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Good morning, family.
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Someone's in a good mood.
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Gene, you got a real
spring in your sneaker.
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- And a stench in his bench.
- Thank you.
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So, you know how I signed up
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for the Ultimate Online
Songwriting Showdown?
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Online songwriting contest.
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That's probably how
the Beatles got started.
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Mm-hmm. Well, last night in my dream,
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I wrote the perfect song
from beginning to end,
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and I'm gonna submit it.
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- Wow. Really?
- Yeah.
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Turns out my subconscious
is super helpful.
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- And I'm assuming also super tan.
- That's great.
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- How does the song go?
- Yeah. Give us a taste.
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Uh... oh, my god, I can't remember!
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Wait.
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No, that's not it. Shoot.
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Didn't you have that other
song you were working on?
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The one about zebras
wearing bras or something?
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"Brazebras"? Ah, I don't
like that one anymore.
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It's too mainstream.
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You also had that one
about what it would be like
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if tater tots had legs.
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Oh, yeah, so provocative.
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No, I want to submit the
song I wrote in my dream.
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It was amazing, but...
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What was it? I can't remember.
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Well, what was the rest
of your dream about?
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Maybe if you walk yourself through it,
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- you'll get your song back?
- Okay. I was on a bus
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with a few other people.
It was the kind of bus
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with a bathroom on it.
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- Ooh, fancy.
- And it was
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sort of, like, a boat-bus.
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It was driving on top of the ocean.
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And it docked at this
cool little island,
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and there was a beach
volleyball game going on
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and suddenly I was in the game.
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And I was not good at it,
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but I think I showed a lot of hustle.
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And then I saw a robot,
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but it was also Ms. Merkin, somehow.
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- Makes sense.
- And then robot Ms. Merkin
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points to, like, a lighthouse type thing
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and tells me to go to the top.
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And then I climb this big staircase.
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And then, when I get to the top,
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I see my keyboard, but it's bigger
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and sparkly. And then
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I sit down and I write the best song
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I've ever written in my entire life.
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And... Aah!
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I can't remember it!
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There's always tater tots with legs.
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"Hot Tot to Trot" isn't good enough.
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I want them to hear
my song and say, "wow,
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"this song will probably
save the world someday
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"by stopping all the wars
and curing all diseases.
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Even the common cold.
And most of lupus."
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Totally reasonable expectation.
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Come on, Gene, think.
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Stop looking at me, eggs.
I'll get to you in a minute.
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Well, honey, I'm sorry
you forgot your song,
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but I'm glad you got
some sleep last night.
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'Cause I sure didn't.
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- The cricket?
- Yeah, the cricket.
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- I put my pillow over my head.
- Did you kids hear it?
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- No. - Maybe.
- Sometimes.
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The damn thing is hiding
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somewhere in our apartment.
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You're quiet now, cricket,
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but I know what you're planning.
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You're gonna sneak out
later and chirp all night.
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I kind of like it.
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But it doesn't wake me up, so, yeah.
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Mom, are you sure you're not
just hearing your nose whistle?
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That's going on at the same time.
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It's a different pitch.
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Cricket, if you're
listening to me right now,
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you're not cute, you're not cool
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and you don't have any friends here,
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so you should just leave.
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But still believe in yourself.
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Ugh. What was the
song? Was it something about
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the world, maybe? Or...
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Roller blades? Aah! Brain,
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why are you keeping this song from me?
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I thought we were bros.
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Brains, right? Wait,
what are we talking about?
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I'm trying to remember the song
I wrote in my dream last night
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and I can't, and it's the worst
thing to happen to anyone ever.
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You also said that when
mac and cheese Monday
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moved to Wednesday.
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Ah, I still don't know
what they were thinking.
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Gene, maybe there's a way
to have the same dream again?
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Like, what if tonight you
do all the exact same stuff
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- you did yesterday before bed?
- Interesting.
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Some things you did last night
I don't ever want to smell again.
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- Maybe don't redo that.
- Whatever it takes.
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I once dreamt I was wearing flip flops,
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and I never wear flip flops.
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Wow. You are wild in your dreams.
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I know. I couldn't get
back to sleep after.
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Ugh, damn cricket.
