts. 81 00:03:01,164 --> 00:03:02,664 Well, how about that? 82 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:06,185 My little trash can shoes making people a little happier. 83 00:03:06,412 --> 00:03:08,412 That'll make me sleep easy tonight... 84 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:11,356 -(snoring) -Yeah, yep. Good night. 85 00:03:11,508 --> 00:03:12,858 (phone ringing) 86 00:03:13,009 --> 00:03:14,768 -Bob's Burgers. -Linda, it's Teddy. 87 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:18,012 Listen, I'm at the trash can to see the shoes you put on it. 88 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:20,348 They're not there, unless I'm in the wrong place. 89 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,426 Oh, geez, am I even in the right town? 90 00:03:22,519 --> 00:03:24,761 Aw. Well, maybe I'll go there later 91 00:03:24,896 --> 00:03:26,205 and put some more on it, right? 92 00:03:26,432 --> 00:03:29,023 -Keep the party going? -Yeah! Trash can party. 93 00:03:29,117 --> 00:03:30,116 Hello, ma'am. 94 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:32,269 ♪ Shoes, shoes, shoes ♪ 95 00:03:32,362 --> 00:03:34,604 ♪ Trash can shoes. ♪ 96 00:03:34,698 --> 00:03:37,382 Do you think Mom would want a lightly-stained dish cloth 97 00:03:37,534 --> 00:03:38,959 for Mother's Day? Wait, dang it. 98 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:41,962 I got her that a couple of years ago, never mind. 99 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,630 -Hey, Teddy. -Gone again. 100 00:03:43,782 --> 00:03:46,040 I drive by the trash can, hoping for a little joy 101 00:03:46,134 --> 00:03:48,618 and cheer, and nothing, nothing. 102 00:03:48,712 --> 00:03:50,120 Seriously? Well, you know what? 103 00:03:50,138 --> 00:03:51,713 I'm gonna go put them back on right now, 104 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,065 'cause those shoes are fun. 105 00:03:53,292 --> 00:03:54,624 -I'll come, too. -I'm coming, too. 106 00:03:54,643 --> 00:03:56,476 Like I'm not gonna go on a trash-venture? 107 00:03:56,628 --> 00:03:58,979 I'll stay here and wipe menus. Just kidding. Wait up. 108 00:03:59,131 --> 00:04:01,298 -Sorry, Dad. We're cool, right? -Yeah, we're cool. 109 00:04:01,316 --> 00:04:02,908 -I get it. -Oh, good. 110 00:04:03,059 --> 00:04:06,319 This is gonna be a great pair of shoes, aren't you? 111 00:04:06,472 --> 00:04:07,471 Look, someone put up a sign. 112 00:04:07,564 --> 00:04:09,639 LINDA: "Vandalism is Prohibited." 113 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:11,232 What I did isn't vandalism. 114 00:04:11,326 --> 00:04:14,419 It's not not vandalism, and that's what I love about it. 115 00:04:14,571 --> 00:04:16,255 What kind of crumb bum would do this? 116 00:04:16,406 --> 00:04:18,406 Look, someone shredded your shoes. 117 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,074 Or they're distressed in a cool way? 118 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:22,986 Why would they do that? Why-- What-- Who would do that? 119 00:04:23,005 --> 00:04:26,598 -What kind of monster? -All right, Mr. Sign, let's see how you like it. 120 00:04:26,825 --> 00:04:28,433 A-rip, a-rip, a-rip. 121 00:04:28,585 --> 00:04:32,162 And now these brand-new shoes are going on. 122 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:33,921 Ha, ha! Look at those shoes. 123 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,440 Just like I pictured them. 124 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:37,109 I'm gonna be riding this high for a while. 125 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:39,927 LINDA: You know, I just don't understand. 126 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,338 Who'd get mad at my shoes? 127 00:04:41,431 --> 00:04:43,006 Putting stuff on that trash can is just, like, 128 00:04:43,025 --> 00:04:46,100 a fun, dumb tradition that makes people a little happier. 129 00:04:46,194 --> 00:04:48,512 -Like childbirth. -Mom, this is great. 130 00:04:48,530 --> 00:04:50,271 We vandalize-- I... (blows raspberry) 131 00:04:50,365 --> 00:04:52,440 I mean, put stuff on the trash can, 132 00:04:52,534 --> 00:04:54,518 they take it down, we put it up again. 133 00:04:54,536 --> 00:04:57,704 This could be our career. Wait, do we even need the restaurant? 134 00:04:57,856 --> 00:04:59,464 -Louise. -You know, you're right. 135 00:04:59,691 --> 00:05:01,616 They're just gonna do it again. We got to find out who did this. 136 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,303 If I go right now, kind of stake it out, 137 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:06,621 I might catch them in the act. Red-handled. 138 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,882 Wait. You're gonna stake out the trash can? 139 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:11,034 -Yeah. Keep up, Dad. -I'll stay if you want. 140 00:05:11,053 --> 00:05:12,460 No? You don't need me? Great. 141 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:13,979 -Stop leaving the restaurant. -(door opens) 142 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,647 You are obsessed with this place. 143 00:05:15,799 --> 00:05:17,131 It'll be super quick, Bob. 144 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,376 In bed by 9:00, lights out by 9:30. 145 00:05:19,394 --> 00:05:22,379 No, we're not staking out the trash can. 146 00:05:22,397 --> 00:05:24,564 We're just window-shopping for vacuums. 