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Hey, Mom, can you pass
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the cereal? I'm gonna have seconds.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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I gotta eat a good
breakfast because I want to
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have enough energy for
Chelsea's party tonight.
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- It's a dance party.
- Yes, you've mentioned that.
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Quite a few times. A million times.
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I'm still confused.
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Isn't Chelsea the girl
you think is kinda scary?
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Scariest girl in the world.
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Except for that one Spice
Girl. I forget her name.
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Yeah, but I'm still going to her party.
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I mean, it's a dance
party that's not at school,
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so no chaperones.
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But Chelsea's parents are
gonna be there, right? Tina?
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Yeah, they'll be there, but I heard
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they're gonna be
upstairs most of the time
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because Chelsea told
them they had to be.
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So there's been a lot of
talk about UB at this party.
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- UB?
- Upper butt.
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The upper part of the butt area.
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Okay.
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So, you know how when two
people are slow dancing
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and sometimes their
hands move a little bit
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and there's some consensual
upper butt touching?
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- Yup, got it.
- I mean, this is gonna be
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my first UB and I'm
feeling pretty excited.
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To get some UB,
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and to give some.
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- Dad, are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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Aw, I remember we used to have dances
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at the rec center every Saturday night.
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The best part was that everybody danced.
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The cools, the nerds, the jocks,
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everybody just dancing
until their legs fell off.
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It sounds like maybe
you were doing it wrong?
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Oh, and Jimmy Jr.'s gonna be there.
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He's been sick all week, but last night,
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I saw that he replied
"yes" on the e-vite.
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He wrote, "I'm gonna rest up today
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and beat this sinus
infection so my feet can fly."
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I think that's exactly
what Julia Stiles says
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at the end of Save the Last Dance.
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So, Chelsea asked Nikki
Bernstein to put together
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the playlist for the party and
Nikki texted me the whole list.
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There's gonna be three slow songs.
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That means three chances for UB,
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which is, like, so much UB.
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It's a B-load of UB.
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Wait. Why can't it be all slow songs?
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More UB bang for your buck?
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Because, Tina, mmm,
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it's a delicate balance.
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If you do all slow songs,
there's no fast dancing,
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no anticipation.
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It has to be three songs, Tina.
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- Okay, okay.
- And the last one
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- is gonna be "Sweet Love Sugar."
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. That's like a
six-minute-long song, Tina.
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It starts slow and then it
gets more and more intense,
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and hands just start moving all over.
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They can't help it.
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Amateurs will hear the song speeding up
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and they'll start fast dancing.
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And they'll be like, "Oh, this
is a fast dance now, I guess."
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And just do that.
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- But Tina?
- Yeah?
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- If you stay slow dancing...
- Yeah?
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... if you stay in that clinch...
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- Yeah?
- ... you will
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- touch each other's upper butt.
- Damn.
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Nikki said it's the
last song of the night
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and it's gonna come on right
after "Funky Farmer Fred."
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Good to know, good to know.
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Uh... ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
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Hello? The bell
went ring-a-ling.
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- Didn't you hear it?
- Oh, yep. Heh-heh. Off to class.
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- Careful, I just mopped there.
- Whoa!
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I'm fine.
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Hey, guys. One burger
of the day, please.
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- I'm starving.
- Hey, Teddy.
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Teddy, we missed you at lunch.
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It's, like, 6:00.
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Yeah, I couldn't get
away from this job today.
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I got so hungry.
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The only thing I've had all
day was two huge burritos.
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- Mmm.
- Hello, my little basement birds.
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How's Palletsville?
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Palletropolis.
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Palletropolis, Mother.
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It was revitalizing.
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We should have our
corporate retreats there.
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What's a Palletropolis?
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Someone left a bunch of wooden pallets
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in the alley by the dumpster last night.
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Some idiot left them.
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And these guys decided to take them
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and put them in the basement.
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Oh. No, no, no. No, no, no. No.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Whoa. Okay, you and Dad
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- were building stuff, too.
- You were?
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Well, yeah. We were. A little.
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It got kinda slow here this afternoon.
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We turned it into a competition.
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- A building competition?
- Yeah.
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Mom built a throne, and
Dad built, um, something.
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You guys just didn't
understand my piece,
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'cause you don't know
anything about art.
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And we built Palletropolis.
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The kids won. The voting was rigged.
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And as part of the winner's ceremony
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you're gonna take the pallets
back out to the alley, right?
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- Uh, yeah, I'm not sure.
- Mmm, we'll see.
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My back hurts.
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No, no, no, no, no. 'Cause you agreed,
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and the trash truck is
coming tomorrow morning,
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and that stuff is trash.
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- How dare you!
- Wait.
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The competition can't be over yet.
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I want to build something.
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You want to build a pallet thingy?
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Yeah, of course I do. I'm a handyman.
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It's what I do! It's who I am!
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- Okay, easy, Teddy. Easy.