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You keep saying that. Maybe you
could just think it next time?
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Gene, explain to me again why
you wanted last night's lasagna.
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I told you, I need to recreate
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exactly what I did last night
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so I can have the same exact dream
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and remember the amazing song I wrote.
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Is that... does that work?
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Well, that's what Rudy said.
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If you have any other ideas,
Father, feel free to share them.
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I... I will.
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Finished. Now, I'm gonna change
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into last night's pajamas...
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aka my only pajamas...
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and brush my teeth
with Tina's toothbrush
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because that's what I
accidentally did last night.
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- Wait, what?
- Good night, everyone.
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It's 7:00 P.M., Gene.
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I need all the time I can get.
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This is a real "you don't
snooze, you lose" situation.
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There's the cricket again.
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- You hear him, right?
- A little.
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I kind of hear something.
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I guess I'm glad my ears are old.
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Ugh. I would pay a million dollars
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for someone to find that
cricket and get it out of here.
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Really? Tina and I could
find that cricket for you.
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- We could?
- Yeah.
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- But not kill it, right?
- No, no.
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We'll trap it, give it
a new name, new identity,
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a fresh start somewhere else.
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So, is a million, like,
a jumping-off point
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and we negotiate from there?
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If this is for real,
I'll give you a dollar.
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- Twenty dollars.
- Ten, because I'm desperate.
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And you'll split it.
That's my final offer.
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- Deal.
- Yay.
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Flipping my blanket over
so the tag tickles my face
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and annoys me, just like last night.
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And knocking over my water glass
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with just a little water in it
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and cleaning it up with
the underwear on the floor.
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And now I'll climb into bed.
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Come on, Gene, fall asleep.
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Fall asleep, fall asleep, fall asleep.
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How is this not working?
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Fall asleep, fall asleep.
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Fall asleep. Fall asleep.
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Fall asleep.
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Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
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Mmm.
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No. Not salami. Song.
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Salami. Salami. Salami. Salami.
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It's morning?
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No!
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Mr. Ambrose, where would
I find a book about dreams?
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Why are you looking for that?
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Because I wrote the
perfect song in my dream
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and I can't remember any of it.
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Well, we don't have
anything like that, sir.
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Meet me in periodicals.
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- Lucid dreaming.
- What?
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Lucid dreaming is having
control over your dreams
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- and what happens in them.
- You can do that?
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Follow me to the reference section.
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- Yes, I can do that.
- What do you lucid dream about?
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I do revenge stuff on
people who were mean to me
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in high school, some
fantasy and science fiction,
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some adult stuff I can't tell you about.
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It's hard to have the exact same
dream twice, but it's doable.
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So I could learn how
to lucid dream, too?
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You could.
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Come with me to the classics.
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Why do we have to have this meeting
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in so many different spots?
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Are we trying to shake
a tail or something?
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No, I just have to
re-shelve all these books.
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Oh. So, is there a book
about lucid dreaming?
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No, because we don't
have any good books.
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- Internet?
- Internet.
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- Can I use a computer?
- The computers here?
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Sure, if you want to get
hand, foot, and mouth disease.
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Worth it. I'm gonna lucid
dream my way to a Grammy.
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Or at least to the top of the pops.
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- Thank you, Mr. Ambrose.
- Shh! We never spoke.
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Why is this stuff all over the hallway?
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Is this a new, terrible
way of recycling?
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These are cricket traps,
dad. Really good ones.
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Yeah, breadcrumbs and sugar
covered with newspaper.
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It said online that crickets
are attracted to the food
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but then they can't get out
from under the newspaper.
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And also they have something
to read while they wait for us
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to take them outside.
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Or, if the cricket
prefers a nice bottle,
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it can try to get this food in
here and then it gets trapped.
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But why are there so many
traps? It's just one cricket.
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Whatever it takes, Bob.
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This cricket's a psychopath
and I want him out.
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Yeah, dad, we put traps everywhere...
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the hallway, kitchen,
bedrooms, bathrooms...
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this cricket's messed with the
wrong frickin' cricket hunters!
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- Hell yeah.
- Okay.
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We're pretty amped,
we drank a lot of soda
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so we could use the bottles for traps.
