1 00:00:02,839 --> 00:00:05,077 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:22,111 --> 00:00:23,881 Hey, bud, careful. The janitor just waxed. 3 00:00:23,948 --> 00:00:26,520 Remember, if the floor is shiny, you can fall on your heinie. 4 00:00:26,587 --> 00:00:28,624 - Thanks, Tina. - TINA: Yeah, that's me, 5 00:00:28,691 --> 00:00:30,728 Tina Belcher, ordinary eighth grader. 6 00:00:30,795 --> 00:00:32,599 That's probably what makes me good at my job. 7 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,836 I walk the beat as a hall monitor here at Wagstaff, 8 00:00:34,903 --> 00:00:36,574 but I was about to discover 9 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,143 that sometimes you walk the beat, 10 00:00:38,209 --> 00:00:40,548 and sometimes the beat walks you. 11 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:45,057 No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. 12 00:00:45,123 --> 00:00:46,827 TINA: I bet you're wondering who she is, 13 00:00:46,894 --> 00:00:49,800 and how a girl like me got mixed up with a dame like that. 14 00:00:49,866 --> 00:00:51,604 Her name is Holly Monitors, 15 00:00:51,670 --> 00:00:53,941 and she was supposed to be my little secret. 16 00:00:54,008 --> 00:00:55,377 But I'm getting ahead of myself. 17 00:00:55,444 --> 00:00:57,348 Let me tell you how this all began. 18 00:00:57,414 --> 00:00:58,851 It was just like any other day. 19 00:00:58,918 --> 00:01:00,855 Like I said, I'm a hall monitor, 20 00:01:00,922 --> 00:01:03,126 but it's not the halls that need monitoring, 21 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,328 it's the people in them. 22 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:05,765 Someone's always chewing gum. 23 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:08,738 Oh, man, there's still some flavor in there. Come on. 24 00:01:08,804 --> 00:01:10,684 TINA: I may seem like a party pooper, but it's better 25 00:01:10,708 --> 00:01:12,746 if I'm pooping at their party than a teacher. 26 00:01:12,812 --> 00:01:15,952 Teachers give out detention, I give out attention. 27 00:01:16,019 --> 00:01:17,656 A new piece, for the end of the day. 28 00:01:17,722 --> 00:01:20,762 - Ooh, cinnamon. Fancy. - Now scram. 29 00:01:20,828 --> 00:01:23,099 And sometimes it's hard to be on the good side of the law 30 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,468 with the two scamps in my family. 31 00:01:24,536 --> 00:01:25,872 They were always up to something. 32 00:01:25,938 --> 00:01:26,974 But I lived with them, 33 00:01:27,041 --> 00:01:28,544 so I had to live with myself. 34 00:01:28,611 --> 00:01:30,189 Still, something was different that week. 35 00:01:30,213 --> 00:01:32,619 I had a feeling I hadn't felt since the fidget spinner craze. 36 00:01:32,686 --> 00:01:34,455 Or that other craze where everyone was eating 37 00:01:34,523 --> 00:01:36,660 those spicy dusty chips and throwing up. 38 00:01:36,727 --> 00:01:38,196 Hey, hey, no running. 39 00:01:38,263 --> 00:01:40,333 Stop running, slow down. 40 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,939 - Huh. - Whatever it was, - I was sure it would go 41 00:01:43,006 --> 00:01:44,341 as quickly as it came. 42 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:45,721 Besides, I had other things to focus on. 43 00:01:45,745 --> 00:01:46,847 Big things. 44 00:01:46,914 --> 00:01:48,551 Like the big banner the hall monitors 45 00:01:48,617 --> 00:01:50,755 were working on for the open house. 46 00:01:50,822 --> 00:01:52,367 Sure, being a hall monitor is not as exciting 47 00:01:52,391 --> 00:01:53,961 as the drama club or dance club 48 00:01:54,028 --> 00:01:56,767 - or jazz choir... - ♪ Do‐bee, do‐bee, do‐wah. ♪ 49 00:01:56,834 --> 00:01:58,604 ...but it's my life. This open house would be 50 00:01:58,671 --> 00:02:00,407 the hall monitors' biggest day yet, 51 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:02,879 working security as parents and the superintendent 52 00:02:02,946 --> 00:02:04,516 came to experience a... 53 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:05,585 Full day of Wag. 54 00:02:05,651 --> 00:02:08,289 Not some phony two‐hour evening event. 55 00:02:08,356 --> 00:02:09,526 I'm talking about a full day, 56 00:02:09,593 --> 00:02:11,930 living and breathing the real deal. 57 00:02:11,997 --> 00:02:14,669 You will be helping to welcome all of the parents 58 00:02:14,736 --> 00:02:17,141 and the superintendent to the upcoming 59 00:02:17,207 --> 00:02:20,413 "Walk on into Wagstaff" open house. 60 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,784 From the opening assembly... 61 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,554 TINA: He needed it to go perfectly, 62 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,290 because if it did, the superintendent 63 00:02:25,357 --> 00:02:26,760 would pay for Frond to go to... 64 00:02:26,827 --> 00:02:30,400 Counsel Your Butt Off, a weekend seminar in Sarasota 65 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:33,373 for life changers and emotion rearrangers. 66 00:02:33,439 --> 00:02:35,745 So, this week, I'm counting on you 67 00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:38,918 to stop the hooligans before they hool again. 68 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:41,122 Now get out there and monitor. 69 00:02:41,189 --> 00:02:43,761 Tina, can I, uh, talk to you for a moment? 70 00:02:43,828 --> 00:02:47,067 - Sure, what's up? - Uh, not here. My office. 71 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,606 There's a favor I need to ask you, Tina. 72 00:02:49,673 --> 00:02:51,677 You're my most experienced hall monitor. 73 00:02:51,743 --> 00:02:53,781 You're good at what you do. You have a light touch. 74 00:02:53,848 --> 00:02:55,885 - The kids seem to like you. - Thank you. 75 00:02:55,952 --> 00:02:57,387 - I mean, in their way. - Oh. 76 00:02:57,454 --> 00:02:59,058 The thing is, I have a feeling 77 00:02:59,124 --> 00:03:01,095 that there's something going on. 78 00:03:01,162 --> 00:03:03,701 Kids are distracted, whispery. Test scores are down. 79 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,705 Art supplies are missing. Kids are hanging out 80 00:03:05,771 --> 00:03:08,510 in new groups: the populars mixing with the regulars. 