- Okay, all right.
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Sorry, Bob, but if I don't
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win this competition, so help me...
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Okay, okay, you can build a thing.
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Great. I'm gonna go get
my tools from the truck.
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And my coffee thermos.
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And my hand lotion. I'm a little dry.
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Okay, but we're gonna have to
close up soon. Just a reminder.
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Okay, Bob. Hi, Tina. Fancy.
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- Thank you.
- Aw, look at you.
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Hold me closer, Tina Dancer.
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- Did you ever get ahold of Jimmy Jr.?
- No.
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I tried calling and texting
on the emergency phone,
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but I didn't hear back.
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Maybe my plan of asking
him for a verbal agreement
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to dance with me to all the slow songs
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wasn't the most romantic
thing in the world.
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You wanted him to RSVP to your UB?
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- Yeah. Upper butt.
- Uh, yes, I know.
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- I'm gonna touch the upper part...
- Yup. Yup.
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-... of his butt.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Tina, I get it.
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- And he's gonna touch the upper...
- Please. No more.
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Pretty good energy in here.
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Seeing some of the
kids brushed their hair.
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Seeing some tucked-in shirts.
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No parents in sight.
This is our house now.
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Oh, there's Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea.
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Um, talk to her later, probably.
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It's like somebody put chum in the water
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and it's a room full of hungry
whatever animals eat chum.
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- Chum-panzees?
- Yeah.
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Well, except for him.
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And her. And him.
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More UB for us. Okay,
everybody, go, go, go.
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Ow!
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- Jimmy Jr.
- Hey, Tina.
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Sorry I didn't text you back.
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I was resting up for tonight.
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I had my phone off so I
could get restorative sleep.
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No problem.
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Um, hey, I have a question for you...
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♪ Stir the pot ♪
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♪ The butter's gonna burn ♪
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♪ Stir the pot... ♪
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Oh, ha-ha. Fun song.
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Um. Just... I was...
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♪ Stir the pot, the
butter's gonna burn... ♪
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Uh, I'll check back in a bit.
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It's been so long. And really loud.
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Is he making sweet
love to a Chevy Malibu?
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Wait, power tools?
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Automatically disqualified, right?
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Oh, yeah. We just had, like,
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rubber bands and
chewed-up gum to work with.
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So, Jimmy Jr., while I have you...
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- All right!
- Oh, yeah!
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Zeke! Zeke!
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So, yeah, when a slow song comes on,
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- do you wanna, um...
- Go! Go!
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Um, okay, let's talk later.
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You see me out there?
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- Boy, I was good.
- Yeah.
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I was feeling totally uninhibited.
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Love this.
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The first slow song. Hey, Jimmy J...
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Oh. Am I, like, really sweaty?
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Ugh, why is my arm wet?
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Oh, my God. Am I
sweaty on my upper butt?
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Oh, yes. Very wet.
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That is very wet.
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Oh, my God. Laundry room. Yes.
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I can go dry my skirt real quick
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and then I'll just, uh,
catch Jimmy Jr. on the...
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on the next slow song.
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Okay. Good plan.
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- Snack time.
- I love snacks.
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- All right.
- I'm gonna eat so many potato chips.
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Best night ever!
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So many buttons.
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Okay, phew.
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Yes.
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No! The dryer door won't open!
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What the... stuck?
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Please open.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, h-hey, Tina. Uh...
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Hi, Sam.
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So, cool story.
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I kinda sweat through my skirt,
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and, uh, I put it in the dryer
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and now the dryer door won't open.
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Um. So what are you doing in here?
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Um, nothing. I'm not hiding or anything,
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'cause who hides at
a party? That's weird.
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That'd be super weird.
No, I'm f... I'm fine.
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- Okay.
- Okay, I'm kinda sorta hiding,
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but not from, like, anyone specific.
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It's just more like hiding from,
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uh, everything that's
going on out there?
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Is it okay if we don't
talk about it, actually?
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Oh, yeah. Um, hey, do you think
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maybe you could help
me with the dryer door?
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Oh, sure.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, no dice, home slice.
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I'm very sorry I said that.
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What am I gonna do?
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Hey, uh, maybe I could go find Chelsea
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and maybe she could help?
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Okay, maybe...
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♪ ♪- Yeah.
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There she is.
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Hey, Chelsea, some soda
spilled over there...
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Boo! I'm dancing, so no. Bye.
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Okay, yeah. I just... I'm-I'm going.
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Um, you know what? Maybe we just
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- try the dryer door again?
- Yeah, good idea.
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Okay, just a few more steps.
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Don't look yet, don't look yet.
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Okay, now look.
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- Wow. - Oh, my God.
- What?
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Trash Pallet Bob's.
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- Yup.
- I love it.
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Damn it. I guess you win.
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This is better. Even though you cheated
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- by being really good at this.
- Yes!