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Um, so there's bread and sugar
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on the floor under these
pieces of newspaper?
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Yup.
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So, we're getting rid of the
cricket but gaining a ton of ants?
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Ants don't make noise.
I'm fine with ants.
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Okay, ready for bed, and
I'm off to lucid dream
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my way to songwriting success.
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- What about dinner?
- Already had it.
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Mom made me the sleepy beepy special,
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a Turkey sandwich, a
big glass of warm milk.
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I did some wind-down
yoga, had my pre-bed pee
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and now I'm off to Dreamsachusetts.
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How do you control your dreams?
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I mean, I'm not not interested.
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It's a lot of waking yourself up
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and writing down what you just dreamt.
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I'm not exactly sure how it works.
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I like everything except
the waking yourself up
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and the writing stuff down parts.
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- Well, good night, family.
- Good early evening.
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And no more sounds
whatsoever in the apartment.
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Thank you so much.
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Got my notebook, got my pencil,
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now let's get lucid goose-id.
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♪ ♪
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It's the boat-bus from my dream.
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Wait! Wait for me, dreamy
boat-bus. I'm coming!
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Wait!
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Oh, my god, oh, my
god. It started to work.
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I wrote my dreams down in this notebook
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and then I started to lucid dream.
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I saw the boat-bus from the dream
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where I wrote my song and I
made myself chase after it.
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Mr. Ambrose is a genius.
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- Wow, that's great, Gene.
- Yeah, my little dream catcher.
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Nothing. No crickets in any traps.
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- Don't like hearing that.
- No cricket yet, Mother.
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Keep that $20 safe and warm.
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Ten. I said ten.
249
00:09:16,282 --> 00:09:18,437
Oh, I just assumed there'd be a gratuity
250
00:09:18,462 --> 00:09:20,712
- or a performance bonus of some kind?
- Ten.
251
00:09:20,737 --> 00:09:23,442
Okay, okay, the contest deadline
is the day after tomorrow.
252
00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:25,153
So, trying not to stress
out, but that means
253
00:09:25,177 --> 00:09:27,052
I only have two nights
to remember my song
254
00:09:27,077 --> 00:09:28,780
or else I won't have anything to submit.
255
00:09:28,805 --> 00:09:30,347
Just to say, all the time and work
256
00:09:30,372 --> 00:09:32,451
you're putting into
remembering your dream,
257
00:09:32,476 --> 00:09:34,953
you probably could have
written a new song by now.
258
00:09:34,978 --> 00:09:37,437
Dad, I wrote the perfect song.
259
00:09:37,462 --> 00:09:39,872
If you made the perfect burger
but you couldn't remember it
260
00:09:39,897 --> 00:09:42,210
and your dad said, "oh,
just make another one,"
261
00:09:42,235 --> 00:09:43,235
what would you do?
262
00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:45,950
- How mad would you be?
- I wouldn't be mad.
263
00:09:45,975 --> 00:09:48,695
I would think he's pretty
smart and that's good advice.
264
00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,761
If I win this contest and
then I get a record deal,
265
00:09:50,786 --> 00:09:53,453
on the liner notes I'm gonna
write, "No thanks to Dad."
266
00:09:53,478 --> 00:09:54,978
That should be the name of your album.
267
00:09:55,003 --> 00:09:56,779
Ooh.
268
00:10:01,304 --> 00:10:03,315
Hey, hey, hey. Hold that bus.
269
00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,964
Oh, my god. I'm controlling this.
270
00:10:04,989 --> 00:10:06,489
The bus is waiting for me.
271
00:10:07,864 --> 00:10:09,321
I'm on the bus.
272
00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:10,929
I'm on the bus. What?
273
00:10:10,972 --> 00:10:12,305
Airplane? No!
274
00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:14,496
- Peanuts or pretzels?
- Ooh, pretzels, please.
275
00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:20,518
Okay, back on the boat-bus.
276
00:10:20,543 --> 00:10:22,835
And it's still a boat-bus. Going good.
277
00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,268
♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round. ♪
278
00:10:25,362 --> 00:10:27,237
Mom? You're not supposed to be here.
279
00:10:27,262 --> 00:10:29,327
- Well, what about them?
