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Normally, I'm a fan of
field trips, but on Halloween?

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Halloween's the one day
school is actually pretty okay.

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Yeah, I mean, I love skipping
gym for the costume parade.

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But, guys, we're going to

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the Celtic Farms
Historical Apple Orchard.

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I went there once when I was little.

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People dress up in old-timey clothes

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and teach you about
ancient farming techniques.

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- It's badass.
- Oh, Rudy.

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As long as we get back in
time for the costume parade.

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Gene and Tina and I
are doing a group thing

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and, not to brag, but I'm the best part.

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And what part would that be, exactly?

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I'm Helen Hunt, emphasis on the "hunt."

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When you see us together, you'll get it,

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- but it also works on its own.
- Yeah, it does.

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- I mean, after you explain it.
- Eh...

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What are you again, Jessica?

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I'm Billie Idol-ish.

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It's a combination of Billy
Idol and Billie Eilish.

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I get the "-ish" part,
but not the "Idol."

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He's an '80s guy.

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My dad loves this costume,
so that makes one person.

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Well, the good thing about
today is my dad's a chaperone,

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and he said we could
do whatever we want.

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Break all the rules, whatever.

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Uh, I-I didn't say that, Louise.

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Have you ever seen that movie The Purge?

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He showed me that and said,
"That's you and your friends

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at the apple orchard. Go nuts."

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- I didn't show her that movie.
- Whatever you say.

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Hey, uh, I looked up
this apple orchard online,

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and I saw they have
a beekeeper and bees.

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Is that part of the trip today?

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Because I've always been kind of curious

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- about beekeeping, so...
- Let's keep today

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- about the kids, 'kay, Dad?
- Oh. Okay.

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- Rudy, sit down.
- Uh-huh.

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There, I said it. I've done my job.

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What is it?

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I just wish Chloe was on this trip.

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A lot of us are missing her today.

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- Here we go.
- What?

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Chloe Barbash is out sick for one day,

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and you and all the other
little Chloe followers...

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- Chloe clingers.
- Chloe clingers are acting

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- like it's the end of the world.
- Not the end of the world.

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Just a sad day with no sun
and all the birds are dead.

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Pssh. Remind me, what
is so great about Chloe?

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Wow, where to start? She's charming.

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- Gross. Hm...
- She's wise.

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- She's sort of a thought leader.
- Oh, my God.

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And she does a great duck voice.

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Are we enjoying our lunches?

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I get it, too. Goodbye.

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- Okay, I do kind of like the duck voice.
- Ugh.

57
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You know, Chloe's not some
amazing, miraculous being.

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She's just popular,
and popularity's dumb.

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Even fidget spinners were popular once.

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Aw, now I miss my fidget spinner.

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Oh, God. Oh, God.

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- Oh, God.
- Ooh, someone's participating

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in the costume parade.

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- What are you?
- That's what I was wondering.

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I was gonna guess, like, Hoopula,

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the scary hula hoop vampire

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and Hoopula's mysterious friend.

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Or are you maybe just
going as a bunch of stuff

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from your house?

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Actually, I'm the twister, from Twister.

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And I'm Bill Paxton caught up
in the twister from Twister.

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When Louise gets back
from her field trip,

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- she'll be Helen Hunt.
- From Twister.

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Huh, yeah. You're not
trying too hard at all.

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Looks like your
tornado's dripping there.

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- Oh. Little help?
- On it. Oops.

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I lost an Oklahoma farm house.

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- Kind of high maintenance.
- Yeah.

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We gave our mom the concept,
and that lady ran with it.

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Another streamer here...

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Don't move yet. Tina
needs more streamers.

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Gene, quit touching the cow.
The cow is not for touching.

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Bobby, wipe my brow.

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Well, I'm sure you can hold
those delicate creations

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together till the costume parade.

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It's only most of the day away.

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Yeah, and these costumes are,

88
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you know, not that hard to walk in.

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Uh-huh. If I leave
for first period now,

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I could maybe get there by lunch.

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Huh. This is an apple orchard?

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Not a spooky crow playground?

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's crow for,

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"Turn back, turn back."

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I think this'll be fun. Or do I?

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Without Chloe here, how
am I supposed to know

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- what's lame and what's cool?
- Yeah.

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Maybe we should write stuff
down and show it to Chloe later?

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- Ugh.
- What have we here?

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Fellow peasants come to
join us in the orchard?

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Hello, peasants.

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- I am jolly Eleanor.
- And I am lowly Brom.

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I see many strong
laborers among this group.

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- Yeah, you do.
- Today, we want to show you

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how land was farmed in the British Isles

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in the year 100 B.C.,

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or as Brom and I call
it, the right now times.

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And in 100 B.C.,

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aka the right now times,

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we still believe the world is
a mystical, mysterious place.

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Fun fact... some farmers from
our time practiced paganism

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and beseeched the pagan
gods to watch over the crops.

