1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,378 [♪ theme music playing] 2 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,857 ♪ Going to King's Head Island 'cause we won a fancy award ♪ 3 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,025 Hey, hey. 4 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:28,445 ♪ Going to King's Head Island 'cause we won a fancy award ♪ 5 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:31,782 -That's right. -♪ Going to where the rich people are ♪ 6 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,660 ♪ Gonna see if they're really better than us ♪ 7 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:38,121 ♪ And they might be, but we still won an award ♪ 8 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,206 -Whoo! -Yeah. 9 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,999 You guys are fun on ferries. 10 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,377 Yeah, people are loving this energy. 11 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,212 Even though they're avoiding eye contact. 12 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:48,382 -And that one guy shaking his head. Hi. -I still can't believe it. 13 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:52,094 King's Head Lifestyles Magazine naming us Best Dive on the mainland? 14 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:55,681 -Isn't "dive" a bad thing? -Yeah, but they mean it affectionately. 15 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:59,768 Like if I say, "Dad, you big old stinky dive, I love ya!" 16 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,020 Sort of. I mean, it's pretty prestigious. 17 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,981 And it's great exposure for the restaurant. 18 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,775 But Dad, I don't get it. Didn't you say these awards were stupid? 19 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,986 When did I say that? These awards are stupid. 20 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,239 Who even judges this? The Supreme Food Court? 21 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,323 Stupid! 22 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,909 These stupid things are all about who you know. 23 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,453 Yeah, and you're a cool rebel with no friends. 24 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:19,830 Exactly, Gene. 25 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,833 It's funny. I don't feel those things at all now that we've won. 26 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,919 Plus, it means we get to go to this winner's reception 27 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:28,589 in a fancy sculpture garden event space, 28 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,424 and we're going to serve our sliders 29 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:31,842 and get even more exposure. 30 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,928 Dad's going to expose himself all over that sculpture garden. 31 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:38,056 [laughs] Gene, you rascal. Check out Jolly Bob. 32 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,266 He's so cute. 33 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:42,185 Yeah, like a happy, hairy, slobbery puppy. 34 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,271 Thank you. And we're gonna get a trophy. 35 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,064 -There's a trophy, too? -Yep. 36 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:48,483 I didn't really know how much I needed a trophy, 37 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,444 but maybe it's all I wanted in life? 38 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,904 It's sort of a weird orb kind of thing. 39 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,615 -Weird, but cool. -[grunts] 40 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,617 Speaking of weird orbs, Mom, 41 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,286 what's going on under your shirt there? 42 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,080 Ugh, this bra. It's the only clean one I had left, 43 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:03,540 but it digs into my back. 44 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,375 Been there, sister. Boobs, huh? 45 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,793 -Boobs! -Amen. 46 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,628 I'm going to tough it out for the reception 47 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:11,256 That's what we do, right? Us boob people. 48 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:14,843 May I never, ever be cursed with those things. 49 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,011 That's how I felt, Louise, 50 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,347 but then I got them, and it's not so bad. 51 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:24,728 Hi. Care for a slider? Schwing! Sorry. Not sure why I said schwing, 52 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,855 but when I gave it to you. 53 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,190 Uh, bye. Have fun out there. 54 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,567 I think this might be a good time to ask about the fudge. 55 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,527 -Agreed. -Let's fudgin' do this. 56 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:35,364 Um, mother, father, remember the fudge shop 57 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,658 -we passed coming over here? -Tell It To The Fudge? 58 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,951 -Yeah. -Well, we were thinking maybe 59 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,371 -after this is all over we could... -Go to the fudge shop? 60 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,039 -Sure. -Really? That was easy. 61 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,624 Yeah, we should ask for more stuff. 62 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,085 We want hair extensions. Lots of them. All over. 63 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,587 Whoa. Hey, Bob, look who it is. 64 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,422 Oh, my God. Is that Vincent? 65 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,091 Might-be-a-jewel-thief, Vincent? 66 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,134 [Gene] Everyone, protect your family jewels. 67 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,345 -Kids, shush. Hey, Vincent. -Bob. 68 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,722 -Linda. Kids. -[all] Hi. 69 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,100 I saw you made the Best Bites list this year. 70 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,643 -Well deserved. -I know. 71 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,520 I mean, um, thank you. 72 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,063 So what brings you here, Vincent? 