254
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In your faces! I win! I'm the winner!
255
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I mean, thank you. Thanks a lot, Louise.
256
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It is really impressive.
257
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Should we take it down?
258
00:08:42,596 --> 00:08:43,704
- What? - What?
- Oh.
259
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'Cause, you know, it's
past closing time and...
260
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I never ate my burger.
261
00:08:48,043 --> 00:08:49,323
Let's serve it to him down here.
262
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- In Trash Pallet Bob's.
- Ooh.
263
00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,456
Really? That would be, like,
a lifelong dream come true.
264
00:08:54,550 --> 00:08:55,929
Teddy, you just did this.
265
00:08:55,954 --> 00:08:58,472
Yeah, no, I know, but I didn't know
266
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it was my lifelong dream
until I got started.
267
00:09:00,447 --> 00:09:02,233
But we might as well enjoy it, right?
268
00:09:02,258 --> 00:09:04,017
- Well, we did.
- Oh, come on, Bob.
269
00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:05,467
Don't be a pallet pooper.
270
00:09:05,492 --> 00:09:06,704
Yeah, Dad, the upstairs restaurant
271
00:09:06,729 --> 00:09:07,953
never has to know about this.
272
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Okay, fine.
273
00:09:09,456 --> 00:09:11,560
- Yes!
- Yay! We get to watch Teddy
274
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eat a burger in our basement.
275
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,771
It's not the first time,
but it's always interesting.
276
00:09:14,795 --> 00:09:16,904
♪ Burger in the basement. ♪
277
00:09:17,969 --> 00:09:19,199
I give up.
278
00:09:19,224 --> 00:09:20,544
- I don't know what to do.
- Whew.
279
00:09:20,634 --> 00:09:22,725
Yeah, uh, that felt like
a long time to do that.
280
00:09:22,894 --> 00:09:25,039
I need to get out of here. I
can't miss another slow song.
281
00:09:25,063 --> 00:09:26,539
Yeah, yeah. Totally. Totally.
282
00:09:26,564 --> 00:09:28,392
Uh, Sam, you don't have to stay here
283
00:09:28,417 --> 00:09:30,285
and suffer with me. You should go.
284
00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:31,521
Yeah...
285
00:09:31,546 --> 00:09:32,879
Wait, why are you hiding...
286
00:09:32,904 --> 00:09:35,007
Um, I mean, taking a
long break in here again?
287
00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:37,550
Well, I... It's kind of embarrassing.
288
00:09:37,575 --> 00:09:38,885
I'm wearing a towel,
289
00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:40,405
so I'm pretty familiar
with embarrassing.
290
00:09:40,429 --> 00:09:41,980
Right. Well, I'm, um...
291
00:09:42,005 --> 00:09:45,250
I'm just, like, not really
sure how to be out there.
292
00:09:45,275 --> 00:09:47,492
You know? Like, I'm not much
of a dancer, like, at all,
293
00:09:47,511 --> 00:09:49,523
and I heard there was
gonna be slow dancing,
294
00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,306
and after I heard that, I started having
295
00:09:51,331 --> 00:09:52,475
what I thought was, I'm pretty
sure, like a heart attack
296
00:09:52,499 --> 00:09:54,015
or something? Just a-a tightness.
297
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,593
- Oh.
- Yeah, and then I thought, you know, well,
298
00:09:55,618 --> 00:09:57,042
I just won't ask anyone to dance,
299
00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:58,477
and I'll just hang out near
the snacks and that'll be fine.
300
00:09:58,502 --> 00:09:59,555
But then I thought, you
know, what if somebody
301
00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:00,912
asks me to dance? And I'm not gonna
302
00:10:00,937 --> 00:10:02,205
hurt somebody's feelings,
so, no, I would have to
303
00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:04,076
do it, right? But then
if it's a slow dance,
304
00:10:04,101 --> 00:10:05,486
and I mean, I don't know
where to put my hands
305
00:10:05,511 --> 00:10:06,766
or where to look or to
like, where to breathe
306
00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,008
or like, what to say
to each other, like...
307
00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:09,457
Or do we not talk? Like, nobody told me
308
00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:11,469
any of that, so it's like,
what is going to happen?
309
00:10:11,494 --> 00:10:13,266
What's gonna happen? So I
thought, you know, if I...
310
00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:15,194
wanted to come, and I thought
that maybe I did want to come,
311
00:10:15,219 --> 00:10:16,846
but I don't know what made me
think that I could handle it.
312
00:10:16,871 --> 00:10:17,890
And maybe I think I'm
just gonna never go to
313
00:10:17,915 --> 00:10:19,131
another party again. Yeah.
314
00:10:19,257 --> 00:10:21,014
Oh. And I mean, the whole UB thing
315
00:10:21,039 --> 00:10:23,505
is probably difficult to navigate, too.
316
00:10:23,530 --> 00:10:24,696
What's UB?
317
00:10:24,715 --> 00:10:26,116
- Upper butt?
- What is that? Wh...
318
00:10:26,141 --> 00:10:27,649
Is that a thing? Is that... What?
319
00:10:27,674 --> 00:10:29,323
No. Never mind, never
mind. Not a thing at all.
320
00:10:29,348 --> 00:10:32,807
- Oh, it's a cat.
- Yeah, it's just a cat.
321
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,477
Uh, I guess if we're
gonna be trapped in here,
322
00:10:34,502 --> 00:10:36,555
it's nice to have a cute little
kitty... Okay, it's pooping
323
00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:38,338
- in the litter box...
- Oh. Oh...
324
00:10:38,363 --> 00:10:40,074
Does that look normal?
325
00:10:40,099 --> 00:10:42,375
He's definitely not
regular. Oh, that's strong.
326
00:10:42,469 --> 00:10:44,819
I can smell it through
my fingers, somehow.
327
00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,902
I'm just gonna try the
dryer again real quick.
328
00:10:46,927 --> 00:10:48,093
Nope, still stuck. Cool.
329
00:10:48,118 --> 00:10:50,285
- Cool, cool.
- That cat is not okay.
330
00:10:50,729 --> 00:10:52,009
We shouldn't be doing this.
331
00:10:52,034 --> 00:10:54,000
I'm reheating Teddy's
burger, but I'm not singing
332
00:10:54,078 --> 00:10:56,078
the "Congratulations,
You're the Best Builder" song
333
00:10:56,097 --> 00:10:57,792
that he wanted us to sing.
334
00:10:57,817 --> 00:10:59,575
I'll sing it. You do
the beat-boxing part.
335
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,894
I'm gonna lock up and flip the sign.
336
00:11:00,918 --> 00:11:02,008
Hey, Dalton.
337
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,528
Linda. Oh, my God, are
you guys still open?
338
00:11:04,553 --> 00:11:06,243
We were looking for a good binner spot.
339
00:11:06,268 --> 00:11:08,751
Binner is the meal after
dinner, but before bed.
340
00:11:08,776 --> 00:11:09,976
I invented it, you're welcome.
341
00:11:10,094 --> 00:11:11,995
Aw, no, sorry, we're closed.
342
00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:14,613
But I smell food. And alcohol,
but that might be from me.
343
00:11:14,765 --> 00:11:16,243
No, the food's for
downstairs. We're just...
344
00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:18,335
Eating in our new secret
underground restaurant.
345
00:11:18,486 --> 00:11:19,483
Wait, you have a secret
346
00:11:19,507 --> 00:11:20,989
- underground restaurant?
- Yeah.
347
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,416
I didn't read about this.
Did I read about this?
348
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,030
-No.
-No, right? Did you post anywhere?
349
00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:27,109
Eatumups? GobbleGossip?
NumnumDinnerdog? ChowYouDoing?
350
00:11:27,128 --> 00:11:28,719
- No, very secret.
- Louise. No.
351
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,371
You guys, I love this so
much. Love the secrecy.
352
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,444
I won't tell anyone except
the people I just texted.
353
00:11:33,469 --> 00:11:34,374
What?
354
00:11:34,399 --> 00:11:36,608
But it's already, like,
impossible to get in.
355
00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:38,373
- So, yeah.
- Of course. I totally get it.
356
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,397
But get me two tables
or I'll die right here
357
00:11:40,422 --> 00:11:42,279
- and you'll have to dispose of my body.
- Yeah, yeah.
358
00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:45,213
I'll see what I can do. Let
me talk to my manager. Mom?
359
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,405
Maybe.
360
00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:48,188
Uh, Bob?
361
00:11:48,213 --> 00:11:50,218
Uh, um, I-I...
362
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,683
Oh my God, thank you so much.
Some of my party's arriving late
363
00:11:52,728 --> 00:11:54,394
and we'll need extra
settings at the table.
364
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,396
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
365
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,640
Oh, my God.
366
00:11:57,658 --> 00:12:00,567
Okay. This belt I made
out of what I think
367
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:04,457
are Chelsea's dad's dirty socks
should hold the towel in place.
368
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:05,958
And it looks okay, right?
369
00:12:05,983 --> 00:12:06,740
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
370
00:12:07,014 --> 00:12:08,294
I mean, it seems fashion-forward.
371
00:12:08,319 --> 00:12:10,221
I'm going with it and I'm
gonna get back out there.
372
00:12:10,245 --> 00:12:11,987
And Sam, you should,
too. I mean, honestly,
373
00:12:12,006 --> 00:12:13,446
what's the worst that could go wrong?
374
00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:15,134
Uh... Yeah, I don't know,
375
00:12:15,159 --> 00:12:16,412
I guess I could be dancing with someone
376
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,160
and then I step on her
foot and break her toe.