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At the end of the day, you will
join us at our harvest festival,

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where we ask the sun
god to smile upon us.

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And by sun god, I mean the vengeful

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harvest deity of pagan times, Lugh.

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- Did that guy just spit on us?
- A little bit.

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Of course, not just anyone
can ask the sun god Lugh

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to smile upon us.

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No. For that, we need
a hero of the harvest.

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Someone special and
worthy of such an honor.

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Someone held in esteem by their peers.

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Someone with that "it" factor.

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So, at day's end,

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if the sacred corncob points your way,

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that means you may have the honor

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of helping bless our crops.

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Okay.

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I forgot how weird this field trip is.

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Hi. I-I'm Bob. I'm, uh, a parent...

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uh, chaperone. I heard there
are bees at this orchard.

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I've-I've always been kind
of interested in beekeeping.

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I'm a chef in a restaurant.

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I know your time doesn't
have restaurants, yet.

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- Did you have a question?
- Um, I forgot it.

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J-Just looking forward to those bees.

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Keep it in your bee suit, big guy.

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- Now let our labors begin.
- Hell yeah.

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Bob's Burgers.

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- Hey, Mom. -Mom.
- Hey, kids.

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Wait, why are you calling me?
Do you both have diarrhea again?

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- So in sync.
- No, Mom, it's the costumes.

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They're not in great shape.
Things are falling off,

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- a lot.
- What do we do?

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It's embarrassing to admit,
but I never learned to glue.

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- Uh... I'll come and fix them.
- What?

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Yeah, yeah, I-I'll close the restaurant

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for, uh, just a few minutes,

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and I'll come and fix your costumes.

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- Mom, you can't do that.
- What if we get a customer?

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Hey, this is the costume
parade we're talking about.

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I'll grab my supplies. See you soon.

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You're the bravest person
I know. I love you. Bye.

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Okay, and over here is our orchard.

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- You can tell by all the apple trees.
- Hey, look at that.

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The creepy barn with the inviting

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- "off limits" sign?
- Yeah.

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And as TV has taught me,

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where there's a barn, there's a hayloft.

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Which I believe is a
fun thing to jump off of,

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especially when you're
on a field trip on a farm.

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- I'm on a field trip on a farm.
- I say we try to sneak away later

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and see if we can't have a little jump.

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Louise, Jessica, move it.

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Ugh. Coming. We'll be back for you, hay.

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If you're there, stay fluffy.

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The apple. From gnarled

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and twisting branches comes
this sweet and redolent gift.

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- Let's consider her, shall we?
- We shall.

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Oh, man. Gonna be hard to hang
in there until hayloft time.

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- If there's a hayloft.
- Yeah. Apples?

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More like nap-ples.

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'Cause this place makes
me want to take a nap.

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No, I got it.

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... "apalaz," which, incidentally...

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- Huh?
- What?

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Oh, nothing. I thought I
saw something, but I didn't.

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- That's a great story.
- Girls.

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Shh!

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Oh, crows, please.
You're creeping me out.

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Okay, who wants to
hear about cutting edge,

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up-to-the-minute fertilizing techniques?

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Yes, please. We peasants
fertilize these apple trees using

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something we possess in great amounts.

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- Apples? - Oranges?
- Uh, no.

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- Jell-O? Eyebrows?
- No.

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- Rigatoni?
- Nope, it's manure. We-we use manure.

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- From our livestock.
- Our sheep and goats eat the weeds

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and then when they defecate,

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they walk on it and enrich the soil.

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That's probably why it smells so...

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Baad.

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Whoa, Jessica, you do
a great sheep voice.

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That was uncanny.

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- Do it again.
- No, no.

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I'm baa-shful.

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Whoa-ho.

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All eyes are upon you, girl
dressed as Billy Idol, sort of.

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Looks like we have a contender
for the hero of the harvest.

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What? Really? Wow.

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But, hey, enough about me,

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baack to the manure talk.

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Huh, someone's having her moment.

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Way to fill that Chloe
Barbash popularity void.

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I mean, if the : baa fits.

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Wait, that doesn't work.

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Ha. They loved it anyway.

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- Now, we'll pick our apples.
- And wash them.

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Yes, even though the washing
part is not period-accurate.

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Brom, you have to let that go.

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Is it supposed to be kind
of hard to find the apples?

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The crop was meager this year.

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The sun god Lugh did not smile upon us.

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Also, it's a little late in the season,

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so, you know, be cool about it.

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Psst. Hey. Loft? Hayloft?

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Oh, uh, I don't know.
Maybe we should stay here

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and pick a few more aa-ples.

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So good.

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- Jessica, come on, let's go.
- Uh, maybe we put a pin in the hayloft?

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I mean, this is pretty
great, right? The fresh air?

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The constant ego-stroking from
kids who usually ignore me?

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Okay, fine. I'll just jump by myself.

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And maybe I'll bring
you back some hay. Aah!

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- Going somewhere?
- Pssh. No.

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Come now, back to the group.

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- I found an apple.
- Where?

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Aw, he found an apple?

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And some glue here... and a tree there...

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Work your magic, you
pipe cleaner totin' mama.

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You're very talented, Mom.

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This one isn't your
most practical design.

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These are, uh, a little busy,

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but I think we've got a
shot at at least third place.

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Third's for turds, we're
getting gold. And we're done.

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- Eh...
- What?

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Why aren't the cow and the
trees and stuff on the twister?

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- It seems confusing.
- Because they're on Bill Paxton.

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- It was a creative choice.
- Yeah, she's brilliant.

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- You don't get it, Schnur.
- Eh, whatever.

241
00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:33,189
- Yeah, that's right.
- Okay, they're feeling sturdy... ish.

242
00:08:33,214 --> 00:08:35,405
Oh, but don't bend over
or move your arms or legs

243
00:08:35,423 --> 00:08:38,332
- or sit down.
- But sitting down is my signature move.

244
00:08:38,410 --> 00:08:41,807
Has everyone given your
apples to our cider millers?

245
00:08:41,832 --> 00:08:43,890
It's cider time. Huzzah!

246
00:08:43,915 --> 00:08:46,753
- Excuse me, is-is that a beehive?
- It's an apple crate.

247
00:08:46,778 --> 00:08:48,893
Sir, you have to stop asking
if things are beehives.

248
00:08:48,918 --> 00:08:50,323
Eventually, I'll be right.

249
00:08:50,348 --> 00:08:53,331
Well, I think the quarter
was in your armpit all along.

250
00:08:53,351 --> 00:08:55,166
- Magic.
- Wait, how did he do that?

251
00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,312
How'd he do that?

252
00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,663
Ugh. It wasn't that cool.

253
00:08:57,688 --> 00:09:00,189
What's wrong, Jessica?
Worried Rudy's gonna walk away

254
00:09:00,214 --> 00:09:01,714
with hero of the harvest?

255
00:09:01,739 --> 00:09:03,318
The dumb thing that somehow

256
00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,361
matters to you more
than amazing haylofts?

257
00:09:05,386 --> 00:09:08,082
No. Sheep voice can hold its own, okay?

258
00:09:08,107 --> 00:09:09,698
Oh... Oh...

259
00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:12,183
You're so good at magic.

260
00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:14,778
Uh, more like : maagic.

261
00:09:14,803 --> 00:09:16,152
Huh? Nothing? Okay.

262
00:09:16,177 --> 00:09:17,828
- Rudy, do another trick.
- Yeah.

263
00:09:17,853 --> 00:09:21,262
Oh, uh, great, but, uh,
pretend I'm holding a top hat.

264
00:09:21,287 --> 00:09:22,436
Someone's getting attention.

265
00:09:22,454 --> 00:09:24,788
Could you be our hero of the harvest?

266
00:09:24,813 --> 00:09:25,996
Wow. For real?

267
00:09:26,021 --> 00:09:28,300
- Okay, I guess my time is done.
- Sorry, Jessica.

268
00:09:28,325 --> 00:09:30,277
And don't worry, I won't
bring up the fact that,

269
00:09:30,296 --> 00:09:31,749
this whole time, we
could've been sneaking away

270
00:09:31,774 --> 00:09:34,775
- and jumping in hay.
- No regrets. It was a rush.

271
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,902
Uh... yeah, okay.

272
00:09:35,927 --> 00:09:37,785
You don't know what it's
like to have everyone hanging

273
00:09:37,803 --> 00:09:39,560
on your every baa. I didn't
know what it was like.

274
00:09:39,585 --> 00:09:41,436
Apparently, only Chloe
knew what it was like.

275
00:09:41,461 --> 00:09:43,100
- But it was glorious.
- Please.

276
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:46,051
I could have people hanging
on all my stuff if I wanted to.

277
00:09:46,076 --> 00:09:47,351
Louise, this is fourth grade.

278
00:09:47,376 --> 00:09:49,634
You can't just make that
kind of popularity happen.

279
00:09:49,659 --> 00:09:51,027
You got to earn it with, like,

280
00:09:51,052 --> 00:09:52,844
an amazing spontaneous sheep impression.

281
00:09:52,869 --> 00:09:54,610
So, good luck with that.

282
00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,285
Okay. Uh... watch this.

283
00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,110
I've got a little
something in my back pocket.

284
00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,027
Look how mushed the apples are getting.

285
00:10:04,701 --> 00:10:05,975
- Sorry?
- I said...

286
00:10:10,682 --> 00:10:12,015
How do you do that?

287
00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,556
You make a fist, you keep
your mouth mostly closed,

288
00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,323
but you say "girl" into your hand.

289
00:10:16,348 --> 00:10:19,394
- Girl, girl, girl.
- I can't do it.

290
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,655
Some people have trouble with it.

291
00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:23,163
- Do it again.
- Do it again.

292
00:10:23,188 --> 00:10:24,992
- Do it again.
- Ooh...

293
00:10:25,017 --> 00:10:27,210
Are you our hero of the harvest?

294
00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:28,185
Whoa, oh!

295
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,227
Me? "Harv" you serious?

296
00:10:30,354 --> 00:10:32,483
Truly, though, it-it's
nice just to be considered.

297
00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:35,192
Yes, the hour of the
harvest festival has arrived.

298
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,883
The sack lunches await.

299
00:10:36,908 --> 00:10:38,407
The PB and Js grow soggy.

300
00:10:38,432 --> 00:10:40,156
So, we've kind of got
to pick our hero now.

301
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,939
- And you have been chosen.
- What?

302
00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,419
Wait, so I'm the hero of the harvest?

303
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:47,020
- I know, right?
- Congratulations, Louise.

304
00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:48,395
Yay, Louise!

305
00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:50,977
I mean, I was just bending
space and time with my magic,

306
00:10:51,002 --> 00:10:52,669
- but whatever.
- Do it again.

307
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,430
Do it again. Do it again.

308
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,305
Okay, okay, okay.

309
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,100
Crap, that's good.

310
00:11:03,898 --> 00:11:06,570
- I can't get enough of that sound.
- No, you can't.

311
00:11:08,152 --> 00:11:09,445
- Wow.
- It's so weird, but I love it.

312
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,044
Be right back, getting napkins.

313
00:11:11,069 --> 00:11:12,401
My corncob got jelly on it.

314
00:11:12,633 --> 00:11:14,506
Hero of the harvest problems, right?

315
00:11:14,531 --> 00:11:16,733
Hey, Louise. So, hero
of the harvest, huh?

316
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,928
- Are you having fun?
- I kind of am.

317
00:11:18,953 --> 00:11:20,039
Finally getting some positive reactions

318
00:11:20,064 --> 00:11:22,980
- to your "doy doy" thing?
- Yeah, these people let me do it.

319
00:11:23,005 --> 00:11:24,976
We did let you do it, for a year.

320
00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:27,625
But it's all you did, so
we had to make some rules.

321
00:11:27,650 --> 00:11:29,742
People were suffering. Hey, guess what?

322
00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,341
Me and Ms. Labonz are friends now.

323
00:11:31,366 --> 00:11:33,531
- Ms. Labonz and I.
- Sorry.

324
00:11:33,556 --> 00:11:34,980
Now I know where she gets it.

325
00:11:35,005 --> 00:11:37,155
Okay, everyone, our
ritual will begin soon

326
00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,009
and our hero will be crowned.

327
00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:40,672
Yes, yes, yes. Where do
you need me? Over there?

328
00:11:40,696 --> 00:11:43,197
- Light's good over there.
- But first, we're all going to learn

329
00:11:43,222 --> 00:11:45,314
a traditional harvest dance.

330
00:11:45,339 --> 00:11:47,136
There's dancing at apple orchards? Okay.

331
00:11:47,161 --> 00:11:49,512
Louise? Hayloft? Want to jumpy jump?

332
00:11:49,537 --> 00:11:51,278
Oh, now that I'm hero of the harvest,

333
00:11:51,303 --> 00:11:53,328
- you've got hay fever?
- Yeah. Basically.

334
00:11:53,353 --> 00:11:56,258
Okay, fine. I guess we should do it now

335
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,002
if we're gonna do it
because after the ceremony

336
00:11:58,027 --> 00:12:00,289
there's probably gonna
be handshakes, speeches,

337
00:12:00,314 --> 00:12:01,981
- that whole deal.
- Okay, calm down.

338
00:12:02,006 --> 00:12:03,678
- Hey, Teddy.
- Linda.

339
00:12:03,703 --> 00:12:05,774
What happened? You're
supposed to be open by now.

340
00:12:05,799 --> 00:12:08,893
Sorry. I had to go to the kids'
school to fix their costumes.

341
00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:11,009
And they fell apart before
I walked out the door,

342
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,617
- so I had to fix them again.
- It's okay, it's fine.

343
00:12:13,642 --> 00:12:15,522
I didn't mind waiting
out here in the cold wind.

344
00:12:15,547 --> 00:12:17,714
Uh-uh, Bob's Burgers.

345
00:12:17,739 --> 00:12:20,140
Hi, kids. Oh, no, again?

346
00:12:20,165 --> 00:12:22,530
- No. No.
- Did you sit down?

347
00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:24,889
- I told you not to sit down.
- Hang up. Hang up.

348
00:12:24,914 --> 00:12:26,836
Okay, I'm coming back.
Uh, Teddy'll understand.

349
00:12:26,861 --> 00:12:28,478
No, no, no!

350
00:12:28,503 --> 00:12:31,062
Yeah, that's Teddy
shouting. Tina says hi.

351
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,413
Hi, Tina. Linda, don't leave.

352
00:12:32,438 --> 00:12:34,323
All right, I'll see you
soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye.

353
00:12:34,348 --> 00:12:36,427
Sorry, Teddy, it's the costume parade.

354
00:12:36,452 --> 00:12:38,569
- But you belong here.
- You're just hungry.

355
00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:40,789
- Go in the back, get a bun.
- Oh, a bun.

356
00:12:40,814 --> 00:12:42,239
Okay, see you soon.

357
00:12:42,403 --> 00:12:43,827
Look at that hayloft.

358
00:12:43,852 --> 00:12:46,577
Could I do this for a living?
Find haylofts? I probably could.

359
00:12:46,596 --> 00:12:48,337
Are we not gonna talk about these?

360
00:12:48,356 --> 00:12:50,005
The creepy hay dolls?

361
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,664
I'd talk about them, but I'm
kind of afraid they'd hear us.

362
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,130
- Anyway, want to jump?
- Yeah.

363
00:12:54,155 --> 00:12:56,469
And we'll, uh, learn the harvest
dance later in life, right?

364
00:12:56,494 --> 00:12:58,399
Absolutely. At prom, I bet.

365
00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:00,182
♪ Oh, the raven
pecks the eye of the ♪

366
00:13:00,207 --> 00:13:02,904
♪ Piggy in the sty, and
high up in the trees ♪

367
00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:04,261
♪ Blows a foul-smelling breeze ♪

368
00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:05,740
♪ The leaves are falling down ♪

369
00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:07,689
♪ They lie dying on the ground ♪

370
00:13:10,027 --> 00:13:12,770
♪ The raven pecks the eye
of the piggy in the sty ♪

371
00:13:12,863 --> 00:13:14,271
♪ And high up in the trees ♪

372
00:13:14,365 --> 00:13:15,864
♪ Blows a foul-smelling breeze ♪

373
00:13:15,884 --> 00:13:17,585
♪ The leaves are falling down ♪

374
00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:19,443
♪ They lie dying on the ground ♪

375
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,925
I do enjoy a good jump.

376
00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,426
One more? The dolls are nodding.

377
00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:27,376
Hm, I don't want to
keep my fan base waiting.

378
00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:28,710
You know how they love a hero.

379
00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:31,288
But maybe we can squeeze
in one more loft leap.

380
00:13:31,307 --> 00:13:32,398
Attagirl.

381
00:13:32,549 --> 00:13:34,716
Hm, should we toss some
more hay down there?

382
00:13:34,736 --> 00:13:36,810
It's looking less
fluffy, more leg-breaky.

383
00:13:36,835 --> 00:13:38,439
Yeah, I hate when my legs get broken.

384
00:13:38,464 --> 00:13:41,275
Oh. That's a... Huh.

385
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,242
What are we looking at here?

386
00:13:43,267 --> 00:13:46,498
Someone standing on a
platform with a crown on their head?

387
00:13:46,523 --> 00:13:50,157
The hero of the harvest,
judging by the cool corn cob necklace.

388
00:13:50,182 --> 00:13:52,620
And then they're... set on fire?

389
00:13:52,645 --> 00:13:55,243
Uh-huh, and then a bunch
of crows come and eat them

390
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,240
- while they're still on fire.
- What's that supposed to be?

391
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:00,386
I don't know, maybe the ashes

392
00:14:00,411 --> 00:14:01,865
of the sacrificed person?

393
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:04,465
Put under the tree as an
offering to this terrifying

394
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:06,173
- face in the sky?
- Lugh.

395
00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:08,083
This is not what a hero of the harvest

396
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,728
wants to stumble upon in a hayloft.

397
00:14:09,753 --> 00:14:12,601
No, not at all. But, I mean,
they're not gonna sacrifice

398
00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:14,626
anyone on a school field trip, right?

399
00:14:14,651 --> 00:14:16,258
We-we have really good chaperones

400
00:14:16,277 --> 00:14:18,578
- who are protecting us.
- Right.

401
00:14:19,332 --> 00:14:20,498
I don't have to be worried.

402
00:14:20,523 --> 00:14:22,083
We'll probably just do a little dancing,

403
00:14:22,116 --> 00:14:24,485
do a little crowning,
I might have some cider

404
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:26,481
just to calm my nerves,
and it'll all be fine.

405
00:14:26,506 --> 00:14:28,264
Hero of the harvest.

406
00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:30,014
- Glory to Lugh.
- There she is. Our hero

407
00:14:30,032 --> 00:14:32,726
- of the harvest has arrived.
- Time for the ceremony.

408
00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:33,851
Um...

409
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,858
Hero of the harvest. Glory to Lugh.

410
00:14:35,883 --> 00:14:37,665
- Hero of the harvest.
- Louise, uh,

411
00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:39,426
- Glory to Lugh.
- I don't normally say this,

412
00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:42,026
- but, uh, run, you should run!
- Aah!

413
00:14:42,044 --> 00:14:43,877
Oh, are you a-a beehive?

414
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,265
Louise?

415
00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:48,641
Louise? Louise, where are you?

416
00:14:48,718 --> 00:14:51,437
I can't run anymore, so
I-I hope you're very close.

417
00:14:51,462 --> 00:14:53,507
- Psst. Over here.
- Oh, thank God.

418
00:14:53,532 --> 00:14:55,274
- Why did you run away screaming?
- Shh.

419
00:14:55,299 --> 00:14:56,798
- They're gonna hear you.
- Who?

420
00:14:56,892 --> 00:14:58,737
The creepy peasants who
want to light me on fire

421
00:14:58,762 --> 00:15:00,521
and offer up my hero
of the harvest ashes

422
00:15:00,546 --> 00:15:02,333
to the sun god Lugh. Aah!

423
00:15:02,358 --> 00:15:04,358
Oh, get this off me. Get this off me.

424
00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:05,945
Oh, wow. Uh, okay.

425
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:07,453
That's not gonna happen, Louise.

426
00:15:07,478 --> 00:15:10,054
Oh, really? Then why was
there a painting in the barn

427
00:15:10,079 --> 00:15:11,429
that had exactly that on it?

428
00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:13,103
Oh, you went to the barn?

429
00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:15,362
That's not gonna look
great for me as a chaperone.

430
00:15:15,387 --> 00:15:17,256
- Dad!
- Sorry, but, I mean,

431
00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:20,466
probably there's another
explanation for a barn painting?

432
00:15:20,491 --> 00:15:22,612
Okay, did you not see
those terrifying costumes?

433
00:15:22,637 --> 00:15:24,615
What, the horse skull things?

434
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,731
Yeah, they were a bit much,
but so are the costumes

435
00:15:26,756 --> 00:15:29,233
your mother made for
Tina and Gene, arguably.

436
00:15:29,258 --> 00:15:30,999
Leave Team Twister out of this.

437
00:15:31,024 --> 00:15:32,328
Louise, really, though,

438
00:15:32,353 --> 00:15:33,835
why would they want to do that to you?

439
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:35,665
Because I'd make the best sacrifice.

440
00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:39,099
- I'm popular now.
- Oh. You-you think you're popular?

441
00:15:39,124 --> 00:15:40,728
I mean, yeah. Hero of the harvest.

442
00:15:40,753 --> 00:15:43,389
Wait, what do you mean,
"You think you're popular"?

443
00:15:43,414 --> 00:15:45,174
No, nothing. I-I mean, I...

444
00:15:45,199 --> 00:15:46,569
That-that makes total sense.

445
00:15:46,594 --> 00:15:47,994
I just never imagined
that kids would enjoy

446
00:15:48,018 --> 00:15:49,518
that noise you make.

447
00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:52,141
I always thought of it,
well, you know, differently.

448
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,741
And I always thought you were jealous.

449
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:55,420
Uh, look, we should get back.

450
00:15:55,445 --> 00:15:57,520
Oh, no, I'm not going back there.

451
00:15:57,545 --> 00:15:59,724
Louise, I promise they
won't sacrifice you.

452
00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:01,916
Okay, fine, but if I'm right

453
00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:04,475
and I get sacrificed, I'm
gonna say I told you so.

454
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,868
Sounds good. Uh... I think
we came from this way.

455
00:16:06,888 --> 00:16:10,107
Hard to find your bearings in
a field full of the same tree.

456
00:16:10,132 --> 00:16:11,200
- Oh, my God.
- What?

457
00:16:11,225 --> 00:16:12,374
Look... ashes.

458
00:16:12,393 --> 00:16:13,708
- Oh.
- See?

459
00:16:13,728 --> 00:16:16,228
That's probably just from
a fun orchard bonfire.

460
00:16:16,253 --> 00:16:17,540
- Mm-hmm.
- But just to be safe,

461
00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:19,637
when we get back, stay near Ms. Labonz.

462
00:16:19,662 --> 00:16:21,875
- She'll protect us.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

463
00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:27,775
Welcome, everyone, to
the Wagstaff Halloween

464
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,133
Costume parade.

465
00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:31,907
Some parents complained
that the traditional Wagstaff

466
00:16:31,932 --> 00:16:34,861
costume contest was just
a little too contest-y.

467
00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:36,398
So, here we are... parade.

468
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:37,929
But there will also be prizes.

469
00:16:37,954 --> 00:16:40,121
Because otherwise, why
are we even doing this?

470
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,742
Now, strap in,

471
00:16:42,761 --> 00:16:45,320
there's a lot of
costumes to get through.

472
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,746
I'll be in my office for most of them.

473
00:16:46,765 --> 00:16:48,823
Coach Blevins, text me
if there's a good one.

474
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,149
Not that they aren't
all good, even that one.

475
00:16:51,174 --> 00:16:52,913
Where's Louise? We're
Team Twister, damn it.

476
00:16:52,938 --> 00:16:54,754
- We need our Helen Hunt.
- Maybe the real Helen Hunt

477
00:16:54,773 --> 00:16:57,485
is available and looking
for something to do today?

478
00:16:57,510 --> 00:17:00,236
I think we're really lost now.

479
00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:01,686
So, just an update on that.

480
00:17:01,711 --> 00:17:03,832
- You know, it was kind of nice.
- What was nice?

481
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,914
- The feeling of being popular.
- But,

482
00:17:05,939 --> 00:17:08,428
I don't know, is popularity that great?

483
00:17:08,453 --> 00:17:10,492
I mean, you also ended up running away

484
00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:13,375
from imaginary cult
people into the orchard,

485
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,918
where the temperature seems
to be dropping, rapidly.

486
00:17:15,943 --> 00:17:18,457
It's true. Everyone
wants a piece of you.

487
00:17:18,482 --> 00:17:20,590
Sometimes as a sacrifice to the gods.

488
00:17:20,615 --> 00:17:22,206
Hey, how far are we from the group?

489
00:17:22,231 --> 00:17:23,351
- Miles?
- Maybe.

490
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,980
- Oh, my God.
- What?

491
00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:27,172
- It's here!
- What? Oh, the beehive?

492
00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:28,454
It's just like I imagined.

493
00:17:28,473 --> 00:17:30,664
Actually, I didn't really
imagine it like that.

494
00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:33,055
Or I guessed there would be
someone in a cool bee suit

495
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,102
and they would open it up and
my life would never be the same.

496
00:17:36,127 --> 00:17:38,603
Yeah, and the queen bee would
probably see me and be like,

497
00:17:38,628 --> 00:17:40,352
- "Hey, you get it."
- Maybe I just

498
00:17:40,377 --> 00:17:41,376
take a quick peek.

499
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,394
Found you!

500
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:43,636
- Aah!
- Oh, my God!

501
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:45,943
- Bees, attack!
- That's not how bees work.

502
00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:47,709
- I-I don't think.
- No, it is not.

503
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,552
Everything's okay. We heard you
found the paintings. So sorry.

504
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,641
- That must've been bad.
- Yeah, sorry about that.

505
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:56,057
The painting is for our
haunted orchard attraction.

506
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,329
Yeah, it was for the haunted orchard.

507
00:17:58,354 --> 00:18:00,746
Not an instruction
manual for a pagan cult,

508
00:18:00,764 --> 00:18:02,247
like we thought it might be. Whoops.

509
00:18:02,272 --> 00:18:04,317
- Haunted orchard?
- Yeah, for Halloween.

510
00:18:04,342 --> 00:18:06,935
We do a haunted hayride
for teens and adults

511
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,064
that ends with a spooky
pagan barn ritual.

512
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,198
You might've seen the
really cute hay dolls I made.

513
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,816
Which are not historically
correct, but are good.

514
00:18:13,841 --> 00:18:17,285
Probably why the sign on
the barn says "off limits."

515
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:19,833
- Bob, I blame you, somehow.
- I know.

516
00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:22,025
But the ashes under the tree.

517
00:18:22,044 --> 00:18:24,149
We saw some ashes under an apple tree.

518
00:18:24,174 --> 00:18:27,682
I-I told her it was just a
fun orchard bonfire, probably.

519
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,699
No, it's sacrificed
school children ashes.

520
00:18:29,724 --> 00:18:31,223
- What?!
- Kidding, kidding.

521
00:18:31,248 --> 00:18:33,255
- Ha. Funny. Pagans.
- It's wood ash.

522
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,205
Good fertilizer for the fruit trees.

523
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,730
I mean, not good enough, because
our crop sucked this year,

524
00:18:37,755 --> 00:18:39,480
but, please, come finish the ceremony.

525
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:40,930
We'll take off the costumes.

526
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:43,356
It was Brom's idea to borrow
these from the haunted hayride

527
00:18:43,381 --> 00:18:45,123
and use them in a
fourth grade field trip.

528
00:18:45,142 --> 00:18:47,401
In my defense, I forgot
kids were scared of things.

529
00:18:47,598 --> 00:18:49,949
Come on, we got to move if
we're gonna make it back in time

530
00:18:49,974 --> 00:18:52,400
- for the costume parade crap.
- Okay.

531
00:18:52,425 --> 00:18:55,535
I guess I could go for a crown
and some worship from my peers.

532
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,971
Or we could do some bee stuff?

533
00:18:57,996 --> 00:18:59,513
- We don't have time.
- Darn it.

534
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,967
Too bad. The bees are really great.

535
00:19:02,783 --> 00:19:04,211
These panda pants have been itching me,

536
00:19:04,305 --> 00:19:06,564
but it was worth it.
Ah, itchy, itchy, itchy.

537
00:19:06,589 --> 00:19:07,921
- Scratchy, scratchy...
- Okay,

538
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:10,383
looks like we have just
a few costumes to go.

539
00:19:10,408 --> 00:19:12,760
More than Coach Blevins'
text implied, but that's fine.

540
00:19:12,911 --> 00:19:14,336
Still no Louise. What the hell?

541
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,879
Yeah, where is this
apple orchard? Appalachia?

542
00:19:16,904 --> 00:19:19,158
Next, we have Gene, Tina,

543
00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:20,682
and Louise Belcher dressed as...

544
00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:23,615
well, something complicated.
Wait, I don't see Louise.

545
00:19:23,815 --> 00:19:26,325
Group costume, missing
part of your group.

546
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:28,000
- Oh, God. Here we go.
- Okay.

547
00:19:28,025 --> 00:19:30,416
Then, I guess, let's
get twisted, sister.

548
00:19:30,441 --> 00:19:31,506
Damn it.

549
00:19:32,889 --> 00:19:33,980
Wait!

550
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:35,377
I'm here. I made it.

551
00:19:35,402 --> 00:19:36,735
- Yes!
- Louise!

552
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,912
It's time to Helen Hunt some tornadoes.

553
00:19:38,937 --> 00:19:40,012
Oh, right, Twister.

554
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:42,438
They're supposed to be Twister.

555
00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:44,963
Hi, kids. How'd we do?

556
00:19:44,988 --> 00:19:47,154
Well, we left it all
on the field. I mean,

557
00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:49,432
not all of it, but a lot of
parts fell off on the field.

558
00:19:49,457 --> 00:19:51,183
But we did not win a prize of any kind.

559
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:54,301
Oh, no. You look so
good. We worked so hard.

560
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,946
It was very dramatic, though, Linda.

561
00:19:55,971 --> 00:19:57,840
We almost didn't make
it. We were running late

562
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,289
because this whole thing
where Louise thought

563
00:19:59,308 --> 00:20:01,244
she was gonna get
sacrificed on the field trip.

564
00:20:01,269 --> 00:20:02,693
I'll tell you later. She's fine.

565
00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:05,197
Anyway, we pretty much
jumped off a moving school bus

566
00:20:05,222 --> 00:20:07,349
in the parking lot and then we made it.

567
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:10,017
But the judges were dumb.
I think our kids got robbed.

568
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,728
I even threw in a bit of this.

569
00:20:14,612 --> 00:20:15,564
But nothing.

570
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,786
Yeah, I think people
were confused, Louise.

571
00:20:17,811 --> 00:20:19,970
They didn't remember
that part in Twister.

572
00:20:19,995 --> 00:20:22,054
And I thought we had a
rule about that sound?

573
00:20:22,072 --> 00:20:23,072
No more doy-doy?

574
00:20:23,148 --> 00:20:24,890
- Eh.
- All right. Well, you probably

575
00:20:24,908 --> 00:20:26,719
want to do different costumes
for trick-or-treating.

576
00:20:26,743 --> 00:20:29,986
I get it. You want to be pirates
or a ghost or something stupid?

577
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:31,982
- What? No.
- If a Halloween costume

578
00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:34,324
doesn't hurt a little bit,
you're not doing it right.

579
00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:36,263
Plus, do you know how
many 40-something-year-olds

580
00:20:36,288 --> 00:20:38,788
are gonna get this reference
and go crazy for it?

581
00:20:38,813 --> 00:20:40,554
We're gonna be rolling in candy.

582
00:20:40,579 --> 00:20:42,493
Aw. Well then, what do you say...

583
00:20:42,518 --> 00:20:43,925
- Should we go bigger?
- No!

584
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:44,932
-No, no, no.
-No, no, no, we're good. We're good.

585
00:20:44,957 --> 00:20:46,682
You sure? What about, like,

586
00:20:46,707 --> 00:20:48,603
a battery-powered fan
that's strapped to Tina

587
00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:50,536
- blows all the streamers?
- Oh, maybe.

588
00:20:50,561 --> 00:20:53,412
♪ Oh, the raven pecks the
eye of the piggy in the sty ♪

589
00:20:53,437 --> 00:20:56,254
♪ And high up in the trees
blows a foul-smelling breeze ♪

590
00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:59,539
♪ The leaves are falling down,
they lie dying on the ground ♪

591
00:21:02,307 --> 00:21:04,520
♪ The raven pecks the eye
of the piggy in the sty ♪

592
00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:07,857
♪ And high up in the trees
blows a foul-smelling breeze ♪

593
00:21:07,877 --> 00:21:10,952
♪ The leaves are falling down,
they lie dying on the ground ♪

594
00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:16,251
♪ The raven pecks the eye
of the piggy in the sty ♪

595
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,960
♪ And high up in the trees
blows a foul-smelling breeze ♪

596
00:21:18,985 --> 00:21:20,513
♪ The leaves are falling down ♪

597
00:21:20,538 --> 00:21:22,114
♪ They lie dying on the ground. ♪

598
00:21:22,499 --> 00:21:26,890
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