- ♪ Round and round. ♪
280
00:10:30,427 --> 00:10:32,969
Yes, the island. I
made it to the island.
281
00:10:33,671 --> 00:10:35,889
Volleyball.
282
00:10:35,914 --> 00:10:37,706
Giant cricket? No.
283
00:10:39,026 --> 00:10:41,353
Where is it coming from? There?
284
00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:43,238
- Or there?
- I can't tell.
285
00:10:43,263 --> 00:10:44,846
It's throwing its voice.
286
00:10:44,871 --> 00:10:46,037
Wh-what's going on?
287
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,102
Why are you guys out here?
288
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,313
We were checking our traps
289
00:10:48,338 --> 00:10:49,649
and now we're listening to the cricket
290
00:10:49,674 --> 00:10:51,029
mocking us, I assume.
291
00:10:51,054 --> 00:10:52,220
You're all up, too?
292
00:10:52,245 --> 00:10:54,005
Nobody can sleep 'cause
of that damn cricket.
293
00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:55,071
No, we're checking traps.
294
00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:56,467
Uh, I'm out here because I have to pee.
295
00:10:56,492 --> 00:10:58,578
- Oh, now I have to pee.
- Me too. Kind of.
296
00:10:58,603 --> 00:11:00,353
Well, now I have to
go, too. I call first.
297
00:11:00,378 --> 00:11:01,418
- Second.
- Third.
298
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:02,837
Great. That's great.
299
00:11:04,437 --> 00:11:06,813
Volleyball hit. Okay,
that went over there.
300
00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:08,422
But this is good. Oh.
301
00:11:08,447 --> 00:11:10,989
Go up to the tippy
top of the lighthouse.
302
00:11:11,014 --> 00:11:13,598
Okay, I will, robot Ms. Merkin.
303
00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:17,470
- What?
- What?
304
00:11:17,495 --> 00:11:18,411
Darn it.
305
00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:22,041
And I'm opening the lighthouse door...
306
00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:25,313
Yes, staircase. I'm so much better
307
00:11:25,338 --> 00:11:27,380
at climbing stairs in my
dream than in real life.
308
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,278
My keyboard. It's so beautiful.
309
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,521
Okay, here we go. Oh, my god.
310
00:11:34,662 --> 00:11:36,162
What? What's happening?
311
00:11:36,313 --> 00:11:37,979
Don't turn into mush, Casio.
312
00:11:38,004 --> 00:11:39,712
That's not good for music playing.
313
00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,441
No!
314
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,880
Ugh.
315
00:11:49,905 --> 00:11:51,446
Aah!
316
00:11:51,471 --> 00:11:52,679
Ugh, I'm so close.
317
00:11:52,811 --> 00:11:54,779
Why is my brain holding
me back? Doesn't it care
318
00:11:54,804 --> 00:11:57,179
about the ultimate online
songwriting showdown?
319
00:11:57,446 --> 00:11:59,486
I'm not talking to you, cricket!
320
00:12:02,964 --> 00:12:04,705
Ugh. I lucid-dreamed all the way back
321
00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:06,897
to where I played the
song, but then nothing.
322
00:12:06,922 --> 00:12:08,449
I hit a brick wall, literally.
323
00:12:08,474 --> 00:12:09,816
I think at one point the keyboard
324
00:12:09,841 --> 00:12:11,090
turned into a brick wall.
325
00:12:11,115 --> 00:12:13,657
Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. Eat your eggs.
326
00:12:13,823 --> 00:12:16,490
I promise they won't turn into
bricks or flowers or whatever.
327
00:12:16,515 --> 00:12:18,302
I don't think. It's a new recipe.
328
00:12:18,327 --> 00:12:20,494
The songwriting contest
deadline is tomorrow
329
00:12:20,519 --> 00:12:23,640
at midnight. I need to get
back into my dream asap.
330
00:12:23,665 --> 00:12:25,248
Can I skip school and go back to sleep?
331
00:12:25,273 --> 00:12:26,273
- No. - No.
- Ugh.
332
00:12:26,316 --> 00:12:27,482
You people don't get it.
333
00:12:27,507 --> 00:12:29,211
Your priorities are all out of whack.
334
00:12:29,236 --> 00:12:30,855
Well, speaking of not getting it...
335
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,964
Louise, Tina, you
didn't get the cricket.
336
00:12:32,989 --> 00:12:34,174
And I didn't get any sleep.
337
00:12:34,199 --> 00:12:35,907
I'm telling you, Lin, lay on your side,
338
00:12:35,932 --> 00:12:37,097
pillow over the ear.
339
00:12:37,122 --> 00:12:38,220
It's like your head is in a sandwich
340
00:12:38,245 --> 00:12:39,452
and you won't hear a thing.
341
00:12:39,477 --> 00:12:41,014
I don't want to live like that, Bob.
342
00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:42,473
Sleeping in a pillow sandwich.
343
00:12:42,498 --> 00:12:44,518
Sorry, girls, I think I
got to call an exterminator.
344
00:12:44,543 --> 00:12:45,903
- What?
- No. - Yep.
345
00:12:45,961 --> 00:12:46,961
Either that or we move.
346
00:12:47,003 --> 00:12:48,458
Mom, give us one more chance.
347
00:12:48,483 --> 00:12:49,815
- We'll catch him.
- Yeah.
348
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,090
This cricket... he's
smart. Possibly brilliant.
349
00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:53,258
We underestimated him before
350
00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:55,111
but we won't make that mistake again.
351
00:12:55,136 --> 00:12:57,303
I'm actually glad he's
so clever, so crafty.
352
00:12:57,389 --> 00:13:00,098
- He's raising our game.
- He is? That's nice.
353
00:13:00,183 --> 00:13:01,804
Mom, obviously, we'll
have to charge more.
354
00:13:01,829 --> 00:13:04,181
This cricket is probably
genetically engineered.
355
00:13:04,206 --> 00:13:05,580
Maybe he escaped from a lab.
356
00:13:05,605 --> 00:13:08,358
Anyway, should we say an
extra ten bucks for hazard pay?
357
00:13:08,383 --> 00:13:10,562
Same money. Catch it
today or exterminator.
358
00:13:10,587 --> 00:13:12,420
Fine. We're gonna stick
it to that cricket.
359
00:13:12,445 --> 00:13:14,070
But not in a bad way.
360
00:13:14,095 --> 00:13:15,720
We're still friendly cricket hunters.
361
00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:16,842
Helpers, you might say.
362
00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:18,806
It's getting late. You-you
guys should go to school.
363
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,077
- You just want us to leave.
- That's partly true.
364
00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:22,537
How am I supposed to go to school
365
00:13:22,562 --> 00:13:24,808
when my entire career
in music is on the line?
366
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,040
Even successful musicians
367
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:27,103
went to sixth grade, Gene.
368
00:13:27,128 --> 00:13:28,419
That's a myth.
369
00:13:29,102 --> 00:13:31,421
- Mr. Ambrose.
- It's lunch. Why are you here?
370
00:13:31,464 --> 00:13:33,109
And don't say you want
to tell me your dream.
371
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:35,462
What I'd like to do
is sing you my dream,
372
00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:37,320
but I can't because
I get all un-lucidy.
373
00:13:37,345 --> 00:13:39,299
Something isn't working
and I don't know what it is.
374
00:13:39,324 --> 00:13:40,907
Listen, it takes practice.
375
00:13:40,932 --> 00:13:41,951
What do you want me to say?
376
00:13:41,975 --> 00:13:43,470
Not that. I need to get to
377
00:13:43,495 --> 00:13:45,078
the end of the dream tonight.
378
00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:46,765
Ugh. Please. Eating.
379
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:49,165
Librarians need a lunch
break, too, you know?
380
00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:50,376
Or several lunch breaks.
381
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,938
- Don't tell anyone.
- Ugh.
382
00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:53,545
This might be an awkward time to ask,
383
00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:56,401
but you don't happen to have
any books about crickets, do you?
384
00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:57,651
Catching them, specifically?
385
00:13:57,676 --> 00:13:59,926
- Or driving them away, nicely.
- Crickets?
386
00:13:59,951 --> 00:14:01,358
Yes, please. Smart crickets.
387
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,263
I don't know if the
section is divided that way,
388
00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:05,493
but this is a smart
cricket we're dealing with.