81 00:03:08,577 --> 00:03:10,982 Whatever it is, I need it to stop. 82 00:03:11,048 --> 00:03:12,919 I need to add it to the no‐no list. 83 00:03:12,986 --> 00:03:14,522 The open house is in three days. 84 00:03:14,589 --> 00:03:16,827 I need the superintendent to think this place runs 85 00:03:16,894 --> 00:03:18,329 like a well‐oiled baby. 86 00:03:18,396 --> 00:03:20,801 I'm not sure if I'm using that phrase correctly. 87 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,972 - Sounds good to me, boss. - But how can I stop 88 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:25,544 whatever's going on if I don't know what it is? 89 00:03:25,611 --> 00:03:27,281 That's where you come in. 90 00:03:27,347 --> 00:03:29,387 TINA: I told him I could find out what was happening. 91 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:31,389 Of course I could. But I was about to discover 92 00:03:31,455 --> 00:03:32,825 no matter which way you turn, 93 00:03:32,892 --> 00:03:34,562 fate can stick out a foot and trip you. 94 00:03:34,629 --> 00:03:36,365 - (shouts) - Or sometimes your own shoelace 95 00:03:36,432 --> 00:03:38,469 - can stick out a foot and trip you. - I'm okay. 96 00:03:38,537 --> 00:03:40,808 When you're working a case, you have to be subtle. 97 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:42,645 (high‐pitched): So, Gene and Louise, 98 00:03:42,712 --> 00:03:45,785 anything new going on at school? Distracting you? 99 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:49,258 Nope. Just learning a lot, as usual. 100 00:03:49,325 --> 00:03:50,393 Ooh. What'd you learn? 101 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:52,097 Science. Also, math. 102 00:03:52,164 --> 00:03:54,034 And that thing with the letters. 103 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:55,871 - Uh, spelling? - No, thank you. 104 00:03:55,938 --> 00:03:58,711 TINA: Either they really didn't know or they didn't want me to know. 105 00:03:58,777 --> 00:04:00,480 Either way, it was a dead end. 106 00:04:00,548 --> 00:04:02,293 I was gonna have to put in some shoe leather. 107 00:04:02,317 --> 00:04:04,054 Fruit Roll‐Up, huh? Nice. 108 00:04:04,121 --> 00:04:07,762 Nothing out of the ordinary. Ooh, my old barrette. 109 00:04:11,302 --> 00:04:13,974 Damn it. Damn it. Damn it! 110 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:16,379 I took a little break for a sloppy joe, 111 00:04:16,445 --> 00:04:19,151 and stumbled sideways into a mess of my own. 112 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,422 A popular and a regular? 113 00:04:21,489 --> 00:04:23,426 Where are you two going? 114 00:04:31,108 --> 00:04:33,179 (sultry jazz music playing) 115 00:04:33,246 --> 00:04:34,949 (kids murmuring) 116 00:04:36,352 --> 00:04:39,859 - (crowd whooping) - (gasps) Gene. What the hand? 117 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:46,048 TINA: From the moment I saw her, I knew I was in trouble. 118 00:04:46,072 --> 00:04:48,109 Sure, I knew she was technically my brother's hand, 119 00:04:48,176 --> 00:04:51,983 but when she walked down those stairs, everything changed. 120 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:53,486 She had a certain something. 121 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,466 You might call it style, you might call it chutzpah, 122 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:56,993 you might call it fingers, 123 00:04:57,060 --> 00:05:00,601 but whatever you called it, sister, it was calling me. 124 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:04,174 GENE: Mm. Mm. Ah. Ah. Ah. 125 00:05:04,241 --> 00:05:08,216 - (cheering, applause) - Give it up for Mavis Middlefinger! 126 00:05:08,282 --> 00:05:11,489 - Encore. - Okay, okay, okay, you want more? 127 00:05:11,556 --> 00:05:12,825 You know what to do. 128 00:05:12,892 --> 00:05:15,296 Nickels, candy, gum that bubbles? 129 00:05:15,363 --> 00:05:17,568 Whatever you're thinking, make it double. 130 00:05:17,635 --> 00:05:20,340 All right, all right, we'll see Mavis again, but first, 131 00:05:20,406 --> 00:05:23,714 coming to the stage, Regular Sized Randolph. 132 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:26,385 - (cheering, applause) - (Rudy grunting) 133 00:05:28,690 --> 00:05:29,692 ♪ ♪ 134 00:05:29,759 --> 00:05:32,364 - Hey, Louise. - Oh. Hey, Tina. 135 00:05:32,430 --> 00:05:35,538 What, uh, what are you, uh, doing here? 136 00:05:35,604 --> 00:05:36,840 Just checking out the scene. 137 00:05:36,907 --> 00:05:39,178 Oh, uh, no offense, but we kind of have 138 00:05:39,244 --> 00:05:40,981 a "no hall monitor" rule around here. 139 00:05:41,048 --> 00:05:44,354 Oh, uh, o‐okay, uh, I'm not a hall monitor right now. 140 00:05:44,421 --> 00:05:47,762 Just Tina. Belcher. Your sister. And friend. 141 00:05:47,828 --> 00:05:49,298 (chuckles) Okay, are you sure? 142 00:05:49,364 --> 00:05:51,770 Because you are making a weird lying face. 143 00:05:51,836 --> 00:05:54,208 Oh, no. I‐I just did a gross burp 144 00:05:54,274 --> 00:05:56,680 and I'm trying to hold in the smell. 145 00:05:56,746 --> 00:05:58,449 Oh. Okay, well, you can stay 146 00:05:58,517 --> 00:06:01,021 as long as you keep your lips zipped, potato chip. 147 00:06:01,088 --> 00:06:02,525 Looks like I'm on. 148 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:04,929 - Regular Sized Randolph, everyone. - (cheering, applause) 149 00:06:04,996 --> 00:06:07,868 If you like Randy, give him some candy. 150 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:10,173 Wow. Bunch of loose Nerds and a quarter? 151 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,545 Oh, wait, no, it's a corn chip. 152 00:06:12,612 --> 00:06:13,680 Bring back Mavis! 153 00:06:13,747 --> 00:06:15,049 - Mavis. - Yeah, Mavis. 