1 00:00:05,578 --> 00:00:10,578 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:20,227 --> 00:00:22,250 Aw. Hey there, big guy. 3 00:00:22,275 --> 00:00:23,429 How you feeling this morning, huh? 4 00:00:23,469 --> 00:00:26,632 - Uh, good. - Okay. Just checking. 5 00:00:26,657 --> 00:00:28,679 - You're a tough little cookie. - Thanks, Linda. 6 00:00:28,704 --> 00:00:30,835 Are you guys, uh, talking about dad's hemorrhoid? 7 00:00:30,860 --> 00:00:33,219 - Oh, you mean Gary? - You named my hemorrhoid? 8 00:00:33,244 --> 00:00:34,952 Yeah. Gary. He lives in your butt. 9 00:00:34,977 --> 00:00:37,195 Well, uh, Gary has moved out. 10 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,148 - It's just my butt now. - Brian? 11 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,798 Wait, my butt's name is Brian? 12 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:42,039 Big ol' Brian. 13 00:00:42,064 --> 00:00:43,504 Well, I'm glad you're feeling better. 14 00:00:43,529 --> 00:00:45,143 So much better. Yep. 15 00:00:45,168 --> 00:00:46,808 'Cause what the doctor was gonna do to you 16 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:48,166 sounded like a horror movie. 17 00:00:48,191 --> 00:00:49,523 W-We don't have to talk about it. 18 00:00:49,548 --> 00:00:50,291 Seems like we do. 19 00:00:50,315 --> 00:00:52,258 The doctor said if your dad's hemorrhoid 20 00:00:52,283 --> 00:00:53,283 didn't get smaller, 21 00:00:53,336 --> 00:00:54,251 they'd have to put a needle 22 00:00:54,276 --> 00:00:55,276 up his butt and drain it. 23 00:00:55,301 --> 00:00:56,175 - Agh! -Ew! - Nope. 24 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,324 They were about to do it. 25 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,932 But then I started to get nauseous 26 00:00:58,957 --> 00:01:00,776 and I was dry heaving. 27 00:01:00,801 --> 00:01:03,344 In-in a brave way. So, he said we could wait a few days 28 00:01:03,387 --> 00:01:05,763 - and see if it got better on its own. - And it did. 29 00:01:05,788 --> 00:01:09,225 Yup. It's totally better. All gone. On its own. 30 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,743 Never will have to do that needle thing. 31 00:01:10,768 --> 00:01:12,238 - Butt needle. - Gene. 32 00:01:12,263 --> 00:01:14,064 Why isn't Gretchen calling me back? 33 00:01:14,089 --> 00:01:15,089 I know why. 34 00:01:15,114 --> 00:01:16,459 'Cause I melted her lookbook 35 00:01:16,484 --> 00:01:17,884 at the salon and she's really upset. 36 00:01:18,004 --> 00:01:20,588 I'm still a little confused how you melted something 37 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:23,530 - while getting a haircut. - Ah, I was in the chair, 38 00:01:23,555 --> 00:01:24,967 looking at Gretchen's lookbook. 39 00:01:24,992 --> 00:01:26,533 She has old magazine cutouts 40 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,118 of every hairstyle she's ever done. 41 00:01:28,143 --> 00:01:30,306 She puts inspirational stuff in there, too. 42 00:01:30,331 --> 00:01:32,600 Some cute dogs, Jason Priestley. 43 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,550 Anyway, Gretchen had to step away 44 00:01:34,575 --> 00:01:35,895 and she put down her curling iron. 45 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,620 So I then decided I wanted to read a magazine, 46 00:01:38,645 --> 00:01:41,420 so I put down the lookbook on top of the curling iron, 47 00:01:41,445 --> 00:01:42,610 which I did not see. 48 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:44,385 Apparently, you're not supposed to do that. 49 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:46,327 - Because of fire? - Yes, Tina. 50 00:01:46,352 --> 00:01:47,935 It melted in the middle and got sort of 51 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,408 roasted around the edges. 52 00:01:49,433 --> 00:01:52,184 - Like a Cubano. - Anyway, I feel horrible. 53 00:01:52,209 --> 00:01:53,959 I-I'm just gonna call her again. 54 00:01:53,984 --> 00:01:55,192 Damn it. Voice mail. 55 00:01:55,217 --> 00:01:56,624 Hey, Gretchen. 56 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:57,731 Oh, my god, I bet you look 57 00:01:57,756 --> 00:01:59,710 so pretty today, I can't stand it. 58 00:02:00,342 --> 00:02:02,648 That's a weird-looking squirrel. Wait, never mind. 59 00:02:02,673 --> 00:02:04,673 That's just a wet sock laying in the road. 60 00:02:04,698 --> 00:02:06,069 - It makes you think. - Well, well, well. 61 00:02:06,094 --> 00:02:07,676 What do we have here? 62 00:02:07,701 --> 00:02:10,137 Free stuff? Veterinarian, the board game. 63 00:02:10,162 --> 00:02:12,511 "Feel the high-paced intensity of a veterinarian's office 64 00:02:12,536 --> 00:02:14,349 from the comfort of your living room." 65 00:02:14,374 --> 00:02:16,770 Damn. Who's excited to play this after school? 66 00:02:16,795 --> 00:02:19,028 I mean, the television still works, right? 67 00:02:19,053 --> 00:02:21,747 Look, you get to operate on dogs, birds, cats. 68 00:02:21,772 --> 00:02:23,577 There's a spinner thing. That's fun. Right? 69 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,477 Oh, you guys kept walking. 70 00:02:25,502 --> 00:02:26,876 Gretchen! 71 00:02:26,901 --> 00:02:28,234 - Hi, Linda. - Hi! 72 00:02:28,259 --> 00:02:31,426 You're not here to beat me up, right? 73 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,117 No, I just got my nails done. 74 00:02:33,142 --> 00:02:36,858 Okay, well, how about a free burger? On the house. 75 00:02:36,883 --> 00:02:39,727 - Sure. I could eat. - Wait. On the house? Seriously? 76 00:02:39,752 --> 00:02:41,961 One burger of the day for Gretchen, Bobby. 77 00:02:41,968 --> 00:02:43,713 - Okay. - Hi, Bob. How are you? 78 00:02:43,738 --> 00:02:45,029 - You look good. - Hi, Gretchen. 79 00:02:45,054 --> 00:02:46,823 - His hemorrhoid went away. - Thanks, Lin. 80 00:02:46,848 --> 00:02:48,492 They were gonna have to use a butt needle. 81 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:51,100 Lin. Yup, yup, it... But it's fine now. 82 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:55,396 - It's all good. Bye. - So, I figured out how 83 00:02:55,420 --> 00:02:56,941 - you can pay me back. - Yeah? 84 00:02:56,965 --> 00:02:57,747 You're friends with 85 00:02:57,771 --> 00:02:59,066 - a limo driver, right? - Yeah. 86 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:00,578 Well, you know how I'm planning 87 00:03:00,603 --> 00:03:03,112 my baby sister Jestain's bachelorette party? 