147 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,049 Ooh, that's a nice one. 148 00:05:26,142 --> 00:05:27,975 TINA: Look at those attachments. (whistles) 149 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,569 Kids, no, no, just pretend. 150 00:05:29,721 --> 00:05:32,331 Okay, I'm just gonna casually look over my shoulder. 151 00:05:32,558 --> 00:05:34,057 Nobody's there, nobody's there. 152 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:36,150 Mom, when we catch this person, what'd you bring 153 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,485 as far as subduing them? 154 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,245 Some kind of fishing net, or what are we doing? 155 00:05:39,398 --> 00:05:40,730 I didn't bring anything. 156 00:05:40,824 --> 00:05:42,399 Okay. I brought salt from the restaurant. 157 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:44,509 We throw it in their eyes and then we sit on them. 158 00:05:44,661 --> 00:05:46,661 Hey, can I have some of that salt? I brought fries. 159 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,180 No, no salt. When we catch them, 160 00:05:48,289 --> 00:05:49,739 we're gonna give them a good talking-to. 161 00:05:49,758 --> 00:05:51,350 With our fists and chest kicks. 162 00:05:51,577 --> 00:05:53,410 (shushing): Someone's coming. 163 00:05:53,428 --> 00:05:55,520 He's going towards it. Get ready. 164 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:57,581 Stand down. Hold your salt. 165 00:05:57,599 --> 00:05:59,507 Just tossing trash. Just a tosser. 166 00:05:59,601 --> 00:06:01,601 -A litter quitter. -LOUISE: Look at that cordless one. 167 00:06:01,753 --> 00:06:04,254 Ooh, la, la. Mom, it's on sale. You love sales. 168 00:06:04,272 --> 00:06:07,199 We're not getting a vac-- Ooh, that is nice. 169 00:06:07,350 --> 00:06:09,442 Oh, a car's pulling up. That could be them. 170 00:06:09,595 --> 00:06:11,428 -Attack the car. -No. Not attack the car. 171 00:06:11,446 --> 00:06:13,855 Ugh, delivery truck. Now I can't see. 172 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,541 Come on, let's go around it. Go, go, go. 173 00:06:16,693 --> 00:06:18,919 But look both ways, but go. 174 00:06:19,863 --> 00:06:21,771 (gasps) It's the shoe swiper. 175 00:06:21,865 --> 00:06:22,956 Hey, you! Stop! 176 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,383 Step away from the trash can. 177 00:06:24,610 --> 00:06:25,609 (shouts) What the...? 178 00:06:25,627 --> 00:06:27,110 (gasps) Cynthia? 179 00:06:27,129 --> 00:06:29,963 Hello, Linda. Just yelling at people on the street 180 00:06:30,115 --> 00:06:31,615 like a normal person? 181 00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:33,892 -Mom, salt. -Season her. 182 00:06:38,256 --> 00:06:40,399 Cynthia, you're the one taking down our trash can shoes? 183 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:43,293 I sure am. You're the one playing with trash? 184 00:06:43,386 --> 00:06:44,569 What's your problem, Cynthia? 185 00:06:44,796 --> 00:06:47,313 What do you have against delightful trash shoes? 186 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,315 I'm the leasing agent for this valuable 187 00:06:49,468 --> 00:06:51,559 and attractive commercial property, 188 00:06:51,653 --> 00:06:54,137 and I'm trying to bring in a serious business. 189 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:58,583 Do you know who's interested in this space? Pretzel Kingdom. 190 00:06:58,769 --> 00:06:59,826 -(gasps) -Oh, my. -Whoa. 191 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,811 Pretzel Kingdom? The soft pretzel chain? 192 00:07:01,830 --> 00:07:05,406 Yes. We'd finally be getting a chain in this neighborhood, 193 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,168 and I don't want to scare them off with that foolishness. 194 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,153 -We'd be a Pretzel Kingdom town? -Gene. 195 00:07:10,246 --> 00:07:13,840 Linda, you should want to bring in desirable businesses, 196 00:07:13,992 --> 00:07:16,009 because it'd be good for your business. 197 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,085 Hey, my business is none of your business. 198 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,163 Question: is this the full Pretzel Kingdom 199 00:07:20,182 --> 00:07:21,498 or a Pretzel Kingdom Express? 200 00:07:21,516 --> 00:07:22,941 -Gene. -Full. 201 00:07:23,092 --> 00:07:24,258 -Good lord. -Tina, shush. 202 00:07:24,352 --> 00:07:26,169 Listen, nothing's gonna stop me 203 00:07:26,188 --> 00:07:27,537 from decorating this trash can 204 00:07:27,597 --> 00:07:29,022 to make it look like a little person. Nothing. 205 00:07:29,174 --> 00:07:32,433 But it's vandalism. It's defacing public property. 206 00:07:32,527 --> 00:07:35,178 No, it's add-facing public property. 207 00:07:35,271 --> 00:07:36,621 'Cause I might add a face if I feel like it. 208 00:07:36,848 --> 00:07:39,182 -Mm, let's call it vandalism. -Louise, shushies. 209 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:42,519 Well, whatever face you put up, I'm gonna take right down. 210 00:07:42,537 --> 00:07:44,946 Well, then, I'm gonna put it right back up again. 211 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,041 I will never stop putting fun things on this trash can 212 00:07:48,193 --> 00:07:49,526 until the day I die. 213 00:07:49,544 --> 00:07:52,453 Of tetanus, probably, from touching all that trash. 