377
00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:19,640
Or what if I accidentally
touch that pressure point
378
00:12:19,664 --> 00:12:20,974
on the back of someone's shoulders
379
00:12:20,998 --> 00:12:22,589
that just makes them,
like, fall down dead?
380
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:23,754
- That could happen?
- Yeah, I don't know! Probably!
381
00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:25,570
Oh no! The second slow song! I'm going.
382
00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:27,020
Uh, okay. Uh, have fun.
383
00:12:27,045 --> 00:12:29,214
Uh, honestly, Sam, you
shouldn't stay in here
384
00:12:29,239 --> 00:12:31,575
with Chelsea's dad's dirty
laundry and the cat poop
385
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,986
that looks like the cat has
major digestive problems.
386
00:12:34,011 --> 00:12:35,268
How has the smell gotten worse?
387
00:12:35,526 --> 00:12:37,994
All right, I-I'm gonna try to scoop it.
388
00:12:39,614 --> 00:12:42,252
That, uh, doesn't look like
the right way to scoop poop.
389
00:12:42,277 --> 00:12:43,605
I mean, I'm pretty
sure you're not supposed
390
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,383
to close your eyes and turn your head?
391
00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:48,167
Uh... Here, I'll, uh,
I'll help you real quick.
392
00:12:48,192 --> 00:12:50,209
- Ah. Thanks.
- Just need to grab a baggie.
393
00:12:50,505 --> 00:12:53,839
Oh, my God, it really smells.
394
00:12:55,739 --> 00:12:58,692
Uh... Is... How's it going?
395
00:12:58,717 --> 00:13:00,734
Great.
396
00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:02,272
Uh, towel falling!
397
00:13:03,322 --> 00:13:05,776
- Oh, my God.
- No!
398
00:13:05,801 --> 00:13:07,801
Oh, no.
399
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,728
Hey, hey, um, well, uh, the good news is
400
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,304
you can wash it off 'cause
we're in a laundry room.
401
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,398
Um, but then I don't
know if you'll be able
402
00:13:13,423 --> 00:13:14,785
to dry it, 'cause... you know.
403
00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:22,868
Okay, so I think I washed
most of the cat diarrhea
404
00:13:22,893 --> 00:13:24,572
off my shirt, so that's good.
405
00:13:24,597 --> 00:13:26,131
But it is very, very wet.
406
00:13:26,156 --> 00:13:28,874
Ugh. This is when a dryer
with a door that opens
407
00:13:28,899 --> 00:13:30,082
- comes in handy.
- Yup, yup.
408
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:31,802
And sure, I could change
into a different shirt,
409
00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:33,827
if anyone in Chelsea's
family ever washed them.
410
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:36,618
This basket is all socks
and towels and underwear!
411
00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:38,050
Who wears this much underwear?!
412
00:13:38,075 --> 00:13:40,464
Tina, do you want me to go
get Chelsea's mom and dad?
413
00:13:40,489 --> 00:13:43,081
- And maybe they can help?
- Eh, then I'd be the person
414
00:13:43,106 --> 00:13:44,727
who brings Chelsea's parents downstairs,
415
00:13:44,752 --> 00:13:47,155
which will make everyone sad
and might make Chelsea murder me?
416
00:13:47,179 --> 00:13:48,161
So, maybe not?
417
00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:50,014
Uh...
418
00:13:50,045 --> 00:13:51,550
I really got to get out there
419
00:13:51,575 --> 00:13:53,166
before "Sweet Love Sugar" comes on.
420
00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:55,372
Eh! Got to stretch my hammies.
421
00:13:55,397 --> 00:13:56,912
Gotta keep it loose, goose!
422
00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:59,581
These pants might look tight,
but they're actually really stretchy.
423
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,106
Wait for me, Jimmy Jr.'s upper butt.
424
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,389
Wait for me.
425
00:14:02,581 --> 00:14:05,415
Here are your burgers.
Kind of a pallet cleanser.
426
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,681
Right? Get it? 'Cause of the pallets?
427
00:14:07,706 --> 00:14:09,145
Oh!
428
00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:11,286
Linda, I have a splinter in my butt
429
00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:12,671
and that's a compliment. I mean it.
430
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:14,849
- Thank you.
- Sorry about the splinter.
431
00:14:14,874 --> 00:14:16,707
I-I wanted to sand the seats,
432
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,519
but I had to hang these
lights, too, you know?
433
00:14:18,544 --> 00:14:21,567
There was just so much pressure
to get it done and open, right?
434
00:14:21,592 --> 00:14:23,559
Dalton, we usually charge for splinters,
435
00:14:23,584 --> 00:14:24,824
but for you, it's on the house.
436
00:14:24,849 --> 00:14:26,682
- But tweezers cost extra.
- Hey, guys?
437
00:14:26,707 --> 00:14:28,224
Uh, please send up the new orders
438
00:14:28,249 --> 00:14:30,680
as soon as you can so we
can not do this anymore.
439
00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:34,374
I'm not sure an underground
restaurant is exactly... legal.
440
00:14:34,393 --> 00:14:37,135
So, we should probably keep
that in mind. Thank you.
441
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,327
Okay! Hi, welcome to Trash Pallet Bob's.
442
00:14:40,352 --> 00:14:42,594
Everyone had their tetanus
shots? You'll be fine.
443
00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:45,911
Ugh, my shirt is still so
wet. Air drying is a myth.
444
00:14:45,936 --> 00:14:48,457
Okay, I'm thinking
maybe I can make a shirt
445
00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:50,465
out of Chelsea's dad's underwear?
446
00:14:50,484 --> 00:14:51,633
Sew them together with...
447
00:14:51,652 --> 00:14:53,301
- my hair, maybe?
- Y-Yeah... ?
448
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,562
Ugh! I just wish I could
start this whole night over
449
00:14:55,581 --> 00:14:57,322
and not drench my skirt in sweat
450
00:14:57,347 --> 00:14:58,749
and not get it stuck in
the world's worst dryer!
451
00:14:58,774 --> 00:14:59,791
And not fall boobs-first
452
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,240
into the most disgusting
litter box ever!
453
00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:02,731
W-W-W-Wait. Uh, "start over."
454
00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:03,880
What if... What if, um...
455
00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:05,480
What if we unplug the dryer
456
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,891
and then we just plug it
back in and restart it?
457
00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:08,059
Like, you know, when
you restart a computer?
458
00:15:08,084 --> 00:15:09,403
Yup. Let's try it. Where's the plug?
459
00:15:09,428 --> 00:15:10,668
Wh-Wh-Wh... Where's the plug?
460
00:15:10,693 --> 00:15:12,453
Uh, uh, oh! Here. Uh,
I-I can see the outlet.
461
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,388
Let me just see if I can reach it, uh...
462
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:17,763
Oh, God.
463
00:15:17,788 --> 00:15:20,639
Oh, wow. Oh, this is harder
than I thought.
464
00:15:20,664 --> 00:15:23,332
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm good. I'm fine.
465
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:26,283
Ah! Ha-ha! I got it.
Plugging it back in...
466
00:15:27,424 --> 00:15:29,183
Oh, wow. Oh, God.
467
00:15:30,658 --> 00:15:32,233
Oh, my God, it opened!
468
00:15:32,258 --> 00:15:34,091
Sam, you're a genius! Thank you!
469
00:15:34,116 --> 00:15:35,442
Oh, yeah, you're welcome.
470
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:36,778
Wow, that's the hardest
thing I've ever done.
471
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,377
I'm gonna change back into this
472
00:15:38,402 --> 00:15:40,267
and I'm gonna throw this
baby in on tumble dry.
473
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:42,275
And then it's time to
get on the UB train.
474
00:15:42,294 --> 00:15:44,536
Next stop... Upper Butts-sylvannia.
475
00:15:44,561 --> 00:15:45,876
I'm very happy for you.
476
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,257
You mind turning that way while I change
477
00:15:47,282 --> 00:15:48,448
into my skirt and dry my shirt?
478
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:49,833
Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, of course.
479
00:15:49,858 --> 00:15:51,900
Maybe I'll also just, uh,
put this box over my head.
480
00:15:51,925 --> 00:15:54,000
- I mean, you don't have to...
- And then I'll just hum, so I...
481
00:15:54,025 --> 00:15:55,507
- so I can't hear anything.
- Uh...
482
00:15:55,532 --> 00:15:57,606
Okay.
483
00:15:59,305 --> 00:16:01,771
So sorry, we're full right now,
484
00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:03,205
but my hand has room...
485
00:16:03,723 --> 00:16:05,960
Oh! I'm being told a
table just opened up.
486
00:16:05,985 --> 00:16:08,587
- Because of the money.
- Right this way.
487
00:16:08,612 --> 00:16:10,873
It smells, uh, sort of
like mildew down there.
488
00:16:10,898 --> 00:16:13,306
- I hope you mil-don't mind.
- Oh, my God.
489
00:16:13,325 --> 00:16:15,659
It's the hottest place in
town, it smells like garbage,
490
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,536
and no one has done this
before. And this guy built it.
491
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,549
Teddy Handimahn. Am I saying that right?
492
00:16:20,574 --> 00:16:24,168
Oh, no, I-I was just saying
that I'm a handyman, but yeah.
493
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,102
- Is that the bathroom?
- That's the walk-in freezer.
494
00:16:26,127 --> 00:16:28,223
Love it! Come on, you
guys. Just so you know,
495
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,856
we're definitely not
going in there to do drugs.
496
00:16:29,881 --> 00:16:31,806
All right, sounds good.
Nice talking to you.
497
00:16:32,056 --> 00:16:33,958
- Good as new, right?
- Yeah, you can't see the poop anymore.
498
00:16:33,983 --> 00:16:35,870
Unless you know where to look,
in which case you might see,
499
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,147
like, a really faint
outline of the poop,
500
00:16:37,172 --> 00:16:38,841
but it's pretty dark in
there, so you'll be fine.
501
00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:40,377
No one's gonna know you're
wearing a diarrhea shirt.
502
00:16:40,402 --> 00:16:41,326
Great.
503
00:16:41,351 --> 00:16:42,592
"Funky Farmer Fred."
504
00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:44,186
Next song is "Sweet Love
Sugar." Perfect timing.
505
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,302
Here we go.
506
00:16:45,749 --> 00:16:48,318
Sam, are you sure you
don't want to come out
507
00:16:48,343 --> 00:16:50,101
and join the party?
It's close to the end.
508
00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:52,006
You can hide in the shadows and, um,
509
00:16:52,031 --> 00:16:53,346
just feel like you got that far?
510
00:16:53,371 --> 00:16:55,843
Uh, yeah. Um, I'll be out
in a minute. You go ahead.
511
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:57,759
I-I... You've got... upper butt brain.
512
00:16:57,778 --> 00:17:00,370
Damn straight. Uh, see you out there.
513
00:17:04,135 --> 00:17:06,969
Huh. So, he's not gonna come out.
514
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:11,201
But it's time for T to get some UB.
515
00:17:14,507 --> 00:17:17,014
When this song
ends, it's "Sweet Love Sugar" time.
516
00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:20,442
- Tina! Where have you been?
- Ah!
517
00:17:20,467 --> 00:17:21,507
Did you go outside to fart
518
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:22,687
so no one would know it was you?
519
00:17:22,711 --> 00:17:24,263
I would never do that.
520
00:17:24,288 --> 00:17:25,620
Sorry, Tammy, I'm just
gonna dance past you...
521
00:17:25,639 --> 00:17:27,456
No, you're not. No, you're not.
522
00:17:27,474 --> 00:17:29,140
- No, you're not.
- Move it!
523
00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:31,574
- Oh, my God!
- Whoo! Haa-hoo!
524
00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,303
That one got my blood pumping.
525
00:17:33,328 --> 00:17:35,570
My whole body's, like, tingling.
526
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,220
I remember we used to have dances
527
00:17:40,245 --> 00:17:42,197
at the rec center every Saturday night.
528
00:17:42,222 --> 00:17:45,181
The best part was that everybody danced.
529
00:17:51,007 --> 00:17:55,051
Oh, hey, you're back. Did you...
sweat through your skirt again?
530
00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:56,296
That was... That was really fast.
531
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,968
You, uh, didn't come out.
532
00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:00,074
Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna wait until
533
00:18:00,099 --> 00:18:01,840
people start to leave and then slip out.
534
00:18:01,865 --> 00:18:03,865
Um, s-still gonna be
a fun memory, right?
535
00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:05,320
It's a... big success.
536
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,248
- Sam, come out there and dance with me.
- What?
537
00:18:07,272 --> 00:18:08,726
- Yeah, come on.
- But, uh...
538
00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:11,000
Sam, w-we're just two
people who are gonna dance.
539
00:18:11,025 --> 00:18:13,109
But what about your UB plans?
540
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,571
No, no, no. No UB.
541
00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:16,113
Don't UB worried about that.
542
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,305
- Uh...
- Sam, it's gonna be okay,
543
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,496
I promise.
544
00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:21,646
Sorry, my hand's a little...
It's a... It's a lot...
545
00:18:21,671 --> 00:18:23,746
- It's very sweaty.
- So is mine. So is mine.
546
00:18:23,807 --> 00:18:24,864
Oh. Yeah, it is.
547
00:18:25,096 --> 00:18:27,430
How does music get on
these things, anyway?
548
00:18:27,455 --> 00:18:29,547
- It's like magic.
- I know!
549
00:18:31,756 --> 00:18:34,090
♪ Chocolate ice cream on... ♪
550
00:18:34,115 --> 00:18:36,207
Oh, God, I'm doing it. I'm dancing.
551
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:37,594
And you're good at it, too.
552
00:18:37,619 --> 00:18:39,136
Ah, I know you're just saying that.
553
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,403
I'm stepping on your foot right now.
554
00:18:40,428 --> 00:18:42,024
- I heard it crack.
- I'm okay.
555
00:18:42,049 --> 00:18:43,974
- Hey, thanks, Tina.
- No big deal.
556
00:18:44,201 --> 00:18:46,346
You know, I-I think I kind of
like slow dancing a little bit.
557
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,347
Oh. Oh, God, the fast part.
558
00:18:48,372 --> 00:18:50,038
Oh, I was just getting
used to the slow part.
559
00:18:50,057 --> 00:18:51,577
No, no. The fast part's gonna be great.
560
00:18:51,602 --> 00:18:53,628
Don't think about it, just go with it.
561
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,520
Hah! Hah! Hah! Yeah!
562
00:19:03,329 --> 00:19:05,311
Um, I-I know I was, uh...
563
00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:07,299
slightly against this idea,
564
00:19:07,324 --> 00:19:09,315
but I think we made more money down here
565
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,553
than we did upstairs all day.
566
00:19:10,577 --> 00:19:12,318
"Slightly against it"? Dad...
567
00:19:12,338 --> 00:19:14,412
I, like, came around, like, immediately.
568
00:19:14,437 --> 00:19:16,398
- Mm-hmm.
- It'd be crazy to leave this up
569
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,106
and do it again tomorrow, right?
570
00:19:18,131 --> 00:19:20,222
Oh, I don't know... I'd leave it up.
571
00:19:20,247 --> 00:19:22,478
Hey, this crumb keeps
moving. Oh, it's a bug.
572
00:19:22,503 --> 00:19:24,002
Oh, wait, there are a couple of bugs.
573
00:19:24,027 --> 00:19:25,884
- Where? - There.
- Oh, yeah.
574
00:19:25,909 --> 00:19:28,185
Sometimes bark beetles
live in wooden pallets.
575
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,571
- They lay their eggs in them.
- Oh, God.
576
00:19:29,596 --> 00:19:31,930
Uh, I see an egg sac under this one.
577
00:19:31,955 --> 00:19:32,955
Yeah, egg sac here, too.
578
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:34,814
Oh, God! They're everywhere!
579
00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:37,189
Okay. Uh, let's see how
fast we can take these out.
580
00:19:37,214 --> 00:19:38,494
- Yep, yep. - Oh, boy.
- Let's go.
581
00:19:38,519 --> 00:19:40,275
- Let's go, let's go.
- Yup, yup. - Mm-hmm.
582
00:19:40,826 --> 00:19:42,826
I did it. I danced at a dance party.
583
00:19:42,851 --> 00:19:44,943
Yeah! You danced till
your legs fell off.
584
00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:46,830
- Oh, my God, did I?
- No, sorry. Figure of speech.
585
00:19:46,855 --> 00:19:49,021
Hey, there's a empty
chair next to Jimmy Jr.
586
00:19:49,046 --> 00:19:51,835
I mean, it's not, you know,
UB, but it's something, right?
587
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,595
Like, EC? Empty chair?
588
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,799
Oh, yeah. EC for me.
589
00:19:55,824 --> 00:19:57,249
Oh. My mom's here, I got to go.
590
00:19:57,274 --> 00:19:58,794
Uh, bye, Chelsea. Thanks for having me.
591
00:19:58,819 --> 00:20:00,147
Great party, check on your
cat, I think he might be sick.
592
00:20:00,172 --> 00:20:01,671
His stools are very irregular. Bye.
593
00:20:01,696 --> 00:20:02,861
Bye, Sam.
594
00:20:02,886 --> 00:20:04,698
You okay, Jimmy Jr.? You look wiped out.
595
00:20:04,723 --> 00:20:07,966
Yeah. I guess I wasn't totally
over my sinus infection.
596
00:20:08,118 --> 00:20:09,951
But I really left it all out there.
597
00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:11,544
Did-did you have fun tonight?
598
00:20:11,622 --> 00:20:14,185
Yeah, in a different way than I thought.
599
00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:17,717
Oof. Can I rest my head on
your shoulder for a second?
600
00:20:17,736 --> 00:20:21,796
- Oh, uh, yeah, go-go ahead.
- Thanks.
601
00:20:21,815 --> 00:20:23,055
Do you have any soup?
602
00:20:23,075 --> 00:20:25,817
- Uh, I don't.
- That's okay.
603
00:20:25,842 --> 00:20:28,371
♪ Whenever I'm with you ♪
604
00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:30,229
♪ I'm wearin' a grin ♪
605
00:20:30,249 --> 00:20:32,082
♪ I never want to leave this place ♪
606
00:20:32,159 --> 00:20:34,066
♪ Especially since you've got ♪
607
00:20:34,086 --> 00:20:36,753
♪ A chocolate goatee on your chin ♪
608
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,738
♪ Chocolate all over your face ♪
609
00:20:38,763 --> 00:20:40,855
♪ So happy you're the one I chose ♪
610
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,554
♪ Gonna put some chocolate
ice cream on your nose ♪
611
00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:47,724
♪ When I'm with you,
my feelings soar ♪
612
00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:50,744
♪ Don't even care if
it clogs my pores ♪
613
00:20:50,769 --> 00:20:53,544
♪ Won't you give me
some sweet love sugar? ♪
614
00:20:53,697 --> 00:20:55,772
♪ Oh, sweet love sugar ♪
615
00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:57,423
♪ Ooh-ooh, sweet... ♪
616
00:20:57,443 --> 00:21:01,835
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