88 00:03:03,137 --> 00:03:04,261 Yeah. 89 00:03:04,286 --> 00:03:05,597 And everything was gonna be great. 90 00:03:05,622 --> 00:03:07,010 We were gonna eat at the Oyster Palace. 91 00:03:07,035 --> 00:03:09,614 - Ooh, yum. - Yeah, she likes the seafood tower. 92 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:11,639 It's like they put the whole ocean on that thing. 93 00:03:11,664 --> 00:03:13,326 And after dinner, we're going to Pickles 94 00:03:13,351 --> 00:03:15,286 to see a different kind of seafood tower, 95 00:03:15,311 --> 00:03:16,437 if you know what I mean! 96 00:03:16,461 --> 00:03:18,575 - I think I do. Should I say? - Teddy, no. 97 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,338 And we were gonna drive around all night 98 00:03:20,363 --> 00:03:23,294 in a limo, which apparently you have to book in advance, 99 00:03:23,319 --> 00:03:24,652 which I did not do. 100 00:03:24,677 --> 00:03:26,381 So I was wondering if your friend could help me out, 101 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:29,574 and I'll forget all about you burning my lookbook 102 00:03:29,599 --> 00:03:31,636 that I worked on for 15 years! 103 00:03:31,661 --> 00:03:34,370 Okay, okay, yes! I'll call her, I'll call her! 104 00:03:34,395 --> 00:03:36,270 Oh, frick, Linda, I'm out of town. 105 00:03:36,397 --> 00:03:39,227 - No. - Yeah, I'm staying with my friend Axel 106 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,252 in Cedarburg, Wisconsin for the week. 107 00:03:41,277 --> 00:03:42,357 He bought a bunch of goats. 108 00:03:42,403 --> 00:03:43,464 His neighbors are mad at him 109 00:03:43,488 --> 00:03:44,715 and honestly, I don't blame 'em. 110 00:03:44,739 --> 00:03:46,442 He doesn't have a fence. Wait! 111 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:48,593 - What? - Use my limo. Ow. Ow. 112 00:03:48,618 --> 00:03:50,780 You just have to find a driver you can trust 113 00:03:50,805 --> 00:03:52,805 who's comfortable handling a large, elegant vehicle 114 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,622 that's also a rolling work of art. 115 00:03:54,791 --> 00:03:56,958 - Do you know someone like that? - I mean, I... 116 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,103 - Wha-what about me? - Done. 117 00:03:59,128 --> 00:04:00,373 You're a limo driver now. 118 00:04:00,398 --> 00:04:01,856 - Seriously? - Of course. 119 00:04:01,881 --> 00:04:04,776 You just have to pay for gas and clean up any pukes or poops. 120 00:04:04,801 --> 00:04:07,547 - Or puke-poops, which is a thing. - Thank you so much, Nat. 121 00:04:07,572 --> 00:04:08,821 I'll take good care of her. 122 00:04:08,846 --> 00:04:11,343 Yes. Now I don't have to burn something you love. 123 00:04:11,368 --> 00:04:13,368 This is gonna be the best bachelorette party. 124 00:04:13,393 --> 00:04:15,847 I'm the best big sister ever! 125 00:04:15,872 --> 00:04:17,705 This bachelorette party's gonna suck. 126 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:20,810 I screwed up. None of Jestain's friends can come! 127 00:04:20,835 --> 00:04:22,794 Okay, slow down, tell me what happened. 128 00:04:22,819 --> 00:04:24,439 I forgot to send the email invite 129 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,588 and now all her friends 130 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:27,113 are doing other things tomorrow night. 131 00:04:27,138 --> 00:04:28,258 - All of 'em? - Yeah. 132 00:04:28,283 --> 00:04:29,903 One of 'em's an er doctor. 133 00:04:29,928 --> 00:04:32,845 Another one's visiting her mom in Florida. I mean, come on. 134 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:36,076 And another one "already has plans" because the person 135 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:38,685 "let them know more than a day before the event." 136 00:04:38,710 --> 00:04:41,789 So now we have an empty limo. Except for me, Jestain 137 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:44,023 and Ms. Baker, our third-grade teacher. 138 00:04:44,048 --> 00:04:45,776 - Your third-grade teacher? - I was desperate. 139 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,962 Third-grade teachers can be friends, Linda. 140 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:50,196 Should we just do it on a different night? 141 00:04:50,221 --> 00:04:51,804 No, it has to be tomorrow. 142 00:04:51,889 --> 00:04:54,473 Jestain asked her boss for the night off weeks ago. 143 00:04:54,559 --> 00:04:56,639 That wing you do doesn't just let waitresses 144 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,955 take off whatever night they want. 145 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:01,059 That limo's gonna feel so empty. 146 00:05:01,084 --> 00:05:04,043 Well, uh, I could go, maybe, 147 00:05:04,068 --> 00:05:05,391 - as a guest? - Huh? 148 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:07,458 I mean, I know Jestain, sort of. 149 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:09,238 I met her that time at the salon, 150 00:05:09,282 --> 00:05:10,615 when she brought you wings. 151 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:12,737 And then you ate the wings while you did my hair. 152 00:05:12,762 --> 00:05:14,512 - Okay. - And my sister Gayle 153 00:05:14,537 --> 00:05:18,213 could come, maybe? She's sort of fun for people to be around. 154 00:05:18,238 --> 00:05:18,995 Yeah. 155 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:20,953 Then it'll be you, me and our little sisters 156 00:05:20,978 --> 00:05:22,478 hanging out and shouting... 157 00:05:22,503 --> 00:05:23,915 - And Ms. Baker, too. - Yeah. 158 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:25,857 Maybe that could work and not be too weird. 159 00:05:25,882 --> 00:05:28,090 Now we just need to find a new limo driver. 160 00:05:28,176 --> 00:05:29,176 Ooh, what about Bob? 161 00:05:29,218 --> 00:05:31,666 Wait, you want me to drive the limo? 162 00:05:31,691 --> 00:05:33,489 Bobby, please. I need this night to go well 163 00:05:33,514 --> 00:05:34,878 so Gretchen will forgive me. 164 00:05:34,903 --> 00:05:36,436 And driving is just like sitting. 165 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,707 So, really, you'll just be sitting all night. 166 00:05:38,732 --> 00:05:40,300 Mm-hmm. I love sitting. 