214 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:57,142 Leave it alone. This will be a Pretzel Kingdom. 215 00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:58,885 I just got chills. Sorry. 216 00:07:59,037 --> 00:08:00,979 -Me, too. Sorry. -(grunts) 217 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:02,706 BOB: And then someone else commented 218 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:05,150 that the cucumber was ripe, but it clearly had 219 00:08:05,301 --> 00:08:07,652 more ripening to do, and I almost commented that, 220 00:08:07,879 --> 00:08:09,321 -but then I didn't. -Sheesh. 221 00:08:09,548 --> 00:08:11,138 You tell me my stories are long. 222 00:08:11,233 --> 00:08:13,049 -How's it going here? -This pirate hat 223 00:08:13,068 --> 00:08:14,141 is really coming together. 224 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,719 -With staples. -I love it. 225 00:08:15,812 --> 00:08:17,979 And I'm almost done coloring the pirate's parrot. 226 00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:19,664 I went with purple, 'cause that's what we had. 227 00:08:19,816 --> 00:08:24,060 Ooh, this is gonna be one fun garbage can. 228 00:08:24,153 --> 00:08:25,729 -(laughs) -Ha. Pirates. 229 00:08:25,822 --> 00:08:27,580 Good work, kids. Take that, you buzzkills. 230 00:08:27,733 --> 00:08:29,916 -We're gonna beat you. -And this sword I made 231 00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:31,234 is definitely not a wiener. 232 00:08:31,253 --> 00:08:32,919 (whispers): It's a wiener. 233 00:08:33,071 --> 00:08:34,904 Oh, that's beautiful. 234 00:08:34,998 --> 00:08:36,330 Look what we can do as a family. 235 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:38,091 -I'll be taking those. -What? 236 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,834 -Hey. -Logan! 237 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,579 My mom paid me ten bucks. See ya! 238 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:44,189 Now she's got people working for her? 239 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:47,433 (growls) This is war. 240 00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:49,510 ♪ This is war ♪ 241 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,438 ♪ On the trash, not in the trash ♪ 242 00:08:52,591 --> 00:08:53,940 ♪ This is war ♪ 243 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,035 ♪ On the trash, not in the trash ♪ 244 00:08:57,186 --> 00:08:58,778 ♪ This is war ♪ 245 00:08:58,930 --> 00:09:00,613 ♪ On the trash, not in the trash ♪ 246 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:04,543 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪ 247 00:09:04,694 --> 00:09:06,786 LINDA: "Hats off to whoever put that baseball hat 248 00:09:06,938 --> 00:09:08,772 "on the trash can. 249 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:09,739 Made my day." 250 00:09:09,741 --> 00:09:11,291 Take that, Cynthia, you jerk. 251 00:09:11,443 --> 00:09:13,534 She did take that. I mean, Logan took that. 252 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,536 Oh, my God, cucumber guy just posted. 253 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,463 -Here, gimme, gi-- gimme, gimme. -Whoa. Geez. 254 00:09:17,616 --> 00:09:19,632 Do not get between Bob and his cuce. 255 00:09:19,785 --> 00:09:23,061 Look at that. R-Really puts it all in perspective, doesn't it? 256 00:09:23,288 --> 00:09:25,305 I got to admit, when I close my eyes and picture 257 00:09:25,457 --> 00:09:27,473 the perfect cucumber, it looks like that. 258 00:09:27,626 --> 00:09:29,459 -Call me when it's a pickle. -Lot of comments. 259 00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:31,570 They're all about people looking for free moving boxes. 260 00:09:31,721 --> 00:09:34,497 -Is that code for drugs? -I don't think it is. 261 00:09:34,499 --> 00:09:36,149 -Ooh, scuba diver. -Huh? -What? 262 00:09:36,301 --> 00:09:38,635 Scuba diver. For the trash can. 263 00:09:38,653 --> 00:09:39,819 Love it. On it. 264 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,304 Cynthia didn't count on me 265 00:09:41,323 --> 00:09:43,807 having an unlimited number of trash can ideas. 266 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,308 -You do? -No, I'm running out. 267 00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:47,160 That took me 20 minutes to think of. 268 00:09:47,312 --> 00:09:48,903 Look at these flippers. 269 00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:51,572 Look at this mask. You guys are geniuses. 270 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:52,999 Don't listen to them at that school. 271 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,500 -What? -Nothing, nothing. 272 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:57,244 And then I said, "I'm running for reelection, not jogging. 273 00:09:57,339 --> 00:09:58,488 -(gasps) -And you're fired." 274 00:09:58,506 --> 00:10:01,057 -(whispers): Crap. Hide. -(laughter) 275 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:04,752 Well, Cynthia, the space looks gorgeous. 276 00:10:04,846 --> 00:10:06,512 Right? The Pretzel Kingdom people 277 00:10:06,665 --> 00:10:08,681 would be morons not to sign the lease. 