73 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,565 I'm taking it in, looking for inspiration 74 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,734 for my restaurant, and eating a lot. 75 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:13,860 Mostly eating a lot. 76 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:17,447 -My man. -Is that all that's on the agenda today? 77 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,408 -Hmm? -Uh, yeah. 78 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,492 Just saying. 79 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,704 Any cool things here that somehow end up not here 80 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,497 after this is all over? Wink, wink. 81 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,250 Not sure what you mean. Besides, there's nothing on the property 82 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,751 worth more than a couple grand, 83 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:32,712 as anyone who's looked at the pictures on their website would know. 84 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:35,382 [exhales] Yeah, a couple grand's not worth it. 85 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,842 [grunting] 86 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,095 -You all right? -Uh, yeah, just stretching. 87 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,556 This is a restaurant stretch. You'll learn it. 88 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,225 -[grunts] Restaurant. -Okay. 89 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,810 -May I? -Uh, of course. 90 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,728 Mm. 91 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,982 I have missed your meat, Bob. I have missed your meat. 92 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,025 -That's nice, Vincent. -Aw. 93 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,778 All right. Mm. I'm gonna eat my way around the lawn. 94 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,072 -Sure you are. -I mean, I am. 95 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,283 -Whatever you say. -Look at that guy. 96 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,535 Wandering around, eating fun stuff. 97 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,454 Must be nice. But we have to work, 98 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:08,039 'cause we are children, and that's what children do. 99 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,708 You know what? Go ahead, kids. 100 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,418 Your mom and I can cover the table. 101 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,211 -Right, Lin? -Y-Yeah, sure. 102 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:15,839 Wow. We need to give this guy awards more often. 103 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,050 We can brainstorm some. World's loudest urinator. 104 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,719 -I'll keep thinking. -Nope, that works. 105 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:24,306 Huh. Miss Cake and Identity. This is a cake shop? 106 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,559 -Uh-huh. -So what's with the food that's not cake? 107 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:30,979 It's all cake. Doesn't look like cake, but it is cake. 108 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,774 -That's fun, I think. -As long as it tastes like cake. 109 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,486 It sort of does. It's like if icing 110 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,654 were chewy and not as good as icing. 111 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,865 That's the fondant. It's like a clay you can eat. 112 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,201 All clay is clay you can eat, pal. 113 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,204 Ugh, I've had it with this thing. 114 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,498 That's it. I'm doing it. I'm gonna do it, Bob! 115 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,083 -Um, do what? -I'm taking off my bra! 116 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:54,836 -Oh, I... okay. -Come on, cover me, cover me! 117 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,006 -Wait, how do I, um... -I know this is a fancy place 118 00:04:58,089 --> 00:05:01,176 and I should secure the girls, but I can't wear it like this. 119 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,887 And... it's done. Much better. 120 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,555 How does it look? Is it obvious? 121 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,141 The shirt's pretty thick, maybe it'll be okay, right? 122 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,935 Come on, Bob, look at my boobs. 123 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,311 -Bob Belcher? -Ah! 124 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,563 Um, is this the best dive on the mainland? 125 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,983 Yes, it is. Best D on the M. Probably shouldn't have said that. 126 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,444 I'm Sabrina. I'm here to escort you to the winner's circle 127 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,321 -for your photo. -Oh, okay. Great. 128 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,114 -Follow me, please. -Coming. 129 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:27,369 Coming. Smooth walking. No parts are jiggling. 130 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,453 -What's that? -Nothing. 131 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,664 So, you work for the magazine? What do you do? 132 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,707 -I'm Margot's assistant. -Margot? 133 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,459 Polo! Hah! Sorry. 134 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,753 Margot Bushmiller, she's the magazine's publisher. 135 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:40,382 Sabrina! Did you fix the trophy table? It's wobbly. 136 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,552 I'll fix it. Sorry about the ground outside and how it's not flat. 137 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:46,221 -That's my bad. -Get it together, Sabrina! 138 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,641 -Yup. Anyway, here you go. -Wow, cool. 139 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:52,185 Whoa. Oh, God, sorry. It's heavy. 140 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,313 Ooh, can I hold this? Okay, Lin, just be super careful. 141 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,982 Okay, I will. Whoa! 142 00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:00,569 I'm sure lots of people drop it like we just did. 143 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,320 -Not, no. -Oh. 144 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,446 -Ah! -They're doing great. 