167 00:05:40,325 --> 00:05:41,969 Well, maybe you want to sit down here 168 00:05:41,994 --> 00:05:44,394 and play a little board game that's fun for the whole family? 169 00:05:44,454 --> 00:05:45,867 - Nope. - No thanks. - Sorry, Tina. 170 00:05:45,892 --> 00:05:47,516 Not feeling it right now. Okay, I get it. 171 00:05:47,541 --> 00:05:48,541 So Bob can do it. 172 00:05:48,566 --> 00:05:49,916 - Bob's gonna drive. - Great. 173 00:05:50,104 --> 00:05:51,895 Hey, this is gonna be okay, right? 174 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,670 Of course. We're gonna give Jestain 175 00:05:53,695 --> 00:05:56,081 the bachelorette party of her dreams, 176 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,190 with people she kind of knows. All right! 177 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:04,343 Thank you. 178 00:06:04,368 --> 00:06:06,577 Doesn't your father look like a real limo driver? 179 00:06:06,602 --> 00:06:07,703 What can't this guy do? 180 00:06:07,728 --> 00:06:09,262 - Touch his toes. - Mm. 181 00:06:09,287 --> 00:06:10,684 - Touch his knees? - Okay. 182 00:06:10,709 --> 00:06:12,479 - Brush his teeth? - W-We don't have to play this game. 183 00:06:12,504 --> 00:06:14,255 Wait, where's Jen? She should be here by now. 184 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:15,988 That's the first rule of babysitting. 185 00:06:16,013 --> 00:06:17,907 - You got to be at the place. - I'm gonna call her. 186 00:06:18,066 --> 00:06:19,774 Hi, Jen. It's Linda Belcher. 187 00:06:19,799 --> 00:06:22,498 - Hi, Linda. It's Jen. - Are you on your way? 188 00:06:22,523 --> 00:06:24,334 - In life? - To our house? 189 00:06:24,359 --> 00:06:26,609 I'm not babysitting till next weekend, 190 00:06:26,634 --> 00:06:30,011 so if I left now I'm worried I'd get there too early. 191 00:06:30,036 --> 00:06:31,943 Next weekend? No, tonight. 192 00:06:31,968 --> 00:06:34,427 Oh, it, um, can't be tonight because 193 00:06:34,452 --> 00:06:38,078 I wrote down "Linda Belcher babysit next weekend." 194 00:06:38,103 --> 00:06:40,552 Tonight I wrote down "teach night school." 195 00:06:40,577 --> 00:06:43,513 Class, go ahead and take out your graphing calculators. 196 00:06:43,538 --> 00:06:45,920 I should probably get off the phone. Bye. 197 00:06:45,945 --> 00:06:48,029 Okay, Tina, you're in charge tonight. 198 00:06:48,054 --> 00:06:49,334 In charge, huh? 199 00:06:49,359 --> 00:06:51,401 So they have to do or play whatever I say? 200 00:06:51,426 --> 00:06:52,623 No, Mom, please. 201 00:06:52,648 --> 00:06:54,231 She's gonna make us neuter animals. 202 00:06:54,256 --> 00:06:57,318 Sorry, she's the oldest, she's in charge and we got to go. 203 00:06:57,343 --> 00:06:59,176 Don't neuter anything I wouldn't neuter 204 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:00,534 and stay out of my room. 205 00:07:00,905 --> 00:07:03,974 Uh-oh. Just going over a speed bump. 206 00:07:03,999 --> 00:07:05,707 Front wheels... 207 00:07:05,732 --> 00:07:07,966 And back wheels. 208 00:07:07,991 --> 00:07:11,056 - Oh, yeah, we did it. - He's very bad at driving. 209 00:07:11,081 --> 00:07:12,380 Gayle, what are you wearing? 210 00:07:12,405 --> 00:07:13,709 Is that your Renaissance Faire outfit? 211 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,693 Yeah. I also sleep in it sometimes. 212 00:07:15,718 --> 00:07:17,627 Ooh. Hey, Gretchen. 213 00:07:17,652 --> 00:07:19,212 I just thought of something. 214 00:07:19,237 --> 00:07:21,112 Bob can't be Bob, your husband. 215 00:07:21,137 --> 00:07:22,261 It kind of ruins the magic. 216 00:07:22,286 --> 00:07:24,203 - Can he be someone else? - Um, yep. 217 00:07:24,228 --> 00:07:25,318 Bob, you got that? 218 00:07:25,343 --> 00:07:26,967 - What am I doing? - I got to go. Bye. 219 00:07:26,992 --> 00:07:28,052 Pretend you're not my husband and just 220 00:07:28,077 --> 00:07:29,493 - be the limo driver. - Okay. 221 00:07:29,518 --> 00:07:31,083 And maybe you should come up with a fake name. 222 00:07:31,107 --> 00:07:32,017 Really? 223 00:07:32,042 --> 00:07:33,895 - You should probably have an accent. - Wait, what? 224 00:07:33,919 --> 00:07:36,377 - I-I don't want to do an accent. - I think you got to do it. 225 00:07:36,402 --> 00:07:38,610 - Mm. - Oh, Bob, pretend you're an ex-con 226 00:07:38,635 --> 00:07:40,259 putting your life back together. 227 00:07:40,284 --> 00:07:42,279 And you didn't mean to hurt all those people 228 00:07:42,304 --> 00:07:43,904 but their ghosts come to see you at night 229 00:07:43,929 --> 00:07:46,388 and give you little riddles to solve about their lives. 230 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:49,706 - Do I say all of that, or... - No, that's just your vibe. 231 00:07:50,615 --> 00:07:53,138 Oh, my god, look at this freaking limo! 232 00:07:53,163 --> 00:07:54,789 Hello. Ciao. 233 00:07:54,814 --> 00:07:57,524 I-I'm your limousine driver, Dob. 234 00:07:57,549 --> 00:08:01,050 Dob the driver. Uh, and, uh, I am not married. 235 00:08:01,075 --> 00:08:04,076 - I'm single. - Not me. I'm getting married. 236 00:08:04,101 --> 00:08:06,184 Hello, Dob. It's nice to have never met you. 237 00:08:06,209 --> 00:08:08,255 Glad you could make it, Linda. 238 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,638 And Gayle, right? 239 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:10,871 This is Ms. Baker. 240 00:08:10,896 --> 00:08:12,623 I haven't seen her since third grade. 241 00:08:12,648 --> 00:08:15,190 I brought stickers. Jestain always liked stickers. 242 00:08:15,215 --> 00:08:17,298 - Gretchen liked fighting. - Well, now look at her. 243 00:08:17,323 --> 00:08:19,239 Or look at me, 'cause she did my hair. 244 00:08:19,264 --> 00:08:22,359 - She's a genius with hair. - Like that Einstein guy. 245 00:08:22,384 --> 00:08:23,861 Have you seen the hair on him? 246 00:08:23,885 --> 00:08:27,470 I can't believe we're going to Pickles after dinner! 247 00:08:27,495 --> 00:08:29,995 Gretch, remember the last time we were there? 248 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:31,895 - Of course I do. - The tea party. 249 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,753 - The tea party! - Tea party? 250 00:08:33,778 --> 00:08:35,820 Is that, like, a sex thing I don't know about? 251 00:08:35,845 --> 00:08:37,904 No, the three dancers were on stage 252 00:08:37,929 --> 00:08:39,887 having an actual tea party. 253 00:08:39,912 --> 00:08:41,579 Not just any dancers, either. 