389
00:14:05,518 --> 00:14:08,573
You, things take time. Try and relax.
390
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,635
- I can't relax.
- Well, you have to!
391
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,034
That's not relaxing to hear!
392
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,476
And you two... insects
and other invertebrates.
393
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:16,706
- Don't call us that.
- Behind you.
394
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,606
- Next to reptiles.
- Oh, yeah, there it is.
395
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,294
But which one do you
think is the best...
396
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,318
I'm eating my lunch!
397
00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:22,670
Let me finish my ziti!
398
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,902
- Shh.
- You don't "shh!" I "shh!"
399
00:14:26,201 --> 00:14:28,926
Um, why does the apartment
smell weirdly good?
400
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,595
We're smoking out the cricket, dad.
401
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,615
We did more research and
found out that crickets
402
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,682
hate the smell of lemons,
cinnamon, and peppermint.
403
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,307
We didn't have
peppermint, so we're using
404
00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:37,434
the breath mints from mom's purse.
405
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,854
Well, I didn't think there could be
406
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,295
any more food on the floor, but I guess
407
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,088
I was wrong to not think that.
408
00:14:43,113 --> 00:14:44,529
Yes, you were. So, the cricket
409
00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:46,054
will get grossed out by mom's mints...
410
00:14:46,405 --> 00:14:47,737
- Hey.
- And come out of hiding,
411
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,346
and then he'll get seduced
by one of our many traps.
412
00:14:50,371 --> 00:14:52,575
- Many, many traps.
- I'm off to bed.
413
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,887
Yup, your new thing where
you go to bed at dusk.
414
00:14:54,912 --> 00:14:57,371
Uh-huh. The deadline for
the contest is tomorrow,
415
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,817
so no pressure.
416
00:14:58,842 --> 00:15:00,499
Just all riding on this.
417
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,483
You know, you're putting
a lot on this contest
418
00:15:02,508 --> 00:15:04,231
that you found on the Internet.
419
00:15:04,256 --> 00:15:06,881
A panel of industry experts
are going to evaluate my work
420
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,842
and tell me if I have "it"
or not. I need to know.
421
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,450
Also, it's sponsored by that company
422
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,131
that makes the water bottles
with the shoulder straps.
423
00:15:13,156 --> 00:15:14,572
Mm-hmm. Yup.
424
00:15:25,247 --> 00:15:26,454
Here we go.
425
00:15:29,852 --> 00:15:31,060
Yes. It's working.
426
00:15:32,443 --> 00:15:34,575
♪ Saturday is when
the week is done ♪
427
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,222
♪ and you want to have some fun ♪
428
00:15:37,247 --> 00:15:41,374
♪ Saturday is the day
that comes before Sunday ♪
429
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,690
♪ but it's still full of sun ♪
430
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,313
♪ and you heat your
buns in the sun ♪
431
00:15:45,338 --> 00:15:48,422
♪ you heat your buns ♪
432
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,111
♪ in the sun ♪
433
00:15:51,136 --> 00:15:54,637
♪ you heat your buns in the ♪
434
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,288
♪ su-u-u-u-u-u-u-u... ♪
435
00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,530
♪ un. ♪
436
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,043
That was good.
437
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:05,416
- Yeah. Good.
- Yeah.
438
00:16:05,441 --> 00:16:07,316
- Really?
- Y-Yes.
439
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,669
And it's factual.
440
00:16:08,694 --> 00:16:10,736
Saturday does come before Sunday.
441
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,197
- Yes, it does. - Mm-hmm. Mm.
- Yup, yup.
442
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,179
Oh, my god, my song stinks.
443
00:16:14,204 --> 00:16:15,283
No...
444
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,473
My dream lied to me!
445
00:16:16,498 --> 00:16:18,527
This song isn't good at all. Ugh!
446
00:16:18,552 --> 00:16:20,894
My subconscious is a total b-hole!
447
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:29,065
My so-called perfect song is awful.
448
00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:31,590
It's not bad. That much.
449
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,986
Yeah, I mean, it had a beat. I think.
450
00:16:34,011 --> 00:16:36,554
It just has not-great lyrics
and a not-great melody,
451
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,287
but aside from that, it was pretty good.
452
00:16:38,391 --> 00:16:40,224
Ugh. I'm just gonna e-mail the contest
453
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,829
and tell them I'm withdrawing
because the song I wrote
454
00:16:42,854 --> 00:16:45,313
that I thought was amazing
is actually terrible.
455
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,333
Do you need to e-mail them?
456
00:16:47,358 --> 00:16:49,608
I think they'll want to
know what's going on with me.
457
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:52,028
Gene, you kind of wrote
that song in your sleep.
458
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,427
Yes. Your point?
459
00:16:53,452 --> 00:16:55,573
Well, a lot of times, if
something comes too easily,
460
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,552
it's usually not as good
as you think it might be.
461
00:16:58,577 --> 00:17:00,202
Uh, I'm just saying,
462
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,598
in my experience,
463
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:04,142
to make something great,
you have to work at it.
464
00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:07,186
How do you know? Oh, right,
the burger thing you do.
465
00:17:07,211 --> 00:17:09,420
Yeah. I mean, you know, on a good day.
466
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,736
I think
467
00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:14,050
I'm just gonna go to my
room and moan in private.
468
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,282
Aw.
469
00:17:15,307 --> 00:17:17,067
- Do you want your keyboard?
- Okay.
470
00:17:17,092 --> 00:17:19,938
At least you aren't
covered in sparkles and lies.
471
00:17:19,963 --> 00:17:22,079
- Aw.
- So, little cricket update.
472
00:17:22,104 --> 00:17:23,777
You mean the cricket
that the exterminator's
473
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,037
coming tomorrow to get rid of?
474
00:17:25,062 --> 00:17:27,605
No, the cricket that we're
closing in on and we guarantee
475
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,501
will be trapped tonight
because we have this.
476
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,878
The most beautiful
cricket anyone's ever seen.
477
00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:34,953
Mr. Chirpy sees her, falls
in love, jumps in the bottle.
478
00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:37,031
Kisses it and probably assumes
it's gonna come to life.
479
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,053
Or, if she's not his type, she
also makes a great best friend.
480
00:17:40,078 --> 00:17:43,371
- She's a good listener.
- This plan can't possibly work.
481
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,102
You would say that if you weren't
482
00:17:45,127 --> 00:17:47,414
as desperate as we
are. And maybe nobody's
483
00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:49,668
- been stupid enough to try this.
- Until us.
484
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,907
Good luck. She's pretty
but she also looks dumb.
485
00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:54,822
Why, 'cause her eyes are
crossed? That was an accident.
486
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,032
♪ ♪
487
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,364
♪ I chased after a dream ♪
488
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,168
♪ it all seemed so simple ♪
489
00:18:08,193 --> 00:18:11,403
♪ but get close to a star ♪
490
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,027
♪ and you can't see it twinkle ♪
491
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,548
♪ some dreams are you wanting ♪
492
00:18:17,573 --> 00:18:20,157
♪ but not doing ♪
493
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,349
♪ or making ♪
494
00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:25,329
♪ the feeling is haunting ♪
495
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,354
♪ but remember ♪
496
00:18:26,612 --> 00:18:28,612
♪ when waking ♪
497
00:18:28,637 --> 00:18:31,096
♪ chase the dream in real life ♪
498
00:18:31,907 --> 00:18:34,991
♪ don't go back to sleep ♪
499
00:18:35,016 --> 00:18:36,465
♪ the dream's ♪
500
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,028
♪ like a night-light ♪
501
00:18:38,053 --> 00:18:40,678
♪ it's only there to help you see ♪
502
00:18:40,764 --> 00:18:42,805
♪ or for when you have to pee... ♪
503
00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:45,307
Lookee, lookee, we caught a crickee.
504
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,786
I can't believe it. You did it.
505
00:18:46,811 --> 00:18:48,185
So the girl cricket worked?
506
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,831
Eh, in a way.
507
00:18:49,856 --> 00:18:51,647
We caught him in a different trap,
508
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,817
but we'd like to think that
she gave him a little FOMO.
509
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,141
And we did put her in with
him now and, I don't know,
510
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,523
it seems like maybe
there's some chemistry.
511
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,386
Look at you, you little menace.
512
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,368
I'd ask you what you
have to say for yourself,
513
00:19:01,393 --> 00:19:03,348
but I don't want to hear
another peep from you, ever.
514
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,971
All right, mom. Time to settle the bill.
515
00:19:04,996 --> 00:19:07,455
You earned it. Here you
go, five dollars each.
516
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,694
- Now, let's clean up these traps.
- Yes. Please.
517
00:19:09,718 --> 00:19:11,688
And get the cricket
out of here already.
518
00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:13,688
And put him in the restaurant?
We do this all again tomorrow?
519
00:19:13,713 --> 00:19:14,628
- No.
- No.
520
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,321
♪ I chased the dream ♪
521
00:19:17,507 --> 00:19:20,634
♪ like a ship lost at sea ♪
522
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:24,161
♪ should've chased
the thing in my dream ♪
523
00:19:24,315 --> 00:19:27,567
♪ the thing that is me ♪
524
00:19:28,194 --> 00:19:30,496
♪ I chased the dream ♪
525
00:19:30,521 --> 00:19:32,480
♪ like they say ♪
526
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,505
♪ you're supposed to ♪
527
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,508
♪ but chase the thing in the dream ♪
528
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:41,288
♪ that your heart
wants to show you. ♪
529
00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:42,997
Well?
530
00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:44,348
- Gene, it's...
- It's amazing
531
00:19:44,373 --> 00:19:45,743
and all the radio stations on the planet
532
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,998
are gonna want to play
it and I'm gonna be rich!
533
00:19:48,023 --> 00:19:49,423
Sorry, what were you guys gonna say?
534
00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:52,444
I-I'm glad you
believe in yourself again.
535
00:19:52,469 --> 00:19:54,694
And, yes, it really is a good song.
536
00:19:54,719 --> 00:19:56,301
It really is. Like, really.
537
00:19:56,326 --> 00:19:57,909
Not like when we were saying it before.
538
00:19:57,934 --> 00:20:00,760
I like both songs, but
this one a little...
539
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:03,286
- A lot better.
- So, did you send it in to the contest?
540
00:20:03,311 --> 00:20:05,724
No way. I'm not wasting my song on that.
541
00:20:05,749 --> 00:20:08,138
- Wait, what?
- You know how those contests work.
542
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,186
They make you sign away
the rights to everything.
543
00:20:10,211 --> 00:20:12,041
And this song is gonna
be the first single
544
00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:13,857
from my debut platinum double album
545
00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:15,006
The Best of Gene Belcher.
546
00:20:15,031 --> 00:20:16,733
- Okay, good plan.
- Mm-hmm.
547
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,194
Oh, look, mint on the floor.
548
00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:20,264
What? Can't be from us. We cleaned.
549
00:20:20,289 --> 00:20:21,971
Yeah, and we were so thorough.
550
00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:23,225
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
551
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,416
I earned this floor mint.
552
00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:25,702
You sure did, honey.
553
00:20:25,773 --> 00:20:27,648
♪ Tater tots with legs ♪
554
00:20:27,739 --> 00:20:29,030
♪ Hot tot to trot ♪
555
00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,555
♪ Tater tots with legs ♪
556
00:20:30,721 --> 00:20:32,179
♪ Hot tot to trot ♪
557
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,858
♪ Tater tots with legs ♪
558
00:20:33,985 --> 00:20:35,693
♪ Hot tot to trot ♪
559
00:20:35,737 --> 00:20:36,986
♪ Zebras wearing bras ♪
560
00:20:37,155 --> 00:20:38,863
♪ Zebras, zebras ♪
561
00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:40,573
♪ Zebras wearing bras ♪
562
00:20:40,617 --> 00:20:41,991
♪ Zebras, zebras ♪
563
00:20:42,077 --> 00:20:43,576
♪ Zebras wearing bras ♪
564
00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:45,620
♪ Zebras, zebras ♪
565
00:20:45,705 --> 00:20:49,082
♪ Salami, salami ♪
566
00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:51,876
♪ Salami, salami ♪
567
00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:54,670
♪ Salami, salami ♪
568
00:20:55,026 --> 00:20:56,401
♪ Salami. ♪
569
00:20:57,171 --> 00:21:02,171
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