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Morning, pancake.
Sorry, did I wake you up?
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I didn't sleep that great.
It's Saturday morning.
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So tonight is Saturday
night, which is...
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You-know-what. Yup.
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Feeling a little... stressed, I guess.
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Should we do that thing that
calms me down? Yeah? Okay.
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♪ One, two, three.
Islands in the stream ♪
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♪ that is what we are. ♪
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Okay, no, I'm sorry, that's where
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you're supposed to come in.
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- Rudy, breakfast.
- Okay. Coming.
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I made something pretty
egg-cellent for us.
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It's eggs. That's why I said that.
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I, uh, looked up the
menu for the restaurant
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we're going to tonight, and...
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- They have breadsticks.
- Oh, yum. That's great.
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Yep. And dipping sauces,
if you can believe it.
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You excited? I'm excited.
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Uh-huh. Yeah. Yes.
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And now I'm familiar with the menu,
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so I can just relax
and enjoy the evening.
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Focus on having fun with everybody.
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'Cause it's gonna be so fun.
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- For sure.
- You jazzed?
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- Very jazzed.
- Jazzed twins, aren't we?
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Okay, I'm gonna go get the car washed,
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and then I need to exchange
a shirt at the mall.
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- Y-You want to come?
- Sure.
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Decided to get a size bigger.
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Been putting on a few
muscles lately. Little bit.
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- Uh-huh.
- Is this muscle bigger?
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- Oh, y-yes.
- Feel it.
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Whoa... oh, wait. No, that's your elbow.
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Whoa.
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Yup, that's 'cause I installed
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- that pull-up bar.
- Mm-hmm.
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I mean, I had someone
else install it for me.
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But I use it. Couple times a month.
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Hey, dad, can we can
stop at the magic store
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on the way to the mall? I want
to get a new trick for tonight.
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Oh, right, of course. The
main event of these dinners.
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Tableside magic by the amazing Rudy.
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- I mean, I-I try to bring it.
- And you do bring it.
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Now, can you make my
armpit eczema disappear?
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Just a little
joke. It's-it's under control.
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- Pretty much.
- Yeah, it is. Fist bump.
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- Oh, wait. No, I thought...
- Yeah, I went for the,
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I was going for the
high-five, so, sorry.
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I thought we
were fist-bumping.
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Yeah. Okay, no, you said
fist bump, so let's...
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Hold on. Here, here we go.
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Okay, that's... n-now
you're just grabbing my...
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Okay, I'm gonna... uh,
here I go, I'm gonna let go.
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No, no, no. You got to stay in the car.
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A magician never lets people
come with him into a magic shop.
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Right. Right. Uh, you need money?
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I'm good. I've still got $13
left over from mowing lawns.
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- Well, I mean... one lawn.
- Yeah.
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It was a fun way to learn
I'm allergic to grass.
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I'm glad they found me when they did.
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- Hmm...
- Is that Rudy the cutie?
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Oh, hi, Esmeralda. Yeah it's me.
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Horace here, too?
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No, he's at a cape
conference in Cape Cod.
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Told him to bring me
back something flashy.
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Looking for anything in particular?
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Well, looking for something
that can really wow
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a group and work in
a restaurant situation.
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Okay.
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So maybe it could be
kind of an icebreaker,
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maybe sort of a conversation piece.
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Just, you know, a
magic trick that brings
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all of humanity together,
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even in the most awkward
of fine dining experiences.
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- Under $13, please.
- Hmm...
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All right, teeny Houdini.
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We just got a new sleeve scarf trick in.
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Two more scarves in this one.
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- Mm...
- Okay, how about rings?
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- Yeah, uh, I don't know.
- Okay, let me think.
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- Is this a fancy restaurant?
- They serve breadsticks.
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Hmm. Oh, I have just the thing.
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Sodium polyacrylate.
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Sodium poly... what'd you say?
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Step over here and I'll
show you how it works.
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It'll be perfect for the setting.
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It's $8.99 plus tax.
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Leaves you a little
left over for a cocktail.
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- You're 21, right?
- I turned 35 last month,
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but thank you.
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Just kidding. Oh, it
feels good to laugh.
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So, uh, Rudy, a-about tonight...
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Yep. I'm jazzed. Whoo!
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- Oh, yeah, yeah. No, me, too. Me, too.
- Great.
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But I-I-I did want to say,
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I know these dinners, you know, um...
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You-you've always been
a trooper, and, uh,
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and-and-and-and I know tonight is gonna
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be a little different, you
know, uh, guest-list-wise.
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And, oop, okay, it's our turn.
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All right. Here we go.
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I-i-i was...
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I was just saying, I-I mean,
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I just... I-I-I wanted to
say... uh, this is so loud.
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Yeah, it is!
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- Yeah, I-I think Paul's very nice!
- What?!
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And-and-and we all
love you so very much!
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- What?!
- And we love...
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- What?!
- I said...
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Hi. Uh, can I exchange
this for a size up?
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Of course.
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Put a
chin-up bar in my house,
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and my sleeves have noticed.
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- What?
- Nothing. Nothing.
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Hey, dad, can I meet
you at better off head?
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- Oh, uh, th-the kiosk?
- Yeah.
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Maybe I'll wear a hat tonight.
Little head candy never hurt.
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Okay. Yeah, sure. Hey.
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Don't try on any hats I wouldn't try on.
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I know. No berets.
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They just don't work with
our family's head shape.
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Hmm. Not really me, but not not me.
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Ooh, now that's a daring Danny.
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People made wishes
with those coins, Louise.
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But what if their wish was for us
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to use that change to get a
giant chocolate chip cookie?
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My wish is just to soak my
barking dogs for a minute.
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Okay, kids. Your dad bought
his new special pillow.
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For my special neck.
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We love that you can't
turn your head all the way.
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- We get away with so much.
- Hmm.
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Come on. Let's go pick out grandma
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and grandpa's anniversary gift.
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Okay. Tina was thinking
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about stealing money from the fountain.
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Wait, what? No, I wasn't.
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Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
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We could get 'em
these glass turtles with
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the red heart in between that says
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"we're turtle-y in love."
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- Classy.
- Or...
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The wooden paperweight
with the Eiffel Tower carved
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into it that says
"paperweights are for lovers"?
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- Trashy.
- Hey, guys.
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Rude-a-than.
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What brings you to the mall, young man?
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- Oh, I was just looking at hats.
- In all the wrong places?
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Just kidding. The mall's
a good place to find a hat.
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And a spouse.
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Okay, Rudy, if you were my parents,
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which one would you want?
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- Huh?
- You're here,
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you're a part of this now.
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Oh, uh, they're both confusing.
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Turtles.
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Let's just pick something
and pay for it, please.
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We got to get home and make
my Gene-got-a-b-minus dinner.
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Because I got my science
grade up from an f-plus.
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- Aw, my little bunsen burner.
- Guy gets one b-minus.
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I get to pick any dinner I want,
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and I picked loaded
baked potato lasagna,
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which is something I made up
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when I was definitely
paying attention in science.
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Are you sure you don't
want something else?
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It's my day.
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- It's his day, dad.
- Yup.
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It's just, just, I'm not
sure lasagna should include
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a loaded baked potato
or a cornbread crust.
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Rudy, you should come over for dinner.
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I think it's gonna be one of
the worst foods we've ever tried.
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Uh, actually, I can't
come. I have plans.
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Ooh. Plans. Fancy.
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- Look at you.
- Are you going to the opera?
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- Watch out for phantoms.
- No, it's just a family thing.
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That's okay, I'm sure
Gene will talk my mom
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into making gross food
some other time, too.
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Thanks. Well, better get
back to better off head.
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My dad's meeting me
there. See you at school.
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I'm not sure I'm gonna go anymore,
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- but if I do, I'll look you up.
- Okay.
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Yeah, and I probably don't need to go
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because I'm so smart now, but maybe.
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- All right, here we go.
- Yep.
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Our monthly "we're still a
family" dinner with your mom.
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But now with my friend Vicki
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and your mom's friend Paul. Boyfriend.
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- Boy who's a friend.
- Right.
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Yeah, it's gonna be a great night.
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Yep. Yeah. Great. Just
all of us just hanging out.
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Hey, do you think I should,
uh, tuck my shirt in?
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It is long.
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There's just a... it's
just a lot of fabric.
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Tucked in, it looks like
I got puffy underwear on.
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Cool puffy underwear.
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Maybe I blouse it a
little bit, like this?
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Should I not wear this hat?
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What? No. Confident Conrad,
it's a, it's a great look.
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Yeah, but... well, maybe I won't.
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No, now I'm going untucked. Untucked.
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- Okay.
- Maybe, maybe yes on the hat.
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- I mean, it's hard to tell.
- Did this get longer?
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I mean, it's, like,
down to my knees now.
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Or I could do hat off.
Maybe I just carry it.
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You know what, we both
look great. Let's go.
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We're leaving the condo.
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- I, I have to poop.
- Oh, boy, really?
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You know what, I need to go, too.
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- Untucking.
- Okay, can I go first?
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- No, that's...
- And cutting in line, cutting in line.
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- Excuse me.
- Dad, ah, you pushed me!
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I'm sorry. You know how I am.
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Play music. It's gonna be bad.
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Turn on the fan.
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- How's the weather back there?
- What?
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Just... how's the temperature?
You need some AC or heat?
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- It's good.
- Good.
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Oh, oh, good, you got the backpack.
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Glad you didn't forget it.
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Your literal "bag of tricks."
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It wouldn't be a family dinner
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without the latest amazing Rudy trick.
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I've actually been trying out
Rudy the Illusionary Visionary.
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- Ooh, chills.
- Yeah, not to build it up too much.
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Sure, sure. No. Of course.
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So glad we do these dinners,
me, you and your mom.
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And now we're adding some more people,
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but that's good, too, right?
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I mean, Paul and Vicki.
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And me and your mom.
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I-I mean, I mean,
not Paul-and-Vicki.
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Your mom and Paul, and me and Vicki.
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A-And you, of course.
You're the guest of honor.
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But not a guest 'cause you're our child.
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If anyone's a guest, it's Vicki
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'cause she and I haven't been
seeing each other very long.
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Dad, you sound kinda nervous.
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Ha, yeah, I guess I am a little.
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Got the motormouth
going there, didn't I?
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00:08:58,253 --> 00:08:59,344
Uh, not in a bad way.
241
00:08:59,369 --> 00:09:01,031
But, okay, if I do that at dinner
242
00:09:01,056 --> 00:09:02,973
just kick me under the table, please.
243
00:09:03,058 --> 00:09:04,452
- Okay, dad.
- Yeah, but not too hard.
244
00:09:04,476 --> 00:09:05,767
You know how my calves bruise.
245
00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,080
That's what makes them interesting.
246
00:09:07,104 --> 00:09:09,095
Beautiful rainbow calves.
247
00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,536
Thanks, pal.
248
00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:14,814
So...
249
00:09:14,839 --> 00:09:16,797
Uh, so, should we get
a drink at the bar?
250
00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:18,234
I'd love a drink.
251
00:09:18,259 --> 00:09:20,217
Oh, it looks kind of crowded.
252
00:09:20,242 --> 00:09:22,220
I could try and get us
drinks and bring 'em back here.
253
00:09:22,244 --> 00:09:24,124
Oh. Oh, that's... that's nice of you.
254
00:09:24,149 --> 00:09:26,390
I-I'm good. Or unless
you... you want to?
255
00:09:26,415 --> 00:09:28,623
If-if you are going, i'd
take a glass of red wine,
256
00:09:28,648 --> 00:09:30,060
if they have a, uh...
257
00:09:30,085 --> 00:09:31,765
Vicki, what's the...
What's the red I like?
258
00:09:31,790 --> 00:09:33,063
I have no idea.
259
00:09:33,088 --> 00:09:34,848
Okay, maybe a Margarita.
260
00:09:34,873 --> 00:09:37,067
Or you know what? It's so
hard to carry four drinks.
261
00:09:37,092 --> 00:09:38,987
Just don't worry about it.
It's actually... i'm-I'm good.
262
00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:40,496
Stieblitz party of five?
263
00:09:40,521 --> 00:09:42,281
Oh, that's us, just like the show.
264
00:09:42,306 --> 00:09:44,389
You know, the TV show Party of Five?
265
00:09:44,558 --> 00:09:46,202
- I'm sorry, I don't know it.
- Sure you do.
266
00:09:46,226 --> 00:09:47,851
It was really popular in the '90s.
267
00:09:47,876 --> 00:09:50,914
- I was born in 2002.
- Oh, uh, all right.
268
00:09:50,939 --> 00:09:53,815
Let's just go to the table.
269
00:10:01,593 --> 00:10:03,385
Ah!
270
00:10:03,410 --> 00:10:05,368
- Ta-da!
- Oh.
271
00:10:07,141 --> 00:10:08,557
Oh.
272
00:10:16,287 --> 00:10:18,120
Oh.
273
00:10:24,307 --> 00:10:28,026
Uh, welcome, everyone. I am
Rudy the Illusionary Visionary.
274
00:10:28,051 --> 00:10:31,153
- I love it.
- And now, empty cup, right?
275
00:10:31,238 --> 00:10:33,623
Please pass it around and
confirm that this is in fact
276
00:10:33,648 --> 00:10:35,398
a normal plastic cup.
277
00:10:35,423 --> 00:10:37,312
- Yup, empty.
- Beer pong, anyone?
278
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,087
- Totally normal.
- Couldn't be more empty.
279
00:10:39,112 --> 00:10:40,840
And now I take this
totally normal water here.
280
00:10:40,864 --> 00:10:42,359
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh-huh. - Yeah.
281
00:10:42,384 --> 00:10:45,004
And I will pour it into the
cup, say a few magic words.
282
00:10:45,029 --> 00:10:46,598
Mandy Patinkin, Mandy Patinkin.
283
00:10:46,623 --> 00:10:49,416
I will turn it over, and
the water will be gone.
284
00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:51,376
- Whoa.
- Uh-oh. - Oh. Oh. Oh, my god.
285
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,605
- Oh, boy. - My suede slacks.
- I'm sorry.
286
00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:55,678
I'm sorry. That wasn't
supposed to happen like that.
287
00:10:55,703 --> 00:10:57,340
I didn't do enough banter.
288
00:10:57,384 --> 00:10:59,342
I was supposed to wait 30 seconds.
289
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,951
That's okay, honey. I
loved it, loved the trick.
290
00:11:01,976 --> 00:11:03,865
Can we, uh, get some napkins over here?
291
00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:06,565
- But it didn't work.
- Anything I can help you with, folks?
292
00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:08,230
Uh, it's just a little
spill, no big deal.
293
00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:10,475
A towel or some napkins would be great.
294
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,375
- What is this stuff?
- Sodium polyacrylate.
295
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,817
- What?
- I'm not supposed to reveal my tricks.
296
00:11:14,899 --> 00:11:17,713
It-it-it's okay to-to
tell, if it stains.
297
00:11:17,798 --> 00:11:20,465
Sodium polyacrylate. I-I
don't think it stains.
298
00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:22,115
It's what they put in diapers.
299
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,802
- It's what? - It's what?
- I was supposed to wait
300
00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:25,410
for the powder to absorb the water.
301
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,227
Hey, hey, hey, don't-don't sweat it.
302
00:11:27,252 --> 00:11:29,357
How about you try the
trick again after dessert?
303
00:11:29,382 --> 00:11:31,298
No, I can't. I only brought one packet.
304
00:11:31,415 --> 00:11:34,124
I got to go to the bathroom. Excuse me.
305
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,930
Are you all right?
306
00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:05,949
Oh, yup, totally. That's okay.
307
00:12:05,974 --> 00:12:09,858
Th-thank you for... nice
to meet you.
308
00:12:13,293 --> 00:12:15,210
And good night to you. Mwah.
309
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,985
And good night to you. Mwah.
310
00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:18,718
And good night to you. Mwah.
311
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:22,569
And good night to you. Mwah.
And good night to you. Mwah.
312
00:12:22,594 --> 00:12:24,135
And to you, Kevin. Mwah.
313
00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:25,637
Good night to you most of all.
314
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,908
- Gene, please stop kissing the ketchups.
- Never!
315
00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:29,427
- Good night, Kevin.
- Aw, Kevin.
316
00:12:29,452 --> 00:12:31,077
- Rudy?!
- None of them are named Rudy.
317
00:12:31,102 --> 00:12:32,268
No, look, it's Rudy.
318
00:12:32,395 --> 00:12:34,103
He must have come for dinner after all.
319
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,544
Rudy, come in.
320
00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:37,585
I mean, actually don't
come in. We're coming out.
321
00:12:37,609 --> 00:12:39,776
I got to go take the super
lasagna out of the oven.
322
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,130
What happened to your dinner
thing? You get stood up?
323
00:12:42,155 --> 00:12:44,424
Oh, it got moved around.
324
00:12:44,449 --> 00:12:46,533
Great. Now you can have
gross lasagna with us.
325
00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:49,015
Yeah. Go on up. Did your
parents drop you off?
326
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,206
Oh, uh, yup. Yeah, they dropped me off.
327
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,558
Okay, I'll just finish by myself.
328
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,769
Great idea, dad. That's
why you're the boss.
329
00:12:56,377 --> 00:12:59,207
Look at that, Rudy. I can't
wait to see her come out.
330
00:12:59,232 --> 00:13:00,982
- It's beautiful.
- Isn't it?
331
00:13:01,007 --> 00:13:02,544
My creation, come to life.
332
00:13:02,569 --> 00:13:05,111
This must be how dad felt
when I was being born.
333
00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:07,220
- My lasagna is crowning!
- Whoa.
334
00:13:07,305 --> 00:13:08,972
Wow. Lot... lot of smells.
335
00:13:09,057 --> 00:13:10,765
Some I don't understand?
336
00:13:10,809 --> 00:13:13,434
Okay, time to take this
thing out of the oven.
337
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,996
Whew! Ugh. Heavy.
338
00:13:15,021 --> 00:13:16,312
It weighs, like, 50 pounds.
339
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,166
That's the ideal weight for a lasagna.
340
00:13:18,191 --> 00:13:19,551
Hmm.
341
00:13:19,576 --> 00:13:21,814
Before we dig in, I just
want to say a few words.
342
00:13:21,839 --> 00:13:24,673
I could never
have made this dream a reality
343
00:13:24,698 --> 00:13:27,330
without the people who were
there to help me along the way.
344
00:13:27,355 --> 00:13:29,469
Mom, who's the wind beneath my noodles
345
00:13:29,494 --> 00:13:31,699
- and the boss of all my sauce.
- Aw.
346
00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:34,229
Dad for not
standing in my way with mom.
347
00:13:34,254 --> 00:13:35,534
- Hmm.
- Tina and Louise
348
00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,519
for letting me shine
brighter than you ever could.
349
00:13:37,544 --> 00:13:40,587
Rudy, love you, bro. Now let's eat!
350
00:13:42,004 --> 00:13:43,260
Okay, focus group.
351
00:13:43,285 --> 00:13:45,925
I want everyone's reactions,
summed up in one word.
352
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,737
- Mom, go.
- Uh... a lot.
353
00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:49,053
Okay, that's two words,
354
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,512
but I'll let it slide
because you made it.
355
00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:51,744
- Dad.
- So much.
356
00:13:51,769 --> 00:13:54,543
- Wrong. Louise.
- Food, question Mark?
357
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:56,193
Strike that from the record. Tina.
358
00:13:56,218 --> 00:13:58,785
Uh, lot of cheese and bacon
359
00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:01,512
and noodles and red
sauce and ground beef
360
00:14:01,537 --> 00:14:02,911
and chives and sour cream.
361
00:14:02,936 --> 00:14:04,512
And, um, is that a piece of bagel?
362
00:14:04,537 --> 00:14:06,426
Yup. Cinnamon raisin. One word, please.
363
00:14:06,451 --> 00:14:08,058
Okay, I'll say... bagel.
364
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,887
I feel like you guys aren't
rising to the challenge.
365
00:14:09,912 --> 00:14:12,582
- Rudy, reaction.
- One word? Groundbreaking.
366
00:14:12,607 --> 00:14:14,535
It's definitely better
than what I ordered.
367
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,477
- What you ordered?
- Ordered...
368
00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:17,918
Myself to eat at home.
369
00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:20,527
I said, "Rudy, I order
you to eat this food."
370
00:14:20,552 --> 00:14:21,996
Okay.
371
00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:24,397
Rudy, are you sure your
parents know where you are?
372
00:14:24,422 --> 00:14:26,547
Oh, yeah. I-I-I asked them
373
00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:29,637
if I could come over,
and they said, "oh, yeah."
374
00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:32,031
Okay, but maybe I should
give 'em just a quick call
375
00:14:32,056 --> 00:14:33,680
and check what time they want you back.
376
00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:35,538
What's your mom's number? Or your dad's?
377
00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:36,854
Or who are you with right now?
378
00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:39,296
Oh, um, I'm wi-with...
379
00:14:39,321 --> 00:14:41,332
You're with your dad
this weekend, right?
380
00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:42,426
He was at the mall?
381
00:14:42,451 --> 00:14:44,308
Yeah, either. You can call either.
382
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,092
They're-they're together. I
mean, they're not together,
383
00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:48,241
but it's complicated.
384
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:50,785
- But if you had to pick one...
- To call.
385
00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:53,363
Yeah, to call. Not
pick one, like pick one.
386
00:14:53,388 --> 00:14:55,012
God. Sorry.
387
00:14:56,385 --> 00:14:58,176
He's been in there a while.
388
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,840
Did he eat something funky earlier?
389
00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,114
I don't think so.
390
00:15:02,139 --> 00:15:03,779
I know he pooped before
we left the house.
391
00:15:03,804 --> 00:15:05,480
We both did. I'm sorry.
392
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,214
- Maybe I should go check on him.
- Uh, give him another minute.
393
00:15:08,239 --> 00:15:10,519
You know, he's at that age where
he doesn't always want us to...
394
00:15:10,544 --> 00:15:11,752
Right, yeah, yes.
395
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,338
What was it called again? The stuff?
396
00:15:13,363 --> 00:15:15,863
Oh, um, poly-carbonated something.
397
00:15:15,888 --> 00:15:18,494
- Sodium poly-calca... ah.
- Sodium poly-Cal... Cal... uh.
398
00:15:18,519 --> 00:15:20,399
- Mm-hmm.
- Did he say it's from diapers?
399
00:15:20,424 --> 00:15:22,566
- Probably not from used ones.
- Did he?
400
00:15:22,591 --> 00:15:25,139
It's going to voice mail.
Oh, the mailbox is full.
401
00:15:25,164 --> 00:15:26,455
Who decides when it's full?
402
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,999
The little man who
lives inside the phone?
403
00:15:28,024 --> 00:15:31,480
Well, this has been fun,
but, uh, I should get going,
404
00:15:31,505 --> 00:15:33,801
- get back to my family.
- But you just got here.
405
00:15:33,826 --> 00:15:35,821
- Is it the lasagna?
- Impossible.
406
00:15:35,846 --> 00:15:37,179
Well, how are you gonna get home?
407
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,830
I think it's a little too
late to walk by yourself.
408
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,598
Is it the smell? There is an odd smell.
409
00:15:41,623 --> 00:15:44,624
- Father!
- No. No! I-I just, um...
410
00:15:44,649 --> 00:15:47,163
I kinda, I kinda...
411
00:15:47,842 --> 00:15:50,025
walked out of dinner with my mom
412
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,952
and her boyfriend and
my dad and his... Vicki.
413
00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:55,436
We were all eating dinner
together for the first time,
414
00:15:55,461 --> 00:15:57,628
which, I guess, is how
family dinners are gonna be
415
00:15:57,653 --> 00:16:00,244
from now on, and I...
I did a magic trick,
416
00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:02,728
and it was gonna be pretty
good, but I messed it up.
417
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,169
And I, and I guess...
418
00:16:04,194 --> 00:16:06,827
Yeah, uh, technically, I ran away.
419
00:16:06,852 --> 00:16:08,301
- Wait, what?!
- Oh, boy.
420
00:16:08,326 --> 00:16:11,213
Um, they think I'm in the
bathroom at the restaurant,
421
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,821
- so, uh, I should go.
- Oh.
422
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:16,014
Uh, or they might be
calling the police right now?
423
00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:17,608
I mean, sometimes
424
00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:18,860
I take a pretty long
time in the bathroom.
425
00:16:18,885 --> 00:16:20,647
Brother, don't ever let
them make you feel bad
426
00:16:20,672 --> 00:16:22,046
for sitting through the credits.
427
00:16:22,071 --> 00:16:23,987
I'm gonna... try your dad again.
428
00:16:24,012 --> 00:16:25,811
And may-maybe your mom, too.
429
00:16:25,836 --> 00:16:28,647
- Just to let 'em know that you're safe.
- Right, yeah, right.
430
00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:30,749
And why don't I just drive Rudy back
431
00:16:30,774 --> 00:16:32,670
and walk him in? That'll be fine.
432
00:16:32,695 --> 00:16:34,695
Yeah, that-that-that
makes a lot of sense.
433
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,989
-Yeah.
-Uh, thank... thanks for having me.
434
00:16:37,014 --> 00:16:39,522
- It was really nice.
- Yeah, of course, hon.
435
00:16:39,547 --> 00:16:41,547
I'm just gonna wait out here.
436
00:16:41,572 --> 00:16:43,662
If it's okay, I just... yeah.
437
00:16:43,687 --> 00:16:45,646
I'll pack you a lasagna doggie bag.
438
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:49,084
How many pounds you
want? Five? Ten? Hmm?
439
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:55,966
Okay, Bob will drop him
off soon. Yeah. Uh-huh.
440
00:16:55,991 --> 00:16:58,408
Okay, bye. Did you
find the keys yet, Bob?
441
00:16:58,494 --> 00:17:01,203
Almost. I'm sure they're
gonna show up somehow.
442
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,769
- Keys do that, right?
- Yeah.
443
00:17:02,976 --> 00:17:04,934
- Now have you found them?
- Or now?
444
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:07,484
I promise to let everyone
know when I find the keys.
445
00:17:07,509 --> 00:17:09,795
- Okay. How about now?
- Yeah. No, Tina.
446
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,028
Your folks are okay,
just a little rattled.
447
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:13,901
I mean, surprised. Totally fine.
448
00:17:13,926 --> 00:17:15,968
Hopefully, Vicki's pants aren't stained.
449
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,988
I got sodium polyacrylate on 'em.
450
00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:20,305
- Is that drugs?
- No, it's from the magic trick
451
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,406
I tried to do at dinner.
452
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,855
Oh, I'm sure Vicki's
pants are fine, hon.
453
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,829
It's not like they were
suede or something, right?
454
00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:27,343
They were suede.
455
00:17:27,368 --> 00:17:28,991
Okay, it's fine. It's fine, honey.
456
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,876
Okay, I found the keys.
457
00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:32,776
- Great job, dad.
- Thank you.
458
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,695
- Do you still have them?
- Yeah. Yes.
459
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,887
- Um, can I walk Rudy back?
- What? - What?
460
00:17:36,912 --> 00:17:38,996
Can I walk back to the
restaurant with him?
461
00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:40,429
- Where is it?
- It's, uh...
462
00:17:40,454 --> 00:17:42,913
It-it-it's really
close, I, uh, I-I think.
463
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,897
I-I walked. I was walking.
464
00:17:44,922 --> 00:17:46,351
And-and not crying, at all.
465
00:17:46,376 --> 00:17:48,561
Th-then I was here, and...
466
00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:49,666
It's that way a few blocks.
467
00:17:49,712 --> 00:17:50,814
- Oh, plate and fork?
- Yeah.
468
00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:52,288
- How is it?
- I don't know.
469
00:17:52,313 --> 00:17:54,401
Kind of like a place
where adults eat food?
470
00:17:54,425 --> 00:17:57,301
Sounds like a hoot. Probably a
good thing if I tag along, huh?
471
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,256
Stay for dinner, make
amusing small talk?
472
00:17:59,281 --> 00:18:00,739
Oh, really? I mean, yeah.
473
00:18:00,764 --> 00:18:02,284
If you come, you can have half my meal,
474
00:18:02,308 --> 00:18:04,601
and then my dad can drop
you off here on our way home.
475
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,996
Sure, that lasagna was more
like an appetizer anyway.
476
00:18:07,021 --> 00:18:09,939
- Oh, please.
- So I'll walk rudes back to his foods?
477
00:18:09,994 --> 00:18:12,585
- Sound good?
- Uh, oh, uh...
478
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:15,027
- It's kind of dark.
- Yeah, it's not a problem.
479
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,176
I can get my brass knuckles.
480
00:18:16,201 --> 00:18:17,784
Anyone messes with us on the way,
481
00:18:17,809 --> 00:18:20,445
you dazzle 'em with magic,
and I'll dazzle 'em with pain.
482
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,421
- That's my girl.
- You have brass knuckles?
483
00:18:22,446 --> 00:18:24,321
Yeah. Christmas? Last year?
484
00:18:24,346 --> 00:18:26,304
Why did Santa bring those to you?
485
00:18:26,329 --> 00:18:27,968
Well, maybe Santa's from the streets.
486
00:18:27,993 --> 00:18:30,869
Santa wasn't worried about
siblings being knuckled?
487
00:18:30,894 --> 00:18:32,518
- Dad. - Bob.
- Okay, you can go.
488
00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:34,334
May-maybe no brass knuckles, though.
489
00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:36,101
- Just bare fists?
- Come on, Rudy.
490
00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:38,319
Well, bye. An-and thanks again.
491
00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:39,718
I'll call your parents and tell 'em
492
00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:41,156
you and Louise are on your way over,
493
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:42,991
and, uh, oh, Louise, let
me give you some money
494
00:18:43,015 --> 00:18:44,993
so you can pay for your
food. Bob, you got any money?
495
00:18:45,017 --> 00:18:47,934
- How much money?
- Um, eight dollars?
496
00:18:47,978 --> 00:18:50,557
Okay, uh, I'm sure there's
a soup or something.
497
00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:51,957
I'm not getting soup.
498
00:18:51,982 --> 00:18:53,668
But I'll give 'em the eight
bucks, and I'll tell 'em
499
00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:54,692
you're good for the rest.
500
00:18:54,735 --> 00:18:56,890
- You think they'll believe it?
- You can work out a payment plan.
501
00:18:56,915 --> 00:18:58,187
Okay. We're going. Goodbye.
502
00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:01,498
- You two, uh, have fun.
- Yeah. Bye.
503
00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:03,487
- Don't you have a lasagna to finish?
- Yes.
504
00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:04,346
Oh, god.
505
00:19:04,371 --> 00:19:06,555
I've thought of her every
moment I've been away.
506
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:11,234
♪ Why don't you lead me... ♪
507
00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:12,467
They-they'll be totally fine.
508
00:19:12,721 --> 00:19:15,221
No, I know. I just wanted to watch.
509
00:19:15,923 --> 00:19:17,776
What kind of desserts do
they have at this place?
510
00:19:17,801 --> 00:19:19,818
I'm not sure. They've got breadsticks.
511
00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:21,885
Okay. They can put sugar
on breadsticks, right?
512
00:19:22,012 --> 00:19:24,262
I bet they can. It's
a pretty classy place.
513
00:19:24,348 --> 00:19:25,847
Sweet girl we got there.
514
00:19:25,872 --> 00:19:27,794
- She is sometimes, isn't she?
- Family!
515
00:19:27,819 --> 00:19:31,021
Why am I the only one
sitting at the table?!
516
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,792
So what was this magic trick you did?
517
00:19:34,817 --> 00:19:37,566
Making water disappear. It
would have been pretty cool.
518
00:19:37,591 --> 00:19:39,170
Well, you got any other tricks?
519
00:19:39,195 --> 00:19:40,673
You can saw me in half if you want to.
520
00:19:40,698 --> 00:19:41,947
I think I could take it.
521
00:19:42,032 --> 00:19:43,802
Oh. You could help me
do "who's got the coin?"
522
00:19:43,826 --> 00:19:45,387
- You could be my secret partner.
- Sure.
523
00:19:45,411 --> 00:19:48,199
Yeah, there's a very simple code
I'm gonna teach you right now.
524
00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:50,099
- All right.
- But promise not to tell anyone.
525
00:19:50,124 --> 00:19:53,166
- Okay, okay, Rudy, geez.
- But also, if you mess up, it's fine.
526
00:19:53,191 --> 00:19:57,026
♪ Take me by the hand ♪
527
00:19:57,051 --> 00:19:59,134
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
528
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:04,409
♪ and why don't you lead me ♪
529
00:20:04,699 --> 00:20:08,659
♪ lead me to love ♪
530
00:20:08,684 --> 00:20:11,685
♪ right now ♪
531
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,328
♪ in everything you do ♪
532
00:20:15,353 --> 00:20:20,690
♪ and why can't you see, girl ♪
533
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:26,606
♪ I need a little love right now ♪
534
00:20:26,888 --> 00:20:29,722
♪ and show me that you do ♪
535
00:20:29,747 --> 00:20:33,248
♪ I want to hear you say ♪
536
00:20:34,311 --> 00:20:36,061
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
537
00:20:36,086 --> 00:20:38,795
♪ Yeah, baby. ♪
538
00:20:38,881 --> 00:20:42,250
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