254 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:45,606 The best dancers at Pickles. Throb, Rocket and Steve. Ah. 255 00:08:45,631 --> 00:08:47,326 Yeah, sitting in little chairs. 256 00:08:47,351 --> 00:08:50,853 Little saucers, tea cups, tiny sandwiches. 257 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,597 And then the music kicked in. 258 00:08:52,622 --> 00:08:54,998 And when those men formed a pyramid 259 00:08:55,023 --> 00:08:56,731 and the guy on top sprayed tea everywhere 260 00:08:56,756 --> 00:08:59,591 like he was the damn fountain at the Bellagio... 261 00:08:59,616 --> 00:09:03,191 In that moment, everything in the world felt 262 00:09:03,216 --> 00:09:05,300 - beautiful. - Oh, my god. 263 00:09:05,325 --> 00:09:07,534 And I got to be there with my big sister. 264 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:10,467 If we see that performance tonight... wow. 265 00:09:10,492 --> 00:09:11,658 Oh, you're seeing it. 266 00:09:11,683 --> 00:09:14,142 Don't you worry. Look how many singles I brought. 267 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:15,602 $40 worth of singles. 268 00:09:15,627 --> 00:09:17,562 Oh, I dropped one. 269 00:09:17,647 --> 00:09:18,563 Oh, I-I dropped some more. 270 00:09:18,588 --> 00:09:20,482 I love my big sister! 271 00:09:20,507 --> 00:09:22,424 Oh, red light. 272 00:09:22,449 --> 00:09:24,373 Hi. How's your sandwich? 273 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,231 Now, look, I know you guys 274 00:09:26,256 --> 00:09:28,508 are a little on the fence about playing this game. 275 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:29,533 On the fence? 276 00:09:29,558 --> 00:09:31,113 But I'm in charge, so we're doing it. 277 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,304 So, it says the player who 278 00:09:32,329 --> 00:09:34,162 has saved the most animals wins. 279 00:09:34,289 --> 00:09:35,558 You spin the little spinner thing 280 00:09:35,582 --> 00:09:37,707 and move your game piece. Gene, you go first. 281 00:09:37,825 --> 00:09:39,408 Four. 282 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,831 Ooh, exciting. Procedure card. 283 00:09:41,856 --> 00:09:45,108 - See what it says. - "Express poodle's anal glands. 284 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:48,009 Collect $150." Yeah! 285 00:09:48,034 --> 00:09:49,993 Way to go, gene. My turn. 286 00:09:50,018 --> 00:09:51,531 Six. Big number. Heh. 287 00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:54,390 "Fake credentials, license suspended"? 288 00:09:54,415 --> 00:09:56,832 "Lose two turns, pay $200"? What? 289 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:59,274 But, uh, having fun. 290 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,807 - All right, Louise, your turn. - Okay. 291 00:10:01,831 --> 00:10:04,007 - Hope you get a six. - Kidding. 292 00:10:04,296 --> 00:10:07,297 Oh, we're going to drive by Pickles 293 00:10:07,322 --> 00:10:08,529 on our way to dinner. 294 00:10:08,554 --> 00:10:11,305 Maybe if we look real hard we'll see some abs. 295 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:13,887 Yeah. A little abs-petizer. 296 00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:14,912 What the... 297 00:10:14,996 --> 00:10:16,454 Uh-oh. Linda. Linda. 298 00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,289 - What? - Pickles is being fumigated. 299 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:19,207 What? 300 00:10:19,232 --> 00:10:20,857 - Look. - Oh, no. Oh, my god. 301 00:10:21,002 --> 00:10:22,688 Um, uh, you know what, don't drive this way. 302 00:10:22,712 --> 00:10:23,878 - Turn, turn, turn. - What? 303 00:10:24,005 --> 00:10:25,005 - Turn. - Oh, my god. 304 00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:26,904 Uh, hang on, everyone. 305 00:10:26,929 --> 00:10:28,240 - Whoa! - Easy there! 306 00:10:28,265 --> 00:10:30,487 Sorry. That, uh, street was, uh... 307 00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:31,969 Uh, no good. 308 00:10:32,055 --> 00:10:33,179 What a mysterious man. 309 00:10:33,264 --> 00:10:35,765 I wonder what demons he's running from. 310 00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:38,643 Welcome to the Oyster Palace, ladies. 311 00:10:38,728 --> 00:10:41,396 Um... Gretchen, hang back here for a second. 312 00:10:41,421 --> 00:10:42,874 Everyone else go in. 313 00:10:42,899 --> 00:10:45,896 Everything's fine. Ooh, oh, I can smell the oysters. 314 00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:48,463 - What is it? What's going on? - Pickles is closed. 315 00:10:48,488 --> 00:10:50,488 - They're fumigating. - What? No, no, no, no, no! 316 00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:53,264 That's why I turned like that. I-I'm a good driver. 317 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:55,470 Didn't you call and make a reservation? 318 00:10:55,495 --> 00:10:57,453 Who makes a reservation at a strip club? 319 00:10:57,478 --> 00:10:59,956 "Hey, hi, can you reserve some naked men for us?" 320 00:10:59,981 --> 00:11:01,685 I just figured you'd called or something. 321 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:02,792 What are we gonna do? 322 00:11:02,877 --> 00:11:04,836 Well, is there another strip club nearby? 323 00:11:04,979 --> 00:11:07,755 There was Dingles in Bog Harbor, but it shut down last year. 324 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:09,294 And, of course, Todd's Tush Tavern 325 00:11:09,319 --> 00:11:10,568 closed a while back. 326 00:11:10,593 --> 00:11:12,677 So, Pickles is really the only option. 327 00:11:12,702 --> 00:11:14,243 Oh! I keep screwing this up. 328 00:11:14,268 --> 00:11:15,350 What? No. 329 00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:17,351 You heard how much Pickles meant to her. 330 00:11:17,498 --> 00:11:19,874 Can we at least wait till after dinner 331 00:11:19,899 --> 00:11:21,190 to tell her we're not going? 332 00:11:21,623 --> 00:11:23,498 No. You're not telling her anything. 333 00:11:23,523 --> 00:11:25,815 You asked for my help and I'm gonna help you. 334 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,840 I don't just burn precious lookbooks, 335 00:11:27,865 --> 00:11:29,323 I also put out fires. 336 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:31,589 - I just got chills. - Yep, yep. 337 00:11:31,614 --> 00:11:34,365 Wait, Jen! Jen's cousin works at Pickles. 