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Aw. Hey there, big guy.
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How you feeling this morning, huh?
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- Uh, good.
- Okay. Just checking.
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- You're a tough little cookie.
- Thanks, Linda.
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Are you guys, uh, talking
about dad's hemorrhoid?
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- Oh, you mean Gary?
- You named my hemorrhoid?
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Yeah. Gary. He lives in your butt.
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Well, uh, Gary has moved out.
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- It's just my butt now.
- Brian?
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Wait, my butt's name is Brian?
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Big ol' Brian.
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Well, I'm glad you're feeling better.
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So much better. Yep.
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'Cause what the doctor
was gonna do to you
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sounded like a horror movie.
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W-We don't have to talk about it.
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Seems like we do.
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The doctor said if
your dad's hemorrhoid
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didn't get smaller,
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they'd have to put a needle
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up his butt and drain it.
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- Agh!
-Ew! - Nope.
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They were about to do it.
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But then I started to get nauseous
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and I was dry heaving.
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In-in a brave way. So, he
said we could wait a few days
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- and see if it got better on its own.
- And it did.
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Yup. It's totally better.
All gone. On its own.
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Never will have to do that needle thing.
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- Butt needle.
- Gene.
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Why isn't Gretchen calling me back?
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I know why.
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'Cause I melted her lookbook
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at the salon and she's really upset.
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I'm still a little confused
how you melted something
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- while getting a haircut.
- Ah, I was in the chair,
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looking at Gretchen's lookbook.
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She has old magazine cutouts
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of every hairstyle she's ever done.
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She puts inspirational
stuff in there, too.
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Some cute dogs, Jason Priestley.
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Anyway, Gretchen had to step away
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and she put down her curling iron.
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So I then decided I
wanted to read a magazine,
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so I put down the lookbook
on top of the curling iron,
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which I did not see.
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Apparently, you're not
supposed to do that.
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- Because of fire?
- Yes, Tina.
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It melted in the middle and got sort of
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roasted around the edges.
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- Like a Cubano.
- Anyway, I feel horrible.
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I-I'm just gonna call her again.
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Damn it. Voice mail.
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Hey, Gretchen.
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Oh, my god, I bet you look
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so pretty today, I can't stand it.
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That's a weird-looking
squirrel. Wait, never mind.
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That's just a wet sock
laying in the road.
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- It makes you think.
- Well, well, well.
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What do we have here?
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Free stuff? Veterinarian,
the board game.
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"Feel the high-paced intensity
of a veterinarian's office
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from the comfort of your living room."
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Damn. Who's excited to
play this after school?
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I mean, the television
still works, right?
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Look, you get to operate
on dogs, birds, cats.
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There's a spinner
thing. That's fun. Right?
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Oh, you guys kept walking.
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Gretchen!
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- Hi, Linda.
- Hi!
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You're not here to beat me up, right?
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No, I just got my nails done.
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Okay, well, how about a
free burger? On the house.
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- Sure. I could eat.
- Wait. On the house? Seriously?
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One burger of the day
for Gretchen, Bobby.
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- Okay.
- Hi, Bob. How are you?
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- You look good.
- Hi, Gretchen.
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- His hemorrhoid went away.
- Thanks, Lin.
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They were gonna
have to use a butt needle.
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Lin. Yup, yup, it... But it's fine now.
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- It's all good. Bye.
- So, I figured out how
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- you can pay me back.
- Yeah?
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You're friends with
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- a limo driver, right?
- Yeah.
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Well, you know
how I'm planning
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my baby sister Jestain's
bachelorette party?
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Yeah.
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And everything was gonna be great.
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We were gonna eat at the Oyster Palace.
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- Ooh, yum.
- Yeah, she likes the seafood tower.
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It's like they put the
whole ocean on that thing.
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And after dinner, we're going to Pickles
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to see a different
kind of seafood tower,
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if you know what I mean!
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- I think I do. Should I say?
- Teddy, no.
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And we were gonna
drive around all night
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in a limo, which apparently
you have to book in advance,
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which I did not do.
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So I was wondering if your
friend could help me out,
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and I'll forget all about
you burning my lookbook
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that I worked on for 15 years!
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Okay, okay, yes! I'll
call her, I'll call her!
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Oh, frick, Linda, I'm out of town.
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- No.
- Yeah, I'm staying with my friend Axel
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in Cedarburg, Wisconsin for the week.
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He bought a bunch of goats.
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His neighbors are mad at him
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and honestly, I don't blame 'em.
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He doesn't have a fence. Wait!
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- What?
- Use my limo. Ow. Ow.
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You just have to find
a driver you can trust
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who's comfortable handling
a large, elegant vehicle
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that's also a rolling work of art.
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- Do you know someone like that?
- I mean, I...
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- Wha-what about me?
- Done.
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You're a limo driver now.
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- Seriously?
- Of course.
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You just have to pay for gas
and clean up any pukes or poops.
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- Or puke-poops, which is a thing.
- Thank you so much, Nat.
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I'll take good care of her.
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Yes. Now I don't have to
burn something you love.