145 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:06,616 Well, they dropped all of us and we turned out all right, except for Tina. 146 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,493 -What? -Okay, do we have a firm grip on it? 147 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:09,578 -Yes. -Yes. 148 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,037 And look at Darren. 149 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,082 Ma'am, could you turn towards us? 150 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,834 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 151 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,211 -Lin, what are you doing? -Shush, shush, shush, boobs. 152 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,922 Okay, that's, I, [sighs] what, just do it. 153 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,008 Okay, yay, congratulations, you did it. 154 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,634 -That's it? -That's it. 155 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,846 -Okay, uh, thanks. -Uh, uh, I need the trophy back. 156 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,265 Oh, don't-don't I get to keep it? 157 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,517 Yours will arrive in the mail in eight to ten weeks 158 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,562 after you pay the $200 manufacturing and engraving fee. 159 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,230 All the info is on the website. 160 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:40,734 The 200 dol... I just... I thought it was an award. 161 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:44,029 It is. It's an incredible honor for you to be awarded this award, 162 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,488 but awards are expensive. 163 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,574 Right, but I won it? 164 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,201 Yeah, you won the opportunity to pay for it. 165 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,871 [Margot] Sabrina, there's too much grass over here. 166 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:54,706 My fault. Coming, Margot. 167 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:59,127 Well, looks like Mom finally let the dogs off the leash. 168 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,046 -What? Shush. -Uh... 169 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,714 You okay, big fella? 170 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:05,008 They want us to pay $200 for the trophy. 171 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,594 Do they know our family is not good at paying for things? 172 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,971 Yeah, money doesn't come naturally to us. 173 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,307 I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna pay for an award. 174 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,933 We closed the restaurant to do this. 175 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,353 We have to pay for all this food that we're giving away? 176 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,937 I... I'm not doing it. 177 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,440 I just want to finish the job and go home. 178 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,108 And in between those two things, 179 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,444 we get some fudge for our fudge holes? 180 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:28,198 -I don't know. We'll see. -We'll see as in, heck yeah? 181 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,949 Guys, enough about the fudge right now. 182 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,661 -Go. I love you, but scram. -Poor Dad. 183 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,704 Maybe we could help him raise the money somehow? 184 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,290 I have been meaning to sell my life rights to Oprah. 185 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,375 Hmm. 186 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,336 -Or we just take the trophy. -What? 187 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,464 -Well, Dad won it. It's his. -But stealing's wrong. 188 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,216 -Here we go. -And what if we get caught? 189 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,385 I mean, look, the trophy's right out in the open, 190 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,969 and there are rich people everywhere, 191 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,888 and I'm pretty sure they have special powers. 192 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,223 Like unearned confidence. 193 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,974 Plus, the trophy is like their display trophy. 194 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,644 The magazine people are going to notice if it's not displayed. 195 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,854 Tina, Tina, Tina, we're not going to get caught, 196 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,065 'cause we're going to have help from a professional. 197 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,525 Who? 198 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,611 -Vincent? -Mr. Sticky Fingers himself. 199 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,864 Especially after that corn. Jeez, is he mad at it? 200 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,825 What did that corn ever do to him? 201 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,539 So, we go over to the jewel thief. 202 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,959 -Alleged jewel thief. -Wait for him to swallow his mini quiche. 203 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,919 Alleged mini quiche. 204 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,088 Say, "Hey, we're stealing a thing. Want in?" 205 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,465 Then we all hop the bus to Heistville. 206 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,134 Can I pull the cord when it's our stop? 207 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,885 I enjoy that. But what if we get caught 208 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,637 and we go to Rich People Island jail? 209 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,139 Actually, that sounds pretty nice. 210 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:37,350 -But what if it isn't? -Tina, this is about justice. 211 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,811 Justice, Dad, and fudge. 212 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,981 Put it all together, you get Sweet Daddy Fudge-stice 213 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,650 -I just got chills. I'm in. -Okay, fine. 214 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,278 I like justice and fudge. And Dad. He's cool. 215 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,990 He's a total DILF. A dad I'd like to buy me fudge. 216 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:55,160 Vincent! Hello! Please, don't stop eating. 217 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,453 -Just listen. -Okay. 218 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:00,123 We're in the market for someone with your, um, expertise. 219 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,542 Mmm, what expertise would you be referring to? 220 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,586 You know what I'm talking about. 221 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,297 I'm talking about your special skills. 222 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,591 Skills? Are you talking about Catan? 223 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,135 -I'm pretty good at Catan. -Okay, nobody's good at Catan. 224 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,470 No, no, there's skill involved. 225 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,597 -It's the roll of the dice. -No, there's strategy. 226 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,850 No, you can strategize and then the dice is just landing on eight all the time 227 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,060 or whatnot. 228 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,478 Delineation of wheat, resources. 229 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,439 [sighs] Just whatever you want to tell yourself. Here's the thing. 230 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:28,276 As a restaurant owner, you will probably be quite disturbed to learn that 231 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:31,571 they are making everyone pay for their trophies. 232 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,074 -This is a racket. -What are they charging? 233 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,951 -Two hundo. -She means two Hondas. 234 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,244 Now that you mention it, 235 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:41,289 I paid for the VIP ticket, which I was led to believe 236 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:45,001 included access to the wine patio and a fun pin. 237 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,629 -Fun pin? Go on. -But then I get here... 238 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,131 And they tell me I have to pay an additional $40 239 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:51,424 for access to the wine patio. 240 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,510 And also, they're all out of the fun pins. 241 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,969 -Disgusting. -Man, that's cold. 242 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,180 Yeah, wow. Sounds like you're on board 243 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,265 to take down these rude foodies. 244 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:02,227 Here's our thinking. We liberate that display trophy. 245 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,561 Mmm, that one right there? 246 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,897 The one visible to pretty much everyone at the party? 247 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,357 -Yes. -Sorry, kids. 248 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,150 Even if I ever did do that kind of thing, 249 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,320 which I didn't. I don't do it now even more than I didn't do it then. 250 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,572 So my advice? Don't steal. 251 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,199 Just eat the food and stay in school. 252 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,201 -Can we do the drugs? -Nope. 253 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,911 -Bye. -Well, the good news is 254 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,580 now we're not going to steal anything, so that's a relief to all of us. 255 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,290 You know what? We don't need Vincent. 256 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,793 -We can swipe that trophy ourselves. -Crap. 257 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,628 Look at him tear apart that chicken satay. 258 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,463 I think he just ate the stick. 259 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,882 I can't believe we lugged all this stuff here. 260 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,219 So stupid. I hate this. I hate all these people. 261 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,972 Oh, except you, sir. Uh, enjoy. 262 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:42,100 Bobby, come on. This can still be good for us. 263 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,477 We can still get the word out about the restaurant. 264 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,437 Oh, here's some words. Scam. 265 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:49,649 -Rip-off. Idiot... heads. -Okay, well, I'm not saying your face is 266 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,152 scaring everyone away, but all of a sudden 267 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,820 we're getting fewer people coming over here. 268 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,405 So I'm gonna go pass out sliders. 269 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,656 -Wish us luck. -Us? 270 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,576 Me and my uptown girls. Well, now they're more midtown. 271 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,829 -Definitely not downtown. Not yet. -We all pretend this award 272 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,165 is such a big deal. 273 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:08,168 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! [exhales] Give me a break. 274 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,669 -What's that? -What? 275 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:13,047 -Are you talking to me? -I mean, I was talking to my wife, 276 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,216 -but I guess she left. -Okay. 277 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,553 But, yeah, these people here are unbelievable, right? 278 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:21,055 -Uh, uh-huh. -I mean, we're out here 279 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,975 making burgers and, uh, what is that? Sushi? 280 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:27,061 -Actually, it's cake. -Oh, that's cool, I guess. 281 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,188 -Thanks. -I mean, 282 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,440 I'm not sure why you would do that, 283 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,902 but anyway, this whole thing is total BS. 284 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,196 -Those are burgers? Oh. -Yeah. 285 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,531 I make food that looks like the food it is. 286 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,616 Oh. 287 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,327 [Louise] Okay. Sure, it's out in the open, 288 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,454 but no one's paying attention. 289 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,956 Like when Ken plays his theremin on the subway. 290 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,584 Okay, let's move. Oh, damn it. 291 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,420 We can deal with this. Tina, you and I will create a diversion. 292 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,172 Gene, when the assistant turns to look, 293 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,465 you just grab the trophy. 294 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,883 Why do I have to be the grabber? 295 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,843 Because the diversion needs to be good. 296 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:01,596 I can do a good diversion. I'll quote lines from Severance, 297 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,181 but I'll get them a little bit wrong. 298 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,183 -It'll be maddening. -Gene, no. 299 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,644 Let me and Tina do the diversion. You grab. 300 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,728 Fine. 301 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,064 [Louise] Ah! Oh, no! 302 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,982 Everyone look in this direction! 303 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,068 Any event organizers around? 304 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,987 My sister is allergic to soft cheeses! 305 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,115 These sun-dried tomato and brie puffs are gonna kill her! 306 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:25,161 Uh, oh. Uh, uh. Ah! Ah! 307 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,704 Uh... 308 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,831 Ah, damn these soft cheeses! 309 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,625 Why do they have to be so soft, huh? 310 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,210 Ah! 311 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,296 -What are you doing? -Uh... 312 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,840 -Uh-oh. -What's going on? What are you kids up to? 313 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,676 Uh... 314 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,511 Did I say allergic to soft cheese? 315 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,514 I meant soft tacos. Okay, she's fine. Bye. 316 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,224 Run away, run away, run, run, run! 317 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,811 -I've got my eyes on you punks. -[Gene] We're not punks. 318 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,020 We're cuties. 319 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,901 Hi. Hello. Care for a Bob's Burger slider? 320 00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:00,071 -Oh, God. Can they all tell? -[woman] Those melons. 321 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,155 Huh? 322 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,534 -Oh, phew. -[man] Guess it's cold, huh? 323 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,495 [gasps] Gazpacho! It's just gazpacho. 324 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,331 [woman] One's definitely smaller than the other. 325 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,084 Oh! Dumplings! It's just dumplings! 326 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,461 But one is, you know. I'm looking at you, lefty. 327 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,797 Well, I think we learned a lot today. 328 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,216 About ourselves, about each other... 329 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,051 I learned I'm allergic to soft tacos. 330 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,636 -But I'm a survivor. -How'd it go? 331 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,513 -I mean... -I'm just asking to be polite. 332 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,474 I saw the whole thing. Just out of curiosity, what was your plan 333 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,352 once you took the trophy? Grab your whole family and run away? 334 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,480 -Maybe. Could have worked. -Louise, Mom's in no condition to run. 335 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,399 -It would be a bloodbath. -It's fine. 336 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,859 We'll just try a different plan. 337 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,652 I mean, the game has changed. 338 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,029 Now you're on that lady's radar. 339 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,697 You just made this ten times harder. 340 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,824 -Right. [sighs] -And ten times more interesting. 341 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,951 Interesting like you're in? 342 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,788 No, I'm just saying it's a more complex job now, 343 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,498 and it engages the imagination. 344 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,753 So it probably makes you have a lot of thoughts and ideas you want to share? 345 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,757 What? No, no, not at all. But here's how I see it. 346 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,676 Wide field, almost no cover, tight ticker once you pop the top, 347 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,053 and you poke the bear. 348 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,512 That mama bear is awake. 349 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,849 -I know all those words. -Don't worry about the words. 350 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,018 -Oh, thank God. -What's important is the concepts. 351 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,269 -Oh, crap. -You know, 352 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,355 there's a type of a job that I read about 353 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,108 in a book that kind of fits this situation. 354 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,195 To make it work, you need a rusty hook, a mechanic, 355 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,446 and an act of God. 356 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,365 You want to hear about this thing that I read about once in a book? 357 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,284 Can we listen at one and a half speed? 358 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,495 Gene, shush. Vincent, lay it on us. 359 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,706 It's just all one big money grab. 360 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,208 It's just so cynical, you know? 361 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,835 And isn't the world cynical enough already? 362 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,838 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry about him. 363 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,216 Hi. We're gonna need a few of these. 364 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,594 Each, we just love how much they don't look like cake. 365 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,222 -Or taste like cake. -Yeah, we're not mad at you about that. 366 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,473 -Okay. -Hi, Dad. 367 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,517 -Still grumpy? -He is. Very. 368 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,394 Well, you won't be soon. Because of us. 369 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,522 That's not usually how it works for me. 370 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,648 This time it might. 371 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,610 [Linda] Huh. No one seems to be noticing. 372 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:06,072 All these hoity-toities with their fancy food and wine, 373 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,908 and none of them have any idea where their samples came from. 374 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:12,036 A woman with no bra, a couple of wild things 375 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,997 riding without a seatbelt right next to their food. 376 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,958 [chuckles] Slider, ma'am? 377 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,336 That poor clueless sap. This is it, Linda. 378 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,088 This is what power feels like. 379 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,718 Okay, we're going to peel this fondant crap off 380 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:28,886 and we're going to mush it. 381 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,597 -Mush it real good. -More cushin' for the mushin'. 382 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,475 Oh, are we supposed to be mushing? I was mashing. My bad. 383 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,186 Of course it's like this. What was I expecting? 384 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,188 Ugh. You know what the worst part is? 385 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,315 -Uh, what? -How much I needed this. 386 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:44,986 What's wrong with me that makes me need this so much, you know? 387 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,363 -Uh-huh. -Why can't the food just be enough? 388 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,490 Why can't I just be enough? 389 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,493 Oh, are you trying to move your booth? 390 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:56,164 What? No, no, we're just, we're getting a little sun over here. 391 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:59,208 -Oh, because there's no sun. -I'll see you later. 392 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,630 Ugh, those kids. 393 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,133 Okay, up next is the advertiser's picture with Margot. 394 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,219 Heads up, one of the ad guys has a pretty asymmetrical eyebrow situation. 395 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,847 It's like one of them took all the nutrients in the womb. 396 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,557 Let's just do what we can with that. 397 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,476 -Ah! -Hey! Put that back! 398 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,228 [panting] 399 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,231 [screaming] 400 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,027 -Ah! -Give me that trophy! I will destroy you! 401 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,863 Why are you being so weird about this? 402 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,781 Ah! 403 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,450 You are the worst child in the history 404 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:36,662 of King's Head Lifestyle's Best Bites of the Bay Annual Bayside Bite-abrasion! 405 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,039 -Take that back! -No! 406 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,082 Okay, fine, I get it! 407 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:47,173 You just messed with the wrong magazine publisher's junior assistant, chump. 408 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,884 Who are your parents? Wait, are your parents important? 409 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,094 They're not, not, not important. 410 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,306 -What? Who are they? -Have you heard of Weezer? 411 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,517 -Yes. -I'm Augustus Weezer III! 412 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,144 -[Margot] Sabrina! -Hi, yes? 413 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:03,231 I'm here with the advertisers for the advertisers' photo, 414 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,400 so that's all going great, but there's just one thing. 415 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,528 -Where's the freakin' trophy? -I've got it, I'm coming! 416 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,656 I'll deal with you later, Augustus. 417 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,199 Okay, let's circle back. 418 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,953 And there's our trophy. Don't know why it was gone. 419 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,704 Not gonna deal with that right now. 420 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,706 Right now is about advertisements 421 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,959 and how important they are to the world. 422 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,252 [camera shutter clicks] 423 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:28,339 That's right. Stay over there. I wish I could beat up kids. 424 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,091 -I mean, I could. -Okay. 425 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,511 Thanks, folks. And a special thanks to all your money. 426 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,595 Sabrina. 427 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,475 [♪ dramatic music playing] 428 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,070 [distorted voice] 429 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,497 [distorted] No! 430 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,797 [laughing] 431 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:16,304 [sighs] God, I wish I could fire you. 432 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,638 But you are my daughter. 