338 00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:35,969 - Hot cousin Dave? - Yes. 339 00:11:35,994 --> 00:11:38,327 Maybe we can call Jen and get his number. 340 00:11:38,352 --> 00:11:39,829 And then maybe he can get us the numbers 341 00:11:39,854 --> 00:11:41,771 - of those guys. - Throb, Rocket and Steve? 342 00:11:41,796 --> 00:11:43,880 - Yeah. - Wait, and then what? 343 00:11:43,905 --> 00:11:45,437 There's no Pickles right now. 344 00:11:45,462 --> 00:11:47,795 Well, uh, maybe we all go to a different place. 345 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:49,715 Like, maybe they'll come to Gretchen's place? 346 00:11:49,739 --> 00:11:52,881 Damn it. My landlady said no more parties since the one where 347 00:11:52,905 --> 00:11:56,156 I kind of peed off my balcony onto her balcony. 348 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:57,490 What is a balcony for, then? 349 00:11:57,515 --> 00:11:59,182 What are you using your balcony for?! 350 00:11:59,207 --> 00:12:02,055 I mean, there is a place we could use. Bob? 351 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,372 - Oh, no. - Come on, we're desperate here. 352 00:12:04,397 --> 00:12:06,268 I don't know if that's even legal. 353 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,877 - We'll cover up the windows. - But we serve food there. 354 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,943 What if penis sweat gets everywhere? 355 00:12:10,968 --> 00:12:13,636 I mean, it won't get everywhere. Do it for Gretchen. 356 00:12:13,661 --> 00:12:15,592 Yeah, do it for me. And Jestain. 357 00:12:15,617 --> 00:12:18,863 -Oh, my god. My sweet little Jestain. -Oh, fine. 358 00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:20,054 - All right! - Yeah, yeah! 359 00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:21,162 Pickles at the restaurant. 360 00:12:21,187 --> 00:12:22,687 Oh, my god, thank you. 361 00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:24,768 We should get inside and eat oysters. For Jestain. 362 00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:27,999 Right. Uh, Bobby, can you call Jen and all the other people? 363 00:12:28,024 --> 00:12:31,297 - Accent or no accent? - Uh, feel your way through it. 364 00:12:31,322 --> 00:12:34,032 Have fun. Thank you, love you, bye. Oysters! 365 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:39,680 Okay, 50 bucks for giving a parakeet CPR. 366 00:12:39,705 --> 00:12:40,705 Pretty good deal. 367 00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:42,846 Yeah, I'm rolling in veterinarian dough. 368 00:12:42,871 --> 00:12:46,039 Lopping off dog testicles is easy money, baby. 369 00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:47,291 All right, Tina, it's your turn. 370 00:12:47,315 --> 00:12:49,774 Break a leg. Not a dog's leg. Again. 371 00:12:49,799 --> 00:12:52,462 - That was sad. - Here I go. 372 00:12:52,487 --> 00:12:54,987 Three. Mm-hmm. "A cat was hit by a car. 373 00:12:55,114 --> 00:12:57,198 "Spin an even number for a blood transfusion 374 00:12:57,283 --> 00:12:58,908 or lose the patient and your next turn"? 375 00:12:58,993 --> 00:13:01,077 - You got to be kidding me. - You got this, T. 376 00:13:01,102 --> 00:13:02,977 - Do it for kitty. - Five. Damn it. 377 00:13:03,002 --> 00:13:04,849 Ooh. Sorry, kitty. 378 00:13:04,874 --> 00:13:06,958 She can be friends with the other ones you lost. 379 00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:08,186 In pet heaven. 380 00:13:08,211 --> 00:13:10,086 Tina, it doesn't seem like 381 00:13:10,111 --> 00:13:11,356 you're really enjoying this. 382 00:13:11,381 --> 00:13:12,917 We don't have to keep playing. 383 00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:14,984 Uh, what are you talking about? 384 00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:16,259 I-I love this game. 385 00:13:16,284 --> 00:13:18,071 I don't even care at all how bad I'm doing. 386 00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:21,051 I heard she went to the worst vet school. 387 00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:24,300 Do you think Bob can pull this off? 388 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,454 Oh, yeah. Bob is great at talking on the phone. 389 00:13:26,479 --> 00:13:28,396 Unless it's to my mother. Or-or people. 390 00:13:28,481 --> 00:13:31,102 But maybe he's great at talking to male strippers? 391 00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:32,460 Ah, I'm so nervous. 392 00:13:32,485 --> 00:13:34,986 I-I'm gonna drink some more of my Scotch on the Beach. 393 00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:36,219 Excuse me, waiter. 394 00:13:36,364 --> 00:13:38,114 Can I take these shells home with me? 395 00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:39,425 Uh, those are yours to keep, ma'am. 396 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,909 Yes! Anyone else keeping your shells? 397 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,056 - Can I have your shells? - What, you want my shrimp tails? 398 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,080 Yeah. Give 'em to me. 399 00:13:45,105 --> 00:13:46,224 Should we get another round? 400 00:13:46,249 --> 00:13:47,729 - You want another round? - Ms. Baker. 401 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,125 - Look at you. - What? 402 00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:50,150 It's not a school night. 403 00:13:50,175 --> 00:13:51,646 Who wants stickers? 404 00:13:51,671 --> 00:13:54,088 - I'll take one. - Ooh, everybody gets stickers. 405 00:13:54,113 --> 00:13:55,400 I'm so full of seafood 406 00:13:55,425 --> 00:13:58,301 but I'm saving room for Pickles! 407 00:13:58,326 --> 00:14:00,387 - Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. - Yeah. Pickles. 408 00:14:00,412 --> 00:14:02,287 I'm putting my sticker on my face. 409 00:14:02,393 --> 00:14:05,310 Hot cousin Dave. It-it's Bob Belcher. 410 00:14:05,335 --> 00:14:07,043 Your cousin Jen babysits for us. 411 00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:08,663 I mean, our-our kids. 412 00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:09,896 We're-we're grownups. 413 00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,261 Quick, uh, work question for you. 414 00:14:11,357 --> 00:14:13,065 Um, do you happen to have Throb, 415 00:14:13,212 --> 00:14:15,128 Rocket and Steve's phone numbers? 