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This is gonna be the
best bachelorette party.
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I'm the best big sister ever!
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This bachelorette party's gonna suck.
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I screwed up. None of
Jestain's friends can come!
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Okay, slow down, tell me what happened.
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I forgot to send the email invite
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and now all her friends
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are doing other things tomorrow night.
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- All of 'em?
- Yeah.
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One of 'em's an er doctor.
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Another one's visiting her mom
in Florida. I mean, come on.
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And another one "already
has plans" because the person
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"let them know more than
a day before the event."
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So now we have an empty
limo. Except for me, Jestain
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and Ms. Baker, our third-grade teacher.
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- Your third-grade teacher?
- I was desperate.
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Third-grade teachers
can be friends, Linda.
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Should we just do it
on a different night?
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No, it has to be tomorrow.
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Jestain asked her boss for
the night off weeks ago.
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That wing you do doesn't
just let waitresses
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take off whatever night they want.
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That limo's gonna feel so empty.
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Well, uh, I could go, maybe,
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- as a guest?
- Huh?
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I mean, I know Jestain, sort of.
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I met her that time at the salon,
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when she brought you wings.
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And then you ate the wings
while you did my hair.
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- Okay.
- And my sister Gayle
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could come, maybe? She's sort of fun
for people to be around.
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Yeah.
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Then it'll be you,
me and our little sisters
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hanging out and shouting...
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- And Ms. Baker, too.
- Yeah.
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Maybe that could work
and not be too weird.
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Now we just need to
find a new limo driver.
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Ooh, what about Bob?
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Wait, you want me to drive the limo?
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Bobby, please. I need
this night to go well
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so Gretchen will forgive me.
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And driving is just like sitting.
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So, really, you'll just
be sitting all night.
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Mm-hmm. I love sitting.
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Well, maybe you want to sit down here
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and play a little board game
that's fun for the whole family?
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- Nope. - No thanks.
- Sorry, Tina.
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Not feeling it right
now. Okay, I get it.
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So Bob can do it.
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- Bob's gonna drive.
- Great.
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Hey, this is gonna be okay, right?
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Of course. We're gonna give Jestain
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the bachelorette party of her dreams,
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with people she kind
of knows. All right!
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Thank you.
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Doesn't your father look
like a real limo driver?
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What can't this guy do?
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- Touch his toes.
- Mm.
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- Touch his knees?
- Okay.
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- Brush his teeth?
- W-We don't have to play this game.
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Wait, where's Jen? She
should be here by now.
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That's the first rule of babysitting.
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- You got to be at the place.
- I'm gonna call her.
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Hi, Jen. It's Linda Belcher.
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- Hi, Linda. It's Jen.
- Are you on your way?
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- In life?
- To our house?
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I'm not babysitting till next weekend,
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so if I left now I'm worried
I'd get there too early.
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Next weekend? No, tonight.
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Oh, it, um, can't be tonight because
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I wrote down "Linda Belcher
babysit next weekend."
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Tonight I wrote down
"teach night school."
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Class, go ahead and take out
your graphing calculators.
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I should probably get
off the phone. Bye.
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Okay, Tina, you're in charge tonight.
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In charge, huh?
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So they have to do or
play whatever I say?
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No, Mom, please.
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She's gonna make us neuter animals.
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Sorry, she's the oldest, she's
in charge and we got to go.
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Don't neuter anything I wouldn't neuter
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and stay out of my room.
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Uh-oh. Just going over a speed bump.
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Front wheels...
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And back wheels.
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- Oh, yeah, we did it.
- He's very bad at driving.
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Gayle, what are you wearing?
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Is that your Renaissance Faire outfit?
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Yeah. I also sleep in it sometimes.
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Ooh. Hey, Gretchen.
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I just thought of something.
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Bob can't be Bob, your husband.
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It kind of ruins the magic.
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- Can he be someone else?
- Um, yep.
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Bob, you got that?
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- What am I doing?
- I got to go. Bye.
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Pretend you're not my husband and just
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- be the limo driver.
- Okay.
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And maybe you should
come up with a fake name.
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Really?
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- You should probably have an accent.
- Wait, what?
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- I-I don't want to do an accent.
- I think you got to do it.
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- Mm.
- Oh, Bob, pretend you're an ex-con
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putting your life back together.
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And you didn't mean to
hurt all those people
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but their ghosts come
to see you at night
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and give you little riddles
to solve about their lives.
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- Do I say all of that, or...
- No, that's just your vibe.
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Oh, my god, look at this freaking limo!
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Hello. Ciao.
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I-I'm your limousine driver, Dob.
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Dob the driver. Uh, and,
uh, I am not married.
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- I'm single.
- Not me. I'm getting married.
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Hello, Dob. It's nice
to have never met you.
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Glad you could make it, Linda.
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And Gayle, right?
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This is Ms. Baker.
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I haven't seen her since third grade.
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I brought stickers. Jestain
always liked stickers.
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- Gretchen liked fighting.
- Well, now look at her.
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Or look at me, 'cause she did my hair.
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- She's a genius with hair.
- Like that Einstein guy.
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Have you seen the hair on him?
246
00:08:23,885 --> 00:08:27,470
I can't believe we're going
to Pickles after dinner!
247
00:08:27,495 --> 00:08:29,995
Gretch, remember the
last time we were there?
248
00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:31,895
- Of course I do.
- The tea party.
249
00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,753
- The tea party!
- Tea party?
250
00:08:33,778 --> 00:08:35,820
Is that, like, a sex
thing I don't know about?
251
00:08:35,845 --> 00:08:37,904
No, the three dancers were on stage
252
00:08:37,929 --> 00:08:39,887
having an actual tea party.
253
00:08:39,912 --> 00:08:41,579
Not just any dancers, either.
254
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:45,606
The best dancers at Pickles.
Throb, Rocket and Steve. Ah.
255
00:08:45,631 --> 00:08:47,326
Yeah, sitting in little chairs.
256
00:08:47,351 --> 00:08:50,853
Little saucers, tea
cups, tiny sandwiches.
257
00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,597
And then the music kicked in.
258
00:08:52,622 --> 00:08:54,998
And when those men formed a pyramid
259
00:08:55,023 --> 00:08:56,731
and the guy on top
sprayed tea everywhere
260
00:08:56,756 --> 00:08:59,591
like he was the damn
fountain at the Bellagio...
261
00:08:59,616 --> 00:09:03,191
In that moment, everything
in the world felt
262
00:09:03,216 --> 00:09:05,300
- beautiful.
- Oh, my god.
263
00:09:05,325 --> 00:09:07,534
And I got to be there
with my big sister.
264
00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:10,467
If we see that
performance tonight... wow.
265
00:09:10,492 --> 00:09:11,658
Oh, you're seeing it.
266
00:09:11,683 --> 00:09:14,142
Don't you worry. Look how
many singles I brought.
267
00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:15,602
$40 worth of singles.
268
00:09:15,627 --> 00:09:17,562
Oh, I dropped one.
269
00:09:17,647 --> 00:09:18,563
Oh, I-I dropped some more.
270
00:09:18,588 --> 00:09:20,482
I love my big sister!
271
00:09:20,507 --> 00:09:22,424
Oh, red light.
272
00:09:22,449 --> 00:09:24,373
Hi. How's your sandwich?
273
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,231
Now, look, I know you guys
274
00:09:26,256 --> 00:09:28,508
are a little on the fence
about playing this game.
275
00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:29,533
On the fence?
276
00:09:29,558 --> 00:09:31,113
But I'm in charge, so we're doing it.
277
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,304
So, it says the player who
278
00:09:32,329 --> 00:09:34,162
has saved the most animals wins.
279
00:09:34,289 --> 00:09:35,558
You spin the little spinner thing
280
00:09:35,582 --> 00:09:37,707
and move your game
piece. Gene, you go first.
281
00:09:37,825 --> 00:09:39,408
Four.
282
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,831
Ooh, exciting. Procedure card.
283
00:09:41,856 --> 00:09:45,108
- See what it says.
- "Express poodle's anal glands.
284
00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:48,009
Collect $150." Yeah!
285
00:09:48,034 --> 00:09:49,993
Way to go, gene. My turn.
286
00:09:50,018 --> 00:09:51,531
Six. Big number. Heh.
287
00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:54,390
"Fake credentials, license suspended"?
288
00:09:54,415 --> 00:09:56,832
"Lose two turns, pay $200"? What?
289
00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:59,274
But, uh, having fun.
290
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,807
- All right, Louise, your turn.
- Okay.
291
00:10:01,831 --> 00:10:04,007
- Hope you get a six.
- Kidding.
292
00:10:04,296 --> 00:10:07,297
Oh, we're going to drive by Pickles
293
00:10:07,322 --> 00:10:08,529
on our way to dinner.
294
00:10:08,554 --> 00:10:11,305
Maybe if we look real
hard we'll see some abs.
295
00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:13,887
Yeah. A little abs-petizer.
296
00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:14,912
What the...
297
00:10:14,996 --> 00:10:16,454
Uh-oh. Linda. Linda.
298
00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,289
- What?
- Pickles is being fumigated.
299
00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:19,207
What?
300
00:10:19,232 --> 00:10:20,857
- Look.
- Oh, no. Oh, my god.
301
00:10:21,002 --> 00:10:22,688
Um, uh, you know what,
don't drive this way.
302
00:10:22,712 --> 00:10:23,878
- Turn, turn, turn.
- What?
303
00:10:24,005 --> 00:10:25,005
- Turn.
- Oh, my god.
304
00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:26,904
Uh, hang on, everyone.
305
00:10:26,929 --> 00:10:28,240
- Whoa!
- Easy there!
306
00:10:28,265 --> 00:10:30,487
Sorry. That, uh, street was, uh...
307
00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:31,969
Uh, no good.
308
00:10:32,055 --> 00:10:33,179
What a mysterious man.
309
00:10:33,264 --> 00:10:35,765
I wonder what demons he's running from.
310
00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:38,643
Welcome to the Oyster Palace, ladies.
311
00:10:38,728 --> 00:10:41,396
Um... Gretchen,
hang back here for a second.
312
00:10:41,421 --> 00:10:42,874
Everyone else go in.
313
00:10:42,899 --> 00:10:45,896
Everything's fine. Ooh,
oh, I can smell the oysters.
314
00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:48,463
- What is it? What's going on?
- Pickles is closed.
315
00:10:48,488 --> 00:10:50,488
- They're fumigating.
- What? No, no, no, no, no!
316
00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:53,264
That's why I turned like
that. I-I'm a good driver.
317
00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:55,470
Didn't you call and make a reservation?
318
00:10:55,495 --> 00:10:57,453
Who makes a reservation at a strip club?
319
00:10:57,478 --> 00:10:59,956
"Hey, hi, can you reserve
some naked men for us?"
320
00:10:59,981 --> 00:11:01,685
I just figured you'd
called or something.
321
00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:02,792
What are we gonna do?
322
00:11:02,877 --> 00:11:04,836
Well, is there another
strip club nearby?
323
00:11:04,979 --> 00:11:07,755
There was Dingles in Bog Harbor,
but it shut down last year.
324
00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:09,294
And, of course, Todd's Tush Tavern
325
00:11:09,319 --> 00:11:10,568
closed a while back.
326
00:11:10,593 --> 00:11:12,677
So, Pickles is really the only option.
327
00:11:12,702 --> 00:11:14,243
Oh! I keep screwing this up.
328
00:11:14,268 --> 00:11:15,350
What? No.
329
00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:17,351
You heard how much Pickles meant to her.
330
00:11:17,498 --> 00:11:19,874
Can we at least wait till after dinner
331
00:11:19,899 --> 00:11:21,190
to tell her we're not going?
332
00:11:21,623 --> 00:11:23,498
No. You're not telling her anything.
333
00:11:23,523 --> 00:11:25,815
You asked for my help
and I'm gonna help you.
334
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,840
I don't just burn precious lookbooks,
335
00:11:27,865 --> 00:11:29,323
I also put out fires.
336
00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:31,589
- I just got chills.
- Yep, yep.
337
00:11:31,614 --> 00:11:34,365
Wait, Jen! Jen's
cousin works at Pickles.
338
00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:35,969
- Hot cousin Dave?
- Yes.
339
00:11:35,994 --> 00:11:38,327
Maybe we can call Jen
and get his number.
340
00:11:38,352 --> 00:11:39,829
And then maybe he can get us the numbers
341
00:11:39,854 --> 00:11:41,771
- of those guys.
- Throb, Rocket and Steve?
342
00:11:41,796 --> 00:11:43,880
- Yeah.
- Wait, and then what?
343
00:11:43,905 --> 00:11:45,437
There's no Pickles right now.
344
00:11:45,462 --> 00:11:47,795
Well, uh, maybe we all
go to a different place.
345
00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:49,715
Like, maybe they'll
come to Gretchen's place?
346
00:11:49,739 --> 00:11:52,881
Damn it. My landlady said no
more parties since the one where
347
00:11:52,905 --> 00:11:56,156
I kind of peed off my
balcony onto her balcony.
348
00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:57,490
What is a balcony for, then?
349
00:11:57,515 --> 00:11:59,182
What are you using your balcony for?!
350
00:11:59,207 --> 00:12:02,055
I mean, there is a
place we could use. Bob?
351
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,372
- Oh, no.
- Come on, we're desperate here.
352
00:12:04,397 --> 00:12:06,268
I don't know if that's even legal.
353
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,877
- We'll cover up the windows.
- But we serve food there.
354
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,943
What if penis sweat gets everywhere?
355
00:12:10,968 --> 00:12:13,636
I mean, it won't get
everywhere. Do it for Gretchen.
356
00:12:13,661 --> 00:12:15,592
Yeah, do it for me. And Jestain.
357
00:12:15,617 --> 00:12:18,863
-Oh, my god. My sweet little Jestain.
-Oh, fine.
358
00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:20,054
- All right!
- Yeah, yeah!
359
00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:21,162
Pickles at the restaurant.
360
00:12:21,187 --> 00:12:22,687
Oh, my god, thank you.
361
00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:24,768
We should get inside and
eat oysters. For Jestain.
362
00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:27,999
Right. Uh, Bobby, can you call
Jen and all the other people?
363
00:12:28,024 --> 00:12:31,297
- Accent or no accent?
- Uh, feel your way through it.
364
00:12:31,322 --> 00:12:34,032
Have fun. Thank you,
love you, bye. Oysters!
365
00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:39,680
Okay, 50 bucks for
giving a parakeet CPR.
366
00:12:39,705 --> 00:12:40,705
Pretty good deal.
367
00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:42,846
Yeah, I'm rolling in veterinarian dough.
368
00:12:42,871 --> 00:12:46,039
Lopping off dog testicles
is easy money, baby.
369
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:47,291
All right, Tina, it's your turn.
370
00:12:47,315 --> 00:12:49,774
Break a leg. Not a dog's leg. Again.
371
00:12:49,799 --> 00:12:52,462
- That was sad.
- Here I go.
372
00:12:52,487 --> 00:12:54,987
Three. Mm-hmm. "A cat was hit by a car.
373
00:12:55,114 --> 00:12:57,198
"Spin an even number
for a blood transfusion
374
00:12:57,283 --> 00:12:58,908
or lose the patient and your next turn"?
375
00:12:58,993 --> 00:13:01,077
- You got to be kidding me.
- You got this, T.
376
00:13:01,102 --> 00:13:02,977
- Do it for kitty.
- Five. Damn it.
377
00:13:03,002 --> 00:13:04,849
Ooh. Sorry, kitty.
378
00:13:04,874 --> 00:13:06,958
She can be friends with
the other ones you lost.
379
00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:08,186
In pet heaven.
380
00:13:08,211 --> 00:13:10,086
Tina, it doesn't seem like
381
00:13:10,111 --> 00:13:11,356
you're really enjoying this.
382
00:13:11,381 --> 00:13:12,917
We don't have to keep playing.
383
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:14,984
Uh, what are you talking about?
384
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:16,259
I-I love this game.
385
00:13:16,284 --> 00:13:18,071
I don't even care at
all how bad I'm doing.
386
00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:21,051
I heard she went
to the worst vet school.
387
00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:24,300
Do you think Bob can pull this off?
388
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,454
Oh, yeah. Bob is great
at talking on the phone.
389
00:13:26,479 --> 00:13:28,396
Unless it's to my mother. Or-or people.
390
00:13:28,481 --> 00:13:31,102
But maybe he's great at
talking to male strippers?
391
00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:32,460
Ah, I'm so nervous.
392
00:13:32,485 --> 00:13:34,986
I-I'm gonna drink some more
of my Scotch on the Beach.
393
00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:36,219
Excuse me, waiter.
394
00:13:36,364 --> 00:13:38,114
Can I take these shells home with me?
395
00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:39,425
Uh, those are yours to keep, ma'am.
396
00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,909
Yes! Anyone else keeping your shells?
397
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,056
- Can I have your shells?
- What, you want my shrimp tails?
398
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,080
Yeah. Give 'em to me.
399
00:13:45,105 --> 00:13:46,224
Should we get another round?
400
00:13:46,249 --> 00:13:47,729
- You want another round?
- Ms. Baker.
401
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,125
- Look at you.
- What?
402
00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:50,150
It's not a school night.
403
00:13:50,175 --> 00:13:51,646
Who wants stickers?
404
00:13:51,671 --> 00:13:54,088
- I'll take one.
- Ooh, everybody gets stickers.
405
00:13:54,113 --> 00:13:55,400
I'm so full of seafood
406
00:13:55,425 --> 00:13:58,301
but I'm saving room for Pickles!
407
00:13:58,326 --> 00:14:00,387
- Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.
- Yeah. Pickles.
408
00:14:00,412 --> 00:14:02,287
I'm putting my sticker on my face.
409
00:14:02,393 --> 00:14:05,310
Hot cousin Dave. It-it's Bob Belcher.
410
00:14:05,335 --> 00:14:07,043
Your cousin Jen babysits for us.
411
00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:08,663
I mean, our-our kids.
412
00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:09,896
We're-we're grownups.
413
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,261
Quick, uh, work question for you.
414
00:14:11,357 --> 00:14:13,065
Um, do you happen to have Throb,
415
00:14:13,212 --> 00:14:15,128
Rocket and Steve's phone numbers?
416
00:14:15,153 --> 00:14:16,611
Which Throb? There's more than one?
417
00:14:16,779 --> 00:14:20,239
Hi, uh, is this, um,
Throb? Oh, sorry. Terry.
418
00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:22,737
Your real name isn't
Throb. I-I... of course.
419
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,221
Well, uh, hot Dave gave me your number.
420
00:14:25,246 --> 00:14:27,204
You guys don't call him that?
421
00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:28,831
I-I think he's pretty hot.
422
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:31,330
Uh, I'm wondering if
you're busy... oh...
423
00:14:31,355 --> 00:14:33,146
You're at a nursing home? Stripping?
424
00:14:33,171 --> 00:14:34,503
Right, not stripping.
425
00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:36,172
You're w-w... You're with your father.
426
00:14:36,257 --> 00:14:38,090
That's-that's nice. Is he mobile?
427
00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:40,046
You're making pizza. That's, uh,
428
00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:41,404
that's great, uh, Rocket.
429
00:14:41,429 --> 00:14:44,472
Uh, well, tell your son happy birthday
430
00:14:44,599 --> 00:14:45,389
from-from me.
431
00:14:45,475 --> 00:14:47,016
Hey, Steve, uh, my name is Bob.
432
00:14:47,143 --> 00:14:49,143
I-I got your number from hot Dave,
433
00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:50,975
who I guess isn't considered
434
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,332
hot in your community, but anyway,
435
00:14:52,357 --> 00:14:54,751
uh, this is, uh, kind of a hail Mary,
436
00:14:54,776 --> 00:14:56,692
but, uh, here-here it is.
437
00:14:56,778 --> 00:14:58,647
♪ We're getting in the limo ♪
438
00:14:58,672 --> 00:15:00,798
♪ we're getting in the limo! ♪
439
00:15:00,823 --> 00:15:02,490
Whoa. Ms. Baker loosened up.
440
00:15:02,515 --> 00:15:04,023
Lot of Mai Tais. So many.
441
00:15:04,243 --> 00:15:05,679
Well? Are they coming? I'm freaking out.
442
00:15:05,703 --> 00:15:08,074
- I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know?
443
00:15:08,099 --> 00:15:09,515
Well, Throb is with his dad
444
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,995
and it's Rocket's son's
birthday. They're having pizza.
445
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:13,686
But I left a voice mail for Steve.
446
00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:15,665
Uh, a good voice mail? I think?
447
00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:17,106
I mean, you know, for me?
448
00:15:17,131 --> 00:15:18,359
So we don't know if he's coming?
449
00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:20,508
What do we do? We get Bob to strip?
450
00:15:20,696 --> 00:15:22,362
Bob, what are you
comfortable showing us?
451
00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:24,220
I-I don't think that's a good plan.
452
00:15:24,347 --> 00:15:25,950
I think we just take
her to the restaurant
453
00:15:25,974 --> 00:15:27,176
and hope Steve shows up.
454
00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:28,451
Oh! We're screwed.
455
00:15:28,476 --> 00:15:30,628
Well, who knows? Maybe
she's all full of shrimp
456
00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:33,081
and oysters and shots
that Gretchen made up
457
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,563
that used vodka and tartar sauce
458
00:15:34,649 --> 00:15:36,889
in a way that seemed to make
the bartenders uncomfortable
459
00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:38,938
and now she's sitting
down in the cozy limo
460
00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:41,547
and she won't be that
excited for strippers anymore?
461
00:15:41,572 --> 00:15:43,564
Strippers! Strippers!
462
00:15:43,616 --> 00:15:45,767
Strippers! Strippers!
463
00:15:48,713 --> 00:15:50,724
Well, we are here, ladies.
464
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:53,059
At the restar... I-I
m... I mean, uh, Pickles.
465
00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:55,164
The private Pickles place.
466
00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:56,396
Yup, private Pickles.
467
00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:58,629
It's better than regular
old public Pickles
468
00:15:58,715 --> 00:16:00,464
because here you get the dancers
469
00:16:00,652 --> 00:16:03,486
or maybe a dancer all to ourselves.
470
00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:05,071
I-It's, like, a premium package.
471
00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:07,050
Yeah, yeah. Um, uh, Dob,
472
00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:08,491
any word on your, uh,
473
00:16:08,516 --> 00:16:10,260
limo driver phone about anything?
474
00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:11,285
Nothing.
475
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,295
- Wait, isn't this your restauran...
- Hey.
476
00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:14,289
You haven't been here before.
477
00:16:14,313 --> 00:16:15,791
- You don't know where you are.
- Ow! Oh!
478
00:16:15,815 --> 00:16:17,435
- Ow!
- Looks like a burger place.
479
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,669
That's why it's such
a good private club.
480
00:16:19,694 --> 00:16:20,980
Let's go in.
481
00:16:21,005 --> 00:16:22,588
Spin an odd number
482
00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:24,321
or the bunny will have to be euthanized.
483
00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:25,592
Oh, I don't know if I can take this.
484
00:16:25,616 --> 00:16:27,366
Tina, I can't believe I'm saying this,
485
00:16:27,535 --> 00:16:29,905
but it's pretty late. We
should probably go to bed?
486
00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:32,181
No. We started this and
we have to finish it.
487
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,869
Kids? What are you still doing up?
488
00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:36,686
I'm just, um, getting
sheets for the restaurant.
489
00:16:36,711 --> 00:16:38,247
Is the restaurant cold?
490
00:16:38,272 --> 00:16:39,313
Um, here's the thing.
491
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:40,838
Sometimes mommies and daddies
492
00:16:40,923 --> 00:16:42,026
are doing a bachelorette party
493
00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:43,340
and the strip club is closed
494
00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:45,070
and you have to have the
strippers come to you.
495
00:16:45,094 --> 00:16:46,135
We know all that.
496
00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:48,429
Meaning, come to the restaurant?
497
00:16:48,454 --> 00:16:49,991
Uh, yes. W-We hope.
498
00:16:50,016 --> 00:16:51,016
We haven't heard back.
499
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,119
Are you sure we shouldn't, um,
500
00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:53,494
come down there and help out?
501
00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:55,140
Serve waters, choreograph numbers?
502
00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:57,707
Sorry. Kids at a bachelorette
party kind of kills the vibe.
503
00:16:57,732 --> 00:16:59,000
No offense. Now go to bed.
504
00:16:59,025 --> 00:17:00,107
And stay out of my room.
505
00:17:00,234 --> 00:17:01,734
Okay. Yeah, we'll just go to bed
506
00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:03,360
while Pickles is going on downstairs.
507
00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:05,817
That's what I say every
night. Talking about my hm-hm.
508
00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:08,259
Okay, I have a proposal
as your babysitter.
509
00:17:08,284 --> 00:17:09,884
We stop playing the
game, get the ladder,
510
00:17:09,911 --> 00:17:11,388
go into the attic, drop
down into the crawlspace
511
00:17:11,412 --> 00:17:12,764
and watch the stripper party
512
00:17:12,789 --> 00:17:13,849
through the vent in the restaurant.
513
00:17:13,873 --> 00:17:15,089
Whoa. Uh, okay.
514
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:16,530
I like sneaking into places.
515
00:17:16,584 --> 00:17:18,584
- Let's do that.
- But good game, everybody.
516
00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:20,689
- Who knows who would have won.
- Neck and neck.
517
00:17:20,713 --> 00:17:22,357
But I feel bad about that cat's neck.
518
00:17:22,381 --> 00:17:24,358
Great, let's go see some grownups
519
00:17:24,383 --> 00:17:26,926
acting like maniacs
around ding-a-lings.
520
00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:29,339
Good wine at this place, huh?
521
00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:30,657
Tastes like it was opened this week.
522
00:17:30,741 --> 00:17:33,868
Oh, he's not coming. This is a disaster.
523
00:17:33,893 --> 00:17:35,643
I'm so sorry, Gretchen.
524
00:17:35,728 --> 00:17:37,997
Uh, do you want me to strip?
525
00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:40,268
I mean, I would, I-if
we could, you know,
526
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,459
make it a lot darker in here,
527
00:17:41,484 --> 00:17:43,313
like, pretty much completely dark?
528
00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:46,297
No, let's just call it. But thanks.
529
00:17:46,322 --> 00:17:48,401
I'm just gonna tell her.
530
00:17:48,426 --> 00:17:50,426
Jestain, I screwed up everything.
531
00:17:50,451 --> 00:17:53,371
- No strippers are coming!
- Huh? W-What do you mean?
532
00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:55,264
I forgot to invite all your
friends until it was too late
533
00:17:55,289 --> 00:17:57,494
and that's why they're all busy tonight.
534
00:17:57,519 --> 00:18:00,580
And I forgot to get a limo
and Dob is actually Bob.
535
00:18:00,605 --> 00:18:02,832
He's a burger cook and
this is his restaurant.
536
00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:05,191
- Hi. Hello.
- And I never called Pickles,
537
00:18:05,216 --> 00:18:06,735
so I didn't know that they were closed.
538
00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:08,546
I just messed up everything.
539
00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:11,572
I'm the worst person you
could have asked to do this.
540
00:18:11,597 --> 00:18:13,212
- Oh.
- Boo!
541
00:18:13,237 --> 00:18:16,115
I'm sorry. I wanted this to be great.
542
00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,140
I wanted to do this for you 'cause you
543
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,956
look up to me so much.
544
00:18:19,981 --> 00:18:21,333
There's more crying at this
545
00:18:21,357 --> 00:18:22,565
strip club than I expected.
546
00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:25,086
Huh. It was a lot of
work to get down here
547
00:18:25,111 --> 00:18:27,839
and I'm not sure how we get out.
It's fine. Never mind.
548
00:18:27,864 --> 00:18:29,902
I'm sorry, Jestain. I'm
a terrible big sister.
549
00:18:29,927 --> 00:18:31,968
- Gretchen...
- I ruined your party.
550
00:18:31,993 --> 00:18:34,201
- You're not terrible.
- You don't get it, Linda.
551
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,036
You're always the perfect older sister.
552
00:18:36,122 --> 00:18:37,492
- Mm...
- I mean, I'm not.
553
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,392
- Definitely not.
- Okay, Gayle.
554
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,375
She makes a lot of mistakes.
555
00:18:41,502 --> 00:18:44,044
You know, one time she tried
to sleep with my husband.
556
00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:45,626
No, Gayle. That was you.
557
00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:47,859
- My husband. And you. Bob.
- That's true.
558
00:18:47,884 --> 00:18:49,383
Well, that's not how I remember it.
559
00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:51,584
I'm just saying, big sisters are allowed
560
00:18:51,609 --> 00:18:53,860
to make mistakes,
too. We're not perfect.
561
00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:55,385
Otherwise, how do little sisters
562
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:56,868
know it's okay not to be perfect?
563
00:18:56,893 --> 00:18:58,805
Oh, that's what
you've been doing for me.
564
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,371
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
565
00:19:00,396 --> 00:19:04,310
Gretch, I know tonight
didn't go exactly as planned.
566
00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:06,158
Like, none of my friends could come.
567
00:19:06,183 --> 00:19:08,360
Though Ms. Baker is
making her way up there!
568
00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:09,446
That's right.
569
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,632
But you're the coolest person I know.
570
00:19:11,657 --> 00:19:13,529
You're, like, the one I want to be with
571
00:19:13,554 --> 00:19:15,595
on my bachelorette party night.
572
00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:19,876
- I freakin' love you.
- I freakin' love you, too!
573
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,181
- I still have a hemorrhoid.
- What?
574
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,455
It-it's not better. It hurts.
575
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,896
I'm in a lot of pain right now.
576
00:19:24,921 --> 00:19:26,337
I-I lied.
577
00:19:26,362 --> 00:19:29,012
I knew it. That man has
been clenched for three days.
578
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,735
I was so scared at the doctor, Lin.
579
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,552
When he was about to put
the needle in my butt,
580
00:19:33,577 --> 00:19:35,948
I just wanted you to be
there to hold my hand.
581
00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:38,242
But I was too embarrassed to ask you
582
00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:39,494
to come to the butt doctor with me.
583
00:19:39,518 --> 00:19:42,014
Oh, my god, of course
I'd hold your hand.
584
00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:43,664
I don't want you to be scared.
585
00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:45,434
You're my big, strong boy.
586
00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:47,084
Thanks, Lin. Uh, sorry.
587
00:19:47,109 --> 00:19:49,526
It seemed like we were
all confessing things.
588
00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:50,945
Are we in the right place?
589
00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:52,404
- Steve?
- You came!
590
00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:53,466
Oh. Hi, Steve.
591
00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:55,779
Well, it was hard to say no
to that voice mail.
592
00:19:55,804 --> 00:19:57,053
That guy sounded so desperate.
593
00:19:57,078 --> 00:19:58,740
Hey. Uh, that-that was me.
594
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,056
I-I... I get that a lot.
595
00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:01,474
I brought my friend smooth.
596
00:20:01,499 --> 00:20:03,101
I'm sorry we can't do
the tea party routine,
597
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:05,584
but smooth and I can do
the Double Dutch routine.
598
00:20:05,628 --> 00:20:07,248
I don't know if you've seen that one.
599
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,439
Oh, Tea Party.
600
00:20:08,464 --> 00:20:10,168
Sorry, we need a third person
601
00:20:10,193 --> 00:20:11,359
for the High Tea Finale.
602
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:14,208
- We form kind of a pyramid.
- Oh, I know.
603
00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:15,899
The Double Dutch is still pretty good.
604
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,425
I mean, it's no Tea Party, but what is?
605
00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:20,303
I'll be your third!
606
00:20:20,328 --> 00:20:21,911
- Oh, wow. - Damn.
- Seriously?
607
00:20:21,936 --> 00:20:23,454
- Um...
- I know every move.
608
00:20:23,479 --> 00:20:25,656
And I'm strong. I'll be the base.
609
00:20:25,681 --> 00:20:26,855
Right on. I'll be the top.
610
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,501
Can we borrow some cups and saucers?
611
00:20:28,526 --> 00:20:29,526
- Uh...
- Sure.
612
00:20:29,735 --> 00:20:31,485
- Smooth?
- Let's serve some tea.
613
00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:33,253
Okay, all right, here we go.
614
00:20:33,278 --> 00:20:35,520
This makes me want tiny sandwiches.
615
00:20:35,545 --> 00:20:36,752
Wait, where are they going?
616
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,296
No, no, no. Are they
climbing onto the counter?
617
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,548
We can only see their feet.
I don't want to just see feet.
618
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,072
Watching you right now is
my favorite part so far.
619
00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:44,658
You look like a dog
that got locked out of
620
00:20:44,683 --> 00:20:45,974
a tennis ball store.
621
00:20:45,999 --> 00:20:48,346
Too soon. She lost a lot of dogs today.
622
00:20:48,371 --> 00:20:49,682
Oh, god.
623
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,914
- Take it off!
- Yeah!
624
00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:52,749
You got to be freakin' kidding me.
625
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,202
C-careful with the cups.
626
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:56,169
Careful with the cups!
627
00:20:56,194 --> 00:20:58,653
♪ Tea party, party ♪
628
00:20:58,678 --> 00:21:02,096
♪ party, party, party ♪
629
00:21:02,121 --> 00:21:05,447
- ♪ little chairs ♪
- Sittin' in little chairs.
630
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,138
- ♪ Little saucers ♪
- Little saucers.
631
00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:09,075
- ♪ Tea cups ♪
- Tea cups.
632
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,495
- ♪ And tiny sandwiches ♪
- Tiny sandwiches.
633
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,935
♪ Spraying tea ♪
634
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,686
- Spraying tea...
- ♪ Everywhere ♪
635
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,666
-Like he was the damn fountain
-♪ Damn fountain ♪
636
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,440
- At the Bellagio!
- ♪ at the Bellagio ♪
637
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,105
-In that moment, everything in the world
-♪ Tea party... ♪
638
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:22,714
- Felt beautiful.
- Oh, my gosh.
639
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:24,447
♪ Tea party, party... ♪
640
00:21:24,472 --> 00:21:26,885
Now I don't have
to burn something you love!
641
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,827
I'm the best big sister ever!
642
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:32,338
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