433 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:22,268 Well, looks like the trophy fell into the sea. 434 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,478 Yeah, what a terrible accident. 435 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,314 You should be very proud of yourselves. 436 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:29,150 But maybe keep that tucked away till you make the dip, right? 437 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,235 -Right, right. -You were a great rusty hook. 438 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:34,322 You had to look like a thief who's bad at his job, and you did. 439 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,866 You need "bad at his job," you come to Gene. 440 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,827 That was smart. To make the assistant lady think she caught us doing 441 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,788 the thing while we were getting in position to actually do the thing. 442 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,207 Yeah, good job, mechanic, getting into place. 443 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,917 Thank you. I am small. 444 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,503 Then there was that super cool girl who used her sister's ears 445 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,715 to make it seem like we were all behind the sculpture when we weren't. 446 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,841 That worked very well. 447 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,010 What's my job called in cool thief talk? 448 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,512 -Uh, the hat master? -The hat master? 449 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,348 -Yeah, master of hats. -Noice. 450 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,058 The decoy trophy made of cake stuff? 451 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,143 -That was pretty good. -[Vincent] That was handy. 452 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,479 [Gene] I'm fond of fondant now. [chuckles] 453 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,607 And also, the act of God was really an act of this God 454 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:14,070 because I had to do the switch and wobble the table just so. 455 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,864 But, uh, yeah, sure, everyone helped. 456 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,574 Jeez, what a heistzilla. 457 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,535 Anyway, we should all be proud of ourselves. 458 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,205 Especially the guy who stepped in front of 459 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,249 the assistant lady at the perfect time to slow her down. 460 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,168 Who was that guy? 461 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,295 Oh, right, that was me. 462 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,255 And now they all think the trophy's gone 463 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:37,009 due to a crazy wobbly table and not due to three weird kids 464 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,220 -and one dapper gentleman. -Thank you. 465 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,098 Now, If you'll excuse me, I've been eating all day 466 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,308 and I have seven different kinds of diarrhea. 467 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:47,269 -There goes a class act. -[grunts] 468 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,021 [ship horn blares] 469 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,233 Thanks for letting us get fudge, even though those magazine people 470 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,943 really fudged you today, Dad. 471 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,696 -You're welcome. -You doing any better there, tiger? 472 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,280 Yeah, I'm okay. 473 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,074 I don't need a dumb trophy. 474 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,910 I don't need a piece of metal to tell me what I'm good at. 475 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,537 [Louise] Oh, then you won't need this. 476 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,414 Oh, my God. Gimme, gimme. 477 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,417 Kids, where'd you get that? Did you go into the ocean? 478 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,168 -Yeah. -Sort of. 479 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,713 We should give it back, probably, 480 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,424 after we put it behind the counter for a little bit. 481 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,593 -Maybe just until I die? -Enjoy it, Dad. You earned it. 482 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,012 -Yeah, for once! -Kids, thank you. 483 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:26,517 Even though what you did to get this was probably not safe or legal. 484 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,353 -All the nicest gestures are. -I don't know if that's true. 485 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,856 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I got it. I got it. 486 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,983 I'm gonna hold it real good now. 487 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,651 You know what, Mom? You're right. 488 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,737 This thing does dig into your back. 489 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,363 Be free, little Belchers. 490 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,781 Bappity, bappity, bappity, bap. 491 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:41,866 Yeah! 492 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,201 -Bappity, bappity, bappity... -Bappity, bappity. Bap. 493 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,870 -[Tina] Oh, my face. -Oh, sorry, sorry. 494 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:49,582 ♪ What's with these people dissin' my dad? ♪ 495 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:53,419 ♪ Making him pay for stuff ♪ 496 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:57,173 ♪ And then my mom is done with her bra ♪ 497 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,926 ♪ She said she's had enough ♪ 498 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:05,181 ♪ Whoo-whoo And we stole the trophy ♪ 499 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,934 ♪ Whoo-whoo Gave it to our daddy ♪ 500 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:14,231 [vocalizing] 501 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:18,861 ♪ I'm Augustus Weezer III Oh, oh, and you're not ♪