416 00:14:15,153 --> 00:14:16,611 Which Throb? There's more than one? 417 00:14:16,779 --> 00:14:20,239 Hi, uh, is this, um, Throb? Oh, sorry. Terry. 418 00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:22,737 Your real name isn't Throb. I-I... of course. 419 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,221 Well, uh, hot Dave gave me your number. 420 00:14:25,246 --> 00:14:27,204 You guys don't call him that? 421 00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:28,831 I-I think he's pretty hot. 422 00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:31,330 Uh, I'm wondering if you're busy... oh... 423 00:14:31,355 --> 00:14:33,146 You're at a nursing home? Stripping? 424 00:14:33,171 --> 00:14:34,503 Right, not stripping. 425 00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:36,172 You're w-w... You're with your father. 426 00:14:36,257 --> 00:14:38,090 That's-that's nice. Is he mobile? 427 00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:40,046 You're making pizza. That's, uh, 428 00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:41,404 that's great, uh, Rocket. 429 00:14:41,429 --> 00:14:44,472 Uh, well, tell your son happy birthday 430 00:14:44,599 --> 00:14:45,389 from-from me. 431 00:14:45,475 --> 00:14:47,016 Hey, Steve, uh, my name is Bob. 432 00:14:47,143 --> 00:14:49,143 I-I got your number from hot Dave, 433 00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:50,975 who I guess isn't considered 434 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,332 hot in your community, but anyway, 435 00:14:52,357 --> 00:14:54,751 uh, this is, uh, kind of a hail Mary, 436 00:14:54,776 --> 00:14:56,692 but, uh, here-here it is. 437 00:14:56,778 --> 00:14:58,647 ♪ We're getting in the limo ♪ 438 00:14:58,672 --> 00:15:00,798 ♪ we're getting in the limo! ♪ 439 00:15:00,823 --> 00:15:02,490 Whoa. Ms. Baker loosened up. 440 00:15:02,515 --> 00:15:04,023 Lot of Mai Tais. So many. 441 00:15:04,243 --> 00:15:05,679 Well? Are they coming? I'm freaking out. 442 00:15:05,703 --> 00:15:08,074 - I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know? 443 00:15:08,099 --> 00:15:09,515 Well, Throb is with his dad 444 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,995 and it's Rocket's son's birthday. They're having pizza. 445 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,686 But I left a voice mail for Steve. 446 00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:15,665 Uh, a good voice mail? I think? 447 00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:17,106 I mean, you know, for me? 448 00:15:17,131 --> 00:15:18,359 So we don't know if he's coming? 449 00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:20,508 What do we do? We get Bob to strip? 450 00:15:20,696 --> 00:15:22,362 Bob, what are you comfortable showing us? 451 00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:24,220 I-I don't think that's a good plan. 452 00:15:24,347 --> 00:15:25,950 I think we just take her to the restaurant 453 00:15:25,974 --> 00:15:27,176 and hope Steve shows up. 454 00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:28,451 Oh! We're screwed. 455 00:15:28,476 --> 00:15:30,628 Well, who knows? Maybe she's all full of shrimp 456 00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:33,081 and oysters and shots that Gretchen made up 457 00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,563 that used vodka and tartar sauce 458 00:15:34,649 --> 00:15:36,889 in a way that seemed to make the bartenders uncomfortable 459 00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:38,938 and now she's sitting down in the cozy limo 460 00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:41,547 and she won't be that excited for strippers anymore? 461 00:15:41,572 --> 00:15:43,564 Strippers! Strippers! 462 00:15:43,616 --> 00:15:45,767 Strippers! Strippers! 463 00:15:48,713 --> 00:15:50,724 Well, we are here, ladies. 464 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:53,059 At the restar... I-I m... I mean, uh, Pickles. 465 00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:55,164 The private Pickles place. 466 00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:56,396 Yup, private Pickles. 467 00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:58,629 It's better than regular old public Pickles 468 00:15:58,715 --> 00:16:00,464 because here you get the dancers 469 00:16:00,652 --> 00:16:03,486 or maybe a dancer all to ourselves. 470 00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:05,071 I-It's, like, a premium package. 471 00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:07,050 Yeah, yeah. Um, uh, Dob, 472 00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:08,491 any word on your, uh, 473 00:16:08,516 --> 00:16:10,260 limo driver phone about anything? 474 00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:11,285 Nothing. 475 00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,295 - Wait, isn't this your restauran... - Hey. 476 00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:14,289 You haven't been here before. 477 00:16:14,313 --> 00:16:15,791 - You don't know where you are. - Ow! Oh! 478 00:16:15,815 --> 00:16:17,435 - Ow! - Looks like a burger place. 479 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,669 That's why it's such a good private club. 480 00:16:19,694 --> 00:16:20,980 Let's go in. 481 00:16:21,005 --> 00:16:22,588 Spin an odd number 482 00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:24,321 or the bunny will have to be euthanized. 483 00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:25,592 Oh, I don't know if I can take this. 484 00:16:25,616 --> 00:16:27,366 Tina, I can't believe I'm saying this, 485 00:16:27,535 --> 00:16:29,905 but it's pretty late. We should probably go to bed? 486 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:32,181 No. We started this and we have to finish it. 487 00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,869 Kids? What are you still doing up? 488 00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:36,686 I'm just, um, getting sheets for the restaurant. 489 00:16:36,711 --> 00:16:38,247 Is the restaurant cold? 490 00:16:38,272 --> 00:16:39,313 Um, here's the thing. 