154 00:06:15,116 --> 00:06:16,452 Okay, okay, cool down. 155 00:06:16,519 --> 00:06:18,724 We've still got nine minutes of lunch period left. 156 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:21,796 But for now, how about a hand for these hands? 157 00:06:21,863 --> 00:06:26,171 It's Tom Shoes and his gorgeous ex‐wife Skatie Holmes. 158 00:06:26,238 --> 00:06:29,679 - (cheering, applause) - Everybody, look at my hands. 159 00:06:29,746 --> 00:06:31,148 ♪ ♪ 160 00:06:31,215 --> 00:06:33,386 TINA: I guess you could say it. I was wrapped 161 00:06:33,452 --> 00:06:34,622 around those fingers. 162 00:06:34,689 --> 00:06:36,058 Hey, guys. Hey, Gene. 163 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:37,260 Great finger dancing today. 164 00:06:37,327 --> 00:06:39,231 (shushes) Tina, keep it down. 165 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:40,166 Oh, sorry. Uh... 166 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,770 (whispers): Great finger dancing today. 167 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:43,807 We call it handy prancing, but thanks. 168 00:06:43,874 --> 00:06:46,846 - So it's a secret? - Of course it is, T. 169 00:06:46,913 --> 00:06:49,384 Because it's amazing, and "distracting." 170 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,930 Yeah, the first time I did it was at lunch 171 00:06:50,954 --> 00:06:52,792 when you were at a hall monitor meeting. 172 00:06:52,858 --> 00:06:54,161 I'd seen it on the Internet. 173 00:06:54,227 --> 00:06:55,507 And like everything I've seen on the Internet, 174 00:06:55,531 --> 00:06:57,067 I tried it right away. 175 00:06:57,133 --> 00:06:58,970 LOUISE: He painted on a pair of mustard shorts 176 00:06:59,037 --> 00:07:00,941 and slipped on some tater tot shoes. 177 00:07:01,008 --> 00:07:02,778 Ms. Labonz yelled at him to cut it out, 178 00:07:02,845 --> 00:07:05,718 but, oh, it took off from there. 179 00:07:05,784 --> 00:07:07,955 ♪ ♪ 180 00:07:10,961 --> 00:07:13,734 Soon, the scene got so big we had to take it underground 181 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,904 so we wouldn't wind up on Frond's no‐no list. 182 00:07:15,971 --> 00:07:18,442 Gene's the best at it, and it's making me‐‐ 183 00:07:18,510 --> 00:07:21,750 I mean, us‐‐ three, four dollars a day easy, 184 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,452 - plus candy and gum. - Cool. 185 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,456 - Mind if I come back tomorrow? - Sure. I mean, 186 00:07:25,524 --> 00:07:27,795 you're not gonna go rat us out to Frond, are you? 187 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:30,968 What? No way. I'll keep it Frond‐fidential. 188 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,505 Confidential. Ha, ha. 189 00:07:32,571 --> 00:07:33,840 Great. Um, see you then. 190 00:07:33,907 --> 00:07:35,419 And also for the rest of the walk home now, 191 00:07:35,443 --> 00:07:37,147 and later tonight and tomorrow morning. 192 00:07:37,213 --> 00:07:39,484 Ah, you doing one of those gross burps again? 193 00:07:39,552 --> 00:07:40,888 Yep, yep, yep. 194 00:07:40,954 --> 00:07:42,667 Sure, I wasn't telling them the whole truth, 195 00:07:42,691 --> 00:07:45,463 but I wasn't gonna tell Frond the whole truth, either. 196 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,535 Maybe there was another way out. 197 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:48,970 It was a complicated sandwich, 198 00:07:49,037 --> 00:07:50,707 and I was the salami in the middle. 199 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,410 Ooh! Tina. Easy with the broom. 200 00:07:52,477 --> 00:07:54,314 Oh, sorry, I was just thinking, I guess. 201 00:07:54,381 --> 00:07:57,187 Inside, I was a deck of 52 cards scattered on the floor, 202 00:07:57,253 --> 00:07:59,992 but from the outside I had to look like a straight flush. 203 00:08:00,059 --> 00:08:02,598 (chuckles): Tina, you're sweeping me off my feet. 204 00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:04,902 - Literally. - Ugh. Dumb broom. 205 00:08:04,969 --> 00:08:08,042 (panting): Guys, I've got a huge problem. 206 00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:10,848 Okay. Is this like when you couldn't get your underwear off? 207 00:08:10,914 --> 00:08:13,419 Because I'm not helping you again. 208 00:08:13,486 --> 00:08:15,289 You‐you need to buy bigger underwear. 209 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:17,193 No, this is worse. You know Kathleen? 210 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:20,601 - Yeah. - Well, she invited me to the movies in a couple of days. 211 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,970 Aw, that's great, Teddy. 212 00:08:22,036 --> 00:08:23,483 Yeah, but here's the problem: she could only 213 00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:25,878 get tickets at 5:30, which is dinnertime. 214 00:08:25,944 --> 00:08:27,491 So I told her I could pick up a couple of burgers 215 00:08:27,515 --> 00:08:29,260 from you guys, but the last time I tried to sneak 216 00:08:29,284 --> 00:08:31,723 a burger into the movies, it didn't go so well. 217 00:08:31,789 --> 00:08:35,864 Sir, you aren't allowed to bring outside food into the theater. 218 00:08:35,931 --> 00:08:37,568 (shouting) Sorry! Sorry! 219 00:08:37,635 --> 00:08:40,741 (shouts, crying) 220 00:08:40,807 --> 00:08:43,145 - Oh, no. - Wait, is that why you have 221 00:08:43,212 --> 00:08:45,517 a cardboard cutout of Vin Diesel in your house? 222 00:08:45,584 --> 00:08:46,819 No, that was a gift. 223 00:08:46,886 --> 00:08:48,790 Ugh, I don't know what to do about this food. 224 00:08:48,857 --> 00:08:50,727 I told Kathleen I would bring burgers. 225 00:08:50,794 --> 00:08:52,063 This could make or break us. 226 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:54,034 Well, well, maybe we can help you sneak them in. 227 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,938 I can make you a little sneaky snacky. 228 00:08:56,004 --> 00:08:58,108 Oh, thank you, Linda. Thank you. 229 00:08:58,175 --> 00:08:59,955 You can't just waltz in there with a bag in your hand. 230 00:08:59,979 --> 00:09:02,985 That's lesson one. You got to be like The James Bourne Identity. 231 00:09:03,052 --> 00:09:05,089 You got to hide it. Give me a day, Teddy. 232 00:09:05,156 --> 00:09:07,026 - I'll come up with something. - Oh, thank God. 233 00:09:07,093 --> 00:09:10,032 I was really panicking there. (chuckles, sighs) 234 00:09:10,099 --> 00:09:12,738 Better have a burger and fries and another burger to calm down. 235 00:09:12,805 --> 00:09:14,909 - Yep. - TINA: Life just kept - moving around me, 236 00:09:14,976 --> 00:09:16,378 and I kept moving around life. 237 00:09:16,445 --> 00:09:19,184 Like walking and stuff, but also sitting sometimes, too. 238 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,889 So I guess moving and also not moving. 239 00:09:21,956 --> 00:09:23,627 Depending on what I was doing. 240 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:26,733 Meanwhile, I couldn't stop thinking about her. 241 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,102 She was so free, so wild. 242 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:31,441 I wondered what it felt like to walk a mile in her tiny shoes. 243 00:09:31,509 --> 00:09:34,014 It'd probably take a while, because her feet are so small, 244 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,120 but boy, oh, boy, I had a feeling it would be worth it. 245 00:09:37,186 --> 00:09:39,024 - Ow. Tina. - Sorry. 246 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:41,194 So, have you found out what's up? 247 00:09:41,261 --> 00:09:43,341 On a scale of friendship bracelets to teen pregnancy, 248 00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:45,804 - how bad is it? - No info yet. 249 00:09:45,871 --> 00:09:46,982 But, you know, I've got some hunches 250 00:09:47,006 --> 00:09:49,044 and I'm eating some lunches. 251 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,214 Okay. 252 00:09:51,281 --> 00:09:53,218 TINA: I thought I had it under control. 253 00:09:53,285 --> 00:09:57,226 But it turned out, what I couldn't control was myself. 254 00:09:57,293 --> 00:10:00,232 ♪ All of my life, I've held it all in ♪ 255 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:04,274 ♪ Wondering what I could've been ♪ 256 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:07,815 ♪ If all of those things I'm trying to hide ♪ 257 00:10:07,881 --> 00:10:11,388 ♪ Jumped out of my skin, to the outside? ♪ 258 00:10:11,455 --> 00:10:14,762 ♪ Just give me a hand, I'm tired of hiding ♪ 259 00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:18,469 ♪ Give me a hand, look at me striding ♪ 260 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:21,743 ♪ I'm free as the breeze‐y, a little bit sleazy ♪ 261 00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:26,886 ♪ My God, it's not easy, feeling so free‐y. ♪ 262 00:10:26,953 --> 00:10:28,489 - LOUISE: Tina. - (shouts) Nothing. 263 00:10:28,556 --> 00:10:30,627 - You were handy prancing. - W‐Was I? 264 00:10:30,694 --> 00:10:33,198 You, uh, want to get up on stage tomorrow? 265 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:36,506 Oh, no, I don't think so. This was just a‐an accident. 266 00:10:36,572 --> 00:10:38,052 Sure. Your hand just accidentally fell 267 00:10:38,108 --> 00:10:39,979 into some of your old Equestranaut clothes. 268 00:10:40,045 --> 00:10:42,083 (chuckles): Yeah. You'd be, uh, 269 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:43,787 surprised how often that happens. 270 00:10:43,853 --> 00:10:46,057 (chuckles): Okay, well, Mom says come to dinner. 271 00:10:46,124 --> 00:10:47,837 Great, let's all get out of my room quickly, then. 272 00:10:47,861 --> 00:10:49,608 GENE: We'd better hurry. Looks like she's going 273 00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:51,669 for my spaghetti‐‐ Mom, trip her! 274 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,438 TINA: What did it mean? 275 00:10:53,506 --> 00:10:55,686 I was supposed to be busting those freewheeling fingers. 276 00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:56,846 But I wanted to be one? 277 00:10:56,913 --> 00:10:58,258 I was all mixed up like some kind of... 278 00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,317 mixed‐up thing. 279 00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:01,889 Okay, you must be wondering about these. 280 00:11:01,956 --> 00:11:03,693 They're my old armpit hairnets 281 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,496 from when I had to wear armpit hairnets 282 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:06,398 in the restaurant. 283 00:11:06,464 --> 00:11:07,734 I thought we bronzed those. 284 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,738 They're for Teddy‐‐ for his movie burgers. 285 00:11:09,805 --> 00:11:11,609 Linda, isn't that kind of gross? 286 00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:13,580 I mean, would you want to eat a burger 287 00:11:13,646 --> 00:11:15,049 that's been in somebody's armpit? 288 00:11:15,115 --> 00:11:16,853 Armpits are the cleanest part of the body. 289 00:11:16,919 --> 00:11:19,925 (chuckling): No, I‐I, I really don't think that's true. 290 00:11:19,992 --> 00:11:21,494 Uh, besides, won't the burgers 291 00:11:21,562 --> 00:11:23,098 get all soggy and mushy in there? 292 00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:25,245 I've eaten plenty of food that's been in Mom's armpit. 293 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,106 That's how she warms stuff up on the go. 294 00:11:27,173 --> 00:11:29,612 Bagels, baked potatoes, empanadas, soup. 295 00:11:29,678 --> 00:11:31,816 Yeah, I made s'mores in there one time. 296 00:11:31,883 --> 00:11:33,987 And what's your great idea, Mr. Smarty‐sneaks? 297 00:11:34,053 --> 00:11:38,830 Um, anything would be better than food from your armpit. 298 00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,667 What about crotch, butt crack? 299 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:41,903 Folded under one's boobs? 300 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,272 Ooh, good idea. 301 00:11:43,338 --> 00:11:44,407 Tina, you're quiet. 302 00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:45,710 Uh, everything okay? 303 00:11:45,777 --> 00:11:47,514 Oh, sorry, um... delicious. 304 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,250 - What? - Dinner's delicious? 305 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:50,754 Is that what we're talking about? 306 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,023 Thank you, Tina. 307 00:11:52,089 --> 00:11:53,793 I'm not telling you how I heated it up 308 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,429 because apparently someone's 309 00:11:55,496 --> 00:11:56,866 - worried about that. - Mmm. 310 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:57,933 TINA: I had it bad. 311 00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,304 And that wasn't good. 312 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,174 Unless... it was? 313 00:12:01,809 --> 00:12:02,945 (Tina humming) 314 00:12:03,011 --> 00:12:04,748 Are you sure she's working for Frond? 315 00:12:04,815 --> 00:12:06,318 I mean, something's going on. 316 00:12:06,384 --> 00:12:08,455 That was her lying face, not her burping face. 317 00:12:08,523 --> 00:12:11,227 But one thing's for sure, she's in over her head. 318 00:12:11,294 --> 00:12:14,167 And if we keep her in, she won't rat us out. 319 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,904 TINA: Could I hear them? Yes. 320 00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:17,373 They were very loud whisperers. 321 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,676 So they were on to me, 322 00:12:18,743 --> 00:12:20,245 and I was on to them being on to me. 323 00:12:20,312 --> 00:12:22,183 And luckily, Frond didn't suspect a thing. 324 00:12:22,249 --> 00:12:24,087 - I suspect something. - (shouts) 325 00:12:24,153 --> 00:12:25,991 I suspect you're not very good at your job, 326 00:12:26,057 --> 00:12:27,269 because you haven't found squat. 327 00:12:27,293 --> 00:12:28,696 Back off, Frond! I'm working on it! 328 00:12:28,763 --> 00:12:29,898 Go counsel something. 329 00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:31,902 Was I lying to him or lying to myself? 330 00:12:31,969 --> 00:12:34,340 Was I in too deep or not deep enough? 331 00:12:34,407 --> 00:12:36,545 Was I ready to change or had I already changed? 332 00:12:36,612 --> 00:12:39,150 Who was I becoming and was it becoming on me? 333 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,454 Was I asking too many questions or not enough? 334 00:12:41,522 --> 00:12:44,160 Or just the right amount? All I wanted to do was the thing 335 00:12:44,227 --> 00:12:46,364 I was supposed to stop. It was like my hand 336 00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:47,567 had a mind of its own. 337 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,505 And now, for the first time ever, 338 00:12:49,571 --> 00:12:51,141 give it up for... for... 339 00:12:51,207 --> 00:12:52,878 Uh, what‐what was your name? 340 00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:55,517 Holly Monitors. Because I'm a hall monitor. 341 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,019 No, no, I get it, I get it. 342 00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:59,390 Give it up for Holly Monitors! 343 00:12:59,457 --> 00:13:01,394 - (cheering, applause) - (shouts) I'm okay! 344 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,707 TINA: It was a rush. The crowd was electric. 345 00:13:07,774 --> 00:13:08,643 The feeling... it was... 346 00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:10,980 I had never felt anything like it before. 347 00:13:11,047 --> 00:13:12,450 Absolute freedom. 348 00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:14,755 Holly knew what she wanted and she went for it. 349 00:13:14,822 --> 00:13:16,057 So whose side was I on? 350 00:13:16,124 --> 00:13:17,661 Well, I was more turned around 351 00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:19,373 than that time Aunt Gayle got caught in her curtains. 352 00:13:19,397 --> 00:13:20,934 But as long as I could keep struttin', 353 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,212 that's all that mattered to me. 354 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,040 So, I did what Holly wanted. 355 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,144 And Holls, she wanted it alls. 356 00:13:26,211 --> 00:13:27,914 I was living two lives. 357 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,183 Busting kids in my vest. 358 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,387 And busting moves in my dress. 359 00:13:31,454 --> 00:13:33,793 But it was getting harder and harder 360 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,162 to keep it up. 361 00:13:35,229 --> 00:13:36,431 ♪ ♪ 362 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,811 I was usually the one on the sidelines, 363 00:13:42,878 --> 00:13:44,046 watching the show. 364 00:13:44,113 --> 00:13:45,449 (Gene and Louise vocalizing) 365 00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:46,819 ‐(Bob laughs) ‐So good. 366 00:13:46,886 --> 00:13:48,421 TINA: But this time, I was in the show. 367 00:13:48,488 --> 00:13:50,827 And, honey, the show was in business. 368 00:13:50,894 --> 00:13:52,496 You know, show business? 369 00:13:52,564 --> 00:13:55,169 But nothing this complicated can go on for long 370 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,173 without someone getting hurt. 371 00:13:57,239 --> 00:13:59,143 Hi, kids. How was school? 372 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:00,530 Great. Everything is totally fine. 373 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,784 And I'm not hiding anything from anyone. 374 00:14:02,851 --> 00:14:04,621 Okay... 375 00:14:04,688 --> 00:14:06,859 TINA: I didn't want to worry Mom. She was a good girl. 376 00:14:06,926 --> 00:14:08,663 She didn't need to get mixed up in all this. 377 00:14:08,729 --> 00:14:10,533 - Psst. Tina? - Yeah? What? 378 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,069 You were great today. 379 00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:13,576 Yeah, your hand only fell over twice. 380 00:14:13,639 --> 00:14:16,311 - And you only fell over three times. - Thanks. 381 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,181 So, Teddy, do you want to use my pit holders 382 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,185 to get the burgers into the movies or what? 383 00:14:20,252 --> 00:14:22,189 - It's perfect, right? - Um... 384 00:14:22,256 --> 00:14:24,160 ‐(groans) ‐Don't worry, Teddy. 385 00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:25,630 You don't need to answer that. 386 00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,066 I figured out a better way 387 00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:28,311 for you to get the burgers in. 388 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,138 - You did? - Yep. All you need is 389 00:14:30,205 --> 00:14:31,642 eight plastic bags and a vest. 390 00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:35,415 You see? Each part of the burger is contained in its own bag. 391 00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:38,188 Wow. That is elaborate, Bob. (chuckles) 392 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,125 Okay, and so you just take each part out 393 00:14:40,192 --> 00:14:41,829 and build the burger fresh. 394 00:14:41,895 --> 00:14:44,267 No soggy buns. Now I just sit down, 395 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,271 wait for the movie to begin, 396 00:14:46,337 --> 00:14:48,876 and make myself the perfect burger to eat. 397 00:14:48,943 --> 00:14:50,513 Oh, shoot. Hang on. 398 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,660 - Bob, your tomato fell out. - I can see that, Teddy. 399 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,322 Still seems like a perfect plan though, Bobby. (chuckles) 400 00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:57,961 It'll work. Okay, now I just take out each bag 401 00:14:58,028 --> 00:15:00,800 in order, starting with the bottom bun... 402 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,307 - That's lettuce. - Thank you, Teddy. 403 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,939 Uh, hang on. Let me just fix this. 404 00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:05,886 You know what, maybe we'll just get popcorn, right? 405 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:08,114 We'll get an extra large and we'll just split it. 406 00:15:08,181 --> 00:15:10,152 What? No! Take my pit holders, Teddy. 407 00:15:10,218 --> 00:15:11,789 No, no, take mine. I‐I fixed it, look. 408 00:15:11,855 --> 00:15:14,327 - Oh, crap. - I'm just gonna put the holders on you. 409 00:15:14,393 --> 00:15:16,464 - So you have 'em if you want. - No, that's okay. 410 00:15:16,532 --> 00:15:18,335 Lin, I don't want the pit... things. 411 00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:20,238 - He wants this! - No. Uh... 412 00:15:20,305 --> 00:15:21,417 Wait, w‐where are you going? 413 00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:23,144 - Teddy, take 'em! - Uh, I... I... 414 00:15:23,211 --> 00:15:24,857 - You're gonna love 'em, Teddy, come on! - Take it, Teddy! 415 00:15:24,881 --> 00:15:26,561 - Teddy, come on! - BOB: Teddy, take this. - Ah, you know 416 00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:28,488 I can't handle when two people talk to me! 417 00:15:28,556 --> 00:15:30,793 ‐(screaming) ‐Huh. 418 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,566 I can't believe he didn't like either of those ideas. 419 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,570 - I know. - His loss. 420 00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:38,141 TINA: Anyway, life was good. Too good. 421 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,780 It's like I always say, when you're on top of the world, 422 00:15:40,847 --> 00:15:42,717 the only place left to go is down. 423 00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:45,188 Okay, I didn't always say that, but I'm saying it now. 424 00:15:45,255 --> 00:15:46,892 And I plan on saying it again 425 00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:48,128 because it's fun to say. 426 00:15:48,194 --> 00:15:50,298 - Tina. My office, now. - (shouts) 427 00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:51,869 I need something, Tina. 428 00:15:51,935 --> 00:15:54,574 The open house is so close, and kids are still acting weird. 429 00:15:54,641 --> 00:15:56,678 I need more time! Give me a few weeks! 430 00:15:56,745 --> 00:15:59,350 - The open house is in two days. - Okay, I didn't know that. 431 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,622 What? You made the banner that says the date on it. 432 00:16:01,688 --> 00:16:04,293 Wait a minute. Who are you protecting? 433 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,431 Who got to you? Was it Lenny DeStefano? 434 00:16:06,497 --> 00:16:08,602 He got an eighth‐grade girl to keep his rabbit 435 00:16:08,669 --> 00:16:10,172 in her lunchbox for three weeks. 436 00:16:10,238 --> 00:16:12,042 I know he's very powerful. 437 00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:13,445 I'm not protecting anyone! 438 00:16:13,512 --> 00:16:15,148 I just haven't found anything yet! 439 00:16:15,215 --> 00:16:18,956 (sighs) Tina, I didn't want it to come to this, but... 440 00:16:19,023 --> 00:16:20,827 I may have to take your vest. 441 00:16:20,893 --> 00:16:22,997 - What? No! - I can tell you're lying. 442 00:16:23,064 --> 00:16:25,736 Your‐your face looks absolutely bananas. 443 00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:27,574 Uh... 444 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,809 What choice did I have? 445 00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:30,847 I had to tell him something. 446 00:16:30,913 --> 00:16:32,550 (Millie humming) 447 00:16:34,153 --> 00:16:36,224 - (cheering, applause) - There you have her, folks! 448 00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,961 Fing‐lise Belcher. 449 00:16:38,027 --> 00:16:39,747 This is very weird, Millie. I don't like it. 450 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:42,504 Because you love it? Can we hold hands now? 451 00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:44,975 Louise! Louise, there's something you need to know! 452 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:46,244 Hey, what is it, T? 453 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,114 - You lookin' for stage time? - No, I... 454 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,918 What in the world?! 455 00:16:49,985 --> 00:16:51,287 Tina! You didn't! 456 00:16:51,354 --> 00:16:52,657 No! I actually didn't. I mean, 457 00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:54,469 I came here to tell you that he wanted me to, 458 00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:55,963 but I didn't tell him anything! 459 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:56,865 Yeah, right. 460 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,452 I knew I shouldn't have trusted a vest. 461 00:16:58,502 --> 00:17:01,007 I am a vest, but I'm also your sister. 462 00:17:01,073 --> 00:17:02,476 Not anymore you're not. 463 00:17:02,544 --> 00:17:03,579 All right, everyone. 464 00:17:03,646 --> 00:17:05,282 Pack up your adorable little accessories 465 00:17:05,348 --> 00:17:07,620 and get out of here! They're banned! 466 00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:10,225 This is all banned, effective immediately! 467 00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:12,296 Here's a finger, now get out of here. 468 00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:14,166 - That's your thumb. - The thumb is a finger. 469 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,638 - No. This is a finger. - Millie! 470 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,349 TINA: And just like that, it was all gone. 471 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,896 The fun, the friendships, the fingers. 472 00:17:23,953 --> 00:17:25,756 I had flown too close to the sun. 473 00:17:25,823 --> 00:17:27,560 In this case, my mom's son, uh, 474 00:17:27,627 --> 00:17:29,664 and also her daughter, who happened to be 475 00:17:29,731 --> 00:17:31,067 my brother and sister. 476 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,278 And they didn't want anything to do with me. 477 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,539 Louise switched seats 478 00:17:33,606 --> 00:17:35,308 at dinner so our elbows wouldn't bump. 479 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,945 Sure, Gene still invited me 480 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,682 to serve him bubble bath chicken nuggets, 481 00:17:38,749 --> 00:17:40,796 but we didn't have our usual bubble bath chicken nugget 482 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,456 banter‐‐ it was all business. 483 00:17:42,523 --> 00:17:44,193 I was back on the right side of the law. 484 00:17:44,259 --> 00:17:46,130 So why did it feel so wrong? 485 00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:48,736 Frond banned handy prancing for good. 486 00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,205 The case was closed. 487 00:17:50,271 --> 00:17:52,242 And the school was about to be open... housed. 488 00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:53,512 Open housed. 489 00:17:53,579 --> 00:17:55,916 Okay, Tina, let's test out the video. 490 00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:58,110 No! Don't turn the camera on. 491 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,484 Play the video called "Wagstaff Faces and Places." 492 00:18:01,485 --> 00:18:02,329 Sorry. 493 00:18:02,396 --> 00:18:03,666 ♪ ♪ 494 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,435 I didn't sleep a wink that night. 495 00:18:05,503 --> 00:18:07,507 Normally, I have restless leg syndrome. 496 00:18:07,573 --> 00:18:09,476 But that night, I had restless finger syndrome. 497 00:18:09,544 --> 00:18:11,313 And that's when I had the idea. 498 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,950 FROND: And now... 499 00:18:13,017 --> 00:18:15,589 Phillip Frond Productions proudly presents: 500 00:18:15,656 --> 00:18:18,194 Walk on into Wagstaff, 501 00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:20,365 a full‐day immersive experience 502 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,204 that will have you saying, "Holy cow!" 503 00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,543 (chuckles) And, Tina, go. 504 00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,980 (exhales) Okay. 505 00:18:28,047 --> 00:18:30,686 ♪ ♪ 506 00:18:30,753 --> 00:18:33,458 No. No. No, no, no, no, no! No! No! 507 00:18:33,525 --> 00:18:35,161 Oh, look, a little dancing hand. 508 00:18:35,228 --> 00:18:37,734 I love it. 509 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,103 This is a fun assembly. 510 00:18:39,169 --> 00:18:40,782 I thought it was gonna be boring school stuff. 511 00:18:40,806 --> 00:18:42,418 (singsongy): This feels like a good time for a burger, 512 00:18:42,442 --> 00:18:44,647 doesn't it? A not‐mushy burger. 513 00:18:44,714 --> 00:18:46,985 Hmm, those buns look pretty smooshed. 514 00:18:47,052 --> 00:18:50,659 Unlike this bun‐‐ oh, no, wait, that's a tomato. Hang on. 515 00:18:50,726 --> 00:18:52,897 Tina! Tina, stop! 516 00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,736 TINA: I'd made some phone calls the night before. 517 00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:57,516 Told some finger friends to wear their Sunday best, 518 00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:58,876 even though it was a Friday. 519 00:18:58,942 --> 00:18:59,978 And since Gene and Louise 520 00:19:00,044 --> 00:19:01,515 were always surprising me, 521 00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:03,317 I thought I'd surprise them for once. 522 00:19:03,384 --> 00:19:05,188 (chuckles): Tina, you son of a bitch. 523 00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:06,691 Hey, go on up there, Gene. 524 00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:08,394 Give us a Mavis moment. 525 00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:10,398 Nah, this is Holly Monitors' show. 526 00:19:10,465 --> 00:19:14,239 I'm just gonna use these to do this. 527 00:19:17,145 --> 00:19:18,782 So, what, is she suspended or something? 528 00:19:18,849 --> 00:19:20,185 I thought it was cute. 529 00:19:20,251 --> 00:19:22,757 Well, lucky for Tina, so did the superintendent. 530 00:19:22,824 --> 00:19:24,594 She said it was the first creative thing 531 00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:27,232 she's ever seen me do, so I took credit for it. 532 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,702 Oh. So, I'm not in trouble? 533 00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:31,608 No, but if I ever see those fingers again... 534 00:19:31,675 --> 00:19:34,346 (stammers) I'm sorry, did you just take 535 00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:36,150 french fries out of your armpit? 536 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,452 Yeah! You want some? 537 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,189 - They're great. - I have some, too. 538 00:19:39,256 --> 00:19:41,227 Uh, kind of near my butt. A baggie slid down. 539 00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:42,997 I think we're done here. 540 00:19:43,064 --> 00:19:44,266 ♪ ♪ 541 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,013 TINA: I sure was gonna miss Holly Monitors. 542 00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:48,542 But then, I guess, a little part of me will always be 543 00:19:48,609 --> 00:19:51,982 - Holly Monitors‐‐ the hand part. - (knocking) 544 00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:55,088 Mavis. How'd you know where to find me? 545 00:19:55,154 --> 00:19:56,958 GENE (high‐pitched): I asked around. 546 00:19:57,025 --> 00:19:58,203 (normal voice): Can we come in? 547 00:19:58,227 --> 00:19:59,697 So it was you who told Mr. Frond? 548 00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:02,168 But why? You were on top of the world. 549 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,239 Sure, it started that way. At first, 550 00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:07,680 - I loved the attention. - ALL (chanting): Mavis! Mavis! Mavis! 551 00:20:07,747 --> 00:20:09,651 But what began as an occasional gig 552 00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:11,186 turned into an every lunchtime thing. 553 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,459 I was missing so many gorditas, so many ham sandwiches. 554 00:20:14,527 --> 00:20:16,898 But Louise didn't want me to stop. She was getting rich. 555 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,336 I was having a good time, but it was wearing a little thin. 556 00:20:19,403 --> 00:20:22,810 (high‐pitched): Thinner than the elastic on my favorite finger tube top. 557 00:20:22,877 --> 00:20:25,816 Mr. Frond put the screws to me and I let it all out. 558 00:20:25,883 --> 00:20:27,218 I told him everything! Everything! 559 00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:28,755 You didn't have to tell him, Gene. 560 00:20:28,822 --> 00:20:30,535 I threw him off the scent with a really good lie 561 00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:32,071 that everyone was just doing a lot of studying these days. 562 00:20:32,095 --> 00:20:34,934 Frankly, it was a relief. The spotlight isn't always 563 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,705 what it's cracked up to be, kid. 564 00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:38,742 I love being Mavis, but sometimes you just want to 565 00:20:38,809 --> 00:20:40,512 use your fingers for lickin' and pickin'. 566 00:20:40,579 --> 00:20:42,650 And occasionally flickin'. 567 00:20:42,717 --> 00:20:43,928 I'm sorry I didn't tell you right away. 568 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,455 And I'm sorry I didn't tell Louise. 569 00:20:45,522 --> 00:20:46,901 You loved handy prancing and she loved 570 00:20:46,925 --> 00:20:49,329 - all that candy and money. - That's okay. 571 00:20:49,396 --> 00:20:50,899 Well, would you ever want to... 572 00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:53,113 - tread the boards at home with me? - (high‐pitched): Honey, 573 00:20:53,137 --> 00:20:55,274 all you had to do was ask. 574 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,747 (Gene grunting) 575 00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:02,355 ♪ Hey, it's time to do the handy prance ♪ 576 00:21:02,422 --> 00:21:05,061 ♪ Yeah, it's time to let your digits dance ♪ 577 00:21:05,128 --> 00:21:07,833 ♪ It doesn't matter if your moves are fancy ♪ 578 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,371 ♪ Get to the boiler room and take a chance‐y ♪ 579 00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:12,108 ♪ Put some clothing on your fingers ♪ 580 00:21:12,175 --> 00:21:13,745 ♪ Come and join the swingers ♪ 581 00:21:13,812 --> 00:21:14,947 ♪ With Gene ♪ 582 00:21:15,014 --> 00:21:16,885 ♪ Let's see those fingers kicking ♪ 583 00:21:16,951 --> 00:21:18,822 ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ 584 00:21:18,889 --> 00:21:20,793 - ♪ Don't be a chicken ♪ - ♪ Dance, dance ♪ 585 00:21:20,859 --> 00:21:23,064 - ♪ Do the handy prance ♪ - ♪ Don't sit there lickin' ♪ 586 00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:25,068 - ♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance ♪ - ♪ Or pickin' ♪ 587 00:21:25,134 --> 00:21:27,072 - ♪ Or lickin' or pickin' ♪ - ♪ Dance, dance ♪ 588 00:21:27,138 --> 00:21:28,718 - ♪ Or sometimes flickin' ♪ - ♪ Dance, dance ♪ 589 00:21:28,742 --> 00:21:30,278 ♪ Your brother's hand is cool ♪ 590 00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:31,991 ♪ You can't resist her, dress in your horse's clothes ♪ 591 00:21:32,015 --> 00:21:33,350 ♪ And join him, sister. ♪