278 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:12,518 I cannot wait for us to finally be a Pretzel Kingdom town. 279 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,688 -We deserve it. -Great job, Mrs. Bush. 280 00:10:15,841 --> 00:10:16,948 Thanks, Mr. Bush. 281 00:10:17,175 --> 00:10:19,600 -Dr. Mr. Bush. -Right, well, it helps to know 282 00:10:19,694 --> 00:10:23,179 the entire city council is as jazzed as I am. 283 00:10:23,272 --> 00:10:25,198 What? Those are the city council people? 284 00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:26,683 And as far as voting 285 00:10:26,701 --> 00:10:29,276 on that anti-trash can "decorating" resolution 286 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,188 that my city councilperson husband proposed... 287 00:10:32,207 --> 00:10:34,023 Dr. Mr. City Councilperson. 288 00:10:34,042 --> 00:10:35,616 Franklin, we have your vote? 289 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,135 -Yes, you do. -And mine. 290 00:10:37,286 --> 00:10:39,212 And hubby's. Your little Tom Tom. 291 00:10:39,364 --> 00:10:40,788 BOTH: Ah, ha, ha. 292 00:10:40,882 --> 00:10:43,049 Anyway, see everybody at the meeting Friday. 293 00:10:43,201 --> 00:10:46,219 And you'll see me tonight 'cause it's you-know-what night. 294 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,721 -Tom, please. -What? It's Scrabble night. 295 00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:50,223 What the hell? Cynthia's getting 296 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,392 an anti-trash can decorating thing passed? 297 00:10:52,544 --> 00:10:54,486 -Damn, she's good at this. -Really good. 298 00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:56,713 Do you think they'd let us come to Scrabble night 299 00:10:56,731 --> 00:10:57,881 if we asked nicely? 300 00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:59,306 Wait, is that the thing with the letters? 301 00:10:59,401 --> 00:11:01,326 Never mind. I'm thinking of "scramble." 302 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,814 Ugh! I can't believe Cynthia's gonna get the city council 303 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,367 to vote on an anti-trash can decorating resolution. 304 00:11:09,594 --> 00:11:11,336 I didn't even know our city had a council. 305 00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:13,396 Yeah, I felt like I was on West Wing. 306 00:11:13,415 --> 00:11:16,341 Should I, I don't know, do something? Talk to people? 307 00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:18,009 See if they would go to the meeting? 308 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:20,512 I mean, people love being asked to go to meetings. 309 00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:22,347 Yeah. They're fun, right? 310 00:11:22,498 --> 00:11:25,091 Okay, so I'll go make some flyers and hit the streets. 311 00:11:25,243 --> 00:11:27,835 A flyer about a meeting? Delightful. 312 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,595 Uh-huh. ♪ Flyers. ♪ 313 00:11:29,748 --> 00:11:33,174 Gene, Tina, can you help me fold some socks in my room? 314 00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:34,359 Okay, but I'm not a folder. 315 00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:36,528 -I'm more of a baller. -Yeah, you are. 316 00:11:36,755 --> 00:11:38,104 All right, after we do your socks, 317 00:11:38,256 --> 00:11:39,346 you guys want to come into my room 318 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,940 -and help me sort my shorts? -No. 319 00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:44,185 Listen, what would be the best Mother's Day gift ever? 320 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:45,929 If you actually did fold your own socks? 321 00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:47,205 Forget about the socks. 322 00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:49,432 Well, now all I can think about is the socks. 323 00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:51,042 Guys, Mom's plan is not gonna work. 324 00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:54,528 But what if we surprise her with a city council victory? 325 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,606 What if we do a little city council recon? 326 00:11:56,624 --> 00:11:58,216 We figure out where they can be found, 327 00:11:58,443 --> 00:11:59,459 and we pay 'em a little visit 328 00:11:59,611 --> 00:12:01,386 and convince them to vote Mom's way. 329 00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:03,388 Bing, bang, boom, Mother's Day present. 330 00:12:03,539 --> 00:12:04,505 And if we succeed, 331 00:12:04,616 --> 00:12:06,540 it's a kid's day present for us kids 332 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,375 because we get to keep doing vandalism 333 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,062 that's somehow parent-approved, so it's a win-win. 334 00:12:11,289 --> 00:12:12,638 -Sounds "winderful." -Gene's in. 335 00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:15,141 -Tina? -Well, we do need a Mother's Day present 336 00:12:15,293 --> 00:12:16,568 'cause we got nothing, 337 00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:18,719 and I've been off my game in the homemade card department. 338 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,238 I know you guys have felt it. 339 00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:21,906 No... 340 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:24,150 Hi. Do you care about things? 341 00:12:24,302 --> 00:12:26,060 Okay, you're not slowing down. 342 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,229 Sir, how do you feel about fun trash? 343 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,473 Hi. Do you like to smile? 344 00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:32,642 Would you be willing to go to a city council meeting 345 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:35,661 Friday at 5:00 to speak up against a resolu... 346 00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:37,255 Oh, you're walking away. Okay. 347 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:40,407 LOUISE: All right, let's find city council big shot 348 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,909 and tennis lover Heather Rockway. 349 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,654 Or as I call her, Tennis the Menace. 350 00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:46,097 -(Heather laughs) -Okay. 351 00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:48,508 That's definitely Heather right behind me. Tina, go. 352 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:51,752 (clears throat) Well, uh, it's hard to argue 353 00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:54,421 with the results of this new research 354 00:12:54,516 --> 00:12:57,166 from our child think tank that's totally respected 355 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:58,684 in the child think tank community. 356 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,686 -And the child tank top community. -Yeah. 357 00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:04,190 Who knew the number one way to increase soft pretzel sales 358 00:13:04,342 --> 00:13:06,843 was to have a fun and festive trash can nearby? 359 00:13:06,861 --> 00:13:10,513 It's a damn good thing our town has some decorative trash cans. 360 00:13:10,606 --> 00:13:12,365 Excuse me, ma'am, have you heard about this? 361 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,627 About the cutting-edge trash can-pretzel synergy research? 362 00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:18,129 Are you kids even members here? 363 00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:19,780 How did that not work? 364 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,041 I mean, the numbers were there. You can't argue with the data. 365 00:13:22,193 --> 00:13:23,693 It's pronounced "dah-ta." 366 00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:26,045 First it's just a prickly little thing, 367 00:13:26,197 --> 00:13:28,381 -and then it's a vegetable. -In the guy's basement. 368 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,476 He-he wanted to grow food, and he didn't have a yard, 369 00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:33,127 and he grew it anyway. 370 00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:34,871 It's like anything is possible. 371 00:13:34,889 --> 00:13:36,797 I'm sorry I didn't see what you saw. 372 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,708 Yeah. So, that's all his old posts. 373 00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:41,635 But the weird thing is he stopped posting a few days ago. 374 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:45,214 No! I need to know what happens. What do we do till then? 375 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:47,308 We just try and live, Teddy. 376 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,552 We just try and live. 377 00:13:49,571 --> 00:13:51,020 Well, well, well. 378 00:13:51,022 --> 00:13:53,647 Honorable City Councilman Franklin Wilmington. 379 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,243 Illegally feeding pigeons in the park. Tsk, tsk. 380 00:13:57,395 --> 00:13:58,837 It's not illegal. Is it? 381 00:13:58,988 --> 00:14:01,322 Let me pass the bar real quick, and I'll get back to you. 382 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,082 Nobody has to know about this. 383 00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:04,567 It can stay between us and the pigeons. 384 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:06,903 If you play ball on the trash can vote. 385 00:14:06,921 --> 00:14:09,347 All right. Shoo! Now look what you've done. 386 00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:12,258 They were finally starting to trust me. 387 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,518 (Bob sighs) 388 00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:16,354 -Still no posts. -Ah, what do I do? What do I do? 389 00:14:16,505 --> 00:14:18,005 Maybe I should decorate a trash can 390 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,174 to look like Cynthia. That would show her. 391 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,601 I mean, probably not? 392 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:25,104 Uh, you don't want to use your trash can powers for evil, 393 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,866 -do you? -Yeah, maybe you're right. 394 00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:29,942 (mumbles) 395 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,111 (snoring) 396 00:14:32,263 --> 00:14:34,614 That's so impressive. 397 00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:35,948 I'll just check real quick. 398 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,208 Damn it. 399 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,193 LOUISE: Look, we just really have 400 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,953 no good ideas for Mother's Day gifts, 401 00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:43,122 so if you could just do us a solid... 402 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,199 You know Cynthia's my wife, right? 403 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,776 Come on, Tom Tom. 404 00:14:46,794 --> 00:14:48,869 Isn't it healthy for couples to disagree sometimes? 405 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,129 Keeps things spicy. 406 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,615 No. It's way better that we're on the same page. 407 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,634 One time, I briefly considered getting a tattoo 408 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:58,396 of my favorite band, 311, and it was unpleasant at home. 409 00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:01,474 So, yeah, I'm gonna vote the way Cynthia wants me to. 410 00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:03,476 It's better for my life that way. 411 00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:06,129 -Ugh! -Uh, I don't want you guys to leave empty-handed. 412 00:15:06,147 --> 00:15:09,465 Anyone want any pens from pharmaceutical companies? 413 00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:12,327 Hello, favorite pen number four. 414 00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:15,729 Oh, cucumber. Where are you? 415 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,065 ♪ My heart has been coasting ♪ 416 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,733 ♪ Since the last posting ♪ 417 00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:22,253 ♪ Don't know if you're growing ♪ 418 00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:24,088 ♪ There's no way of knowing ♪ 419 00:15:24,315 --> 00:15:26,666 ♪ Did you become salad? ♪ 420 00:15:26,818 --> 00:15:28,818 ♪ This is my ballad ♪ 421 00:15:28,836 --> 00:15:31,596 ♪ I need to see you again ♪ 422 00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:36,842 -♪ When will I see you again? ♪ -LOUISE: Dad? 423 00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:38,085 -Dad? -Huh? 424 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,178 -Were you even listening to us? -Yeah. 425 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,772 -Uh, go on. -I was saying 426 00:15:40,999 --> 00:15:43,499 the stupid city council meeting's in, like, ten minutes, 427 00:15:43,518 --> 00:15:45,334 and we've got nothing for Mother's Day. 428 00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:46,836 So, I guess you make a card? 429 00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:48,947 -Damn it, Dad! You know my game is off. -Whoa. 430 00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:51,115 How's your super cool cucumber, Father? 431 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:52,675 I don't know. He's not posting. 432 00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:54,101 (chuckles): I-I'm fine. 433 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,453 I-I'm... I'm totally fine. 434 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,438 Maybe you could get into posts about moving boxes. 435 00:15:57,532 --> 00:15:59,440 Seemed like there were plenty of those. 436 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,700 Moving boxes. 437 00:16:00,852 --> 00:16:02,518 Moving boxes! 438 00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:04,295 Really? I-I feel like I'd be forcing it. 439 00:16:04,447 --> 00:16:06,130 I need to see your laptop. And we need to get 440 00:16:06,316 --> 00:16:07,857 to that meeting. Wait, where's Mom? 441 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,801 She's upstairs having a fudge break. 442 00:16:10,028 --> 00:16:12,028 -Is that bathroom talk? -I couldn't tell. 443 00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:14,472 I just said, "Fudge as long as you need to." 444 00:16:14,699 --> 00:16:15,974 Stupid Cynthia. 445 00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:17,475 Mmm. Man, that's good fudge. 446 00:16:17,702 --> 00:16:21,037 -(sighs, blows raspberry) -Mom, make it a to-go fudge. 447 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:23,564 -We've got a vote to win. -I'll carry the fudge. 448 00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:29,562 So, it's official. The temporary yield sign 449 00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:31,638 will become a permanent yield sign. 450 00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,399 -For now. -(door opens) 451 00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:34,659 I don't understand. How is this a good surprise? 452 00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:36,886 -Mom, just sit. -CYNTHIA: Hmm. 453 00:16:36,904 --> 00:16:38,721 Tennis club kids? 454 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,239 They disrupted my pigeon time. 455 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,667 -Hello, Linda. -Meh. -Good one, Mom. 456 00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:45,228 Why don't we turn our attention to the issue of the day: 457 00:16:45,246 --> 00:16:46,504 the trash can resolution. 458 00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:49,081 Cynthia, would you like to say a few words? 459 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,900 Do I need to? (chuckles) 460 00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:53,177 -Mom, you should say something. -Eh, I don't want to. 461 00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:55,254 (clears throat) My mom would like 462 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,240 to say a few words, if it pleases the court. 463 00:16:57,258 --> 00:16:59,091 This isn't a court, but sure. 464 00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:01,577 -Aw, what's the point? -Because we got to beat the buzzkills. 465 00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:03,746 -Yeah. -Come on, Mom. -All right, fine. 466 00:17:03,765 --> 00:17:07,174 Um, is there a microphone somewhere or...? What do I do? 467 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,603 You can just stay where you are and use your mouth for talking. 468 00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:12,679 Okay, look, I know you don't think much 469 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,106 of the trash can decoration. 470 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,425 And-- and yeah, at first, I thought it was just dumb fun. 471 00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:19,095 But you know what? We need dumb fun. 472 00:17:19,113 --> 00:17:20,371 Especially if things are crappy. 473 00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:22,948 And if one dumb thing that's not hurting anybody 474 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,950 can put a smile on one person's face, 475 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,377 then it's worth it, I think. 476 00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:28,271 And who wants a fancy chain restaurant 477 00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:29,530 -on that corner, anyway? -Me! 478 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,774 -Sorry. Sorry. I don't. -Thank you. 479 00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,442 I yield the rest of my time. 480 00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:35,611 There's no time-- Never mind. 481 00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:36,796 -That was great. -Nice. -Good job, Mom. 482 00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:38,281 -Way to go. -CYNTHIA: Thank you, 483 00:17:38,299 --> 00:17:40,707 Linda. That was totally unnecessary. 484 00:17:40,802 --> 00:17:41,951 Can we vote now? 485 00:17:41,969 --> 00:17:43,953 Yes, we can. On the matter 486 00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:45,971 of the trash can decorating resolution... 487 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,807 -(door opens) -Oh. 488 00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:49,792 Hello. Welcome. Oh. 489 00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:50,960 -(door closes) -Hi there. This cou... 490 00:17:50,978 --> 00:17:51,903 (door opens) 491 00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:53,237 Wow. This is a record crowd. 492 00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:55,981 Look, they're coming. It's working. 493 00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:57,817 Okay. Um, back to the voting. 494 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,244 -But before you do... -Oh, come on. 495 00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:01,579 ...let's look at all these people, huh? 496 00:18:01,806 --> 00:18:04,398 They're here 'cause they love the trash can thing. 497 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,642 I was told there would be free moving boxes? 498 00:18:06,661 --> 00:18:08,811 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but don't you love that trash can? 499 00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:11,997 The one on Harbor Road? That gets decorated sometimes? 500 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,833 I mean, sure. I guess. 501 00:18:13,985 --> 00:18:15,334 She loves the can! 502 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,578 And I'm assuming all these people vote. 503 00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:18,745 Tell me you all vote. 504 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,656 -Uh, all the time. -I love to vote. 505 00:18:20,749 --> 00:18:22,416 -It's been a while, to be honest. -Okay, okay. 506 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:24,844 And you city council members, you all get voted in? 507 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,512 Or is this a monarch system? 508 00:18:26,664 --> 00:18:28,998 Hey, wait. According to the signs around town, 509 00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:30,666 an election is coming up pretty soon, eh? 510 00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:33,444 Yes. We're all up for reelection next month. 511 00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:36,372 Vote Rockway! 512 00:18:36,374 --> 00:18:38,007 Uh-huh. And is there a big turnout 513 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,450 for a city council election? 514 00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:42,011 (chuckles): Oh, God, no. I think each of us 515 00:18:42,029 --> 00:18:43,679 won by a couple votes? 516 00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:45,698 So you'd probably want to listen to this crowd 517 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:49,352 of several trash can decorating-loving voters, then. 518 00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:52,021 -Right, huge crowd of voters? -I mean, yeah, sure. 519 00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:54,874 That trash can is fun. So are moving boxes. 520 00:18:55,026 --> 00:18:58,043 -Are we gonna be getting those now or... -Shush, shush, shush. 521 00:18:58,196 --> 00:18:59,545 You kids are so smart. 522 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,139 So, before you vote 523 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:04,475 to never have any decorations on any trash cans ever, 524 00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:06,202 maybe ask yourselves this: 525 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:08,646 do you want to stay in office or not? 526 00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:10,039 Ha! Nice try. 527 00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:12,057 Can we get back to the voting on this thing? 528 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,968 -Yes. Heather? -I... 529 00:19:15,062 --> 00:19:19,048 uh... always like to keep my constituents happy. 530 00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:21,826 So I-I'm on Team Fun Trash Can. 531 00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:23,977 I vote against the resolution. 532 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,312 -Ah? Ah? -What?! 533 00:19:25,406 --> 00:19:27,056 Franklin, how are you voting? 534 00:19:27,149 --> 00:19:30,226 I vote for the resolution against the fun trash can. 535 00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:32,228 I don't really like fun. 536 00:19:32,246 --> 00:19:33,987 One yes, one no. Tom? 537 00:19:34,081 --> 00:19:36,340 Bring it home, honey. Bring it home. 538 00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:38,401 -Uh... -Tom? 539 00:19:38,419 --> 00:19:41,754 I mean, fun trash cans are fun. 540 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,906 -What?! -Uh, I'm all mixed-up. 541 00:19:43,999 --> 00:19:45,016 I don't know what to do. 542 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,926 But I've got to trust my instincts 543 00:19:47,078 --> 00:19:48,244 and let go of regret. 544 00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:50,170 I vote against the resolution, 545 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,747 with the fun trash can. 546 00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:53,749 And I'm getting that 311 tattoo! 547 00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:56,101 No! You killed our Pretzel Kingdom! 548 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,937 I'm sorry! I love you. 549 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,197 The resolution fails. 550 00:19:59,424 --> 00:20:01,257 And I retroactively vote with the winners. 551 00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:03,367 Reelect Franklin Wilmington. 552 00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:05,444 Oh, my God, what? We won. We won! 553 00:20:05,596 --> 00:20:07,947 -Ugh! Come on, Tom, let's go. -To the tattoo parlor? 554 00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:09,874 I don't know. Maybe. We'll talk about it. 555 00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:12,768 Happy Mother's Day, Mom. This is the best gift. 556 00:20:12,787 --> 00:20:14,270 -We nailed it. -(Linda groaning) 557 00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:15,546 (grunts) Congratulations, Lin. 558 00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:17,957 I love my fun, trashy family. 559 00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:19,866 This gift is also your card, by the way. 560 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,053 So, is whoever posted that message 561 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,888 gonna give us free moving boxes or...? 562 00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:26,891 Dad, we probably have some boxes at the restaurant, right? 563 00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:30,711 Uh, I mean, they might have some tomatoes in them, but sure. 564 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,212 I'll take whatever you got, man. 565 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,232 (gasps) Oh, my God. Are you the cucumber guy? 566 00:20:34,459 --> 00:20:36,292 (chuckles) Yes, I guess that's me. 567 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,477 I-I can't believe I'm meeting you. Uh, 568 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,479 y-you haven't been posting. Is everything okay? 569 00:20:40,631 --> 00:20:42,465 Oh, I've been busy 'cause we're moving, 570 00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,650 but the cucumber's still going strong. 571 00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:46,969 Geez. I hope you post a few more pictures. 572 00:20:46,988 --> 00:20:49,062 Well, you can come by and see it if you want. 573 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,582 Really? Oh, wow. Uh, can I bring someone? 574 00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:52,733 Sure. 575 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,994 Teddy? You're not gonna believe this. 576 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,588 You're going to the cucumber guy's basement. 577 00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:59,257 TEDDY: What? 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