491 00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:40,838 Sometimes mommies and daddies 492 00:16:40,923 --> 00:16:42,026 are doing a bachelorette party 493 00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:43,340 and the strip club is closed 494 00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:45,070 and you have to have the strippers come to you. 495 00:16:45,094 --> 00:16:46,135 We know all that. 496 00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:48,429 Meaning, come to the restaurant? 497 00:16:48,454 --> 00:16:49,991 Uh, yes. W-We hope. 498 00:16:50,016 --> 00:16:51,016 We haven't heard back. 499 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,119 Are you sure we shouldn't, um, 500 00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:53,494 come down there and help out? 501 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:55,140 Serve waters, choreograph numbers? 502 00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:57,707 Sorry. Kids at a bachelorette party kind of kills the vibe. 503 00:16:57,732 --> 00:16:59,000 No offense. Now go to bed. 504 00:16:59,025 --> 00:17:00,107 And stay out of my room. 505 00:17:00,234 --> 00:17:01,734 Okay. Yeah, we'll just go to bed 506 00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:03,360 while Pickles is going on downstairs. 507 00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:05,817 That's what I say every night. Talking about my hm-hm. 508 00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:08,259 Okay, I have a proposal as your babysitter. 509 00:17:08,284 --> 00:17:09,884 We stop playing the game, get the ladder, 510 00:17:09,911 --> 00:17:11,388 go into the attic, drop down into the crawlspace 511 00:17:11,412 --> 00:17:12,764 and watch the stripper party 512 00:17:12,789 --> 00:17:13,849 through the vent in the restaurant. 513 00:17:13,873 --> 00:17:15,089 Whoa. Uh, okay. 514 00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:16,530 I like sneaking into places. 515 00:17:16,584 --> 00:17:18,584 - Let's do that. - But good game, everybody. 516 00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:20,689 - Who knows who would have won. - Neck and neck. 517 00:17:20,713 --> 00:17:22,357 But I feel bad about that cat's neck. 518 00:17:22,381 --> 00:17:24,358 Great, let's go see some grownups 519 00:17:24,383 --> 00:17:26,926 acting like maniacs around ding-a-lings. 520 00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:29,339 Good wine at this place, huh? 521 00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:30,657 Tastes like it was opened this week. 522 00:17:30,741 --> 00:17:33,868 Oh, he's not coming. This is a disaster. 523 00:17:33,893 --> 00:17:35,643 I'm so sorry, Gretchen. 524 00:17:35,728 --> 00:17:37,997 Uh, do you want me to strip? 525 00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:40,268 I mean, I would, I-if we could, you know, 526 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,459 make it a lot darker in here, 527 00:17:41,484 --> 00:17:43,313 like, pretty much completely dark? 528 00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:46,297 No, let's just call it. But thanks. 529 00:17:46,322 --> 00:17:48,401 I'm just gonna tell her. 530 00:17:48,426 --> 00:17:50,426 Jestain, I screwed up everything. 531 00:17:50,451 --> 00:17:53,371 - No strippers are coming! - Huh? W-What do you mean? 532 00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:55,264 I forgot to invite all your friends until it was too late 533 00:17:55,289 --> 00:17:57,494 and that's why they're all busy tonight. 534 00:17:57,519 --> 00:18:00,580 And I forgot to get a limo and Dob is actually Bob. 535 00:18:00,605 --> 00:18:02,832 He's a burger cook and this is his restaurant. 536 00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:05,191 - Hi. Hello. - And I never called Pickles, 537 00:18:05,216 --> 00:18:06,735 so I didn't know that they were closed. 538 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:08,546 I just messed up everything. 539 00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:11,572 I'm the worst person you could have asked to do this. 540 00:18:11,597 --> 00:18:13,212 - Oh. - Boo! 541 00:18:13,237 --> 00:18:16,115 I'm sorry. I wanted this to be great. 542 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,140 I wanted to do this for you 'cause you 543 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,956 look up to me so much. 544 00:18:19,981 --> 00:18:21,333 There's more crying at this 545 00:18:21,357 --> 00:18:22,565 strip club than I expected. 546 00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:25,086 Huh. It was a lot of work to get down here 547 00:18:25,111 --> 00:18:27,839 and I'm not sure how we get out. It's fine. Never mind. 548 00:18:27,864 --> 00:18:29,902 I'm sorry, Jestain. I'm a terrible big sister. 549 00:18:29,927 --> 00:18:31,968 - Gretchen... - I ruined your party. 550 00:18:31,993 --> 00:18:34,201 - You're not terrible. - You don't get it, Linda. 551 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,036 You're always the perfect older sister. 552 00:18:36,122 --> 00:18:37,492 - Mm... - I mean, I'm not. 553 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,392 - Definitely not. - Okay, Gayle. 554 00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,375 She makes a lot of mistakes. 555 00:18:41,502 --> 00:18:44,044 You know, one time she tried to sleep with my husband. 556 00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:45,626 No, Gayle. That was you. 557 00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:47,859 - My husband. And you. Bob. - That's true. 558 00:18:47,884 --> 00:18:49,383 Well, that's not how I remember it. 559 00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:51,584 I'm just saying, big sisters are allowed 560 00:18:51,609 --> 00:18:53,860 to make mistakes, too. We're not perfect. 561 00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:55,385 Otherwise, how do little sisters 562 00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:56,868 know it's okay not to be perfect? 563 00:18:56,893 --> 00:18:58,805 Oh, that's what you've been doing for me. 564 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,371 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 565 00:19:00,396 --> 00:19:04,310 Gretch, I know tonight didn't go exactly as planned. 566 00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:06,158 Like, none of my friends could come. 567 00:19:06,183 --> 00:19:08,360 Though Ms. Baker is making her way up there! 568 00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:09,446 That's right. 569 00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,632 But you're the coolest person I know. 570 00:19:11,657 --> 00:19:13,529 You're, like, the one I want to be with 571 00:19:13,554 --> 00:19:15,595 on my bachelorette party night. 572 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:19,876 - I freakin' love you. - I freakin' love you, too! 573 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,181 - I still have a hemorrhoid. - What? 574 00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,455 It-it's not better. It hurts. 575 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,896 I'm in a lot of pain right now. 576 00:19:24,921 --> 00:19:26,337 I-I lied. 577 00:19:26,362 --> 00:19:29,012 I knew it. That man has been clenched for three days. 578 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,735 I was so scared at the doctor, Lin. 579 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,552 When he was about to put the needle in my butt, 580 00:19:33,577 --> 00:19:35,948 I just wanted you to be there to hold my hand. 581 00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:38,242 But I was too embarrassed to ask you 582 00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:39,494 to come to the butt doctor with me. 583 00:19:39,518 --> 00:19:42,014 Oh, my god, of course I'd hold your hand. 584 00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:43,664 I don't want you to be scared. 585 00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:45,434 You're my big, strong boy. 586 00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:47,084 Thanks, Lin. Uh, sorry. 587 00:19:47,109 --> 00:19:49,526 It seemed like we were all confessing things. 588 00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:50,945 Are we in the right place? 589 00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:52,404 - Steve? - You came! 590 00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:53,466 Oh. Hi, Steve. 591 00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:55,779 Well, it was hard to say no to that voice mail. 592 00:19:55,804 --> 00:19:57,053 That guy sounded so desperate. 593 00:19:57,078 --> 00:19:58,740 Hey. Uh, that-that was me. 594 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,056 I-I... I get that a lot. 595 00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:01,474 I brought my friend smooth. 596 00:20:01,499 --> 00:20:03,101 I'm sorry we can't do the tea party routine, 597 00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:05,584 but smooth and I can do the Double Dutch routine. 598 00:20:05,628 --> 00:20:07,248 I don't know if you've seen that one. 599 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,439 Oh, Tea Party. 600 00:20:08,464 --> 00:20:10,168 Sorry, we need a third person 601 00:20:10,193 --> 00:20:11,359 for the High Tea Finale. 602 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:14,208 - We form kind of a pyramid. - Oh, I know. 603 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:15,899 The Double Dutch is still pretty good. 604 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,425 I mean, it's no Tea Party, but what is? 605 00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:20,303 I'll be your third! 606 00:20:20,328 --> 00:20:21,911 - Oh, wow. - Damn. - Seriously? 607 00:20:21,936 --> 00:20:23,454 - Um... - I know every move. 608 00:20:23,479 --> 00:20:25,656 And I'm strong. I'll be the base. 609 00:20:25,681 --> 00:20:26,855 Right on. I'll be the top. 610 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,501 Can we borrow some cups and saucers? 611 00:20:28,526 --> 00:20:29,526 - Uh... - Sure. 612 00:20:29,735 --> 00:20:31,485 - Smooth? - Let's serve some tea. 613 00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:33,253 Okay, all right, here we go. 614 00:20:33,278 --> 00:20:35,520 This makes me want tiny sandwiches. 615 00:20:35,545 --> 00:20:36,752 Wait, where are they going? 616 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,296 No, no, no. Are they climbing onto the counter? 617 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,548 We can only see their feet. I don't want to just see feet. 618 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,072 Watching you right now is my favorite part so far. 619 00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:44,658 You look like a dog that got locked out of 620 00:20:44,683 --> 00:20:45,974 a tennis ball store. 621 00:20:45,999 --> 00:20:48,346 Too soon. She lost a lot of dogs today. 622 00:20:48,371 --> 00:20:49,682 Oh, god. 623 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,914 - Take it off! - Yeah! 624 00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:52,749 You got to be freakin' kidding me. 625 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,202 C-careful with the cups. 626 00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:56,169 Careful with the cups! 627 00:20:56,194 --> 00:20:58,653 ♪ Tea party, party ♪ 628 00:20:58,678 --> 00:21:02,096 ♪ party, party, party ♪ 629 00:21:02,121 --> 00:21:05,447 - ♪ little chairs ♪ - Sittin' in little chairs. 630 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,138 - ♪ Little saucers ♪ - Little saucers. 631 00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:09,075 - ♪ Tea cups ♪ - Tea cups. 632 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,495 - ♪ And tiny sandwiches ♪ - Tiny sandwiches. 633 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,935 ♪ Spraying tea ♪ 634 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,686 - Spraying tea... - ♪ Everywhere ♪ 635 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,666 -Like he was the damn fountain -♪ Damn fountain ♪ 636 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,440 - At the Bellagio! - ♪ at the Bellagio ♪ 637 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,105 -In that moment, everything in the world -♪ Tea party... ♪ 638 00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:22,714 - Felt beautiful. - Oh, my gosh. 639 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:24,447 ♪ Tea party, party... ♪ 640 00:21:24,472 --> 00:21:26,885 Now I don't have to burn something you love! 641 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,827 I'm the best big sister ever! 642 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:32,338 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --